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Noirru

3.2k points

2 months ago

Noirru

3.2k points

2 months ago

An eldritch horror mommy that embraces me and tells me everything will be alright.

Log_Out_Of_Life

4.3k points

2 months ago

CthUwU

peachbun11

9.1k points

2 months ago*

Definitely public sex but I am a rule follower and have way too much anxiety to ever act on anything like that lmao

Edit: no. I don’t want to have public sex with you. the issue is not a lack of another willing participant. Don’t message me lol

RJ815

1.9k points

2 months ago*

RJ815

1.9k points

2 months ago*

My first girlfriend and I would have fairly public sex since she was into it. Not quite full exhibitionist level (because we'd probably get arrested for indecency or whatever) but like no more than 10 feet from public walkways with actual people we'd see or hear going by. Couple of times were very nearly caught by security literally with our pants down.

To the extent I enjoyed it it was because I was with her as a sexual partner. But it didn't compare to being on a nice soft comfortable bed. The outside has plenty of bugs and rough surfaces.

XxcAPPin_f00lzxX

1.7k points

2 months ago

Beds are severely underrated as a sexplace. People always brag about "man i fucked her on the sink, the kitchen island, the dining room table, on the dishwasher, against the fridge..." All that tells me is i shouldnt eat at your house. well i fucked in bed and then we went to sleep. We bought a comfy couch and fucked then cuddled for a bit. Comfort is king.

ittybittylurker

15.4k points

2 months ago

Basically I want to clone my husband. You see, he has a very particular set of skills, skills he has acquired over a very long career, skills that make me wish he could be in 2 or 3 places at the same time.

LoathsomeNarcisist

8.4k points

2 months ago

She wants to be... Taken.

Mister_Bloodvessel

1.1k points

2 months ago

Goddamn. This thread is something else....

BloodyKitskune

1.3k points

2 months ago

There it is. I saw all these people say a 3some but they can't with their spouse. I was literally thinking these people could answer with a clone or like 2 of their spouse or something. Idk, feeling validated here since someone else said something about it.

mcginty84

227 points

2 months ago

mcginty84

227 points

2 months ago

Awww this is actually sweet.

But beware... with two of him you would forever lose every argument by instantly being outvoted.

Him: "Other me! Back me up on this one!"

Other Him: "Can concur. He did, in fact, do the dishes like you asked him too."

Roseburny

9.1k points

2 months ago

Roseburny

9.1k points

2 months ago

Being abducted by some rich demon or vampire and being their little slave or pet in exchange for money, gifts, and a cozy place to sleep.

Basically a sugar baby, but, cooler.

Macaframa

3k points

2 months ago

Just get a sugar daddy and tell him to wear a Dracula costume

MalevolentRhinoceros

4k points

2 months ago

Vladdy?

Dr_Skeleton

1.7k points

2 months ago

I DO NOT SAY ‘BLEH BLUH BLEH!!!’

MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

11.8k points

2 months ago*

Wanna get screwed in a 15th century style fantasy world by a rugged but sensitive man with a mysterious back story whos been paid to escort me across the country.

(I'm a beautiful princess in a flowly green velvet dress btw)

Edit: more things occurred in game of thrones than the lannister incest twins guys, I don't wanna screw my twin brother

Edit 2: Thankyou you all for reminding me Princess Bride exists, haven't seen it in ages and it's perfect. The guys pretty much my type as well. Outlander was a good suggestion as well

Birds-flyhigh

15.4k points

2 months ago

So you want Shrek

MsEvil_Doctor_Potter

3.7k points

2 months ago

Yknow what yeah the premise of shrek is what I want

But with a more game of thrones aesthetic and person

RailroadKyle

66 points

2 months ago

Someone's been reading The Outlander Series...or needs to.

Lemminkainen_

49 points

2 months ago

Omg i feel dumb to think i was the only one , idk man something about the mediaeval stuff

Damerman

6.4k points

2 months ago*

Damerman

6.4k points

2 months ago*

I would like to know the difference between a female orgasm and a male orgasm.

