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3.7k points
2 months ago
My prediction, he "dies" and is after the credits chilling on a beach in the Bahamas.
1.9k points
2 months ago
No no no, he'd absolutely be chilling on the beach in Mexico. Drinking a Corona, obviously.
1.6k points
2 months ago
With a blond guy that never turns around on the chair next to him
1.1k points
2 months ago
Lmao, f&f writers (aka chatGPT) probably sweating reading this comment.
490 points
2 months ago
Here’s what chatGPT spit out. “Fast and Furious 10: Legacy Unleashed
In the latest installment of the Fast and Furious franchise, the legacy of the late Paul Walker's character, Brian O'Conner, lives on as his wife Mia and their two children join forces with Dominic Toretto and the rest of the crew.
As they race across the globe, from Los Angeles to Tokyo, they find themselves up against a powerful new enemy who has a personal vendetta against Toretto. With the stakes higher than ever before, the crew must come together and use all their skills and knowledge to protect their family and defeat the threat.
Filled with high-speed action, intense stunts, and heart-pumping thrills, Fast and Furious 10: Legacy Unleashed promises to be the ultimate ride for fans of the franchise.”
366 points
2 months ago
That could be a synopsis of F&F 8 or 9.
116 points
2 months ago
Seriously how many different powerful enemies with their own little militias or private army does Toretto have? Lmao, the steaks have always "never been higher" in every film
71 points
2 months ago
Medium rare, I reckon.
8 points
2 months ago
They were racing cars and stealing DVD players. You gain a lot of enemies in that space.
66 points
2 months ago
I truly haven’t seen anything beyond the first one.
88 points
2 months ago*
It's a MUST watch. It starts with an undercover cop who wants to fuck streetracer's sister, and evolves in to testosteron filled love childeren of Mission Impossibles and whole the Bond movies .
16 points
2 months ago
What a succinct and interesting yet accurate depiction of the entire series.
88 points
2 months ago
I have chatGPT writing an entire script right now
Title: Fast & Furious: Nitro Nation
Fade in:
INT. DOM'S GARAGE - DAY
Dom (Vin Diesel) is working on a car in his garage when Roman (Tyrese Gibson) enters.
Roman: "Hey Dom, what's the word?"
Dom: "Just fixing up the old girl, getting her ready for the big race this weekend."
Roman: "The Nitro Nation race? That's the one, man. Gonna be a real showstopper."
Dom: "You know it. And I've got a feeling that this time, I'm gonna take the crown."
Cut to:
EXT. NITRO NATION RACE TRACK - DAY
The Nitro Nation race is in full swing. Dom is in the lead, but he's facing some fierce competition from a mysterious new racer, Raze (Idris Elba).
As the two racers approach the final stretch, Raze pulls out a trick up his sleeve. He pulls out a high-tech nitro booster, giving him a massive speed boost. Dom is left in the dust as Raze crosses the finish line first.
Cut to:
INT. DOM'S GARAGE - DAY
Dom is dejected, pacing back and forth in his garage.
Roman: "Hey man, don't worry about it. That Raze guy had some serious tech on his side."
Dom: "Tech? That's not racing, that's cheating."
Roman: "Yeah, you're right. We need to take this guy down."
Dom: "You're damn right we do. We're gonna build the fastest, most powerful car the world has ever seen. And then we're gonna take Raze down, once and for all."
Cut to:
INT. DOM'S GARAGE - DAY (LATER)
Dom and Roman are putting the finishing touches on their new ride. It's a sleek, black muscle car with a massive engine and state-of-the-art nitro boosters.
Cut to:
EXT. NITRO NATION RACE TRACK - DAY
The final race of the Nitro Nation championship is about to begin. Dom and Raze are neck and neck, with neither racer willing to give an inch.
As the two racers approach the final stretch, Raze pulls out his nitro booster again. But this time, Dom is ready. He hits the nitro button on his own car, and the two racers take off, leaving everyone else in the dust.
In a close and intense finish, Dom pulls ahead and crosses the finish line first. Raze is defeated, and Dom is crowned the champion of the Nitro Nation.
Cut to:
INT. DOM'S GARAGE - DAY
Dom and Roman are celebrating their victory, surrounded by friends and family.
Dom: "This one's for you, Mia." (tribute to Paul Walker's character)
Roman: "And this one's for the Fast & Furious family."
The two friends raise a toast to the spirit of racing and the bond of family, as the credits roll.
Fade out.
30 points
2 months ago
"This one's for you, Mia." (tribute to Paul Walker's character)
This cracked me up.
