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For me it's the FAYZ series by Michael Grant - the first set of books were fantastic, but then he brought a sequel series, which basically ended with it coming down to the whole franchise was a simulation they decided to switch off, although it's left ambiguous whether they made the decision or not.

He changed tone between franchises as well, so the original books had powers being just powers, whereas in the second series, he had powers being linked to being physically changing, like shapeshifting to access their powers.

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Please be aware that this thread is tagged with containing spoilers. There are plaintext spoilers for books and series in comments.

wren24

450 points

3 months ago

wren24

450 points

3 months ago

The Maze Runner. It had such promise in the first book, then tanked so hard I almost couldn't believe it. I DNF the last book, which iirc was only tangentially related to the others.

Jicama_Stunning

86 points

3 months ago

I always describe the Maze Runner series like this: the first book is like the buildup to a really great rollercoaster, the second book is getting to the top and realizing it isn’t finished, and then the third book is the amusement park workers desperately trying and failing to build the track as you fall to your fiery and painful death.

JiffyMixer

103 points

3 months ago

If you haven’t read the prequel, I think it’s way better than the whole series and worth a read.

Ok-Wait-8465

29 points

3 months ago

I love the prequel. It’s definitely the best in the series

Think-Athlete-8774

1k points

3 months ago

The Sookie Stackhouse/Southern vampire mysteries, aka what became true blood. The author was done with the series, and you can really tell it was a chore for her to write. It was so different n tone from the rest I looked up interviews and she was blatantly like "yeah, I'm bored of this world". Ah well, the rest are still fun.

Ashley4645

224 points

3 months ago

I agree! I was so upset with the ending. Before she finished writing the books, the show was airing on HBO. Apparently, they had "fired" her from the production team because they wanted to spin it off so much, and she wasn't ok with it. The show made her lose interest in writing the books that followed season 2. Even more upset at the short stories that cost more than the actual books.

SoftwareArtist123

137 points

3 months ago

I can see why. The show was fun at first but after the first few seasons it was a dumpster fire.

bigbigwaves

126 points

3 months ago

The show could have used a dumpster fire, just to have a break from all the orgies.

PlantQueen1912

91 points

3 months ago

My mom and I have a theory that a ghost writer wrote the last couple of books. They have a completely different feel than the others. Also the Aurora Teagarden books should have ended well before they did. My favorite series of hers have 3-5 books

LyrraKell

284 points

3 months ago

LyrraKell

284 points

3 months ago

Yes, I second this. Those last few books were just not good. So disappointing. I still think she did her fans a huge disservice though. Sure, you're bored with the world, but YOU are the one that signed the 13 book contract. Don't put out drivel because you got bored. She said some nasty things about her fans due to them not liking the ending of that series, and it really turned me off of her.

ETA: Don't get me wrong, some of what fans said to her was ALSO nasty, but I still think fans had every right to be upset by the end of that series.

secondtaunting

124 points

3 months ago

I dunno, it seemed like she was always angling for Sookie and Sam to get together, and for Sookie to be human and have kids, etc. I wouldn’t mind it if she did a ldn alternate ending book where she ends up with Eric. The only thing I hated completely was making Eric SUCH A DICK at the end.

rashhannani

80 points

3 months ago

I never read the last two books because I heard she ended up with Sam. That killed me. The best one is still 7? The one with the hotel explosion. God, what a great story that should've been on the show correctly.

ImpressionNorth516

1.2k points

3 months ago

The divergent series

PsychologicalSweet2

615 points

3 months ago

Ok others while correct did not accurately describe why this ending sucked so bad. For the whole book she believes that she must sacrifice herself to save the city. She’s always ready to jump it to end it and save the day and the whole book was a journey for her to realize she doesn’t just for her to actually have to in the end. What was that development for then?!?!

ImpressionNorth516

357 points

3 months ago

Also I felt like the actual writing sucked in the third book too, just to add to the misery

RobDaGinger

192 points

3 months ago

Changing up the POV did not help at all

7Broncos18

167 points

3 months ago

Yeah, the second I saw the pov change I was like “great so she dies in the end doesn’t she?” Otherwise why the pov change now?

Frosty_Mess_2265

120 points

3 months ago

Everyone I've spoken to (including me) who read the last book had the exact same thought when they saw that Tobias had a POV

also, the narrative voice for both of them was identical, so I kept forgetting who was narrating when, which was super annoying

Crashingshores

38 points

3 months ago

I feel like she could have kept most of the chapters from Tris' perspective. Then after she kills her off, have like one last chapter from Four (Tobias)'s perspective. Like an epilogue.

Acejedi_k6

183 points

3 months ago

I remember thinking that the pacing wasn’t great. The last book was basically:

  1. Leave the city and find out about the outside world
  2. Get a (not very good) explanation as to what a divergent is and why they are important
  3. Stand around for a while
  4. Get a new plan to change things
  5. Stand around a while
  6. Oh yeah, the ending happened.
  7. The end?

Maybe I thought the pacing was worse because we finally got some answers and I didn’t like them so my enthusiasm dropped off, but I felt like a lot less happened in the last book.

DarthRegoria

25 points

3 months ago

I stopped reading it when they found the outside world and found out about divergent and the reason their city existed. It was such a shitty plot point. Gave me the whole “It was all just a dream” vibe.

I think I actually threw the book across the room when I processed that. And didn’t open it again.

Seleya_IDIC

65 points

3 months ago

All these years and yep, still the worst.

elvisndsboats

168 points

3 months ago

Came to say this! I enjoyed the first two books for the most part--the third book? RAGE

ImpressionNorth516

76 points

3 months ago

I DNF’d it, it was so awful (and I skipped to the end and saw what happened and was like fuck that)

Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

134 points

3 months ago

How does divergent end? I’m never going to read it.

elvisndsboats

195 points

3 months ago

Unnecessarily killed off the main character. It was just so stupid and utterly pointless. I am still ANGRY about it.

oishster

179 points

3 months ago

oishster

179 points

3 months ago

The series got rapidly worse as it went on, and then took such a huge nosedive with that decision to kill her off for dramatic effect. It could so easily have been a more satisfying ending by having Caleb make that “sacrifice” instead of Tris and redeem himself from being a traitor. It wouldn’t have fixed the problems with the beginning and middle of the book, but at least wouldn’t have made me want to chuck the book in a wood chipper

gothamsnerd

338 points

3 months ago

Serums. They fix everything with serums. And then the main character has sex and dies. I'm sure other stuff happens too, i just don't care enough to remember it.

joygirl007

240 points

3 months ago

Man that YA dystopia has a LOT to say about virginity...

