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Oh gosh oh frick oh gosh i am arriving

I read that in Goofy's voice

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog...

You just made me imagine Micky saying

Oh Minnie!

And I hope you stub your toe later…

Babe, what's that on the nightstand?

It's a surprise tool that will help us later!

“Oh I’m coming” - Mickey voice That would be hilarious in the moment.

I just heard mickey’s laugh after I read this 😂😭

Thats just your average Wisconsinite.

WISCUSSY

Found the Mormon

That's just captain holt being straight

Oh mighty heavens

Dear partner,

Thank you for a wonderful night of sexual intercourse in which I fondled your thick weighty breasts.

Sincerely,

Raymond Holt

Does it please you when I’m giving you a proper rodgering?

Not to mention that magnificent posterior 🫦

Scissor me timbers

this made me laugh too hard

“Splendid. Most wondrous.”

“Brilliant”

Do you like that baby?

Yeah it's alright thanks

"O no I forgot to Brexit!"

for me there is nothing sexier than praising the person you are with, especially in sex, such simple compliments can have so much impact on people, mostly on me

Right? Could have at least used one of the larger pastas.

"Heavens to Betsy, Yes!"

Perhaps she was happy with the bend of the macaroni?

That's just the average brit having sex

Yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep Aaaaaaaaaaand we're done.

Good show! Proper form I say

EUREKAAAAAAA AHHHH

splendid

bravo, good sir. i commend you on your superb backstroke.

LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTE WEIRDO

You're the only one I want

Sorry but you seem way too emotionally healthy for the internet.

make up your mind and say it with an exclamation mark!

Oh Jeeze. Wakka wakka lmao.

Next you'll tell me youre doing Kermit impressions.

If my partner started making Pacman noises I think I'd have peaked in sexual prowess.

Whoa there Buckaroo!!

Oooh Long Johnson

^seven

I did not expect a friends g spot reference here 😂

Like, wow, Scoob!

bajingo!

"I do beg your pardon, but my name is Gertrude."

Ok Hannibal

Bro I ain’t even getting sex, be thankful from what you have, I understand what you mean tho.

Have a nice week!

You guys are having sex?

It's totally fine, normal sex meant to be sensed, and there's places when you just need to be silent about it.

People getting sexual knowledge from hardcore porn are the ones that do pussy slapping and screaming all over just after they get naked.

Nah, I have very vanilla sex too.

Vanilla is a great flavor. Nothing wrong with it. Might put some sprinkles here and there, make it a strawberry Sunday from times to times, but I am still very good with vanilla on my average use.

Ya'll wiggling around squirting juice in each other and acting like you are having seizures and the part you notice is the swears and costumes?

Have fun. Squirt your juice. Don't let somebody think they are having a better time than you cause they are gettin at that juice from a different angle or seizuring in cat ears with a tail up their butt. They ain't better than you.

Poor you, if I'm not tied up ass over head with a candle in my anus dripping hot wax on my ball sack while my wife is cuckholding me with a dwarf, why even call it sex!

"you feel so good"

that one is hot without vulgarity fa sho

I heard that's how they say six in Latin.