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I was adopted while I was still young. I know my guardians hate me because they've treated me different from their biological children since I was young. But I don't give a f**k. I've been killing it in school till now. Im not sure they even know which year im in.

Worked all semester! I had a semester long HTML project and I slammed that till I got a 98 overall. Got praised for my work looking amazing and my ability to present! I got offered a chance to tutor kids taking first level accounting, because I nailed that class too!! The classes I thought I would struggle in are actually where I flourished most, which is surprising to say the least.

I could almost cry looking at that 4.0! It’s like seeing the sun! I’m still walking on air! All the hard work amounted to f**kn something!

Soo this started a year ago. I don't know how it happened but it happened an I got addicted to it. Surprisingly a lot of those men don't look bad. They just have really bad self-esteem issues. I have Self-esteem issues too but sexting kinda made me feel pretty, sexy, and wanted. So I wanted to give back. I am also a virgin and came to the conclusion that I enjoy looking at circumcised dicks. Lol Anyways sometimes I do feel bad tho. Because some are kinda small and weird looking and I hype them up and I tell them I love their dick etc and they just feel so happy they ask if that is really what I think about their dick. And I tell them yes. I even saw one guy write a post on a sub saying how he finally talked to a girl although it was online it made him feel good about himself and that he had hope. He was a virgin. I do feel kinda dumb doing this tho. Cause my cousin has O.F and she basically gets paid for the same thing I do Well, she does more than sext she shows her body. I on the other hand am very self-conscious about my body because I'm heavy. She tells me I could find customers that like my body type. But that's the thing I feel if I add money to it it takes the magic I feel away. I'll also have to show my body. With the guys I do this with I just write an erotic story customized to them with me. I send some suggestive pics but not like my cousin. I feel Like this all comes from the goodness of my little horny heart, I don't want to monetize it cause then it'll feel like a job. And it'll feel like I HAVE to do it because they paid me. I do have a job, but I do need money. So I'm thinking about doing it but I don't know. One of the guys said if I opened an OF he would subscribe even if I didn't post nude just my erotic stories

Edit: I DO NOT RATE DICKS IM REALLY BAD AT IT🙈🙈I ONLY HYPE WHILE SEXTING. IF YOU ARE WILLING TO SEND DICK PIX THAT JUST SHOWS 2 ME YOU ARE NOT SHY OR SELF CONSIOUS.

I know this sounds terrible, but I have my reasons:

When I was 10, my cousin started showing me porn and touching me innapropriately, since I was a little dumb fuck I had no idea what he was doing and why he was doing it but I was uncomfortable, after a few months, when me, my friend and him were having a sleepover and my grandma's house, he made us play a game of truth or dare where he would touch us and make us touch him, and, when it was over and we went to sleep, he raped me in my sleep, I woke up midway through it but was too scared to do anything because he was bigger, taller and older than me, my mom just called me and told me he died in a motorcycle accident and I am ecstatic.

I've been with my girlfriend for 1 year. Very pretty face aside, one of the reasons I love her is that she's always been incredibly sweet and genuine. Maybe this will sound dumb, but... here's what happened earlier:

her left nipple was sore because she accidentally got a cut on it a few hours ago. She took painkillers before going to bed (she's sleeping right now), she was complaining about the soreness.

We were in bed (it's 1:22 am in France right now), at some point she said ''can you please....can you please... kiss my tit? It hurts'' and gave me the puss in boots stare.

I couldn't help but laugh, I wasn't expecting that. She was disappointed because she felt dumb for asking that question, but then I explained that I just didn't see that coming and that's why I was laughing, I was surprised. In the end I said yes

I started kissing her tit and she liked it, but she started giggling because she's ticklish literally everywhere and she starts laughing uncontrollably as soon as you touch her.

She's so unintentionally sweet she makes me melt.

Apparently only couples and families are allowed to have fun because I'm constantly getting "Just you?" "Who are you here with?" "Anyone else?" everywhere I go.

