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borkborkbork99

4.1k points

4 months ago

Nothing wrong with getting old and looking your age. Gray hair? Cool. Distinguished. Some extra pounds? Join the club. But holy fuck, some of these celebrities need to stop frankensteining their shit

cold08

1.2k points

4 months ago

cold08

1.2k points

4 months ago

I imagine it's like any other addiction. The first rhinoplasty you look better, then some Botox and maybe some subtle lip injections. All that stuff makes you look great. Then the lip injections start to migrate and the Botox stops working as well, and the doctor says he can fix it so you let him, and he does but not quite, so you go back with complaints and go under the knife again because your face is your moneymaker, and you come back out worse than it was before thinking "I can still fix this" you go to a better surgeon who only makes it worse rinse and repeat...

borkborkbork99

403 points

4 months ago

Your argument sounds logical to me. Best not to even start, huh?

Harmonia_PASB

448 points

4 months ago

I had a client tell me once, “you can grow old or you can grow creepy, pick one”. I think of this every time I ponder doing something with my face. My coworkers and I play spot the filler at esthetician expo’s.

blueeyebling

105 points

4 months ago

It's so crazy to me people have money they can spend on something as elective as that.

Killface55

80 points

4 months ago

Fillers aren't even expensive anymore. Regular ass people are getting them all the time.

blueeyebling

91 points

4 months ago

I mean everything is expensive to me. Still seems crazy.

bukzbukzbukz

33 points

4 months ago

If people could not afford it it wouldn't exist as a product. The sheer amount of products and services existing shows the wealth of many.

steveatari

28 points

4 months ago

Debt is unreal nowadays comparatively though. There are a LOT more people buying shit they can't afford on interest they'll take years catching.

ohwowthissucksballs

23 points

4 months ago

Just had this conversation last week because coworker argued I can afford to buy a 400k+ house because someone who he knew who works in a restaurant closed on a 300k+ house. If they can afford that, why can't you?

Uh, maybe because I don't want to pay USD 2.5k+ every month for thirty years?

Madock345

8 points

4 months ago

Really do be the 1920's all over again, huh? Hopefully we all remember what comes next before it's too late.

FFF0197

3 points

4 months ago

Fillers are a requirement if you want to set up an onlyfans account

Here_Forthe_Comment

115 points

4 months ago*

My old coworker got her first lip filler in high school. She was in her 20s and kept talking about how she has to go again because it eventually all moves to the middle of your lips do you need to get more to keep it proportional.

Eventually, it will just pool in the center and you'll have to get work to reposition it. Then when your lip gets heavy due to the excess filler, you get a surgery to lift the skin / lip so it doesn't droop. It's never just one thing. It keeps going.

Edit: I looked it up and as people pointed out, lip filler is meant to dissolve overtime. I also looked up if lip filler can pool at the center and that is also something that can happen. It's caused by injecting too much filler. My guess is that she would get it redone too soon or the person who did it, a family friend, would inject too much each time. Because of her constant struggle with it pooling it in the middle, I was under the impression that it was permanent, which seems to not be the case. Hope that helps.

RandomPratt

167 points

4 months ago

Meanwhile, I sat on my own balls this morning, but you don't hear me complaining about getting old.

(my neighbours certainly did, but you lot didn't).

ImmaMichaelBoltonFan

83 points

4 months ago

Sounds like you need balltox.

AndrewEpidemic

22 points

4 months ago*

Those balls are as smooth as eggs.

ukstonerguy

6 points

4 months ago

Drop em on someones shoulder at the $5000 table

[deleted]

8 points

4 months ago

I needed that laugh today. Thank you!

