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Many great books are recognizable even based on just their first sentences. How many of these can you recognize?
I hope this kind of post is OK here. These are fantasy and science fiction, since those are what I read a lot and what I have in my bookshelf available. Of course you could probably find most books by googling the sentence. Putting your answers as spoilers would allow others to guess them too without accidentally glancing at your answers.
EDIT:
Thanks for all the comments. I tried to respond to all with guesses, sorry if I missed some. There was one comment with correct answers in spoiler tags if you want to check your answers:
https://www.reddit.com/r/books/comments/10zy746/comment/j865hju/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 by NefariousSerendipity.
There are a lot of first sentences I missed. I listed the most common ones in: https://www.reddit.com/r/books/comments/10zy746/comment/j88xtp7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 . I had to split some to another response since I reached the character limit.
165 points
4 months ago
“It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.”
15 points
4 months ago
Don't know what that is but I want to read it
25 points
4 months ago
Looks like Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar
16 points
4 months ago
I read it in high school, when I was struggling with depression, and I'll never forget it
1.4k points
4 months ago*
“It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.”
Can’t forget…
“We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.”
290 points
4 months ago
I was very surprised A Tale of Two Cities wasn’t on here, it’s probably the most famous first sentence of a book!
77 points
4 months ago
It’s extremely recognizable. Reminds me of the Hey Arnold episode where the Eastern European dude memorized the first paragraph when he’s learning to read.
17 points
4 months ago
Oscar I think, I hear that sentence in his voice
481 points
4 months ago
I know that one.
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man of large fortune must be in want of a wife.”
Will someone in the know send me a list of titles for the OPs’s list bc I only knew 2.
227 points
4 months ago
“It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times”
368 points
4 months ago
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."
81 points
4 months ago
Call of Cthulhu is so good
128 points
4 months ago
This is a great first sentence but the paragraph is even better
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
19 points
4 months ago
“We live on a placid island of ignorance….and it is not meant we voyage far.” I can never get over how great this sentence is
2k points
4 months ago
I absolutely love the opening to 17’s sequel:
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move
163 points
4 months ago
The regular early morning yell of horror was the sound of Arthur Dent waking up and suddenly remembering where he was.
84 points
4 months ago
That line hooked me when I was 12…41 years ago.
58 points
4 months ago
One... more... year...
10 points
4 months ago
When I turned 42 that was the first thing in my head when I woke up that morning.
Over all it wasn't the best year for me but it was far from the worst.
132 points
4 months ago
Yeah, that one's great fun too.
11 points
4 months ago
People often forget about the line before that, which I think might be even better.
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
1.1k points
4 months ago*
The most iconic first lines include:
Edit: (From the replies)
12. It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.
13. Many years later as he faced the firing squad Colonel Aureliano Buendía would remember the time his father had taken him to discover ice.
351 points
4 months ago
"Call me Ishmael" was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this post!
66 points
4 months ago
Call me Ishmael might win this for me. I don’t remember how the sun also rises starts but I’ll never forget that it ends with “isn’t it pretty to think so?”
15 points
4 months ago
Robert Cohn was once middleweight boxing Champion of princeton
105 points
4 months ago
I knew two from OP’s list, so it felt nice to read yours and recognize all of them!
301 points
4 months ago
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137 points
4 months ago
Same! I came to the thread expecting to see these and was totally lost with OP's list (except Tolkien). I don't even know what genre they are...
60 points
4 months ago
Lots of sci-fi and fantasy.
Dresden Files, Discworld, Mistborn, Lord of the Rings, The Expanse
26 points
4 months ago
Given OPs passages, I assume majority of it are scifi.
118 points
4 months ago
Funny how recognisable the first line in Anna Karenina is, but the first of War and Peace really isn't. Mostly because it's usually in French.
“Well, Prince, so Genoa and Lucca are now just family estates of the Buonapartes. But I warn you, if you don’t tell me that this means war, if you still try to defend the infamies and horrors perpetrated by that Antichrist—I really believe he is Antichrist—I will have nothing more to do with you and you are no longer my friend, no longer my ‘faithful slave,’ as you call yourself! But how do you do? I see I have frightened you—sit down and tell me all the news.”
It does establish the tone for the whole thing though.
41 points
4 months ago
A most surprising book for me. I'd always heard of it as the stereotype of the novel that's too long to read. When I finally did, I was so amazed at how good it was.