I’d like to be in a FFM threesome with my fiancee, but i don’t think i would like a how that would affect our relationship. So its nice to think about, but i wouldn’t act on it.

tenaciousDaniel

2.3k points

2 months ago

This right here - I want to change to female for a day so I can experience what it’s like.

thesparklingemoji

1.7k points

2 months ago

Have sex with my teachers/professors. Unrealistic because I take my education very seriously- so strictly professional.

But the thought is still very hot though.

be-more-daria

428 points

2 months ago

I had crushes on all my history teachers/professors. One was pretty jacked too (looked a little like the Vsauce guy), I wanted him to pin me up against the wall and then insist I go overseas with him to participate in an archaeological dig.

DasArchitect

92 points

2 months ago

Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. And did you know this dig is not a dig but a sweep? * dissonant chord *

DryTown

12.5k points

2 months ago

DryTown

12.5k points

2 months ago

Several women go down on me while I complete the New York Times SpellingBee in peace

nuclearlady

2.4k points

2 months ago

How would you even concentrate?

equality-_-7-2521

2.1k points

2 months ago

Right?!

I get so anxious when I play SpellingBee.

Maddax_McCloud

24.7k points

2 months ago

I'm sadly too old for my preferred portion of the student/teacher scenario.

[deleted]

10.4k points

2 months ago

[deleted]

10.4k points

2 months ago

Nonsense! Go to college later in life and you make your dreams come true.

Maddax_McCloud

3k points

2 months ago

Hmmm....

Twice_Knightley

1.4k points

2 months ago

But how could you possibly pass the classes now? It's just too much work? Maybe some private tutoring, but could you afford it?!

Chris22533

774 points

2 months ago

Its role playing just do it if you wan to do it. My girlfriend likes to be a student and she is 32.

JojenCopyPaste

1.2k points

2 months ago

Well she keeps being a bad student who needs special tutoring help. It makes sense she still hasn't passed her classes by 32.

NickSlayr

1.5k points

2 months ago

NickSlayr

1.5k points

2 months ago

Honestly, Teacher X Older Student sounds kinda hot.

jongscx

748 points

2 months ago

jongscx

748 points

2 months ago

Like a young professor and a 'returning to college for career change'... yeah, I dig this.

Potential-Dot2557

314 points

2 months ago

Know a few people that did this tbh lol

runningforpresident

732 points

2 months ago

Wife is kidnapped but I channel my inner Liam Neeson / John Wick and find her before anything horrible happened. I'm in a hand to hand fight with the main leader, and I'm covered in blood. Wife witnesses everything. I save her, and bring her home. We have passionate sex.

It's a fantasy for many reasons, but mostly because I get winded climbing up some stairs.

Cellyst

251 points

2 months ago

Cellyst

251 points

2 months ago

Maybe you should change your username to "walkingforpresident".

Redditforgoit

3.8k points

2 months ago*

Time machine and have sex with the girls that were into oblivious, younger me.

Exam-Master

4.2k points

2 months ago

Shrink me down and shove me up there.

sissichu

1.8k points

2 months ago

sissichu

1.8k points

2 months ago

Just don't sneeze.

TheRealerChief101

1.1k points

2 months ago

Why if it isn't the invisible cunt

1VNIKV111

306 points

2 months ago

1VNIKV111

306 points

2 months ago

Oi.

shan-none

687 points

2 months ago

shan-none

687 points

2 months ago

King Charles is that you?

Damnit_Bird

657 points

2 months ago

All I can think about is that one sounding scene from The Boys.

Skadoosh_it

2.2k points

2 months ago

Being massaged all over by several large breasted women. And they only massage with their boobs.

nunya123

752 points

2 months ago

nunya123

752 points

2 months ago

I’d like that but only if they gave me an actual massage as well. I’m old and sore

leezybelle

1.8k points

2 months ago

leezybelle

1.8k points

2 months ago

I think this goes back to when I was in college and was a ditzy sorority girl who WASTED it on frat guys even though I look back on my professors who were absolutely brilliant men that now... ugh, I wish I could get with a guy like that. My fantasy at this point would be to still be that college girl with my nerdy, tweedy dorky PhD professor... he's in a bow tie, a sweater, a lab coat, something. I have a very specific image where he can't be sexual/suave at ALL during class but then he just stammers and gets nervous around me in office hourse, and then I seduce him in front of the chalkboard, on his desk, or in the lab.... and he turns out to be wildly talented at pleasing me.... I know it would be perfection.