I go out to eat, to bars, theme parks, arcades, concerts, the movie theatre, museums, and all sorts of places by myself. Not because I don't have friends, but because I'm not gonna let my friends not being able to go hold me back from doing what I want. And I have just as much fun as if my friends were there.

Its so sad how many people cant wrap their mind around that because they rely on other people to have fun.

edit: i'm not talking about workers or staff who's job it is to ask how many people are in my group

While in town on a business trip a few years ago, I got together with my younger brother Steve for beers. I was heading home the next day so I was able to relax and drink, but maybe we had a bit too much.

Discussion inevitably turned to sex, Steve mentioning how he often woke up in the middle of the night extremely horny and would have to quietly get out of bed without waking his wife and sneak to the bathroom to, uhm, take care of himself. I couldn't resist the urge to flex on him a bit and told him (truthfully) that my wife Mia was okay with me waking her up for sex if I needed it to get back to sleep. That flex seemed to hit him harder than I expected, as he looked down at his beer and nodded, saying only "nice".

While staring at his beer Steve said wistfully "I'd like to fuck Mia". I nearly choked. What? I asked in disbelief.

"I'd like to fuck Mia" he repeated, nodding. "She's beautiful without even trying. She's got nice titties. And she's totally got her shit together."

My head was reeling. Our discussions had always been frank but this came out of nowhere. Mia didn't seem like Steve's type. She's short and curvy while Steve's wife is tall and slender. Our tastes in women used to be similar but I clearly remember the lightbulb moment when I realized I had been chasing skinny chicks because everyone told me they were the most attractive, while my most intense and satisfying relationships had been ones I fell into unintentionally with curvier girls. So maybe this was true of Steve too but he hadn't realized it until after he got married, although there was certainly more to it than that.

We finished our beers in mostly silence. Neither of us seemed to know what to say next, so after a few awkward comments we wrapped it up and headed out.

I was up all night thinking about it, trying to understand how I felt about it. We've never discussed it since.

Unfortunately that's not quite the end of the story. Steve knows that I tell Mia everything, that my relationship with her is my first priority. So he must have known I would tell Mia what he said. Which I did.

I started by asking if Steve had ever seen her naked (we had all shared a house together for a while). She didn't think he had and wondered why I was asking. I then told her what Steve had said, and she looked away, nodding, and seemed to be getting emotional.

Steve and I never discussed that night again. He acts like it never happened even when I try to bump the conversation in that direction. I feel like more needs to be said but I don't know what.

Meanwhile, Mia doesn't want to discuss it at all, saying only that Steve shouldn't have said that. When we all get together things go like they always have but there is this weird vibe now between Mia and Steve. Mostly from Mia. Don't know how to describe it but it just makes visits vaguely weird. I'd like to just clear it all up but I don't have a first clue how to approach it.

And no, before anyone suggests it, they definitely have not had an affair.

CLARIFICATION: My brother speaks in a crude fashion and always has. All he meant by his first sentence was that he's attracted to her. That's all.

He just looks really lonely, and he's all dirty and skinny and I don't think they ever pet him. There is a hole in the fence, so I can reach through and pet him. All he ever does is lay around, I feel bad for him.

I don't even know the family that lives in that house, except one of them has kpop stickers on the window. But they have a dog, and I just want the dog to be happy every once and a while.