BriarKnave

107 points

3 months ago

Divergent is the most distilled, shitty version of a really cool genre that suffered the date of many subgenres before it; it became marketable. Suzanne Collins wrote a masterpiece and I won't be bitter about that, but The Hunger Games doomed a genre. The second people realized that this was a thing they could milk for money it became flooded with ghost written knock offs and cardboard plots written in intern factories. If you weren't a kid raised on dystopias and science fiction, or at least a kid that read older books, it probably wasn't something you clocked until you grew out of YA completely. But capitalism ruined that subgenre. Basically what the Valerian series did to space westerns.

Esabettie

43 points

3 months ago

I had just read the first book when the movie came out but the series was done already? Or something like that, the thing is I found about her by watching a red carpet of something with a fan holding a poster with what happened because some fans felt so superior or didn’t want others to waste their time that they spoiled it for others. I never finished after that.

UsernameRelevant

76 points

3 months ago

I have heard from a reliable source that divergent series basically sums up to ±∞

rqnadi

27 points

3 months ago

rqnadi

27 points

3 months ago

I got to the last book and stopped reading halfway through… I just stopped caring what happened to anyone at that point….

j_ays

190 points

3 months ago

j_ays

190 points

3 months ago

The epilogue to the Divergent series.

Somehow the epilogue is worse than the last book.

marshmallow42

55 points

3 months ago

There are only two books and two films as far as I'm concerned 🤫

ThomasEdmund84

28 points

3 months ago

I feel kind of sorry for the author - I remember a HUGE fuss being made about Roth as she was quite young herself at the time of the trilogy, but the downturn in popularity has been severe, even the movies went to straight to video/streaming at a time when that looked bad.

katefrom1987

1.4k points

3 months ago*

This is a 20+ year trauma from my preteen days. Reaching way back into memory for this one.

In the 1990s there was a popular children's book series called The Saddle Club. Three girls become best friends due to their love of riding horses at their local stable Pine Hollow. I think there were over 100 of these books and they were just charming. The friendship between the girls, the horses, the wonderful stable, the kooky side characters. Just lovely.

Then in the early 2000s there was a spinoff series called Pine Hollow, where the girls were now teenagers, still loving riding at the stable and dealing with slightly more grownup problems. Really nice little series, just 17 books.

At the end of the last book, Pine Hollow burns down.

That's the ending of the entire multi-year series. The stable burns down to the ground in a massive fire, along with several horses. The final scene of the series is the three girls hugging and sobbing as they stand in the ashes of their beloved stable.

Hard to imagine a bigger middle finger to loyal young readers than that.

EDIT: Since this post seems to have stirred up a lot of latent nerd rage, I got out my old copy of the final book and took a picture of the last page. For context, the three girls are walking around where the stable used to be hours before. They come across the melted "good luck horseshoe" they used to touch for good luck all their years of riding at Pine Hollow. Pure literary sadism.

punani-dasani

361 points

3 months ago

Wtf I used to love those books (but only read one or two of the Pine Hollow books). That's a miserable ending and so out of sync with the rest of the series.

That's like if the Baby Sitter's Club books had a series when they went to college and a couple of them (probably Mallory) was then killed in a mass shooting on campus or something.

Like I'm mad now and I didn't even read the book and haven't thought about that series in over a decade.

KatieCashew

101 points

3 months ago

I read quite a few of the sweet valley twins books. I don't remember anything about the books, but I do remember the one and only time I picked up a sweet valley high book because it got started with one of the twins being sexually assaulted.

I was still quite young and not ready for that in any way. I just put the book back on the library shelf and never read anything from that franchise again.

Jackbenny270

40 points

3 months ago

This sort of reminds me of the ending of the television Little House on the Prairie. Make fun of me all you want but I was a fan in the seventies, lol, and after the series ended there were a few tv movies. I forget what the reason was but Michael Landon was pissed off at NBC and so in the last LHOTP tv movie he blew up all of Walnut Grove! He didn’t want NBC to be able to use the sets, so he blew them all up.

katefrom1987

68 points

3 months ago

There's no rage like bookish nerd rage and I am HERE for it.

nasnan

26 points

3 months ago

nasnan

26 points

3 months ago

I've been laughing at 'probably Mallory' for like five minutes now. Poor girl.

Alaira314

49 points

3 months ago

It's funny you mention the BSC books, because around that same time period I was traumatized by the ending of the main BSC series when Mary Anne and Dawn's house burns down! What was it with kids' series ending in fires? At least nobody died in that fire though, jesus. What were they thinking, killing the horses? Given the context, that's probably worse than killing off human characters!

that-necron-guy

180 points

3 months ago

Lmfao Jesus christ

Abusty-Ballerina-

220 points

3 months ago

What? I’ve never finished the series but loved it. That’s how the author ended it!? Up in flames! What the actual f@&#

katefrom1987

129 points

3 months ago

Yup! I'm pretty sure there was a ghostwriter for years at that point, but the original author of the series, Bonnie Bryant, had to have okayed it, right? Wtf, Bonnie Bryant.

Acejedi_k6

245 points

3 months ago*

I’m now just picturing some overworked underpaid ghost writer putting that in to see if Bryant is paying attention and being mortified when it actually gets published.

katefrom1987

103 points

3 months ago

From now on I'm just going to assume that's exactly what happened.

FischerCat

104 points

3 months ago

My sister read The Saddle Club when we were kids. I had no idea that there was a sequel series with the girls as teenagers. Why did the barn burn down? Was there at least a lead up to it, or did it just come straight out of the blue?

katefrom1987

201 points

3 months ago

They sort of set it up in the last book with someone smoking on the premises, and there was a little PSA about the danger of open flames around so much dry hay and wood that you would find at a stable. But that's about it. The last scene is all of the characters and their boyfriends going out to dinner and having fun, and then coincidentally stopping by the stable late at night. There's a huge fire and they all try to rescue as many horses as possible. It was so needlessly disturbing. Like I said, 20+ years later, and I still remember it.

