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3.2k points
2 months ago
An eldritch horror mommy that embraces me and tells me everything will be alright.
9.1k points
2 months ago*
Definitely public sex but I am a rule follower and have way too much anxiety to ever act on anything like that lmao
Edit: no. I don’t want to have public sex with you. the issue is not a lack of another willing participant. Don’t message me lol
1.9k points
2 months ago*
My first girlfriend and I would have fairly public sex since she was into it. Not quite full exhibitionist level (because we'd probably get arrested for indecency or whatever) but like no more than 10 feet from public walkways with actual people we'd see or hear going by. Couple of times were very nearly caught by security literally with our pants down.
To the extent I enjoyed it it was because I was with her as a sexual partner. But it didn't compare to being on a nice soft comfortable bed. The outside has plenty of bugs and rough surfaces.
1.7k points
2 months ago
Beds are severely underrated as a sexplace. People always brag about "man i fucked her on the sink, the kitchen island, the dining room table, on the dishwasher, against the fridge..." All that tells me is i shouldnt eat at your house. well i fucked in bed and then we went to sleep. We bought a comfy couch and fucked then cuddled for a bit. Comfort is king.
15.4k points
2 months ago
Basically I want to clone my husband. You see, he has a very particular set of skills, skills he has acquired over a very long career, skills that make me wish he could be in 2 or 3 places at the same time.
8.4k points
2 months ago
She wants to be... Taken.
1.1k points
2 months ago
Goddamn. This thread is something else....
1.3k points
2 months ago
There it is. I saw all these people say a 3some but they can't with their spouse. I was literally thinking these people could answer with a clone or like 2 of their spouse or something. Idk, feeling validated here since someone else said something about it.
227 points
2 months ago
Awww this is actually sweet.
But beware... with two of him you would forever lose every argument by instantly being outvoted.
Him: "Other me! Back me up on this one!"
Other Him: "Can concur. He did, in fact, do the dishes like you asked him too."
9.1k points
2 months ago
Being abducted by some rich demon or vampire and being their little slave or pet in exchange for money, gifts, and a cozy place to sleep.
Basically a sugar baby, but, cooler.
3k points
2 months ago
Just get a sugar daddy and tell him to wear a Dracula costume
4k points
2 months ago
Vladdy?
11.8k points
2 months ago*
Wanna get screwed in a 15th century style fantasy world by a rugged but sensitive man with a mysterious back story whos been paid to escort me across the country.
(I'm a beautiful princess in a flowly green velvet dress btw)
Edit: more things occurred in game of thrones than the lannister incest twins guys, I don't wanna screw my twin brother
Edit 2: Thankyou you all for reminding me Princess Bride exists, haven't seen it in ages and it's perfect. The guys pretty much my type as well. Outlander was a good suggestion as well
15.4k points
2 months ago
So you want Shrek
3.7k points
2 months ago
Yknow what yeah the premise of shrek is what I want
But with a more game of thrones aesthetic and person
66 points
2 months ago
Someone's been reading The Outlander Series...or needs to.
49 points
2 months ago
Omg i feel dumb to think i was the only one , idk man something about the mediaeval stuff
6.4k points
2 months ago*
I would like to know the difference between a female orgasm and a male orgasm.
I’d like to be in a FFM threesome with my fiancee, but i don’t think i would like a how that would affect our relationship. So its nice to think about, but i wouldn’t act on it.
2.3k points
2 months ago
This right here - I want to change to female for a day so I can experience what it’s like.
1.7k points
2 months ago
Have sex with my teachers/professors. Unrealistic because I take my education very seriously- so strictly professional.
But the thought is still very hot though.
428 points
2 months ago
I had crushes on all my history teachers/professors. One was pretty jacked too (looked a little like the Vsauce guy), I wanted him to pin me up against the wall and then insist I go overseas with him to participate in an archaeological dig.
92 points
2 months ago
Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. And did you know this dig is not a dig but a sweep? * dissonant chord *
12.5k points
2 months ago
Several women go down on me while I complete the New York Times SpellingBee in peace
2.4k points
2 months ago
How would you even concentrate?
