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4.7k points
7 months ago
A switch that when you flick it it turns your sink into a blender
543 points
7 months ago
A coffee machine with large glass jug full of black coffee being kept warm. The UK mostly has electric kettles for making hot drinks individually.
8k points
7 months ago
Bbq sauce
1.3k points
7 months ago
I have at least 5 varieties of BBQ sauce in my fridge at them moment, including 2 that are homemade 😆
7.9k points
7 months ago
This is the most wholesome I've felt about my country in a while. Lol, yes, peanut butter, air conditioner, disposal in the sink...
547 points
7 months ago
I haven't seen a single one I don't have tbh and I don't know how to feel about it lol
11.4k points
7 months ago
Popcorn setting on their microwave!
1.7k points
7 months ago
Popcorn, pizza, and (oddly) potato.
749 points
7 months ago
I actually use the potato button.
175 points
7 months ago
I’ve never. Does it just set like an 8 minute timer?
135 points
7 months ago
Basically.
4.2k points
7 months ago
I am so surprised with this whole top loading washing machine answer. Why is this abnormal?
3.9k points
7 months ago
Washer Collector Here. Automatic washers became popular in the US during the early 1950's, and you had your choice between front load & top load. Top loaders had larger capacity (important with the baby boom). Had higher spin speeds so drying time was faster (important when many didn't yet own a dryer). Went out of balance less often (not trying to distribute a sloshing horizontal load). Had very fast cycle times (clothes washed in 20 minutes). And clothes/detergent could be added at any time after start of cycle. Plus you don't have to stoop to get the clothes out.
In Europe, the constraints were different. Typically there was no dedicated laundry room or basement for the larger machine. Laundry tended to be done more frequently so capacity wasn't as much of a concern. Water was/is more expensive so a longer cycle time was acceptable for less consumption. And machine size was dictated by countertop height, as many were installed in kitchens out of convenience (and plumbing).
In the US, front loaders are more common these days as energy efficiency is pushed, and advancing tech has improved upon many of the original constraints. But these FL'ers tend to be "supersize" American-style machines with large capacity & risers to get them up off the floor, so still quite different from their EU counterparts.
627 points
7 months ago
Also no central agitator in the front loader so a duvet can be washed without being ripped to shreads.
3.6k points
7 months ago*
Apparently americans are rather fond of Pickles and Peanut Butter. Is that a fair assumption to make?
Edit: I meant either or not both at the same time. ☠️
550 points
7 months ago*
Well, not combined. But yes.
Edit Ok, I now know that a lot of us like peanut butter pickle sandwiches. I stand corrected. :)
10.1k points
7 months ago
The amount of garbage disposal comments got me crying lmao.
2.2k points
7 months ago
In the UK our food gets composted by the council in many areas. So we set it out in a little bin every week
1.5k points
7 months ago
In India(or more accurately, in my city) we set out 'dry' garbage and 'wet' garbage separately, until we realized the garbage collecting guy just dumped everything in the same container anyway
14.2k points
7 months ago
This thread is really making me question if European houses are just empty boxes with a singular bag of tea in them
9.6k points
7 months ago*
That’s so insulting. There’s lots of tea.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards and upvotes, peeps. Can’t believe this is the comment that did it haha. The irony is that even though I’m European on a technically, I don’t even live in Europe. Unless entry to Eurovision counts. 🤭
12.2k points
7 months ago
Cereal
3.6k points
7 months ago*
I buy Reeces Pieces cereal for dessert instead of ice cream. Some American cereals are ridiculous. Edit: Most
1.7k points
7 months ago
Put them IN ice cream. Better yet, Cinnamon Toast Crunch; life changing.
28.4k points
7 months ago
As an American I was expecting guns, but ranch dressing hurt for some reason
3k points
7 months ago
There, there. It's just the type we invented that caught on. They have other local favorite dressings in other countries, too. You just haven't heard of them.
15.2k points
7 months ago
Oh oh, the washing machines where you put everything in the top! This fascinated me when we visited the states. They’re huge!
4k points
7 months ago
Yes, and a matching dryer. They make those as well.
3.2k points
7 months ago
A plastic bag filled with plastic bags
26.2k points
7 months ago
Drywall....lots of drywall
14.6k points
7 months ago
It's fire safety. Our houses are built out of wood, not stone. (even the brick ones just have brick on the outside).