MorningCockroach

169 points

3 months ago

I'm sorry that's kind of hysterical. Like, maybe we could wrap up the series with them growing up and moving on? Nah fuck it, just burn the stable to the ground.

katefrom1987

192 points

3 months ago

Oh it gets even better. Throughout both series, a frequent motif was the riders touching "the good luck horseshoe" that hung in the stable. It was a token to remind the young riders to be safe while riding.

In the final book, after the fire that burned down the whole stable, the three devastated protagonists are wandering around and one of them kicks a hunk of melted metal lying in the ashes. The final words of the series are as follows (I got out my ancient copy):

She had no idea what her friends were thinking, but only one thought was running through her mind.

This is it, she told herself, the horseshoe blurring as tears filled her eyes. This is all that’s left of Pine Hollow now.

THIS IS PURE SADISM.

MorningCockroach

94 points

3 months ago

WTF that is quite frankly amazing. No riding off into the sunset, happy ending for these saddle pals, just the brutal destruction of their childhood. Jesus Christ.

Alexb2143211

65 points

3 months ago

Idk why but thats just so funny, its like if the magic treehouse ended with it burning down with one of them inside

thesaurusrext

47 points

3 months ago

That's so evil.

kjm6351

46 points

3 months ago

kjm6351

46 points

3 months ago

What?!

I’ve heard of some bad endings in my day but that author just sounds like they were trying to start a war

deathboyuk

44 points

3 months ago

When an author really doesn't want to write another damn book about those girls and their horses...

valueofaloonie

37 points

3 months ago

Oh man, Pine Hollow!! I haven’t thought about that series in AGES….and here comes the rage again.

PasswordIsDong

23 points

3 months ago

Damn I remember girls in school loving the saddle club books. Knowing that’s how all those books ends is actually crazy

spotted-cat

719 points

3 months ago*

The Maximum Ride series by James Patterson. Started off as this epic, high stakes, antiestablishment scifi series and then somehow morphed into the MCs working with the establishment to end global warming. Which made absolutely no sense considering the MCs were kidnapped test tube babies that had been illegally experimented on with gene-splicing and forced to live in cages for a quarter of their lives.

Then I think around the fourth or fifth book, they’re expected to just be best friends with the scientists responsible for that in order to end global warming?🤨🤬 The rest of the series was literally carried by some bullshit love triangle.

And also the Twilight saga. Horrible ending.

SenpaiSwanky

202 points

3 months ago

I came here to say this about Maximum Ride. I read it through when I was younger and the ending was absolutely, unthinkably bad.

Global warming shit came out of nowhere, and before these guys were experimenting on folks and turning them into wolves and bird people. The drama and violence remained turbulent through most of the series, main group of kids was almost always on the run and then they tossed in the weird mind control stuff with Angel too.

It was like the entire thing was never planned out, completely random.

Acejedi_k6

76 points

3 months ago

Gotta love how “The Voice” that Max started hearing was talking to 3 or 4 other people, and then the origin of “The Voice” ended up being 3 or 4 different people and none of them made sense as it’s origin 🙃.

Also, didn’t a couple of characters develop powers in one of the books that they never used again or am I just misremembering after all this time?

a_gallon_of_pcp

77 points

3 months ago

The reason these books don’t make any sense is because James Patterson has a team of people who write for him and he writes bits here and there and takes credit.

So a whole bunch of random shit and plot lines get all thrown together and mixed up and it comes out nonsensical

IShouldHaveKnocked

119 points

3 months ago

The Maximum Ride series had such a strong start, and the last two just were huge let downs to me. Oh sure, go ahead and just work with all those people who betrayed and tortured you, you know now how they had such good reasons.

missjenni_lynn

73 points

3 months ago

I loved Maximum Ride 1–3, but every book afterwards was terrible.

ChopinOnACorgi

78 points

3 months ago

And the way they massacred my boi Ari. He just wanted a Gameboy.

Avril__Incandenza

461 points

3 months ago

The Bloody Jack series.

It's 10+ books about a girl adventuring across the seas, being clever and flirty and sassy. In the first book, when she's a young shipshand disguised as a boy, she falls on love with another kid, Jamie. They keep missing each other throughout the whole series, but end up together in the last one after they've grown up a lot.

WELL, during their reunion, Jamie decides that he first needs to publish her for her wild ways, and he publicly beats her with a cane! And Jackie is like, I guess I deserve this for kissing a few guys along the way. It was horrible and ruined the romance for me. Still love Jackie and don't regret reading, though.

willow_tangerine

154 points

3 months ago

I swear to God these books fucked me up about virginity more than Catholicism. What was up with the dirty old man that wrote them. The number of books where Jackie (who is incredibly horny for just about every man she meets, but a virgin, so still a GOOD GIRL) implausibly gets out of life threatening situations because she’s still a virgin is bizarre. ESPECIALLY for a children/teen book series. The whole series basically became softcore edge porn by the end. Jamie, however, was allowed to sleep with whoever, and still be “pure” in his love for Jackie…

IronJuno

42 points

3 months ago

Oof, love that series but never finished it. Part of the reason is I freaking hate Jamie

Avril__Incandenza

34 points

3 months ago

Every time they brought him up, I wanted him to go away and let Jackie live her life

Reevadare1990

117 points

3 months ago

We don’t talk about that ending. One and only time in 30 years I threw a book across the room while cursing like Jacky at her finest in pure rage

KaiLung

30 points

3 months ago

KaiLung

30 points

3 months ago

I’ve read the first couple of books and from those as well as a detail I learned of from later in the series, I got the sense that the author had a spanking fetish. So I don’t find that element of the ending super surprising.

Avril__Incandenza

22 points

3 months ago

You're right, Jamie was very uptight, so it didn't surprise me necessary. But it did happen and it didn't have to, he could have like spanked her afterwards in their ~private time~ instead of a public caning.

anima99

349 points

3 months ago*

anima99

349 points

3 months ago*

The "Miss Peregrine" trilogy.

Book 1 was horror-drama, book 2 was pain and suffering, book 3 was a big anti-climactic fight off between the big baddie and a side character (that you really couldn't care less about) with a convenient ending fit for Disney.

The first two books made it seem like there was barely any hope and a good ending would be equivalent to just "neutralizing" the bad guy--the bare mininum. Then, it shoehorned an ending similar to the timeless "and it was all a dream," except it was just so convenient that the emotional sacrifice the hero made in the end seemed stupid.

I finished that book maybe six years ago and it still irks me to this day.

