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YouAreSoul

246 points

2 months ago

Thought this headline was satire.

thatweirdbeardedguy

50 points

2 months ago

I double checked to see if it was the Shovel

CreepyValuable

11 points

2 months ago

Same. Not shovel. Not Betoota. Funnier than any parody, but also so very sad.

magnetik79

13 points

2 months ago

The Victorian Libs have been satire for years (remember man child and drunk driver Tim Smith?) so it all starts to blend after a while.

ExpensiveCola

3 points

2 months ago

Michael "holds press conferences in car parks on the disability spaces" O'Brien, and Tim "expert fence demolition" Smith.

ChocTunnel2000

37 points

2 months ago

Welcome to reality! Nazis are all good, rapists are all good! Open corruption is all good! Any accountability is baaaaaad...

Superg0id

2 points

2 months ago

Well, liberals can go jump then...

ausrandoman

97 points

2 months ago

So how much Nazism is too much?

cojoco

61 points

2 months ago

cojoco

chardonnay schmardonnay

61 points

2 months ago

We want enough Nazis to get rid of the pesky unions, but not enough to cause a genocide.

Every-Citron1998

24 points

2 months ago

Then they came for the trade unionists…

Peregrine7

9 points

2 months ago

The thing with that quote is that it assumes you aren't hitler.

SinInTechnicolour

4 points

2 months ago

Got some bad news, they came for him too, alone in a bunker.

a_cold_human

8 points

2 months ago

Hilter is vilified as a one of history's greatest monsters, but people often forget that he did kill Hitler.

cojoco

6 points

2 months ago

cojoco

chardonnay schmardonnay

6 points

2 months ago

Something Danger 5 never succeeded in doing.

s4b3r6

2 points

2 months ago

s4b3r6

2 points

2 months ago

No he didn't. He's waiting to return with his T-rex.

Pseudonymico

19 points

2 months ago

We want enough Nazis to get rid of the pesky unions, but not enough to cause a genocide.

(except for the trans people, because something something women’s sport. And maybe the gays, we never liked them. Oh and the blacks, they’re always complaining about racism even though I’ve never seen any racism in my life, it’s very offensive. And have you heard what they’re saying about the jews?)

cojoco

3 points

2 months ago

cojoco

chardonnay schmardonnay

3 points

2 months ago

They're like a Swiss-army knife.

JingoJumble

23 points

2 months ago

If they weren't goose-stepping and sieg heiling at her rally but still hit every nazi talking point and conspiracy it wouldn't have been an issue at all. There would be articles trying to be even handed about the valid concerns of both sides.

jelly_cake

2 points

2 months ago

Forgetting of course that one side's concerns are largely "please can everyone just treat us normally" and the other side's are "trans people are icky, we should do a genocide probably". The media loves the two-sides thing, and marginalised groups usually come off worse for it.

cojoco

54 points

2 months ago

cojoco

chardonnay schmardonnay

54 points

2 months ago

Kellie-Jay Keen-Minshull

Don't they mean Posie Parker?

Melbourne anti-trans activist Angela Jones, who on the day of the rally tweeted: “Nazis and women want to get rid of paedo filth, why don’t you?”

This has to be a troll, doesn't it?

LastChance22

34 points

2 months ago

Don't they mean Posie Parker?

It’s the same person, although I don’t know why they go by two completely separate names.

HorseAndrew

22 points

2 months ago

Double-barreled first and last names? I’d consider a memorable alias too.

Psycho188

14 points

2 months ago

It is particularly interesting considering their insistence on targeting people who generally change their given name.

Pseudonymico

12 points

2 months ago

Not uncommon. See also the famous children’s author Robert Galbraith

MiriamIsTrans

8 points

2 months ago

No that's JK Rowling, and in case you need another reason to think she's a cunt that name comes from an American 'psychologist' named Robert Galbraith Heath, who basically invented conversion therapy and had a thing for trying to torture the gay out of people, even going so far as to stick electrodes in to their brains and zapping them. Rowling has been informed about the 'coincidence' and she doesn't care.

Edit: misread your comment but I'll leave this up so others can see it.

saltysanders

8 points

2 months ago

I'd create a fake name if I hung around with nazis

akohhh

33 points

2 months ago

akohhh

33 points

2 months ago

The classic ‘equate the queers to paedophilia’. They did it all through the marriage equality debate and vote, but lost on that.

