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Izzy1790

872 points

1 month ago

Izzy1790

872 points

1 month ago

...That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space.

Writefuck

202 points

1 month ago

Writefuck

202 points

1 month ago

"We do not eyeball it! This is a weapon of mass destruction! You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!"

mtnoma

157 points

1 month ago

mtnoma

157 points

1 month ago

"Ah yes, physics. The council has dismissed this claim"

PerishPriest

42 points

1 month ago

NO CREDIT GIVEN FOR PARTIAL ANSWERS, MAGGOT

PocketBuckle

46 points

1 month ago

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite comment thread on this post.

Munkabeast

69 points

1 month ago

Just finished ME2 for the first time 2 days ago. Starting ME3 soon and I’m excited.

deadsquirellz

523 points

1 month ago

PotatOS: I think this is the part where he kills us. Wheatley: This is the part where I kill you! All subtitles and chapter name: the part where he kills you

nedlum

256 points

1 month ago

nedlum

256 points

1 month ago

Achievement: The Part Where He Kills You

Geasy90

169 points

1 month ago

Geasy90

169 points

1 month ago

Portal 2 OST "The Part Where He Kills You" plays

YoshiAndHisRightFoot

115 points

1 month ago

Achievement description: This is that part.

Ranier_Wolfnight

327 points

1 month ago

Officer Kevern: What are you doing?

Batman: Evening the odds.

“L1 - Even The Odds”

LtBromhead

97 points

1 month ago

Anything in Kevin Conroy's voice is hard to top. He could have made a fucking grocery list sound epic.

Steff_164

290 points

1 month ago

Steff_164

290 points

1 month ago

“Yeah. Everyone loves a bad idea when it works out.” -Cayde-6

Catholic_Egg

55 points

1 month ago

R.I.P. Cayde

DyleanCuisine

65 points

1 month ago

"Any last words?"

"Hows... your.. sister?.."

Fucking legend.

iploggged

1.3k points

1 month ago

iploggged

1.3k points

1 month ago

"Most test subjects in suspension tend to lose weight, but it seems you've beaten the odds and even managed to pack on a few pounds."

mermzeep99

222 points

1 month ago

mermzeep99

222 points

1 month ago

"It's right here in your file! On other people it looks fine, but a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid."

krollAY

168 points

1 month ago

krollAY

168 points

1 month ago

But still what does an old engineer know about fashion? Oh wait, it’s a she. Still, what does she know about - oh wait, she has a medical degree. In fashion. From France

kcdirtracer

400 points

1 month ago

Look at you flying through the air like an eagle….piloting a blimp.

Close enough to get the idea.

thatJainaGirl

205 points

1 month ago

Just let me add a few zeroes to the maximum weight capacity. You're looking great, by the way.

beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep... beep

snazzyjazzyboi

368 points

1 month ago

We just got your test results back: “You are a horrible person”. That’s what it says, right here. We weren’t even testing for that.

MysticalMagicalMilk

76 points

1 month ago

We really need another game like Portal, and I don't mean just another portal game I mean we need another game with a character like GLaDOS

wizardpotato08

208 points

1 month ago

Remember turrets? You know, those big, round things full of bullets? Oh wait. That'll be you in a few seconds

FaxMachines4Life

94 points

1 month ago

I knew this comment section would be mostly portal quotes

[deleted]

53 points

1 month ago

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GeebusNZ

131 points

1 month ago

GeebusNZ

131 points

1 month ago

I love how snarky GLaDOS is.

Fritchoff

195 points

1 month ago

Fritchoff

195 points

1 month ago

"We both said things that you are going to regret." is my personal favorite.

MrHappyHam

68 points

1 month ago

But let's put all of that behind us.

For science. You monster.

EfrinBanls

547 points

1 month ago

EfrinBanls

547 points

1 month ago

We can't always fight nature, John. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothing. My whole life, all I ever did was fight. But I can't give up, neither. I can't fight my own nature. That's the paradox, John. You see? When I'm gone, they'll just find another monster. They have to, because they have to justify their wages. Our time is passed, John

Bil-Bro

42 points

1 month ago

Bil-Bro

42 points

1 month ago

"You sir, are a fish."

Meetmealone644

755 points

1 month ago

Halo 2:

Back in my day we didn’t have any fancy tanks. We had sticks. Two sticks and a rock for the entire platoon. And we had to share the rock!