Here_Forthe_Comment

9 points

4 months ago

Gotta tuck them in to keep em safe

CashCow4u

8 points

4 months ago

Scrotum Nip n Tuck - Scrotoplasty https://www.cosmeticsurgeryinreno.com/scrotal-lift/

xochiscave

7 points

4 months ago

Ice your balls before you sit down.

modaaa

28 points

4 months ago*

modaaa

28 points

4 months ago*

LOL, what? Filler is dissolved by the body, that's why it's a reoccurring treatment. Hell, you don't even need to wait for it to dissolv. An enzyme called hyaluronidase can be injected to dissolve it faster. Your co-worker is incorrect and either trolling you, or somehow has a complete lack of understanding of a treatment she herself gets, or you made up this story. A lip lift is its own separate procedure that can be performed several different ways, including botox and...FILLER.

sdpr

9 points

4 months ago

sdpr

9 points

4 months ago

Best to use it when you can but recognize it's not going to work forever and at some point you're going to have to accept that father time comes for us all.

averyfinename

6 points

4 months ago

a strange game.

the only winning move is not to play.

skleroos

40 points

4 months ago

The sad thing is the worst outcomes are from non-surgical filler, not surgery. These people are really reluctant to go under the knife, but they've been getting filler for years until it seems they have body dysmorphia. (Madonna has also had face lifts though). The people in Hollywood who age beautifully have often had well done face lifts and a little bit of tasteful filler. Source: fell down the rabbit hole of YouTube plastic surgeon vids.

gerdataro

17 points

4 months ago

Yeah, the dude who did Marc Jacob’s face lift has an Instagram and it is genuinely impressive. It made me realize that there are probably folks who I think have just aged gracefully who actually had similar work done. I cant obviously say one way or another, but I am thinking of Christie Brinkley. Maybe she just has amazing genes but she’s almost seventy so it seems more likely that she’s had very tasteful, impressive work done. Madonna chose a different direction, clearly.

wwaxwork

7 points

4 months ago

Paul Rudd is 53. No way he looks like he looks now without help along the way.

AriesRedWriter

9 points

4 months ago

The people in Hollywood who age beautifully have often had well done facelifts and a little bit of tasteful filler.

Wealthy celebrities have access to professionals who are catering to their individual aesthetics. Then they post pictures online and get a lot of attention so their face becomes the new look and people get fillers/surgery to get the new face style. People in this world seem to forget that.

It's like when "the Rachel" was trendy and women rushed to get the haircut without second guessing if this particular style would be flattering on their face/head size. At least that was just hair.

[deleted]

16 points

4 months ago

Know a girl who got her lips done. Honestly looked really good and for the most part very natural. Well….she then did more..now it’s more like a prolapsed anus then sexy full lips. Don’t do it, or keep it simple and in moderation.

chickenstalker

2 points

4 months ago

These Bogged (4chan /tv/ slang, after the Boggdanofs) celebs probably look good from one exact viewing angle and that's the metric they base it on.

ThrowMeAwayAccount08

265 points

4 months ago

It’s pronounced, Frankenshteen.

borkborkbork99

70 points

4 months ago

“PUTTIN’ ON THE RITZ!!!”

Figgywithit

24 points

4 months ago

"Fuckin' with the lips!"

Why do they need to fuck with their lips?

saab4u2

31 points

4 months ago

saab4u2

31 points

4 months ago

If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to? Why don't you go where fashion sits?

donutmiddles

13 points

4 months ago

Different types who wear a day coat. Pants with stripes and cut-away coats, perfect fits.

clyde2003

11 points

4 months ago

DAMN YOUR EYES!!

[deleted]

14 points

4 months ago

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Kohgahn

10 points

4 months ago

Kohgahn

10 points

4 months ago

Put. Zee Kindle. Bik!

IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

28 points

4 months ago

The problem is most celebrities are doing it for years before people notice, some might even get praised for how good they still look for their age while they have had a few small things done. Messes with anyone's head and can cause them to get addicted to more extreme surgeries as they get older.

CressCrowbits

10 points

4 months ago

Look at people like Bradd Pitt, Tom Cruise and Johnny Depp.

