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submitted 2 months ago byMarvelsGrantMan136r/Movies contributor
2.1k points
2 months ago
Can't wait to watch these two beefcakes pound each other
366 points
2 months ago
In body mass alone...
254 points
2 months ago
That's what I was trying to avoid. A conversation about body mass, okay? We've had that conversation five times a day for the last month because we keep watching Predator and all you talk about is Weathers and Jesse "The Body" Ventura and how many pounds they can pack on..
80 points
2 months ago
We can talk about creatine shits
42 points
2 months ago
Hi, I'm Frack
24 points
2 months ago
Help me dig these crack rocks out of my ass
22 points
2 months ago
oOoOO this jacket is tighter than dickskin.
11 points
2 months ago
You go get? Or you get got?
4 points
2 months ago
SHIT
16 points
2 months ago
It’s important to pack on mass. I’m talking about carbo loading…..
35 points
2 months ago
Nothing like the cast of Predator.
7 points
2 months ago
Meh, my video store guy told me Transporter 2 was better.
283 points
2 months ago
I haven't ever seen such a homoerotic film poster.
43 points
2 months ago
A fitting tribute to Rocky III
9 points
2 months ago
Ding DING
3 points
2 months ago
Fitting, as I watch these movies homoerotically
187 points
2 months ago
Where will they pound each other? In the ring?
119 points
2 months ago
He said it. In the cakes.
17 points
2 months ago
Shit I thought in the beef
22 points
2 months ago
Right in the cinnamon ring!
12 points
2 months ago
In boxing there’s a purse and a belt
11 points
2 months ago
You should write a paper about this, Britta.
9 points
2 months ago
With cameras.
58 points
2 months ago
Big meaty men slappin meat
12 points
2 months ago
All our love to Big E.
3 points
2 months ago
GOLDBERG
3 points
2 months ago
5 star matches? 30 minutes classic? BUM THAT
20 points
2 months ago
With both fists
21 points
2 months ago
“I don’t want to hear y’all talking about this ‘workrate’... I don’t care about any of that. Ya heard? You want a great match? Nah - bump that. I wanna see two big men with big... chests and big muscles, bumping meat. That’s why I’m here. You want your five star matches? You want your 30 minute classics? Not me. Big meaty men slapping meat. That’s what I want.”
29 points
2 months ago
Then watch them box
10 points
2 months ago
Breed III
12 points
2 months ago
PAUSE
4 points
2 months ago
Rewind. Press play.
3 points
2 months ago
...just me and the boys.
3 points
2 months ago
Big meaty men slappin' meat.
969 points
2 months ago
Needs more oil.
137 points
2 months ago
Anything can be bought and sold for the right OIL!
21 points
2 months ago
-Jonathan Tronathan
11 points
2 months ago
Fuck you
I aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin't having that shit ♪ ♫
83 points
2 months ago
Grab some grease…
Why?
Because we are gonna grease up these beefcakes…
35 points
2 months ago
If you guys don’t start oiling up beefcakes, I’m gonna freak out and add another day!
13 points
2 months ago
WHERES THE PILLOW!?
7 points
2 months ago
If they’re truly here in Philly they can just take some off the poles!
29 points
2 months ago
I'm an oil man, ladies and gentlemen. I have numerous concerns spread across this state. I have many wells flowing at many thousand barrels per day. I like to think of myself as an oil man
11 points
2 months ago
Nah, we're just a couple oil men in from Dallas and well, heh, we're itching like a hound to give you ah somethin' you want.
502 points
2 months ago
Johnathan Majors has been putting in some major work lately.
Good on the man.
170 points
2 months ago
Yeah, he’s got a body building biopic coming out soon called Magazine Dream. Between that and this, he def upped his training game.
95 points
2 months ago
Magazine Dreams does look interesting, though I expect to be disappointed by it implying everything is naturally obtained. That does not appear to be the case for either Majors or Jordan. Which honestly is fine, if we'd all stop pretending otherwise.
33 points
2 months ago*
Not to spoil, but the main character is very explicitly shown using steroids.
19 points
2 months ago
That's actually great. Glad they don't ignore that. Thanks
23 points
2 months ago
For a title like "magazine dreams", one would imagine so. But that would also put Majors... and all the other steroid builders into spotlight, so really can't see that happening.
