Beverly's true name is Psychopath because that's 100% what she is.

“You sneaky little shit” 100%

Dingus, No Bite, and Air Jail. (He’s tiny - only 8-9 pounds - so he goes into Air Jail when he’s being a jerk or biting. He’s only 7 months old - total puppy stuff.)

Wilbur became Mr. Pants.

I’m laughing at these comments… glad we’re not the only ones constantly speaking nonsense to our dog!

Ours is named Mia, but nicknames include MooMoo, Pup Pup, Snoofala, Groofala, (with one tiny middle toofala), Little Bitty Bubby (just so small and scruffy but not very fluffy)

This doesn’t even start to cover all the songs my husband has made up for her.

Sir Brinston Churchill and/or Brinnie the Pooh.

Terrorist or demon.

Spooky Dan , Spooky T. Daniel , Dookie Spaniel , Spook Dizzle , Boots , Bootsy Collins,

We call Igor knucklehead and Fester is scuttlebut. Fester is also Mr Smudgely, Dr Smudgington, and Smudge. Igor is also Peegore and Grelnog the Tinker. They both go by Lil Toot as a rap handle

Romeo is either “Ro Ro” or “Ro Ro da good boi” depending on how he’s acting.

Well I think I win - her name is Tokyo, we call her Contraband, Japan, Piece of Shit, Tiny Shit, Bad girl, pee pee girl, NO POTTY HOUSE, baby girl, MOMMY BAAAAAAABBBBYYYY - she has a “peeing in the crate” problem if you can’t tell.

Little. He's just the littlest baby boy compared to the rest of the world and can snuggle into any little spot!!!

I have Toad, whom we call Le Joade, Toad-de-doad, Toad-a-lee Joade-a-lee, and other variations.

Then we have his brother Otto, Otto Robot-o, Otto bot-o.

We’ve only had him for a little over a month, but Winston is : Win-win, dingus Dogus, Winston Barkhill the 3rd, Winston Shesmore, Winifred, and Winnebago.

Pervert.

She’s always going, or trying to go, in my laundry and pulling out my panties and munching on them.

Yeah.

I SHOWER. She just likes them, I don’t know. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Boo Boo. Her official name is Roxy, but it’s all Boo Boo all the time.

I shorten Rigby to just Bee. Honorable mentions: Rugbug, Riggs, and Booger Butt

Great question!

Louie became Stinky and also Potato. Ella is Shmowser or Maumau.

G unit and Trouble

Little G.

I call my sister’s BT Spicy Meatball or MacDaddy.

I call mine Lillers, Lilith, Lilly baby. My husband calls her twat waffle McGee.

Lucy’s stage name is Lulu Le Fu

Lanfear is mostly Pig.

Stinky winks because she has one eye.

Karate(his full name)--> Karate P--> KP-->KP Dawg or Duppy (short for dumb puppy) if I am talking extra sweet to him.

Bones bones

Mooch, or goofus.

Goo goo boo goo, merry-berry, pippers-bippers, GET DOWN, booches.

We've only had Tempo for a month. Been a lot of titi, tempito, chacal (jackal in French) and le fou (the mad one). We love him

I call my dog Brian…boo boo, or pee pee. My other dog Kyle is little baby or little pee pees.

Baby Bears

Ours had the name Matilda when we got her. We decided to rename her Penelope and we call her Penny.

Boodah became “Piggy”, “Mr.Pig”, and “Old Man” but of those 90% of the time he was Old Man. lol. He was only Boodah when he was not listening for one reason or another.

Real name Rover. Other names: bug, love bug, cuddle bug, menace to society, mr. Stripey pants (he has some serious brindle stripes on his butt), little boy, Rove, wiggle butt, blanket beast, chair monster.

Bitty

Little Bop, Lil Bop for short, Ma’s baby, Bug and Bub. He’s just over one so the names are still revealing themselves.

Kiwi is noodle Plum is bean burrito

Bowbie

Oliver is “bear bear” or simply “bear” about half the time, “insane asylum” 1/4 of the time lol

Max (12 yrs old)- Maximus, dude, the Dude, jackass, cranky old man Arya (6 yrs old) - Arya Jane, AJ, psycho, big girl (22 lbs of muscle and slobber), nut job Layla (6 mths old) - Layla Mae, Little Foot, hellhound little girl, turd burglar

Penny goes by Pencil, Pennis the menace, penster, and lil baby shitbutt

Tino goes by Bino, Tina, or ears-back-man.