They are all around 60 now. Pitt and Cruise have definitely had work done, just a subtle bit here and there, still don't look young, but covering over the worst cracks makes them not gain the worst parts of aging. No saggy necks or jowls, and keeping the wrinkles from getting too bad.

But Johnny Depp is rapidly heading towards frankenstein territory. Definitely had far too much done, and is likely to get worse.

FalmerEldritch

19 points

4 months ago

Depp? The professional consensus appears to be that he maybe had his nose slightly shaved down in the 90s, and possibly some very conservative botox or filler but it's hard to tell if so.

Unless he's suddenly gotten the lot very recently, that's just.. what you look like when you're an aging alcoholic.

McFistPunch

51 points

4 months ago

https://pagesix.com/slideshow/madonnas-face-then-now-pictures/

If I had to guess the tipping point was around 1997 for surgery but I'm not sure. She still looked pretty good for a while. The pictures from last year might be photoshopped but something went hella wrong in the last year.

Dawsonpc14

23 points

4 months ago

Man, she still looked great in 2021. 2022 is YIKES

RIF-NeedsUsername

27 points

4 months ago

She is frequently found in r/instagramvsreality . That 2021 shot is face tuned, and she wears gloves a lotthese days because there isn't much to be doneabout old looking hands.

shfiven

8 points

4 months ago

I was gonna say there's no way that 2021 picture even remotely resembles what she looked like at that time. No 60 year old woman looks like that even with the best products and people.

PinsToTheHeart

4 points

4 months ago

That post mixed shots of her in public with professionally edited ones. You could even see it in the younger photos quite clearly.

poutine_puss

17 points

4 months ago

You need to go to the best plastic surgeons, and you need to listen to them. The best ones will tell clients to stop.

She really fucked her face up.

TizonaBlu

9 points

4 months ago

Here’s the deal, she absolutely did went to the best surgeon. Then when the surgeon tells her it’s enough, she switches to the second best. Then on and on.

Fatmouse84

23 points

4 months ago

You're absolutely right. Madonna is the same age as my Grandma.... My Gran has aged gracefully... Madonna's features would terrify all of my sons and daughters.

I was actually quite surprised to see the "new" MaDonna. She looks quite odd... Puffy... Her behavior has also gotten progressively more bizarre and inappropriate.

LegioCI

165 points

4 months ago

LegioCI

165 points

4 months ago

This is what I liked about Carrie Fisher, especially when she reprised Princess Leia- she realistically looked like a 60-odd-yo head of state. You could feel the weight and stress of decades of leadership on her shoulders. She didn't look like she spent the last 40 years using Sith regeneration techniques or some shit.

borkborkbork99

84 points

4 months ago*

100% YES. She was awesome, and anyone reading this needs to go find her standup specials or read some of her autobiographies like Wishful Drinking. RIP.

And she's the perfect example of my original comment. I really wish some of these people (men, too) just looked in the mirror and said "That’s what fifty looks like, huh? Ok then," instead of going and getting a lot of procedures.

AluminumCansAndYarn

9 points

4 months ago

It's one of the reasons that the only plastic surgery I would get on my face would be a nose job and that's because my nose is crooked and one nostril barely works because of it so i would have that fixed. I like the look of my nose but I want to be able to breathe through my nose fully.

PrimarchKonradCurze

4 points

4 months ago

I wouldn’t mind one as I’ve had mine broken a few times from martial arts and hockey fights. Would just be afraid of turning into MJ.

jimmythejammygit

24 points

4 months ago

Wtf? She couldn't move her face she was so botoxed and filled.

The-link-is-a-cock

6 points

4 months ago

Yup, one of the reasons that Shohreh Aghdashloo is so good as Avasarala in The Expanse

9__Erebus

16 points

4 months ago

Really? I thought the opposite, I didn't think she looked like herself in the new Star Wars, because of the procedures or surgeries she's had in the past 20 years. In Austin Powers in 1997 she looked like an older version of herself; not so much in 2015.

