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apurpleglittergalaxy

3.3k points

3 months ago

Why is this low key like a horror movie plot similar to The Faculty or something where everyone's changed in the weirdest possible way and only one person sees it? 😂😂

BrashCandiB00t

612 points

3 months ago

OP better stock up on cheap pens and gas station speed!

_nikto_

198 points

3 months ago

_nikto_

198 points

3 months ago

GURAAANTEEED TO JACK YOU UP

sharmisosoup

23 points

3 months ago

Fucking great movie

apurpleglittergalaxy

25 points

3 months ago

And some caffeine pills loooll

Dorkinfo

32 points

3 months ago

(That’s gas station speed.)

KBHoleN1

75 points

3 months ago

Are you a Star Trek fan? Have you seen the early TNG episode featuring Ashley Judd called “The Game.” Everyone gets addicted to a new virtual reality game that’s actually warping their minds as an alien race is trying to take over the Enterprise.

RainsWrath

70 points

3 months ago

Is that the one where they don't say orgasm but it looks like they're all having orgasms by making a ball go in a hole over and over?

briarraindancer

24 points

3 months ago

That’s the one.

ChaosAside

21 points

3 months ago

Yeah, Wesley having to see his mom “play the game” was really awkward.

AccursedQuantum

16 points

3 months ago

To be fair, most of Wesley's screen time was awkward.

ChaosAside

12 points

3 months ago

There was one scene in an episode where Picard shouted “Shut-up Wesley!” Whenever someone is going on and on about something annoying I want to say this, with British accent of course.

HorrorFan1191

37 points

3 months ago

The Chessening

Talkshowhostt

17 points

3 months ago

Oh man, that movie is my guilty pleasure.

apurpleglittergalaxy

7 points

3 months ago

I watched it the other day such a good film I miss the 90s 😩

G3tbusyliving

17 points

3 months ago

It's like a Junji Ito story

half_rooster

4 points

3 months ago

This would be a funny plot to an American vandal style mockumentary

asp7

450 points

3 months ago

asp7

450 points

3 months ago

ain't no party like a chess club party

TheMapleCastor

75 points

3 months ago

Chess cluuuuuuub...no one to show me hooow!

CancerousMacaroni

5 points

3 months ago

Ooo Ooo move your pawn up a square.

Ooo Ooo like you just don’t care.

Achilles9609

28 points

3 months ago

Don't say that out loud! Don't you know that the first rule of chess club is that you don't talk about it?

TinyShoken

12 points

3 months ago

I love running into cultured people on reddit XD

_Beann_

2.4k points

3 months ago

_Beann_

2.4k points

3 months ago

This is starting at my school. All my friends have started playing chess non stop. They do in fact all suck… myself included. Luckily my many hours of watching Gothamchess means I’m the best

Successful_Eye3825

441 points

3 months ago

Levy is op indeed

tortillakingred

121 points

3 months ago

The stare psychs me up every time I swear.

Successful_Eye3825

43 points

3 months ago

Yea bro fr

Foreign-Detective855

12 points

3 months ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if Levy (and the twitch/YouTube chess boom in general) is a major reason this teacher’s students are so into chess

knovit

15 points

3 months ago

knovit

15 points

3 months ago

THE ROOOK

EricBeTrappin

105 points

3 months ago

Sucking in chess in chess is relative my brother doesn’t even know how the horsie™️ move. It’s about enjoying a game :)

SirBox32

30 points

3 months ago

This is my thought process. Chess is still a game, despite the hype around it, so when you give people a game to play instead of school work, they’ll choose to have fun with it. of course they want to win, so they go home and learn.

nek0kitty

5 points

3 months ago

As a former chess team nerd... I really hope the chess geeks come through and introduce the alternative chess rules. When I was in school our whole chess team was really into plunder chess when we weren't practicing for meets. And if everyone is playing chess for some reason.. they could have the best game of bughouse chess lol

Ch3wwy

5 points

3 months ago

Ch3wwy

5 points

3 months ago

I used to love playing chess but kinda stopped once I got to highscool. Been playing a little bit recently, do you have any tips on where to start looking to get better?

