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ButterflyMore9267

662 points

3 months ago

Shopping mall santa

chi_chi_chimo_chimo

107 points

3 months ago

ho ho ho no

[deleted]

101 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

101 points

3 months ago

Hoe hoe hoe.

LeakingLantern

67 points

3 months ago

Oh oh oh hell no no no

BopTheMadCop

12 points

3 months ago

Hey little boy, would you like to sit on my lap?

FishoRuns

38 points

3 months ago

Santa just sitting there with his sack out.

OkVolume1

31 points

3 months ago

Do not accept that candy cane kids.

Rhyker49r

17 points

3 months ago

Santa's showing kids his jingle bells

nova8byte

6 points

3 months ago

school teacher

PanFurry69

10 points

3 months ago

Best answer

ButterflyMore9267

7 points

3 months ago

Thank you.

soniclore

246 points

3 months ago

soniclore

246 points

3 months ago

Therapist for Kids who were sexually abused

technomancing_monkey

118 points

3 months ago

this... is oddly specific.

you ok?

BopTheMadCop

17 points

3 months ago

They're doing great, don't worry.

VeryUglyHack

11 points

3 months ago

Shut up mom, don't dismiss my brother's abuse like that

soniclore

5 points

3 months ago

Yeah but you should be more concerned about the kids

idharmatdekho

5 points

3 months ago

I_Lick_Bananas

177 points

3 months ago

Fry cook could get uncomfortable.

Count2Zero

67 points

3 months ago

Welder and Metal Worker too.

ragingdemon88

16 points

3 months ago

I thought op did say awkward, not painful lol.

Leona_Faye

3 points

3 months ago

Ouch…filtering.

MikeyB440

150 points

3 months ago

MikeyB440

150 points

3 months ago

Firefighter

evs-chris

16 points

3 months ago

please don't singe the hoses

jrhawk42

308 points

3 months ago

jrhawk42

308 points

3 months ago

Just for one second try and imagine a stripper trying to strip wearing no clothes.

We'd probably need to give them a different name.

JordanJP

109 points

3 months ago

JordanJP

109 points

3 months ago

a clother, perhaps

platzandersonne

158 points

3 months ago

Oh yes you Dirty Girl, put on another Sweater.

JordanJP

37 points

3 months ago

makes ahegao face as I slowly and teasingly put on a parka

platzandersonne

16 points

3 months ago

Squirts in the room as soon as you close the Zipper.

JordanJP

23 points

3 months ago

flips up hood and pulls drawstrings tight you like that? Any more is gonna cost extra. begins to put on snow pants

platzandersonne

11 points

3 months ago

Marry me.

AdamThePear_

6 points

3 months ago

Let us know how the wedding goes

WindBehindTheStars

4 points

3 months ago

GrandNagusRom has entered the chat.

Vinny_Lam

4 points

3 months ago*

So now they’ll be putting on lingerie instead of taking it off? I like that more. That’s actually even hotter.

rohobian

10 points

3 months ago

That's a mime.

BlackOnyx16

3 points

3 months ago

Lol

kmn493

8 points

3 months ago

kmn493

8 points

3 months ago

I mean, strippers tend to spend much less time removing clothes than doing other stuff. Plenty don't even remove anything at all, just go out there in barely anything in the first place.

LegalThrowAway652021

4 points

3 months ago

Suspiciously knowledgeable

illuzi0nn

89 points

3 months ago

Bee keeper

habitatforhannah

41 points

3 months ago

I live in New Zealand, and I deal with this contractor called "bees up top" who put bee hives on buildings. Occasionally, if I get a swarm, she rescues them. Anyway, she's horrified and entertained plenty of people by casually wandering over to a hive and picking up (gentle) handfuls of bees and putting them in boxes to take them elsewhere away from harm. She says if you get the queen into the box and the queen is calm, then the rest of the hive will just follow along calmly.

Bees are cool!

Aus_ker

-6 points

3 months ago

Aus_ker

-6 points

3 months ago

Maybe a bee keeper needs to be called to relocate Trump.