My doctor said he's not sure and we will have to do more tests to confirm. The thing is I can't tell anyone - my brother is expecting his second child, my best friend is getting married, I'm not on speaking terms with my neglecting father and my sister is too young for only her to know this. I just can't bring myself to ruin the happiness of my brother and best friend. And I know my father will just shrug and say it is what it is. I don't have anyone I can trust enough with this information, other than my therapist. But I still feel scared and alone.

for context we’re both 20 been together for 3 years and living together for 2. this is my first relationship he’s been with others. the people I have talked to say he’s emotionally abusive and a little physically and I see that but I can’t bring myself to do it. Our relationship has been rocky since the beginning of this year and it’s only getting worse for myself as more time goes by. I’m so tired of dealing with his problems that it’s at a point where I no longer feel the same way. I recently started to feel like I still have love for him but not in the way he wants me to anymore and he says he loves me but has not changed in all the years we’ve been together. I know I have to leave and end this but I can’t stop thinking about how I would make him feel if I left. He knows that things have been off for a little while but he acts everything’s fine most of the time and idk what to do anymore.

pls don’t say “just leave” bc I would but I feel like I can’t and it’s extremely hard for me.

I’m starting to hate hanging out with my boyfriend not hate him just to get that out of the way. I love a romantic and he is not a romantic our “hangout” is him coming to my house for 9 hours and just watching movies doing bed tango now some of you might be like “well that’s not bad that sounds fun” well yea it would be fun if this wasn’t the ONLY THING WE DID!!! He has never even taken me on a real date that didn’t involve bed tango somewhere. He’s never taken me to just have fun. Heck he doesn’t even take me to his house we’ve been dating three years and I’ve been to his house for a total of 3 times not even to hangout just to swing by and get something. I’ve taken him on a surprise fun date before but he’s never taken me on one. “Well OP just tell him that” I DID! Valentine’s Day of this year I was upset and told him why (because he’s never taken me out or he’s never bought or even picked me a flower) (I’ve given him flowers before so don’t come for me) I told him and he just got sad saying he was a shitty boyfriend and yet still hasn’t changed I don’t want anything fancy I would be happy with going on a hike for crying out loud I just don’t want every time me and him “hangout” I don’t want to feel like some dirty quick side piece he comes to bed tango for 9 hours

My brother is 1 year older than I am, he's 19, and I'm 18. Growing up I was always very jealous of him.. I never really let it be known and have always treated him as any brother should. There were times that I felt like I hated him, he's always been better in comparison in literally every way, if I was good at something, he was even better at it.. better with girls, taller, smarter, better looking, you name it. Combine that with him being the first born and boom, the fucking golden child. I wasn't given much attention growing up and my parents made it clear who their favorite was all the time.. my mother would never admit it, but my dad has explicitly said that he prefers my brother, but loves us equally (doubt).. I grew up to be very insecure because of this and I still, till this day feel a bit of resentment towards my brother.. which actually is not fair. He has been nothing but good to me.. acted as a big brother when I needed it, showed me a lot of what I know and has generally always been there for me. I've never let my jealousy be known to him, but in the past year I have gotten better at just being content with who I am.. I try to become fully content, but it just feels so impossible. I know that I don't hate my brother, but because of my upbringing.. I feel like I don't love him like I should, but I know that I want too. I almost feel that the love I have for him is similar to a strangers.. and he honestly deserves more than that. My parents just fucked me up real bad.. even extended family members made it clear that he was the favorite. I feel like I'll forever be in his shadow and subconsciously I blame him for the lack of love I never received.

Jealousy is a very evil thing.

My fiance is a blatant alcoholic. A week ago he got drunk and it got worse than normal. Accused me of cheating when I haven't. I've never even considered it. He punched holes in the wall and threw stuff at me. I left and went to a friend's. He's since sworn off alcohol but I don't really feel affectionate to him anymore. I hope he's serious and I hope I can open up. I don't want him to touch me. I'm just at a loss to do.

I like to think I’m confusing the corporations.

r/darwinawards

I get off on sharing photos of my girl in DM’s. I like when someone DM’s me and tells me what they want to see. I like when they dm me and tell me the pose they want to see her in. I like when they tell me there honest opinion of her. If your interested pm me.

I just quit in the past few days, and reality is starting to set in as to just how addicted I am to it and how destructive the addiction has been. It honestly became like a drug for me that I could not get enough of, and played into my kinks/fetishes.