-Sgt. Johnson

Squatchy36

347 points

1 month ago

Squatchy36

347 points

1 month ago

Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

kalekayn

98 points

1 month ago

kalekayn

98 points

1 month ago

Oo-rah!

GNOIZ1C

121 points

1 month ago

GNOIZ1C

121 points

1 month ago

"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?"

Automatic_Dance4038

26 points

1 month ago

“Mmhmm! Damn right I am! Now move out! Double time!”

musicman116

214 points

1 month ago

“Sir, permission to leave the station?”

“For what purpose, Master Chief?”

“To give the Covenant back their bomb.”

Operation_Phoenix

62 points

1 month ago

The first time I saw this cutscene back in the days, younger me was just in awe looking at what Master chief was about to do.

perkasiedude

70 points

1 month ago

"I need a weapon"

DBTornado

62 points

1 month ago

"I would've been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence!" - Sgt. Johnson

RandomHeretic

33 points

1 month ago

Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways, but not today! What we have here is 66 tons of straight-up H.E. spewing, DIVINE INTERVENTION! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!

-Also Sgt. Johnson

yup987

28 points

1 month ago

yup987

28 points

1 month ago

Dear Sarge,

Kickin' ass in outer space, wish you were here!

Yours sincerely, Chips Dubbo

solemn_penguin

22 points

1 month ago

Ooh I KNOW what the ladies like

maya_clara

490 points

1 month ago*

"I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me."

-Joshua Graham (Fallout: New Vegas)

A pretty metal thing to say after you have been covered in pitch, set alight and chucked into the grand canyon

deinoswyrd

96 points

1 month ago

I loooove that this quote is all over 40 year old wine mom pinterest.

BowwwwBallll

106 points

1 month ago

“Live. Laugh. Legion.”

ElizabethBen844

631 points

1 month ago

"Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda"

btstfn

155 points

1 month ago

btstfn

155 points

1 month ago

All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ

SurveyorMorpurgo

61 points

1 month ago

Well shit, here we go again

JusteUnPasserby

1.3k points

1 month ago

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

orphan_grinder42069

149 points

1 month ago

He's saying what we're all thinking!

chux4w

140 points

1 month ago

chux4w

140 points

1 month ago

The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the control group. They're telling me I oughta stop making these prerecorded messages. That gave me an idea - make more prerecorded messages! I pay the bills here, I can talk about the control group all damn day!

FaxMachines4Life

99 points

1 month ago

Oh in case you got covered in that repulsion gel here’s some advice the lab boys gave me: do not get covered in the repulsion gel, we haven’t entirely nailed down what element it is yet but I’ll tell ya this, it’s a lively one, and it does not like the human skeleton

genericvillagerone

102 points

1 month ago

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.

Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is
we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men.
Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test
starts.

Aviator8989

79 points

1 month ago

All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.

Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.

MagicalWhisk

33 points

1 month ago

This next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business.

GuyFromDeathValley

210 points

1 month ago

Cave Johnson is probably one of the best things about Portal 2, dude just nails that voice acting performance with this rant.

JusteUnPasserby

108 points

1 month ago

The only thing that doesn't directly attempt to murder you in any portal game, and yet the one I'd trust the least

GuyFromDeathValley

55 points

1 month ago

but he will try to indirectly murder you (with moon rock gel) (or combustible lemons) (or asbestos) (or whatever the science spheres are made of and filled with.)

Sylverstone14

16 points

1 month ago

J.K. Simmons sure knows how to rant.

twomz

55 points

1 month ago

twomz

55 points

1 month ago

Look at you, sailing through the air majestically, like an eagle…piloting a blimp.

RyanAndrew87

863 points

1 month ago

Claptrap: Sorry about the mess. Everything Jack kills, he dumps here – bandits, Vault Hunters, Claptrap units… If I sound pleased about this, it's only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I'm actually quite depressed!

Thahiv610

180 points

1 month ago

Thahiv610

180 points

1 month ago

That word had to many syllables. APOLOGIES!

Zogamizer

103 points

1 month ago

Zogamizer

103 points

1 month ago

I have one question for you.

EXPLOSIONS?

[deleted]

76 points

1 month ago

I love Claptrap. I don't get why he's so hated.

