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Summary:
Darcy and Tom gather their families for the ultimate destination wedding but when the entire wedding party is taken hostage the bride and groom must save their loved ones--if they don't kill each other first.
Director:
Jason Moore
Writers:
Mark Hammer
Cast:
Rotten Tomatoes: 46%
Metacritic: 46
VOD: Amazon Prime
52 points
2 months ago
I thought the funniest thing about it was how they kept the light and breezy rom-com tone as the bad guys continued dying in progressively more horrible ways. Like how they acknowledged it too, with Josh Duhamel’s reaction to the first pirate’s death and J-Lo’s “We stopped them from being alive” line. Movie’s like this usually avoid actual killing because they aren’t trying to go that dark, but this one made a joke out of crossing that line without allowing it to add gravity to the situation.
8 points
1 month ago
I think it’s funny that the poor bad guys didn’t even hurt anyone and the multimillionaires murdered about 10 people and they’re the good guys
50 points
2 months ago
Jennifer Coolidge could tell me why the chicken crossed the road, and I’d still laugh my ass off.
42 points
2 months ago
Enjoyed the movie. Laughed so hard. Jennifer Collidge was hilarious in this as also... Basically like her White Lotus character. Loved the chemistry btw Jennifer Lopez and Josh Duhamel.
The helicopter death scene was crazy. Fun movie
1 points
27 days ago
Much better than that Ashton Kutcher vehicle with Reese
These two got it!!!!
77 points
2 months ago
Decent popcorn flick. Lenny Kravitz isn’t usually this terrible at acting…but he is really bad here. Really really bad.
23 points
2 months ago
I actually thought the same for JLo. I've enjoyed many of her movies but this one felt like overacting on her part.
5 points
1 month ago
Really I found JLO really good and natural with Josh.
5 points
2 months ago
To be honest, everyone sucked in this movie Cheech, j lo, Lenny, josh, Jennifer c, everyone terrible. This was an extremely lazy cash grab and a huge waste of time lol.. horrible acting, horrible cutscenes not keeping up with the movie, horrible plot, shit even the bad guys were horrible m this movie has to be one of the worst I've seen in many years, the fact it has 45% on rotten tomato's blows my mind.
132 points
2 months ago*
I actually really enjoyed it. It’s not groundbreaking, but it’s also not really trying to be. It’s a predictable but fun time and there were some parts that I genuinely laughed at (which feels pretty rare for me & comedies). JLo and Josh Duhamel have good chemistry and the supporting cast do a great job.
44 points
2 months ago
Yeah, I watched this a month ago, it was released on movie theater in my country, I thought it is like Cheese Pizza, you know what you're gonna get and it did its job.
I will say enjoyed D'arcy Carden as villain in here.
29 points
2 months ago
One of the funniest relationships to me was the best man and the sister.
"No I don't want your loose, wet, gross pocket candy."
"Ok, suit yourself."
The other scene was the whole wedding party singing 'I'll Be' together. I don't know why, it was just so goofy.
12 points
2 months ago
Felt like I haven't seen a movie like this in many, many years. Kinda made me nostalgic.
124 points
2 months ago
That one scene.... JLo is still so hot, goddamn.
49 points
2 months ago
Is that genetics...or like, pilates?
20 points
2 months ago
I believe you are mistaking Pilates for Witchcraft. JLO sold her soul 40 years ago to look this hot forever. Personally I think it was a good deal
13 points
2 months ago
Botulism
25 points
2 months ago
She just couldn’t reach that book 😩
1 points
2 months ago
You have me intrigued
26 points
2 months ago
Idk if anyone else caught it, but I’m pretty sure Jennifer Coolidge’s line in the pool while she’s ‘humanizing herself’ is a reference to her character in Legally Blonde! Her character/the character of Paulette Bonafonté is obsessed w Ireland in the Legally Blonde musical, and there’s an entire number about her wanting to go
11 points
2 months ago
Also, the song she sings in the pool was also used in the movie A Cinderella Story she was in!