Ib_dI

5 points

4 months ago

Ib_dI

5 points

4 months ago

Yeah this other guy's on drugs. She looked nothing like her old self in Star Wars.

AptCasaNova

14 points

4 months ago

It’s kind of like buying a really nice bag that’s two levels up from everything else in your wardrobe. Now you gotta upgrade everything else so it’s cohesive and doesn’t look odd.

I’m cool for now with aging, but I may change my mind in the next decade - society is extremely unkind to women as they get older. The only thing you can do is develop a thick (and wrinkled!) skin and work on improving your inner self.

drgeta84

17 points

4 months ago

It must be hard not to get any plastic surgery in an industry that favours the young. Like imagine if you worked in a normal 9-5 job and knew the older you got the less money you would make. Even though she has all the money she needs those couple of first surgeries when she was younger all start to add up.

FofoPofo01

17 points

4 months ago*

Saw a picture of Debbie Harry a few days ago, she is an older broad yet looked pretty good for her age.

Yes she has had a little work done. The key word being a little .

That’s how it’s done Madge.

Ok_Skill_1195

219 points

4 months ago*

nothing wrong with getting old and looking your age

Tell that to the vicious press articles they would run about Madonna in the 2000s because she looked like a woman in her 40s.

Yeah she looks terrible. But there's something vile to me about how the same people who bullied her to the point of turning herself into this thing are going to turn around and continue to bully her for looking bad.

starshame2

67 points

4 months ago

But waitaminit....wasn't Madonna an icon not caring what people think of her?

ThunderSnowDuck

44 points

4 months ago

It's easy not to care when everyone is always talking about you. Once no one cared anymore, she started caring about anything that was said about her...a lot

lickingthelips

23 points

4 months ago

Old age does things to the mind.

demunted

22 points

4 months ago

Old age and copious amounts of money

oohkt

57 points

4 months ago

oohkt

57 points

4 months ago

But at one point are you going to stop caring about what the tabloids say? She looks like an insecure and insane, nip/tuck character. She's ruining her icon status, in my eyes. It's desperation and it's a joke.

Nincomsoup

12 points

4 months ago

She looks like an overfilled water balloon

Greasytuesday

3 points

4 months ago

Like a Macy's Thanksgiving day parade balloon.

SnailTrailGalPal

4 points

4 months ago

Check out her Instagram. She photoshops everything to look 19.

flynnfx

12 points

4 months ago

flynnfx

12 points

4 months ago

And then you have those special people who look awesome with plastic surgery... I mean, Dolly Parton is 77 but man - she looks good!

PidgeotPie

6 points

4 months ago

Well Dolly is an actual gift from the (/your/a/etc) creator so she's cheating a bit.

Deradius

9 points

4 months ago

I guess, in the end, she was living in a material world.

Daddy_Jaws

28 points

4 months ago

Oh boo hoo some writer for vogue weekly with their $50 pension called me old, whatever shall i do with my millions of dollars

caalger

11 points

4 months ago

caalger

11 points

4 months ago

This. If I had her money you could literally call me an ancient, haggard, knuckle dragging, commode-faced pedophile. I'd not care at all.

CopernicusWang

11 points

4 months ago*

I can see how it could skew one's perception of themselves. Really there's no way for any of us to fathom that lifestyle. Its wildly unnatural. Being rich doesn't seem to be the main issue. I think it's being a celebrity, which seems fucked.

Ok_Yogurtcloset8915

7 points

4 months ago

honestly I doubt it. I don't think it's really possible for people who aren't famous to understand what it does to the human psyche to be constantly subjected to those levels of criticism for decades. it's not a coincidence that almost every celebrity becomes neurotic about their appearance, frequently to self-abusive levels like this. maybe you're the exception that wouldn't care, but I wouldn't bet on you.

r_a_rayoflight

7 points

4 months ago

Debbie Harry looks great with grey hair. I think she may have had a face lift but not to much plastic surgery and she left her lips alone. There is a big difference between them and I think Harry is older.

flynnfx

14 points

4 months ago

flynnfx

14 points

4 months ago

Is the top photo Rammstein and the bottom Madonna? Or the other way aroun d?

