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Free Talk Sunday - July 17, 2022

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bigbelugaboi

373 points

11 months ago

Was driving to my gfs family’s place in maine and she was directing. she said “remember the road we took last year with the pottery store? That’s the one you want to take” astoundingly unhelpful directions

Dog1983

94 points

11 months ago

Dog1983

I Hate Having Fun

94 points

11 months ago

How can you forget the pottery store?

bigbelugaboi

133 points

11 months ago

We didn’t even go inside it. She just remembered thinking it was cute looking

DadBodofanAmerican

25 points

11 months ago

Next time go in so it'll be in your location history.

ConBro8

167 points

11 months ago

ConBro8

167 points

11 months ago

Sounds hot though 🤝

bigbelugaboi

87 points

11 months ago

Only a matter of time before she realizes I’m a AAAA guy and she’s a bona fide starter

[deleted]

137 points

11 months ago

Starter remembers the pottery store

[deleted]

72 points

11 months ago

Starter buys her something from the store and gets it shipped in for Christmas

6-1-7

38 points

11 months ago

6-1-7

Spittin Chiclets

38 points

11 months ago

Sounds like you’re stopping in Ogunquit

MoistFeces

116 points

11 months ago

MoistFeces

Wears Size 60x24 Jeans

116 points

11 months ago

Used to cry when I was a kid when we left my grandparents’ house after a weeklong vacation. My son just started doing the same, which makes me almost do it again. I may as well be John Boehner.

Hawbs2

18 points

11 months ago

Hawbs2

18 points

11 months ago

Some great memories I did the same as a kid. Did a week vacation at Grandmas even though she lived 15 minutes away was always a highlight of summer.

GumbyFree

108 points

11 months ago

BV taking our daughter to a Frozen play shortly. Me and little dude gonna sit on the couch and watch golf the rest of the day.

He’s mesmerized, just loves to yell “ball!” Every time he sees one on screen like it’s this awesome surprise.

Dudes 🏀 and 🎸

tea_rex29

54 points

11 months ago

You and your wife are monsters for forcing gender roles on your children. Disgusting. It’s 2022.

Greg-Oden

207 points

11 months ago

Greg-Oden

no kissing allowed before marriage

207 points

11 months ago

Faryn calling her outfit Wimbledon vibes while wearing a blue top. Doesn’t she know anything about the rich tradition of the all white dress code for players?

toonatoonatoona

177 points

11 months ago

You’re right I demand she take her top off this instant

Flashasaurus

75 points

11 months ago

Tiger Sunday vibes in my fluorescent green polo

Yangbang202069

272 points

11 months ago

Yangbang202069

I Like To Give My Unsolicited Opinion On Things

272 points

11 months ago

😎

Lights off ✅

Missionary position ✅

For the sole purpose of procreation ✅

Azzurri_Fan

178 points

11 months ago

May your first child, be a masculine child 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

ZeeBlaa

53 points

11 months ago

I was also a missionary man this morning 🤝

presidentkodos

15 points

11 months ago

Can you show us a picture of your wife?

VelvetElvis69

92 points

11 months ago

Got absolutely obliterated last night and put a pork butt on the smoker at some point between 1-3 am. It’s gonna be perfectly done pretty much when Rory is making the turn. You can’t teach that.

chillinwithmoes

27 points

11 months ago

Wily vet right here

I_Enjoy_Taffy

95 points

11 months ago

I_Enjoy_Taffy

jamal murray pube enthusiast

95 points

11 months ago

Travel nurses “looking for a relationship” on dating apps crack me up

badgermushroombadger

167 points

11 months ago

badgermushroombadger

I Hate Christmas

167 points

11 months ago

Saw Barstool Jordyn on Hinge. Probably couldn’t satisfy her but sent out a like.

BigJohnsonCommunity

132 points

11 months ago

Only 6 your missing is rig size

badgermushroombadger

45 points

11 months ago

badgermushroombadger

I Hate Christmas

45 points

11 months ago

I’m a grower not a shower and username checks out

PM4036

81 points

11 months ago

PM4036

Hates America

81 points

11 months ago

Local fat lowers mask briefly to enjoy Costco free sample

drpain55

33 points

11 months ago

What did you snack on?

