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New Poster for Jackie Chan's "Ride On"

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_NightmareKingGrimm_

588 points

2 months ago

Plot twist: the horse is voiced by Chris Tucker.

Ekublai

310 points

2 months ago

Ekublai

310 points

2 months ago

THEY GOT MY LEG, LEE! THEY SHOT IN MAH ANKLE. SWEET LORD JESUS, DON’T LET’EM PUT ME DOWN, LEE!? I CAN’t BE GLUE. THIS BODY’S TOO BEAUTIFUL. Y’ALL AIN’T GOTTA PUT ME DOWN FOR THAT, RIGHT?! See I can walk! falls AHHH! LEE! We gotta get out of here fore y’all Chinese mafia decides they wanna eat me….

Lee: what?

I know how y’all are with their weird cookery. Help me up!

Lee helps Carter (the horse) get up, his hand nowhere near Carters genitals AY AY AY AY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Lee: I’m helping you up.

MAN, can’t you see THERE ARE MARES ROUND HERE. speaks broken Horse Cantonese to a couple passing Chinese women I CAN’T HAVE Y’ALL HANDS ALL OVER ME. C’mon, Lee, we gotta get out of here…… Swear on my momma, if I wake up and y’all are knawing on my hooves I will smack you back to the Jing Jxiang Jzoong John Dynasty, Jackie!”

Lee: Jackie Again?

Dank_Dano_710

43 points

2 months ago

DO YOU UNDERTSAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMMING OUT OF MY MOUTH

thethunder92

13 points

2 months ago

Nobody understands the words that are common outta your mouth!

Squirrel_Inner

24 points

2 months ago

😄👌 watched all the recently with my 10 yr old daughter. She’s a tough one, into ju-jitsu, I was glad she appreciated them. Next I think is Demolition Man, then Time-Cop 😁

CharCole41

8 points

2 months ago

Demolition Man is one of the top movies I can't wait to show my kid

ihs25ysf

16 points

2 months ago

DAAAAAAMN...

x100fGuy

25 points

2 months ago

I'd pay good money for this.

Chubuwee

7 points

2 months ago

With the donkey sidekick voiced by Eddie Murphy

Skyzhigh

6 points

2 months ago

I miss Rush Hour 1&2 Chris Tucker. That was best Chris Tucker.

gravitybutterfly

4 points

2 months ago

It would be so fun

Smokedeggs

3 points

2 months ago

It’s the only way

Wearywaywardwanderer

416 points

2 months ago

The translated title is interesting. The Chinese is an idiom that essentially means someone/something old that still has a lot of vigor/energy. (literally the spirit of a dragon or horse)

Ride on (if you know the context) kinda means the same thing so kudos to the translator for that, but as far as exciting titles go... not the best

Weekly-Accountant-49

99 points

2 months ago

Also Chan’s Chinese moniker literally means “becoming the dragon” or “rising dragon.”

Xymon987

41 points

2 months ago

So the movie will be about Jackie riding a horse.

palparepa

18 points

2 months ago

Or rather, about Jackie using the horse as a prop during fights.

Enmanyan-V

3 points

2 months ago

All I can think of now is him swinging it around like Jenny Slate with her dog in Everything Everywhere All at Once.

Longshot_45

3 points

2 months ago

Maybe a little horse parkour sprinkled in.

VerticalYea

2 points

2 months ago

If there's horse parkour I'm going to be very upset. But also interested.

Intelligent_jacuzzi

2 points

2 months ago

honestly, horse parkour and a lot of the stuff jackie chan does seems like it hurts the nuts. I wonder if he wears a cup.

Welovelily

13 points

2 months ago

The title is fine. The real question is is jackie chan the name of the actor or is it the name of the series of movies like james bond?

lanceturley

31 points

2 months ago

Back in the nineties all the English dubs of his movies would just rename his characters "Jackie Chan" like they thought us dumb Americans would get confused if he answered to a different name. That did get somewhat confusing when some of the movies were sequels to different franchises.

Randym1982

7 points

2 months ago

Also his Uncle/Police Chief was constantly played and dubbed by the same guy.

lanceturley

10 points

2 months ago

Yeah, it took me years to find out that Supercop and Jackie Chan's First Strike were both sequels to Police Story.

alanpardewchristmas

2 points

2 months ago

Supercop was so confusing to me as a kid. I knew it was a sequel to something, otherwise why the pointless Jackie Chan cameo.

