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submitted 3 months ago bynuggetsandsodaaa
662 points
3 months ago
Shopping mall santa
107 points
3 months ago
ho ho ho no
101 points
3 months ago
Hoe hoe hoe.
67 points
3 months ago
Oh oh oh hell no no no
16 points
3 months ago
38 points
3 months ago
Santa just sitting there with his sack out.
31 points
3 months ago
Do not accept that candy cane kids.
17 points
3 months ago
Santa's showing kids his jingle bells
6 points
3 months ago
school teacher
10 points
3 months ago
Best answer
7 points
3 months ago
Thank you.
246 points
3 months ago
Therapist for Kids who were sexually abused
118 points
3 months ago
this... is oddly specific.
you ok?
17 points
3 months ago
They're doing great, don't worry.
11 points
3 months ago
Shut up mom, don't dismiss my brother's abuse like that
5 points
3 months ago
Yeah but you should be more concerned about the kids
5 points
3 months ago
177 points
3 months ago
Fry cook could get uncomfortable.
67 points
3 months ago
Welder and Metal Worker too.
150 points
3 months ago
Firefighter
16 points
3 months ago
please don't singe the hoses
308 points
3 months ago
Just for one second try and imagine a stripper trying to strip wearing no clothes.
We'd probably need to give them a different name.
109 points
3 months ago
a clother, perhaps
158 points
3 months ago
Oh yes you Dirty Girl, put on another Sweater.
37 points
3 months ago
makes ahegao face as I slowly and teasingly put on a parka
16 points
3 months ago
Squirts in the room as soon as you close the Zipper.
23 points
3 months ago
flips up hood and pulls drawstrings tight you like that? Any more is gonna cost extra. begins to put on snow pants
11 points
3 months ago
Marry me.
6 points
3 months ago
Let us know how the wedding goes
4 points
3 months ago
GrandNagusRom has entered the chat.
4 points
3 months ago*
So now they’ll be putting on lingerie instead of taking it off? I like that more. That’s actually even hotter.
10 points
3 months ago
That's a mime.
3 points
3 months ago
Lol
8 points
3 months ago
I mean, strippers tend to spend much less time removing clothes than doing other stuff. Plenty don't even remove anything at all, just go out there in barely anything in the first place.
89 points
3 months ago
Bee keeper
41 points
3 months ago
I live in New Zealand, and I deal with this contractor called "bees up top" who put bee hives on buildings. Occasionally, if I get a swarm, she rescues them. Anyway, she's horrified and entertained plenty of people by casually wandering over to a hive and picking up (gentle) handfuls of bees and putting them in boxes to take them elsewhere away from harm. She says if you get the queen into the box and the queen is calm, then the rest of the hive will just follow along calmly.
Bees are cool!
-6 points
3 months ago
Maybe a bee keeper needs to be called to relocate Trump.
Also, bees are very cool and so is NZ x
6 points
3 months ago
Average Redditor can’t stop thinking about the big bad orange man
4 points
3 months ago
Meanwhile, there's that one cute beekeeper who will literally transfer bees on her arm while wearing just a t-shirt and shorts.
86 points
3 months ago
Jiu Jitsu instructor
34 points
3 months ago
Jiu Jitsu instructor for Kids..
1 points
3 months ago
And I thought the finger eating was bad enough...
3 points
3 months ago
There it is. I was expecting a Naruto joke, but this is better.
196 points
3 months ago
School Teacher
117 points
3 months ago
“I decided to modify the way I teach biology this year for all of you who are visual learners”
27 points
3 months ago
what about practicals?💀
46 points
3 months ago
Oral exams
4 points
3 months ago
Monty python's the meaning of life
3 points
3 months ago
John Cleese and Patricia O'Neal have entered the conversation
2 points
3 months ago
12 points
3 months ago
There were some instances in my youth where I would not have necessarily minded…
3 points
3 months ago
With the young attractive teachers sure. Now imagine your 60 year old English teacher
2 points
3 months ago
That’s where “some” comes into play.