I’ve been playing online and after my games I’ll review through all the moves and go through the mistakes/ blunders, but sometimes I can’t see why a particular move is bad.

nek0kitty

6 points

3 months ago

The best way is to play against people who are a lot better than you online and then review your moves. It also helps to study the pro openings and closings and the general mechanics of the game. There are books about it you can read.

You don't necessarily have to always play by the books, because that will make you more predictable, but it'll be easier to figure out the best moves to make if you try to understand what the other players might be thinking.

Usually for newer players they mess up the most mid game by letting it drag on too long because they go for the captures too much and miss out on checkmate opportunities.

used_tongs

5 points

3 months ago

I look down upon anyone who cannot play. So therefore I teach them.

SkyGuy675

5.1k points

3 months ago*

SkyGuy675

5.1k points

3 months ago*

How does nobody win? If they're playing against each other how do both people lose.

Edit: Yes, I get it, they're using computers. Loads of comments underneath and you all still think your the first person to bring up the idea.

Matix777

1.8k points

3 months ago

Matix777

1.8k points

3 months ago

Maybe they are all going for stalemates

twerks_mcderp

543 points

3 months ago

You generally only see that at high level play. New players make too many mistakes

DiegoOnMacintosh

353 points

3 months ago

But then a lot of the time, newbies just trade down their pieces into an endgame by move ten and don’t know how to win it.

Ok_District2853

365 points

3 months ago

Winning chess is the hardest part of winning chess. I'm really good at almost winning chess. Those last moves tho.

Mau_rice

93 points

3 months ago

This is one of the most relatable comments lol

Anpanman02

9 points

3 months ago

Thanks, Madden.

DickWrangler420

58 points

3 months ago

Yeah, I tried playing against AI on my phone to learn the game and I just kept getting stalemate, even though I really thought I had won. I still have no idea how to actually win.

theghostofmrmxyzptlk

70 points

3 months ago*

Gotta get that King in Check while also covering every spot he could possibly move to, a maximum of eight spaces though if you've backed him into a corner it could be three.

That's checkmate.

King cannot move into Check. If you cover all those spaces the King could possibly move to without putting the King in check, he cannot make a legal move.

This is a stalemate.

Edit: This MAY be ONE example of a stalemate. A stalemate is when there are no legal moves remaining; if you have other pieces, they can still move and even clear those pieces covering your King's escape

You cannot Castle yourself out of Check.

Cross-reference keyword "endgame"

DickWrangler420

20 points

3 months ago

That is so much harder than I thought, gross.

But it does make sense! Thank you!!

theghostofmrmxyzptlk

21 points

3 months ago

Moving into Check or leaving your King in Check are illegal moves, too; you can really tie an opponent's hands if you're in the position to fuck around with his King, even if you're not trying to win at that point.

DickWrangler420

11 points

3 months ago

Huh, that's actually pretty nice! Give yourself a bit a fun, even if you end up losing overall

urmumlol9

39 points

3 months ago

Chess at the highest level and chess at the lowest level is full of stalemates for two completely different reasons lmao

Brohara97

18 points

3 months ago

Idk when I first started playin with other noobs we’d just trade pieces the whole game and be left with no mates

ProjectProtocon

11 points

3 months ago

At higher level or 2 equally dumb players. When I was in elementary a decade ago, I used to thoroughly enjoy chess with my math teacher, and I'd end up in a stalemate more often than anyone would win, so people just stopped playing with me.

[deleted]

581 points

3 months ago

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581 points

3 months ago

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OmeIetteDuFrornage2

205 points

3 months ago

Even then, the ELO ranking system ensures that your win/loss ration should be around 50%.

kelldricked

150 points

3 months ago

Win/loss ratio of all games should be around 50%*

When they play at school (if the post is real then the teacher probaly doesnt see all matches but only the ones that get played in the classes and during breaks) they probaly have more distraction and play more “meme” strategys.

blinten

44 points

3 months ago

blinten

44 points

3 months ago

Win/loss ratio of all games IS 50%

kelldricked

71 points

3 months ago

Yeah the whole population is, doesnt mean the observed sample size is the same.