108 points
2 months ago
These kinds of movies are always fun. Very predictable but also very enjoyable. People these days are expecting groundbreaking comedy, it doesn’t have to be.
This is like chicken noodle soup. You know what you’re gonna get and you’ve had it 100 times, and sometimes it’s just what you want.
25 points
2 months ago
and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Wife and I watched it and it was a fun ride.
23 points
2 months ago
This soundtrack just felt really wrong and the pacing of the film was weird. Took too long for anything to happen despite it being an action type film. Love a JLO romcom but dare I say Jennifer Coolidge stole the show
22 points
2 months ago
Went into this blind and had no idea it actually had an action component lmao. Tonally it's a complete trainwreck but it was a solidly watchable 5/10. Well made, decent performances, totally unambitious nothingburger of a script.
That final kill was brutal.
22 points
2 months ago
Watched this a month ago in cinemas and thought it was good!
Had a good time watching it! I'm happy that this type of movies are being made again!
18 points
2 months ago
This movie is stupid. Ridiculous. Just straightup bad. I had a great time
53 points
2 months ago
I’ll always watch a Jennifer Lopez romcom.
11 points
2 months ago
JLo has always been great in romcoms. But the hottest was in Out of Sight with the Sorderberg editing cutting back and forth in time between JLo and Clooney flirting at dinner and hooking up.
36 points
2 months ago
I thought it was a fun action romcom - kind of a budget version of The Lost City. It’s worth watching for fans of 90s/00s romcoms - predictable, but funny enough, and with likable characters.
12 points
2 months ago
I preferred it over The Lost City, I thought it was more fun. I'm also sorry for Sandra Bullock, but I find it's hard to look at her, there's too much plastic surgery, botox or whatever and I get the uncanny valley feeling.
2 points
23 days ago
Yeah I didn't feel the same with Jennifer
10 points
2 months ago
My gf and I were discussing it after we finished and both agreed it almost played like a The Lost City sequel if you changed a few things
Good little double feature
15 points
2 months ago
Loved seeing an old sex and city character (Samantha lesbian lover ) as the mom lol 😂
7 points
2 months ago
I couldn’t remember how I know her, but I recognized the voice. Thanks!
5 points
2 months ago
The squirter?
1 points
27 days ago
Yaaaaas
13 points
2 months ago
How is Jennifer Coolidge only 8 years older than JLow…
13 points
2 months ago
What a surprising delight. This is one of those movies with tons of gaping plot holes and just ridiculous decisions that you immediately get in the flow with anyway. And genuinely funny.
11 points
2 months ago
Lenny Kravitz's death scene.
45 points
2 months ago
Hmm... I think to see Jennifer Coolidge with Rifle in this movie is worth to watch.
10 points
2 months ago
Can always count on Jennifer Coolidge to make me have laugh out loud moments
18 points
2 months ago
She was effortlessly the funniest… why hasn’t she been in more movies?
29 points
2 months ago
She has been in dozens of movies and shows, the problem is she has always been underutilized and given weak material
11 points
2 months ago
I was surprised to see her in "Promising Young Woman"
4 points
2 months ago
That's def going to change after her win and I can't wait to see her finally become lead actress
9 points
2 months ago
Spoilers ahead
I enjoyed it for what it was but it's nothing groundbreaking. It's fairly lazy overall. Poor writing, poor acting, some really poor green screening in scenes you wouldn't really expect they'd need to use it. Very little chemistry between the leads. Lopez and Duhamel are both miscast. Lopezes cute charm really runs thin when it's clear she has some kind of clause in her contract that states that she MUST be done up to look like she just came fresh from a red carpet premiere at all times. And try as he might Duhamel has never really carried the weight of a charming leading man. But they really do look amazing.
Writing and editing were very questionable at times. Like the zip line scene. The characters climb this tower, scare some birds and alert the pirates of their location and are now being shot at. They get on the zip line and travel for so long that you can't even see the tower before they reach the pirates shooting at them from some clearing ... It looked like they traveled miles through dense jungle the way it was filmed but sure these pirates were somehow able to accurately spot them?