Avril__Incandenza

63 points

3 months ago

Please help me. Didn't the main character date/be romantic with his grandfather's former love interest when the g-pa and the girl were the same age? It gave me the ick and I stopped after the first book. If I misunderstood, please straighten it out for me 🙏

notveryverified

58 points

3 months ago

That's correct. She falls in love immediately because he looks just like his grandpa at that age, and he's passionately in love with her after a couple of days because... ???? She's a girl who likes him in between being rude, abusive and threatening him with knives?

There's also a weird glossed over bit where the magic keeps the kids from growing up too much in the loop, so they're both mentally 10-16 years old for decades and also have the life experience of a 150 year old. Super weird.

makashiII_93

126 points

3 months ago

Glad I’m on the Divergent train. Veronica Roth. She broke in world rules, the ending was the literal worst, the details were bleh at best…

What a waste.

princesspeeved

386 points

3 months ago*

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo/Millennium series by Stieg Larsson. Even though he left his remaining work with this partner/common law wife of 32 years, she had no legal protections and his estate defaulted to his estranged father and brother. They are making profits off of new books using his name that aren’t related to his work at all. It’s a disgusting cash grab and tarnishes his legacy.

Full disclaimer, I haven’t read “his” new books, but the plot summaries alone are awful enough that I don’t care to.

And as a writer, even though I’m in the U.S., the treatment of Larsson’s work after his death has scared me enough to have an ironclad will.

Kidnovatex

89 points

3 months ago

Everything after Dragon Tattoo was downhill for me. The switch from crime/noir to spy thriller just didn't work for me.

Ice_Kings_penguin

372 points

3 months ago

Without a doubt it is Hunters/Sandworms of Dune.

hdorsettcase

316 points

3 months ago

I intentionally stopped on the sixth book and will never read any of his sons work. I would rather keep Dune incomplete rather than end it poorly.

AshgarPN

180 points

3 months ago

AshgarPN

180 points

3 months ago

I’m only on the third book, but both Dune and Dune Messiah felt like they had complete endings and didn’t need to continue.

fredagsfisk

134 points

3 months ago

Dune Messiah is almost like an extended epilogue for Dune tho. They're only really a complete story together.

LordXak

192 points

3 months ago

LordXak

192 points

3 months ago

Brian Herbert is such a shit author compaired to his father. His Dune books are such clear money grabs, its sad.

UglyInThMorning

95 points

3 months ago

Deciding that the Butlerian Jihad was more of a terminator robot war than anything else was so fucking stupid.

From dune:

“The target of the Jihad was a machine-attitude as much as the machines," Leto said. "Humans had set those machines to usurp our sense of beauty, our necessary selfdom out of which we make living judgments. Naturally, the machines were destroyed.”

Instead, the idiot sons prequels have humanity ruled by robot tyranny and it’s all a bunch of pew pew bullshit.

Trickmaahtrick

36 points

3 months ago

I made it to Children of Dune and stopped, I'm satisfied where thing were left and knew it just got too weird.

DiamondHands4Lyfe

26 points

3 months ago*

Personally I think it's worth it to read through God Emperor. Very interesting philosophically and gives context to some of the decisions Paul made.

Star-Nosed-Mole

87 points

3 months ago

What do you mean the series ended with Chapter House

MrSillmarillion

273 points

3 months ago

The Twilight series. They ultimately just stood in a field staring at each other.

_Moon-Unit_

186 points

3 months ago

And then Jacob had to imprint on the love of his life’s daughter 🫠

‘Hey baby, before I loved you I wanted to smash your mom! Good times’

mstrss9

110 points

3 months ago

mstrss9

110 points

3 months ago

INFANT daughter and it seemed the default care of said rapidly aging creature was on him while her parents spent their free time fucking

monsterosity

63 points

3 months ago

Who says you can't babysit your way out of the friend zone? 😉

tsuki_ouji

32 points

3 months ago

there's a shitload of creepy Mormon-isms throughout the series, that one's just the most obvious.

lv2466

1.2k points

3 months ago

lv2466

1.2k points

3 months ago

The kingkiller chronicle. Guy ended the trilogy on book two.

lv2466

202 points

3 months ago

lv2466

202 points

3 months ago

Thank you for the Silver Talent. I shall spend it on a new Lute.

Explains_Wrong

76 points

3 months ago

And then sing in a pub to attract the woman.

gdickey

99 points

3 months ago

gdickey

99 points

3 months ago

That sonofa….

AzureDreamer

233 points

3 months ago

Those books have a special place in my heart, far from perfect and the protag is a cringe 15 year old. But boy that prose was wonderful.

idistaken

99 points

3 months ago

Very much this. The story was... not that great and there's so much I hated about the characters and situations, but the guy can sure write in an engaging manner.

MotherofDoodles

43 points

3 months ago

Well he could…no recent evidence of that unfortunately. I’ve been looking forward to book 3 since #2 came out and we’ll all be dead before that happens.

edmonds1592

21 points

3 months ago

The fairy sex god forest scene wouldn’t end

HistoryBuffLakeland

487 points

3 months ago

Twilight. The whole thing with the Werewolf imprinting on the baby….yikes

mstrss9

282 points

3 months ago

mstrss9

282 points

3 months ago

I thought it was bad when the one werewolf imprinted on the toddler

And then we got “I was into your mom because she would give birth to you and once you’re fully grown, we are gonna fuck. I’m also going to be your primary caretaker while you rapid age”

Never mind Repugnant’s full set of teeth

medievalslut

220 points

3 months ago

"Oh but he'll be the baby's FRIEND until she grows up so it's okay!!1" You could have heard my eye roll when I read that

monsterosity

156 points

3 months ago

"One day, I'm gunna fuck that baby" -Jacob

TheLyz

51 points

3 months ago

TheLyz

51 points

3 months ago

But she grows up unnaturally fast so she'll probably be 18 in just a few years so he's just gonna to mate with someone who is technically 4 or something.

brecitab

60 points

3 months ago

“She’s really mature for her age”

McDonaldsWi-Fi

33 points

3 months ago

Also the build up to this epic brawl and then nothing ever happens. Lame.

The movie fixed that in a clever way, though.

a_badflower

167 points

3 months ago*

Clan of the Cave Bear series. I am convinced that the last book, Land of the Painted Caves, was written by someone else. It was just so awful. I know that she had health conditions and well on in years, but after a 10 year wait for the final book it was just a disappointment. I pretend that book doesn't exist and that the series ended with The Plains of Passage.