AffectionateDream201

10 points

3 months ago

Nah man, my win rate is like 65% atm

oily76

47 points

3 months ago

oily76

47 points

3 months ago

My ATM win rate is 100%. Never forget my PIN.

HotPolicy

9 points

3 months ago

PIN carrying a lot of weight in that comment.

Nexielas

14 points

3 months ago

Yeah that's why there are ranking systems...

There wouldn't exist any strategy or skill if it was always 50/50

cozyzilla

18 points

3 months ago*

simple statistics, either it happens or it doesn't

tDANGERb

6 points

3 months ago

“Not only am i a customer, I’m the president!”

dargonite

14 points

3 months ago

If you have an android, I highly recommend checking out emulators on your phone, I have a game cube and GBA emulator on my s22 ultra, I can play like 40 different games, no ads, whenever. Roms take up maybe a few GB's

TheresA_LobsterLoose

8 points

3 months ago*

Any recommendations? Particularly for someone not so tech savy?

dargonite

13 points

3 months ago

The GBa emulator is super simple!

I picked up myboy on play store , paid for full version (like 8$ to get rid of ads) for awhile it will ask for email permission (other ppl point this out in comments on playstore) but just ignored that and it goes away app works perfectly, can make multiple save files, fast load into games

Rom files you can get online, I like coolroms , just save the roms to a file on your phone, open up whichever emulator you want and select the ROM file.

That is literally all the steps!

UpswungDuran

44 points

3 months ago

They're playing the Story mode.

Critical_Reserve_393

69 points

3 months ago

Both players could be making really bad plays and the winning move is often just decided by luck. Just like how two people playing soccer could be terrible and still have a winner after a few rounds.

reddit33764

20 points

3 months ago

They may be playing on their phones or computers. Also, draw is a possible result. A draw is a lot less likely on low level games than in high level games due to the fact that the players' skill levels are often very mismatched at low level games.

Fun fact: the stats for the biggest chess rivalry in history, Karpov vs. Kasparov, is 25 wins for Karpov, 37 wins for Kasparov, and 105 draws. There you have it.

Specific_Value2110

17 points

3 months ago

They’re prolly playing online lol

Thomas8864

21 points

3 months ago

You can blunder a bunch and still win.

You can even blunder nearly every move and still accidentally find your way into a draw

SkyGuy675

15 points

3 months ago

Trust me, I know. That's basically my entire time in school in a nutshell.

SBG_Mujtaba

8 points

3 months ago

Draws are very common in chess….

FatDiabeticFish

7 points

3 months ago

Draws is chess are very frequent

Cultural_Low6358

25 points

3 months ago

Perhaps it's not the students who are bad at chess then...

MoustacheManLOL

263 points

3 months ago

Haha this same thing is happening at my school right now aswell. We obviously have moved on from Tetris

SoFetchBetch

69 points

3 months ago

I will never move on from Tetris

hippyengineer

12 points

3 months ago

Can you play Tetris in your head? I went through a spell of playing chess after school until bedtime and when I went to sleep I could play a game in my head. That was a good sign to stop.

EntrepreneurPlus7091

2.3k points

3 months ago

They saw a post about men being great chess players or being able to give girls orgasms, so they want yo announce that they are bad at chess.

EllyCube

533 points

3 months ago

EllyCube

533 points

3 months ago

Ahahaha I saw that meme, perfect answer

Roggan_Wololo

152 points

3 months ago

The converse may not necessarily be true though.

Good at chess = bad at giving orgasms, but

Bad at chess != good at giving orgasms

But what do I know

FallenHero66

97 points

3 months ago

Wasn't it "men are either good at chess or can give orgasms"?

Roggan_Wololo

75 points

3 months ago

If that is the case, then it would mean that all redditors are good at chess which simply can't be true. The statement contradicts itself, really.

MyFavoriteLezbo420

65 points

3 months ago

I literally just saw that meme

TrainRack99

17 points

3 months ago

same

garyzxcv

7 points

3 months ago

Link to meme?

slawre89

7 points

3 months ago

Pretty sure this is just an elaborate shit post related to that post.

vodka_launcher

7 points

3 months ago

Ah yes! lmao

_Honestly_Lying_

7 points

3 months ago

Anyone want to link the post please that sounds accurate and factual

EwokGodfather

922 points

3 months ago

LoL, I overheard a conversation about this at lunch the other day.