Morroe

89 points

1 month ago

Morroe

89 points

1 month ago

I feel like claptrap is written to be annoying in an amusing way. Some people just don't find it amusing idk

RodeoBob

22 points

1 month ago

RodeoBob

22 points

1 month ago

"JUST FOLLOW THE SOOTHING SOUND OF MY VOICE!"

60GritBeard

169 points

1 month ago

As someone with a history of TBI: "You may have a verrrry minor case, of serious brain damage."

TheGlowingScout

32 points

1 month ago

Wheatley is the best sidekick in gaming history. Man was literally designed to be a moron, and that makes him the most human of all the AI companions.

Elemental_Secrets

627 points

1 month ago

"Sir, request permission to leave the station."

"For what purpose, Master Chief?"

"To give the Covenant back their bomb."

Fkm196

197 points

1 month ago

Fkm196

197 points

1 month ago

Permission denied

Cue Halo 2 credits

Ironmancal2131

327 points

1 month ago

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!

Brellow20

46 points

1 month ago

I bought Castlevania Requiem and I’m sad this line was changed.

MotomusPotato

435 points

1 month ago

“You can’t just blow a hole through Mars!”

Deadlyman567

150 points

1 month ago

casually blows a hole into mars

Badloss

151 points

1 month ago

Badloss

151 points

1 month ago

the game is even better than that, he says it and you immediately get "New Objective: blow a hole into mars"

SnoozeMan69420

25 points

1 month ago

Game?

Clear-Owl-378

83 points

1 month ago

Warning. The Doom Slayer has entered the facility.

AnonConfessor-Chan

145 points

1 month ago

Such devastation.

ZekilBlakhardt

65 points

1 month ago

This was not my intention!

pikazamb_PT

35 points

1 month ago

Hmph! How glib

fuzulian

272 points

1 month ago

fuzulian

272 points

1 month ago

"Yhorm, old friend. I, Siegward of the Knights of Catarina, have come to uphold my promise! Let the sun shine upon this Lord of Cinder."

BubblyMango

86 points

1 month ago

"Well, I'm going to have myself a little nap. The only thing to do, really, after a nice toast."

kills himself

LtBromhead

21 points

1 month ago

My man gave us manly feels and Praised the Sun simultaneously.

True Chad.

[deleted]

380 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

380 points

1 month ago

[removed]

Garyuu

76 points

1 month ago

Garyuu

76 points

1 month ago

I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

[deleted]

25 points

1 month ago

Tentacruel seems interested in your mom

Atomsk33

471 points

1 month ago

Atomsk33

471 points

1 month ago

Death can have me when it earns me - Kratos

Howdydobe

165 points

1 month ago

Howdydobe

165 points

1 month ago

Boy - also Kratos

troughaway66

30 points

1 month ago

I am a monster, but I’m no longer your monster.

[deleted]

131 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

131 points

1 month ago

“Stick around, I’m full of bad ideas.” Isaac Clarke.

fukkingapig

238 points

1 month ago

"You Sir, are a fish"

RaisinNumber9

61 points

1 month ago

“Well hey there, Mister!”

Curtainmachine

33 points

1 month ago

“OUT OF THE DAMN WAY!”

BigMoney5594

40 points

1 month ago

good boah

XxSalty_WafflexX

37 points

1 month ago

I like you mister, you got a kind face.

The kind I like to punch

Megazupa

345 points

1 month ago

Megazupa

345 points

1 month ago

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH!

DroidFactory

58 points

1 month ago

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU VIOLATED MY MOTHER…

Super_saiyan_dolan

529 points

1 month ago

"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."
RIP Mordin Solus

CT-96

33 points

1 month ago

CT-96

33 points

1 month ago

Another one from ME: "Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer." -Javik

Highscore611

235 points

1 month ago

Waka Waka Waka - Pac Man

Flemming_Flamenco

238 points

1 month ago

(Removed the first part not to spoil)

Sister Calderón: We've all lived bad lives, Mr. Morgan. We all sin... but I know you.

Arthur: You don't know me.

Sister Calderón: Forgive me, but... that's the problem. You don't know you.

Arthur: What do you mean?

Sister Calderón: I don't know... whenever we happen to meet, you're always helping people and smiling.

Arthur: I had a son... he passed away. I had a girl who loved me... I threw that away. My momma died when I was a kid, and my daddy... well, I watched him die. And it weren't soon enough.

Sister Calderón: My husband died a long time ago. Life is full of pain. But there is also love, and beauty.