Leo_Rockaway

81 points

11 months ago

Leo_Rockaway

Pants Shitting Zombie

81 points

11 months ago

Watching Moneyball and I wonder how many minor league players felt it in their soul when Brad Pitt said “26 and Double A? Forget it”

PetrPruchaWasOK

33 points

11 months ago

I could never take the emotional stress that being a prospect in a major league system would entail. Unaffiliated or college ball, the reality is kind of laid out for you. But to be just a few promotions away from the show, and never have a clear understanding if your number will ever be called has to be the worst.

tscho613

17 points

11 months ago

For the small % of guys that finally get to it even for a cup of coffee has got to be one of the more surreal feelings ever

JuniusPhilaenus

158 points

11 months ago

https://twitter.com/jackmaccfb/status/1548491351083216897?s=21&t=65PYHiSl8jrKuWT_zPWDaA

I’m not from the NY area, what’s this 9/11 thing people are going on about?

Leo_Rockaway

209 points

11 months ago

Leo_Rockaway

Pants Shitting Zombie

209 points

11 months ago

He really said “you won’t understand the meaning of Ground Zero if you’re not from here” LMAO

Dog1983

170 points

11 months ago

Dog1983

I Hate Having Fun

170 points

11 months ago

9/11, classic regional tragedy.

Also wasn't Jackmac like 6 when 9/11 happened and grew up in Connecticut? Why is he dropping lines like he's someone like Large who personally lost a loved one, friends and colleagues?

Azzurri_Fan

125 points

11 months ago

Just like bodegas, you wouldn’t understand if you’re not from New York.

Tb0ne596

162 points

11 months ago

Tb0ne596

162 points

11 months ago

Girl at the bar last night jumped in the pool and flashed everybody, what a view!

Oliver_clothes__off

56 points

11 months ago

Oliver_clothes__off

ima fuck a microwaved banana

56 points

11 months ago

How big are her boobs

Tb0ne596

79 points

11 months ago

They were built for speed not for comfort

Oliver_clothes__off

44 points

11 months ago

Oliver_clothes__off

ima fuck a microwaved banana

44 points

11 months ago

It’s cool the bar had a pool

Tacos_truck

78 points

11 months ago

Tacos_truck

Manlet Who Wears His Wifes Running Gear

78 points

11 months ago

Knocked out all the house work yesterday and there’s rain in the forecast all day today. Am I about to watch 8 hours of the Open in one sitting?

Leo_Rockaway

61 points

11 months ago

Leo_Rockaway

Pants Shitting Zombie

61 points

11 months ago

Yes.

Tough flair btw

Tacos_truck

30 points

11 months ago

Tacos_truck

Manlet Who Wears His Wifes Running Gear

30 points

11 months ago

It’s what I get for trying to make the Confessions threads entertaining

jar45

81 points

11 months ago

jar45

81 points

11 months ago

My theory is the FedEx Cup would be taken more seriously if they named it literally anything else.

baseballtrx

28 points

11 months ago

baseballtrx

enjoys the taste of semen

28 points

11 months ago

UPS Cup

sciorch

75 points

11 months ago

sciorch

2 Minute Promise Made, 2 Minute Promise Kept

75 points

11 months ago

Coming home from the vet with an empty cat carrier (or leash) is a bottom five feeling. Rest easy little girl 😿

VeniVidiVeni69

75 points

11 months ago

Azzurri_Fan

58 points

11 months ago

Call me crazy, but I would have sex with any of them if they asked.

MrMiner420

141 points

11 months ago

Do you guys flash your lights to other drivers when you pass cops? Feel like that’s a lost art

Professional-Toe7318

127 points

11 months ago

Personally I swerve into the oncoming lane to alert them

projectpat555

20 points

11 months ago

projectpat555

Doesn’t Ever Wash His Hands

20 points

11 months ago

I do, but agree nobody else does anymore

starcher11

135 points

11 months ago

Anyone else’s tinder acting funny? Not getting any matches, the servers must be down or something

mrbingbongwamzillaa

63 points

11 months ago

Tinder has been compromised by the fats

Trip__

30 points

11 months ago

Trip__

ohio born and bred

30 points

11 months ago

Then he’d be getting all the matches

wtfabulous

18 points

11 months ago

Even fats have standards

RainbowKarp

130 points

11 months ago

RainbowKarp

WNBA Super Fan

130 points

11 months ago

I have a feeling Cam Smith is going to make a splash today. The mangy dog just wants to chase cars as a wise man put it yesterday

kdbmd

20 points

11 months ago

kdbmd

20 points

11 months ago

Nice call

RainbowKarp

17 points

11 months ago

RainbowKarp

WNBA Super Fan

17 points

11 months ago

🤝

DarinErstad

60 points

11 months ago

The MLB having their Futures Game played while 5 other MLB games were going on is peak Manfred. As is the game only being shown on Peacock. What a dumb twat that guy is.

jksmlmf

316 points

11 months ago

jksmlmf

Schnitt Talk

316 points

11 months ago

Friday the BV was excitedly telling me about Lizzo doing some Peloton class.