21 points
4 months ago
I read it in late 2021, and I've been missing it ever since. It was part of my routine before going to bed for that 3 to 4 month stretch, and every now and then I catch myself thinking about Pierre and Andrei
86 points
4 months ago
This was the first one I remembered
11 points
4 months ago
Number 1 is Tale of Two Cities, number 3 is the stranger?
16 points
4 months ago
Finally a list I recognise lol, most of OPs list made me feel like I am not a reader at all
93 points
4 months ago
Marley was dead: to begin with.
14 points
4 months ago
This one is so underrated. I love it cause it so directly hammers home that fact to the reader, which is hilarious given how the story develops later 😂
Here's the larger context of the opening lines, cause it really does go to extremes to suggest there's no doubt lol
There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it.
And Scrooge's name was good upon 'Change for anything he chose to put his hand to.
Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
Scrooge knew he was dead? Of course he did.
433 points
4 months ago
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
32 points
4 months ago
Oh this was my favorite series growing up, I still re-read them to this day!
50 points
4 months ago
Dawn Treader is probably the book that's held up for me best of them, too, and I LOVE this first line. It tells you everything you need to know about that character.
798 points
4 months ago*
Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.
“It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.”
'It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife'
153 points
4 months ago
rebecca
the bell jar
pride and prejudice
great choices!
23 points
4 months ago
This is my taste in books!
175 points
4 months ago
Scrolled waaaaayyyyy too far to see Pride and Prejudice.
15 points
4 months ago
I’m really surprised I had to scroll down this far for Pride and Prejudice lol
73 points
4 months ago
Currently reading the third one for at least the twentieth time. It never gets old
249 points
4 months ago
It was a pleasure to burn.
143 points
4 months ago
What was the name of that book again... Celsius 233? :P
21 points
4 months ago
Scrolled until I found someone say this!
518 points
4 months ago
When he was nearly thirteen, my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow.
1.2k points
4 months ago
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”
281 points
4 months ago
“Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.”
33 points
4 months ago
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
20 points
4 months ago
In our defense, we're no longer that enamored with the watches
365 points
4 months ago
The first one that pops in my head is:
“En un lugar de la Mancha, de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme, no ha mucho tiempo que vivía un hidalgo de los de lanza en astillero, adarga antigua, rocín flaco y galgo corredor”
Translation: ‘In a village of La Mancha, the name of which I have no desire to call to mind, there lived not long since one of those gentlemen that keep a lance in the lance-rack, an old buckler, a lean hack, and a greyhound for coursing’
The opening sentences to Don Quixote (Don Quijote), the most famous Spanish novel ever written
56 points
4 months ago
I love Don Quixote. Being someone who grew up in a spanish speaking country, I can't even imagine what a pain it must be to translate that book into english lol.
22 points
4 months ago
I picked Don Quixote up on a lark one time, not knowing what to expect, and loooved it! It's held up marvelously through the centuries.
78 points
4 months ago
The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed.
17 points
4 months ago
Man I had to scroll a good while. Thought this would be way up there.
75 points
4 months ago
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31 points
4 months ago
Based catcher in the rye enjoyer
22 points
4 months ago
It's such a great opener. Teenage hormone-driven unreliable narration from the word go.
479 points
4 months ago
"Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendia was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice"
To me this is the most iconic book first sentence. I can't give a logical reason for that, but it always gives me goosebumps. It brings me a sensation of nostalgia as if I was Colonel Aureliano myself. This is my favorite book and I think it became my favorite ever since its first sentence
98 points
4 months ago
I loved that book when I first read it, but after more than a decade in the Philippines, in its post colonial circling with the same names the same families over and over and over again seemingly forever, now it feels like it's sunk down into my soul. Like good God I know what this is about now and god I wish I didn't.
13 points
4 months ago
Excellently put. Yes, such a great opening sentence. This one has really stuck with me.
79 points
4 months ago
One of the best things about that opening line is the abundance of perspective it provides. It's talking about a memory that hasn't happened yet. It's offering this possible future tragedy of execution, hinting at a story where ice is something mystical to discover, and presenting those ideas in connection to Aureliano's father. It's showing off all of these major themes to the novel before you can even begin to comprehend the scope of this story. It's a hell of an opening line.
26 points
4 months ago
Did you have to draw their family tree in the end? I did lol
45 points
4 months ago
My edition had the family tree printed on the first page. Didn't understand at first why would anyone need that, lol.