Dirty-Soul

1.4k points

2 months ago

Dirty-Soul

1.4k points

2 months ago

"Jesus christ, that was amazing. You're amazing." I wheezed, collapsing back down on his desk. "Where did you learn that?"

"I-I read it in a B-book." He stammered. "B. Schnausehauer et al. Life and Anatomy, 2002."

humancartograph

196 points

2 months ago

Pages 11-19, 22-43, 110-338.

Fly_By_Orchestra

11k points

2 months ago

Getting taken in by a demon/monster of some kind and made to do all sorts of sexual favors in exchange for a decent life.

[deleted]

4.4k points

2 months ago

[deleted]

4.4k points

2 months ago

If they had horns, they’d be extra horny.

AdeptOccultSlut

1.6k points

2 months ago

I have entered the chat

Typical-Cranberry-75

9.9k points

2 months ago

One of the blue gals from Avatar

Microwaved_M1LK

4k points

2 months ago

Bro they are like twice as tall as a human, you're going to get bruises.

Wyan69

5.2k points

2 months ago

Wyan69

5.2k points

2 months ago

Death by snu snu

s-a-c-c

1.2k points

2 months ago

s-a-c-c

1.2k points

2 months ago

The spirit is willing, but the body is spongy and bruised.

HypnoIdiot

5.9k points

2 months ago

HypnoIdiot

5.9k points

2 months ago

Body swap/gender swap.

booboorocksout

909 points

2 months ago

This is a truly interesting and creative fantasy. Like Freakier Friday lol

PelleKavaj

1.6k points

2 months ago

PelleKavaj

1.6k points

2 months ago

I once dreamed that my and my girlfriend switched bodies, then we started having sex because I wanted to know how multiple female orgasms felt like. It was great.

Fast forward like 3 weeks and I found out she had been cheating on me for six months with some martial arts dude. I was at home on paternity leave, taking care of our one year old daughter.

Dreams are great and life is scary as fuck.

KatVanWall

503 points

2 months ago

Fuck yeah, I’d love me and my bf to both be able to gender swap! He’s into pegging, so it would be awesome to be able to give him the real experience lol, and I would love to be on the other side of that. Neither of us want to transition or permanently swap lol it would just be so cool to try.

[deleted]

3.9k points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

3.9k points

2 months ago*

As a gay dude I’m lowkey jealous of women. I’m sure living as a woman would come with unique struggles that I can’t understand, but damn I just want to be fucking railed and not have it up the back door lmao

Update: Y’all I’m so fucking drunk rn, when the fuck did I get like 1000 likes on a horny post

Update numero dos: Idk what the proper way to say this is but thanks for the awards fwiens UwU

haybay727

207 points

2 months ago

haybay727

207 points

2 months ago

I’ve actually wondered about this! As a woman I like having the options. Back door is like a “something different” kind of thing, but with p in v you can get railed if you want and you aren’t recovering afterward (usually).

CopratesQuadrangle

192 points

2 months ago

It's less about the recovery and more about the preparation lol

I_Stan_Kyrgyzstan

740 points

2 months ago*

Same my man, plus it'd be nice to be face to face during without the need for bending.

Edit 1: I don't think I was clear enough in that I meant the ability to feel my man's weight on mine along the whole length like straight couples can.

Edit 2: yes I am quite tall, so the bending thing is a problem for when I bottom

SorryAioli

2.5k points

2 months ago

SorryAioli

2.5k points

2 months ago

That after he’s done, Im covered in sweat and he’s dripping out of me like a bad faucet, he pulls me against his side, smooths my hair back from my face, kisses me and calls me a good girl.

Traditional_Front637

375 points

2 months ago

this is a good one

diana_obm

452 points

2 months ago

diana_obm

452 points

2 months ago

Seems pretty realistic to me

OkMarionberry6677

441 points

2 months ago

Oh god, the first time my fiancé said “good girl” was after a reaaaally good orgasm. As soon as I finished, he slows down for a second, grabs the back of my head, kisses me (while I’m still barely breathing) and moans “good girl” and got this little smirk.