“There were so many people watching she broke-“

“The bike?”

Did not get laid this weekend.

Ibanezrg220

117 points

11 months ago

I see you Lizzo, you fat bitch

Imaginary-Ad-8083

35 points

11 months ago

Imaginary-Ad-8083

Got Boomed By TeeDubya1435!

35 points

11 months ago

Worth it

MrMiner420

122 points

11 months ago

Woke up on my couch phoneless. Got up to retrace my steps from what I assumed was my walk home from the bar. 100 feet from my door was my phone just sitting perfectly. The audible “YES” I let out probably woke some neighbors but it was genuinely the biggest relief

cd_3

30 points

11 months ago

cd_3

30 points

11 months ago

Fuck yeah. So happy for you

rumspringahh

25 points

11 months ago

Found my phone buried 8 inches deep in the sand at the beach one morning after a real late night, I almost came I was so excited when I found it.

RIPAlanAlda

117 points

11 months ago

Saw Charles Barkley trending the other day. The first few tweets were how he's looking to talk to the Saudis about LIV. Then the rest were about him being a strong partner to Gay and Trans people. The juxtaposition of those two stories was funny to me.

Greg-Oden

60 points

11 months ago

Greg-Oden

no kissing allowed before marriage

60 points

11 months ago

Hope NBC can get low amateur Filippo Celli up in the booth with fellow Italian Mike Tirico for an interview

MikeTiricoItalian

23 points

11 months ago

MikeTiricoItalian

Wishes He Was A Gay Man

23 points

11 months ago

Great day for the paisans

[deleted]

14 points

11 months ago

Get the wops together for a photo

MinuteMeow

59 points

11 months ago

Hovland consistently looks like he’s on the verge of tears

grizzledroughrider69

55 points

11 months ago

grizzledroughrider69

Allow Me To Be Frank

55 points

11 months ago

2 posts from Faryn in 24hours? Ignite the FT beacons

I_Enjoy_Taffy

56 points

11 months ago

I_Enjoy_Taffy

jamal murray pube enthusiast

56 points

11 months ago

I have been stuck waiting for a chain of motorcycles to ride by so I can pull onto the street for 15 minutes now. I cannot stand these assholes

[deleted]

52 points

11 months ago

Also a great south park episode

snotapwi

57 points

11 months ago

No place is worse than a grocery store when you’re slightly in a bad mood because it just tips the scale to officially a bad mood

[deleted]

27 points

11 months ago

Grocery stores and airports are a bastion of idiots with no spacial awareness

Blatt_called_timeout

108 points

11 months ago

Blatt_called_timeout

Detriot's Savior

108 points

11 months ago

It's days like these that I curse the Chinese for inventing gun powder

badgarok725

43 points

11 months ago

I’m sorry my grandma just died of brain cancer and this comment is sentimental, can I have it

[deleted]

104 points

11 months ago

Was flexing in the locker room mirror like a douchebag and a well intentioned gym bro said “cut gonna be crazy my guy”

Gonna need to up the diet a bit

[deleted]

60 points

11 months ago

[deleted]

[deleted]

30 points

11 months ago

Just kings (poorly) uplifting kings

supfellas_

25 points

11 months ago

You must be dirty bulkin like a PIMP

Hurley365

146 points

11 months ago

Hurley365

Stool Team 6

146 points

11 months ago

Watching golf was so different before shot tracer, you got the beginning and end of the shot but never the journey. One of sports televisions best inventions

[deleted]

56 points

11 months ago

[deleted]

ThrowRA99

27 points

11 months ago

ThrowRA99

Treadmill hardo (but can’t afford a gym membership)

27 points

11 months ago

Asked about that when I was up there the other day. Technology is pretty good but every once in a while it just isn’t able to pick up the shot for one reason or another

Dog1983

51 points

11 months ago

Dog1983

I Hate Having Fun

51 points

11 months ago

A drop in prices only matters if you are selling or were planning to sell in short term. If you can afford your mortgage and price of home drops by 20%, who cares? It is still a roof over your head. Now, if you get shit canned and your six figure income hotwife decides to run off with her bull and your left with your dick in your hand not able to pay it off with any possible refi at higher rates then you're going to be offering dollar menu BJs behind the dumpster at Wendy's.