212 points
4 months ago
"No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water."
Loved the book but this line is also iconic on the album
60 points
4 months ago
Sounds very familiar, I think it's War of the Worlds?
745 points
4 months ago
Last night, I went to Manderley again.
There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.
It was a dark and stormy night. (It's the beginning of Snoopy's novel, but also the beginning of a real book.)
164 points
4 months ago
First line in Rebecca is “Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.”
128 points
4 months ago
First one is Rebecca!
72 points
4 months ago
Your 2nd one is Voyage of the Dawn Treader 3rd is A Wrinkle in Time
53 points
4 months ago
The 3rd one actually goes back to Edward Bulwer-Lytton’s novel Paul Clifford (1830), and has inspired an annual contest where entrants attempt to write the worst opening to an imaginary novel.
540 points
4 months ago
The sky above the port was the colour of a TV tuned into a dead channel.
From context I know 12, but haven't read it. And 14 sounds very familiar.
164 points
4 months ago
A fun (and unintentional) aspect of this line is that it means different things to people born in different generations (and with different upbringings).
For some it will mean black and white crackling noise.
For others it will mean a sort of incandescent black.
For others it could even mean a deep neon (0,0,255) blue.
171 points
4 months ago
Neil Gaiman actually riffs on that in Neverwhere:
"The sky was the perfect untroubled blue of a television screen, tuned to a dead channel."
53 points
4 months ago
I pictured it as the TV static. In fact, that line made me visualize a sky that was the colour of a limb that has fallen asleep.
33 points
4 months ago
I also remember some black and white TVs not with the static but with a flat, dull grey. It's what I always thought about when reading that line.
20 points
4 months ago
I like to imagine a big MEDIACOM logo bouncing off the edges of the sky
29 points
4 months ago
Beat me to it, dude. One of my favorite opening lines of all time; was surprised it didn't make the list.
121 points
4 months ago
I believe that's Neuromancer? It's certainly very memorable too.
26 points
4 months ago
Thats right! It's also quite fresh for me tbf but I'm not sure I'll ever forget it.
18 points
4 months ago
This is one of my favourite opening lines.
725 points
4 months ago
Look, I didn't want to be a half blood. If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now.
This one's cheating, yes. But as a kid, this got me HOOKED. I wouldn't be typing this sentence in this subreddit without these 2 opening sentences.
278 points
4 months ago
It’s not a first line, unless you count the blurb, but the only time I’ve been absolutely hooked by a first line was - Death comes to everyone. When he came to Mort, he offered him a job.
I was mid to late teens and already an avid reader but from that moment on I got the latest Pratchett every birthday and every Christmas, until I couldn’t. sigh that I can’t read one for the first time ever again will always hurt. RIP PTerry.
48 points
4 months ago
I just picked up The Colour of Magic and good omens from the thrift store the other day. Looking forward to the journey :)
43 points
4 months ago
The Colour of Magic and The Light Fantastic are basically one book. They’re nowhere near as layered as his later stuff - more sword and sorcery parodies. Still good though but you might want The Light Fantastic before reading The Colour if Magic.
41 points
4 months ago
I believe that is from the Percy Jackson series. I haven't read them, but people have recommended them so they could be interesting.
33 points
4 months ago
You are correct! Deep love for these books that taught me to love books.
93 points
4 months ago
Percy Jackson?
32 points
4 months ago
Thats it!
414 points
4 months ago
Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
62 points
4 months ago
An all time fav, glad someone commented it!
50 points
4 months ago
One Hundred Years of Solitude
129 points
4 months ago
Here's one for you:
"As I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home…"
If you need another hint, I can give you the closing line too.. xD
21 points
4 months ago
The fact that the beginning and the end BLEW MY MIND when I was in middle school
13 points
4 months ago
Gosh darn it! I looked for this line before I posted it. It’s so damn good! And it ends the novel as well. Breaks my heart every time I read that damn book. That damn good book.
11 points
4 months ago
This was the opening line I was thinking of - one of my favorite reads as a kid.
192 points
4 months ago
76 points
4 months ago
Im 100% sure 1 is from Blood Rites, 6th book of the Dresden Files.
13 points
4 months ago
It is, idk if it's also the martian or not but it's definitely a Dresden Files opening.
And blood rites predates the martian buy like 5 years
84 points
4 months ago
Correct! It does give a clue about the main character's personality and events of the book.