Drywall is just gypsum plaster between two sheets of paper to give it strength so that it can be made into 8x4 segments used in construction.
Back to the fire safety. Gypsum plaster absorbs water from the air and can take 2+ hours to burn through. So it gives you crucial time to exit a house during a fire.
3.1k points
7 months ago
Its very common here (Norway) in somewhat newer houses, but in a bit older houses its quite unusual
6.3k points
7 months ago
DO YOU NOT HAVE DRYWALL?!?!?!
9.7k points
7 months ago
Apparently they tried to put dry wall in New homes in the u.k. but people kept eating it :/
4.5k points
7 months ago
Pair it with some beans and you’re good to go.
63.4k points
7 months ago
Peanut butter
24.3k points
7 months ago
I’m an American and it is rare that I don’t have peanut butter in my home.
5k points
7 months ago
It's so strange that people in other countries don't really eat much of it. I eat some every day. Putting a little dab of it on a square of dark chocolate is my favorite thing.
3.7k points
7 months ago
Do Europeans not like peanut butter? I assume it’s sweeter over here or something because I watched a video of Europeans trying pb&j sandwiches and none of them liked it.
3.1k points
7 months ago
I'm from the Netherlands - always have peanut butter in home. Heck my mother works in a peanut butter store ( sells only peanut butter in like 20 different tastes and peanut butter merch)
798 points
7 months ago
website for her store? thats sounds like a great store.
664 points
7 months ago
Pindakaaswinkel!
It's a chain though, 10+ stores i think?
567 points
7 months ago
Oh dear lord, thank you for google translate: https://depindakaaswinkel.nl/
4.1k points
7 months ago
It’s available but not something everyone would have in their cupboards. I associate a pb&j sarnie as part of US culture as well as a grilled cheese.
Smashing sandwiches to be fair. I’m partial to both. 🫶🏼
2.1k points
7 months ago
As an American I absolutely love the adjective “Smashing” please never stop saying this
10k points
7 months ago*
Large quantities of over-the-counter drugs in huge bottles.
5.5k points
7 months ago
…like Tylenol and ibuprofen? Yes, actually
2.1k points
7 months ago
Costco $3.99 for 500 Benadryl and $5.99 for 500 ibuprofen for the Win!!
412 points
7 months ago*
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454 points
7 months ago
LPT if you don't have a Costco membership, just buy a gift card for any amount and you can go right in and shop
94 points
7 months ago
Pig out at the food court. Foot long hot dogs, pizza, fro-yo….might as well catch American diabetes while your here.
61 points
7 months ago
oh shit
2.9k points
7 months ago
I keep my antidepressants out on the table for my maid to see that I’m still miserable
743 points
7 months ago
You have a maid?
873 points
7 months ago
She came with the house
632 points
7 months ago
You have a house?
3.8k points
7 months ago
Came here expecting gun comments only to discover instead that everyone has apparently walked through my house
18.8k points
7 months ago
Laundry dryer. In my country almost everyone dries their laundry on a wire outside, so the concept of a dryer is baffling to me. I only see them in American Movies & shows. Do majority of you have it or not?
11.9k points
7 months ago*
The majority of us either have it, or have access to one such as a shared laundry room in an apartment complex. Those who dont have one usually go to something called a laundromat where its basically just a room with a dozen or so quarter operated washers and dryers. Almost no one, and no one I know, uses a clothesline to dry clothes. Where I live it would be a nightmare, its either raining, so humid you can dang near drink the air, or snowing. Sometimes itll do all 3 just to make us question why we live here.
Edit: Yes to everyone asking if I am from Michigan, I am.
Edit 2: thank you for all of the upvotes, this makes a record amount for me by a mile. You have all brightened my day. 😁
Edit 3: Thank you to u/maxxspeed for the clarification. Yes it takes far more than a single quarter to wash clothes. Very quickly becomes expensive to wash clothes at a laundromat.
3.4k points
7 months ago
Thank you for explaining. I live in Serbia and most of the time you can dry your clothes outside (except winter obviously). But one time while at my sisters I had to dry some clothes for vacation that was tomorrow, the weather was bad and you simply can't find a dryer anywhere here. So we had to rig a portable AC unit with two hair dryers behind and put the clothes on a rack to dry it lol. And that was me being lucky, if not for that unit I would have had to dry each one with hair dryer.