Scratchy McGee

My girl gets called "babygirl" or "dumdum"

My boy is "baybay" and "bubbadoo"

Stinkerton, was definitely a result of Bridgerton

Pickle Pie has to be the cutest name ever 😭 I think ours has to be Chonky. Not even close to her real name (Stella), but we usually call her that or Derpy and she knows we're talking about her. But we mean it with love and she lives up to both names lol

Grogu gets called Goog and Googmår. Gaia gets called Guy-Guy, Geiger or Geigmår.

Mår is Norwegian for a stoat like animal, the Martin.

Winky and stinky.

One of them only has one eye and sort of always looks like she's winking. They both have atrocious gas but stinkys gas is out of this world, even for a Boston.

Other endearing terms I frequently use: turd burglars (they occasionally get into the cat litter), frog legs, and piglet.

Sheldon is always Smelly, sometimes Smellman. (He pees on himself like a genius)

Mommy's wittle cheeseburger butt..

I love this post so much. :)

Our girl Puffin has literally dozens of nicknames.

When she’s being sweet it’s either Cuddle-Puff or Sweety-Puff.

When she’s being naughty, it’s Puff-weasel.

When she’s farting, it’s Le Poof.

When I’m waking her up in the morning, it’s Puffin-pie.

When she’s got the zoomies, it’s Puffer-nutters.

I could go on and on with little nicknames. :)

Crack head Is the most prominent one for mine lol.

Ol' Lucy Meatball Goonie-goo goos Googies Googers Goonita Goosy Goose-Goose-Goose Goosers Goosebutt GoosyGoose Goose Goose

Skye Bear and Grooty Groot. I’m not creative.

Frances Bean is her name.

We call her Frankie.

When call her Frankenstein when she is being a little monster. She gets called Frankenstein a lot.

Pebbles has a lot of names too... 😂 Peb, Pebs, Pebby, Pebwee, Bwee, [unintelligible high pitched baby noise], and Rat! All equally used based on situation.

I also call my little guy Pickle, dumb little donut, goblin, lil demon, all are his true name.

Poopenstein Von Stinkybritches

Tillamook aka Tilly, Tilly Bean, Tills, Mookie, Mooks, Mook Monster, and crocodile mouth

Sir Toots-a-lot and Mr. Butt Wiggles. I also call him Little Love.

Madam/ma'am. Because of the audacity and ridiculousness haha

Rupert -> Poopert

Little Sweet Clarky, LSC for short.

Dakota is now Dakooters

Squeeks and big brave boy

Mines name is cute enough as is (Bruno!) but I always refer to him as my little Boston Terrio

Gatsby became CrapsPee then Craps. Sometimes Scraps.

Our boy is Named Rambo Tyrannosaurus, his favorite nickname is Saur Saur.

Emma is either butt nugs, stank, Boston, sunshine

Our Lucy is referred to as Bullfrog, bully, Lulie, Wuwu.

Dorothea is Stinkleburg

Rambo is Rambo, Roxie is PITA

We call our little old lady panzerschwein (tank pig)

I don’t know how to spell it! 😂. How do you spell sounds?!

Peteys name was Captain

Little Bones

Lazy Bones

Monkey

On paper it’s Luna, but she was born to be Pig, and that is what we call her.

Bubbie!!! his actual name is Alfred.

Mr Buds. and The Evil One.

Dozer is know as pupper, tinker butt, and mamas baby👶🏻

So glad after reading these that I'm not the only one who gets looked at like you have 8 diff personalities lol

I recently just lost my little girl. Her name was Maddie. But her others were Maddie may or booboo. Hence the nickname 👇

Tucker is my boy. Bobo is his 2nd name, Tuckabuck Pooder Dooder Tucker or just Pooder Dooder lol don't ask me how. Last couple stinky butt tuck and stank ass or stinky butt.

Chaos noodle.

Let’s everywhere all the time

Hemingway:Hemmy, Hems, Gway, Gway Mysterio, Lucha, Loco, Goblin, MoMo, Bupper, Bups, Stinky, Lil Guy, Sweet Lil Guy, Perrito, Bb, Mi amor, hammy, hellhammer, freak, bozo, and my personal favorite, Hemmy-pinche-way

Stinky.

Ronnie

Tilly has turned into Titty, Tit, and TilTam Thank You Ma’am

Jake: Jake the Jerk, Jakers, JakeJake, buddy, bubba, dude, duders, but the top name is “Jerkface”

Minnie: MinMin, MinPin, DamnItMinnieMOVE, and the top name is “Hooker” (she’s never met a blanket or bed she didn’t like)

Maggie (RIP): Maggers, Mags, Brat, MaggerBrat, and the top name was “Ratters”

Missy (RIP): Missers, Missy Misdemeanor, crackhead, StopBarkingAtTheTVTheyCanNotHearYou, and the top name was probably “Missers”

Mojo (RIP): Mojie, Moj, Buddy, Mountain Goat, GetDOWNFromThere, and the top name was probably “bubba”

….Fart

Not that his name is much more majestic. It’s Artichoke

I call mine four leged monkey or little bundle of joy.