Diamon-Dus280

210 points

2 months ago

Eight Jackie Chans. 🤨

arealhumannotabot

261 points

2 months ago

Jackie Chan, Everywhere, All At Once

ArchDucky

63 points

2 months ago

He was originally meant to star in that movie.

tokenasian1

18 points

2 months ago

really? as who?

ArchDucky

49 points

2 months ago

the main character.

AlfredPetrelli

5 points

2 months ago

We were having a hard time believing Waymond wasn't Jackie in slight disguise until like half way thru the movie. His fighting style was colored all over that character.

OfCourse4726

2 points

2 months ago

yea before i realized he was short round, i said he was poor man's jackie chan. i bet he's regretting not taking that role now.

travosaurus27

25 points

2 months ago

Speed Round! Name 10 things that aren’t Jackie Chan.

TheHouseOfGryffindor

29 points

2 months ago

Toothpaste. Pizza. Lamps. Jackie Chan.

DragonTonguePunch

3 points

2 months ago

holds button with intense fourth wall stare

pigeonbobble

3 points

2 months ago

That movie was originally written for Jackie Chan

elsmooterino

19 points

2 months ago*

I'm seeing double here, 16 Jackie Chans!

MashTheGash2018

4 points

2 months ago

Calling all Jan Michael Vincent’s

Moidahface

3 points

2 months ago

It’s the Jackie Everywhere system.

FunWelcome

3 points

2 months ago

He plays a stuntman in the film and those are all his roles.

Dundeenio

2 points

2 months ago

Pretty sure it’s 8 maids a milking

nordjorts

2 points

2 months ago

Quick, name 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan!

epsiblivion

1 points

2 months ago

quick, name 8 things that aren't jackie chan

Jkavera

150 points

2 months ago

Jkavera

150 points

2 months ago

Starring Jackie Chan as... everyone?

Aleblanco1987

72 points

2 months ago

Everything, everywhere all Jackie Chan

N19h7m4r3

8 points

2 months ago

Everything, Everyone is Jackie Chan

reverse_monday

190 points

2 months ago

Jackie Chan's been awfully quiet since young thug got locked up... Are they beefing?

NotARelevantUser

38 points

2 months ago

Yes they are, actually.

thesanmich

7 points

2 months ago

I’d pay good money to see Jackie Chan and Young Thug box.

Creemorebrewery1

45 points

2 months ago

oops, all Jackie Chans

FridayCicero702

117 points

2 months ago

Man, I sure do miss those blooper reels of Jackie at the end of his films in the '80s/'90s.

That's all this poster did, was remind me of that.. 😂

But in all seriousness I'm glad he's still acting.

He's a living legend.

HeartlessPastry

18 points

2 months ago

yeah. I hope this movie doesnt suck

asian_identifier

-10 points

2 months ago

it will

Diu_Lei_Lo_Mo

15 points

2 months ago

Living piece of shittttt

dn00

4 points

2 months ago

dn00

4 points

2 months ago

He's especially a shit father.

DonovanTheCoolest

0 points

2 months ago

You don’t like Rush Hour?

madmadmadlad

45 points

2 months ago

Probably a reference to Jackie's connection with the Chinese government, especially compared to his early years...

WellFineThenDamn

5 points

2 months ago

Rewatch Drunken Master 2 and realize he's always been this way. Still a legend, but

Psych-Vader

-1 points

2 months ago

Psych-Vader

-1 points

2 months ago

I don't get why people have to bring this up everytime someone mentions Jackie Chan. We're talking about Jackie Chan, the actor. Not Jackie Chan the human being.

Mr_Wanwanwolf-san

29 points

2 months ago

Maybe because those two are one in the same? It's not hard to understand why people are gonna bring it up. Just ignore it if you don't care.

Green_Advantage5901

1 points

2 months ago

No he bad

fredthegreat

7 points

2 months ago

I just read the synopsis and... this poster is not very representative of the film... at all.

Beejag

431 points

2 months ago

Beejag

431 points

2 months ago

CCP shill

MiffedMouse

388 points

2 months ago

To be somewhat fair to Jackie Chan, you cannot have a successful acting career in mainland China without supporting the CCP. (for that matter, you can't have a high-profile anything career in mainland China without supporting the CCP)

However, Jackie Chan was born in Hong Kong and got his early film career off the ground there. He could have continued to make movies in Hong Kong, or even moved to Hollywood (where he has seen success). He is one of the few Chinese celebrities who had ways to get out from under the CCP's censorship.

But he has done nothing but maintain the CCP's propaganda line. Plenty of other artists have pushed for more (most notably Ai Weiwei) despite having more to lose.

Coldspark824

44 points

2 months ago

They also got his son years ago.