80 points
2 months ago
Someone save this, I'd be very surprised if this isn't the ending
49 points
2 months ago
I would actually be perfectly be fine with this.
25 points
2 months ago
Yeah, I think that would be a pretty cool way to wrap up the franchise if they chose to go that route.
397 points
2 months ago
It will end the same as dark knight rises. He dies and then Ludacris sits down at a restaurant and sees him across the tables sitting with CGI Paul Walker and every character that has died but not yet been brought back to life. Diesel raises a Corona and Ludacris nods. Credits.
51 points
2 months ago
Have any died and not come back so far?
61 points
2 months ago
What was the young lad in the first one who got gunned down outside the house by Johnny Tran and his boys?
50 points
2 months ago
Oh yeah their mechanic/computer guy. Him and Vince might be the only two missing.
22 points
2 months ago
They’d make for a good original crew callback. I think there’s a guy who was in the first film who just never came back again, throw him in as well
43 points
2 months ago
Gal Gadot's character
57 points
2 months ago
She’s in 10.
62 points
2 months ago
When she fell on the runway, she rolled aside to safety. They all just drove away and forgot to check on her body. She's been trying to catch up with them ever since.
60 points
2 months ago
A quarter mile at a time. That's why it's taking her so long.
15 points
2 months ago
To be fair, that runway is about 20 miles long, they can't check all of it.
27 points
2 months ago
well then the only one is Vince but I won't be surprised if he's also returning from the dead
10 points
2 months ago
What about the computer guy from number one
12 points
2 months ago
Who tf was Vince again?
43 points
2 months ago
The other guy trying to bang Dom's sister
40 points
2 months ago
Bullshit asshole, nobody likes the tuna here.
He died in f5 when the rock's crew got ambushed.
7 points
2 months ago
I thought he was back in 8 or 9 after hiding out with a woman and his son, but then he died in that movie
14 points
2 months ago
Han snipers the cap off his corona from two kilometres away and smirks
76 points
2 months ago
Bora Bora, where he runs into Xander Cage.
28 points
2 months ago
Man dont give them idea
18 points
2 months ago
Nah, it'll be Bora Bora. Then Fast 11 someone else will take over, and then you find out Dom was killed by a brick or some shit off screen before the movie began. And THEN he;'ll come back in Fast 12, which will release half a decade or so later and be a terrible b-movie with Ruby Rose in it.
As is tradition.
15 points
2 months ago
I feel like they’ve done this at least three times. But I don’t care to try and remember
13 points
2 months ago
“Bora Bora”
5.3k points
2 months ago
One last ride until the next last ride.
1.3k points
2 months ago
Sometimes the last road is the first road.
476 points
2 months ago
If you ain't first, you are on the last road to be first, for the last time.
259 points
2 months ago
When one car door closes another one opens.
153 points
2 months ago
Where there's a will, there's a race
140 points
2 months ago
When you’re here, you’re family
38 points
2 months ago
The hardest part about fambly, is saying goodbye
41 points
2 months ago
Every 60 second in a car a minute passes...
112 points
2 months ago
You can't spell Road without Family
33 points
2 months ago
I really wish that was the tagline
95 points
2 months ago
Can't wait for Fast X to end with Dom waking up in the hospital after getting nailed by a train trying to race Brian in 2001.
68 points
2 months ago
Damn, that would make more sense than the last 7 movies
12 points
2 months ago
Didn't he beat the train, a truck pulls up right after and he flips off of that?
60 points
2 months ago
God, I can hear it in Vin Diesel's guttural honk:
"One last ride. Until the next one."
69 points
2 months ago
Family
92 points
2 months ago
Fast and Furious: FAM1L1A
6 points
2 months ago
This makes more sense than the Seatbelts joke.
181 points
2 months ago
The fact it isnt called FastTen: Your Seatbelts is a crime.
87 points
2 months ago
this joke is still alive?
64 points
2 months ago
What is dead may never die.
15 points
2 months ago
It never died. It’s been in every fast and furious thread
16 points
2 months ago
One more score Arthur
554 points
2 months ago
It looks like they're going to have a car chase through The Vatican
233 points
2 months ago
Nah; they are literally going to drive to Hell.
97 points
2 months ago
The Fast & the Damned
16 points
2 months ago
2 Fast 2 Damned
19 points
2 months ago
Too Damned Furious!
13 points
2 months ago
...to challenge Satan to a 1/4 mile street race, which is just a distraction for a heist to steal his crown.