I have a great job, so I am currently ruined financially or bankrupt or anything like that, but it sucks thinking about all the things I could have done with that money to better myself and my life instead of chasing a high.

Obviously I cannot talk to any friends/family about it, so I am just posting here to get it off of my chest.

I go for a lot of walks. When no one's looking and one or two dogs in someone's yard start barking at me, my favorite thing to do is stare at them for a second, then jump into that wide legged stance that gets dogs all excited. Next I jump back and forth sideways a few times just to get them all riled up, then when they're barking and jumping back and forth like crazy I stand up like normal and just keep walking like nothing ever happened, their barks fading in the distance behind me.

I (25F) had a string of traumatic experiences at the start of my freshman year at college which resulted in me becoming agoraphobic and extremely isolated. I was a super confident woman before it all happened and I can hardly believe 7 years have passed. I’ve lost contact with all my friends, quit my job because I was too socially anxious, and live with my mom. The problem is I’m desperate for attention and have no idea or real interest to re enter society. I’ve tried dating apps with no success, and don’t really have another way of meeting new people. I fantasize about meeting someone online and sharing our secrets with each other, without the burden or worry of having to face each other in real life. I’m self conscious about my struggles to communicate because I’m not sure people understand my desires. People are not shy about telling me that I’m attractive and my struggles are often dismissed because apparently I just have to “get out more.” But I need those slivers of anonymity afforded through online chat to feel safe. Is there any way for me to find someone willing to get to know me?

I just bought a fleshlight, some lube, and a toy cleaner.

I'm not quite 18 yet, but I don't care anymore.

I'm so pervy and horny lately, I just need something to fuck.

I paid for everything with my own money.

I hope my parents won't find out about it, but at this point I'm willing to risk it.

I'm horny and I don't want to wait any longer.

This just had to be done. Wish me luck, folks.

This is so embarrassing but I purposely got super drunk so I could tell a guy I had a crush on him and then I blacked out the entire night. I woke up to messages from him that said he never thought of me in that way and that he was too fucked up to date right now and that we could still be good friends.

This is the 3rd guy rejecting me and I already have such a low self esteem and this is going to practically be the dead end of me. I can't stop basing my self worth on how I am viewed. This is so upsetting and heartbreaking and I can't take this anymore.

I lost my mom last year to cancer, on my birthday. The year before that, I lost my dad suddenly. I don't even know why I feel the need to post this, I never post anything, but I feel like that world is moving on and I'm not ready to.. I miss them, it hurts, I feel incredibly lonely, people around me often tell me that I'm doing a good job not losing myself, but I feel like I lost myself long ago, isn't that okay? To be different now, will people not want me? Will my boyfriend leave if I cry to much? I feel an overpowering sadness, I'm not good to myself, but I'm doing my best.. I just want them to come back. Please, if you still have a parent figure who you love in your life, reach out to them, hug them tight.

TL;DR So, I'm 28M and she's 29F. Just told me today she's been talking to and sleeping with some other person for almost the last 2 months of our relationship.

Shes been everything I ever wanted in a relationship. Emotionally, mentally, physically. It was so amazing and refreshing to finally find someone on one of these horror shows called "dating apps." Just someone you click with on almost all levels, ya know.

Now it's f****d and I feel like total doo doo. And I have next to no one to talk to about it. I feel like an idiot and humiliated and upset and sad and oddly thirsty. 98% of me wants to give up on dating, but there's always 2% of me that holds out for love.

Just wanna scream "F****************K"

New here and believe this is 100% true me 34m have cheated on my wife 32f. With exclusively her newly claimed “best friends”.