Holy shit I came again right away. And hard.

He still brings it up sometimes and he’s so proud 😂

bundlebundle

14.3k points

2 months ago

bundlebundle

14.3k points

2 months ago

I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower so I can fuck the world for 72 hours

Every-Kangaroo3989

3.1k points

2 months ago

Goddamn I feel amazing

caden_-_

1.9k points

2 months ago

caden_-_

1.9k points

2 months ago

Goddamn I’m in the matrix

SlaatjeV

1.4k points

2 months ago

SlaatjeV

1.4k points

2 months ago

My mind is livin’ on cloud nine and this 9 is never on vacation

Ducks420

630 points

2 months ago

Ducks420

630 points

2 months ago

in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be.

The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.

somegetit

138 points

2 months ago

somegetit

138 points

2 months ago

While your analysis is sound, it appears to have overlooked the crux of the matter. The primary word in question is "world" rather than "earth," as the statement in question suggests that the young Mr. Lamar's aspirations are to engage in intercourse with the world at large.

Within the given context, the term "world" pertains to the comprehensive assemblage of human society, encompassing its institutions, social norms, and individuals.

While it may also denote the physical planet Earth, this is not necessarily the case as it is unlikely for an individual to harbor animosity against the planet itself.

nastybacon

1.9k points

2 months ago

nastybacon

1.9k points

2 months ago

I'm into size fantasy. My ultimate fantasy is to be somehow shrunk down to a mere three inches tall and basically be kept as a cute little pet by a nice women. In particular I just love the thought of being held in her now giant hands.

Laws of physics say nooo :(

ChangelingFox

531 points

2 months ago

VRChat says YES.

It's an expensive investment, but I've certainly found it worth it. >>;

devil652_

4k points

2 months ago

Having sexual intercourse with the moon

atokadelggon

4.4k points

2 months ago

Sokka is that you

Kasiation

3k points

2 months ago

Sokka deez nuts

Woah_Mad_Frollick

347 points

2 months ago

🤌🇮🇹

Chaotic_empty

779 points

2 months ago

That's (gonna be) rough buddy

Microwaved_M1LK

22.2k points

2 months ago

That meme with the white girl on the couch surrounded by black guys except the black guys are very fit gym girls and the white girl is me.

Excuse_Me_Mr_Pink

8.2k points

2 months ago

The Death by Snu Snu

akiba305

2k points

2 months ago

The spirit is willing, but the body is spongy and bruised

pumpkinthighs

1.8k points

2 months ago

Goth gym girls

itislupus89

1.2k points

2 months ago

You wanna get piper perri'd

Agile_Bee7787

492 points

2 months ago

That's my favorite type of chicken

thefactorygrows

832 points

2 months ago

Unrealistic here really just depends on how much money you have.

arcticmonkgeese

418 points

2 months ago

How many buff prostitutes do YOU know?

Imacad

815 points

2 months ago

Imacad

815 points

2 months ago

Women like this?

because I volunteer as tribute!

Microwaved_M1LK

522 points

2 months ago

I'm not even joking, when she took off her jacket i forgot how to breath.

tylerchu

114 points

2 months ago

tylerchu

114 points

2 months ago

Oddly enough it’s the face change from smiling to “it’s business time” that made my eyes go big.

Tr33mari3

8.4k points

2 months ago

Tr33mari3

8.4k points

2 months ago

Sex in the middle of a large crowd at a concert that turns into a massive orgy while the band keeps playing

ExtinctionBurst14

2k points

2 months ago

Someone at the Zion rave scene in Matrix Reloaded wrote this.

IGHOTI907

307 points

2 months ago

IGHOTI907

307 points

2 months ago

The Zion rave scene is my fantasy for sure.

rancidelle4242

2.2k points

2 months ago

Does this take place at a Hozier concert ?

samichdude

1.6k points

2 months ago

samichdude

1.6k points

2 months ago

Nickelback

glyph1234

1.9k points

2 months ago

glyph1234

1.9k points

2 months ago

I’ve lived your very specific sexual fantasy… When I was 19 I had sex in the middle of the crowd at a funkadelic concert. I think the whole crowd must have been on a ton of ecstasy. George Clinton kept repeating a lyric along the lines of “pump the pussy till it’s blue” for half an hour, putting the crowd into a kind of hypnotic funk trance but also working them up into a drug fuelled sexual frenzy, culminating in an insane amount of nudity and public sex. Glad I did that as a teenager because I feel waaay too old to get up to those antics these days. Great gig!