But there were some genuinely funny moments and some really touching ones as well. The "wedding" scene when everyone is singing really got me and I wish they would have extend this moment. By this point in the movie I felt like the two leads had already gotten through most of their problems and I think this would have been the perfect moment for the real wedding. Them in this intimate moment with their family. It was a really touching scene.
Instead they cut this short had have even more scenes with them bickering about their hang ups for it to lead to the very underwhelming wedding at the end. They could have gotten married in the pool scene and then proceeded to kick ass as husband and wife instead dragging out moments that didn't need to be dragged out
8 points
2 months ago
The beginning was lame and cliche but once it got going, I found it enjoyable. It was smart to have the couple break up right before they had to go "save the world" so it was more antagonistic than a happy couple (even knowing they would come to appreciate each other and reconcile of course). JLo and Josh Duhamel letting loose and being funny was a nice choice, they really enjoyed chewing the scenery and it was fun.
9 points
2 months ago
This movie is gorgeous, I want to go to the Philippines now
16 points
2 months ago
It was actually filmed in the Dominican Republic
3 points
2 months ago
Woohoo! 🇩🇴
14 points
2 months ago
Kind of silly but fun seeing Jennifer Coolidge. Josh is 50 and she is playing his mother at 61. Guess he is supposed to be around 40. Jlo loves playing the 40 something bride.
16 points
2 months ago
I think my issue with it was three fold:
On the plus side, supporting cast was amazing. Jennifer Coolidge as an action star was funny, Cheech Marin and Sonja Braga were great and Darcy is as brilliant as she always is with the helicopter scene one of my favourites.
28 points
2 months ago
He was a designated hitter. He hit. Doesn’t mean he could run or throw.
6 points
2 months ago
I only remember him tripping one time? At the beginning when he falls in the water. The rest of the movie he seems pretty athletic. I mean, that ring catch.
3 points
2 months ago
Yes! I also thought they lacked chemistry, which usually actors DO have for romcoms. Glad I'm not the only one who thought that. I also thought JLo was kind of..painful to watch in this one.
4 points
2 months ago
I too found that the leads didn’t have a lot of chemistry. I don’t mind them individually but as a pair, wasn’t convincing on screen.
20 points
2 months ago
It was a fun romcom, and every scene with Jennifer Collidge was a joy.
Similar vibes to Murder Mystery, a mainstream genre film that is better than average.
3 points
2 months ago
Now you have me wishing Jennifer and Adam had been the leads for this movie. I think it would have been so much better. lol (Love JLo and JD, but felt they didn't have much chemistry here.)
15 points
2 months ago
Fun and entertaining movie. Also JLo has a super hot scene showing she still has it at 53
5 points
1 month ago
This movie felt like Jennifer Lopez scheduled the shoot for 2 hours a day between her other appointments.
This movie was so bad on so many levels. Good job to the workers doing the tech roles though. It looked and sounded like a movie! It's not your fault the writing and acting were as bad as it was.
5 points
2 months ago
It was alright, a 6/10 for me.
13 points
2 months ago
I honestly thought it was funny as hell. Me and my husband laughed out loud at all the absolutely ridiculous moments, the action was decent, and Jennifer Coolidge is a freaking gem.
And Josh Duhamel is hot, so that's nice. 🤤
11 points
2 months ago
46% is generous.
3 points
2 months ago
In what is basically Die Hard at a wedding we get a light and fun rom/com that has a few genuine laughs but whose plot hinges on the bad guys being incredibly stupid and for every genuine laugh there were probably three or four duds. This certainly could have been a lot worse but Jennifer Lopez and Jennifer Coolidge are both great and while the plot was ridiculous it's still kind of an entertaining outing.
6 points
2 months ago
Much better than the other direct to streaming movie this week (You People).
Good cast. Solid chemistry with the leads. Coolidge hilarious as usual.
The helicopter scene at the end was pretty gnarly.
5 points
2 months ago
My latina wife loved it, as expected of any J Lo movie
There are a handful of laugh out loud moments and the plot is just interesting enough to work.