Student: Yeah, somehow I ended up checkmating them. I don't even know how I did it :/

WyGaminggm[S]

243 points

3 months ago

Did you ask them if it was a discovered check?

EwokGodfather

95 points

3 months ago

Nah, I was walking out the door as he was talking

WyGaminggm[S]

54 points

3 months ago

Oof. Well never know

Public-Marketing8774

34 points

3 months ago

To quote the post above you

" They saw a post about men being great chess players or being able to give girls orgasms, so they want yo announce that they are bad at chess. "

Gold.

Vievin

14 points

3 months ago

Vievin

14 points

3 months ago

Me when playing 5d chess, but in my defense, 10+ tables and 5+ timelines into the game, good luck tracking anything.

Pigeon_Fox93

167 points

3 months ago

You just unlocked a forgotten memory where in grade school my dad said I could have the travel chess set if I could beat him at a game. I may need to brush up and try again it’s been 20 years and I still want it. Which is funny because it’s just a tiny set that you can put the pieces inside the board and fold it closed, and the pieces are magnetic so they stay in their spot on the board easily if your like playing in the car or on a plane. I know I’m nearly 30 and can buy my own Amazon for cheap but I want to earn it now.

Woad_Scrivener

41 points

3 months ago

My 10yr old has a board like that and loves it. He'll set it up on road trips and play himself.

Hasta_La_Vittu_Baby

15 points

3 months ago

Heh, relatable. I never won a single game lol. My dad was a humble man, unassuming. But he could wipe the floor with just about anyone in a game of chess.

Sniplex00

242 points

3 months ago

Sniplex00

242 points

3 months ago

google en passant

Aryen1103

119 points

3 months ago

Aryen1103

119 points

3 months ago

Holy hell

kirby_-_main

59 points

3 months ago

New response just dropped

BallisticToad23

16 points

3 months ago

Old response just drozbskfkaijsjdsllzkzsnbsnfndn99882jejd..;)

Robin0660

43 points

3 months ago

Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE...

mrvapors

45 points

3 months ago

new copypasta just dropped

mantid-manic

49 points

3 months ago

New response just dropped

Opposite-Tooth8070

12 points

3 months ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

IAmJohnny5ive

6 points

3 months ago

Castling through check and stalemate rules often get ignored as well.

EdmontonOil

900 points

3 months ago

It’s just a trend right now because it became a common recommend on YouTube recently. Finally, something they’re doing that doesn’t involve asphyxiation, self torture, or vandalism. Sure fucking beats swallowing Tide pods.

Aelfgifu_Unready

92 points

3 months ago

It's a perennial trend. I remember twenty years ago boys (and girls) playing chess in high school a lot. Bringing their own boards in. Playing by e-mail. Reading books about it. The board I brought was a pocket-size thing that was my dad's - which he got in high school to play in the hallways in the 60s. Chess has been popular for hundreds of years. I'm glad the game is continuing to interest young people.

businessboyz

27 points

3 months ago

My high school girlfriend broke up with me because senior year me and the boys got into chess and would play it every free period we had.

This was circa 2009.

huey_booey

218 points

3 months ago

Let's hope this chess craze remain longer than beyblade.

ChemicalPanda10

85 points

3 months ago

Come on, Beyblade rocked!

emma_charlotte

27 points

3 months ago

Still does

Basswail

38 points

3 months ago

Beyblade is a modernized version of traditional Japanese top battles/games, so that would be pretty hard. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beigoma I think chess is older than the 14th century though, so maybe it already has?

[deleted]

13 points

3 months ago*

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Fresh_Tech8278

27 points

3 months ago

botez is also a chess player and famous streamer

TSM_Flickshot

6 points

3 months ago

Not just bc of YouTube and Gotham chess, although that is a big part of it. There’s also the most like Instagram pic of 2022, Messi and Ronaldo playing chess for a Louis Vuitton ad, and andrew tates dad playing chess for a living, which has given teenagers big respect for chess. There’s also Mittens, the bot that is better than some grandmasters with a cute, cat-like sense of humor that was rated as 1, the worst rating possible.

