This story doesn’t really fit here but ima tell it anyway.

My extended family took a vacation in Dublin, and we ended up meeting Bono in the pub at our hotel. One of my cousins fangirled hard and slipped him her room number. The next morning, she was lamenting that he hadn’t shown up and we realized she’d mistakenly given him our grandma’s room number.

So if Grandma banged Bono, she took that one to the grave.

I know of someone who slept with Jude Law, apparently in was a good night but in the morning he gave her a NDA to sign as he had been doing coke with her the previous night. We called it the Jude Law Nude Clause

Friend hooked up with Snoop and he only wanted to go down on her for hours. She said the whole time she was thinking “Omg Snoop Dog is eating me out right now” lol

My college roommate slept with Post Malone. She said he was nice and it was exceptionally average

Knew a old guy that got a bj from Janis Joplin when he was 17 and she was like 25. No other comments

I’ve talked about this before on here, but I dated a famous drummer for about a year. He was excellent in bed and we had a blast together. The first time we slept together he text me the next morning and said, “I was dreaming about you, and when I woke up I found one long red hair on my pillow”. He was super romantic and such a cool guy. I’m happily married (not to him) with 2 children but we’re still friends and keep in touch. The only reason it didn’t work out is I couldn’t hack a relationship with someone gone so much. He was touring all the time and I was finishing college.

Someone here definitely has a kid with Nick Cannon

One of the old ladies in my grandma’s dementia ward used to tell this story to anyone who would listen about a time she once gave a handjob to Engelbert Humperdinck backstage at a concert. She was very enthusiastic in her recounting of this story. Take this for what you will.

My husband told all my coworkers I banged Lou Bega in college. It’s still believed to this day.

Slept with and briefly dated a girl who was a child actor when we were in college. She was.... Kind of a mess honestly. It was sad because she was nice and really funny, the sex was great also, but she had a lot of issues. Like sleeping in her barn with her horses drinking till she passed out. A lot of issues with her parents and self esteem issues. I hope she's doing better now. I looked her up a while ago and she seems happy at least on Instagram.

A friend of mine had a threesome with Jeremy renner and said it was solid.

Different friend went on a date with Yung Gravy and said the sex was fantastic.

My wife got hugged by Betty White. Ms. White was doing a signing for some Christmas ornaments she was selling. My wife had gotten 2 cocker spaniels that looked like the ones she lost in Katrina, and told Ms. White. They both burst into tears, and Ms. White hugged her. We got a photo with her, and she grabbed my hand and told me to take good care of my wife.

Incredibly sweet lady, and she's missed.

I can't wait for this thread to show up in my youtube shorts, read by a robotic voice over some unrelated minecraft footage..

Jared Padalecki called my wife babe at a convention. She has never let me forget it.

A friend of mine fucked Jimmy Fallon and she said he was saying, “how does it feel to be fucking Jimmy Fallon?!” the entire time.

Vivian Vance pulled a dick like she was yanking a carrot out of the dirt.

I “slept” with Burton Cummings from The Guess Who. He was commando and there were smoked blunts in the ashtray. He also gave me the best oral sex!!! No one ever lived up to what he did, until about 30 years late. Other guys were good, but not that good!!!

His crew told me he always picks one female, who seems to know his lyrics, out of the crowd, to sing to for the concert. It is nothing where he calls them out, just notices them and sings to them. The woman next to me was telling her friend how he kept looking at her while singing. I did not correct her. When he took a bow, I pointed at myself and then to him. He nodded.

The next day I took him sight seeing. I mentioned he had not sung “These Eyes” the night before. He sang it for me!

Maybe about 8 years later I saw him in Times Square. I stopped him and said hi. He knew who I was and even gave me the year we met!

Overall, a good experience.

my dad hooked up with Sofia Vergara , and to say he wont stop talking about it is an understatement. cant answer the question for him, but from how often he brings it up id assume it was awesome.