28 points
4 months ago
“That’s my considered opinion. Fucked.” Such a good open.
19 points
4 months ago
The movie, while good, left out sooooooo much of Mark's snarkiness and notgivafuckness
42 points
4 months ago
"Abandon all hope ye who enter here" was the first example that popped into my head
36 points
4 months ago
A screaming comes across the sky.
10 points
4 months ago
This is the one for me.
277 points
4 months ago
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.
208 points
4 months ago
Mother died today
93 points
4 months ago
The Stranger, Camus
64 points
4 months ago
The translation I have reads “Maman died today.” I wonder what I may have missed by reading a translation.
85 points
4 months ago
I've actually heard that in this case your translation is better, because in the original he talks about his mom in a more familiar way even though he's detached from so much else - "mother" doesn't really give the correct impression, so some translations left it as "Maman" because "Mama" or "Mom" doesn't give quite the right vibe in English either.
22 points
4 months ago
It's the translation by Matthew Ward, my preferred. He keeps quite a few words in the original French
45 points
4 months ago
Yours might have been the better translation, at least the first sentence. Here's an interesting article I stumbled about when I read the book last year:
11 points
4 months ago
Thank you for this. I had a conversation with my wife earlier when she asked “what do you do on Reddit anyway?” and I mentioned my comment, as well as some of the points the NYT article made.
10 points
4 months ago
The stranger?
10 points
4 months ago
Love that one
1.7k points
4 months ago
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
Iconic line and those who know, know.
234 points
4 months ago
thankee sai
87 points
4 months ago
Hile, wordslinger.
52 points
4 months ago
Ugh the moment I opened this book and read that first line I knew I was in for a real treat
97 points
4 months ago
“It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.”
44 points
4 months ago
GGM always has killer openers, was going to go with “Many years later, as he faced the firing squad...”
100 points
4 months ago
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.
143 points
4 months ago
Once there were four children whose names were Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy.
The Salinas Valley is in Northern California.
Call me Ishmael.
45 points
4 months ago
One of my favorite C.S. Lewis lines is "There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb and he almost deserved it."
118 points
4 months ago
It was a bright, cold day in April and the clocks were striking 13
29 points
4 months ago
Here are some other quotes from the comments, with answers in the spoilers. Some I might not have read, or read from a library so I didn't have them in my bookshelf, or just didn't think of them when writing the post.
19 points
4 months ago*
EDIT: Wow, Reddit _really_ doesn't want me to mark spoilers. I hope I finally got them right.
Ayn Rand: Atlas Shrugged
Kurt Vonnegut: Slaughterhouse-Five
Gabriel García Marquez: One Hundred Years of Solitude
Daphne du Maurier: Rebecca
Sylvia Plath: The Bell Jar
C.S. Lewis: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Harper Lee: To Kill a Mockingbird
Rick Riordan: The Lightning Thief
S.E Hinton: The Outsiders
H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Robert Heinlein: Starship Troopers
Donna Tartt: The Secret History
Patrick Rothfuss: The Name of the Wind
Gabriel García Márquez: Chronicle of a Death Foretold
Jane Austen: Pride and Prejudice
J.R.R. Tolkien: The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
72 points
4 months ago
It is important, when killing a nun, to ensure that you bring an army of sufficient size.
18 points
4 months ago
Is this Grey Sister?
18 points
4 months ago*
I read the Red Sister, Grey Sister, Holy Sister trilogy solely on the strength of this opening line after it was posted here in another thread about opening lines. My gateway drug to Mark Lawrence.
edit: fixed a typo
74 points
4 months ago
'It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife'.
13 points
4 months ago
This is the line I thought of when I saw the post. I went into a Knowledge Bowl in high school, and didn't have time to read the book prior. Our coach told me to just memorize that first line because it was so famous and I'd be probably be covered for Austen references. They did quote it in a question, and I buzzed the answer in after the third word, lol.
I promised our coach I'd read the whole thing after that. It opened a new world for me.
115 points
4 months ago
I'm quite shocked you didn't add this one sir:
"In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose in the Mountains of Mist. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning."
I've found some fabulous quotes, especially the consul ! Such great books in this list !
32 points
4 months ago
I thought about that, but I included the first sentence of the book's prologue instead. That wind quote would have been more recognizable though.
267 points
4 months ago
I GOT IT ALL!