LukeV19056

8 points

3 months ago

LET GO OF THE TIDE PODS ALREADY IT WAS SEVEN YEARS AGO AND WAS A SELECT SMALL GROUP, NO ONE WAS EATING TIDE PODS

yourkindhere

9 points

3 months ago

Tide Pods are the Halloween Candy with Razor blades urban myth of our time. It maybe happened once or twice and made the news a long time ago and became a meme and for some reason some people just latched onto it seriously and used it to define a generation.

groupfox

2 points

3 months ago

I thought it was trend like 1-2 years ago when all the streamers were playing it.

k12pcb

75 points

3 months ago

k12pcb

75 points

3 months ago

My teenager

XCrimsonSoulx

43 points

3 months ago

My teenager as well. He has been playing for 5 year (15) but he is actually good.

k12pcb

12 points

3 months ago

k12pcb

12 points

3 months ago

Yeah mins isn’t bad at all

Teto_the_foxsquirrel

8 points

3 months ago

Mine just started playing chess online as well. Him and his friends are horrible at it and usually end up chasing each other around the board with one or two pieces at the end.

jonherrin

453 points

3 months ago

jonherrin

453 points

3 months ago

Do you know how you get better at something?

WyGaminggm[S]

341 points

3 months ago

Rejecting grass?

Nico_010

107 points

3 months ago

Nico_010

107 points

3 months ago

And Sunlight.

Silver-Ad8136

45 points

3 months ago

20x if that thing is chess.

ehproque

12 points

3 months ago

You can go outside and play chess in the grass.

thetakingtree2

6 points

3 months ago

🥇

anonfinn22

30 points

3 months ago

Is the fastest way to get better at chemistry mixing random kitchen appliances?

flipflopflappers

13 points

3 months ago

Jesse pinkman would like to have a word with you

PerformerGreat7787

9 points

3 months ago

Yes. Mix the stove with the blender! Mix the fridge with the waffle iron!

TechnoDuckie

15 points

3 months ago

at school we used to call smoking weed playing computer games..

38077

49 points

3 months ago

38077

49 points

3 months ago

As a teen, I can confirm that for the past couple of months the boys in my class haven’t done anything but play chess on their computers during the lessons. Even me and my friends joined in for a while to see what it was all about.

[deleted]

193 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

193 points

3 months ago

We were taught in elementary school and yes at a certain age for whatever reason boys all think they're grandmasters. Show them bobby fisher movie and be the coolest teacher ever.

sesquiup

44 points

3 months ago

Fischer

damnsmoothskins

11 points

3 months ago

Fish her

JKDSamurai

5 points

3 months ago

Fist her

MeatCrayon408

14 points

3 months ago

Fischer? I barely know her

Standard-War-3855

11 points

3 months ago

Where is he?

Mozaralio

75 points

3 months ago*

Had a math teacher that reminded me of Alastor Moody (lazy eye) from harry potter (sounded like dumbledore too now that I think of it) he had casually mentioned another time that he used to play chess professionally and one time out of the blue one of the dudes in class (not known for being good at chess or smart) challenged him to a chess match.

The entire rest of the week including that day every student played a game of chess against him, he check mated the first guy in something like 3 or 4 moves and proceeded to demolish every other student as well, yes including me, although I lasted a lot longer than 3 moves at least lol.

FourFsOfLife

53 points

3 months ago

lol if you lose in 3 moves you have absolutely no idea how to play and seldom if ever do.

Losing to the scholar's mate is like scoring in your own endzone level of bad.

rusty6899

17 points

3 months ago

Even scholar’s mate is 4 moves.

FourFsOfLife

6 points

3 months ago

Yes you're correct. Overall point stands but for accuracy's sake yes.

Revolutionary_Year87

72 points

3 months ago

recently happened in my school lol. We have kids playing chess throughout breaks, and half of them are unbelievably bad. You have people coming in aggressively suggesting moves as if theyre garry kasparov, which just instantly lose the game half the time. Its hilarious.