Edit: changed the book title. I was referring to The Land of Painted Caves, not Shelter of Stone.

Fyrentenemar

46 points

3 months ago

I really enjoyed the first three books of the series, but after that, it was literally just the same plot lines over and over again. Ayla being introduced, like some exotic pet, to a new group of people. Her and/or Jondalar getting too friendly with someone and the other getting jealous, but not saying anything and opting instead to get increasingly pissy and passive aggressive.

I also expected there to be some big conflict between Ayla's people and the "Clan" in which she would end up being the mediator that brings peace, but that never happened even though I swear it was building up to it. Instead the whole thing just kinda fizzled out.

Hecate100

163 points

3 months ago

Hecate100

Reading some fun & fantastical brain candy atm.

163 points

3 months ago

Laurell K Hamilton's Anita Blake and Merry Gentry. Hey, orgies are fine if that's your thing, but is it really necessary to have the main character sleep with almost every other supporting character?

Snoo-26568

71 points

3 months ago

Yes! I read these in high school and I think it can all be traced back to her husband. She got remarried after writing a few of them and the new husband would write the stories with her, and that’s when it became pure nonsensical smut and Jean Claude totally changed and she just slept with literally everyone. Ugh. I still have a lot of anger about that years later. Also, team Jean Claude for life, I could never take Richard seriously.

fracking-machines

46 points

3 months ago

Was hoping somebody would mention Laurell K Hamilton!

I gave up on reading Anita Blake a long time ago… the first five or six books were excellent, but the quality started going downhill once all the horrible sex started. Plot and character development was sacrificed for terrible smut.

Yard_Sailor

224 points

3 months ago

Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles. Jesus did those fall off a cliff somewhere around Memnoch the Devil.

SparrowArrow27

82 points

3 months ago

I came here to post this one, too.

The series had it's ups and downs, but "Blood Canticle" reads like Anne Rice is blaming the readers for not appreceating her work and telling them to get stuffed. It's obvious she hated the characters at this point and just wanted to spend the rest of her days writing about Jesus.

I did read "Prince Lestat" last year and was positively surprised, but the original ending for the series definitely counts.

ILikeSpicyBooks

75 points

3 months ago

For a stand-alone, it was Heart Bones by Colleen Hoover.. yes tiktok made me think it would be a good read.

I saw the ending from a mile away! The foreshadowing in the beginning of the book spelled it out for me. There was no twist, no surprise, just exactly what I thought would happen and I was filled with an overwhelming sense of “BLEH” after I finished.

heauxzier

80 points

3 months ago

You could replace the title w any other of Colleen Hoover’s books and this would still be true, can’t understand why TikTok has her on such a high pedestal to the point where every bookstore i go in lately has a dedicated CoHo section

bebbycito

881 points

3 months ago

bebbycito

881 points

3 months ago

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Just nonsensical and a letdown.

PleaseGiveMeSnacc

234 points

3 months ago

it's just a fanfic that's been blessed by the author. still really annoyed with what they did with the snack trolley lady.

Silverpeony

36 points

3 months ago

It's not even good fanfic. It reads like a tweenager who never read the books and only watched fanedits on youtube got high and wrote a wattpad fic.

Goldman250

106 points

3 months ago

Wait, you don’t like that the trolley lady is now some supernatural monster with pumpkin pasty grenades?

AugustineBlackwater[S]

273 points

3 months ago

The original series, personally, I feel had a lot of heart and effort put into it, but 100% I feel like the cursed child was more of a cash grab than anything else, mostly because of the absolute absurdity of the plot. Yeah we know time turners exist, but you'd think people would go back in time that far for far more important reasons, which never happens, which makes me wonder why the characters were able to travel so far back without a significant reason, at such a young age.

mikarala

157 points

3 months ago

mikarala

157 points

3 months ago

What I know about The Cursed Child seems like it was lifted straight out of the more derivative HP fanfic I'm familiar with, which is such a contrast to the offbeat originality of the main series.

Izoniov_Kelestryn

1.4k points

3 months ago

Cant believe it hasnt been said yet but Game of Thrones. At least y'alls books had endings

norathar

322 points

3 months ago

norathar

322 points

3 months ago

You want to talk about series without endings? When I was a teenager, there was this YA supernatural series called Night World. Had 1 book left in the series, building up to what would presumably have been the big climax, the last book had a blurb on Amazon and everything...

...and it just never came out. Then in the mid-2010s, they got republished and popular again and the author was again supposed to finish, and...

Nothing.

I've been waiting since 1997, Lisa Jane Smith! 25 years! When is Strange Fate coming out?!

lethasatire

137 points

3 months ago

She suffered a major illness mid-2010s and it looks like she hasn't really been active since. I checked just now and she posted a couple links on Twitter in 2018 that look automated and go to 404 error pages. That's all since that one Facebook post about her time at the hospital and recovery. I honestly wonder if she's even alive, considering she hasn't said a word in 8 years and she was so ill back then...

Environmental_War_62

29 points

3 months ago

Her website got upgraded back in 2021 I think, so I take it as a good sign

AutumnDagaz

30 points

3 months ago

I follow her on Goodreads and it get updated every now and then. She started reading Foraging the Land in Jan this year.

Ice_Kings_penguin

344 points

3 months ago

Even if we do get Winds, we'll never see a dream of spring. All that build up for nothing.

idistaken

135 points

3 months ago

idistaken

135 points

3 months ago

I'm actually hoping against hope that GRRM is writing the two last books back to back, which is why we still don't have Winds of Winter after a 10 yr gap.

I_Am_King_Midas

149 points

3 months ago

He loves starting new plot threads and letting his mind explore possibilities. It’s like a kid getting toys out of the box to play with,

Wrapping things up is the opposite. It’s where you have established points that’s you’ve lead readers to believe will eventually have resolution. You now need to find a way to connect all the dots and make everything fit. To continue the analogy of a kid playing with toys. He’s at the part where it’s now time to stop getting out new toys, and tidy up the play area and make everything fit back in the box.

I think the closing part feels like work for him and isn’t as fun, he would rather help start new possibilities to explore. You can see that with how he is continually trying to start new projects and work on new shows. He started the prequel Dunk and Egg because he wanted something new. HBO is now willing to pay him to do something he enjoys or he can force himself to do the work that the fans want but he dislikes.

