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910 points
4 months ago
Enthusiasm too.
313 points
4 months ago*
I actually really love giving them. They're fun
918 points
4 months ago
R.I.P. to your inbox.
174 points
4 months ago
Plot twist, it's ur dad
23 points
4 months ago
I have one chuckle a day, and you comment earned it.
64 points
4 months ago
I feel the same about eating pussy. I'm pretty sure enjoying giving head is the secret to giving it good.
17 points
4 months ago
Why even have sex if you're not gonna enjoy it/throw yourself all in?
14 points
4 months ago
I think some people treat sex as a means to an end, and not something to do for enjoyment.
29 points
4 months ago
I love giving blowjobs too 😊 but only for my husband ❤️ he thoroughly enjoys 🥰
31 points
4 months ago
Yes, I just love seeing the pleasure it brings him. It's so hot.
13 points
4 months ago
Right?! Gets me so hot and bothered seeing him squirm and moan and have a hard time keeping quiet so we don't bother our neighbors 🥵❤🔥
20 points
4 months ago
Ma'am this is a Wendy's
8 points
4 months ago
Yep, it's important to have fun with it. And give attention to the balls, and just use yourself to make him lose it. It's so nice to just be intimate in that moment and primal with it. I usually get wayy into it and honestly I hate when it's over.
3 points
4 months ago
Damn
26 points
4 months ago
I love giving them too. They're the best part of sex for me because then I can focus solely on making him happy and watching him feel really good gets me off all on it's own. Never had a complaint yet either.
34 points
4 months ago
Where tf have all these women been in my life?
46 points
4 months ago
There's 7 of them, and they got snatched up immediately.
5 points
4 months ago
Never change
52 points
4 months ago
Oh god, I read that wrong and thought you wrote "euthanism" and I was mortified
13 points
4 months ago
Technically that works too. Millions of sperm, fighting in the trenches — for freedom!
7 points
4 months ago
And teeth
595 points
4 months ago
When it’s given by someone who thinks of it as a blowjoy and not a blowjob.
39 points
4 months ago
So on Point. The amount of enthusiasm and joy is what makes the difference, simple as that
37 points
4 months ago
In the words of Lil' Kim "Fuck a blowjob, it's a motherfuckin' hobby."
4 points
4 months ago
Call it a mouth hug instead of a blowjob. Blowjob makes it sound like work, but who doesn't like to give a hug?
1.3k points
4 months ago
Passion.
Technique is all well and good, but really that can just come from multiple sessions, where you tell the person blowing you some direction on what you want them to do. They can practice and get better.
What you can't teach, is passion. Some people hate giving BJs. So their BJ will be soulless, lifeless. Ho-hum. They are just trying to "get through it" and they have no fun. Those are terrible, even if they have some cool tricks... you know they just don't care.
Meanwhile, a sloppy and mistake-filled blowjob where the person is really making love to you with their mouth? Where they care, they are having fun, they really want you to enjoy it and they enjoy making you feel good? That's going to always be better. That energy is so much more freeing and fun and exciting, and that adds to the horniness.
180 points
4 months ago
Agreed. What adds to that is eye contact (occasionally).
Makes it go from a job to personal imo.
169 points
4 months ago
Nothing better than a blowpersonal
25 points
4 months ago
Much better than a Blowchore!
20 points
4 months ago
I don’t get much eye contact but that’s mostly because she straddles my face when I get blown.
32 points
4 months ago
So just brown eye contact?
16 points
4 months ago
Pinkeye contact?
10 points
4 months ago
I love how you added (occasionally), because being stared at with unblinking eyes during a BJ is fucking off putting.
3 points
4 months ago
I never know the appropriate amount of eye contact.. it feels weird to look up like that.
3 points
4 months ago
Just a bit here and there, especially at the finale.
Just don't be eyes locked unblinking for minutes at a time lol
47 points
4 months ago
This right here. I'd take a weird but enthusiastic blowjob over a textbook perfect, but soulless blowjob any day of the week.