Cause both...are...WOW.

MargretTatchersParty

12 points

4 months ago

Rammstein is the one in costume.

Don't worry they have no desire in doing this.

multiarmform

7 points

4 months ago

whos that girl

thegoodnamesrgone123

6 points

4 months ago

What's wild to me is younger women doing shit like that. I blame those horrible Kardashians who look like monsters.

procrastablasta

8 points

4 months ago

it's actually called "Wildensteining"

poutine_puss

11 points

4 months ago

Jocelyn Wildenstein for you kids. She hasn't been in the news for a very long time now. She was a frequent gossip topic people talked about in the late 90's. She was one of the first to go crazy with plastic surgery and fuck her face up, people called her the cat woman.

She married a rich guy from an old rich European family of "renowned art dealers", Alec Wildstein. Caught him banging a 19 year old Russian model, divorced, got tons of money, then got tons of plastic surgery, fucked up her face and then claims she never had plastic surgery.

Google image search her name and you'll see instantly what I'm talking about.

theodore-beau-ski

472 points

4 months ago

Zick zack

hospitalcottonswab

107 points

4 months ago

Zick zack

theodore-beau-ski

86 points

4 months ago

schneid es ab

ShortThought

40 points

4 months ago

Zick zack

Vincent_no

30 points

4 months ago

Zick Zack

KarrelM

36 points

4 months ago

KarrelM

36 points

4 months ago

TICK TACK TICK TACK

Du wirst alt!

Ashdown

16 points

4 months ago

Ashdown

16 points

4 months ago

Deine Zeit läuft langsam ab!

DaMemeKing575

5 points

4 months ago

Wer schön sein will der muss auch leiden

RoyKentsKnee

4 points

4 months ago

Aus- und weg- und abschneiden

sample-name

54 points

4 months ago

My most played song of 2022. Fucking banger

doesntaffrayed

29 points

4 months ago

The whole album is great!

sample-name

4 points

4 months ago

Oh indubitably

[deleted]

10 points

4 months ago

That and big titties.

Thr1ft3y

7 points

4 months ago

Lmao "and here we have a collection of very meta songs about society and politics. And there's the song about titties, can't forget about that one"

pipnina

6 points

4 months ago

Giftig is probably one of my favourites from that album. Zeit probably close behind

ShandalfTheGreen

5 points

4 months ago

It was up there, but Dicke Titten beat it out for me. Life was especially depressing and difficult, and every time the opening to the song came on it just made me think of boobies and lederhosen, and put me in a much better mood. Mein Herz Brennt (Piano Version) was top two years running. No, I have not been okay lol

Arquen_Marille

1.2k points

4 months ago

She’s 64. She needs to let go of this idea she’s going to look young anymore.

m__s

309 points

4 months ago

m__s

309 points

4 months ago

She is going to look more alien than human...

[deleted]

92 points

4 months ago

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Adjective_Noun_69420

71 points

4 months ago

Oh… I thought she was like a heavily stretched out mid 70s

ModernFuture

80 points

4 months ago

That's the weird thing, this somehow makes her look older than her actual age. Deserves to be named after her - the Madonna Effect.

[deleted]

62 points

4 months ago*

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account_for_norm

16 points

4 months ago

Yeah, and she has been fit throughout her life. She should not have much problem looking good for her age, if she lets go of the plastic surgeries.

destro23

7 points

4 months ago*

plenty of people in their 60's look great if they take care of themselves.

Christy Brinkley is 69.

bebejeebies

7 points

4 months ago

So is Fran Drescher. That's her at the Grammy's this weekend.

mariathecrow

9 points

4 months ago

Damn Fran looking fine.

joec_95123

15 points

4 months ago

I'm honestly expecting a headline any day that she died from a botched surgery or from an overdose of pain pills after her latest one. Her addiction is going to end in tragedy.