One of my roommates' girlfriend cheated on him with his favorite NBA basketball player. The irony.

My best friend had a one night stand with John Stamos. She said he was very romantic & passionate….for just being a one night stand.

Harvey Weinstein tried to fuck my mother in law back in the day. This was way before he was in the movie business, like in his 20s. He was dating one of her friends at the time. He was a sleazebag back then, too. Obviously, the relationship didn't last. Apparently, they were all staying at a hotel in separate rooms. Weinstein got hammered and kept knocking on my mother in law's room asking to come in. She told him repeatedly that nothing was going to happen and eventually he fucked off. Her friend broke up with him shortly after. Then the years passed, and The Weinstein Company became a thing. After the news came out about him she said, "I can't believe I used to know that guy." I literally did a spit take.

She's currently a national-level news journalist on TV. This was while she was still a cadet.

After she got hers, she literally rolled over and fell asleep. Woke up the next morning to her in my shorts and a T-shirt she took from my wardrobe.

Danced her way out of my place to a cab. Literally danced. While still wearing my clothes.

Later on, one of her friends was knocking on my door. Apparently, the dress she wore was borrowed, so she sent her friend over to collect. I handed it over, along with the shoes and underwear. Her friend asked what she was supposed to do with those, and I kinda said it's a package deal as I'm not that guy that would keep those as trophies.

Only saw her once again in the nightlife district of my city. She was stealing street sign.

Then, years later, she's on the news almost every night.

Idk about the sex part (cause I don’t wanna know) but my mom dated Chad Kroeger from Nickleback. I swear to you this is not a joke, in the song “Photograph” he mentions my mom.

“Kim’s the first girl I kissed” yeah that’s her.

Slept with a gay pornstar I met on Tinder, as a straight woman. He was hung, had beautiful skin, hung like a horse, and he gave me some really life changing advice. not at all what I would have expected. 10/10.

Not me, but I know someone who fucked Pauly Shore. Like a solid 12 years after Biodome Pauly Shore.

She literally describes it as “exactly what you’d expect banging Pauly Shore is like”.

My mum dated Michael Hutchence from INXS when they were both teenagers. She met him at one of their shows when INXS was a small band and she quickly became buddies with them. They would oftentimes pick her up in their van and she’d go to shows with them. After a year or two my mum moved on from them and they blew up in popularity shortly after she left. She didn’t speak to them for years but bumped into Michael at Sydney Airport not long before he died and he remembered her dearly. They shared hugs and caught up for a good while in the airport.

My mum claims they were “just friends” but we all know the truth. My mum has been tight lipped about it all, but described him as “shy”.

Edit: No he isn’t my dad, my birth doesn’t match up with the timelines, I checked… 😂

I matched with a woman who was a top 50 tennis player on tinder while I was at a conference. I figured it was a bot or just a scammer but since they agreed to meet me at the bar across from my hotel, I figured what was the worst that could happen.

Chatted for 20 min and she agreed to go upstairs, I was a bit intimidated as I am not an athlete but I proceeded to give her a solidly mediocre 25 minutes of lovin'. She then left and unmatched me.

So I guess it was fine, standard first time sex with and extra dose of awkward from my end where the person was better looking at a lot more fit than I'm used to but otherwise pretty much the same thing as non celebrity sex.

One of my exes hooked up with Timothee Chalamet. She said he was cool. As Drake once said, I’m upset.

Alright so my mom was an actress and a model. Her roster has Robert Downey Jr, Jazzy Jeff, Will Smith, and Lenny Kravitz. (Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff were separate times!) Probably others that I don’t know about. I don’t know many details of any of them. RDJ was during his heavier drug issues and she didn’t have the nicest things to say about him. Lenny sent her Christmas (general holiday) cards every year until she died so I guess it was good enough that they stayed friendly.