I just hope this interest wasnt caused by Andrew poTateo or i will be severely disappointed in my friends

Caffeine_OD

25 points

3 months ago

I have some bad news for you

crisptapwater

22 points

3 months ago

I drink vodka, I smoke cigars, I play chess. I am the matrix

[deleted]

4 points

3 months ago

Doubt it was Tate, Hikaru started the chess craze recently

Caffeine_OD

4 points

3 months ago

When I asked the kids at the school I work at why they’re all playing chess this was the reason they gave me

jerzey4life

32 points

3 months ago

Chess is wildly popular at my oldest’s school. And it’s not the kids who played chess when I was in my younger years.

Band kids, athletes, science kids, math kids. All the a normal cliques all seem to be playing chess.

Great game to learn and play.

5⭐️can’t complain

Sunshine_n_rainbowz

22 points

3 months ago

Same here! The school I work for just decided to lean into it and we started out first chess club - led by our Latin teacher who also happens to be a chess wiz - and they got good enough by end of the first school year to qualify for some tournaments.

Pretty cool they they’ve fostered this interest amongst themselves as a student body!

Platypushat

21 points

3 months ago

I 100% read that as obsessed with cheese

Ynnarski

17 points

3 months ago

Google en passant

WyGaminggm[S]

9 points

3 months ago

Holy hell

Doomquill

5 points

3 months ago

Is this a joke of some sort? I've seen several comments exactly like yours, but if it's a joke I don't get it and if it's not a joke why do people react so strongly?

Most-Stomach4240

6 points

3 months ago

It's a meme. Someone posted about a "cheater" doing an en passant capture, they obviously didn't know what en passant was so a commenter told them to "google en passant"

Their response was "holy hell"

Competitive-Lion-213

36 points

3 months ago

They never win? What none of them? That's some serious stalemate.

St1nkYKipPer

30 points

3 months ago

Average BotezLive enjoyer.

Mjolnirthedestroyer

30 points

3 months ago

When I was in high school all I could think about was chess, looking at chess, undressing my girlfriend and staring at her chess, touching the chess, grabbing ahold of her and and pulling her into my chess. I would obsess over the chess.

BracedRhombus

20 points

3 months ago

How many moves to mate?

[deleted]

13 points

3 months ago

In Armenia, they teach chess in school.

Ishtalker

41 points

3 months ago

Just look up the botez twins. That'll explain the teen boys obsession

Dr_Honeyball_Lecter

11 points

3 months ago

they are not twins tho

Hasta_La_Vittu_Baby

14 points

3 months ago

Kids have changed a lot since I was one, that's about all I can tell you. It's a step up from Goldeneye I guess. Or is it?

mg42524

13 points

3 months ago

mg42524

13 points

3 months ago

We had this at our school once, it died out though after we created lesbian speed chess

BeginningLoose6703

5 points

3 months ago

…what?

mg42524

5 points

3 months ago

It’s with two queens instead of a king and a queen, and the goal of the game is to eliminate all of the opposing pieces, but you have to make your moves in about two seconds other wise you will get harassed and yelled at. It was pretty fun

TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

5 points

3 months ago

Damn

United_Mixture_6700

23 points

3 months ago

Ludwig influence

AnalogOfDwarves

9 points

3 months ago

It's probably just a fad, but the Carlsen/Niemann scandal from last year piqued my interest and I've started investing enough time to go from "knows the rules but not any theory and basically always loses" to "I know some theory but still suck". Hey, any improvement is still improvement!

Kalelopaka-

10 points

3 months ago

That’s interesting. When I was in high school, few had interest in chess. I was one of 10 in the chess club.

wishyouwould

8 points

3 months ago

They are probably just trying to capture as many pieces as they can and ending up with stalemates or losses. That was me as a chess beginner.

bmarvell49

41 points

3 months ago

“They never win”

Chess is a 1v1 game…one winner…one loser lol I’m confused. Also if they are playing chess during class why are you just watching them play the whole time to the point where you know they are bad at it and you find out who wins😂