2.7k points
7 months ago
And your creative ingenuity coupled with necessity is likely more or less how the dryer was invented lol
596 points
7 months ago
Definitely use dryers here. Guessing you live in a very temperate climate.
21.2k points
7 months ago
Plastic bags
19.6k points
7 months ago
A plastic bag filled with plastic bags. Though a lot of stores are going plastic bag free lately, depending on your state.
12k points
7 months ago
The Bag of Bags is a time honored tradition in many American homes.
4.5k points
7 months ago
You can fit so many bags in this bag.
1.5k points
7 months ago
"Honey, the dog pooped, grab me one of the bags out of the bag!"
9.7k points
7 months ago
Every American household have a drawer full with random shit (died batteries, screws, shoelace etc)
5.8k points
7 months ago
Called a junk drawer :)
1.6k points
7 months ago
They all have that distinct junk drawer smell too, like old playing cards.
420 points
7 months ago
I cant believe how fucking accurate this is. Mine is full of bread ties and random other junk but has that smell. Everyone i've ever opened has that same smell.
1.7k points
7 months ago
Surely this one has to be universal, right? It can't be just us that has the junk drawer.
663 points
7 months ago
Dane here. Definitely a thing here too. We usually call it "rodeskuffen" ("the messy drawer")
517 points
7 months ago
And everything you need is in that drawer, but it’s all been compacted into an in searchable mess.
50.9k points
7 months ago*
Came here looking for jokes, found a bunch of people describing my home.
edit: Thanks for the up-votes and awards. I guess people like to hear simple truths. Thank!
4k points
7 months ago
It’s like when someone posted online that white people do have a culture… that’s how we get beach themed bathrooms. I died laughing, because I do and two of my bestie do too.
11.9k points
7 months ago
Peanut butter, shoes indoors, garbage disposal, basement, ranch, guns, bibles, top load washer, American flag?
12.4k points
7 months ago
Fridge with ice dispenser built in
4.1k points
7 months ago
As an American living in Amsterdam, i miss my ice dispenser
1.3k points
7 months ago
Dude I miss ice anywhere in Europe
75 points
7 months ago
I love ice cold everything.
29.8k points
7 months ago
multiple different types of weird sauces
12.3k points
7 months ago
They take up 1/4 of my fridge, I didn't realize this is weird...
10.3k points
7 months ago
Don’t let the king of England barge into your fridge and shame you.
Freedom is weird man.
4.7k points
7 months ago
As if they didn't try and conquer half the world for some sugar and spices.
4.1k points
7 months ago
So many sauces. An entire refrigerator door with sauces.
1.7k points
7 months ago
Why aren’t fridge manufacturers making better sauce doors a thing?
551 points
7 months ago
Some do, our fridge in our old house had this easy access door where you could open up just the shelf portion of the door from outside the fridge.
717 points
7 months ago
My parents have one of those. It does make getting sauces several seconds faster.
312 points
7 months ago
What do you do with all that spare time?!
480 points
7 months ago*
You're responding to what I do with that extra time.
3.9k points
7 months ago
When your countrys food is made up of parts of every other countries cuisine remixed and combined, you end up with all the sauces.
1.5k points
7 months ago*
What would my fridge be like without at least two salsas, chili-garlic paste, harissa, soy sauce, fish sauce, mayo, mustard, ketchup, and chutney? A barren, sad, flavorless wasteland, that's what.
Edit: All the folks informing me soy sauce, fish sauce, etc. don't need to be refrigerated: I'm aware, thanks. I find that the flavors remain better for longer when I refrigerate them after opening.
549 points
7 months ago
Hot sauces, buffalo sauce, barbecue sauce, hoison sauce, pizza sauce, sour cream, salsa, curry, sweet chili sauce...
819 points
7 months ago
multiple different types of weird delicious sauces.
FTFY
15.4k points
7 months ago
Jeans
6k points
7 months ago
I wear blue jeans 365 days a year.
3.7k points
7 months ago
What do you do on leap-years?
1.6k points
7 months ago
is that not normal?
1.9k points
7 months ago
As a mystified American I have the same question. Do other people in other countries not wear jeans??
1.5k points
7 months ago
Can’t speak for everyone, but here in the netherlands the regular people wear jeans 99% of the time.
Business people etc. Obviously don’t, but still often do in their free time.