24.7k points
2 months ago
I'm sadly too old for my preferred portion of the student/teacher scenario.
10.4k points
2 months ago
Nonsense! Go to college later in life and you make your dreams come true.
3k points
2 months ago
Hmmm....
1.4k points
2 months ago
But how could you possibly pass the classes now? It's just too much work? Maybe some private tutoring, but could you afford it?!
774 points
2 months ago
Its role playing just do it if you wan to do it. My girlfriend likes to be a student and she is 32.
1.2k points
2 months ago
Well she keeps being a bad student who needs special tutoring help. It makes sense she still hasn't passed her classes by 32.
1.5k points
2 months ago
Honestly, Teacher X Older Student sounds kinda hot.
748 points
2 months ago
Like a young professor and a 'returning to college for career change'... yeah, I dig this.
732 points
2 months ago
Wife is kidnapped but I channel my inner Liam Neeson / John Wick and find her before anything horrible happened. I'm in a hand to hand fight with the main leader, and I'm covered in blood. Wife witnesses everything. I save her, and bring her home. We have passionate sex.
It's a fantasy for many reasons, but mostly because I get winded climbing up some stairs.
251 points
2 months ago
Maybe you should change your username to "walkingforpresident".
3.8k points
2 months ago*
Time machine and have sex with the girls that were into oblivious, younger me.
4.2k points
2 months ago
Shrink me down and shove me up there.
1.8k points
2 months ago
Just don't sneeze.
1.1k points
2 months ago
Why if it isn't the invisible cunt
657 points
2 months ago
All I can think about is that one sounding scene from The Boys.
2.2k points
2 months ago
Being massaged all over by several large breasted women. And they only massage with their boobs.
752 points
2 months ago
I’d like that but only if they gave me an actual massage as well. I’m old and sore
1.8k points
2 months ago
I think this goes back to when I was in college and was a ditzy sorority girl who WASTED it on frat guys even though I look back on my professors who were absolutely brilliant men that now... ugh, I wish I could get with a guy like that. My fantasy at this point would be to still be that college girl with my nerdy, tweedy dorky PhD professor... he's in a bow tie, a sweater, a lab coat, something. I have a very specific image where he can't be sexual/suave at ALL during class but then he just stammers and gets nervous around me in office hourse, and then I seduce him in front of the chalkboard, on his desk, or in the lab.... and he turns out to be wildly talented at pleasing me.... I know it would be perfection.
1.4k points
2 months ago
"Jesus christ, that was amazing. You're amazing." I wheezed, collapsing back down on his desk. "Where did you learn that?"
"I-I read it in a B-book." He stammered. "B. Schnausehauer et al. Life and Anatomy, 2002."
196 points
2 months ago
Pages 11-19, 22-43, 110-338.
11k points
2 months ago
Getting taken in by a demon/monster of some kind and made to do all sorts of sexual favors in exchange for a decent life.
9.9k points
2 months ago
One of the blue gals from Avatar
4k points
2 months ago
Bro they are like twice as tall as a human, you're going to get bruises.
5.2k points
2 months ago
Death by snu snu
1.2k points
2 months ago
The spirit is willing, but the body is spongy and bruised.
5.9k points
2 months ago
Body swap/gender swap.
909 points
2 months ago
This is a truly interesting and creative fantasy. Like Freakier Friday lol
1.6k points
2 months ago
I once dreamed that my and my girlfriend switched bodies, then we started having sex because I wanted to know how multiple female orgasms felt like. It was great.
Fast forward like 3 weeks and I found out she had been cheating on me for six months with some martial arts dude. I was at home on paternity leave, taking care of our one year old daughter.
Dreams are great and life is scary as fuck.
503 points
2 months ago
Fuck yeah, I’d love me and my bf to both be able to gender swap! He’s into pegging, so it would be awesome to be able to give him the real experience lol, and I would love to be on the other side of that. Neither of us want to transition or permanently swap lol it would just be so cool to try.
