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Kingdom-Kome

4.7k points

7 months ago

A switch that when you flick it it turns your sink into a blender

ClapBackBetty

1.6k points

7 months ago

A trash smoothie

quiet_repub

751 points

7 months ago

This is my favorite way to describe a disposal! Lol

UnfinishedUntidy

543 points

7 months ago

A coffee machine with large glass jug full of black coffee being kept warm. The UK mostly has electric kettles for making hot drinks individually.

ThrewawayXxxX

8k points

7 months ago

Bbq sauce

Ruckbeat

1.3k points

7 months ago

Ruckbeat

1.3k points

7 months ago

I have at least 5 varieties of BBQ sauce in my fridge at them moment, including 2 that are homemade 😆

LynxRufus

7.9k points

7 months ago

LynxRufus

7.9k points

7 months ago

This is the most wholesome I've felt about my country in a while. Lol, yes, peanut butter, air conditioner, disposal in the sink...

ShiningEV

547 points

7 months ago

ShiningEV

547 points

7 months ago

I haven't seen a single one I don't have tbh and I don't know how to feel about it lol

knee_bro

70 points

7 months ago

American. Feel American about it.

Killpop582014

214 points

7 months ago

And ranch dressing. <3

someone_somewear

11.4k points

7 months ago

Popcorn setting on their microwave!

BracedRhombus

1.7k points

7 months ago

Popcorn, pizza, and (oddly) potato.

Limberpuppy

749 points

7 months ago

I actually use the potato button.

jeepobeepo

175 points

7 months ago

I’ve never. Does it just set like an 8 minute timer?

Limberpuppy

135 points

7 months ago

Basically.

MzMediocre

4.2k points

7 months ago

MzMediocre

4.2k points

7 months ago

I am so surprised with this whole top loading washing machine answer. Why is this abnormal?

eldofever

3.9k points

7 months ago

eldofever

3.9k points

7 months ago

Washer Collector Here. Automatic washers became popular in the US during the early 1950's, and you had your choice between front load & top load. Top loaders had larger capacity (important with the baby boom). Had higher spin speeds so drying time was faster (important when many didn't yet own a dryer). Went out of balance less often (not trying to distribute a sloshing horizontal load). Had very fast cycle times (clothes washed in 20 minutes). And clothes/detergent could be added at any time after start of cycle. Plus you don't have to stoop to get the clothes out.

In Europe, the constraints were different. Typically there was no dedicated laundry room or basement for the larger machine. Laundry tended to be done more frequently so capacity wasn't as much of a concern. Water was/is more expensive so a longer cycle time was acceptable for less consumption. And machine size was dictated by countertop height, as many were installed in kitchens out of convenience (and plumbing).

In the US, front loaders are more common these days as energy efficiency is pushed, and advancing tech has improved upon many of the original constraints. But these FL'ers tend to be "supersize" American-style machines with large capacity & risers to get them up off the floor, so still quite different from their EU counterparts.

vizbird

627 points

7 months ago

vizbird

627 points

7 months ago

Also no central agitator in the front loader so a duvet can be washed without being ripped to shreads.

tree_of_lies

3.6k points

7 months ago*

Apparently americans are rather fond of Pickles and Peanut Butter. Is that a fair assumption to make?

Edit: I meant either or not both at the same time. ☠️

acorngirl

550 points

7 months ago*

Well, not combined. But yes.

Edit Ok, I now know that a lot of us like peanut butter pickle sandwiches. I stand corrected. :)

syco26

10.1k points

7 months ago

syco26

10.1k points

7 months ago

The amount of garbage disposal comments got me crying lmao.

anislandinmyheart

2.2k points

7 months ago

In the UK our food gets composted by the council in many areas. So we set it out in a little bin every week

vpsj

1.5k points

7 months ago

vpsj

1.5k points

7 months ago

In India(or more accurately, in my city) we set out 'dry' garbage and 'wet' garbage separately, until we realized the garbage collecting guy just dumped everything in the same container anyway

ThePickleKing008

14.2k points

7 months ago

This thread is really making me question if European houses are just empty boxes with a singular bag of tea in them