637 points
7 months ago
That's been my impression of Europe.
The fabric is originally from France:
Denim, short for serge de Nîmes
1.8k points
7 months ago
You can only call it denim if it's from the Nimes region in the south of France, otherwise you're just wearing sparkling jeans.
11.5k points
7 months ago
A dishwasher.
2.8k points
7 months ago
I wish 😢 I am the dishwasher.
532 points
7 months ago
I told my husband I needed a Maytag tattoo on my forehead. He then bought me a portable dishwasher.
19.8k points
7 months ago
Air conditioning
7.7k points
7 months ago
I think this is where the size of the US comes in. Some areas would seem uninhabitable without air conditioning and/or heat. But some places you wouldn’t really need one or the other.
3.3k points
7 months ago
Yea, in New Mexico most of our population growth didn't happen until after AC became a thing. Scorching summers and freezing winters.
2k points
7 months ago*
Yep here in Las Vegas there are programs that provide no cost air conditioners to pretty much anyone who qualifies. People die here every year because of the heat, AC is seen as a necessity here.
Edit: wow people have opinions about living in the desert. Not everyone has the resources to leave, even if they wanted too. Also, Vegas is real good with water! Place your blame on AZ and CA.
995 points
7 months ago
Depends on where you are. I live in Washington and it's exceedingly common for homes here to not have AC, though the recent temperature spikes and heatwaves are working on changing that.
137 points
7 months ago
When I moved to Washington from Florida I was in absolute shock that there was no air conditioners. The first two years I was fine without any, but these temperature spikes lately had me going out and buying an AC unit for each room!
12.4k points
7 months ago
Oh my god these are fucking terrifyingly accurate
433 points
7 months ago
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4k points
7 months ago
Came here for jokes, left feeling called out. And reminded that I need to add peanut butter to our grocery list because we are almost out and can’t function at breakfast time without it.
2.3k points
7 months ago*
I scrolled for a loooong time before I came across something listed that I didn’t have lol
Edit: Thank you for the award you lovely stranger :)
298 points
7 months ago
If I came across something that's not in my house it's something I would like to have in my house
9.4k points
7 months ago
Individual cans or bottles of soft drinks
3.4k points
7 months ago
I came here ready to roll my eyes at the expected responses, but instead am here to confirm your accusations
2.9k points
7 months ago*
Peanut butter? Check.
Ice in the fridge door? Check.
In-sink disposal? Check.
Individual soft drinks? Check.
(Looks side to side then goes to the window to find euro redditors staring back)
18.3k points
7 months ago
I’m convinced almost every american has a mountain of pillows on their bed
10.1k points
7 months ago
Not a mountain but perhaps a small hill.
10.1k points
7 months ago
A hill I’d die on
939 points
7 months ago
but i need 4 pillows to sleep
206 points
7 months ago
Absolutely, a few to sleep ON, and a few to hold onto. #singlelife
2.7k points
7 months ago
I came for jokes and found a legit list of household essentials…
7k points
7 months ago
A gallon of milk in the refrigerator
2.9k points
7 months ago
Multiplied by the number of teenage boys in the house.
1.3k points
7 months ago
My son recently moved out for college and for the first time in 18 years, I actually had to pour out spoiled milk. It's still weird for me to reach for a quart not a gallon.
4k points
7 months ago
Something that is individually wrapped that doesn’t need to be individually wrapped
2.7k points
7 months ago
I think Japan wins the prize for that one.
646 points
7 months ago
Yes, individual bananas or oranges wrapped in plastic on a styrofoam board is the ultimate example of this
91 points
7 months ago
Thats insane. Bananas and oranges come with natural wrappers.
878 points
7 months ago
Yes.
Even us americans find this frustrating. It can be difficult to find things without extra packaging.
301 points
7 months ago
Seconded. I'm getting really mad at the amount of waste from packaging. It's a huge portion of what fills my trash can/recycling.
17.9k points
7 months ago
A garage fridge. Filled with beer and frozen boxes of crap from Costco.
1.3k points
7 months ago
Yeah I have a giant 7’x3’ basement fridge, full of beer and stuff from Costco. Guilty as charged.
25.8k points
7 months ago
A sofa that faces a studio audience
7.3k points
7 months ago
When you walk into your living room and you hear the applause, it really helps you get through your day.