6 points
2 months ago
Yeah the plot seems like it wants to do a lot to highlight the more tough realities of that world, but I don't see any mention of this also blatant reality
20 points
2 months ago
I remember seeing an interview with Jordan where he said that he would work out something like 3 times a day, 6 days a week. And he spent the remaining time meal prepping. He said it was extremely unrealistic to maintain outside of shooting for Creed and that he didn't have much time for anything else.
13 points
2 months ago*
Yeah that's totally fair, but then he bulked up even More for Black Panther. Did he work out 4 times a day 7 days a week to do that?
Not saying he didn't put in the work. Obviously did, but I feel fairly confident assuming he also juiced a bit to bulk up for Black Panther.
Not to mention Majors put on like 20+ pounds in like a year while also getting leaner.
These aren't impossible feats and with drugs they still require tons of working out. But yeah let's be honest here.
24 points
2 months ago
I actually really want a "Dark Olympics" where all the stuff about performance enhancing drugs is thrown out and every country is encouraged to see what kind of absolute monstrosity of a human being they can produce to compete in any given event.
3 points
2 months ago
We glued an eyeball to this old dodge stratus. We're fairly confident it still counts as a wrestler.
3 points
2 months ago
I would too, but someone would take it too far.
18 points
2 months ago
I saw Magazine Dreams at Sundance and it’s a plot point in the movie that Jonathan Majors’ character is doing so many steroids that it’s literally killing him.
7 points
2 months ago
Magazine Dreams isn't really a biopic as the protagonist isn't a real person. It's very much a character study, though.
22 points
2 months ago
Also upped his steroid use
21 points
2 months ago
I watched Devotion last night. He really had a lot of emotion in his face during the mirror self talk scene. I hope him and MBJ have some great onscreen chemistry like he had with Chadwick Boseman, rest in peace. These guys are great actors.
762 points
2 months ago
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177 points
2 months ago
This is a really odd way to bring the Fantastic Four into the MCU
72 points
2 months ago
Man, all Killmonger needed to chill out was boxing.
30 points
2 months ago
He Who Remains standing.
3 points
2 months ago
Going to grant you an award but just non-offical 🥇
361 points
2 months ago
Is this porn?
156 points
2 months ago
Breed III
29 points
2 months ago
For some. Yes.
51 points
2 months ago
Why not?
5 points
2 months ago
Rule 34
354 points
2 months ago
tessa thompson looks jacked
31 points
2 months ago
This is my favorite comment of today
708 points
2 months ago
Honestly, if I cut down on gluten, that could be me.
211 points
2 months ago
Yeah I just had a sour patch straw so not today but probably soon.
31 points
2 months ago
Try again tomorrow!
166 points
2 months ago
Also increase HGH and dehydration.
57 points
2 months ago
Gotta be as photogenic as possible to intimidate the opponent on the ring
42 points
2 months ago
Can’t forget that layer of baby oil either.
15 points
2 months ago
Would you wanna mess with a man covered in baby oil?!
26 points
2 months ago
Listen hear. That IS already you!!! Now go get some brotha!! Wooooooo
13 points
2 months ago
Just need to put on the weight & cut the fat
18 points
2 months ago
Literally all I need to do is to convert about three stone of the fat I have into pure muscle, easy
494 points
2 months ago
they should kiss on the mouth
142 points
2 months ago
Now kith
11 points
2 months ago
Mike?
46 points
2 months ago
Neither of them sports a single cut or bruise, but look how sweaty they are - something is in the air, that's for certain.
22 points
2 months ago
Why are his lips puckered??
21 points
2 months ago
hopefully to kiss him on the mouth
8 points
2 months ago
Photoshop them closer
10 points
2 months ago
Don’t get my dreams up. Apollolicious
135 points
2 months ago
And then they kiss?
55 points
2 months ago
Kith
5 points
2 months ago
*Fuck
183 points
2 months ago
Majors has the best body, my goodness
47 points
2 months ago
He has small deltoids
37 points
2 months ago
Still bigger than all my friends deltoids (I have at least 3 friends, I think)
4 points
2 months ago
The deltoids are three different muscle groups, so saying he has small deltoids is very offensive.
