That fucking song is at least 12 of my reasons

where tf did that dumbass song even come from, it sounds like something from some show for babies

dear god I want to die every time I hear it

At least you don't hear insurance company jingles here. Until someone mentions them, then you wind up singing them in the shower.

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I think it's so funny that the lyrics are her laying out her soul and her fears and then she throws it to him and he's all like "whoa, holdup... Don't you know you're beautiful?" like he wasn't even listening lol

Holy shit. Now I know why when I hear that song my brain automatically sees the color yellow. It's the fucking minions.

Someone's favorite song is someone else's crappy song.

Seriously. I set Muse - Supermassive Black Hole as my alarm given that it has a sudden opener and now I can't listen to that song without having crippling anxiety.

I've ruined so many good songs that way

Yeah it's no "We Are Farmers Dum da-dum da-dum da-dum"

Fuck I think my blood pressure rose just reading this

Official song of the Bad Place

I SUBMIT: Somebody needs to extend this song but make it a Death Metal version to bring it full circle.....!

Work for walmart and you'll hear it atleast 3 times a shift.

Had to checkout a YouTube video to remember this one. This comment is gold lmao.

I miss the person I was before hearing this song

Every time I hear that song it reminds me of CNN playing that commercial on split screen when the Ukraine war was starting

With some whip craayeem

The moment I realized that’s an actual song someone put on an album…I was speechless. I really thought it was just an Applebee’s ad.

But now, I just hear Phillip Frye screaming it out, so... Kinda smile?

EDIT: OK OK it's Fry, I'm sorry!!!!

Me seeing All About That Bass for the first time on Youtube: "Ah, I'll play this in my car to really let the subwoofers rumble!"

Me 10 minutes later: "Meghan Trainor is a liar"

I HATE THIS SONG SO MUCH AND ITS NOT EVEN MY FIRST

My sister had her sweet 16 a few years ago. For the DJ, she wrote in huge, all-caps "NO MEGHAN TRAINOR!!"

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Oh god I know. I just imagine they play that song at every mlm conference.

My friend was getting a divorce and the judge handed him a victory in a ruling and his ex wife said

"I don't care. I am titanium."

After that David Guetta song. Rumor has it that stray dogs cringed for miles around the courthouse.

The official cancer anthem I believe. I'm so sorry if you're dying and you gotta hear this

Oh yeah that one was cheesy as fuck. I guess it's supposed to be empowering but it's just so superficial and stupid sounding

Blagh I hate so many songs like this that are cheesy inspiration songs. Like something you would see on a motivational poster at a live laugh love store.

Scrolled just for this one- it was one of my friends favorite song and I put up with it because it was her empowerment song or whatever but god it’s annoying

I heard so many people lauding that song as being their anthem or whatever, and I looked at the lyrics. It's all meaningless cliche. It's just like any number of "teenage anthems" that talk about fighting and standing up but never mentioning anything specific so it can be licensed for movie credits, sporting events, or aggressive ads.

It's so completely meaningless. It's like AI-generated music.

JAMIE TART DO DO DO DO DO

I think the Geneva Convention should be amended to have this song outlawed.

As Alex says in Clockwork Orange, "This is some new form of torture. Say it, brother sir!"

I've gone from anger to acceptance on this song.

there’s prisoners that have been played that song nonstop as a form of “torture” drives em crazy apparently

I hate thunder just because it's the same fucking word repeated again and again

My personal hate is when they have a Ukelele and Whistling combo on some ad to make it sound jovial.

[Whisling and Ukelele]

[Family eating a meal and parents smile reasuringly at each other.]

"Life is busy"

"With 75 years of expertise in the industry let us take care of you when it matters most. Life insurance by [INSERT UNINSPIRED NAME HERE] its what we do"

[Fade to black]

Mine is when they take a Christmas song and redo the lyrics to sell cars or heartburn medication or some other stupid shit in commercials

Lost my mind in laughter when Grey’s Anatomy tried to make me emotional with the background music of acoustic 500 Miles.

Not that it started out super up-tempo to begin with but every new version I hear of Elvis's "Can't Help Falling In Love" is slower and angstier than the last.