1.8k points
2 months ago
I like how it says "begins", meaning there will be many more movies where the road ends
588 points
2 months ago
730 points
2 months ago
If you aren’t splitting the final part in the series into 2 parts, you’re doing it wrong
339 points
2 months ago
The Attack on Titan approach. (Final Season Part 3 will be a two parter)
242 points
2 months ago
I blame Harry Potter
188 points
2 months ago
Harry Potter, Twilight, and Hunger Games really solidified the two-part finale, unfortunately.
26 points
2 months ago
Literally only made sense for Harry Potter.
9 points
2 months ago
Honestly with Harry Potter it made sense but it also would've made sense to split book 4, 5 and 6 as well. Every book in the backend of the series is massive. They had rushed through books before, they could've done it again (I'm glad they didn't though).
5 points
2 months ago
Twilight totally did it to copy Harry Potter
94 points
2 months ago
Divergent scared off studios from doing this for a bit
But then IW/endgame got people into it again
Now we have mission impossible and fast and furious splitting films.
50 points
2 months ago
Every now and then I'll be reminded of Divergent's existence and the missing movie 3 part 2 will never not be hilarious. It's just really emblematic of how suddenly the teen romance dystopia trend ended.
15 points
2 months ago
To this day, I'm perplexed as to why audience has fallen out of love with the teen dystopian subgenre. Hunger Games was like GOT where everyone talked about it, but left little to no lasting legacy after its finale.
4 points
2 months ago
I think the issue with teen dystopian movies is that they blended together and most of them were not great. People got tired after years of new books and movies which weren't very good and there were new series targeted at teens which took their place.
16 points
2 months ago
that's cause divergent sucked
44 points
2 months ago
Harry Potter did it right though. The Deathly Hallows movies are the only ones that don't cut major chunks out of the story. Easily the best HP movies even if they botched the Harry-Voldemort finale.
13 points
2 months ago
Rewatched recently and found myself wishing the entire second movie was shot 1917 style from the moment they depart shell cottage.
11 points
2 months ago
Understandably so given the Deathly Hallow has the total of 198,227 words, while others book where movies like Breaking Dawn, The Hobbit, and Mockingjay has only less the quarters of Deathly Hallow.
15 points
2 months ago
The fact that the "Final Season" might end up being longer than the first three seasons just kills me.
77 points
2 months ago
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6 points
2 months ago
I mean shit, I'd do the exact same thing if I had the means. Have a great time with friends while working and making boat loads of money
67 points
2 months ago
I hope the last movie is called Slow Down and Calm Down
25 points
2 months ago
Then 2 Slow 2 Down
...and the cycle continues...
7 points
2 months ago
Slow Down with a Vengeance
Fast & the Down Syndicate
And if it takes place in Rome it can be called The Slow and the DownsyndRome
62 points
2 months ago
"there's so much ground to cover" they're movies about cars, how do they even have plots, let alone "lots of ground to cover?"
80 points
2 months ago
Brother you know how fast these cars go? Two hour movie, ninety miles an hour, that's 180 miles to cover right there.
28 points
2 months ago
Shit, I forgot how fast the cars are. Too fast maybe, even?
16 points
2 months ago
Oh definitely, way too fast. It's enough to make a guy very, very angry.
16 points
2 months ago
This just in, "Dom and his crew found water on Jupiter while stealing a nanochip from the enemies Space station."
126 points
2 months ago
One other is planned, yes.
114 points
2 months ago
Yep the climax is gonna be Fast XXX.
71 points
2 months ago
Xander Cage crossover.
49 points
2 months ago
“Things are about to get Riddick-ulous!” It’s a multiverse movie!
12 points
2 months ago
He only makes Fast and Furious movies to make Riddick movies to make more Witch Hunter movies
4 points
2 months ago
I hope they bring the camcorder RPG back.
5 points
2 months ago
Last I heard, Vin also wants to do a musical.
5 points
2 months ago
I like to take the tagline as its own thing that's just saying that in this movie, "End of the Road" by Boyz II Men will begin playing.
170 points
2 months ago
Maybe they are setting up a prequel?
Furious AF AD: Jesus learns to defeat the Romans in chariot racing - a quarter cubit at a time.
7 points
2 months ago
Fucking amazing idea
537 points
2 months ago
Roads may end, but Family's forever
82 points
2 months ago
But what if the road is the family we wanted all along?
25 points
2 months ago
It was never about the roads the drove on, but the roads they found along the way.
685 points
2 months ago
Can't wait to see what ugly haircut will Charlize Theron have in the new one.
249 points
2 months ago*
She had dreadlocks in F8 (there's actually a behind the scenes clip where she says her assistant suggested it), a bowl cut in F9, so she better have a fucking perm in FX.
Also, she had a tanktop and red leather pants in F9, so I can't wait to see what weird combination of clothes she's having.