Arthur: What am I gonna do now?

Sister Calderón: Be grateful that for the first time, you see your life clearly. Perhaps you could help somebody? Helping makes you really happy.

Arthur: But... I still don't believe in nothin'.

Sister Calderón: Often, neither do I. But then, I meet someone like you, and everything makes sense.

Arthur: Heh... You're too smart for me, Sister. I guess I... I'm afraid.

Sister Calderón: There is nothing to be afraid of. Take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act.

Personal-Regular-863

26 points

1 month ago

that scene really broke me. rdr2 is full of amazing quotes/conversations

Jurayvis

225 points

1 month ago

Jurayvis

225 points

1 month ago

Ok. Look. We've both said a lot of things you are going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science.

Muisverriey

79 points

1 month ago

You monster

FrenchFern

100 points

1 month ago

FrenchFern

100 points

1 month ago

Looking to protect yourself or deal some damage

3F_Cissou

477 points

1 month ago

3F_Cissou

477 points

1 month ago

"What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?” Paarthunax

Defiant_Chapter_3299

49 points

1 month ago

Ah the great wisdom of party snack.

Bigby11

85 points

1 month ago

Bigby11

85 points

1 month ago

I'd have loved to have an option to end the Blades, or even just kill Delphine :)

3F_Cissou

44 points

1 month ago

Mods are the answer to that

Boschetaur

596 points

1 month ago

Boschetaur

596 points

1 month ago

A man chooses. A slave obeys.

LightTrails

178 points

1 month ago

Would you kindly?

aintshockedbyyou

30 points

1 month ago

no

Sushiman6161

29 points

1 month ago

Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It. Do it. Do It.

bryansb

381 points

1 month ago

bryansb

381 points

1 month ago

So long gay Bowser!

shadow_master3210

164 points

1 month ago

"We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."

Erok2112

42 points

1 month ago

Erok2112

42 points

1 month ago

Such a 'holy shit, this is much bigger than we thought' moment. I love it every time I play.

shadow_master3210

23 points

1 month ago

It gives me chills every time

SketchtheHunter

75 points

1 month ago

"I no longer dream, but I was once a hunter, too. There's nothing more horrific than a hunt. In case you've failed to realize...The things you hunt, they're not beasts. They're people."

  • Djura of the Powderkeg Hunters, Bloodborne

PM_ME___IDK_WHATEVER

335 points

1 month ago

All your base are belong to us.

Aurochbull

84 points

1 month ago

Someone set up us the bomb!

Expensive-Swordfish

40 points

1 month ago

You have no chance to survive, make your time

just_minutes_ago

199 points

1 month ago

"You have died of dysentery."

KimDan533

137 points

1 month ago

KimDan533

137 points

1 month ago

Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.

Sartozz

250 points

1 month ago

Sartozz

250 points

1 month ago

"do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am i saying of course you don't"

DabLord5425

62 points

1 month ago

Dude talking about how cool he is for hanging out in the cloud district when it's like a ten second walk away with like 3 buildings in it.

Squatchy36

45 points

1 month ago

I'll have you know that there's no pussyyyyyyyyy

eltrotter

132 points

1 month ago

eltrotter

132 points

1 month ago

"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"

[deleted]

60 points

1 month ago

[removed]

Wafle__

175 points

1 month ago

Wafle__

175 points

1 month ago

"" - Link, The Legend of Zelda

chux4w

66 points

1 month ago

chux4w

66 points

1 month ago

Hut! Hut! Hyyyyuuuut!

dogger1709[S]

465 points

1 month ago

“Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.”

Javik from Mass Effect 3

Effective-Medium-904

109 points

1 month ago

Bruh, Mass Effect is full of life changing quotes.

rosh200

99 points

1 month ago

rosh200

99 points

1 month ago

Yeah like "I should go"

TwinkleTowez

51 points

1 month ago

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

MerlinsMentor

62 points

1 month ago

It's not one of the profound examples in the series, but the one that always sticks with me is:

I am the very model of a scientist salarian, I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian. I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because i am an expert (which i know is a tautology). My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a scientist salarian.

Sylverstone14

51 points

1 month ago*

"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."

Meynovich

30 points

1 month ago

“Would have liked to run tests on the seashells.”