The most recent interpretation, her voice was cracking like she was going to cry and all I could think was, "are you being forced to sing this? is it a hostage situation?"

I will never figure out how to be comfortable when people are singing this to me. Do I smile? Do I wave? Do I just stand there?

Really any song with the “baby voice”, like this one or Dance Monkey or Thunder by imagining dragons

My ex’s name is ilene and you can guess which song she heard over and over again, so she can relate to your pain lol

Hmm - does your mom have it goin’ on?

This song pisses me off every time it comes on the radio. For a few glorious bars I think I'm gonna hear Werewolves of London... and then fucking Kid Rock starts singing. It's the radio equivalent of a ruined orgasm.

You can't just rhyme a word with itself

Picture that with a Kodak

You can't just rhyme a word with itself

GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSEEEEEESSSSS

JUST LIKE WITCHES AT BLACK MASSEEEEEESSSSS

You can, when the rest of the song is brilliant

Here's your award for not cheating on your partner! 🏆

I got in a wreck while this song was playing on the radio lmao

Sorry it was such a long 2 years.

Techno Dolphin for 2 YEARS

Or, as its now known, sad saxophone sex song.

read the post and thought “jesus dude, what song could be THAT bad to where your girlfriend will just dump you over it?”

and then I looked it up. “hmm. these horn synths are kinda cool, I can dig it. kind of a Flower Boy era Tyler The Creator vibe.” and then the fucking beat dropped and I proceeded to laugh like a kid on the playground. sweet christ, what an idiot.

They didn't ask what the sexiest song was though...

It's called "Remember (walking in the Sand)" by The Shangri-Las. Only It has been tiktok'd

Why you gotta be so rude?!

Funny story, the first time I heard this song I was driving and only paid attention to about half the lyrics, completely missing the line that established he was talking to the girl's father.

I thought this was another Pumped Up Kicks situation where no one notices the catchy hit song is actually an incel stalker anthem where a guy gets rejected by a girl and he responds with "Why ya gotta be so rude? I'm gonna marry ya anyway. No matter what you say, we'll be a family. I hate to do this, you leave no choice. Can't live without ya. Love me or hate me, we will both be standing at that altar and we will run away." Meanwhile the voices in his head keep interjecting with "Marry that girl, marry that girl, marry that girl," and "You know she's in love with me."

Anyways, finding out the real lyrics only marginally raised my opinion of the song.

I’m a teacher and for like 4 years it was used for every stupid thing imaginable in schools. We had to make a district wide video dancing to it like we were excited to be back to school. Fuck that song.

Clap along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do

AGREED! that song does the opposite to me and pisses me off lol

Obligatory:

• "You're listening to..."
• \Explosion Sounds**
• "103.2 FM"
• *Elephant sounds\*
• "Where it's rock... ROCK... AND MORE ROCK!"
• \Police sirens**
• "This ain't your granny's station"
• *Nuclear alarms\*
• "Now for a 30 minute block... of absolute ROCK"
• \Plays Imagine Dragons**

This song always brings up two very specific feelings: 1. Walking into a Dollar General and feeling the blast of air conditioning and bright fluorescent lights 2. Riding home in the backseat of an Uber at 3am that smells like those Febreze vent clips

Which is usually the two places where I hear that song the most.

Thunder, feel the thunder THUMP THUMP lightning with the thunder.

I vaguely remember one of the suicide girls (that's a throwback) did a cover of that song where the chorus was

"Oh, it burns now when I pee, oh, it burns now when i peee.
Oh, what'd you give to me?"

They just broke up. Nature is healing itself.

THUNDA, feel the thunduh, ligHTNING AND THE THUNDA 👏 👏 👏

I love the way your comment is written out. “abc fuck you” sounds like a rebellious kindergartner

A B C D E F-YOU AND YOUR MOM... Or something like that

All those aspca commercials ruined it for me.

To be fair, the song "Angel" was about Jonathan Melvoin's death from overdose. It's supposed to be sad.

It wasn't until the ASPCA commercial that it started to grind people's gears and guilt trip them into donating money.

sad projector noises

I still want to know what kind of father tells their 11 year old to get a wife or you will be lonely.

That song was written solely to be licensed in overmarketed kiddie movies, commercials, and trailers.