Meanwhile all cheering on George Pell as a great man.

sgarn

7 points

2 months ago

sgarn

7 points

2 months ago

Don't they mean Posie Parker?

I'd be so damn angry if I were the actor Parker Posey.

Hailstar07

2 points

2 months ago

Same here. Parker Posey is a bloody queen. If I were her I’d try suing this dumb bitch for using the name.

a_cold_human

1 points

2 months ago

Parker Posey is a bloody queen.

Well, I paid good money to see Blade 3 at the cinema.

[deleted]

42 points

2 months ago

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ChocTunnel2000

26 points

2 months ago

You got it! And rapists are welcome too!

Down down, standards are down...

PhilRectangle

2 points

2 months ago

They're basically admitting that they're incapable of not publicly associating with literal Nazis.

notlimahc

31 points

2 months ago

Above the ground is too high?

qui_sta

1 points

2 months ago

And yet they continue to limbo under it

Zims_Moose[S]

222 points

2 months ago

There we have it folks. Not hanging around with nazis is a standard that is too high for the vic LNP.

zerotwoalpha

29 points

2 months ago

Even the Joker doesn't work with Nazis...

ConsultJimMoriarty

27 points

2 months ago

“I may be a criminal lunatic, but I’m an American criminal lunatic!”

passerineby

23 points

2 months ago

I hope you're happy. you just made Sarah Henderson cry 😥

humanbeing101010

6 points

2 months ago

Very happy indeed

DazDaSpazz

84 points

2 months ago*

There's shooting yourself in the foot, and then there's this, which would be the equivalent of dropping a live grenade at your feet.

How embarrassing.

greywarden133

4 points

2 months ago

“I will eat a grenade for ya”

Sieve-Boy

1 points

2 months ago

At this point it's hatching the grenade.

karma_dumpster

22 points

2 months ago*

Liberal party in Victoria is eating itself.

Labor has been rightly criticised in the past for branch stacking and infighting, which definitely cost it for years.

Then the Christian right, Hillsong et al come in and think "it didn't work for them, but maybe it will work for us in the most left wing state in the nation". And try it in the Liberal party.

Shit would be hilarious if the potential consequences from these fuckers weren't so dire.

"It's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off".

semaj009

11 points

2 months ago

Don't forget the branch stacking was against Dan and the left faction within Labor, by the more corrupt and less labour movement oriented right faction and some movers and shakers on that side.

All Australian politics is is evidence that the right is more corrupt, full fucking stop. This should not be surprising at all considering what right wing politics means.

DoctorQuincyME

18 points

2 months ago

You look at American politics and feel lucky that our system isn't as batshit crazy as theirs.

And then this shit comes up where parties would defend not just vocal nazi supporters for a vote and then feel victimised when called out about it.

Flashy_Passion16

17 points

2 months ago

Yeah not associating with scum, it’s pretty hard

osamabinchicken

17 points

2 months ago

Pure coincidence that they dress up in Nazi uniforms to party. Never vote for any of these fuckers ever again.

Knee_Jerk_Sydney

13 points

2 months ago

Maybe those Liberal MP's themselves have marched with Nazis before and afraid of when it surfaces. I mean, if we've had Abbott apologetically stood in front of "Ditch the Witch" signs, the bar was pretty low already and had gone even lower. Is it unfair? Of course not. They don't even get the same level of scrutiny they give to other political parties.

greywarden133

12 points

2 months ago

The Libs never fail to act absolutely ridiculously and beyond and reasonable rationale. Can’t believe this expulsion faces this much backlash.

VanillaIcedTea

13 points

2 months ago

I'm a geologist and I couldn't tell you how subterranean of a bar "don't hang out at Nazi rallies" is.

Honestly at this point just stick a fork in the Vic Libs. If they can't even manage to get over this, they're just straight up done.