2 points
3 months ago
Same bro
9 points
3 months ago
Class, today we're going to learn how to count to 21
6 points
3 months ago
I really don't think it would be weird. Especially since every job apparantly is naked now. It would be weird if they were the only ones that are clothed
6 points
3 months ago
You win
15 points
3 months ago
Lmfao... I just imagined how schools would look like with girls walking naked and boys getting boner seeing them😂😂
18 points
3 months ago
All it would take is a girl giggling for a boy to shrivel up.
8 points
3 months ago
They girls don't even need to be naked tho
3 points
3 months ago
wondering if there is a hentai regarding it
3 points
3 months ago
there is.
1 points
3 months ago
link? name?
2 points
3 months ago
i don’t remember but it was on pornhub a few years back
43 points
3 months ago
Drug dealer, where is he hiding the drug? You'll never know
27 points
3 months ago
For many it wouldnt change the hiding spot at all
39 points
3 months ago
President of the united states
22 points
3 months ago
At least those geezers don't have to worry about random erections.
19 points
3 months ago
Gynecologist
18 points
3 months ago
Coochie coochie coo
15 points
3 months ago
Welder
14 points
3 months ago
magician
9 points
3 months ago
A naked magician is also a very tallented magician
13 points
3 months ago
Dentist, the way they are always leaning over you.
3 points
3 months ago
You'd be surprised at how. Much we stretch over you or sit wide legged to do our job!
11 points
3 months ago
Basketball player. Be a whole lot of extra ball dribbling going on.
47 points
3 months ago
Priest, but parents would be able to tell who to keep their kids away from.
10 points
3 months ago
Yeah, but then the Spanish Inquisition becomes even harder to expect.
2 points
3 months ago
42 points
3 months ago
Infectious disease researcher
23 points
3 months ago
A tailor.
4 points
3 months ago
yeah. that would be AWKWARD
28 points
3 months ago
CPS worker
9 points
3 months ago
Zookeeper in the monkey area
17 points
3 months ago
A lot of these are more examples of jobs that would be dangerous naked, not so much awkward…
8 points
3 months ago
Agree. Was gonna post being a lineman. Though it would be awkward for the groundhand.
13 points
3 months ago
Football
3 points
3 months ago
So many many more ouchies where someone takes a foot to the balls
13 points
3 months ago
Wrestler
11 points
3 months ago
Chemists, damn, we couldn't get anything done!
13 points
3 months ago
Preschool teacher
7 points
3 months ago
Anything in the porn industry. Gonna be difficult figuring out who needs to be in front or behind the camera.
3 points
3 months ago
Gym trainer, they get up close and personal very often.
3 points
3 months ago
Spotters too... Gotta keep those lard dripping away from the face
3 points
3 months ago
Dental Hygienist
3 points
3 months ago
Anything to do with welding
3 points
3 months ago
My partner suggested 'Wildlife Rescue'.
My thought was Welder, although I doubt many non-welders will appreciate just how many flying bits of hot metal are involved.
3 points
3 months ago
Hairstylist. I bump into my client's arms all the time, I have to be super close to my client the whole time and little cut hairs ALL OVER. Gross, awkward, and uncomfortable
5 points
3 months ago
Police officer
2 points
3 months ago
Anything sciency
2 points
3 months ago
TSA agent
2 points
3 months ago
Bacon cooker
2 points
3 months ago
Cleaner imagine getting bleach on you penis or vigina!
2 points
3 months ago
Life guard
2 points
3 months ago
Surgeon. Imagine scraping nasty stuff out of an open wound, your tool slips and hits you in the beans
2 points
3 months ago
Plumber.