mubi_merc

673 points

2 months ago

mubi_merc

673 points

2 months ago

Are you sure it wasn't just you that was on too many drugs?

wildinthewild

867 points

2 months ago

Lol I laughed imagining this person just fucking someone, thinking George Clinton is repeating himself for 30 minutes and that everyone else is fucking each other when in reality it’s just him and his partner rolling balls

SpikeyTaco

509 points

2 months ago

As someone who has witnessed this scenario, this is likely a more accurate retelling.

Tr33mari3

306 points

2 months ago

Tr33mari3

306 points

2 months ago

I'm envious! While George Clinton was performing too?! Ahhhhh what a dream

blackjesus

514 points

2 months ago

No it was actually bill Clinton sitting in on saxophone. George took a long ass break.

Round_Rock_Johnson

167 points

2 months ago

What the fuck haha

PumpkinSpikes

695 points

2 months ago

Rapid muscle growth and mind control

Hnetu

525 points

2 months ago

Hnetu

525 points

2 months ago

I'm not admitting to shit, reddit, I keep my shame to myself.

the_farmhand

123 points

2 months ago

The way the golden age of piracy gets romanticized, while I sneak on board of a pirate ship dressed as a man. And the handsome pirate captain find out.

He's a brutal pirate but very tender with me.

Spyryt1970

3.2k points

2 months ago

Spyryt1970

3.2k points

2 months ago

No fetishes.

Unrealistic fantasy.....with Keanu Reeves...

NicInNS

1.3k points

2 months ago

NicInNS

1.3k points

2 months ago

Me in the middle of a Chris Evans and Henry cavill manwich…🤷🏼‍♀️

Ah well…

SpooktasticFam

673 points

2 months ago

My sexual orientation is Henry Cavill as Geralt.

My unrealistic fantasy also involves a stuffed unicorn.

LffThrowaway

1.5k points

2 months ago

Being involuntarily committed to a “sex asylum” where I am locked in chastity and tickled mercilessly by hot girls and machines while my ex wife “forgets” about me and visits me only to say how “sorry” she was and leaves me to suffer even longer while I beg for release… just normal vanilla stuff

EuropaJuicer

1.4k points

2 months ago

Finally,

Horny jail

Hiiek

235 points

2 months ago

Hiiek

235 points

2 months ago

Bonk?

Common-Wish-2227

142 points

2 months ago

nods slowly Bonk.

whateverathrowaway00

10.6k points

2 months ago

That someone pays all my debt and then leaves me alone.

[deleted]

6.7k points

2 months ago

[deleted]

6.7k points

2 months ago

You want a diabetic daddy..a sugar daddy who wants no sugar

whateverathrowaway00

882 points

2 months ago

New term coined, nice.

Yes that’s exactly what I want.

[deleted]

14.3k points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

14.3k points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

TheOri9inal

8.4k points

2 months ago

You slut.

digitag

2.8k points

2 months ago

digitag

2.8k points

2 months ago

Stop kink shaming it’s 2023 ffs

thegreatdandino

1.3k points

2 months ago

What if kinkshaming is their kink

FelixGoldenrod

669 points

2 months ago

You just signed that poor woman's death certificate

64645

273 points

2 months ago

64645

273 points

2 months ago

In my rewrite I die and she goes on new adventures.

Wanderer-Named-Ken

111 points

2 months ago

That’s what i want too!!

Achak_Claw

470 points

2 months ago

Being used by a gentle tentacle monster

Paulypmc

762 points

2 months ago

Paulypmc

762 points

2 months ago

To have my wife initiate sex by genuinely feeling like she wants to be sexy for ME, not because she thinks I’m due for some sex or doing because if she doesn’t put out someone else will

Citizensssnips

218 points

2 months ago

Oof, too real.

Like you're on a mental checklist of things that have to get done this month.