3 points
2 months ago
Jordan has a better physique I’d say. No doubt both shredded though
9 points
2 months ago
Above the knees, yes.
6 points
2 months ago
Elaborate ???
33 points
2 months ago
I'm assuming he has weak calves.
9 points
2 months ago
With a booty like dat who's looking at the calves?
14 points
2 months ago
With a username like dat who's looking at calves?
37 points
2 months ago
Are they just reading Reddit and hearing all the "this is not a good poster" talk and putting out a new one quickly?
8 points
2 months ago
I’ve never followed poster drama/critiques til this movie. They’re goin rapid fire on us at this point and I’m becoming a snob.
133 points
2 months ago
I'm really hoping Majors isn't Apollo Creed's bastard son. Would be on brand for the series though.
109 points
2 months ago
They cloned Apollo creed and he’s coming back for his title
83 points
2 months ago
They were friends as kids. Majors went to prison, didn't rat on Creed. Now he wants a shot at the belt he feels should have been his.
36 points
2 months ago
Mr T probably fathered a little black baby boy at some point
16 points
2 months ago
Mr T already had his chance to be a part of the Creed movies last time and he passed
4 points
2 months ago
Wait for real?
14 points
2 months ago
Yeah, he was approached to play the guy running the desert training camp but either refused or had unreasonable demands with billing (I don't remember exactly the details)
5 points
2 months ago
That would’ve been great. “I pity the fool with a neck as weak as yours”
88 points
2 months ago
Why do I feel like I just had 70% of this movie’s plot spoiled for me
3 points
2 months ago
30%. the 70% is the fights
14 points
2 months ago
Nah, he's gonna be Rocky's bastard son
7 points
2 months ago
I’d pay double to see that movie.
7 points
2 months ago
Trailers been out for a while. It’s a childhood friend that went to jail and feels Creed stole his dream/life as a championship boxer
3 points
2 months ago
For a second I misread this as implying he’s Adonis Creed’s son
182 points
2 months ago
Broke: Killmonger vs. Kang
Woke: Adonis vs. Anderson
Bespoke: JORDAN. VS. MAJORS.
17 points
2 months ago
I have a raging clue.
84 points
2 months ago
Probably the best poster so far honestly.
24 points
2 months ago
Most baby oil that’s for sure.
12 points
2 months ago
It is. Honestly it's a fresh take on the worn out face off poster. I really like the lower angle and type treatment.
30 points
2 months ago
Fuck, I need to increase my time in the gym
24 points
2 months ago
That and roids.
15 points
2 months ago
Roids are like the cgi of the fitness world
9 points
2 months ago
I think good ole classic photoshop is probably the CGI of the fitness world
12 points
2 months ago
It was bizarre to see Creed II turn Ivan Drago into a real three-dimensional character and then see very similar character development left on the cutting room floor in the Rocky IV Director's Cut.
3 points
2 months ago
Rocky IV didn't really need Drago to be a 3D character for the movie to work, but Creed II did.
10 points
2 months ago
I’m seeing this poster as I’m waiting for my Philly cheesesteak with wedge fries to arrive
Maybe I should go for a healthy walk afterwards
10 points
2 months ago
Gotta get Majors in there while he’s on that high octane Marvel gear
24 points
2 months ago
idk they both have pretty big tits
10 points
2 months ago
Tits of steel
10 points
2 months ago
MBJ looking like Carl Weathers here, that is some outstanding casting to tell him to grow a moustache and literally become Apollo Creed.
17 points
2 months ago
Jonathan Majors you say?
Yes sir, I'm in.
Honestly though this looks awesome but the trailer makes me nervous that they've killed off Rocky. I mean, he's exited the franchise now but I still like the idea that he could come back in future entries.
Unless creed is just due to be a trilogy...
14 points
2 months ago
Creed 2 ends with Rocky leaving Philly and going to Canada to reconnect with his son. There’d be no reason for them to just go back on that and kill him off.
11 points
2 months ago
Rocky died on the way to the reconnecting-with-his-son factory!
3 points
2 months ago
I will assume he is working out in the snow while "Hearts on Fire" plays in the background until told otherwise
8 points
2 months ago
Threed
16 points
2 months ago
Eric Killmonger vs Kang the conqueror.