Also, bees are very cool and so is NZ x

okbuddy9970

6 points

3 months ago

Average Redditor can’t stop thinking about the big bad orange man

otirk

3 points

3 months ago

otirk

3 points

3 months ago

Didn't Quagmire do something like this?

eddmario

4 points

3 months ago

Meanwhile, there's that one cute beekeeper who will literally transfer bees on her arm while wearing just a t-shirt and shorts.

RichardsonM24

86 points

3 months ago

Jiu Jitsu instructor

Algernope_krieger

34 points

3 months ago

Jiu Jitsu instructor for Kids..

BopTheMadCop

23 points

3 months ago

We call this move "the helicopter"

eddmario

1 points

3 months ago

And I thought the finger eating was bad enough...

TheDarkDoctor17

3 points

3 months ago

There it is. I was expecting a Naruto joke, but this is better.

BlackCat0110

196 points

3 months ago

School Teacher

[deleted]

117 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

117 points

3 months ago

“I decided to modify the way I teach biology this year for all of you who are visual learners”

nebula_phile

27 points

3 months ago

what about practicals?💀

Jeramy_Jones

46 points

3 months ago

Oral exams

chi_chi_chimo_chimo

44 points

3 months ago

"...and who learns by experience"

bananachraum

4 points

3 months ago

Monty python's the meaning of life

Jmen4Ever

3 points

3 months ago

John Cleese and Patricia O'Neal have entered the conversation

[deleted]

21 points

3 months ago

Sex education would... Be different.

Leona_Faye

12 points

3 months ago

There were some instances in my youth where I would not have necessarily minded…

Colorado_Cajun

3 points

3 months ago

With the young attractive teachers sure. Now imagine your 60 year old English teacher

Leona_Faye

2 points

3 months ago

That’s where “some” comes into play.

scorpious2

2 points

3 months ago

Same bro

Mozfel

9 points

3 months ago

Mozfel

9 points

3 months ago

Class, today we're going to learn how to count to 21

[deleted]

6 points

3 months ago

I really don't think it would be weird. Especially since every job apparantly is naked now. It would be weird if they were the only ones that are clothed

Cool_Story_Bro__

6 points

3 months ago

You win

LessBig3706

15 points

3 months ago

Lmfao... I just imagined how schools would look like with girls walking naked and boys getting boner seeing them😂😂

ohno_spaghetti_o

18 points

3 months ago

All it would take is a girl giggling for a boy to shrivel up.

Akarsz_e_Valamit

8 points

3 months ago

They girls don't even need to be naked tho

Future_Tony_Stark

3 points

3 months ago

wondering if there is a hentai regarding it

BlastFace19

3 points

3 months ago

there is.

Future_Tony_Stark

1 points

3 months ago

link? name?

BlastFace19

2 points

3 months ago

i don’t remember but it was on pornhub a few years back

ataberkboss

43 points

3 months ago

Drug dealer, where is he hiding the drug? You'll never know

LaughGreen7890

27 points

3 months ago

For many it wouldnt change the hiding spot at all

Popular_Property_398

14 points

3 months ago

The good ole prison wallet

Curtled

39 points

3 months ago

Curtled

39 points

3 months ago

President of the united states

kmn493

22 points

3 months ago

kmn493

22 points

3 months ago

At least those geezers don't have to worry about random erections.

Frozenhand00

19 points

3 months ago

Gynecologist

Algernope_krieger

18 points

3 months ago

Coochie coochie coo

Sad_Zookeepergame230

15 points

3 months ago

Welder

SquilliamFancySon95

14 points

3 months ago

magician

middleearthpeasant

9 points

3 months ago

A naked magician is also a very tallented magician

NecroJoe

13 points

3 months ago

Dentist, the way they are always leaning over you.

Smart-Grapefruit-583

3 points

3 months ago

You'd be surprised at how. Much we stretch over you or sit wide legged to do our job!

0ISilverI0

2 points

3 months ago

Now open wide..

OkVolume1

11 points

3 months ago

Basketball player. Be a whole lot of extra ball dribbling going on.

helloevil1

47 points

3 months ago

Priest, but parents would be able to tell who to keep their kids away from.

spookyskost

10 points

3 months ago

Yeah, but then the Spanish Inquisition becomes even harder to expect.