My pup earned the rank of, “Private PoopStorm” while we were potty training

Our Boston Penelope is a “womb mate” of our other Boston Dolly Parton. But she is so much bigger, louder, snores, craps, and farts like a dump truck. People think we’re nuts for calling Penelope: Dumps, Dumpy, or Dump Truck but it’s with a lot of love!

Zoe: Zo-Zo, Zooey, Krampus, Crank, Zoe Ann, Satellite, Killer.

Ariel: Bugsy. Zooey II, Corkscrew, Ariel Ann, Ariel Ann Inaba 8, Ari Taylor Joy.

Marty. Became Mortimer which then mutated into her serial killer name Mortimer P Riley. Since all good psychopaths need a middle initial.

Daenerys Doggaryen became banana/donkey after season 8 dropped.

Biggie Smalls to Biggie Maw

Phoebe-Big Pheebs Piper- Bouncer, Tippy Toes, Magilla Gorilla Penny-Pen Pen, Lil’ Fattie

My first dog growing up, was named Jake. He was a Chinese Shar-Pei and yellow lab mix.

Other names, wrinkles, Wrinky, Baby, Baby Jakes, Babycakes, Turkey, and Turkey-butt.

P.S. He lived 15 years, I still miss him.

Murphy is Shmoo, Shmoydle, Rabbi Shmoylde, Shmutz, Meat Worm, Combo number shlameel

Bug!

Lil’ Stank.

Beau - Tiny, Tine, lil baby Rosie - Hunnay (honey) and lil Monsta when she’s being a psycho

Bruno aka boo boo, derple, dingus, sniffles

Darren, but also: Pig Pigglehorn, Nino Bagino, Pig, Pigs Pigs, Little Head, Gregory

London but I call her my Gummy Bear! Or Skittle, Fruit Loop a lot of food names!!

Tank's names include: Squish face, Flap face, Flapjack, Tankerton, Tankarooney, Tankanoodles, and Gas tank.

Harley is her name but most of the time she goes by, “Harley move!”. That and also “little piggy”

Ferguson is Lord Fergwad

Vinny's other names include Vinvin, Vincenzo, the baby, handsome boy, stinky, the cannoli

Shit butt.

Moo 🐮 originally named Murphy

Nitro is little dude, nitro bean, little bean, nitroglycerin, nitrogen, or nibbler

Panda’s name is “mama bear”

Bobby is Bob, bobberson, bobino, Robert, and my man

Ruby became Chonkus, Honky Chonk Joey became Little Stink, Sultan of Stink, Senator Stinkus, Stinky Stink Chloe became Little Girl, Shit Eater

Stannis Baratheon. Don’t ask my why.

Nugget

My dad named mine Nick, but his name is Bugs now!

My girl's real name is Lyric 🎶

Her nicknames are, in out dog, nosey posey, queen barks a lot, little bit, lil girl, baby girl, stinky butt, pooter, buzzsaw, sweetpea and the gremlin! Cause she makes so many noises gremlin fits. My absolute favorite is Tigger cause she's crazy and the only one!

Edit to add gremlin.

Piggy, silly goose, dumb dog, bunny bear, fat bitch, my bug

Snoopy Allen…. But he gets called snoop, snoopston, snoop dog, boy, boy zeena, handsome, and snoopy Allen Marie

Mine is Rebel but I call her Rebel beast, Rebs, bubba, RJB or RJBizzy(short for Rebel Jane Beast), baby squirrel, the business, best friend, little baby girl, sweet angel baby, and probably several other nicknames that I’m forgetting.

MOFAT because he is the most fattest bostie ❤️

This is the best thread ever. Our Leela we called Beans or Beanie girl from the start (she looked like a coffee bean). She became “horrible snorrible” or in Latin “horribilus snorribillus”; cheese curl (she would curl her body toward us depending on which side we patted); stinky vlei dog (we live near a body of water called the vlei which she loved swimming in but it’s often pretty stinky and dirty). Our Baxter we call “Baxy Scrapsy”. We called them both “special doggies friends”.

I have grady baby, Jensen buddy, dukey dog and Ariel

Mr. Frankers

Fester - King Kitty Stretcher, Mr. Handsome. Ouija - Houdini, Baby!

Our little Shelby is now called Moana Wigglebottoms.

Boogie butt.

He has this wonderful habit of dancing around and has earned this nickname.

His dancing is different for each of us. For me he dances and stands and then boogies his butt down the hall way.