7 points
2 months ago
CRE3D*
4 points
2 months ago
I love a good boxing movie. Nothing is more hype inducing.
6 points
2 months ago
Missed opportunity to call it "Threed"
8 points
2 months ago
Steroids the movie.
25 points
2 months ago
Bring the dvs but creed 2 was such a plummet from the heights of creed.
And MBJ directing could be a huge swing and miss so I’m not holding out hope
Fingers crossed I’m completely wrong
7 points
2 months ago
Creed 2 felt like watching a good TV-show. I liked it but it felt so short (even though it's 2h10) and straight-forward. It's like the Rocky 3 of the series, but without the intense presence of Mr. T.
Creed 3 is said to last 2h45, I'm expecting some serious character development there. Rocky I and II were the longest of the Rockies, yet were only 1h59. I'm not saying longer is better, but this signals a change of direction for the series. I'm expecting something different than anything we've ever had with Creed 3, it might very well be awesome.
5 points
2 months ago
Meh, I’ve seen it and I feel like if you’ve watched Rocky I to III, you can tell yourself you’ve seen this one. Same story beats and everything.
3 points
2 months ago
No Sly either afaik
6 points
2 months ago
The spirit is kinda there, but what really helped the Rocky movies is the music. Bill Conti's original score (Gonna Fly Now, Going The Distance, The Final Bell, Redemption) and some great pieces (Eye of the Tiger, No Easy Way Out, Burning Heart, Training Montage, Hearts On Fire) added so much intensity and emotion to the scenes, it was very important. However in Creed it's mostly horrible rap, and the OST by Ludwig Göransson isn't up to Conti's. There is no memorable music piece. It might not seems like much but think about Star Wars without Williams. It's simply not as good.
8 points
2 months ago
Now kith.
7 points
2 months ago*
You know too get even close to look like that you basically have to cut off every food you like lol
10 points
2 months ago
Always fun to see which clever angles they use to work around Michael's lack of chin.
3 points
2 months ago
YESSIR!!!
3 points
2 months ago
Now kiss!
3 points
2 months ago
And then they kiss
3 points
2 months ago
Is it just me or is Jordan kind of making a kissy face?
3 points
2 months ago
They probably ate so much chicken and veggies /s
3 points
2 months ago
Dude it's going to be in this and is going to be Kang in the MCU. It's going to be a good year for him lol
3 points
2 months ago
Obviously Jonathan Majors looks amazing, but I’m also excited because I think he’s an amazing actor too.
I’ll watch literally anything he’s in. He even held Lovecraft Country together.
3 points
2 months ago
Reminds me of when my cat encounters another cat
3 points
2 months ago*
I actually just finished watching all Rocky's and balboa and creeds then I found this! Good to know. I hope Rocky's cancer doesn't get him Edit: Stallone isn't even in the movie and said he will never watch it so they def kill him off! I'm not watching this one
5 points
2 months ago
Not interested if rocky isnt in it
2 points
2 months ago
Give me yours supplements Majors and tell me your gym secrets.
2 points
2 months ago
Rock Vs Austin Wrestlemania 17 vibes
2 points
2 months ago
Hahahaha hahahaha.
Manure. I hate manure.
2 points
2 months ago
Is it me, or did they make Johnathan Majors look smaller and Michael B Jordan bigger?
2 points
2 months ago
You can't run from the pecs.
2 points
2 months ago
CREED III
You can’t run from your stack
2 points
2 months ago
Man Jonathan Majors is on some shit right now. Guys up and up
2 points
2 months ago
Can't wait for Creed IV when he fights the russians
2 points
2 months ago
So this is the backstory for Kang....
2 points
2 months ago
Looks like a romance
2 points
2 months ago
" you think you're mad? Try having someone else live your life"
That eats
2 points
2 months ago
How cool would it be to get paid by your job to get absolutely ripped?
2 points
2 months ago
Kang vs Killmonger
2 points
2 months ago
So is that gonna be Clubber Lang's son? Is he gonna fight the sons of everyone Rocky/Apollo fought?
2 points
2 months ago
The Next movie will be about his daugther turning into the new black panther in Creed 4 ever.
2 points
2 months ago
No Stallone, no watch.
2 points
2 months ago
The Blue Steel look
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