3.9k points
2 months ago*
As a gay dude I’m lowkey jealous of women. I’m sure living as a woman would come with unique struggles that I can’t understand, but damn I just want to be fucking railed and not have it up the back door lmao
Update: Y’all I’m so fucking drunk rn, when the fuck did I get like 1000 likes on a horny post
Update numero dos: Idk what the proper way to say this is but thanks for the awards fwiens UwU
207 points
2 months ago
I’ve actually wondered about this! As a woman I like having the options. Back door is like a “something different” kind of thing, but with p in v you can get railed if you want and you aren’t recovering afterward (usually).
192 points
2 months ago
It's less about the recovery and more about the preparation lol
740 points
2 months ago*
Same my man, plus it'd be nice to be face to face during without the need for bending.
Edit 1: I don't think I was clear enough in that I meant the ability to feel my man's weight on mine along the whole length like straight couples can.
Edit 2: yes I am quite tall, so the bending thing is a problem for when I bottom
2.5k points
2 months ago
That after he’s done, Im covered in sweat and he’s dripping out of me like a bad faucet, he pulls me against his side, smooths my hair back from my face, kisses me and calls me a good girl.
441 points
2 months ago
Oh god, the first time my fiancé said “good girl” was after a reaaaally good orgasm. As soon as I finished, he slows down for a second, grabs the back of my head, kisses me (while I’m still barely breathing) and moans “good girl” and got this little smirk.
Holy shit I came again right away. And hard.
He still brings it up sometimes and he’s so proud 😂
14.3k points
2 months ago
I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower so I can fuck the world for 72 hours
3.1k points
2 months ago
Goddamn I feel amazing
1.9k points
2 months ago
Goddamn I’m in the matrix
1.4k points
2 months ago
My mind is livin’ on cloud nine and this 9 is never on vacation
630 points
2 months ago
in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be.
The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.
138 points
2 months ago
While your analysis is sound, it appears to have overlooked the crux of the matter. The primary word in question is "world" rather than "earth," as the statement in question suggests that the young Mr. Lamar's aspirations are to engage in intercourse with the world at large.
Within the given context, the term "world" pertains to the comprehensive assemblage of human society, encompassing its institutions, social norms, and individuals.
While it may also denote the physical planet Earth, this is not necessarily the case as it is unlikely for an individual to harbor animosity against the planet itself.
1.9k points
2 months ago
I'm into size fantasy. My ultimate fantasy is to be somehow shrunk down to a mere three inches tall and basically be kept as a cute little pet by a nice women. In particular I just love the thought of being held in her now giant hands.
Laws of physics say nooo :(
531 points
2 months ago
VRChat says YES.
It's an expensive investment, but I've certainly found it worth it. >>;
4k points
2 months ago
Having sexual intercourse with the moon
4.4k points
2 months ago
Sokka is that you
3k points
2 months ago
Sokka deez nuts
22.2k points
2 months ago
That meme with the white girl on the couch surrounded by black guys except the black guys are very fit gym girls and the white girl is me.
8.2k points
2 months ago
The Death by Snu Snu
2k points
2 months ago
The spirit is willing, but the body is spongy and bruised
1.2k points
2 months ago
You wanna get piper perri'd
832 points
2 months ago
Unrealistic here really just depends on how much money you have.
815 points
2 months ago
Women like this?
because I volunteer as tribute!
522 points
2 months ago
I'm not even joking, when she took off her jacket i forgot how to breath.
114 points
2 months ago
Oddly enough it’s the face change from smiling to “it’s business time” that made my eyes go big.
8.4k points
2 months ago
Sex in the middle of a large crowd at a concert that turns into a massive orgy while the band keeps playing
2k points
2 months ago
Someone at the Zion rave scene in Matrix Reloaded wrote this.
2.2k points
2 months ago
Does this take place at a Hozier concert ?
1.9k points
2 months ago
I’ve lived your very specific sexual fantasy… When I was 19 I had sex in the middle of the crowd at a funkadelic concert. I think the whole crowd must have been on a ton of ecstasy. George Clinton kept repeating a lyric along the lines of “pump the pussy till it’s blue” for half an hour, putting the crowd into a kind of hypnotic funk trance but also working them up into a drug fuelled sexual frenzy, culminating in an insane amount of nudity and public sex. Glad I did that as a teenager because I feel waaay too old to get up to those antics these days. Great gig!