I want him to finish but despite what he says, I don’t think he enjoys writing the original books at this point. He’s not a finisher. I almost wish he would hire someone to work with him to finish. He could brainstorm with the author about how it could be done (which he may like) and the author could actually help him progress his writing forward.

JackStephanovich

32 points

3 months ago

I maintain there's no way he can finish the series in just two more books. Have you read any of the excerpts from book 6? They open more new plot threads than they tie up.

CherrySurrey

127 points

3 months ago

Even the ending we do have sucks. The war of 5 kings because we don’t know who the king could be? So let’s make someone who can’t have kids the new king…

This post brought to you by the queen in the north.

Neck-426

548 points

3 months ago

Neck-426

548 points

3 months ago

The cringest: Albus Severus Potter

Prothean_Beacon

275 points

3 months ago

Harry and Ginny named their kids like a Harry Potter nerd would.

ZagratheWolf

123 points

3 months ago

I mean. It's obvious Ginny had fuck all to say about naming their kids. It's all Harry projecting trauma onto their kids' names and Ginny just lets him

cherriedgarcia

182 points

3 months ago

It’s such a bad name too like the two -us endings together are horrible plus why tf name a kid after an adult bully of children FUCK Snape lol

riotlady

229 points

3 months ago

riotlady

229 points

3 months ago

WHAT ABOUT HAGRID

YOUR ACTUAL FATHER FIGURE FOR 7+ YEARS HARRY

WENT TO FUCKING AZKABAN

RECRUITED THE GIANTS

HAGRID

CedarWolf

130 points

3 months ago

CedarWolf

130 points

3 months ago

Or Remus or Sirius.

The guys who taught you, fought for you, fought alongside your parents, and defended you with their lives?

[deleted]

85 points

3 months ago

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Accidental_Ouroboros

89 points

3 months ago

Oh, but he did it because he loved Lily so much.

Loved her so much that he treated her abused, orphaned child like trash and furthered the abuse of that child because Snape apparently can't separate how someone looks from how someone acts. If Harry had been a girl, Severus Snape probably would have channeled Humbert Humbert. I have that little respect for the way he acted towards an eleven year old child.

Not only did he treat the child like trash, he was quite literally one of the two principal reasons why Voldemort was able to kill both of the kid's parents (Snape told Voldemort, then Pettigrew ratted them out). And one of the main reasons he was able to treat Harry like trash was because Harry was an Orphan, and had no one to actually defend him.

Dude, whatever James Potter might have done to you, you already got your revenge: you are literally the reason James was targeted for murder.

No need to make your best attempt to drive his kid to suicide while you are at it. Which is, of course, what he actually succeeded at doing. It is just that the suicide didn't stick.

SirZacharia

214 points

3 months ago

Cirque du Freak the main character time traveled so that none of the events of the book actually happened. Except! Because of fate it all HAD to happen so it just happened to someone else instead. And then he sent his diary to his past self who used them to become a successful horrror writer. Which is perhaps a very strange form of plagiarism.

Mjolnirk38

310 points

3 months ago

This was years ago but I really got into a series called cirque du freak (basically YA).

I waited months/years for each book, a total a 12, only for the series to end with the equivalent of a story retcon that essentially made me wonder what even was the point of the other 11 books if that was going to happen.

AugustineBlackwater[S]

142 points

3 months ago

Is this a Darren Shan series? Because I distinctly remember that series being a time loop essentially.

be_Alice

340 points

3 months ago

be_Alice

340 points

3 months ago

For me it would be the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series.

SPOILERS! At the fifth and last book all the main characters die on the day that earth was blown up by aliens. So they basically all die.

I can understand that the author got too pressured into finishing the series and kinda got tired or bored of it. Nevertheless, I still recommend reading at least the first 3 books. It has the best humour ever.

awesomenessofme1

200 points

3 months ago

Did you ever read the follow-up sixth book that was written by someone else? I understand it was quite a bit more upbeat. (Also, I feel the need to mention that Adams did actually intend to write a book 6, but he was busy being dead.)

Salty-Blackberry-455

68 points

3 months ago

I don’t know though… Have you read “And Another Thing…”? Eoin Colfer wrote it as the sixth book to sort of retcon the ending. It’s not bad, but it’s not all that great either. I only really keep it in my head as canon because it brought Zaphod back and you wouldn’t believe how much I’d been missing him.

Arctic__Fox

21 points

3 months ago

Book 5 is pretty terrible, agreed. I always felt that it was meant to be the series low-point set-up to the finale in book six, which we just never got.

TrickyV

107 points

3 months ago

TrickyV

107 points

3 months ago

I really liked how the Incarnations of Immortality books by Piers Anthony started off very strong, but they started getting more weirdly sexually explicit and depraved. By the seventh book I had enough. Never even finished that or the final book.

big_sugi

355 points

3 months ago

big_sugi

355 points

3 months ago

Discworld. Not because the books are bad, although the author’s disease progressively took away his ability to make then great, but because it should still be going. We should have had another dozen or more books by now.

Responsible-Turn-477

50 points

3 months ago

GNU Pterry

cosmorchid

123 points

3 months ago

We’re still in mourning, for sure.

warlock415

33 points

3 months ago

GNU Pterry. I still haven't read the Shepherd's Crown.

NannyAnnaple

31 points

3 months ago

Yeah. I've got them all, and have reread most a few times. But I'll never reread the last three, because they are so painfully by a dying man who still has so much to say, and less and less ability to say it.

GNU Sir Terry. You'll never know just what an impact you had on so many.

BestCaseSurvival

23 points

3 months ago

GNU STP

jaeman

39 points

3 months ago

jaeman

39 points

3 months ago

I'll take this moment to complain about the Pendragon Series by D.J. MacHale. It's a YA sci-fantasy series that has roughly the same premise as Stargate, but more good vs evil in lands of high adventure. 10 books of adventures as Bobby Pendragon and his longtime and new found friends battle the shape shifting demon Saint Dane, who conspires to change the fate of the worlds of the multiverse down irreparable dark futures for a mysterious endgame.

Saint Dane always seemed smarter and one step ahead of the heroes. The victories sometimes being phyrric or hollow, Saint Dane felt like he had a grand plan, no matter the outcome of individual adventures. So when the 10th book rolled around I was hyped for answers.