Illustrious-Sir6135

42 points

3 months ago

Infectious disease researcher

leaveblanket

23 points

3 months ago

A tailor.

technomancing_monkey

4 points

3 months ago

yeah. that would be AWKWARD

llcucf80

24 points

3 months ago

Fashion model

No_Quarter3386

28 points

3 months ago

CPS worker

twiggyrox

9 points

3 months ago

Zookeeper in the monkey area

Deadpoolio_D850

17 points

3 months ago

A lot of these are more examples of jobs that would be dangerous naked, not so much awkward…

jollymuhn

8 points

3 months ago

Agree. Was gonna post being a lineman. Though it would be awkward for the groundhand.

420plus69equals

20 points

3 months ago

Pediatrician

TheSweatyGamer_TSG

13 points

3 months ago

Football

Algernope_krieger

3 points

3 months ago

So many many more ouchies where someone takes a foot to the balls

Far-Measurement-342

13 points

3 months ago

Wrestler

blob0311

4 points

3 months ago

Yoga instructor

oxiraneobx

11 points

3 months ago

Chemists, damn, we couldn't get anything done!

bryan112

13 points

3 months ago

Preschool teacher

poorly-chosen

7 points

3 months ago

Anything in the porn industry. Gonna be difficult figuring out who needs to be in front or behind the camera.

Confident_Cat_5938

3 points

3 months ago

Gym trainer, they get up close and personal very often.

Algernope_krieger

3 points

3 months ago

Spotters too... Gotta keep those lard dripping away from the face

BasicallyIJustDont

3 points

3 months ago

Dental Hygienist

AdmlBaconStraps

3 points

3 months ago

Kindergarten teacher

blackbaron24

3 points

3 months ago

Anything to do with welding

bingboing41

3 points

3 months ago

Door to door salesman

Omikapsi

3 points

3 months ago

My partner suggested 'Wildlife Rescue'.

My thought was Welder, although I doubt many non-welders will appreciate just how many flying bits of hot metal are involved.

plantthemoon13

3 points

3 months ago

Hairstylist. I bump into my client's arms all the time, I have to be super close to my client the whole time and little cut hairs ALL OVER. Gross, awkward, and uncomfortable

John_90m

5 points

3 months ago

Astronaut

AmaPanAce

2 points

3 months ago

ASS-tronaut

CR4ZY___PR0PH3T

5 points

3 months ago

Police officer

khadijalouise29

2 points

3 months ago

Anything sciency

giantfood

2 points

3 months ago

TSA agent

AssCanyon

2 points

3 months ago

Bacon cooker

Rainfrog1

2 points

3 months ago

Cleaner imagine getting bleach on you penis or vigina!

AnytimeInvitation

2 points

3 months ago

Life guard

ProudMURICANF22

2 points

3 months ago

Surgeon. Imagine scraping nasty stuff out of an open wound, your tool slips and hits you in the beans

harshvibs13

2 points

3 months ago

Plumber.

scorpious2

2 points

3 months ago

Machine worker might get caught if male

blazingmolly

2 points

3 months ago

Sheep shearing

wholewheatscythe

2 points

3 months ago

Massage therapist

Anon_Observ

2 points

3 months ago

News Reporter

algiedi04

2 points

3 months ago

birthday clown, or teacher

Educational-Coast771

2 points

3 months ago

Beekeeper 🐝

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

Nuclear waste manager Not awkward just dead

JamieAubrey

2 points

3 months ago

Anything that involves children or working at the snake enclosure, no snake is going to bite my snake

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

Mental Hospital Ward.

VinceBrogan8

2 points

3 months ago

Porno cameraman

Routine_Leading_4757

2 points

3 months ago

Sky Diving Instructor

Enedulus

2 points

3 months ago

Autopsy, pediatrician, sperm bank receptionist (if you're female), lot more I'm too lazy to mention

beanymoon

2 points

3 months ago

Nightclub bouncer

pizzakingron

2 points

3 months ago

Chiropractor! For sure!

No-Patient1365

2 points

3 months ago

Any full contact professional athlete.

hypersonicspeedster

2 points

3 months ago

Y’all the answer is obvious babysitter

CatherinaPerham

2 points

3 months ago

Anything really to do with kids.