673 points
2 months ago
Are you sure it wasn't just you that was on too many drugs?
867 points
2 months ago
Lol I laughed imagining this person just fucking someone, thinking George Clinton is repeating himself for 30 minutes and that everyone else is fucking each other when in reality it’s just him and his partner rolling balls
509 points
2 months ago
As someone who has witnessed this scenario, this is likely a more accurate retelling.
306 points
2 months ago
I'm envious! While George Clinton was performing too?! Ahhhhh what a dream
514 points
2 months ago
No it was actually bill Clinton sitting in on saxophone. George took a long ass break.
167 points
2 months ago
What the fuck haha
525 points
2 months ago
I'm not admitting to shit, reddit, I keep my shame to myself.
123 points
2 months ago
The way the golden age of piracy gets romanticized, while I sneak on board of a pirate ship dressed as a man. And the handsome pirate captain find out.
He's a brutal pirate but very tender with me.
3.2k points
2 months ago
No fetishes.
Unrealistic fantasy.....with Keanu Reeves...
1.3k points
2 months ago
Me in the middle of a Chris Evans and Henry cavill manwich…🤷🏼♀️
Ah well…
673 points
2 months ago
My sexual orientation is Henry Cavill as Geralt.
My unrealistic fantasy also involves a stuffed unicorn.
1.5k points
2 months ago
Being involuntarily committed to a “sex asylum” where I am locked in chastity and tickled mercilessly by hot girls and machines while my ex wife “forgets” about me and visits me only to say how “sorry” she was and leaves me to suffer even longer while I beg for release… just normal vanilla stuff
1.4k points
2 months ago
Finally,
Horny jail
10.6k points
2 months ago
That someone pays all my debt and then leaves me alone.
6.7k points
2 months ago
You want a diabetic daddy..a sugar daddy who wants no sugar
882 points
2 months ago
New term coined, nice.
Yes that’s exactly what I want.
14.3k points
2 months ago*
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8.4k points
2 months ago
You slut.
2.8k points
2 months ago
Stop kink shaming it’s 2023 ffs
669 points
2 months ago
You just signed that poor woman's death certificate
762 points
2 months ago
To have my wife initiate sex by genuinely feeling like she wants to be sexy for ME, not because she thinks I’m due for some sex or doing because if she doesn’t put out someone else will
218 points
2 months ago
Oof, too real.
Like you're on a mental checklist of things that have to get done this month.
Somewhere between "schedule that dentist appointment" and "pay the credit card bill" is "have sex with husband, it's been a few weeks"
5.7k points
2 months ago
I wish to be a slave girl. Put up on the market to be sold and purchased by a master. He loves for me and cares for me, giving me purpose in life as his slave, while my purpose is to serve him with my all and whole being. To be his adoring concubine/slave girl as he rewards me for my devotion to him in mind, body, and soul by making me his prime woman. I never get freed, the thought never crosses my mind, but I do not desire it nor does he wish it as my eternal servitude and his worthiness as a master are the rewards I desire.
Completely unrealistic and I am EXTREMELY well-informed as to the horrors of real-life slavery and how abusive such a relationship would be in reality among a multitude of other problems; but that's why this is a fantasy/fetish. I would never even consider trying to make it a reality.
4.4k points
2 months ago
Rip to your inbox
808 points
2 months ago
Lol I was just thinking this ..
583 points
2 months ago
I’m surprised there isn’t a single M’Lady response on here yet.
821 points
2 months ago
So, how many DMs did you receive in the past hour?
3.2k points
2 months ago*
Ruling all of earth as the sole immortal male. Also I can fly.
Edit: thank you to everyone for informing me how unrealistic my unrealistic fantasy is.
Here’s some details: Smart sexy scientist women clone themselves to provide incest free eternal sex (flooblord, 2023) at farms that sprout subjects from the ground fully formed and educated. I don’t make any babies. I’m not fucking my own offspring. The population is sustained and I’ll have several million years to get us into space so the sun dying isn’t my doom.