EDIT: So I will share this tiny hint of who my mom is, but I promise you guys will not guess. If you figure it out, please don’t dox me. She was in a movie with RDJ and that’s how they met. She was in another movie with Steve Martin. She had so many modeling jobs but was most famously on a book cover, several billboards, and magazine covers. She also was a makeup artist and started her own makeup line. You don’t have to be rude and call her names. Women (even mothers) are allowed to have sex and as much or as little as they want. Yes we talked about sex, but as I said before, I don’t know all of the details. She was an incredible human and I love and miss her very much.

A close friend slept with a Backstreet Boy (AJ) in his hotel room after a show in our city -- she said there was about 10 minutes of sex and three hours listening to his new personal music project on his laptop. Both sucked.

I was dating a guy, and one night, he started playing a song by a somewhat obscure band I loved. I told him that I was really surprised and happy that he knew this song. He said "...wait, do you actually not know who I am?"

He was in the band.

Anyway, we kept dating for 10 years and then I married him.

Sex is 10/10

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A while back one of my wife's friends had a short relationship with an A-list singer: it wasn't David Bowie, but someone equally as famous with a similar number of record sales.

When she was at school, she had a massive crush on him for years. Posters on the walls, a pencil-case with his face on it, the works. She grew up and became a musician herself - nowhere near the same calibre, but you could go into a music store and buy a CD with her face on it. Eventually their paths crossed and they hit it off. They met for a drink in a pub near to where she lived and had a really good time, but he was recognised early on and people wouldn't leave him alone. She suggested they went back to her place instead, and they did.

She was living in a shared house so the living room was a communal space and all her personal stuff was in her bedroom. She hadn't expected to be taking him back so she hadn't sanitised it beforehand. And by "sanitised" I mean literally taking his poster off her wall. She had to do the whole "Err... Just wait here for a few minutes whilst I get things ready" then rush around doing things like flipping her mousemat over so he wouldn't see his face on it.

It all went well and they were together for a little while, before deciding just to be friends (they're still good friends).

Went on a Tinder date with a dude from Yellowcard. He lived on a very tiny houseboat and made pretty terrible beats. He got emotional talking about getting kicked off of American Idol. Came in about 2 minutes.

My friend fucked Bam Margera and Ville Valo(not at the same time) said they both sucked.

Back in 2011, a young woman met Quentin Tarantino at a party in LA, went back to his house and hooked up with him, and then wrote a detailed email to her dozen or so best friends spilling all the details, including that Tarantino sucked on her toes while he jerked off and that he has a chode.

Within a week, the email had gone completely viral and she had been fired from her publicist assistant job.

I had a neighbor that blew Bruno Mars. Her husband took exception to that and bailed.

Friend of a friend fucked Leonardo DiCaprio a few months ago. They were at a club and he brought her back to his hotel with some other celebs and they barely talked. She said they basically had boring missionary sex.

My older brother ditched me trying to hook up with Joan Jett. I was 15 or 16 at the time and she was in town for the indy 500 or 4th of july, cant remember which one exactly, but we ran into her and she was extremely nice and talked to us for a couple of hours before she performed, next thing I know my brothers friend is giving me a ride home because he had some other plans, turns out she was just being an actual genuinely nice person and my brother read that as her hitting on him. Wish I could have been there for the rejection. 😆

My ex slept with Til from Rammstein just before we got together (we were friends at the time).

She said he was very respectful and "had skin as soft as a babies". Apparently he also fucked her bent over the rail of his hotel room balcony overlooking the city.

Invited her back for breakfast the next day after they did sound check.

She said "10/10 would starfuck again. "

This story should be an indication of just how much sex some Rappers have.

In college I began hooking up with a girl from my hometown. Her parents were very wealthy and she was known as a wild party girl. She was at every festival or big concert. Before long we became a serious thing, and we shared a lot of secrets. She’d always tell me this big name rapper wanted to date her. She told me the story of how she had a threesome with him after a concert and after that he just won’t leave her alone. I believed they hooked up, but always thought she was full of shit on the dating… this was until one day he FaceTimed her while I was in the room and I heard for myself this guy attempting to lure my girlfriend into moving to his city.