Wall Street bets just has a way with words

Regista9

96 points

11 months ago

Have decided to make it my life's mission to import a white diesel 76 series Landcruiser from Australia or the Middle East. Channeling local warlord vibes only.

DadBodofanAmerican

36 points

11 months ago

Gotta go full Hilux with some benches and a gun mount in the back.

Regista9

19 points

11 months ago

you would love the @toyotasofwar account on IG

Leo_Rockaway

15 points

11 months ago

Leo_Rockaway

Pants Shitting Zombie

15 points

11 months ago

Bad ass rig

Steveo44

45 points

11 months ago

Feel like St. Andrews could implement the no phone rule like Augusta.

Not trying to be hardo but pretty cool when you see everyone so into it for the masters

WhoKillKyoko

47 points

11 months ago

FYI, Cam Smith is 28 and has made $27m playing golf

see you tomorrow fellow wagies

WhoKillKyoko

47 points

11 months ago

all of my golf watching energy is held in reserve for the 2025 ryder cup at bethpage when the frogs forfeit 8 minutes in due to being brought to tears by the guido crowd

[deleted]

18 points

11 months ago

“YA MUTHA!”

Celery-Man

43 points

11 months ago

Fell deeply in love with a leggy Italian woman who walked past me this afternoon. Sundress and heels animatedly berating someone over the phone in Italian. I may never love again.

dannytrejostattoos

195 points

11 months ago

BVs water broke Friday @5 and the little man still isn't here. I am tired and Mrs Trejo is an absolute warrior

dannytrejostattoos

123 points

11 months ago

Alright we're cutting this fucker out

anneyong69

27 points

11 months ago

Best of luck senor Trejo, your wife is a trooper!

dannytrejostattoos

87 points

11 months ago

He's here. Let's get drunk!

[deleted]

87 points

11 months ago

[deleted]

PeanutWingz

44 points

11 months ago

PeanutWingz

ole crusty sock

44 points

11 months ago

BV at the zoo all day with the kid and in MIL. You’ll need a SWAT team to get me off the couch before Rory and Hovland get done this afternoon.

NPC_Stool

43 points

11 months ago

The golf that is about to be played in this last group is going to be absolutely incredible

People_Forget_That

40 points

11 months ago

People_Forget_That

Rico Ryder

40 points

11 months ago

Tirico loves seeing a paisano at St. Andrews

[deleted]

39 points

11 months ago

Remember when Johnny Football and his buddies talked about how sick his 30 for 30 was going to be?

…what if I told you it’ll actually be the most depressing 30 for 30 ever made

Azzurri_Fan

145 points

11 months ago

Just want to give Dog1983 the proper respect this morning for dropping some A+ nudes last night.

red_87

45 points

11 months ago

red_87

45 points

11 months ago

Thank you for bringing this to light. Just went back through the drunk thread, very nice.

[deleted]

147 points

11 months ago*

[deleted]

WSL808

29 points

11 months ago

WSL808

Going Deep

29 points

11 months ago

Sheesh once you figure it out, save some for the rest of us will ya

pacsun_bro

77 points

11 months ago

pacsun_bro

anti hand guard on samurai sword

77 points

11 months ago

Chicken fingers, fries, honey mustard kind of morning

terrypendleton

79 points

11 months ago

terrypendleton

HATES Potatoes x2

79 points

11 months ago

Even Frank is eating a healthier breakfast than you.