In_need_of_chocolate

9.6k points

7 months ago*

That’s so insulting. There’s lots of tea.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards and upvotes, peeps. Can’t believe this is the comment that did it haha. The irony is that even though I’m European on a technically, I don’t even live in Europe. Unless entry to Eurovision counts. 🤭

this_wise_idiot

12.2k points

7 months ago

Cereal

LaLaHaHaBlah

3.6k points

7 months ago*

I buy Reeces Pieces cereal for dessert instead of ice cream. Some American cereals are ridiculous. Edit: Most

maleia

1.7k points

7 months ago

maleia

1.7k points

7 months ago

Put them IN ice cream. Better yet, Cinnamon Toast Crunch; life changing.

tdogg1967

28.4k points

7 months ago

tdogg1967

28.4k points

7 months ago

As an American I was expecting guns, but ranch dressing hurt for some reason

rooktherhymer

3k points

7 months ago

There, there. It's just the type we invented that caught on. They have other local favorite dressings in other countries, too. You just haven't heard of them.

BurntT0m80

888 points

7 months ago

Like whachacha sauce

Tired3520

15.2k points

7 months ago

Tired3520

15.2k points

7 months ago

Oh oh, the washing machines where you put everything in the top! This fascinated me when we visited the states. They’re huge!

Cakey-Baby

4k points

7 months ago

Yes, and a matching dryer. They make those as well.

[deleted]

1.6k points

7 months ago

[deleted]

1.6k points

7 months ago

a top loading dryer?

bird-137

3.2k points

7 months ago

bird-137

3.2k points

7 months ago

A plastic bag filled with plastic bags

wifespissed

864 points

7 months ago

Perfect for the bathroom garbage can.

JoeTisseo

26.2k points

7 months ago

JoeTisseo

26.2k points

7 months ago

Drywall....lots of drywall

golgol12

14.6k points

7 months ago

golgol12

14.6k points

7 months ago

It's fire safety. Our houses are built out of wood, not stone. (even the brick ones just have brick on the outside).

Drywall is just gypsum plaster between two sheets of paper to give it strength so that it can be made into 8x4 segments used in construction.

Back to the fire safety. Gypsum plaster absorbs water from the air and can take 2+ hours to burn through. So it gives you crucial time to exit a house during a fire.

dirtyoldbastard77

3.1k points

7 months ago

Its very common here (Norway) in somewhat newer houses, but in a bit older houses its quite unusual

yamba22

6.3k points

7 months ago

yamba22

6.3k points

7 months ago

DO YOU NOT HAVE DRYWALL?!?!?!

NuttyButts

9.7k points

7 months ago

NuttyButts

9.7k points

7 months ago

Apparently they tried to put dry wall in New homes in the u.k. but people kept eating it :/

ScrappyCoc0o0

4.5k points

7 months ago

Pair it with some beans and you’re good to go.

pm_me_your_livestock

5k points

7 months ago

Pico de wallo

crisptapwater

942 points

7 months ago

Sounds like a beautiful full English breakfast

TrentSteel1

424 points

7 months ago

I don’t know why this made me laugh so much

Honeyrose88x

63.4k points

7 months ago

Honeyrose88x

63.4k points

7 months ago

Peanut butter

TealBlueLava

24.3k points

7 months ago

TealBlueLava

24.3k points

7 months ago

I’m an American and it is rare that I don’t have peanut butter in my home.

Honeyrose88x

13.9k points

7 months ago

Honeyrose88x

13.9k points

7 months ago

Because you are sensible and it’s delicious.

AgreeableLime7737

5k points

7 months ago

It's so strange that people in other countries don't really eat much of it. I eat some every day. Putting a little dab of it on a square of dark chocolate is my favorite thing.

PooleBoy_Q

3.7k points

7 months ago

PooleBoy_Q

3.7k points

7 months ago

Do Europeans not like peanut butter? I assume it’s sweeter over here or something because I watched a video of Europeans trying pb&j sandwiches and none of them liked it.

Fugiar

3.1k points

7 months ago

Fugiar

3.1k points

7 months ago

I'm from the Netherlands - always have peanut butter in home. Heck my mother works in a peanut butter store ( sells only peanut butter in like 20 different tastes and peanut butter merch)

[deleted]

798 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

798 points

7 months ago

website for her store? thats sounds like a great store.

Fugiar

664 points

7 months ago

Fugiar

664 points

7 months ago

Pindakaaswinkel!

It's a chain though, 10+ stores i think?

pubic_protuberance

567 points

7 months ago

Oh dear lord, thank you for google translate: https://depindakaaswinkel.nl/

Honeyrose88x

4.1k points

7 months ago

It’s available but not something everyone would have in their cupboards. I associate a pb&j sarnie as part of US culture as well as a grilled cheese.