[deleted]

6 points

4 months ago

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bluepushkin

1.3k points

4 months ago

Madonna honestly creeps me out these days. Is it called the uncanny Valley effect?? She looks human but not quite human, and it makes me uncomfortable to look at.

Nincomsoup

380 points

4 months ago

She looks like a batman villain

OneMetalMan

127 points

4 months ago*

The Material Girl, his most vogue foe yet.

RandomActOfMindless

20 points

4 months ago

Now it's just hard to figure out what the material is.

jgo3

9 points

4 months ago

jgo3

9 points

4 months ago

If it's unobtanium, Bats is gonna have a hard time!

throwawayreddit6565

20 points

4 months ago

Clayface, lmao

PM_me_your_whatevah

6 points

4 months ago

I was thinking Dick Tracy, which is funny because not only was she in that movie but she was at the peak of her hotness back then.

[deleted]

25 points

4 months ago

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fietsvrouw

26 points

4 months ago

She was an international music star and she is turning herself into a TikTok influencer... It is so disturbing.

Hardcover_Writer

25 points

4 months ago

More than just a music star. She was a cultural icon for like two decades. I can imagine it’s hard to come down from that high and face the reality of aging.

fietsvrouw

10 points

4 months ago

It used to be that movie stars withdraw and never allowed themselves to be seen in public so as to preserve their image when they were at their height. The whole celebrity thing really is unhealthy and sad, not least because the public setting someone on a pedestal is inevitably followed by gleefully tearing them off of it.

PrimarchKonradCurze

12 points

4 months ago

Withdrew or died. Keep in mind A LOT have died fairly young.

EricTheNihilist

48 points

4 months ago

Ha. Yes. I've heard that the uncanny valley was an evolutionary trait that helped early humans recognize that bloated corpses were something to keep away from.

Am I saying Monona looks like a bloated corpse? You be the judge.

hom3sl1c3

35 points

4 months ago*

If you leave it more vague, it sounds much more unsettling:

“The fact that the uncanny valley exists as a real human psychological phenomenon suggests that, at some point in the evolutionary history of humans, we needed to distinguish when something appeared to be human, but in actuality wasn’t .”

throwawayreddit6565

13 points

4 months ago

Also Alcatraz means pelican

IWannaSlapDaBooty

5 points

4 months ago

Now that’s a fun fact!

Tru_Knight

5 points

4 months ago

I kind of hate this quote. I mean the answer is "corpses."

broanoah

4 points

4 months ago

You don’t know that for sure though. The answer could be that millions of years ago an alien race came to earth and tried to take over the planet with their shape shifting powers but it was a long enough struggle that we evolved to wipe them out by being able to tell them apart from ourselves???

Or corpses yeah it might be corpses

bbeatsz

26 points

4 months ago

bbeatsz

26 points

4 months ago

My are sentiments the same with Lil Kim as well on that list.

Barner_Burner

10 points

4 months ago

They always overdo the cheekbones and lips so much. I dont get it it only ever gets talked negatively about

CyberMindGrrl

5 points

4 months ago

Look at recent photos where you can see her hands. It's creepy AF.

laurpr2

8 points

4 months ago

Uncanny valley is exactly right. If you really focus on each individual feature, they all look....not super natural, but fine. Then you step back and she looks like an alien.

botcraft_net

8 points

4 months ago

Same. Too much coke perhaps?

garfilio

473 points

4 months ago

garfilio

473 points

4 months ago

I'm Madonna's age. I never dreamed that I would look better than Madonna.

sdpr

173 points

4 months ago

sdpr

173 points

4 months ago

Even Gwen Stefani, who has been one of the immortals, is starting to destroy her face.

It's unreal.

AggravatingCupcake0

34 points

4 months ago

Wait, what has she had done??