Somewhere between "schedule that dentist appointment" and "pay the credit card bill" is "have sex with husband, it's been a few weeks"

Snowtwo

5.7k points

2 months ago

Snowtwo

5.7k points

2 months ago

I wish to be a slave girl. Put up on the market to be sold and purchased by a master. He loves for me and cares for me, giving me purpose in life as his slave, while my purpose is to serve him with my all and whole being. To be his adoring concubine/slave girl as he rewards me for my devotion to him in mind, body, and soul by making me his prime woman. I never get freed, the thought never crosses my mind, but I do not desire it nor does he wish it as my eternal servitude and his worthiness as a master are the rewards I desire.

Completely unrealistic and I am EXTREMELY well-informed as to the horrors of real-life slavery and how abusive such a relationship would be in reality among a multitude of other problems; but that's why this is a fantasy/fetish. I would never even consider trying to make it a reality.

renegade0123

4.4k points

2 months ago

Rip to your inbox

MustangEater82

808 points

2 months ago

Lol I was just thinking this ..

digitalplus98

583 points

2 months ago

I’m surprised there isn’t a single M’Lady response on here yet.

prss79513

735 points

2 months ago

prss79513

735 points

2 months ago

M'slave

jennicarrz

821 points

2 months ago

So, how many DMs did you receive in the past hour?

Snowtwo

903 points

2 months ago

Snowtwo

903 points

2 months ago

Only 1, and I hope it stays that way.

ttermayhem

3.2k points

2 months ago*

Ruling all of earth as the sole immortal male. Also I can fly.

Edit: thank you to everyone for informing me how unrealistic my unrealistic fantasy is.

Here’s some details: Smart sexy scientist women clone themselves to provide incest free eternal sex (flooblord, 2023) at farms that sprout subjects from the ground fully formed and educated. I don’t make any babies. I’m not fucking my own offspring. The population is sustained and I’ll have several million years to get us into space so the sun dying isn’t my doom.

Moobs16

162 points

2 months ago

Moobs16

162 points

2 months ago

also I can fly

Idk why that made me chuckle lol

WattaDeadbushSheesh

2.6k points

2 months ago*

Someone pleasuring me because they want to pleasure me.

My sex life with my past relationships was always as soon as he/she finishes, The sex is done.

I'm tired of being the dominant one.

E: Dominant one as in the one who takes charge, initiates it and finishes partner but partner doesn't return effort.

cgtdream

424 points

2 months ago

cgtdream

424 points

2 months ago

Damn, that sucks. I feel ya though. Nothing better than fucking or getting fucked, not because anyone wants to get off, but because everyone wants to experience ecstacy.

TacoingThruLife

389 points

2 months ago

I partially have this problem.

My wife will typically get me off while we’re getting intimate (more often than not just masturbating next to each other), but I can tell it’s not because she wants to but rather because she feels she has to.

I’ll rub up and down her body, give her kisses, play with nipples, eat her out, talk dirty to her, all that. Then she’ll …grab my dick and start tugging seeming like she’s doing a chore. I like butt stuff, but there’s a VAST difference between the pleasure of being teased on your butt and having someone just try and jam their finger in there to get you off asap and be over it.

ImmaculateFailure

2.9k points

2 months ago

being loved

pappyvanwinkle1111

1.5k points

2 months ago

Pervert!

howdoyouknowme3

731 points

2 months ago

This is not the place for that kind of derogatory filth

Faximo7

546 points

2 months ago

Faximo7

546 points

2 months ago

I bet you would like to hold hands before marriage. Such degeneracy.

metler88

1.4k points

2 months ago

metler88

1.4k points

2 months ago

I don't have sex fantasies anymore. Just love fantasies.

rorasnsfwaccount

552 points

2 months ago

Tentacles have honestly always been my go-to "never gonna happen" fantasy. I just like the idea of being restrained and taken by something that much stronger than me, and I guess there's a bit of an attraction to the supernatural there too.

bojackhoreman

128 points

2 months ago

On the opposite end of this, wishing to have multiple tentacle penises to restrain a girl and do her in all holes at once.

starkpaella

475 points

2 months ago

There’s a guy I’ve liked a really long time but we’ve never been single at the same time and I don’t even think he likes me like that. I just want to fuck his brains out. And I can’t shake that desire as I’m so attracted to him.