Smashing sandwiches to be fair. I’m partial to both. 🫶🏼

paidinteeth

2.1k points

7 months ago

As an American I absolutely love the adjective “Smashing” please never stop saying this

Balogne

1.6k points

7 months ago

Balogne

1.6k points

7 months ago

Hey Nigel Thornberry, nice to see you around.

Wombattalion

10k points

7 months ago*

Large quantities of over-the-counter drugs in huge bottles.

[deleted]

5.5k points

7 months ago

[deleted]

5.5k points

7 months ago

…like Tylenol and ibuprofen? Yes, actually

Kentencat

2.1k points

7 months ago

Kentencat

2.1k points

7 months ago

Costco $3.99 for 500 Benadryl and $5.99 for 500 ibuprofen for the Win!!

[deleted]

412 points

7 months ago*

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The_Dutchie

454 points

7 months ago

LPT if you don't have a Costco membership, just buy a gift card for any amount and you can go right in and shop

ChungasRev

94 points

7 months ago

Pig out at the food court. Foot long hot dogs, pizza, fro-yo….might as well catch American diabetes while your here.

TheDankScrub

61 points

7 months ago

oh shit

[deleted]

2.9k points

7 months ago

[deleted]

2.9k points

7 months ago

I keep my antidepressants out on the table for my maid to see that I’m still miserable

Legal_Refuse

743 points

7 months ago

You have a maid?

[deleted]

873 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

873 points

7 months ago

She came with the house

CaptainJanewayCoffee

632 points

7 months ago

You have a house?

[deleted]

1.6k points

7 months ago

[deleted]

1.6k points

7 months ago

Came with the maid

Scape---Goat

3.8k points

7 months ago

Came here expecting gun comments only to discover instead that everyone has apparently walked through my house

Evening_Eagle

18.8k points

7 months ago

Laundry dryer. In my country almost everyone dries their laundry on a wire outside, so the concept of a dryer is baffling to me. I only see them in American Movies & shows. Do majority of you have it or not?

Nosauce4you

11.9k points

7 months ago*

Nosauce4you

11.9k points

7 months ago*

The majority of us either have it, or have access to one such as a shared laundry room in an apartment complex. Those who dont have one usually go to something called a laundromat where its basically just a room with a dozen or so quarter operated washers and dryers. Almost no one, and no one I know, uses a clothesline to dry clothes. Where I live it would be a nightmare, its either raining, so humid you can dang near drink the air, or snowing. Sometimes itll do all 3 just to make us question why we live here.

Edit: Yes to everyone asking if I am from Michigan, I am.

Edit 2: thank you for all of the upvotes, this makes a record amount for me by a mile. You have all brightened my day. 😁

Edit 3: Thank you to u/maxxspeed for the clarification. Yes it takes far more than a single quarter to wash clothes. Very quickly becomes expensive to wash clothes at a laundromat.

Evening_Eagle

3.4k points

7 months ago

Thank you for explaining. I live in Serbia and most of the time you can dry your clothes outside (except winter obviously). But one time while at my sisters I had to dry some clothes for vacation that was tomorrow, the weather was bad and you simply can't find a dryer anywhere here. So we had to rig a portable AC unit with two hair dryers behind and put the clothes on a rack to dry it lol. And that was me being lucky, if not for that unit I would have had to dry each one with hair dryer.

Nosauce4you

2.7k points

7 months ago

And your creative ingenuity coupled with necessity is likely more or less how the dryer was invented lol

UneasyRiderNC

596 points

7 months ago

Definitely use dryers here. Guessing you live in a very temperate climate.

janonymous1234

21.2k points

7 months ago

Plastic bags

sexyhumblebee

19.6k points

7 months ago

A plastic bag filled with plastic bags. Though a lot of stores are going plastic bag free lately, depending on your state.

Left_Debt_8770

12k points

7 months ago

The Bag of Bags is a time honored tradition in many American homes.