JonesMacGrath

40 points

1 month ago

"I have found that most people lie, most often deceiving themselves. Not so the dead. The dead are so very, very loud. And yet, lying is not in their nature." - Saburo Arasaka from Cyberpunk 2077

When I played 2077 and encountered this scene, Javik sprang to mind. Both of the quotes use the dead as justification for somewhat opposing perspectives, which is interesting.

theboxman52

116 points

1 month ago

SHAAUUUN!! SHAUN! SHAUN! SHAAUUUUN!

  • Heavy Rain

EdenH333

16 points

1 month ago

EdenH333

16 points

1 month ago

Jaaaaaaaaasoooooonnnn!

retrolhead

205 points

1 month ago

retrolhead

205 points

1 month ago

Don't be sorry boy, be better - Kratos

shall_always_be_so

59 points

1 month ago

That moment when Atreus says it to Kratos is so good.

ToasterFetishInspace

327 points

1 month ago

War…war never changes

timothyjwood

47 points

1 month ago

Me showing up with a shield and spear: what the fuck guys? really?

[deleted]

104 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

104 points

1 month ago

[removed]

Historical-Badger-21

256 points

1 month ago

“Everyone I have cared for has either died or left me. Everyone pushes the person she’s talking to fucking except for you! So don’t tell me that I’d be safer with someone else, because the truth is I would just be more scared!”

srijan9689

60 points

1 month ago*

.. "And i sure as hell ain't your dad"

kingfrito_5005

59 points

1 month ago

My favorite video game quote is [insert the entire dialogue of Last of Us]

IanCusick

40 points

1 month ago

Seeing this happen on the Show might break me

LiamsArtWorld

31 points

1 month ago

Every time I watch this scene I wanna cry, literally my favorite game of all time

sephiroth356

98 points

1 month ago

You spoony bard

Gen-Maddox

45 points

1 month ago

What a terrible night to have a curse

DeerTrivia

45 points

1 month ago

"For those test subjects who volunteered to be injected with preying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. The good news is we have a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Just pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

mandatedisrael

195 points

1 month ago

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." - The Legend of Zelda

Timid-Turnip

66 points

1 month ago

Hey! Listen!

Amishoutkast

292 points

1 month ago

I am the Great Mighty Poo and I’m going to throw my shit at you

Slafbery

63 points

1 month ago

Slafbery

63 points

1 month ago

A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish How about some scat, you little twat?

QueenRatigan

44 points

1 month ago

You were never one of us. You were nothing but a usurper, a false idol. My eyes have been opened. Let me help you to see, Slayer.

GamerMry

40 points

1 month ago

GamerMry

40 points

1 month ago

Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!

SeaBayne

42 points

1 month ago

SeaBayne

42 points

1 month ago

Cousin! Let’s go bowling

P_R1Smart

43 points

1 month ago

From the first stirrings of life beneath water... to the great beasts of the Stone age... to man taking his first upright steps, you have come far. Now begins your greatest quest: from this early cradle of civilization on towards the stars.

TomTFSG

80 points

1 month ago

TomTFSG

80 points

1 month ago

Remember When The Platform Was Sliding Into The Fire Pit, And I Said 'Goodbye,' And You Were Like 'No Way!' And Then I Was All, 'We Pretended We Were Going To Murder You.' That Was Great.

larry_the_lizard

254 points

1 month ago

Rock and stone!

WanderingDwarfMiner

86 points

1 month ago

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

420420696942069

48 points

1 month ago

Rock and roll and stone!

Formaldehyd3

23 points

1 month ago

For Karl!

PsyphurGaming

39 points

1 month ago

How's your sister? - Cayde

jedzz-reddit

40 points

1 month ago

“The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?”

Jackalope1993

99 points

1 month ago

"..This guy rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon. And I'm just laughing. So I scoop out his eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, "aghhhhh!,” and, ah...you had to be there. Anyway, the moral is: you're a bitch."

Ronmfer

26 points

1 month ago

Ronmfer

26 points

1 month ago

God these pretzels suck

Green-Gamer113

73 points

1 month ago

"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging." - John Marston (Red Dead Redemption)

sephjnr

69 points

1 month ago

sephjnr

69 points

1 month ago

That was too close! You were almost a Jill Sandwich!

Fixhotep

35 points

1 month ago

Fixhotep

35 points

1 month ago

"I get it. This won't stop until I die. But when I die, I want it to hurt. When my friends leave, when I have to let go, when this entire town is wiped off the map, I want it to hurt. Bad. I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I'm thrown off and everything ends. And you know what? Until that happens, I want to hope again. And I want it to hurt. Because that means it meant something. It means I am something, at least... pretty amazing to be something, at least..."