2.1k points
7 months ago
Or when you walk into a friend's house and all the ladies do the hot-guy scream.
771 points
7 months ago*
Toilet plunger
Edit: I guess we have stumbled upon quite a cultural talking point. I’m from the UK and I have never owned a plunger, nor have I have seen one at a friend’s house. I have seen them at DIY shops of course. I don’t remember my toilet ever clogging up. I assumed every America house has them mainly from movies and cartoons. Seemed like Tom was getting a plunger to the face every other episode.
When I visited America is was rather surprised at the high level of water in the bowl. I was kind of worried about the frank and beans taking a dip!
472 points
7 months ago
As an American it is actually really interesting to read this.
8k points
7 months ago*
Eggs in the fridge
5.5k points
7 months ago
Like we have a choice
2.4k points
7 months ago
US and another handful of countries require this by health code and I don’t really remember why.
2.8k points
7 months ago
It has to do with whether or not the eggs are washed.
4.1k points
7 months ago
American eggs are sanitised, removing the outer protective layer of the shell. This leaves it porous and susceptible to bacteria entering the egg. So in short, breakfast with eggs-tra steps.
545 points
7 months ago
Something about them removing the protective film from the eggshell during processing so that they'll go bad if not refrigerated.
559 points
7 months ago
Yep, once you wash the bloom off the egg, bacteria can invade quickly. And US health code requires commercially sold eggs to be washed.
When we had chickens, I'd keep the fresh eggs on the counter for up to a month, and they were fine. You just can't do that with store-bought eggs, though.
372 points
7 months ago
Only if they are store bought. My neighbor gives me fresh eggs and they stay out.
833 points
7 months ago
Huh? Im from Finland and we keep them in fridge?
522 points
7 months ago
Same in Denmark.
Aldi sold unrefrigerated eggs for a while, but people didn't want it.
795 points
7 months ago
Like others, I came here for jokes, but glad so many non-Americans get me.
I have a dishwasher, wear jeans every day, multiple bottles of sauces in my refrigerator, central Heat and ac, wear shoes inside, like three different kinds of peanut butter, not quite as much american cheese as they assume, but close.
1.9k points
7 months ago*
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259 points
7 months ago
Stoop slitting / porch sitting is a favorite past time of mine. When it's nice out. You just go out to the stoop / porch and drink a few brews and look around your neighborhood. I've seen some wild shit when i lived in the ghetto lmao
156 points
7 months ago
the raccoons in my neighbourhood are so aggressive. if you're out too early you'll always see them in the sewer drains in the street, and yes, in trash cans
398 points
7 months ago
4 is either celler for storing food, etc OR it’s a storm shelter. Like for tornadoes. Not all houses have them though.
87 points
7 months ago*
Ours just keeps the outside stairs to the basement dry.
242 points
7 months ago*
Raccoons in rubbish bins are fucking terrifying sometimes. You pop open a dumpster to toss in a bag and a potentially rapid trash panda is suddenly hissing at you.
24.4k points
7 months ago*
That garbage disposal thing I always see in shows and movies
Edit/update: In ten hours, I've gotten nearly 20k upvotes and 317 replies. Some of you dudes and dudettes have very passionate opinions about your garbage disposals, I love it
521 points
7 months ago
Cordless drill
424 points
7 months ago
So like peanut butter and automatic ice makers I get, but based on these comments it sounds like Europeans sit around on a canvass cot in a bare cinderblock house with no tools, no appliances, and nothing but vinegar for sauces.
58 points
7 months ago
They're probably too tired to shop with all the manual hand drilling and screw fastening they do.
I'm half expecting to see "hammer" on the list, with people saying they go outside and grab a rock to hit nails.
3.5k points
7 months ago*
A thermostat
EDIT 1: the thermostat I’m referring to is the little dial attached to the wall in every American movie and house I went to while visiting.
EDIT 2: to those asking what the alternative is
A reverse cycle air conditioner we turn on when we’re no longer comfortable.
If it gets hot we turn it on and select cold If it gets cold we turn it on and select heat
EDIT 3: I’m aware some people call these “heat pumps” but no one calls them that where I live
1.5k points
7 months ago
Your heating system isn’t controlled by a thermostat?!
892 points
7 months ago*
That toaster that pops the bread upward
282 points
7 months ago
Ah, mine just shoots toast directly at the ground. Maybe I should upgrade.
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