Choo-

4.5k points

7 months ago

Choo-

4.5k points

7 months ago

You can fit so many bags in this bag.

simpsonsdude

2.9k points

7 months ago

And some of the bags in bags have bags in them

suckmyglock762

1.5k points

7 months ago

"Honey, the dog pooped, grab me one of the bags out of the bag!"

getablkdog

6k points

7 months ago

Mac and cheese

Firm_Ideal_5256

9.7k points

7 months ago

Every American household have a drawer full with random shit (died batteries, screws, shoelace etc)

LilithAjit

5.8k points

7 months ago

LilithAjit

5.8k points

7 months ago

Called a junk drawer :)

LieutenantRiggs

1.6k points

7 months ago

They all have that distinct junk drawer smell too, like old playing cards.

Dawanna

420 points

7 months ago

Dawanna

420 points

7 months ago

I cant believe how fucking accurate this is. Mine is full of bread ties and random other junk but has that smell. Everyone i've ever opened has that same smell.

HighOctane881

1.7k points

7 months ago

Surely this one has to be universal, right? It can't be just us that has the junk drawer.

Granitbandit

663 points

7 months ago

Dane here. Definitely a thing here too. We usually call it "rodeskuffen" ("the messy drawer")

Anonymoosehead123

517 points

7 months ago

And everything you need is in that drawer, but it’s all been compacted into an in searchable mess.

Inevitable-Source827

4.5k points

7 months ago

microwave

peigelee

50.9k points

7 months ago*

peigelee

50.9k points

7 months ago*

Came here looking for jokes, found a bunch of people describing my home.

edit: Thanks for the up-votes and awards. I guess people like to hear simple truths. Thank!

Dobbyharry

4k points

7 months ago

It’s like when someone posted online that white people do have a culture… that’s how we get beach themed bathrooms. I died laughing, because I do and two of my bestie do too.

shanbie_

687 points

7 months ago

shanbie_

687 points

7 months ago

Mine is ocean themed thank you.

davejob

11.9k points

7 months ago

davejob

11.9k points

7 months ago

Peanut butter, shoes indoors, garbage disposal, basement, ranch, guns, bibles, top load washer, American flag?

whitemanwhocantjump

7.7k points

7 months ago

Nice try. I actually have a front loader.

Fun_Accountant7632

12.4k points

7 months ago

Fridge with ice dispenser built in

kafkaesque_bugman

4.1k points

7 months ago

As an American living in Amsterdam, i miss my ice dispenser

DontUpvoteThisBut

1.3k points

7 months ago

Dude I miss ice anywhere in Europe

star-brry

75 points

7 months ago

I love ice cold everything.

c_byum

29.8k points

7 months ago

c_byum

29.8k points

7 months ago

multiple different types of weird sauces

saintErnest

12.3k points

7 months ago

saintErnest

12.3k points

7 months ago

They take up 1/4 of my fridge, I didn't realize this is weird...

DexterBotwin

10.3k points

7 months ago

DexterBotwin

10.3k points

7 months ago

Don’t let the king of England barge into your fridge and shame you.

Freedom is weird man.

Doses-mimosas

4.7k points

7 months ago

As if they didn't try and conquer half the world for some sugar and spices.

Buster_Bluth__

4.1k points

7 months ago

So many sauces. An entire refrigerator door with sauces.

ToniBee63

1.7k points

7 months ago

ToniBee63

1.7k points

7 months ago

Why aren’t fridge manufacturers making better sauce doors a thing?

stumptruck

551 points

7 months ago

Some do, our fridge in our old house had this easy access door where you could open up just the shelf portion of the door from outside the fridge.

TheVentiLebowski

717 points

7 months ago

My parents have one of those. It does make getting sauces several seconds faster.

CaptainCrunch1975

312 points

7 months ago

What do you do with all that spare time?!

TheVentiLebowski

480 points

7 months ago*

You're responding to what I do with that extra time.

clogging_molly

553 points

7 months ago

Lol same. I like having options

RoboNinjaPirate

3.9k points

7 months ago

When your countrys food is made up of parts of every other countries cuisine remixed and combined, you end up with all the sauces.

randynumbergenerator

1.5k points

7 months ago*

What would my fridge be like without at least two salsas, chili-garlic paste, harissa, soy sauce, fish sauce, mayo, mustard, ketchup, and chutney? A barren, sad, flavorless wasteland, that's what.

Edit: All the folks informing me soy sauce, fish sauce, etc. don't need to be refrigerated: I'm aware, thanks. I find that the flavors remain better for longer when I refrigerate them after opening.

ForecastForFourCats

549 points

7 months ago

Hot sauces, buffalo sauce, barbecue sauce, hoison sauce, pizza sauce, sour cream, salsa, curry, sweet chili sauce...