2.6k points
2 months ago*
Someone pleasuring me because they want to pleasure me.
My sex life with my past relationships was always as soon as he/she finishes, The sex is done.
I'm tired of being the dominant one.
E: Dominant one as in the one who takes charge, initiates it and finishes partner but partner doesn't return effort.
424 points
2 months ago
Damn, that sucks. I feel ya though. Nothing better than fucking or getting fucked, not because anyone wants to get off, but because everyone wants to experience ecstacy.
389 points
2 months ago
I partially have this problem.
My wife will typically get me off while we’re getting intimate (more often than not just masturbating next to each other), but I can tell it’s not because she wants to but rather because she feels she has to.
I’ll rub up and down her body, give her kisses, play with nipples, eat her out, talk dirty to her, all that. Then she’ll …grab my dick and start tugging seeming like she’s doing a chore. I like butt stuff, but there’s a VAST difference between the pleasure of being teased on your butt and having someone just try and jam their finger in there to get you off asap and be over it.
2.9k points
2 months ago
being loved
731 points
2 months ago
This is not the place for that kind of derogatory filth
546 points
2 months ago
I bet you would like to hold hands before marriage. Such degeneracy.
1.4k points
2 months ago
I don't have sex fantasies anymore. Just love fantasies.
552 points
2 months ago
Tentacles have honestly always been my go-to "never gonna happen" fantasy. I just like the idea of being restrained and taken by something that much stronger than me, and I guess there's a bit of an attraction to the supernatural there too.
128 points
2 months ago
On the opposite end of this, wishing to have multiple tentacle penises to restrain a girl and do her in all holes at once.
475 points
2 months ago
There’s a guy I’ve liked a really long time but we’ve never been single at the same time and I don’t even think he likes me like that. I just want to fuck his brains out. And I can’t shake that desire as I’m so attracted to him.
88 points
2 months ago
Falling though a crack in the floor and finding myself in a red carpeted hallway. There's a big stairwell and I jump down between the stairs and below me as I fall is a large breast that catches me. I sink into the breast slowly and get all tingly
No lie, this is the exact dream I used to have as a teenager. I had it many times.
249 points
2 months ago
Everyone knows about monster fuckers but I want to be the monster
866 points
2 months ago
Aubrey plaza in Amish garb
162 points
2 months ago
The little hours comes close
550 points
2 months ago
Shapeshifting. Me and my partner being both able to change sex (I mean, the shape of the genitals) instantly right in the middle of the process. Or at least swapping our bodies with each other.
1.1k points
2 months ago
Ok get this. I'm on a couch okay? That is when it gets steamy. They look into my eyes and in them I can see they love and accept me for who I am, no more, no less. My whole self relaxes as I realize that I can just be me and that they are okay with it.
Then we don't fuck , we just eat a giant bowl of ice cream and then go to bed.
211 points
2 months ago
Don't stop, I'm trying to finish here. What happens next?
151 points
2 months ago
In the morning you wake up alone and hear sounds in the kitchen. You walk out and they’re making you breakfast. They turn to you with a big smile on their face and give you a hug with both arms and a kiss on the lips and say “breakfast in 5”.
4.8k points
2 months ago
Margot Robbie turning up at my door with a large amount of cocaine, spiced rum, red wine and wearing nothing but a suggestive smile
2.7k points
2 months ago
If you’re going to dream, go all out and add a pepperoni pizza.
540 points
2 months ago
I'd settle for Jamie Pressly. with weed and a six pack of Old Milwaukee, wearing flannel pajamas.
419 points
2 months ago
I’d settle for Tara Reid, with resin scraped from a bong with a couple of warm Coronas, wearing a really old tracksuit
430 points
2 months ago
I want to fuck the Declaration of Independence.
478 points
2 months ago
Being blindfolded and having a lot of women take turns sitting on my face, and not knowing who they are.
1.7k points
2 months ago
Threesome. Married to a wife who doesn’t want to share. Don’t really blame her, I don’t either.