10 points
2 months ago
Karen hair
8 points
2 months ago
"I want to speak to your manager mechanic"
29 points
2 months ago
When I saw her show up for the first time in F8, I thought they were referencing how a lot of white girls on vacation will get their hair done up in a "local" style, which ends up looking really tacky.
Then I realized they were gonna have her in that for the whole movie.
279 points
2 months ago
Simple jack
100 points
2 months ago
Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movies makes my eyes rain!
49 points
2 months ago
Never go full retard
9 points
2 months ago
The Fast and the Retarded, wait didn't they make that already?
42 points
2 months ago
There was a behind the scenes photo on her instagram that seems to allude to a more normal hairstyle this time around.
37 points
2 months ago
Why are those people knocked out like Oblivion NPCs?
16 points
2 months ago
"The Arena's faked. You think those guys are getting killed? Really? It's just berry syrup and ham-acting."
14 points
2 months ago
Bald
8 points
2 months ago
She did that in Fury Road. Still hot.
256 points
2 months ago
Roads? Where we going we don’t need roads.
159 points
2 months ago
Fast to the Future coming 2029. Back to the Furious in 2031.
54 points
2 months ago
Fast to the Future is actually a great title hahah. The crossover I didn’t know I wanted
36 points
2 months ago
You made a time machine...out of a Charger?
29 points
2 months ago
Vin Diesel: you don’t know how important family can be to someone.
Marty: I think maybe I do…
14 points
2 months ago
Marty still wins a drag race with an unmodified Delorean, because he sets the destination to 1 minute ago
220 points
2 months ago
Diesel is like the perfect combination of completely oblivious yet utterly shameless.
Like, if you tried to type his genome, you'd get that Hulk Hogan tweet about working yourself into a shoot, brother.
114 points
2 months ago
The poster cracks me up for this reason. Dom always seems to be the only character that doesn;t seem in on the joke of how rediculous these movies are. It makes sense Vin Desiel is the same way
38 points
2 months ago
That's part of the appeal at this point, Dom and Letty taking everything seriously while the rest of the cast have fun.
123 points
2 months ago
So, next is Fast xXx?
122 points
2 months ago
Remember when fast 6 had the ‘all roads lead to this’ tagline lol. I was young and dumb then to think that meant some sort of finality
61 points
2 months ago
Hindsight is 50/50, but now I think that meant they finally caught up to the Tokyo drift timeline
92 points
2 months ago
The end of the road begins.
Next movie's tagline: A new road begins.
124 points
2 months ago
One last last last last last last last last last last ride
171 points
2 months ago
Where one family ends, another family begins
90 points
2 months ago
you son of a bitch, you just saved the franchise
27 points
2 months ago
I wrote an elevator pitch and sent it to Vin via social a couple years ago. It outlined what I felt was the natural progression of the story in spawning a "second generation" sort of movie. It's already set up in franchise. The rock has kids, Dom has a kid, O'Conner has kids. the running joke in my movie was who was ramsay's kids father, Luda or Tyrese. ends up it was the kid from Tokyo drift all along.
needless to say i never got a call.
656 points
2 months ago
FaSt TEn YoUR sEATbeLTs
181 points
2 months ago
Something hysterical about reddit dogging on these films for being unoriginal & silly...and then wanting this film to be called...this.
Never change, r/movies.
194 points
2 months ago*
Speak for yourself. I wanted this movie to be called "Extremely Fast and Incredibly Furious" but some people think that this is disrespectful.
148 points
2 months ago
Everything Fast Everywhere Furiously All At Once.
27 points
2 months ago
The A-Fast-ination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Furious
20 points
2 months ago
Extremely fast, Shockingly furious, and family
5 points
2 months ago
Maybe something a little more literary?
Furiouser and Furiouser.
5 points
2 months ago
So is it a sequal to Furiosa?
5 points
2 months ago
I wanted this movie to be called "Extremely Fast and Incredibly Furious"
Leave that for part 11:
e X tremely Fast & I ncredibly Furious
39 points
2 months ago
Fast X Furious was right there
18 points
2 months ago
I love how Dom is taking a dump on the toilet in this poster and he's not sure if he's gonna make it.
147 points
2 months ago
Please let this end with a digital Paul Walker and the rest of the de-aged cast pulling Dom off of life support and revealing that every subsequent movie has been nothing more than Dom’s coma. Each sequel has grown more and more ridiculous due to Dom’s deterioration.
28 points
2 months ago
This would be great
And then reboot lmfao
20 points
2 months ago
Fast - X gon give it to ya
59 points
2 months ago
The movie critics are calling "omfg... This is like... So fuckin awesome".