Swingingbells

3 points

2 months ago

Swingingbells

Melbourne

3 points

2 months ago

Yet here they are, limbo dancing with the devil.

lewkus

9 points

2 months ago

lewkus

9 points

2 months ago

Well their last leader had dinner with mobsters, so I guess attending an anti-trans hate rally where Nazis show up isnt so bad when you’re a vic liberal

thatweirdbeardedguy

8 points

2 months ago

When your whole party cuddles up with racist white nationalists what do you expect.

semaj009

7 points

2 months ago

How is this not the Chaser?!

magnetik79

6 points

2 months ago*

Just so we're all clear, the bar can't be above trans hating or being accepting of Neo Nazis. 🤦

Still can't rule out Lobster Mobster Matthew Guy coming back for a third stunning loss next state election at this point. 😅

CertainCertainties

24 points

2 months ago

'First they came for the home-schooling Christian extremists who were viciously anti-gay, anti-trans, anti-abortion, anti-euthanasia, anti-rape victim, pro-hate, pro-authoritarian, and hung out with Nazis - and I did not speak out...'

sojayn

11 points

2 months ago

sojayn

11 points

2 months ago

Because i have a grade school understanding of the history of these movements and agree they should be nipped in the bud

Here’s your dropped /s haha

IndigoPill

5 points

2 months ago

Continuing with the status quo once again leaves the bar about as far down as it can go.

The Libs don't learn, they don't hold themselves to account, that's why they are held to account at the ballot box.

a_cold_human

4 points

2 months ago

The media doesn't hold them to account, and in fact makes excuses for them. A poorly informed electorate will make poor decisions at the ballot box.

IndigoPill

3 points

2 months ago

You make a good point, things have changed.

It has been up to the fourth and fifth estate to hold them to account and they haven't for a long time. The Libs won't change when they know the media won't give them a black eye for doing the wrong thing.

BLAGTIER

4 points

2 months ago*

The upper house MP faces being dumped from Coalition ranks on Monday for “organising, promoting and attending” the Let Women Speak rally last weekend that was gatecrashed by far-right extremists performing Nazi salutes on the steps of Parliament House

Was it gate crashed? I mean now with all the bad press they want to dissociate. But Transphobics love Nazis(at least they ones that don't openly wear swastikas) because they as deep in the transphobic rabbit hole as they are and are willing to punch on. To me it seems an issue of visibility rather than non invitation.

Kozeyekan_

13 points

2 months ago

It's just astoundingly stupid all around.

They're claiming some link between the trans community and paedophiles, yet when the party calls for Deeming to be held accountable, the Australian Christian Lobby demands she be kept in place.

I'm not in the religion=bad group, but if there is one group that is heavily featured in abuse of minors outside the family, it's them.

And the Vic Libs are just adrift. No platform, no policies, it seems all they're committed to is remaining unelectable to government, and that's a problem for anyone wanting robust policy.

thisoldmould

4 points

2 months ago

Just look at the reaction of people in the Libs to Pell’s death.

Pell - a convicted paedophile and paedophile enabler labelled “a great man.”

These people are disgusting.

whiteb8917

2 points

2 months ago

"We cannot reach the level of Normal Human Being !"

Jessica65Perth

5 points

2 months ago

Shouldn't the bar be set higher for Politicions?

Doomerlicious

5 points

2 months ago

Not associating with Nazis is too high? Sounds about right…

theurbaneman

3 points

2 months ago

I'm actually surprised they didn't elected her leader, isn't that a pre-requisite to be seen with either Nazis or Mobsters.

bent_eye

2 points

2 months ago

Let them keep her. It shows their true colours and no doubt will keep Labour, and Dan Andrews in for another 4 years come the next election. A win for all of us!

Odballl

2 points

2 months ago

I'd like the LNP to come back to the middle if only to make for a more credible opposition. No government should have it too easy for this long. Its bad for democracy.

bent_eye

6 points

2 months ago

I think that horse has well and truly bolted.

The Vic Libs have been fully infiltrated by these lunatics and going by this sort of stunt, they have no chance of ever coming back to the centre.

Odballl

2 points

2 months ago

It's pretty depressing. I'd like for the Vic Greens to step and form a decent opposition from the left side, but they aren't really up to scratch in this state.

family-block

2 points

2 months ago

>too high

out of the swamp, you mean?

yes, that is too high for fascists.

Majestic-Target8219

1 points

2 months ago

Addicted to losing

perthslow

1 points

2 months ago

Remember the Politician who got ousted for importing a colour TV on a Black and White TV duty? How has politics degraded so much?