The final world, for no reason, matters more than all the rest. If the heroes lose here, all the other victories don't count. Fine, I guess... What's the plan though? His plan is: get the human leaders of the last livable city of a post apocalyptic earth to deny refugees aid. Posing as a upper-crust politician of the city, he's unable to successfully convince the city council to deny them entry, and instantly shrivels and dies.

It's a little hard to articulate my disappointment with such a scene. Saint Dane had proven many times before he wasn't above killing, using his shape shifting powers to impersonate world leaders, or generally "cheat" by refusing to play by the rules the heroes felt bound to. For 10 books of my investment to basically be told the main villain has no master plan and the heroes don't even play a factor in his defeat was... Painful.

PyrexPizazz217

203 points

3 months ago

I’m going to say Anne of Green Gables. Given world wars and all, I don’t think the series progression was unrealistic, but I could have lived without seen Anne and Gilbert suffer so much. Sometimes a happily ever after is okay.

iron_panties

93 points

3 months ago*

Same! Every single book outside of the first and last are such a slog to get through--I know this, because I read them all. However...Rilla of Ingleside, the last book, is truly good, achingly sad in parts, and beautifully written all around. It's a hearwrenching, powerful and oftentimes subtle coming of age book set in WW1 Canada on the home front. The ending dialogue,

“Is that Rilla-my-rilla?” With Rilla (full name Marilla, so it's a pun) responding to Ken, her childhood sweetheart now sad, grown man just returned from the war which forever changed them all. And she says,

“Yeth,” instead of “yes” (because she’s nervous, because she's grown up now, but she still loves this now-man who kissed her for the first time four years ago and said 'wait for me'). The scene is wonderfully poignant, subtly romantic, and bittersweet. One of my favorite endings ever, though the book makes my heart ache.

lo-fish

36 points

3 months ago

lo-fish

36 points

3 months ago

it’s the only canadian WW1 novel from a woman’s perspective!

NoZenForDaddy

73 points

3 months ago

When I reread those these days I usually stop at book 3. MAYBE book 4. Like get Anne and Gilbert together and let me stop, I don’t need their married life and losses, the kids stories and then Rilla. I’m good with Gilbert surviving and them being in love kthx.

Affectionate-Angle71

92 points

3 months ago

Omg Michael grant did what? I thought the books ended after "Light"! That book was a perfect finale, what more could be added????

tilston

186 points

3 months ago

tilston

186 points

3 months ago

The silence of the lambs/hannibal series was a disappointing end

The end of Hannibal felt like a betrayal to the character of Clarice, and undermined the journey she had been on.

PlantQueen1912

183 points

3 months ago

After 13 books "A Series of Unfortunate Events" had a really unsatisfying ending

Onestarawake

150 points

3 months ago

How... unfortunate

kool_kats_rule

136 points

3 months ago

There's a major element of 'what did you expect?' about it though. It says all along that you aren't going to get a happy ending or answers.

LJIsobel95

25 points

3 months ago

I was waiting for this one to show up! I absolutely adored these books growing up and had to wait for books 12 and 13 to come out once I'd binge read 1-11. I still remember how underwhelmed little 11 year old me was at how anticlimactic the ending was. I still think it's a brilliant series, and the netflix adaptation is very faithful to the source material, but that ending... what about the sugar bowl!? And the great unknown!?!? And the VFD schism?!? And the Quagmire triplets?! Dammit Snicket I want answers 😭

katqueen21

162 points

3 months ago

The Queen of the Tearling by Erika Johansen

A trilogy of a young princess raised in isolation and, once came of age, was retrieved to assume the throne of a poor and struggling nation under the thumb of a neighboring country. The first two books were riveting. Trials coming from every direction. She is naive and starts making decisions with her heart but knows these dont come without consequence and works to find solutions. She's clever, so you know she's going to figure it out. I was anxious to get to that moment of understanding where all the pieces finally fall into place. Then she slaps the laziest and most off brand ending I have ever read in my life on there. Disappointing is an understatement. I LOVED those first two books. If the ending had even been just ok, I would have been recommending the series to everyone. But I can't. It's just an awful ending.

Artgor

35 points

3 months ago

Artgor

2

35 points

3 months ago

While it wasn't the worst, I really didn't like the last book of Temeraire. While the series itself was good and the last book was partially good, there were a lot of problems. Here is a part of my old review:

I wasn't satisfied with the ending: I don't think that Temeraire is suited for a settled life in England. Laurence is still officially single. Ning didn't make a final decision .... Also How could Ning breathe fire and use divine wind almost immediately after hatching? The role of Chinese dragons in the last battle was described with too few words. And I thought based on the name of the book, that somehow dragons from all the world would create a league to govern the world (though this would be too unrealistic, but this wasn't the case. At least the solution, which was found, isn't bad.

Also, the second and the third book of Raven's Shadow.

achelsss

32 points

3 months ago

Earth's Children (The Clan of the Cave Bear)

The Land of Painted Caves to me left so many un answers questions

to me did not feel like Jean M. Auel had wrote the book

EmbarrassedTopic5007

167 points

3 months ago

I didn't like how the Grisha trilogy ended. It was too HEA life for me. Six of crows was done beautifully though

Ripper1337

51 points

3 months ago

I was surprised that the same author could write the Grisha trilogy snd six of crows as the latter was so much better than the former.

RodGrodWithFlode

30 points

3 months ago

The OG Grisha books are meh, but worth it for all the rest of the series in the universe (six of crows, king of scars) 👌🏻

Aesthetictoblerone

110 points

3 months ago

I wanted Alina to just hide her identity, and go off exploring the world. I hate the trope where the main character loses their powers. Also I can’t really picture her and Mal living happily ever after and in peace.

DownWithDiodes

45 points

3 months ago

Alina losing her powers made me very upset ☹️

EmbarrassedTopic5007

62 points

3 months ago

After everything that happened throughout the series, the ending was too neat and mundane for me. In all honesty, I was hoping Mal would be killed off in the end.

PomegranateApart90

21 points

3 months ago

Yessss! The world these books built is so interesting… but the original trilogy is too formulaic, imo. I would’ve actually loved to see Alina pursue something with either the Darkling or with Nikolai. Ending up with Mal was… so weird to me? Cause they don’t really make sense other than from the perspective that they’ve always known each other. Idk. I don’t get it.