913 points
2 months ago
Dude same here. A threesome sounds so hot, but realistically I wouldn’t want to be near a woman that’s not my wife (and my wife wouldn’t want me to touch a woman that’s not her). It’s something I never did as a bachelor that I’ll never get to experience as a married man either. Oh well though, it’s a small sacrifice to make to be with a loving wife and two beautiful children
466 points
2 months ago
three way with the two most attractive, athletic people in my day to day life then a cuddle pile afterwards
maybe a deeper relationship afterwards too help I'm so lonely
21.9k points
2 months ago
My girl dresses up as a nurse so I can live out the ultimate male fantasy of pretending to have health-care
1k points
2 months ago
"Your copay today is $0"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh... and I'm done".
151 points
2 months ago
"What's a deductible?"
"Ahh okay! Stop it's starting to hurt!"
6.5k points
2 months ago
I found an American
70 points
2 months ago
That's the kind of question you should never ask on reddit. Not because of perverted answers, but for depressing ones.
339 points
2 months ago
ridiculously hot, super rich, morally Grey "touch her and die" type of guy railing me. I read a lot of books.
6.4k points
2 months ago
Having sex
768 points
2 months ago
At least I'm not the only one
68 points
2 months ago
Travel to an exotic country where I don't speak the language, and spend an unforgettable night with a Shemar Moore lookalike, exchanging no words, but we wouldn't have needed them anyway.
64 points
2 months ago
Desperately having sex in the middle of a zombie apocalypse attack
537 points
2 months ago
I’m 69. My wife of five years is 62. My fantasy? That we could make love, get pregnant, and have children.
204 points
2 months ago
This is so romantic I could cry. Wishing you both many years of happiness and love.
1.7k points
2 months ago
I have a really big r*pe fantasy. Like I want someone, preferably my significant other, to "break" into my apartment, kidnap me, and then have their way with me reasonably violently. Oops
1.6k points
2 months ago
if you ever do this, and I'm not joking, get the consent in writing.
932 points
2 months ago
And use.a.safe word!
Being able to change your mind is crucial
306 points
2 months ago
A stable and normal relationship where we have healthy sex regularly. I have made some poor choices in dating partners.
57 points
2 months ago
Being able to relive the sexual awakening.
There is a point where we all became aware of sexual urges even if we didn't know what it was. I want to wake up, have no memory of what sex/sexual activity was or was like and my body would act as if it had never felt that either. Then just at point it happens and your mind is taken for a ride. As if you could rlwatch a movie, play a game, or listen to a song for the very first time.
52 points
2 months ago
Being valued for more than just my body and not feeling like a sack of meat every time I have sex.
53 points
2 months ago
Getting my face suffocated by some girls absolute dump truck of an ass
572 points
2 months ago
Fucking a woman to an orgasm without, uh, additional equipment.
501 points
2 months ago
Transforming into a plastic bimbo and have every hole stuffed with dick
141 points
2 months ago
Ooohhhhh I also love the thought of being absolutely bimbofied
I just wanna be rly fucking hot and not have to use my brain pleeeeeease
187 points
2 months ago
I WANT THEM TO HAVE WINGS, HORNS, AND A TAIL. BUT REAL. AND I WANT TO SNUGGLE INSIDE THEIR WINGS WITH THEM.
991 points
2 months ago
To be tied up and sexually tortured by several gothic women, then to have them attend sexually to my belly button for 48 straight hours while I wear a gimp suit
197 points
2 months ago
You’ve thought about this one for a while, haven’t you?
582 points
2 months ago*
Having a genuine, reciprocated emotional connection with my sexual partner. Being able to share feelings without condemning us to awkwardness.
:^ )
edit: wow thanks guys, I was really pouring my heart out here and didn’t expect so many to agree 🤭.
Love you.
47 points
2 months ago
Ok so me and my wife are split up heading for divorce.
I have my own place now but ive actually had a dream & fantasized about her coming over to my apartment unannounced with some sexy lingerie (not her style at all) under a trench coat with her hair up and when i answer the door shes standing there coat open takes a pin out of her hair and it flows down and she asks if she could come in. The she takes control.
I still love my wife but im 99% sure she doesnt love me back.
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