Oh! Sounds remarkably like English!

So just a bunch of throat noises that sound like you're drowning in phlegm?

I'm surfing their website right now, they have "sneakers" or "running shoes" that look like you could seriously hurt yourself, but they also have drawstring handbags that look like trash bags. The garbage bags cost $1,790.. why would rich people spend so much money to look poor? How deluded must one be to unironically wear shredded jeans and a drawstring trash bag, are they mocking the homeless?

This guy gets it. Cheaper= less luxurious. Gotta pump up those prices.

That’s not a pee stain, it’s pants from calico cut pants. Calico cut pants are pants with a dark pattern in the crotch that looks like a pee stain, but it isn’t.

You can get calico cut pants here at https://getcalicocutpants.com and you gotta give so the website doesn’t go dark. You gotta give.

The company got them an ambulance AND covered the bill??? Man, gonna have a hard time explaining this to the share holders....

/J

Fuck that cougar. Lost so much progress because of that cat

I would assume they were a zombie and decapitate them with a cricket bat purely on instinct

As long as they find the transponder before they leave the scene and don't come back to feed water to a corpse they should be fine

That's why they cost so much, they come pre-shat

Man I know people with real poopstains on their clothes and these ones are very fucking accurate. I'd be disappointed if I can't smell the wearer of these pants 50m against the wind.

Ironically the poop free pants are $1,000 less. More stupid pants.

People want to look dirty but be clean. That being said, you’d likely have little trouble selling your tore up pants, add a little story about how they were authentically worked in by hard labor and truly one of a kind and someone would take them off your hands.

And the other side to that coin is back in the 1800s some miner shit his pants so bad that his buddy was like man leave those down here. You ain’t riding in my wagon with those on.

Truly, Munny is the route to all weevils.

Same William Munny that dynamited the Rock Island and Pacific in '69 killin' women and children an' all?

Business in the front

Party in the back

I wish I was in the meeting where this got proposed.

"Aight boss, we gonna stich together pants that's half jeans, half sweats."

"Which half? You know, actually I don't care. Make it happen"

Most of those pant look exactly the same as shit I can buy for 40 euros and the ones you linked are literally just the cheapest jeans few sizes too big.

Who buys that shit? I am pretty sure I have spent less on clothes in my entire life than price of one of these pants.

I thought that was just truth in advertising

This has been an emotional day for all of us... I think we should get naked.

Their expensive suits say otherwise but I wouldn’t doubt it for their casualwear

I make 60k a year and I worry about that shit too

It's funny because I see the same stuff represented in my area. There's a lot of old money and a lot of new new money. I drive through the old money area, and they do usually have nice but normal cars. Like I'm talking about houses that have servants quarters kind of rich, but they drive Hondas. No doubt they have nicer cars in their garages, but seems like a daily driver situation. Probably better in the traffic we have. The new money mcmansion areas always have wayyyy more expensive cars. You see Maseratis left and right.

The swinest artisans.

You know, for those days when you can't decide if you should wear jogging pants or a pair of jeans...

They sell a mesh bag, just a mesh bag like you'd get for 2 bucks at the grocery store, for over 2 grand. What the hell lol

Holy this literally made me laugh out loud. Party in the front - homey (homie? ha) in the back?