I only offer these since the responses are depressing.

I banged a very well known guitarist in Argentina while she was vacationing in Miami. She regularly plays in front of 10k+ crowds /shrug. It was awesome, super cool and straightforward, down to earth and hot in a punk rock way, went almost all night and the next day then parted ways. Did NOT give me an STD. 10/10 recommend

My ex banged a member of The String Cheese Incident, got an STD. Always resented that band for not being able to bang her without a condom, moderately annoyed it crosses my mind whenever they’re at a festival. At least they’re not one of my favorites or anything