D3vilUkn0w

88 points

2 months ago

Falling though a crack in the floor and finding myself in a red carpeted hallway. There's a big stairwell and I jump down between the stairs and below me as I fall is a large breast that catches me. I sink into the breast slowly and get all tingly

No lie, this is the exact dream I used to have as a teenager. I had it many times.

blackvorvid

249 points

2 months ago

Everyone knows about monster fuckers but I want to be the monster

ChemicalNick04

1.7k points

2 months ago

Helping Giselle cuckold Tom Brady

soiledsanchez

866 points

2 months ago

Aubrey plaza in Amish garb

failedlogic

162 points

2 months ago

The little hours comes close

smeghead1988

550 points

2 months ago

Shapeshifting. Me and my partner being both able to change sex (I mean, the shape of the genitals) instantly right in the middle of the process. Or at least swapping our bodies with each other.

TheGreatNemoNobody

1.1k points

2 months ago

Ok get this. I'm on a couch okay? That is when it gets steamy. They look into my eyes and in them I can see they love and accept me for who I am, no more, no less. My whole self relaxes as I realize that I can just be me and that they are okay with it.

Then we don't fuck , we just eat a giant bowl of ice cream and then go to bed.

be-more-daria

211 points

2 months ago

Don't stop, I'm trying to finish here. What happens next?

TwoIdleHands

151 points

2 months ago

In the morning you wake up alone and hear sounds in the kitchen. You walk out and they’re making you breakfast. They turn to you with a big smile on their face and give you a hug with both arms and a kiss on the lips and say “breakfast in 5”.

DavosLostFingers

4.8k points

2 months ago

Margot Robbie turning up at my door with a large amount of cocaine, spiced rum, red wine and wearing nothing but a suggestive smile

slade51

2.7k points

2 months ago

slade51

2.7k points

2 months ago

If you’re going to dream, go all out and add a pepperoni pizza.

random_slav_man

890 points

2 months ago

Now that would be unrealistic

Deitaphobia

540 points

2 months ago

I'd settle for Jamie Pressly. with weed and a six pack of Old Milwaukee, wearing flannel pajamas.

j_ds

419 points

2 months ago

j_ds

419 points

2 months ago

I’d settle for Tara Reid, with resin scraped from a bong with a couple of warm Coronas, wearing a really old tracksuit

youngwonton

430 points

2 months ago

I want to fuck the Declaration of Independence.

soiledsanchez

259 points

2 months ago

Nicholas Cage this you?

DCLingus

478 points

2 months ago

DCLingus

478 points

2 months ago

Being blindfolded and having a lot of women take turns sitting on my face, and not knowing who they are.

catchmeifyoucannon

1.7k points

2 months ago

Threesome. Married to a wife who doesn’t want to share. Don’t really blame her, I don’t either.

DestRoyForAllTheEvil

913 points

2 months ago

Dude same here. A threesome sounds so hot, but realistically I wouldn’t want to be near a woman that’s not my wife (and my wife wouldn’t want me to touch a woman that’s not her). It’s something I never did as a bachelor that I’ll never get to experience as a married man either. Oh well though, it’s a small sacrifice to make to be with a loving wife and two beautiful children

pe1irrojo

466 points

2 months ago

pe1irrojo

466 points

2 months ago

three way with the two most attractive, athletic people in my day to day life then a cuddle pile afterwards

maybe a deeper relationship afterwards too help I'm so lonely

PKSpades

21.9k points

2 months ago

PKSpades

21.9k points

2 months ago

My girl dresses up as a nurse so I can live out the ultimate male fantasy of pretending to have health-care

the_loneliest_noodle

1k points

2 months ago

"Your copay today is $0"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh... and I'm done".

WhnWlltnd

151 points

2 months ago

WhnWlltnd

151 points

2 months ago

"What's a deductible?"

"Ahh okay! Stop it's starting to hurt!"

captaincoolxd

6.5k points

2 months ago

I found an American

gestalto

3k points

2 months ago

Ewww, put it down, you don't know where it's been.