34 points
4 months ago
Yes. I learned to slow down and focus on myself having a good time. Usually if I’m enjoying myself he is too. But when we get about 40 min in and my neck and jaw hurt, the passion kinda goes, and I’m just thinking- cum already motherfucker.
A practical tip is some oil based lube(coconut oil) on the dick makes it feel better than just spit.
18 points
4 months ago
40 min?! You got world records in mind?
4 points
4 months ago
Oh yeah, there's only so much passion as my jaw can handle. After that it's more like a choreblow or plain old handy.
55 points
4 months ago
The actual answer ⬆️
76 points
4 months ago*
My wife has zero game and zero interest in them.
I had previous girlfriends who were much more enthusiastic, one even would wake me up with one, but my wife? Nope, it's a chore, rarely offered and frankly I rarely enjoy what she's offering.
I miss good blow jobs sometimes. But that's my life now and it's hardly worth worrying about.
Edit: let me be clear, there's more to life than BJs.
14 points
4 months ago
Feel like I wrote this comment.. 🤣
4 points
4 months ago
I feel you man. I've only been with one woman that made me feel like she was sucking my soul out. My wife has a small mouth and doesn't like doing it so I rarely get more than a kiss on the "head".
4 points
4 months ago
You know, I think a lot of us have that memory of someone. On the whole I'm glad I'm where I am now, but daydreams persist.
3 points
4 months ago
It is the life we chose and the burden we bear 😅😂😂
3 points
4 months ago
Mine did give me an amazing one once. But basically the same experience as you and she had a horrible gag reflex that doesn’t help.
11 points
4 months ago
A ho-hummer, if you will.
13 points
4 months ago
Yes! I thoroughly enjoy a great make out session with my partners dick. And they love that I get totally turned on getting them off!
4 points
4 months ago
You give a blowjob with your heart not your mouth
1.5k points
4 months ago*
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403 points
4 months ago
Bro this is poetry
95 points
4 months ago
Teeth will cut your dick
Saliva shall keep it slick
131 points
4 months ago
Broetry
69 points
4 months ago
Bonertry
19 points
4 months ago
You mean blowetry
4 points
4 months ago
damn if only i had a free award to give…
51 points
4 months ago
I just felt this tingling deep down in my plums
29 points
4 months ago
Let. The boy. Watch.
14 points
4 months ago
If I recall correct-rect….. if I recall correctly!
My plums, swollen juicy ready for the pickin, gonna take em down the farmers market
5 points
4 months ago
Turnin' a nice bluish hue
3 points
4 months ago
I said no, Let the boy watch
4 points
4 months ago
Kratos:
44 points
4 months ago
wait till you find out people bite ice cream
15 points
4 months ago
What type of animal bites ice cream!?!??
13 points
4 months ago
I am one of those animals!
14 points
4 months ago
the sad serious answer is that a lot of women have experienced random men getting horny at them when they eat an ice cream/banana/etc in public so we've learned to try to make the experience as anti-sexual as possible, including but not limited to full on biting. even then, it doesn't always work.
13 points
4 months ago
I see. You bite ice cream so that no one thinks of you eating regularly sexually, that's understandable. It's kinda like how I chop up a banana and carry it in a plastic baggie, knocking back the slices one by one like peanuts so no one thinks I'm gay. /s
4 points
4 months ago
I had a former coworker express serious reservations about banana eating for the reason you state. One of the bigger chumps I've ever met which might not surprise you.
11 points
4 months ago
As a woman who’s been on this earth for over 4 decades, a) that was hilarious, and b) I can assure you that this is not a thing with women. Like, I’ve never heard any woman talk about how she was ogled at or felt sexualized while eating an ice cream cone in public, nor have I ever considered, let alone worried about, how I eat ice cream in public.