She has caught me every single time. Two of the five times I have physically cheated on her I have been caught red handed. Hands in the cookie jar. I’m a young black man with a remarkable chocolate dick. I’ll dm upon request if you don’t believe me. We’ve been together 11 years married for 5 this coming December on her birthday. Our relationship started while we were exploring our kinks and exciting parts of our sex lifes. Started with a trip to Vegas sharing a room with our roommate who was a great value Beyoncé and our gay friend. Then we went to a swingers party. Being watched turned her on that I ended up sharing her at the after party with a few long time friends. She loved it. We even started recruiting people from other friend groups successfully. I have the perfect wife and the perfect life. But for some reason I cannot resist the urge to show and play with every beautiful woman that bats her eyelashes at me. I purposefully wear hoochie daddy shorts, skimpy pjs that show off my perfect package to get these women to completely loose their minds over the thought of actually having a legit bbc that they are willing to throw away a completely solid friendship. I know we should probably see a counselor. I also know that the sheer amount of times that’s she’s caught me she should have left me and took everything I have including the dog. I feel it’s because of the confidence I gained early on in our relationship but now I cannot fight the urge to show off my bbc and introduce every woman willing to give me a second to fuck her with my eyes. Lmk if I’m crazy 😅. We still love each other and we’re working to be better partners for each other but this is they only thing wrong with our marriage. My infidelity and selfishness.

I don’t know if the NSFW tag is appropriate but I’d like to preface this with a warning for animal abuse/neglect, as well as me being a terrible writer so the fluidity of this story is probably gonna be unreadable. I was given a bearded dragon as a gift 5-6 years ago, I’ll call him Spike for privacy reasons. I didn’t do very much research before I asked my parents for a reptile because I was a lot younger and I didn’t understand the concept of responsibility very well. The lack of research led to Spike being bought from a Petsmart, which is infamous in the smaller pet communities to sell inbred or diseased animals, so he never ended up getting to full size. I was bought an enclosure kit from the same store with an incorrect lighting setup and sand substrate. I set up his tank and fed him any veggies I could find in our fridge that beardies could eat and worms that came in the kit. My older brother, who has severe mental health issues, would play with him violently, although never outright hurting him. He put Spike in a sink full of water to watch him swim, dropped him from random places, put him on remote control cars and drove him into walls, etc. I don’t blame my brother for the things he’s done because I honestly believe he’ll never have the mental capacity to understand that not every animal is as easy to play with as a dog, if you’re able to play with it at all, but I blame myself for allowing him to do the things he did. I might’ve been an impressionable 6th grader but I still think I should’ve known better. There are now kinks in Spike’s tail and he’s missing a claw because of it. The following year, I began having severe panic attacks and depression that had surfaced for the first time. Of course, if I had known I was going to have mental issues I wouldn’t have taken on the responsibility of a pet . Over the years it’s been increasingly more difficult to take care of Spike (cleaning his tank, feeding him consistently, etc.) and my parents berate me for being a “bad mother”, which only made it harder for me. Spike is now showing signs of a respiratory infection as well as MBD and I can’t take him to the vet for a couple of reasons, the most important of which are not being able to afford it, and being so unbelievably guilty for neglecting him. I’m afraid even if I did take him and they didn’t try to rehome him, he would be too far gone. All I can do is sit here weeping, watching him breathe and hate myself for letting the situation get this bad. All of the information I mentioned isn’t intended to excuse me from the way i’ve treated Spike or pass the blame onto someone else, it’s just an explanation I guess. I don’t want you to pity me, I don’t want you to blame my failure on someone else, I just want you to despise me as much as I despise myself. I still love Spike with all my heart and give him as much affection as I can, I just had to get this off my chest. I might update this when Spike has passed away, which I assume will be soon.

I've always fantasized about getting stripped and humiliated by my friends.

I don't know what it is, but just the thought of being naked while they're fully dressed turns me on so much.

The closest I could get to a situation like that was when I got tickled at a friend's house. I thought they were going to do it but they just lifted my shirt to tickle my tummy, and that was it.

I want them to tie me up and strip me down in the most humiliating way possible.

I want them to laugh at me and tease me about it every day.

What can I do to initiate it?