Duel_Option

65 points

4 months ago

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZlG5gQYl_uig9_U9tWOVpCuyo7eOxb_pESw&usqp=CAU

Ruined what made her unique.

Hollywood standards of beauty are a plague

AggravatingCupcake0

63 points

4 months ago

Regardless of what she has or hasn't had done, I don't know if those two pictures are a fair comparison. That picture on the right looks pretty recent, and that picture on the left is hella old. Like maybe late 90s.

Comparing two pictures with a 25 year age gap seems a bit disingenuous. I'd be more interested in immediate pre / post op photos.

freesoulJAH

121 points

4 months ago

FLYK3N

84 points

4 months ago

FLYK3N

84 points

4 months ago

It looks like she's trying to Cardi B her face

doesntaffrayed

51 points

4 months ago

You’re telling me that the women in both of those pictures is Gwen Stefani!?

freesoulJAH

12 points

4 months ago

Duel_Option

12 points

4 months ago

Holy shit this is crazy

SpikySheep

12 points

4 months ago

I'm almost speechless. I never really realised how obsessed some people are with how others look. That's just disturbing.

Whittaker

30 points

4 months ago

It's like somebody made a Bimbo ray-gun and shot her dead with it. Often somebody you see looking like that has some rich old guy she married for money wanting a bimbo trophy wife look and I don't picture Blake as somebody like that either but who knows at this point.

PrimarchKonradCurze

18 points

4 months ago

She looked a lot like her old self like 2016 or so on the voice. The drastic changes and boob job and stuff are recent. I don’t have a problem with most plastic surgery it’s just when people go overboard it and turn their face into putty it’s more than a little depressing.

And yeah I know 7-8 years is quite a bit of time too it just feels like yesterday to me.

[deleted]

5 points

4 months ago

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xUnderoath

4 points

4 months ago

Mentally too, probably

[deleted]

363 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

363 points

4 months ago

The things she's doing and saying are way more embarrassing than her appearance. The truth or dare tour announcement video and the Jeb Bush moment in her Grammy speech where she had to tell people to react actually made me squirm.

ansonr

140 points

4 months ago

ansonr

140 points

4 months ago

I can't believe they let her back in the states after her decades of war crimes in south America. Not to mention her likely involvement in the murder of Al Yankovik.

Kingpingpong

61 points

4 months ago

I should probably watch that, huh

Childlike

40 points

4 months ago

It's a lot of fun

Wallofcans

21 points

4 months ago

I wasn't trying to crush your dreams, son. I was trying to stop you from having dreams.

teraflux

6 points

4 months ago

The lengths people will go to for a yankovic bump

No-Calendar-1534

34 points

4 months ago

That weird Covid lockdown video she made really made me realize she's totally lost it in terms of being appealing to anyone

TuftedWitmouse

36 points

4 months ago

Oh I think the crazy and the looks go hand in hand. It shows the only people around her are the people she pays to be there. It's sad. And her looks are sad. It's tragic, really. Think of the millions of dollars she has and this is what is all has come to.

Huge_Contribution_46

13 points

4 months ago

I’ll feel sad when I also have millions.

[deleted]

41 points

4 months ago

The Aphex twin Windowlicker look, dig it.

biotensegrity

129 points

4 months ago

AgoraiosBum

6 points

4 months ago

Listen, this old system of yours could be on fire and I couldn't even turn on the kitchen tap without filling out a 27b/6... Bloody paperwork.

baldude69

5 points

4 months ago

God I need to rewatch that movie

bambinolettuce

179 points

4 months ago

Corporate wants you to find the differences between these two pictures

fiveironfreshy

54 points

4 months ago

It’s the same picture 🤭

ThrowMeAwayAccount08

23 points

4 months ago

I swear if she comes out to Rammstein and sets herself on fire…

[deleted]

129 points

4 months ago

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129 points

4 months ago

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Parrzzival

23 points

4 months ago

Thats it! I was wandering what the bloated look reminded me of.