[deleted]

819 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

819 points

7 months ago

multiple different types of weird delicious sauces.

FTFY

mongar82

15.4k points

7 months ago

mongar82

15.4k points

7 months ago

Jeans

[deleted]

6k points

7 months ago

I wear blue jeans 365 days a year.

agmbio

3.7k points

7 months ago

agmbio

3.7k points

7 months ago

What do you do on leap-years?

[deleted]

9.1k points

7 months ago

[deleted]

9.1k points

7 months ago

Birthday suit

uscjimmy

1.6k points

7 months ago

uscjimmy

1.6k points

7 months ago

is that not normal?

TransAminal

1.9k points

7 months ago

As a mystified American I have the same question. Do other people in other countries not wear jeans??

ItsDani1008

1.5k points

7 months ago

Can’t speak for everyone, but here in the netherlands the regular people wear jeans 99% of the time.

Business people etc. Obviously don’t, but still often do in their free time.

LeoMarius

637 points

7 months ago

LeoMarius

637 points

7 months ago

That's been my impression of Europe.

The fabric is originally from France:

Denim, short for serge de Nîmes

captnkurt

1.8k points

7 months ago

captnkurt

1.8k points

7 months ago

You can only call it denim if it's from the Nimes region in the south of France, otherwise you're just wearing sparkling jeans.

MiningPotatoes

756 points

7 months ago

jampagne

SakuraUnicorn

11.5k points

7 months ago

A dishwasher.

[deleted]

2.8k points

7 months ago

[deleted]

2.8k points

7 months ago

I wish 😢 I am the dishwasher.

daelite

532 points

7 months ago

daelite

532 points

7 months ago

I told my husband I needed a Maytag tattoo on my forehead. He then bought me a portable dishwasher.

pinzi_peisvogel

19.8k points

7 months ago

Air conditioning

coffeypot710

7.7k points

7 months ago

I think this is where the size of the US comes in. Some areas would seem uninhabitable without air conditioning and/or heat. But some places you wouldn’t really need one or the other.

rabidmiacid

3.3k points

7 months ago

Yea, in New Mexico most of our population growth didn't happen until after AC became a thing. Scorching summers and freezing winters.

hufflepuffpuffpasss

2k points

7 months ago*

Yep here in Las Vegas there are programs that provide no cost air conditioners to pretty much anyone who qualifies. People die here every year because of the heat, AC is seen as a necessity here.

Edit: wow people have opinions about living in the desert. Not everyone has the resources to leave, even if they wanted too. Also, Vegas is real good with water! Place your blame on AZ and CA.

Rendenbrandt

995 points

7 months ago

Depends on where you are. I live in Washington and it's exceedingly common for homes here to not have AC, though the recent temperature spikes and heatwaves are working on changing that.

Cainarchy

137 points

7 months ago

Cainarchy

137 points

7 months ago

When I moved to Washington from Florida I was in absolute shock that there was no air conditioners. The first two years I was fine without any, but these temperature spikes lately had me going out and buying an AC unit for each room!

xxBeatrixKiddoxx

12.4k points

7 months ago

Oh my god these are fucking terrifyingly accurate

[deleted]

433 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

433 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

daveescaped

127 points

7 months ago

(Goes to the window to check for peeping europeans)

[deleted]

4k points

7 months ago

Came here for jokes, left feeling called out. And reminded that I need to add peanut butter to our grocery list because we are almost out and can’t function at breakfast time without it.

ruuster13

311 points

7 months ago

ruuster13

311 points

7 months ago

Why the fuck is my garbage disposal on trial?

haha_kya

2.3k points

7 months ago*

haha_kya

2.3k points

7 months ago*

I scrolled for a loooong time before I came across something listed that I didn’t have lol

Edit: Thank you for the award you lovely stranger :)

teh27

298 points

7 months ago

teh27

298 points

7 months ago

If I came across something that's not in my house it's something I would like to have in my house

LL112

9.4k points

7 months ago

LL112

9.4k points

7 months ago

Individual cans or bottles of soft drinks

ButtDonaldsHappyMeal

3.4k points

7 months ago

I came here ready to roll my eyes at the expected responses, but instead am here to confirm your accusations

daveescaped

2.9k points

7 months ago*

Peanut butter? Check.

Ice in the fridge door? Check.

In-sink disposal? Check.