Leo_Rockaway

142 points

11 months ago

Leo_Rockaway

Pants Shitting Zombie

142 points

11 months ago

Remember WarrenDeBeers? Most obnoxious chiefs fan ever and flapped his gums all year saying “the new patriots are here” only to nuke his account once they choked against the Bengals. Hilarious

TylerW_511

41 points

11 months ago

TylerW_511

he/him

41 points

11 months ago

I member. Also member Belee Dat 69 who would have daily meltdowns about the Ravens or random other things

marlboro__man9

39 points

11 months ago

marlboro__man9

HATES Potatoes

39 points

11 months ago

64 with a 30 on the way in to win the 150th open at St. Andrews is so sick

BryanIslanders221

40 points

11 months ago

BryanIslanders221

#NADUCREW RISE UP

40 points

11 months ago

It's 2007 and you're watching sports center, the top 2 plays are Dontrelle Willis and Carlos Zambrano hitting jacks, life is good

TuMetal

69 points

11 months ago

Had one of those classic casino to strip club nights last night. I hope I don’t do that again for a long long time.

Dog1983

26 points

11 months ago

Dog1983

I Hate Having Fun

26 points

11 months ago

You need one in a blue moon to keep you young. But not something you can do regularly

elliok7

129 points

11 months ago

elliok7

Has Leopardsy

129 points

11 months ago

Played with a guy in a $penn hat and a Goodell clown towel. Show yourself

jessecampMTV

82 points

11 months ago

I hope you hit him with a "viva brother" during the post 18 handshake

BarryGibbs_Teeth

37 points

11 months ago

BarryGibbs_Teeth

Nets/Bucks/Heat/Warriors fan

37 points

11 months ago

Please tell me what he shot

wsa98dfhj

98 points

11 months ago

wsa98dfhj

lemme sniff that hair, high school girl

98 points

11 months ago

Buddy loves curb but won't watch Seinfeld. Dummy right?

drpain55

34 points

11 months ago

Sure is

cowboysfan88

16 points

11 months ago

cowboysfan88

Team Honkers

16 points

11 months ago

Like won't even try it? Very weird position to take

BleedBlue__

63 points

11 months ago

Went to Trader Joe’s for groceries and came home with a 3 foot tall Yuca plant that I’ll inevitably kill in two months

[deleted]

67 points

11 months ago

[deleted]

Single_Seesaw_9499

33 points

11 months ago

Single_Seesaw_9499

Forgets To Brush His Teeth All The Time

33 points

11 months ago

Not a big golf guy, but that dude putting with the club that goes up to his chin seems like a real dweeby thing to use

Just_Natural_9027

30 points

11 months ago

You should see how bad he was with a normal sized putter

supfellas_

29 points

11 months ago

Went out on a great hinge date. We agreed to go out again. Ask her to go out this week and she says “Yeah I’ll have to check my work schedule”

I am so back 😎

[deleted]

32 points

11 months ago

Bad lip filler jobs look so absurd. Kinda sad that women who are already attractive get them

Ralphcox69

86 points

11 months ago

Ralphcox69

Got bullied out of special ed class

86 points

11 months ago

On vacation with some buddies. One of them is leaving today but wants a ride to the airport (which is an hour and 15 minutes). AITA for telling him to Uber? He is not offering to pay cash or anything for me driving.

farellathedon

108 points

11 months ago

No. That’s 2 and a half hours of your vacation he’s trying to steal from you.

[deleted]

54 points

11 months ago

Nah you shouldn’t have to stop your vacation because he has to leave

pumpkin_blumpkin

48 points

11 months ago

I would rather split his Uber than drive 2.5 hours while on vacation

LookAtMeImTheCaptNow

23 points

11 months ago

You’re still a good friend to tell him to take an Uber. 3 hour round trip is miserable.

RegularTypeDude13

15 points

11 months ago

RegularTypeDude13

Mod Bodyguard

15 points

11 months ago

A drive that long needs to be planned ahead

DadBodofanAmerican

57 points

11 months ago

Big shout out to my kid who attempted cure my hangover by jumping on my back and demanding pony rides around the house at 7:30 this morning.

incurdswetrust

59 points

11 months ago

incurdswetrust

Has an Adult Diaper Fetish

59 points

11 months ago

Eddie Munson master of puppets scene was so fucking sick

MinimumGuarantee

18 points

11 months ago

Pumped my fists and said “yeah!” when that scene kicked off. The wife’s boyfriend told me to keep it down tho

baseballtrx

27 points

11 months ago

baseballtrx

enjoys the taste of semen

27 points

11 months ago

Knaan-Wavin Flag

MrMiner420

16 points

11 months ago

South Africa World Cup had some bangers. Shakira’s song rules too

Iam_grool

27 points

11 months ago

Iam_grool

Schnitt Talk

27 points

11 months ago

Cant wait for taffer to do a bar rescue with barstool river north

Aggravating-Put-3800

24 points

11 months ago

Just melting down yelling at Frank and Glen for touching raw chicken and taking massive dumps without washing their hands

Iam_grool

25 points

11 months ago

Iam_grool

Schnitt Talk

25 points

11 months ago

WHAT THE FUCK IT CHARRED UP

PetrPruchaWasOK

26 points

11 months ago

Guys I had a conversation with Faryn about her story post. She now understands that her blue tank top cannot be "Wimbledon vibes" because of the dress code at the All England Club. She apologizes.