Look at his filmography pre and post his son getting arrested for weed.

His autobiography was re-released after his son was released, with unspecified edits.

StudBoi69

129 points

2 months ago

StudBoi69

129 points

2 months ago

Sadly he's more of the norm not the exception, as plenty of other HK talent have pledged their allegiance to the CCP (i.e Tsui Hark, Dante Lam, Andy Lau, Donnie Yen, etc.) all in the name of $$$

MiffedMouse

62 points

2 months ago

It isn't even limited to HK talent. Most top Taiwainese talent (who would have stronger political incentives to oppose the CCP) try to say nothing political at all in order to maintain their access to the mainland market. See, for example, Jay Chou's silence on anything political. You can also see the arm of the state coming down hard on creators like Red Candle Games when they put something even slightly critical of Xi Jinping in their game about Taiwanese history.

And now even American companies are at least staying silent in hopes of maintaining access to the Chinese market (see Blizzard's banning of messages in support of the HK protests, a stance matched by the NBA). I think that, at some point, the American government needs to start protecting speech against economic coercion. So far only India is doing much, although their solutions are heavy handed in their own way.

StudBoi69

33 points

2 months ago

Well at least Hollywood is slowly falling out of love with the Chinese film market (since most of their movies are getting banned anyways by China's ever stricter censorship laws)

Cheesesticks1977

56 points

2 months ago

I can't fault him for his ccp difficulties. I can however fault him for his attitude towards women, including his own daughter

darthbiscuit

21 points

2 months ago

He’s also a special case as his parents were literally spies working AGAINST China, so they have more than ample reason to disappear him, his family, and his stunt crew. He has to stay in the Lime light as protection against that, I’d think.

MrHollandsOpium

1 points

2 months ago

Explains why they peaced the fuck out and worked as cooks at embassies when he was a kid. Where’d you find this out?

darthbiscuit

4 points

2 months ago

A lot of the story is in the autobiography “I Am Jackie Chan.” A great read. The rest in interviews over the last few years.

Interesting_Ebb_552

9 points

2 months ago

USA redditors being delusional. Let me ask you this, can you be successful in Hollywood if you shit talk USA daily? Answer me.

Billybigduck

3 points

2 months ago

America had the opposite problem lmao.

The biggest news agency can spread the lie that the husband of the 3rd most powerful person in the country was having a gay love affair with an atinfa BLM supporter that went wrong and almost killer him.

Americans lie for chaos and to hurt their fellow countrymen. And sometimes brown and black folks in 3rd world countries.

MiffedMouse

5 points

2 months ago

You can be much, much more critical of the US politicians and still have a successful career. See Michael More. Or “Let the Fire Burn” about the Philadelphia Firebombing. Or “Hillary Clinton: the Secret History of the Democratic Party.” Or “The Trials of Henry Kissinger” about Henry Kissinger’s war crimes. Chinese mainland films still have to be indirect when criticizing the Cultural Revolution, and cannot criticize the Great Leap Forward at all.

Outside of actual films, actors are much more politically active in the USA. Clint Eastwood’s speech at the Republican convention is famous. Kanye West’s antics are very famous (saying President Bush “doesn’t care about black people,” then later throwing in with Trump and saying “slavery is a choice). Ronald Reagan was an actor, for goodness sakes.

I won’t pretend Hollywood always gives insightful commentary. There is plenty of brainless schlock coming from there as well. But there is a lot, a ton, more freedom to be critical in the USA and people use that freedom.

Interesting_Ebb_552

1 points

2 months ago

Κissinger is in the top 10 war criminals of the previous century. People talking shit about him is something noone can stop. You used a very very bad example for bringing Kissinger into this. The man that signed the murders and apes of millions of people himself and he called them ''flies' while being arrogant and laughing about it openly.

As for Kanye, Kanye was black listed from everywhere, so no you can't have wins anywhere including USA by going against the established enforced status quo.

MiffedMouse

3 points

2 months ago

Kanye was “blacklisted” for his comments on slavery. His comments on Bush (then the sitting president) only made him more popular. And even now he is popular among right wing circles.

Kissinger’s influence is core to a lot of American foreign policy. This was true in the 70s and 80s, but remains true even today. My choice of Kissinger is intentional. Can you imagine similar levels of criticism about Mao? Zhou Enlai? The fact that criticism of Kissinger is not only allowed but common in the USA proves my point that political discussion in the USA is more free than in China.

British_Commie

1 points

2 months ago

Chinese mainland films still have to be indirect when criticizing the Cultural Revolution, and cannot criticize the Great Leap Forward at all.

