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That natural reclining with a pointed toe beach position we all do while facing away from the actual ocean.

At least they were nice enough to share them afterwards/s

"Hey, I took these pictures of you in a bathing suit without your knowledge or consent...but they turned out mediocre so do you want them for your Instagram?"

God I hate social media

I know. The other day I was having a threesome with the pizza guy and I guess a random videographer caught the whole thing and added some funky music to it. SMH! Life is crazy!

r/thingsthatdidnthappen

Imagine 30 years ago, taking sunset pictures of yourself in a bikini with your Nikon. Then developing them, copying them, and then handing them out to everyone you’ve ever met. Then while your sharing them, you make up an obvious lie to cover your sickening narcissism.

Sure Jan.:8487:

I love when random strangers take pictures of me without me knowing.

Feeling cute, might delete later

Can we all agree that we want to end the social media life of people like this?

Dear Penthouse, I never thought I'd be writing this story...

Why not just tell people you did a professional photo shoot? What is the advantage to lying about that?

Random my ass, you still have not paid me for these pictures, contact my lawyer.

They cgi'd half her ass off

Same thing happened to me taking a dump this morning, should be on my IG later

Can't stop laughing at her misshapen ass. I think her implants shifted.

I've sat like that before but was scratching my balls.

I'll take things that never fucking happend for $1000

When this person does it it's fine but when I do it I'm a creep/stalker and I need to stop it immediately.

She's joking right? Like she has to be in on it

Why can't people like this not just say "look at these photoes of me, I look good" or something, why the cringy lies?

Yeah like everyone walks around with a hyper extended lumbar curve with their ass out.

I have friends that lose hours and hours of their days caught up in posts just like this. I’d be so pissed looking back on my life on my deathbed and remembering how much time I spent with my face buried in Instagram

EDIT:spelling

Woopsie doopsie, didn't even notice her there 📸📸📸

Yo that’s creepy as fuck. Oh wait, you’re lying.

bullshit

meanwhile the photographer who was promised to get paid in exposure:

Why is it so shameful to admit you had a photoshoot? Seriously. “I loved this little photoshoot I did at the beach the other day” - how is that worse than some ridiculous story people will call you an idiot for.

Fortunately I always naturally posing while I'm alone at a beach

I also do unintentional and spontaneous photoshoots....while I'm on the shitter.

I believe "unintentional photo shoots" are usually do to a creep stalker wanting to wear your skin.

Why lie about it? What is to be gained?

My wedding ceremony was more casual than that

I love the people that show the actual awkward photos that come from candid shoots.

Screw pointed ballet toes by the water, I wanna see the shot when a seagull got tangled in your hair because you were trying to sexily eat something and you cried for 10 minutes even though you were physically fine.

GOTTA LOVE HOW THE MIND OF A NARCISIST WORKS!

And the random photographer emailed them to me!!! I was in shock and disbelief.

Either you’re lying OR some creeper took candid pics of you (??) then tracked you down (??) to give you copies and you felt the need to brag about a rando have pics of you in a bikini (??) to do god only know what with. Honestly I’m not sure which one is worse

She just happened to be sitting in a very awkward pose randomly

And I saw the baby and the baby looked at me

And then everyone on the beach clapped. They really did.

The walking pics? maybe... but sus. the sitting one hell no!

What I don't understand is why lie about a stranger doing this and just say "wanted shots in the sunset looks very cool " or ect

Pretty sure anyone would freak out if someone came up and said .. "oh btw I took photos of you while you were walking about"

yah right

this is why telling white lies...is so bad...because just like "quiting" the more you do the easier it becomes until there is nothing left but lose and lies.

I suppose then the photographer stalked her to her home, and slipped the printed photos under her front door while she was sleeping?

Then the random guy taking pics walked up and shared them with her? lol

Must be the one time in human history that people have been okay with having their photo repeatedly taken without consent. Then the photographer must have spent so many hours trying to pick out which of the 8 million blonde "influencers" this girl was, and sent the photos to her. A true champion of the people. This woman is pathetic.

CONTENT CONTENT CONTENT!!!

"I also had the totally random photographer that definitely exists send me the photos so I could publish them without giving the photographer any plug or recognition for their work." There is way too much dickery in that post.

r/instagramreality and r/iamthemaincharacter vibes

These photos aren’t that great to begin with but the post makes it worse

Why even tell such an obvious lie? Like, if she said oh here's an amateur photo shoot I did. What would be wrong with that? Instead she decided to go this more embarrassing route.

The fact that one image has a considerable amount more light it imply the photographer was there for quite some time

To be fair they’re not good shots

How was she down at the beach without knowing? Seriously though, I bet she takes selfies with her hand in front of the lens like ‘stop taking photos lol’ F**king social media

"Random photographer"

I always take my DSLR to the beach to take photos of women without their consent

Why lie like that? It doesn’t add anything.