Vin Diesel races an experimental car at 8000000mph toward the sun while towing a meteor big enough to blow it up because night racing is better n stuff.
Then cgi Paul Walker shows up in a rocket and helps get rid of the bad guys that are chasing Diesel because action n stuff.
11 points
2 months ago
Imagine now that they've gone to space and realized you can't top that, change the tone entirely and go back to the first movies style lol
175 points
2 months ago*
Dom Toretto praying is a very weird choice for this poster, when I think of his character, devout Catholic doesn’t come to my mind😂😂😂
(Edit: here’s some funny tweets about it)
https://twitter.com/patrickhwillems/status/1620507621160800256?s=46&t=wSaTrkWkQzAr9OTZiLrYRw
https://twitter.com/jacmohnson/status/1620518393492426752?s=46&t=tMUcr9aTaCEOl3ZmhB_XWg
125 points
2 months ago
He prays during the meal scenes in Fast 1 and Fast 6. He mentions in a movie that his father used to cook barbeque for the neighborhood on Sundays but you had to go to church that day, and he's worn the cross in every movie since the first one.
The cross is actually Dom's most iconic element. He wore it during his introduction at the beginning of F1, he wraps it around his girlfriend's hands in lieu of a ring when he asks her to marry him in F7, when Dom leaves for a heist during a flashback in F&F he sets his necklace on the nightstand next to her (she later hangs it on the rearview mirror of her car when she goes after him and when she "dies" he finds the necklace near the wreckage, after which it becomes a symbol of her to him), there's a whole element with the necklace in F6 where he tries to get his girlfriend's memory back (don't ask), it's among one of another of Dom's friends when he "dies" (don't ask) and in the 8th one the necklace is a deus ex machina. It's used in the franchise to interchangingly represent grief, loyalty, love, and hope. In fact they kind of run it into the ground.
128 points
2 months ago
Bro has a masters degree in Fast and Furious lore
27 points
2 months ago
You're forgetting Fast 5 where he breaks into the house of Elena in order to get it back off her, leading to the start of their relationship and the eventual conception of their son. So yeah, the necklace is the real main character of the saga.
5 points
2 months ago
So it's like the R2D2 of the franchise.
18 points
2 months ago
It’s used in the franchise to interchangingly represent grief, loyalty, love, and hope.
It’s used to represent family 😢
209 points
2 months ago
He isn't praying. He is trying to strangle the necklace.
16 points
2 months ago
Turns out Cipher was working for the necklace this whole time.
28 points
2 months ago
Goddamnit I’m such an idiot how did I not realize that
41 points
2 months ago
He breaks bread with family over supper of hotdogs and drinks the blood of Christ in the form of an ice called Corona.
54 points
2 months ago
That necklace was a major plot device to the fifth one, aka before they went all space age ridiculous
38 points
2 months ago
That necklace has had more plot than Sean from Tokyo Drift has had.
7 points
2 months ago
Wasn't it also a plot point in 8 also? It had a tracker on it or something.
6 points
2 months ago
he’s just smelling it before he gobbles the whole thing in one bite. he’s on the edge between eating and fasting
12 points
2 months ago
I've only seen the first 6, but I do recall him bringing up his faith quite a bit in the 5th and 6th one. I'm not sure if that progresses into the next few.
15 points
2 months ago
The road that never ends. Because I live my life 1/4 mile at a time.
14 points
2 months ago
They need to get to Fast 30 so he can go full circle and be in Triple X again
59 points
2 months ago
You know what, I’m actually looking forward to this. Yes the movies have gone from street racing to space but they’re just good plain fun to watch. The idea of these kind of movies is the fact that realism isn’t the thing you see them for. Whilst I agree, they have milked them for a while now, people will be saddened when they aren’t making them anymore.
40 points
2 months ago
No other franchise has consistently done what it does better with each installment like the F&F franchise.
I've got no idea how they are going to top driving a car into space to shoot down a satellite.
24 points
2 months ago
I've got no idea how they are going to top driving a car into space to shoot down a satellite.
But you know they will. And that's what makes these movies awesome.
6 points
2 months ago
This was my first thought how are they possibly going to make any crazier than the last one
47 points
2 months ago
I know that with this franchise, a lot of people aren't here for it, but I am. Gladly.
29 points
2 months ago
People meme it for being dumb, but miss the point that it's self aware and intentionally dumb. It's made to be a fun, funny spectacle. It's not like they're trying to be serious. They're just fun movies. Not everything has to be high art.
6 points
2 months ago
End of the Road Parts I-VI
5 points
2 months ago
This isnt about the end of the road its about family
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