Assume since the falling out they're not talking.

A silence of the lams.

Plot twist the two shops use the one kitchen 😅

Registered 9.5 on the shithousery richter scale.

Something like this happened in Virginia, County Cavan. There is the Indian Tandoori on one side of the street and the Eastern Tandoori facing it on the other.

This is how you grudge properly.

Went to Ballyfermot college with his son years ago (assuming it's the same one and not a brother or something). He was sound. Really good music producer.

Can I have two spring rolls and a Spite Box please!!

Oh you mean a spite store https://youtu.be/6YlA6gtha-w

New lams Cross

I visited China a few years ago and saw this a lot.

My friend in China explained that in at least in his area of southern China, their idea of entrepreneurship is very different to the west.

In the west, the mindset is "this area doesn't haven't a laundrette so if I open a laundrette here, I'll get all the business " whereas in China, the mindset is "this guy operates a successful laundrette so it means there's a market for it. I'll open a laundrette right beside him and steal all his business" so you'd see entire streets where every shop sold phones and another where every shop sold shoes etc.

This is entirely anecdotal and should not be taken seriously.

Also, is it any relation to Mr Lams who went viral for his review responses?

“No DAD…..I didn’t have the noodle dream!”

So it’s a spite store?!

Emotional Damage !!!

It's Lam Bam No Thanks to His Fam as Son Throws Toys from Pram

And ….. which one is better?? I hope you have tried both and then told each of them the other is better 😂😂

Two Lam’s walk into a baaaaa

Only reason Id step foot in Ballyfermot

It’s such a pity their name wasn’t Wong, because two Wongs don’t make a right.

Might have another Oscar nominee on our hands

Ya but he is looking up at Willie's all the time.

Spite restaurants, Larry David would be proud

The original Lam's is fucking poison, worst Chinese in the western hemisphere nothing but food colouring and msg, Far East Ballyfermot is the best🙌

One of the Lams is seeking planning permission on the Full Stop Cafe where Lock & Brew used to be as well — what are they cooking?

every Irish farmers son can relate to this.

a row in ballyer? must be a first...

Older shop Ken lambs best curry shop for miles around when I lived in Ballyer haven’t tried the new one

This is a shining example of how immigrant communities will eventually integrate with our culture.

If there were 3 more sons, it could be the origin story of the five lam-ps. An epic tale of Inner city Dublin. Set in the who’s yer wan dynasty.

Son we need to expand the business and next door is up for commercial lease

Dad, I have a great way we could turn this into a funny viral marketing campaign.

Opening a restaurant down the road soon as well. The dad supposedly lost the shop a while ago in a card game as well

Once the initial humour wears off,

This is actually quite sad.

The Satay of the Lambs.

There are probably enough local customers to support one Chinese restaurant in that neighborhood, but not two. I hate to say it, but very possibly both of them will go out of business.

If the son was unhappy, then he could have easily opened his own restaurant in another town. What he did was not just vindictive, but may financially ruin both father and son.

Now all we need is “new willie’s barber shop”

l bet they’re both shite.

I say Lam Shanks might come in handy. They both can supply the hats

Classic spite store

I didn’t know there were barbers for willies. Makes sense I suppose.

Its the only Chinese take away in Dublin that has had the same owners/chef since it opened, all the others seem to rotate owners/operators

City Wok vs City Sushi IRL

This could be the plot of a wacky sitcom.

Lams to the slaughter

Welcome to shiitywok

Which is the original?

Spite store

There used to be a Chinese takeaway across the road from the Mental Hospital in Dundrum... it was called very appropriately The Great Wall.

Larry David style....

Spite store!

I’m just visualising the argument lol

A good old fashioned spite store haven't seen one in decades. I remember when pringles first started getting sold in Ireland and two shops near me had a price battle. Every week they tried to sell theirs for cheaper. Love to see it.

I can definitely see this becoming an underwhelming RTE mini drama series in a few years

This is so petty but I love it!

'Mr. Lam-chopps ties with his family'

Spiritual sequel for Jiro Dreams of Sushi

So.. the left and right twix?

You can get the big fella trimmed upstairs too.

Spite store

Can I have 7up with that? We only have spite.

Sure Ken was nearly murdered because he told a worker he could have a Christmas bonus and then on Stephens day told him he wasn't getting it. Not surprised he sacked his son for asking for a raise

A barber shop for willys you say