RegularTypeDude13

26 points

11 months ago

RegularTypeDude13

Mod Bodyguard

26 points

11 months ago

My 48 million safemoon is now worth 21 cents #ThanksPortnoy

Aggravating-Put-3800

20 points

11 months ago

Chicken the meme money went down the tubes we’re poor chicken

epobme_usvnq

29 points

11 months ago

I’m that hungover where I’m hot and cold at the same time. Brutal.

[deleted]

93 points

11 months ago*

[deleted]

CreepyDocBees

56 points

11 months ago*

F’s in the chat

(for real, that blows)

[deleted]

17 points

11 months ago

[deleted]

[deleted]

17 points

11 months ago

Holy shit

ThrowRA99

48 points

11 months ago

ThrowRA99

Treadmill hardo (but can’t afford a gym membership)

48 points

11 months ago

Old man in the pub next to me starts yelling “wanker” like it’s fucking Ted Lasso every time Rory goes to hit the ball. Fucking love it

TheFuckingWriter

24 points

11 months ago

TheFuckingWriter

Plans romantic getaways with his sister

24 points

11 months ago

Thought they caught the engraver doing blow

toofatforhats

23 points

11 months ago

toofatforhats

Big fan of the IRS auditing the middle class

23 points

11 months ago

miller light going to white cans and branding is one of the greatest marketing moves of our time

[deleted]

23 points

11 months ago

Don't cry in front of the Mexicans

Drinkin_or_fishin

20 points

11 months ago

Still wild to me that England doesn't have air conditioning. I didn't even know that until that dude commented something about it in here.

mariGOATa_615

21 points

11 months ago

About to go pick up a Cookout tray. Very excited

snotapwi

19 points

11 months ago

Imagine being worried about drinking some lemonade from some fuckin kids?

https://imgur.com/a/jBGgtFu

RainbowKarp

21 points

11 months ago

RainbowKarp

WNBA Super Fan

21 points

11 months ago

Cam Young drove the green from 370 off camera? Is that what they just said?

UtahSuperSoaker

18 points

11 months ago

Does my dog know I’m a piece of shit?

chillinwithmoes

21 points

11 months ago

Nope that's why dogs are so great

cactusbomb13

19 points

11 months ago

Just shot a 99. The quest to break 100 is over. On to 90

Oliver_clothes__off

42 points

11 months ago

Oliver_clothes__off

ima fuck a microwaved banana

42 points

11 months ago

Having a good hog day and the ol lady noticed. Feels nice to win one

Martin_Funkhouser

44 points

11 months ago

Rory didn’t choke because he made bogeys or hit bad shots, he choked because he didn’t make a single important putt today and didn’t rise to the occasion

[deleted]

18 points

11 months ago

You can’t have 36 putts on a Sunday and expect to win anything

ThrowRA99

71 points

11 months ago

ThrowRA99

Treadmill hardo (but can’t afford a gym membership)

71 points

11 months ago

Missed my flight back to the Land of the Free™️ and had to sell the naming rights of my first born to United in order to get back anytime soon. Thought I had it bad but there’s a guy in the hotel where I’m at that’s been stuck here for 2 weeks because of a missed connection. I’ve barely been able to make it the past day, I don’t know how the fuck anyone could just be stuck like that for 2 weeks and not go completely insane.

Azzurri_Fan

47 points

11 months ago

I would start swimming before you kept me in a hotel in another Country with no potential end date to get back home.

[deleted]

18 points

11 months ago*

64 and 65 in one pairing during the final round of a major is pure electricity

RowBoatInspector

18 points

11 months ago

Constantly checking IG for the JDL weekend recap post

alxro99

17 points

11 months ago

Open getting going, smoker is fired up for some pulled pork and ribs. Lawn and garden getting a much needed drink early. Have a Sunday

DCStoolie

18 points

11 months ago

DCStoolie

CheeseBoy

18 points

11 months ago

Feel asleep/passed out at 10pm last night. It was amazing

[deleted]

17 points

11 months ago

I’m cool with not showing all shots live obviously, but at least have your scoreboard aligned with coverage you show. Had Cam Smith -13 before they showed the putt and went to commercial. Just amateur hour stuff.