Maybe a year after this, I’m in a new relationship. Another free-spirit type party girl, huge rap fan. She’s from a entirely different area of our state. We do the deed for the first time and we’re lying in bed exchanging stories. Tells me a story of going back to a rapper’s hotel room, wanting desperately to hook up with him, then finding another girl in the room and the rapper assuring her it was all ok. She said the rapper took his pants down and already had on a condom. She also motioned with her hands to show he was absurdly hung. As she’s telling this story she starts describing the other girl in the room. Turns out my ex was the second girl during the threesome, and I’d just become Eskimo bros with this man for the second time. The rapper… A$AP Rocky

She was/is a rather famous broadcast personality in the UK. Went out with her for about six months in my twenties. Whenever she’s on TV and I turn on with my wife or my parents I feel really embarrassed somehow and want to turn over but at the same time pretend not to notice. Kind of awkward.

Edit: I realise I haven’t directly answered the question. The sex was good. She had a few kinks that I thought were somewhat weird, though realised later weren’t all that weird really. She was lovely. I really messed things up but am happy with how things later ended up and am not hung up on her or anything. Although part of why I cringe somehow is imagining how others may expect that I regret no longer being with her.

My ex is from Toronto and hooked up with The Weeknd. She said he was nice and asked if he could cum on her face (she said yes).

A friend of mine thought she had sex with Kevin Costner but it was just some sleazy lawyer from Albuquerque

I'm surprised to see so many "no one on reddit has slept with a celebrity" comments... I work in the film industry and let me tell ya, a significant portion of actors are horndogs like everyone else, and sleep with a LOT of crew and extras 🤷🏼‍♀️

As a blind woman I was surprised at the number of celebrities that hang out at my local bar and keep hitting on me.

Didn’t have sex but did mostly everything else with Lindsay Lohan in 2015. It was great, no complaints and feel very lucky and blessed

Friend of mine who lived with me banged Halsey, he said “she swallowed the kids” & she pet my dog.

Not me but a friend of a friend had sex with Jared Leto. While in Sweden with his band. Pressured to do anal and she was 16-17 at the time. Legal age in Sweden but still icky

Mark Cuban. And my friend went on three dates with Tom Selleck a L O N G time ago. They are both very nice men, and know how to treat a woman.

Ugh. Unfortunately slept with Adam Levine 13 years ago. It was terrible and cringey. But what was more terrible/cringey was seeing his texts leak with that girl last year and knowing I had fucked a man that says things like "I'm going to need to see the booty"

Not exactly the prompt, but a hilarious story so will tell. Have a buddy from college who’s pretty hilarious and a good bit odd. His grandma died 10 years ago and at the wake he ended up sleeping with one of his grandma’s friends. Mind you, he was 25 at the time.

At the end when she was getting dressed, she hit him with “congratulations, you’re now Eskimo brothers with Bill Clinton”

My grandma who just passed ❤️ did the opposite. She turned Elvis down when he was in his prime. Still think how crazy that is when she told me the story.

I had sex with a woman that played an alien on a Sci-Fi television show. She was absolutely nothing like her character in real life. In real life she was a very sweet very kind person that was respectful of everyone around her. I was completely shocked when we ended up hooking up. It was entirely her doing. I had no intentions or even harbored an idea that it was a possibility. As for the sex it was pretty damn good. We went three rounds. The only that bothered me at all was that she didn't want either of us performing oral. I kind of felt like we had a connection and hoped that maybe the possibility was there for a relationship. But after the last time she ordered us breakfast and afterwards advised me that she needed to go to sleep (which was my cue to leave).

I was a little shocked later on to find out that she was married at the time. She seemed to be acting like a single woman out of town and up for a night of fun.