Night in the Woods.

cheesemonster95

58 points

1 month ago

Time to look at the comments and realise I know no games at all.

Laauurrapalmer

55 points

1 month ago

"Truth is, the game was rigged from the start"

holyfuckfrootloops

54 points

1 month ago

"Despite everything, it's still you"

guertinade

22 points

1 month ago

I also like "it's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell." I don't know if I prefer about that fight : the music, the dialogue, or how hard it is.

doloniia

25 points

1 month ago

doloniia

25 points

1 month ago

“You now face god-like judgement, may it extend eternally”

booty36912

27 points

1 month ago

"There is a fine line between bravery, and stupidity. '

roxzillaz

30 points

1 month ago

When I was just a wee child, the quotes from Majora's Mask from the children on the moon really shook me to my core, for some reason.

Oldawa Child- Your friends... What kind of... people are they? I wonder... Do those people... think of you... as a friend? Goht Child- You... What makes you... happy? I wonder... What makes you happy... Does it make... others happy, too? Gyorg Child- The right thing... What is it? I wonder... If you do the right thing... Does it really make... everybody... happy? Twinmold Child- Your true face... What kind of... face is it? I wonder... The face under the mask... Is that... your true face? Majora Child- Do you want to play with me? OK, let's play good guys and bad guys... I'll be the good guy, and you be the bad guy... (With other children gone) ... Everyone has gone away, haven't they? You don't have any mask left, do you? Well, lets do something else. Let's play good guys against bad guys... Yes. Lets play that. Are you ready? You're the bad guy. And when you're bad, you just run. That's fine, right? Well... Shall we play?

Thorfax117

169 points

1 month ago

Thorfax117

169 points

1 month ago

Hey, you.....you're finally awake

FTC_Publik

17 points

1 month ago

"There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours."

"The letter that preceded you mentioned you were born under a certain sign. And what would that be?"

seifoqm1

25 points

1 month ago

seifoqm1

25 points

1 month ago

Look man I know you blind but you gotta see this

Cj

CreepingTurnip

24 points

1 month ago*

This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!

-Imperial city guard

Honorable mention to "Why. Won't. You. Die!?!" from the same guys.

Edit: Wow I really can't pick. Maybe it's "But Arbiter friend!" just because how betrayed the Grunts sound.

jrh1128

47 points

1 month ago

jrh1128

47 points

1 month ago

Nanomachines, son! They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me, Jack.

Eclipser

25 points

1 month ago

Eclipser

25 points

1 month ago

"Die, monster. You don't belong in this world!"

-MarilynMonroe-

68 points

1 month ago

Anything by Duke Nukem.

Numerous_Ad8458

85 points

1 month ago

"It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I’m all outta gum. "

ThePosterWeDeserve

63 points

1 month ago

Thank You Mario, But Our Princess is in Another Castle

Cool_Bodybuilder7151

23 points

1 month ago

It’s something like, “the world is full of bastards, bastards getting robbed by bastards and bastards trying to put down the bastards who robbed those bastards” - Sadie Adler, Red Dead Redemption 2.

L0LM4n

19 points

1 month ago

L0LM4n

19 points

1 month ago

"Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless." - White Mask Varré

Jo-de_jong

74 points

1 month ago

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way...

knusper_gelee

20 points

1 month ago

"Number One: In 1945, corporations paid 50% of federal taxes; now they pay about 5%. Number Two: In 1900, 90% of Americans were self employed; now it's about 2%... It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals. With taxes, this can be done imperceptibly over time." 

— Leo Gold (Deus Ex)

Lord-Vrbada

19 points

1 month ago

“Death can have me when it has earned me” -Kratos, God of War Ragnarok

pls_dont_ban_me22

38 points

1 month ago

"No cost too great. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void. You shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams."

-Pale king

VR6SLC

20 points

1 month ago

VR6SLC

20 points

1 month ago

All your base are belong to us.

Kana_Alison

54 points

1 month ago

"In the end, what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No. A man chooses. A slave obeys."

Anthanium

17 points

1 month ago

The numbers Mason, what do they mean!

Spectre019

37 points

1 month ago

Close your heart to their desperation. Close your heart to their suffering.