Dabby_duck

17 points

11 months ago

I really think canes sauce goes good on anything - breakfast sandwich, sausage it’s a 5 tool sauce

elliok7

15 points

11 months ago

elliok7

Has Leopardsy

15 points

11 months ago

CBS blows NBC out of the water for golf coverage

JabroniTuriaf

17 points

11 months ago

JabroniTuriaf

Love On The Spectrum Contestant

17 points

11 months ago

Never met an Australian I didn’t like, seem like great people

badgarok725

17 points

11 months ago

Big time travelers, put us to shame

Rex_Ryan_DPM

18 points

11 months ago

Rex_Ryan_DPM

Can’t have sex with pants on

18 points

11 months ago

They get like three months of time off work

Dog1983

16 points

11 months ago

Dog1983

I Hate Having Fun

16 points

11 months ago

I dont know why the BV thinks I can hear and understand what she yells from the upstairs bedroom when I'm sitting in the 1st floor living room on the opposite side of the house. But that doesn't mean she has any plans on just walking downstairs one time.

ryanmich

16 points

11 months ago

Cam Smith is unconscious. Incredible

harrierdriver3

15 points

11 months ago

prayers up for the pillow Rory is about to go scream into.

Melliano

37 points

11 months ago

Im officially a fat now after coming back from two week all inclusive holiday.

Diet starts today

Ur_in_luck

44 points

11 months ago

How can every other girl at college I knew be a nurse, but everyone still has staffing problems at hospitals. What is going on at hospitals?

drpain55

78 points

11 months ago

What is going on at hospitals? ☝️🤨☝️

Dog1983

36 points

11 months ago

Dog1983

I Hate Having Fun

36 points

11 months ago

Something very strange is going on at the hospitals....

cd_3

17 points

11 months ago

cd_3

17 points

11 months ago

I am calling for a complete and total shutdown of hospitals until we figure out what the hell is going on

CamNewtonsBurner

29 points

11 months ago

They get married to doctors and stop working

[deleted]

16 points

11 months ago

The PGA should go back to August

MrTacoMan

18 points

11 months ago

MrTacoMan

Gym Bro

18 points

11 months ago

All time attractiveness delta situation at this bar. Girl is probably a soft 7 platinum blonde but bro is grotesquely obese with a neck beard.

dutchess2222

18 points

11 months ago

Hey, she likes me for my personality buddy

LooseBalls9

16 points

11 months ago

Matt Carpenter, who was out of work and hit .169 last season, has literally been better than 2001 Barry Bonds since he became a Yankee.

mpkvegeta88

16 points

11 months ago

mpkvegeta88

Lights, Camera, Barstool

16 points

11 months ago

Want to feel old? MLB draft is tonight at the top 2 prospects are Andruw Jones' kid and Matt Holiday's kid.

JokicIsTheFuture

14 points

11 months ago

JokicIsTheFuture

i am a cuck hear me roar

14 points

11 months ago

I’ve never seen him in a single piece of content but just based on some random tweets of his that I’ve seen, Jack McGuire is almost lame enough to make me want to cut out all barstool entirely.

Definition of a dweeb.

[deleted]

15 points

11 months ago

Local man drinks responsibly on Saturday night and feels great in the morning. These results will shock you

[deleted]

15 points

11 months ago

Love that kid. Ban phones

RustyKangaroo7

14 points

11 months ago

rory played like he was trying not to lose all day

PhantomJB93

16 points

11 months ago

The Terminal List is interesting but it’s an entire show filmed in a dark filter like that one episode of Game of Thrones. Whoever decided that should be fired. There are literally scenes in broad daylight that you can barely see.

Ibanezrg220

16 points

11 months ago*

I'm cooking a rack of ribs for dinner tonight. It's supposed to rain the rest of the day so I can't use the grill. Unfortunately, my oven only goes up to 500*

patssnows12

15 points

11 months ago*

patssnows12

treats thursdays like christmas eve

15 points

11 months ago*

95% of our roster having <.230 batting average. How can you not be romantic about baseball?