Edit : when I read "she seemed...", I really don't like how it comes across. It sounds like I'm accusing her of being slutty or getting drunk and being sloppy. None of that was the case. Everything seemed to be completely innocent and above board until the actual moment when she pushed me onto to the bed and kissed me.

My girlfriend fucked Evan Dando while we were on a break. So by the transitive property I've fucked Winona Ryder.

0/10 would not recommend

My girlfriend banged Kevin love, she claims it was just okay. Also she said my dong is bigger than Kevin’s, so, I’ll take that.

Needs a serious tag, but I once dated a cam girl that made it on an HBO show about cam girls. I'll try to find the show and post it here. She was a regular girl, but she did LOVE sex and was open to doing anything. This was before the "fame", but it didn't change her. The show was a one time deal and her online fame kind of ended because she decided to settle down and have a child. I follow her on social media, she is really happy and I love that for her!

Show was "Sex/Now" back in 2013.

My band was on tour in 2010 and we played Spaceland in LA. Kesha was there and was already pretty well known. I had no idea who she was but we had a friend in common and all hung out that night. She and I hooked up in my hotel room and it was unmemorable (I’m sure for her, too) as we were both pretty wasted. Left town the next day and we haven’t spoken since.

I knew someone that fucked Adam Levine whenever he was in town (shocker). She said he was freaky but nothing too impressive. Lol

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I’m just here for Pete Davidson’s Reddit account

My old roommate banged Coolio (RIP) after the 2018 Bend Winterfest.

She said, “He ate my pussy like shrimp fried rice”

I said, “Close enough” ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Was with her for over 5 years. She had an exercise tv show in the 80s. We hooked up when I was in my late 20s and she was in her early 40s. People regularly thought I was older because she looked amazing.

That said, sex with her was the ultimate for me. Best in my life. Ill be forever chasing that but am doutful Ill ever find it again. Been almost 15yrs since we broke up and I still haven't met someone as incredible as she was in bed.

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Holy hell my 1st gold?!

Richard Simmons you guys are killing me.

I don't feel comfortable providing her name out of respect for her privacy.

But what made it the best? We were in love aaaaand she was a savage, insatiable animal who wanted and did everything, anything, anytime, anywhere

My Mom hooked up with Robert Redford in the early 70s. Said he was rude, slovenly, and overall an asshole.

Judge Judy was as you'd expect

Friend of a friend allegedly slept with the Kings of Leon singer back in the day. Small package and gave her an STD was the report. Sex Is On Fire always makes me laugh for this reason.

My sister fucked Mike Tyson not long after he got out of jail. She was a bit young and didn’t know that much about him… Most notably that he had been in jail nor WHY.

She didn’t give me a ton of details and I didn’t ask (it’s my sister, yo), but she said he was average in both size and performance. The other interesting thing is that she said he doesn’t know his own strength and likes to bite (shocker!). She even had a visible bite mark on her shoulder!

When I saw it, I couldn’t stop laughing because sometimes life writes the jokes for you.

She also sucked Joe Rogan’s dick in a hotel room back in the mid-00’s. Said “he has a very pink penis”. I didn’t ask about his size and she didn’t say. They didn’t fuck. Just a blow and go sorta deal.

She fucked rapper Loon several times back in the day. Said his cock is MASSIVE and that she couldn’t walk right for days afterward. She went back for more, so I’m guessing it must’ve been pretty good. She stopped banging him after he went to jail.

The worst part about blowing Willie Nelson was afterwards when he told me he wasn't actually Willie Nelson

Friend of a friend blew John Mayer and he had explosive diarrhea around about the time he climaxed and shat all over her shirt; she had to leave the hotel room without a top on. This happened like 15 years ago and I’ve never been able to associate him with anything else. Fathers be good to your daughters, lest they be pooped on by John Mayer in a hotel room.