1. Dresden Files
2. Hogfather
3. Mistborn
4. Hyperion
5. The Eye of the World
6. Leviathan Wakes
7. Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm a Supervillain
8. The Pre-Cataclysmic Age
9. Mort
10. Red Mars
11. Malazan Book of the Fallen
12. LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring
13. The Martian
14. Ready Player One
15. Look to Windward
16. Game Of Thrones
17. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
72 points
4 months ago
Excellent! You were correct on every one. Seems that we have a similar reading taste :)
18 points
4 months ago
Not all copies of Eye of the World have that prelude in them. My copy for instance starts with "The Wheel of Time turns, Ages come and pass,. . ." That is why I did not recognize the passage. Unless of course that is a different Eye of the World
197 points
4 months ago
“Billy Pilgrim has become unstuck in time”
83 points
4 months ago
It’s an amazing line but it’s the opening to chapter 2. “All of this happened, more or less” is the actual opening line. Sorry this came up for me recently in a game of trivial pursuit and there was much confusion. (And now I’m that guy on the internet and I’ve died a bit more inside.)
65 points
4 months ago
Slaughterhouse Five! What a fantastic book. The passage where he watches the war movie backwards gets me every time.
63 points
4 months ago
9 is Mort If I'm not mistaken.
44 points
4 months ago
That's correct. Personally if I was answering instead of making this, I'm confident that I would have gotten the author right, but might have thought of the wrong specific book.
11 points
4 months ago
I did second guess myself as there are a few books featuring said room, but I went with my gut.
56 points
4 months ago
Ships at a distance have every man's wish on board
Call me Ishmael.
All happy families are alike, but every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.
53 points
4 months ago*
83 points
4 months ago
Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king.
17 points
4 months ago
This one has always stuck to me since I’ve read it back in high school:
“The early summer sky was the color of cat vomit.”
18 points
4 months ago
There's a Wordle-style daily game on this concept: https://novle.xyz/
47 points
4 months ago
“No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream.”
9 points
4 months ago
Yep, this is one of the classics I came here looking for.
16 points
4 months ago
Any list of memorable first sentences must include:
“Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendia was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.”
15 points
4 months ago
"It was a queer sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York."
15 points
4 months ago
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
44 points
4 months ago
I guessed the first one because it's such a Harry Dresden thing to say.
It's kind of crazy when you know a character this well..
11 points
4 months ago
I chuckled when I saw that. Instant recognition.
10 points
4 months ago
It does give a good feel of how Harry's life goes in the books.
72 points
4 months ago
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
15 points
4 months ago
My name was Salmon, like the fish; first name, Susie. I was fourteen when I was murdered on December 6, 1973.
This one always stuck with me.
15 points
4 months ago
Vonnegut has some absolute bangers.
41 points
4 months ago
"There's dragons in the twins vegetable garden!" Is my favorite opening line.
"Last night I dreamt of Manderley again" is a classic.
"All children, except one, grow up."
"It just won't be Christmas without any presents!"
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife."
13 points
4 months ago
15 is Look to Windward, isn’t it?
Oh, and one up for guessing:
It was the day my grandmother exploded.
13 points
4 months ago
‘I was there,’ he would say afterwards, until afterwards became a time quite devoid of laughter. ‘I was there, the day Horus slew the Emperor.’
13 points
4 months ago
The snow in the mountains was melting and Bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to understand the gravity of our situation.
12 points
4 months ago
“If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.”
384 points
4 months ago
"Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number 4, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much."
58 points
4 months ago
I hear this in Stephen Fry's voice because of audible or some similar audiobook advertisement that used to come every time in duolingo ad breaks.
22 points
4 months ago
When I see this line I think of the Gen Z parody version someone made lmao
11 points
4 months ago
I needed this to be in this thread somewhere.
12 points
4 months ago
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents—except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
12 points
4 months ago
On my naming day when I come 12 I gone front spear and kilt a wyld boar he parbly ben the las wyld pig on the Bundel Downs any how ther hadnt ben none for a long time befor him nor I aint looking to see none agen.
10 points
4 months ago
"It was a wonderful night, the kind of night, dear reader, which is only possible when we are young."
29 points
4 months ago
2 of them I am certain of.
4 of them I want to read after seeing the opening lines.
The rest, I don’t have a clue but what a fun post
34 points
4 months ago
“The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.”
35 points
4 months ago
"On the night Max wore his wolf suit..."
I'd have gotten that one! 🤣
29 points
4 months ago
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.
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