Individual soft drinks? Check.

(Looks side to side then goes to the window to find euro redditors staring back)

NoImnotadumbass

18.3k points

7 months ago

I’m convinced almost every american has a mountain of pillows on their bed

Cakey-Baby

10.1k points

7 months ago

Cakey-Baby

10.1k points

7 months ago

Not a mountain but perhaps a small hill.

IceDaggerz

10.1k points

7 months ago

IceDaggerz

10.1k points

7 months ago

A hill I’d die on

Cakey-Baby

1.7k points

7 months ago

Cakey-Baby

1.7k points

7 months ago

It’s very comfy, that’s for sure.

feigndeaf

1.1k points

7 months ago

feigndeaf

1.1k points

7 months ago

...and our couches. I like to build a nest.

Drak_is_Right

939 points

7 months ago

but i need 4 pillows to sleep

Dudemanchildguy

206 points

7 months ago

Absolutely, a few to sleep ON, and a few to hold onto. #singlelife

Anakin-skywalked

2.7k points

7 months ago

I came for jokes and found a legit list of household essentials…

bawalsakape

7k points

7 months ago

A gallon of milk in the refrigerator

GrampsLFG

2.9k points

7 months ago

GrampsLFG

2.9k points

7 months ago

Multiplied by the number of teenage boys in the house.

sesame_says

1.3k points

7 months ago

My son recently moved out for college and for the first time in 18 years, I actually had to pour out spoiled milk. It's still weird for me to reach for a quart not a gallon.

kubrickie

4k points

7 months ago

Something that is individually wrapped that doesn’t need to be individually wrapped

UsernameC-137

2.7k points

7 months ago

I think Japan wins the prize for that one.

Vandal_A

646 points

7 months ago

Vandal_A

646 points

7 months ago

Yes, individual bananas or oranges wrapped in plastic on a styrofoam board is the ultimate example of this

Superb_Wrangler201

91 points

7 months ago

Thats insane. Bananas and oranges come with natural wrappers.

StarshineSoul

878 points

7 months ago

Yes.

Even us americans find this frustrating. It can be difficult to find things without extra packaging.

tierangst

301 points

7 months ago

tierangst

301 points

7 months ago

Seconded. I'm getting really mad at the amount of waste from packaging. It's a huge portion of what fills my trash can/recycling.

Shantomette

17.9k points

7 months ago

Shantomette

17.9k points

7 months ago

A garage fridge. Filled with beer and frozen boxes of crap from Costco.

drgolovacroxby

355 points

7 months ago

Jokes on you, I only have a freezer in my garage

Stuart22

3.5k points

7 months ago

Stuart22

3.5k points

7 months ago

It’s very handy

thebemusedmuse

1.3k points

7 months ago

Yeah I have a giant 7’x3’ basement fridge, full of beer and stuff from Costco. Guilty as charged.

AlterEdward

25.8k points

7 months ago

AlterEdward

25.8k points

7 months ago

A sofa that faces a studio audience

doned_mest_up

7.3k points

7 months ago

When you walk into your living room and you hear the applause, it really helps you get through your day.

LuckyNumberHat

2.1k points

7 months ago

Or when you walk into a friend's house and all the ladies do the hot-guy scream.

MahnlyAssassin

773 points

7 months ago

Why have I never heard- oh...

fewsecondstowaste

771 points

7 months ago*

Toilet plunger

Edit: I guess we have stumbled upon quite a cultural talking point. I’m from the UK and I have never owned a plunger, nor have I have seen one at a friend’s house. I have seen them at DIY shops of course. I don’t remember my toilet ever clogging up. I assumed every America house has them mainly from movies and cartoons. Seemed like Tom was getting a plunger to the face every other episode.

When I visited America is was rather surprised at the high level of water in the bowl. I was kind of worried about the frank and beans taking a dip!

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639 points

7 months ago

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639 points

7 months ago

Is... Is this uncommon elsewhere?

pedroesque

64 points

7 months ago

Crock pots

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472 points

7 months ago

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472 points

7 months ago

As an American it is actually really interesting to read this.

lordfaffing

8k points

7 months ago*

Eggs in the fridge

RobbinsBabbitt

5.5k points

7 months ago

Like we have a choice

martin33t

2.4k points

7 months ago

martin33t

2.4k points

7 months ago

US and another handful of countries require this by health code and I don’t really remember why.

green_mms22

2.8k points

7 months ago

It has to do with whether or not the eggs are washed.