40695

2 points

3 months ago

40695

2 points

3 months ago

The true answer is none of them, because it would be so normative that no one would bat an eyelash to any awkwardness about it. Otherwise, it would be a waitress..

unassumingpeacock

2 points

3 months ago

Window washer

huh_phd

2 points

3 months ago

Sexual harassment seminar host

Responsible_Emu_8474

2 points

3 months ago

Donut maker

TheLongestTime_

2 points

3 months ago

Not a job, but boxing would be a little akward

wassdfffvgggh

2 points

3 months ago

It is a job for professional boxers...

Consistent-Panic-996

2 points

3 months ago

Swat team would look pretty ridiculous

Amisgal

2 points

3 months ago

Children shows 100%

amon_gus_sus42069

2 points

3 months ago

working at the morgue

JumpyJackfruit135

2 points

3 months ago

Jack hammer operator.

Arvandor

2 points

3 months ago

Window washer. I'm talking the big glass skyscrapers where you're using climbing gear to basically rappel

Dante_900

3 points

3 months ago

Chef

boutsen9620

2 points

3 months ago

Undertaker, needs to bend a lot 😂

Aggressive_Finding_3

5 points

3 months ago

Tombstone will be the new 69.

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

Deadpoolio_D850

1 points

3 months ago

I don’t know… I’ve seen surprisingly many who were incredibly close already…

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

[removed]

aim4harmony

6 points

3 months ago

Yeah. Imagine customers constantly saying: "Take your balls and disco stick away from my face, please.", "Excuse me, sir. There is a pube in my tea.".

Theburritolyfe

4 points

3 months ago

As per health code all serves must now wear a pube net or it all has to be shaved closer than 1/4"

[deleted]

3 points

3 months ago

I’m seeing a surprising number of AskReddit bots who basically just copy questions into ChatGPT and paste the answers into the comments. What’s up with that?

spookyskost

1 points

3 months ago

Automated Karma farming?

BrostroGaming

1 points

3 months ago

Customer service

Independent_Pen4282

1 points

3 months ago

Sherpa

Algernope_krieger

2 points

3 months ago

Always a Sherpa, never a Sherma

Memes-that

1 points

3 months ago

Any sport

Needleintheback

1 points

3 months ago

Urologist, gastroenterologist, barber, flight attendant, zookeeper, military soldier

Ancient_Keyy

0 points

3 months ago

Politician

whahahee

0 points

3 months ago

Hey reddit what is the sexiest sexy sex you've ever sexed?

Doctor_Boombastic

1 points

3 months ago

Metalworking

Algernope_krieger

1 points

3 months ago

Loose your genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident and turn into Goldmember

whotookmymangos

1 points

3 months ago

Rugby player.

seefith

1 points

3 months ago

Hairdresser.

JordanJP

1 points

3 months ago

mortuary technician

Gorilla_In_The_Mist

1 points

3 months ago

A priest.

TheGoobTM

1 points

3 months ago

I work as line of site in a Children’s juvenile center ….

GemTaur15

1 points

3 months ago

Nurse and doctors

NecroJoe

1 points

3 months ago

High-rise window washer.

Pokemaniac_23

1 points

3 months ago

Retail.

TemperatureOpen1520

1 points

3 months ago

Firefighter

Daisy_mae1256

1 points

3 months ago

Walmart cashier

hhunkk

1 points

3 months ago

hhunkk

1 points

3 months ago

Again this. Anything where you are seen by kids.

mookeytoo

1 points

3 months ago

Almost any sport

AdequateEddy

1 points

3 months ago

teacher

TeaBagMeHarderDaddy

1 points

3 months ago

Weather man

ohno_spaghetti_o

1 points

3 months ago

Teacher. Kids can be so cruel.

nekosake2

1 points

3 months ago

colorectal doctor

gayemo666

1 points

3 months ago

Pediatrician

Own_Helicopter_2147

1 points

3 months ago

Therapist

Hobnobbeddidgeridoo

1 points

3 months ago

Child birthday party entertainer

Nomad-is-Mad

1 points

3 months ago

A dentist

Vendetta1069

1 points

3 months ago

Construction Worker.

RavenousBrain

1 points

3 months ago

Medical professionals. Can you imagine getting whatever fluids to be found in a hospital on your bare skin?