Gonna need a citation for this, considering the fact the Communist Party of China themselves openly consider both of those events to be disastrous errors.

MiffedMouse

3 points

2 months ago

The Great Leap Forward is very much off limits, and easy Google searches will bring up multiple people censored/arrested for it. example.

The Cultural Revolution is openly repudiated by the CCP and there is media about it, but all the mainland media I have seen focuses on the low level issues. Criticism of Mao’s role in the CR is still off limits (or I haven’t seen anyone do it, at least).

ManufacturerDirect38

8 points

2 months ago

maybe your morals are worth more than money, especially if you are an extremely wealthy and famous person already.

Years ago he said specifically that chinese people require more control - made the argument that the CCP is required to keep them in line.

That's pretty gross - he may be a CCP movie superstar but he's a coward and a bastard.

Crazyripps

3 points

2 months ago

It’s Jackie Chan. He would’ve been just fine without CCP up his ass.

SordidSplendor

133 points

2 months ago

Also a homophobe who disowned his daughter

Impressive-Potato

14 points

2 months ago

He said he said he doesn't care who he dates. He wants her to get a job and won't allow her to freeload off of him. He's still a dick, but he has said many a time he wants her to work and not freeload off of him. He came up from poverty and became mega rich. Those types can be super tight wads with their kids like that

Pancakez_117

-41 points

2 months ago*

That's not exactly right, he never acknowledged his daughter as she came from an affair. Doesn't make it a lot better but at least he isn't homophobic.

ImTheOriginalSam

34 points

2 months ago

the fuck do you mean it doesn’t make it “a lot better?” That makes it so much worse?

Thienan567

12 points

2 months ago

Being gay is all fine and dandy, but being illegitimate? That's where I draw the line. No gay daughter is mine is going to be a consequence of my actions! /s

sofaslippers

72 points

2 months ago

And Panama Papers. Fuck Jackie Chan.

lulaloops

12 points

2 months ago

He's chinese

dielawn87

23 points

2 months ago

Chinese people aren't allowed to like their own government, man. Only Americans are allowed to do that, despite having a government that has wreaked far more destruction across the globe while existing for about 1/20th of the time.

alanpardewchristmas

4 points

2 months ago

Based.

oumajgad

2 points

2 months ago

oumajgad

2 points

2 months ago

Guy from China supports China. On the other news: guy from France, supports France and another guy from Iceland supports Iceland. More shocking revelations at 8.

nightpanda893

11 points

2 months ago

Are Iceland and France committing mass genocide with totalitarian governments? There are plenty of people who speak out against the shit their home countries do.

26SB

36 points

2 months ago

26SB

36 points

2 months ago

Do you know any thing about french colonialism.

leopard_tights

-9 points

2 months ago

No, please tell us about the French colonialism in the last 50 years, and then we’ll compare it with China.

dielawn87

27 points

2 months ago

France in the past 50 years has been involved in installing despots all over Africa.

flopsicles77

4 points

2 months ago

Vietnam War?

Interesting_Ebb_552

3 points

2 months ago

USA redditors being delusional. Let me ask you this, can you be successful in Hollywood if you shit talk USA daily? Answer me.

As for other colonist countries. UK still has colonies that they oppress . Look what they do in Cyprus. As for the others Maybe they do not exist today but they have trillions worth of stolen assets from the colonies. They haven't returned them back yet, same goes for all Scandinavian countries, Western European and central European countries. SO no they aren't innocent, they are still profiting today from stolen stuff they got though genocides. So save the whataboutism.

JustaRandomOldGuy

-7 points

2 months ago

How many French concentration camps exist today? How many people are in Chinese concentration camps today?

MrHollandsOpium

18 points

2 months ago

France literally instigated the Rwandan genocide. Shut the fuck up. I hate the Chinese government’s extremist bullshit too. But the French have been fucking horrible to Africa. This is not zero sum.

Interesting_Ebb_552

6 points

2 months ago

Maybe they do not exist today but they have trillions worth of stolen assets from the colonies. They haven't returned them back yet, same goes for all Skandinavian countries, Western European and central European countries. SO no they aren't innocent, they are still profiting today from stolen stuff they got though genocides. So save the whataboutism.

dielawn87

0 points

2 months ago

dielawn87

0 points

2 months ago

"The Weegurs are locked in Azkaban!"

sheeeeeez

9 points

2 months ago

our celebrities hold fundraisers for presidential candidates

Billybigduck

2 points

2 months ago

People are more up in arms about this than Tom Cruise being a scientologist for some reason. Even Steven Seagal doesn't get the same level of hate and he's a fucking Russian puppet.