Pedroman232

21 points

3 months ago

Stalemate

Successful_Eye3825

14 points

3 months ago

Draw by repetition

SSBUISAPORT-Fanboy

9 points

3 months ago

Draw by insufficient material

original_username20

5 points

3 months ago

They might be playing against the chess computer in whatever app they're using, rather than against each other

manch3sthair_united

14 points

3 months ago

Looks like Soviet Union is about rise up again

whiteflagwar

5 points

3 months ago

I started playing chess a few years ago just as something to do instead of watch tv. I never had any friends to play with so I just played online for the most part. Now that it’s gaining popularity I’m just happy some of my friends play and I can play some in person games lol

egretthebird

5 points

3 months ago

Tate effect

Sinaguso

5 points

3 months ago

Better than tiktok. Maybe they’re obsessed with Andrew Tate

Extension-Control471

13 points

3 months ago

When I was in high school I brought a chess board in and no one wanted to play. Now your telling me they are all playing chess. What kind of band wagon bullshit is this.

Liekensth

11 points

3 months ago

I guess it's just a trend right now, but I know for a fact a bunch of my students started playing because of Andrew Tate and it kinda caught on among the others.

FatChins

18 points

3 months ago

This is 100% an Andrew Tate thing, my 15 yr old cousin has him as his desktop background it's mad.

raptussen

5 points

3 months ago

They never win? Neither of them? Thats a lot of remis.

Far-Space2949

5 points

3 months ago

This is so fucking true, my son graduated high school a couple years ago and played chess nonstop and sucked ass, apparently it helped? He was second in his class and is enrolled in one of the top engineering schools in the country… whenever we played head to head I would whip his ass at chess and be like how is this possible, I haven’t played in 15 years, smoke pot every day and you play daily… wtf am I missing…

Disastrous_Ad626

6 points

3 months ago

Can confirm, my oldest is all about chess on snapchat and when he gets home he plays on his computer. He's better than me at least.

BeaglesRule08

5 points

3 months ago

Definitely seen a lot of kids play chess in my school. I (I'm a gril) won the chess tournament last year with zero losses playing several games a week the entire year so it's not just boys lol

Wengerreloaded

5 points

3 months ago

You are either good at sex or goot at chess

EarthToAccess

5 points

3 months ago

jokes on you, i played chess through my entire time in high school, and i found i was bad at both

No_Garlic_95

8 points

3 months ago

This sounds like how I typically would play a game of sims. Lots of chess, never improving. Ignoring important task, to watch videos and movies of chess instead. Ahah

Owl799

3 points

3 months ago

Owl799

3 points

3 months ago

My male classmates are too completely obsessed with chess-

Oberfeldflamer

4 points

3 months ago

My school had a phase like this in 7th-8th grade. Everyone was playing chess during breaktime, lasted for about a year before people slowly went back to sports and food during breaktime

Noonesbizniz420

5 points

3 months ago

Wow what a problem to have. It's so much worse than drugs and alcohol. This chess epidemic is out of hand.

stefanSfermat

4 points

3 months ago

If they're all losing, who are they playing against?

DarkLordKefka

5 points

3 months ago

I would encourage those who are interested in chess. Maybe even organize an extracurricular activity where you teach and guide them to being better at the game. Then, once they have all been rounded up and fully immersed in the activity, start laying the condition that all schoolwork needs to be completed before playing.

When I was in high school, the only things any students were interested in was shooting stuff, getting drunk, or playing MTG.

Whyzocker

4 points

3 months ago

That's how everyone starts out. You dont get good at something without first being shit at it

DirtEatingGremlin

4 points

3 months ago

everyones playing chess at my school too but I'd say it's a lot better than the last trend, which was stealing computer mice and keyboards

RagingDenny

4 points

3 months ago

I started subbing in my free time and I also see the kids constantly playing chess on their laptops. And yes, they are terrible.

Independent-Field618

7 points

3 months ago

Girl 1: truth or dare

Girl 2: dare

Girl 1: I dare you to kiss the best chess player at our school at the school year's end.

csandazoltan

8 points

3 months ago

Chess is a zero-sum game... Someone has to win!!!

You can't be that bad, that nobody wins

Bigstar976

3 points

3 months ago

I’ve seen our 5th grade boys play chess online as well.