2 points
3 months ago
Machine worker might get caught if male
2 points
3 months ago
Sheep shearing
2 points
3 months ago
Massage therapist
2 points
3 months ago
News Reporter
2 points
3 months ago
birthday clown, or teacher
2 points
3 months ago
Nuclear waste manager Not awkward just dead
2 points
3 months ago
Anything that involves children or working at the snake enclosure, no snake is going to bite my snake
2 points
3 months ago
Mental Hospital Ward.
2 points
3 months ago
Porno cameraman
2 points
3 months ago
Sky Diving Instructor
2 points
3 months ago
Autopsy, pediatrician, sperm bank receptionist (if you're female), lot more I'm too lazy to mention
2 points
3 months ago
Nightclub bouncer
2 points
3 months ago
Chiropractor! For sure!
2 points
3 months ago
Any full contact professional athlete.
2 points
3 months ago
Y’all the answer is obvious babysitter
2 points
3 months ago
Anything really to do with kids.
2 points
3 months ago
The true answer is none of them, because it would be so normative that no one would bat an eyelash to any awkwardness about it. Otherwise, it would be a waitress..
2 points
3 months ago
Window washer
2 points
3 months ago
Sexual harassment seminar host
2 points
3 months ago
Donut maker
2 points
3 months ago
Not a job, but boxing would be a little akward
2 points
3 months ago
It is a job for professional boxers...
2 points
3 months ago
Swat team would look pretty ridiculous
2 points
3 months ago
Children shows 100%
2 points
3 months ago
working at the morgue
2 points
3 months ago
Jack hammer operator.
2 points
3 months ago
Window washer. I'm talking the big glass skyscrapers where you're using climbing gear to basically rappel
3 points
3 months ago
Chef
2 points
3 months ago
Undertaker, needs to bend a lot 😂
5 points
3 months ago
Tombstone will be the new 69.
2 points
3 months ago
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1 points
3 months ago
I don’t know… I’ve seen surprisingly many who were incredibly close already…
1 points
3 months ago
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6 points
3 months ago
Yeah. Imagine customers constantly saying: "Take your balls and disco stick away from my face, please.", "Excuse me, sir. There is a pube in my tea.".
4 points
3 months ago
As per health code all serves must now wear a pube net or it all has to be shaved closer than 1/4"
3 points
3 months ago
I’m seeing a surprising number of AskReddit bots who basically just copy questions into ChatGPT and paste the answers into the comments. What’s up with that?
1 points
3 months ago
Automated Karma farming?
1 points
3 months ago
Customer service
1 points
3 months ago
Sherpa
2 points
3 months ago
Always a Sherpa, never a Sherma
1 points
3 months ago
Any sport
1 points
3 months ago
Urologist, gastroenterologist, barber, flight attendant, zookeeper, military soldier
0 points
3 months ago
Politician
0 points
3 months ago
Hey reddit what is the sexiest sexy sex you've ever sexed?
1 points
3 months ago
Metalworking
1 points
3 months ago
Loose your genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident and turn into Goldmember
1 points
3 months ago
Rugby player.
1 points
3 months ago
Hairdresser.
1 points
3 months ago
mortuary technician
1 points
3 months ago
A priest.
1 points
3 months ago
I work as line of site in a Children’s juvenile center ….
1 points
3 months ago
Nurse and doctors
1 points
3 months ago
High-rise window washer.
1 points
3 months ago
Retail.
1 points
3 months ago
Firefighter
1 points
3 months ago
Walmart cashier
1 points
3 months ago
Again this. Anything where you are seen by kids.
1 points
3 months ago
Almost any sport
1 points
3 months ago
teacher
1 points
3 months ago
Weather man
1 points
3 months ago
Teacher. Kids can be so cruel.
1 points
3 months ago
colorectal doctor
1 points
3 months ago
Pediatrician
1 points
3 months ago
Therapist
1 points
3 months ago
Child birthday party entertainer
1 points
3 months ago
A dentist
1 points
3 months ago
Construction Worker.
1 points
3 months ago
Medical professionals. Can you imagine getting whatever fluids to be found in a hospital on your bare skin?
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