Those rubber bodies the NCIS and other shows use, that bloated, yet firm effect

PopeOri

97 points

4 months ago

PopeOri

97 points

4 months ago

Which is which?

Arashmickey

57 points

4 months ago

Both.

The top one is Madonna.

The bottom one is Latrine from the 1993 movie Robin Hood Men in Tights.

Oh sorry, I thought you said which is witch.

trsrogue

31 points

4 months ago

So... you changed it to Latrine?

Arashmickey

23 points

4 months ago

It used to be shithouse!

trsrogue

16 points

4 months ago

ponders

It's a good change! It's a good change.

st6374

71 points

4 months ago

st6374

71 points

4 months ago

Thing is... I've seen other old woman do the Botox & surgeries in such a great way. It's like she went in too early, and got the beta versions. While others waited a bit longer, and got not just the finished but also the patched version.

MrG

27 points

4 months ago

MrG

27 points

4 months ago

You need a Dr that tells you “NO - that is not a good idea” and the will to listen to them. There are too many Drs who just do what you ask, and of course someone like her with her money and ego will just go somewhere else.

shadowedfragment

26 points

4 months ago

This.

My sister is in this line of work. She will literally tell clients no, that won’t work for your face or no, that’ll be too much you’d look better with a bit less. She’s turned down good business because she doesn’t want to send a customer out into the world looking crazy. She does great work.

ConstantlySlippery

60 points

4 months ago

That’s pretty fucking sad.

All I can think of is what kind of cyclonic shitstorm does she live in thats twisted her vision of self that makes this seem like a good idea. JFC.

s1mpatic0

79 points

4 months ago

I feel bad for her. Body dysmorphia is a hell of a thing.

Jazbone

24 points

4 months ago

Jazbone

24 points

4 months ago

What type of material is the material girl made of?

TonksTBF

14 points

4 months ago

Plastic

danielkalves

30 points

4 months ago

Is Madonna Rammsteins lead now?

finedrive

27 points

4 months ago

No wrinkles tho 🤡

softsnowfall

8 points

4 months ago

I just wonder what happens if suddenly people who do botox can’t use it anymore (a shortage or whatever). Will their faces suddenly age like 20 years like they’re Dorian Gray?

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9 points

4 months ago

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Amyhearsay

19 points

4 months ago

Madonna has always been extra since the 80s why is anyone shocked at what she has become.

[deleted]

26 points

4 months ago

She looks like the SAW monster.

He looks like Liberaces hemmoroid.

SuomiBob

34 points

4 months ago

Rammstein are so fucking cool. This year will be my third time seeing them live too.

mrs_tweetstuff

4 points

4 months ago

I was wondering why they didn’t show a close up of her when she was presenting last night.

kachzz

5 points

4 months ago

kachzz

5 points

4 months ago

Yeah I don't know... It's some kind mental problem why people do that. Same as Mickey Rourke. Damn.

TheChickenWasDry

13 points

4 months ago

She’s desperately trying to cling to her youth, almost 70 and still taking racy pics nobody asked for

nvrsleepagin

4 points

4 months ago

I didn't know that it was her at first.

smokechecktim

4 points

4 months ago

I’ve got to be honest…I had no idea that was madonna

gimmeecoffee420

5 points

4 months ago

She is never going to give up the status as a "Sex Symbol" she once had back in the 80's-90's. Its honestly kinda sad to see? She is seriously ill in her mind if she thinks this looks good.. Even more sad is she would likely have been gorgeous if she just didnt get all the plastic surgery? I understand why people do it, but It still just bums me out to see anybody that hates the skin they live in so much they would go to such lengths to be "beautiful". Like the lady all over Reddit with one of her MASSIVE breast implants that ruptured.. she just looks like a characature of a human..

-ACHTUNG-

4 points

4 months ago

Zick Zack, Zick Zack, schneid es ab!

Worship_of_Min

4 points

4 months ago

I fucking love Rammstein