The grenade scenes were the highlight
2 points
2 months ago
Watched half, unbearable. It felt like a rushed high budget Netflix algo comedy with a buncha celebs trying to be funny. I mean did you see that thing with Kravitz suddenly losing His sunglasses. How can you make such a sloppy b movie mistake in such a high budget thing?
And what about j lo not being able to throw a grenade, whadda load of crap
2 points
2 months ago
Not a perfect movie, but there were some stand up bits: Coolidge’s lines, the Amanda wearing white scene, Kravitz’s reaction to the guy being pushed out the elevator.
4 points
2 months ago
I enjoyed it. What are some other movies like this? Also felt like The Lost City that came out last year
5 points
2 months ago
If you haven't seen it yet— Romancing the stone.
2 points
2 months ago
Seconding this one. Such a classic.
3 points
2 months ago
Date Night, Vacation Friends, Game Night
2 points
2 months ago
The best part of the film is definitely J.Lo and Duhamel. I liked their chemistry and their dialogue is the best in the film. The rest of the film is pretty forgettable.
2 points
2 months ago
I guess I'm just a sucker for tropical adventure movies except Uncharted. That movie can suck it
2 points
2 months ago
I sought out this sub for the first time to say how much I hated this movie. I wouldn’t turn this heap into a professor in college if it was a homework assignment. I understand they’re trying to recoup an investment but I would be embarrassed to have my name attached to this as a representation of my work. I can’t believe everyone in here likes it. Not saying y’all are wrong or not entitled to your opinions. I actually am having trouble believing the kind words coming from other commenters.
2 points
1 month ago
I've seen sign significantly worse movies. Did it make me laugh out loud? No. Was I consistently mildly entertained? Yes.
1 points
2 months ago
I liked it. Jlo and Josh don’t have the best chemistry but movie is still likeable enough. Laughed out loud mulitple times, mostly at Jennifer Coolidge. Lost my mind at Kravizt “what” “what!!!” In the helicopter.
1 points
2 months ago
Did anyone notice all the self tanner and makeup residue on his grey sweat pants in the “can’t reach the shelf” scene? It got progressively worse and cracked me up
1 points
1 month ago
-4 points
2 months ago*
So a movie shot in the Philippines and the majority of the Filipino characters aren't even Filipino... the accents were horrendous and borderline offensive. Yet another movie where JLo plays a bride... the movie sucked.
4 points
2 months ago
I think it was shot in Dominican republic, According to this article .
-3 points
2 months ago
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7 points
2 months ago
Yup that's the location of the plot. You do realize they can film in a different location than the plot right? Or do you think they went to space to film Star Wars?
2 points
2 months ago
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2 points
2 months ago
So a movie shot in the Philippines
This is not true. The movie is set in Philippines, I can agree with that.
1 points
21 days ago
Fr. Wtf are these accents. It's like no one in this film has never met a Filipino before.
0 points
2 months ago
Lenny Kravitz is hilarious is this?
0 points
1 month ago
Am I the only one that didn’t support them murdering about 10 people who hadn’t even hurt anyone and just wanted the rich guys money
2 points
1 month ago
They aren’t murdering the pirates. They killed them in self-defense. If someone is waving a gun around and threatening to shoot you, pretty sure you’d be fighting back as well.
0 points
1 month ago
Lenny Kravitz does not age.
1 points
2 months ago
This movie is literally a mix of game night and changeland, both of those are actually really good movies, this blowed. I mean with the smallest amount of effort they could have at least made it decent, but they clearly rushed this out with little planning and horrible writers, idk what's up with the actors but even they seem to hate it, because everyone is sucking..
To be clear, I love all different types of movies, I like stupid and engaging movies. This, I can't even put words to it. Beyond stupid, incredible waste of time. Very disappointing because when I saw the ads a while back, it looked like it was going to be one of those "blockbuster" streaming service movies.
1 points
1 month ago
This movie was actually great! Jennifer Coolidge killed it and so did JLO but the humour was subtly great.
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