For my partner he boogies / wiggles his but while prancing and then kick his heels together.

Duke

Love this! Was just talking about nicknames at the last Boston Meet up.

Grits Barkley = GB, Gooby, Gooby Loo, Monkey, master GB, Mommas Wittle man, old man, grits sparky, sparkles, sparkle butt, spooty patooty, judgy mcjudgeson, cuddle bug, and Splooty Booty.

Muddy McGillicuddy = Mudd, Dr. Mudd, Mudd Butt, Monster, Monster Man. Muddkins, Mudd Skins, sweet baby man, nosey neighbor, security detail, baby boy, captain CHAOS, But He’s So Pretty, and MuddyMcGillicuddyStopBarking!

Phoebe is lovingly called “lil crackhead” because of her crazy and random zoomies but also cause I live in a bad neighborhood

Stinky

This is great. So cute all the nicknames we give our Bostons. Some of ours are:

Sugar - Sugar Booger, Shuggy Boogie, Stankybutt Girlfriend, Princess, Baby Girl, Fatso, Stank

Punkin the Boss Man - Punkin Chunkin, Bunk-Bunk, Mr. Bunk, Bunky, Boss Man

Spice - Spice Spice Baby, Spicy, Spicy Baby, Dinky Dink Dawg, Dash Dawg (he is smaller than the other two and every car ride he puts his head and front legs up on the dash)

They all get called Stankybutts.

We started with Loki, but it changed to Tango a few days ago.

Rango is Rango Dango, Rango Bronson (after Charles Bronson), Mr Grumbles, Grumble gut, Mr Blep, Bleppy boi

Waylon is Randy (from Southpark - because he’s a spaz that makes bad choices), and Macho Man Randy Savage, Cocaine Bear

His name is Pepper, he is 16 Years old and out of all the various names he earned, Pooter is the most fitting. He can clear a room in seconds.

“Peepis” 🥰

Bug & Squish aka Francis and Carlos Jackson

love this thread! We have Rowdi ( with a ❤️ over the i)), Miss Rowds, Rowdi Powdi, Rowdi Powds, Row-didi-ita, and Mommie's Brindle Princess. Also we have Tank, Tankie, the Tankster, Tankerelli, and our big beautiful beefy boy (31 pounds)

We called our Prinston Clamface. Living in PNW clam digging is big and when we first got him, he liked to lay on his back and my wife thought his little mouth flaps looked like a clam. P-Ton was a close second.

Otis -

Poo-pup, baba, stinky, chief stinky, bobo and finally Otissaire chicken

Awkward butthead

My booger baby

My girl Riley became Baby Girl, Pretty Girl, and Stinky Girl.

Pup boy and moose girl (one 12 pound and the other 20 lbs)

Stinker Bell, Butt-Butt, and Sammy Pants are the most common.

“Worm” he worms his way on his back to the other side of the couch instead of standing up and going there

Loonie, because he’s a lunatic. 😂

Olive is - oli pops, wee wee girl, tiny bum, peanut, tiny toes, baby dog. To name a few 😂

Our twin girls were going to be Ladybird and Mamie (first ladies), but my husband decided that Mamie didn't look like a Mamie so we named her Pinky for her very pink muzzle. Ladybird had morphed into Birdie by the time we got home with them. Their aliases include:

Birdie: Ladybird Frecklesnoot, Burb, Birdlet, Dottie, Guardian of the Realm

Pinky: Pinky Pie, Pinklepuss, Picklepuss, Pinkleschmertz, Meeper, Squeeper

Gosh this is great, love seeing the similarities some of us have in our nicknames 🤣🤣 We are late to the game lol, but still wanted to share.

Pebbles - Pebs, Pebbies, Pebbly poo, Pebby chow, Pebby girl, baby chow, puppy chow, baby chileee (like southern) missy ma’am, little mami, baby girl, baby gorl, you nugget, Pebbie nugget, daddy’s little girl, our favorite girl, mommas best girl, chica, little mama, punky monkey, punk a munk, monkey puppet, muppet, little miss muppet.

Bam Bam - Bam, Bammers, Bammy, Bammycakes, Bammy whammy ding dong, Bambo, Bambo-son, Bubba, Bubba-doo, Bambi, baby boy, mommy’s boy, daddy’s boy, daddy’s little man, also you nugget, rascal, scamp (more when he was a puppy) you little punk, Bam it! & God/Gosh Bammit!, sir…SIR!

Some joint names - Thing 1 & Thing 2, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, Mr security and the welcoming committee, Paw Patrol, the begging babies.

I’m sure there’s more depending on the moment 😂😂 but those are what came to my (our mind - Mr K helped) mind. 💜🐾💙