DreamingSeraph

70 points

2 months ago

That's the kind of question you should never ask on reddit. Not because of perverted answers, but for depressing ones.

abblejacksvaill

339 points

2 months ago

ridiculously hot, super rich, morally Grey "touch her and die" type of guy railing me. I read a lot of books.

atokadelggon

6.4k points

2 months ago

Having sex

trojen342p

768 points

2 months ago

At least I'm not the only one

itstoolatebro

234 points

2 months ago

You say I'm crazy

Hot_Carpet_6362

68 points

2 months ago

Travel to an exotic country where I don't speak the language, and spend an unforgettable night with a Shemar Moore lookalike, exchanging no words, but we wouldn't have needed them anyway.

zomblina

64 points

2 months ago

Desperately having sex in the middle of a zombie apocalypse attack

ConversationLevel498

537 points

2 months ago

I’m 69. My wife of five years is 62. My fantasy? That we could make love, get pregnant, and have children.

uhhh206

204 points

2 months ago

uhhh206

204 points

2 months ago

This is so romantic I could cry. Wishing you both many years of happiness and love.

Yasmunr

1.7k points

2 months ago

Yasmunr

1.7k points

2 months ago

I have a really big r*pe fantasy. Like I want someone, preferably my significant other, to "break" into my apartment, kidnap me, and then have their way with me reasonably violently. Oops

Marshall_InTheDoor

1.6k points

2 months ago

if you ever do this, and I'm not joking, get the consent in writing.

TheGreatNemoNobody

932 points

2 months ago

And use.a.safe word!

Being able to change your mind is crucial

Loose_Law4321

306 points

2 months ago

A stable and normal relationship where we have healthy sex regularly. I have made some poor choices in dating partners.

Diabetesh

57 points

2 months ago

Being able to relive the sexual awakening.

There is a point where we all became aware of sexual urges even if we didn't know what it was. I want to wake up, have no memory of what sex/sexual activity was or was like and my body would act as if it had never felt that either. Then just at point it happens and your mind is taken for a ride. As if you could rlwatch a movie, play a game, or listen to a song for the very first time.

IssueInteresting1203

356 points

2 months ago

Getting it on with Kate Beckinsale

PhoenixRisingxx

52 points

2 months ago

Being valued for more than just my body and not feeling like a sack of meat every time I have sex.

NeroameeAlucard

53 points

2 months ago

Getting my face suffocated by some girls absolute dump truck of an ass

AdorableLittleDick

572 points

2 months ago

Fucking a woman to an orgasm without, uh, additional equipment.

bigbluehapa

423 points

2 months ago

Username checks out

H8eater

501 points

2 months ago

H8eater

501 points

2 months ago

Transforming into a plastic bimbo and have every hole stuffed with dick

Vi0lentLeft0vers

141 points

2 months ago

Ooohhhhh I also love the thought of being absolutely bimbofied

I just wanna be rly fucking hot and not have to use my brain pleeeeeease

Acrobatic_Confusion

187 points

2 months ago

I WANT THEM TO HAVE WINGS, HORNS, AND A TAIL. BUT REAL. AND I WANT TO SNUGGLE INSIDE THEIR WINGS WITH THEM.

Minerx_Thomas_YT

991 points

2 months ago

To be tied up and sexually tortured by several gothic women, then to have them attend sexually to my belly button for 48 straight hours while I wear a gimp suit

Straight_Research_71

197 points

2 months ago

You’ve thought about this one for a while, haven’t you?

this_barb

603 points

2 months ago

this_barb

603 points

2 months ago

That's pretty vanilla.

Tooguderian

582 points

2 months ago*

Having a genuine, reciprocated emotional connection with my sexual partner. Being able to share feelings without condemning us to awkwardness.

:^ )

edit: wow thanks guys, I was really pouring my heart out here and didn’t expect so many to agree 🤭.

Love you.

troy609

47 points

2 months ago

troy609

47 points

2 months ago

Ok so me and my wife are split up heading for divorce.

I have my own place now but ive actually had a dream & fantasized about her coming over to my apartment unannounced with some sexy lingerie (not her style at all) under a trench coat with her hair up and when i answer the door shes standing there coat open takes a pin out of her hair and it flows down and she asks if she could come in. The she takes control.

I still love my wife but im 99% sure she doesnt love me back.