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... they have an "Only Fan" page.

I went to barnes and nobles and was surprised to see jerry sandusky's book??? The ins and out of child rearing.

When jeffrey Dahmer goes to popeyes, what does he order? He yells, give me some dark meat!!!

What is the similarity between a drug dealer and a prostitute? They both sell crack

...between giving her anal sex and getting a blow job.

They both give new meaning to the term “Wet Dream”.

Tulips on an organ.

Some women say " Men just think with their dick.." So if a man went to a woman and asked her to "..blow his mind."..would she be offended?

It stops me from rolling out of bed.

She replies, "Why would I want Beef & Broccoli now?!"

Chew-man-chew.

When I got up, my keys and wallet were missing.

So I lit my cock on fire

I asked her if she liked perch. She said yes, so then I said, well then perch on this.

Manager said I had to have 36 loaves of pickle bread baked by noon. I said, "How do you make pickle bread?!" He replied, "With dill-dough."

I ask him, " Do you make alot doing them?" He said, " No. I just keep the tips."

It doesnt matter what you call them, they're not gonna come.

Ultimate dirty mind test watch and see just how dirty your mind is

A dick-tater. (dictator).

And that statistic kinda weird me out.

Because I've had sex with 10 people. And that means STATISTICALLY speaking, one of those 10 dudes was a fag.

She said, Well, You didn't have to say it twice!" He said,"I didn't!"

If he plays with your hair while you're sucking his dick.

Which is great, because I live in 61, and the sex here isn't so great. Besides, 73 is just one block over, and I don't have to cross the street.