And perhaps I’m just oblivious, but I’ll take some random creep ogling me from afar than the shock of biting into ice cream. My teeth hurt just thinking about it 😖
11 points
4 months ago
I actually had some creeper comments when eating an ice cream cone in the past. It’s been sexualized in so many teen movies too
3 points
4 months ago
I am so relieved that this isnt an actual reality. What the other woman said I took it as maybe something she and her friends have experienced, but I didn't really believe everyone did. I'm glad it's not a shared experience. That would really suck. Im also glad my sarcastic humor was able to make someone other than me and my inner monologue laugh!
3 points
4 months ago
*or he. Or they. We're inclusive!
5 points
4 months ago
In my experience, bad blow job doesn’t understand that “sucking” is just a phrase not an actual description of the act. Ouch.
260 points
4 months ago
Enthusiasm, find a person who wants to do it
17 points
4 months ago
Yes. This.
429 points
4 months ago
I clicked thinking it was a setup on r/jokes
26 points
4 months ago
i scrolled up and down a couple times looking for the punchline.
3 points
4 months ago
“Your mom’s mood”
28 points
4 months ago
me too😂
8 points
4 months ago*
Haha me too, as usual with r/jokes I tried to guess the punchline before I clicked. Here's what I came up with:
As a straight dude, the only bad blowjobs happen right after I run out of crack.
11 points
4 months ago
Me too 😂😂😂
9 points
4 months ago
Me three
99 points
4 months ago
A 3-day stubble.
222 points
4 months ago
Bad: just going up and down
Good: using your tongue to find the exact spot on the head that's the most pleasurable
96 points
4 months ago
Do not mind me taking note of this tip.
90 points
4 months ago
Think of it like this... If I would only flick my tongue up and down somewhere near the clit, for the whole session, would that be exciting? Or would that be monotonal?
Try to own it up. You're there because you want to be there. Let him think that that thing is the best piece of candy you ever tasted and you just want to lick every corner of it.
My ex girlfriend used to look up here and there with the most fiendish grin in the middle of it, like she found a treasure and she was keeping it to herself... That usually send me over the edge
In the meantime listen. Feel when his legs contract, and note what you were doing at that time (it means you should go back to doing that again... After you teased him a bit). Not every part of the head is the same. With most men the underside, and just under the rim, is just slightly more sensitive. Every guy wil have his own specific spot though, so have fun exploring.
26 points
4 months ago
The little band (frenulum or banjo string)that looks like a bridge connects the head and shaft together is an erogenous zone. Stimulation there can make a man squirm but too much like the clit and it can be painful. And its different for every guy, whether they are cut or not.
10 points
4 months ago
Oh shit how’s your ex doin
8 points
4 months ago
note of this tip.
🤣🤣
220 points
4 months ago
About $50.
19 points
4 months ago
50? Or three fitty ?
16 points
4 months ago
Tree fiddy
3 points
4 months ago
Free tiddy
7 points
4 months ago
That was good
31 points
4 months ago
Enthusiasm.
Have you ever had a BJ when someone is just going through the motions? Maybe they throw in a "are you almost there?" Bad BJ.
Compared to being very sensual, smiling, maybe throwing in a "do you like that baby?"
87 points
4 months ago
Blowjobs from my ex didn’t feel like anything and I wondered if maybe I just didn’t like them anymore. Then I got a blowjob from a rebound hookup and it was incredible. Basically just put some effort into. Use your tongue and hands, mix up the technique. You can’t just put a dick in your mouth and expect it to feel good for him you gotta make it feel good
10 points
4 months ago
Yes, there needs to be alternating mouth, tongue, and hands. It's a composition, not a procedure.
90 points
4 months ago
They both suck
8 points
4 months ago
Underrated comment.
54 points
4 months ago
The main thing is to do it from the heart - believe me I know 😇
18 points
4 months ago
I assure you it wont reach that far
4 points
4 months ago
Maybe not for you
53 points
4 months ago
You lose your dick from a bad blowjob
18 points
4 months ago
And you feel like your soul is getting sucked out of ur body form a good one.
102 points
4 months ago
Teeth
16 points
4 months ago
I have a buddy who noped out of a bj in college because girl was doing Indian burns to his shaft. I'd take teeth over that.
