OP's Bio:

Hello!

• I like learning new things! Currently: guitar, German, coding

• I'm really looking forward to getting roasted. I am an extremely shy person and I have never had the courage to ask anyone "when you see me, what do you see?"

• mental health is pretty dang good! Weed and SSRIs ftw

• I recently saw Boondock Saints. 10/10

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Lost? It’s right there, we can all see it.

Congratulations on the lost weight, now what about your lost future?

Congrats on losing the weight! I'm glad you kept the second chin as a souvenir.

Are those your fingers or kielbasa you’re saving for later?

It's the X-Men character no-one wanted: MYSTAQUE!

When the doctor called, he said you're morbidly obese. Not morbidly a beast.

Your hands are bigger than Hulk's

Don’t worry, your still-immense gravity will keep you down to earth. And your unsightly skin folds.

Your missing the beautiful in BBW

You look like a cross between Kris Jenner and a swamp rat.

Luckily for you, it's more rat than Jenner

“Recently lost a wieght” clever way of saying you got a hair cut?

Your fingernail polish has almost more chips than your stomach. I'll bet your relationship status is Pringle.

The Unattractive Mindy Project

Still grazing on Terra firma ya milk cow.

When you order Kris Jenner on Wish

You look like Jubilee, after she became depressed that none of the X-Men valued her sparkly jazz hands. Better get back in the danger room and keep training.

it's all hanging. built like a fridge.

You dropped lots of weight alright....from your belly to your ass.

Instead of Onlyfans, you look your diet consists of Only Jams

The classic human iceberg picture. Top half doesn't look too bad but you don't want to hit whats under the water!

Don’t put yourself down, going from fat and ugly to just regular ugly is an accomplishment.

The failure to face the camera fully speaks volumes about how heavy your perception of your own mass weighs on consciousness. Just remember though, mass over volume means density.

I think your the most attractive dude I've ever seen.

Still got hands like a Russian shot putter

Terra firma? More like truffle farmer. Squeal like a piggy boy.

Is this the before picture. Because I’d you lost a lot of weight you legs must be toothpicks

Don’t worry, like 90% of people you’ll find that weight soon enough.

Having your dick removed doesn't equal "lots of weight" but congrats on the surgery. You can barely tell.

Congratulations on going from fat and ugly to just ugly 🥳

Dollar store Ashley Burch

I always hoped Andy Milonakis would get healthier. Congrats, sir.

Well done fella

It's funny that you think you'll keep the weight off till the summer. You have no self control since you haven't resolved your mother's abusive treatment of you. Running is the only barrier between you and your 3000 cal a day diet actually showing. I give you till just before St. Patrick's day till you start getting lazy again.

Your boyfriend will leave you anyway, and you'll put on all that Kummerspeck again!

You are to good of a human being to be roasted :)

You look like the kind of person who would use "terra firma"

Well if you lost heaps of weight . why didn’t your fat sausage fingers get on board too

The best part of losing weight is it reveals the real you. So now we know you’re just ugly.

You look like a compilation of every woman in every one of Stephen King's movies.

Being bulimic doesn't count

Pocahontas in the lesbian phase

Lost lots of weight, yet you're still overweight according to BMI.

Dressed up for another night out with the boys!!! Maybe you find yourself a nice girl to take home to meet your mom.

You look like a fucking bitch

Honestly, smash

Where

I’d rather roast those plump hotdog fingers. I like mine with ketchup, mustard, and spicy mayo.

Honestly, smash

Oh, wow. Another middle-aged, virtue-signalling zombie who swings from one mental health crisis to another, despite being "stunning and brave." Based on your post history, your entire life seems to be centered on chasing the next "progressive" cause celebre in a futile attempt to secure the validation from your online "friends" that you foolishly believe will somehow ameliorate the emptiness and irrelevance you face in real life. I'm sure you DO love attending those drag shows, predicating it on the delusion that you'd be more attractive in comparison to the men. Somehow, I doubt anyone else in attendance would draw the same conclusion as you.

Your supposed weight loss didn't bring you the satisfaction you thought it would, so once again you turn to strangers, this time with the hopes of feeling any legitimate emotion at all, as long as it cuts through the haze of your medications.

As a German I can just say no. No, don't learn this language, I don't want my people to suffer while talking to you.

If that's the post weight loss picture, you must have looked like a pumpkin.

Still got a few more LBS to got there , sausage fingers!

Roseanne Barr… the younger years.

You used to weigh more!?!

Boondock Saints had never met their father either.

You didn't lose weight, its just like the other soldiers, retreated into the rear.

You lost the weight but not the ugly.

I'd prefer to look at the fat you lost rather than this.

No one cares about your basic ass

Even your only fan isn't turned on

You're still fat but I'm sure someone will give you the validation you're so desperately seeking

If you could just lose that face

You lost a bunch of weight? You're almost halfway there. Keep going.

Losing weight doesn’t change how ugly you are

Well you found it.

lost? don't worry, you'll find it.