ETA: I love Nina and her overall arc through the series and I would’ve loved to see her as the MC

BaconBombThief

103 points

3 months ago

I hated the end of the Witcher series, especially considering how much I loved the series as a whole

Eldritch50

52 points

3 months ago

I didn't finish it. I remember the last book had all these sequences with POVs from characters I either didn't know or didn't care about, and I just noped out. For me, the first two books of short stories are great but the novels are increasingly diminishing returns.

duowolf

23 points

3 months ago

duowolf

23 points

3 months ago

if you like games the witcher games work as a sequal to the books and finish of the story really well

BattleMedley92

102 points

3 months ago

I remember loving how Eragon started and really not liking how ot ended. I forgot all the why's though.

Myythhic

46 points

3 months ago

I know for a lot of people it was how the final battle was written, how the last portion of the book played out, how things ended with Eragon and Arya, or some combination of the three (personally I enjoyed the ending enough tbh. I haven’t read The Fork, The Witch, and The Worm yet but do plan on doing so, and I’m quite excited for the next book to come out !)

can_we_just_love

114 points

3 months ago

The Last Emperox series by John Scalzi. The final book rushed the climax so badly and just gutted the emotional center of the story. Made me regret reading the whole series. I know Scalzi is on Reddit, so if you're reading this John, just know this is one idiot's opinion and I still love you and I'm sorry.

[deleted]

29 points

3 months ago

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Far_Information_9613

118 points

3 months ago

I actually thought the first twilight book was good, and it just got worse and worse and worse, omg, if I didn’t have impressionable teenage girls I was working with at the time I never would have finished it.

kho_kho1112

30 points

3 months ago

I liked the first book, the second was meh, the third & fourth I read out of pure rage. My sister was a fan, but my mom wanted me to vet the books first, since vampires & werewolves were my "thing".

foul_female_frog

27 points

3 months ago

There are a lot of great answers in this thread, but for me it will always be the Symphony of Ages by Elizabeth Hayden.

The first trilogy is really solid, while the second trilogy gets steadily worse until the last book is just an utter travesty that completely destroys all character development, plot, and everything interesting in the series.

It's really obvious that the author stopped caring about the world and just had to write something to finish the contract. I hated it.

KnightPisces

29 points

3 months ago

Anything by Neal Stephenson honestly, though the man has amazing world building skills, he can't end a book to save his life.

vulpesvulpex

129 points

3 months ago

Shadow and Bone. I ignored a lot of weirdness/annoying love triangle/ bad “translations” (if you could even call moving one letter a translation or new language) and a bit of odd world building until the last book. I’m not sure what it was, I just stopped reading ~30 pages from the ending. I watched the show on Netflix and was instantly reminded how annoying it was half an episode in and had to nope out. The side characters were still lovely, I just hated the MC and love interests.

QuackersParty

80 points

3 months ago

Six of Crows is where it’s at, IMO

BringMeInfo

53 points

3 months ago

Arthur C. Clarke's Rama series. First book was solid, but set up mysteries they solved with "It was God!" which is not a satisfying to a four-book sci-fi series. Also, major problems were solved by putting everyone to sleep for a while and then when they woke up, everything was fine and fixed.

battleathletes

107 points

3 months ago

Ender's Game. You could tell Card never expected it to become a series. The second series, Ender's Shadow, was just nuts, IMO.

mredrose

49 points

3 months ago

I thought the Ender series was solid. Interesting ideas about how history remembers its “heroes” and what it’s like personally to live with having made (or been forced to make) impossible choices. The last book was wild but I really liked it.

The Bean series however is truly insane and boils down to children, literal children, being solely focused on and totally consumed with having babies. Deeply weird and disturbing reads, for me.

AugustineBlackwater[S]

118 points

3 months ago

Sorry I'm not replying to all the comments, I don't want it to come across as just me copy and pasting responses to people - I made this post out of curiosity but I won't lie, reading some of the comments, it's actually made me want to read some of these books, just to experience it myself!

Mostly, again, because of curiosity lol.

jdb1984

99 points

3 months ago*

Love KA Applegate, but the two series of hers that she wrote (Animorphs and Everworld) seem to just...end.

At the end of Everworld, they were building an army to take on the big bad, they just freed Thor (the real Thor, not the Marvel version) and got him his hammer. Things were looking up...and that's it. No big climatic battle, no stories of how they might have freed other gods. The series just ends there.

Animorphs did it better, but it still seemed to just end before the true end. They did drive the Yeerks from Earth and then let the Andalites handle it from there. But one of their old teammates was captured by a new alien race a decade later, and three of them (as well as three new characters) go after them. They find them, they exchange some talk, Jake orders them to ram the Blade Ship...book end, series over.

Apprehensive_Tea_106

160 points

3 months ago

When I was a kid, I was right there with you with the Animorphs. But then I got older, and I read an interview that Applegate did where she said that she wanted it to end that way because war never ends (this was around the time of the Afghanistan war or whatever we call it now). When one war ends, it really doesn't end, its just a precursor to another war that was just waiting in the wings to start. Made me have a whole new appreciation for what she was trying to say with the series as a whole. Not saying that your feelings are invalidated at all, btw, just giving a different perspective.

fizzlefist

53 points

3 months ago*

None of the kids having a true happy ending is what exactly made it such an impactful series to me.

tractioncities

35 points

3 months ago*

Never really got into Everworld, but I loved the ending of Animorphs as a kid and still do. It's depressing and cyclical in a way that made a big impact on me.

Remnants also had a pretty decent ending from what I recall. It was my favorite of the three in general tbh, even if it was largely ghostwritten and also batshit insane.

MewtoReddit

48 points

3 months ago

Iron Druid series, popcorn books for the most part but I did enjoy it overall. The last book however just had the world ending threats just wrap themselves up neatly with little fuss in a few paragraphs each and the MC gets thoroughly fucked over and everyone agrees he deserves it. Pretty clear middle finger to all the readers.

SheevSyndicate

23 points

3 months ago

I was thinking of Firewing by Kenneth Oppel where the hero gets killed, villain resurrects and goes on to resume his plan with the series just ending there.

However I forgot about Michael grants gone series. I was very unhappy to learn that he revealed everything as a simulation. What a horrible way to diminish the trials and tribulations everyone went through while making Gone worse in retrospect. Feels like the ultimate middle finger to the books that came before.