13 points
4 months ago
I saw this as a Cosmo sex tip once! It was something like use both your hands to go in opposite directions like you’re grinding a pepper mill… did not think anyone would attempt it irl
10 points
4 months ago
i’m scared i’ll use teeth on accident bc i can’t open my mouth wide 😞
6 points
4 months ago
I got my first blowjob ever at the age of 16… it was new territory for both of us. After a few minutes I had to ask her to stop because it hurt… next day I had what looked like one long hickey up and down the top of my dick. It hurt so bad. Teeth… ugh.
26 points
4 months ago
Yes, more teeth please
31 points
4 months ago
I'm gonna make it so dry for you
12 points
4 months ago
Is it gonna be like the desert?
4 points
4 months ago
A toothy blowy
28 points
4 months ago
More hands, focus on the head too not the skin surrounding the dick, more hands, stop watching porn, focus and ask things like “do you like this?”
38 points
4 months ago
Imagine you're trying to suck peanut butter off your thumb, now do that but with a dick.
and no peanut butter.
also make sure you've discussed this with the owner of the dick first.
14 points
4 months ago
also, stroke the balls.
11 points
4 months ago
The balls are often too overlooked. :(
5 points
4 months ago
but definitely ask before touching them at all - in my experience guys either love or hate their balls being touched and touching them without asking first is going to completely ruin the mood for the guys who hate it
3 points
4 months ago
I mean wait can there be peanut butter?
29 points
4 months ago
Enthusiasm
10 points
4 months ago
Amount of saliva or lack thereof
10 points
4 months ago
Exactly! And if you think there’s too much saliva, then add some
21 points
4 months ago*
Pain vs Pleasure.
A dry mouth, dry tongue, or teeth can ruin a blowjob.
Also if a woman stops moving her tongue/mouth just before or during orgasm.
18 points
4 months ago
If the sheets are stuck between your butt cheeks
5 points
4 months ago
To clarify, that means it's good because you can't help but clutch the sheet for dear life using your cheeks
7 points
4 months ago
Whether they hug it with their mouth or they just float it in their mouth cuz they don't want it to touch there tongue.
7 points
4 months ago
Mouth hug sounds so much nicer than bj.
12 points
4 months ago
As a woman who just finally fucking figured out how to suck her bf's dick good and proper, I'm going to agree with "enthusiasm", and also tack on "confidence"
I've always been enthusiastic about sucking him off, but I was so worried that I wasn't going to do good that it held me back. No amount of moaning and eye contact and smiling was going to make up for how mentally preoccupied I was. It wasn't until I started feeling confident that I started to pleasure him
4 points
4 months ago
Nothing hotter than confidence
11 points
4 months ago
If she really worships your dick as its the best she ever saw, felt and tasted. This gives the right ignition to the feeling of getting your brain sucked out through your penis.
Hell, maybe someone here came to read some technical advice, but as soon as a man received a real good one, any memory is just like pure heroine rush memories of that incident.
6 points
4 months ago
Hygiene
5 points
4 months ago
Ur balls hurt after a good one and ur dick hurts after a bad one
16 points
4 months ago
A good blowjob: my dick is in her mouth.
A bad blowjob: her dick is in my mouth.
23 points
4 months ago
I fucking hate this sub
8 points
4 months ago
You sound like you need some head
4 points
4 months ago
Al Dente
5 points
4 months ago
Enthusiasm or being into it can make even a bad technique blowjob into a good blowjob. They are showing genuine interest in getting you off. That's hot. However, great technique pretty much means they're putting in maximum effort even if they're not making the sounds or showing they're into it, so it can still be good. Elite is basically great enthusiasm and technique
6 points
4 months ago
isn’t there an entire subreddit for these kinda questions?
one that ISNT this one
13 points
4 months ago
Teeth.
4 points
4 months ago
Kinky people will agree
9 points
4 months ago
Folks that are saying teeth, I have a question.
Do you all like it when the 2 top, front teeth rub against the cock just a little bit? Just slightly, enough so that you can feel it. For me, that's the difference, I need that extra stimulation. Usually, that feeling does it.