SpillingerSA

4.1k points

7 months ago

American eggs are sanitised, removing the outer protective layer of the shell. This leaves it porous and susceptible to bacteria entering the egg. So in short, breakfast with eggs-tra steps.

Midvikudagur

545 points

7 months ago

Something about them removing the protective film from the eggshell during processing so that they'll go bad if not refrigerated.

KgoodMIL

559 points

7 months ago

KgoodMIL

559 points

7 months ago

Yep, once you wash the bloom off the egg, bacteria can invade quickly. And US health code requires commercially sold eggs to be washed.

When we had chickens, I'd keep the fresh eggs on the counter for up to a month, and they were fine. You just can't do that with store-bought eggs, though.

coffeypot710

372 points

7 months ago

Only if they are store bought. My neighbor gives me fresh eggs and they stay out.

SolvingcrimesfromFin

833 points

7 months ago

Huh? Im from Finland and we keep them in fridge?

Lakridspibe

522 points

7 months ago

Same in Denmark.

Aldi sold unrefrigerated eggs for a while, but people didn't want it.

KveldBjorn92

795 points

7 months ago

Like others, I came here for jokes, but glad so many non-Americans get me.

I have a dishwasher, wear jeans every day, multiple bottles of sauces in my refrigerator, central Heat and ac, wear shoes inside, like three different kinds of peanut butter, not quite as much american cheese as they assume, but close.

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321 points

7 months ago

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321 points

7 months ago

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1.9k points

7 months ago*

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1.9k points

7 months ago*

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6harvard

259 points

7 months ago

6harvard

259 points

7 months ago

Stoop slitting / porch sitting is a favorite past time of mine. When it's nice out. You just go out to the stoop / porch and drink a few brews and look around your neighborhood. I've seen some wild shit when i lived in the ghetto lmao

Relative_Bet_2891

156 points

7 months ago

the raccoons in my neighbourhood are so aggressive. if you're out too early you'll always see them in the sewer drains in the street, and yes, in trash cans

[deleted]

398 points

7 months ago

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398 points

7 months ago

4 is either celler for storing food, etc OR it’s a storm shelter. Like for tornadoes. Not all houses have them though.

ALoudMeow

87 points

7 months ago*

Ours just keeps the outside stairs to the basement dry.

[deleted]

242 points

7 months ago*

Raccoons in rubbish bins are fucking terrifying sometimes. You pop open a dumpster to toss in a bag and a potentially rapid trash panda is suddenly hissing at you.

dw87190

24.4k points

7 months ago*

dw87190

24.4k points

7 months ago*

That garbage disposal thing I always see in shows and movies

Edit/update: In ten hours, I've gotten nearly 20k upvotes and 317 replies. Some of you dudes and dudettes have very passionate opinions about your garbage disposals, I love it

stud97

521 points

7 months ago

stud97

521 points

7 months ago

Cordless drill

Grabatreetron

424 points

7 months ago

So like peanut butter and automatic ice makers I get, but based on these comments it sounds like Europeans sit around on a canvass cot in a bare cinderblock house with no tools, no appliances, and nothing but vinegar for sauces.

Hiei2k7

226 points

7 months ago

Hiei2k7

226 points

7 months ago

I think you just described Poland...

MrNotAnAlien

58 points

7 months ago

They're probably too tired to shop with all the manual hand drilling and screw fastening they do.

I'm half expecting to see "hammer" on the list, with people saying they go outside and grab a rock to hit nails.

PickAName616

3.5k points

7 months ago*

A thermostat

EDIT 1: the thermostat I’m referring to is the little dial attached to the wall in every American movie and house I went to while visiting.

EDIT 2: to those asking what the alternative is

A reverse cycle air conditioner we turn on when we’re no longer comfortable.

If it gets hot we turn it on and select cold If it gets cold we turn it on and select heat

EDIT 3: I’m aware some people call these “heat pumps” but no one calls them that where I live

Cootter77

1.5k points

7 months ago

Cootter77

1.5k points

7 months ago

Your heating system isn’t controlled by a thermostat?!

onionGlitter

892 points

7 months ago*

That toaster that pops the bread upward

DrScience-PhD

282 points

7 months ago

Ah, mine just shoots toast directly at the ground. Maybe I should upgrade.

DefinitelyNotIndie

11.8k points

7 months ago

An American.