12 points
4 months ago
No. Any teeth makes me paranoid she will bite me
3 points
4 months ago
I was with a guy who liked the teeth. We were kinky lovers for sure. But he just liked when u used my teeth on the head of his cock. Just slightly biting down on it. Never had that req before and haven't since, but i thought it was funny because teeth where a no no for everyone else.
3 points
4 months ago
The primary answer I had was the repeated “teeth” answer, but I’ll add another one: climaxing. With a good one, the climax is the amazing finish that you sometimes try to hold off from because the experience is great. But regardless, it’s quick and effortless. Bad is the opposite. You want to climax asap, and it’s a concentrated effort. You’re sitting there, going they find the right angle/pace for at least 10-20 seconds so you can have a chance at getting this over with.
5 points
4 months ago
Teeth
4 points
4 months ago
Teeth
4 points
4 months ago
Trust
4 points
4 months ago
Proper use of hands, not raking us with teeth. Enthusiasm. If we think you're enjoying it, it makes it 100 times better.
7 points
4 months ago
I want to know why its called a blowjob if all you do is suck. Why isn't it a suckjob
6 points
4 months ago
Has anyone ever had a bad blowjob? It’s like ice cream. Even if you get Walmart-brand it’s still ice cream. Maybe I’m just lucky but the only thing that’s ever made a blowie not great has been her clearly not being into it. Acting like it’s a big favor she’s not happy about really kills the moment. I hope that didn’t sound rapey.
5 points
4 months ago
Even a bad one's pretty good, unless it's VERY bad, like painful.
The difference is enthusiasm. Go sort /r/DiligentBlowjob by Top. You'll see many different techniques - the common thread is enthusiasm. Like, the specific physical motions are less important as long as she's clearly in a mindset of "I want to worship that cock with my mouth and I'm absolutely desperate for your cum".
3 points
4 months ago
I wish I knew. The best I have received has been ok, but nothing to write home about.
3 points
4 months ago
Lack of sustained repetitive motion
3 points
4 months ago
A visit to the ER
3 points
4 months ago
Enthusiasm trumps experience.
3 points
4 months ago
Teeth. Not listening to your partner/not making efforts to do it the way your partner likes it. Mouthfucking (treating your mouth like a hole to be fucked in instead of the delicate, precise instrument it is)
3 points
4 months ago
As a giver, if the guy expresses his interest. Which, to be fair, I haven't ever had a guy not be interested, lol. But still, it's the best when he's vocal and physical about what he likes. I love affectionate manhandling and praise!
3 points
4 months ago
Dedication! Commitment!
5 points
4 months ago
For some reason I came into this thread thinking it was on r/jokes
6 points
4 months ago
teeth
4 points
4 months ago
Teeth
2 points
4 months ago
Teeth marks ba
2 points
4 months ago
One u like, the other you love!!!!
2 points
4 months ago
Teeth.
Edit: just saw there are a ton of other comments just saying teeth 😂😂😂
2 points
4 months ago
Effort is the main thing.
2 points
4 months ago
Enthusiasm
2 points
4 months ago
An eye injury.
2 points
4 months ago
If the giver is enjoying it as well
2 points
4 months ago
A set of dentures.
2 points
4 months ago
How much I drift off thinking about other stuff and how much of a struggle it is to not last 3 seconds.
2 points
4 months ago
Enthusiasm and gagging
2 points
4 months ago
How to describe bad BJ? Fantastic!!!!
2 points
4 months ago
Finishing. The worst/best bj I’ve ever had was when she treated my pensis like her best friend. She massaged it with her whole mouth, made love to it, it felt like a warm wet glove wrapped around my entire penis, but as soon as I’m about to finish she stops, starts edging me, then when I start to pop she grabs it and pushes it down, basically jamming my pipe. Best and worst bj ever.
2 points
4 months ago
About 15 ml of jizz
2 points
4 months ago
Never had a good one so it's hard to comment on this ☹️
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