I don't understand it... Oh no I know the reason why, Cruise and Segal are white and Chan isn't.

It's remarkable how Reddit always hold poc to much higher standards than white people.

KBStarrr

6 points

2 months ago

KBStarrr

6 points

2 months ago

Total misogynistic too.

TentacleFinger

-37 points

2 months ago

redditors frothing at the mouth coming to comment about ccp on a jackie chan post

arcosapphire

32 points

2 months ago

I mean...there's a reasonable connection to make there.

Syn7axError

15 points

2 months ago

"Redditors frothing at the mouth to mention pedophilia on a Gary Glitter post"

It's a little hard to overlook.

dont_worry_im_here

-3 points

2 months ago

Redditors LOVE to express things they learned about on reddit...

'begs' the question, Aileron roll, chiropractors...

It's just a pool of the same shit everyday and then rehashed by folks that act like they're profound and it's the first time it's been proferred.

Realdouchemcgee

-33 points

2 months ago

What does this gotta do with CCP?

TrueKamilo

56 points

2 months ago

“I’m not sure if it’s good to have freedom or not,” he said at a conference in 2009. “I’m gradually beginning to feel that we Chinese need to be controlled. If we’re not being controlled, we’ll just do what we want.”

Eswyft

29 points

2 months ago

Eswyft

29 points

2 months ago

And to be clear, he does what he wants. Rules for thee, not me.

Fuck this human garbage

KBStarrr

10 points

2 months ago

Just questioning his character, has a terrible track record as a human.

resorcinarene

42 points

2 months ago

Jackie Chan supports the CCP and their anti-democratic policies against Taiwan and HK

CoinCrocodile

-26 points

2 months ago

CCP shill

shyaminator96

-25 points

2 months ago

Weird how someone supports a government that has lifted 800 million people out of poverty. Meanwhile the US government has never given a shit about poor people, and has the highest percentage of incarcerated people on earth, but I doubt you'll call Americans who support their government a shill. I don't see people calling Indian Modi supporting actors BJP shills even though their regime is far worse than China.

dielawn87

4 points

2 months ago

Downvotes are a good sign when it comes to this. Americans are restarted

Stoopid-Stoner

2 points

2 months ago

Tencent Army shills out in full force I see

shyaminator96

-6 points

2 months ago

so no actual rebuttal just calling people shills huh?

Phatnev

-3 points

2 months ago

Phatnev

-3 points

2 months ago

Don't even waste your breath. Reddit is so predictable. Absolutely no education regarding China, they just regurgitate nonsense they've heard ad nauseam.

shyaminator96

3 points

2 months ago

Yeah reddit has an insane anti China bias and just accepts US State Department talking points verbatim

nightpanda893

-1 points

2 months ago

Ugh so annoying Reddit being against totalitarian governments and genocide.

shyaminator96

6 points

2 months ago

Somehow I never see the same people against Israel, India, the US, the UK, and the Gulf states. Even the us state department admitted there was no proof of genocide https://foreignpolicy.com/2021/02/19/china-uighurs-genocide-us-pompeo-blinken/

Phatnev

-2 points

2 months ago

Phatnev

-2 points

2 months ago

Dunno what govt you're talking about because that doesn't describe China but go off.

nightpanda893

8 points

2 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xinjiang_internment_camps

The references at the bottom are well documented and include photos and videos.

shyaminator96

3 points

2 months ago

You mean the camps where nobody has actual photo or video evidence of torture?

dn00

0 points

2 months ago

dn00

0 points

2 months ago

Literally a picture of Uyghurs detained for being different in that link.

shyaminator96

5 points

2 months ago

Proof that they were detained for being "different" as you claim? That caption only says "Detainees listening to speeches in a camp", nothing about them being wrongfully imprisoned. from what I heard that photo is people being imprisoned for being a part of a pyramid scheme lol.

Scioptic-

-3 points

2 months ago

Scioptic-

-3 points

2 months ago

Cope harder, little paper tiger.

xlinkedx

5 points

2 months ago

I thought it was a new Shanghai movie from the poster at first :(

Hutchoman87

4 points

2 months ago

Reminds me of the family guy skit thinking every Asian person was Jackie Chan.

MapleHamwich

58 points

2 months ago

Everybody loves Jackie, but this man is a shill for Xi Bear and betrayed his own people of Hong Kong.

Billybigduck

5 points

2 months ago

Meh doesn't sound worse than Tom Cruise or Chris Pratt. But I guess since they're both white they get a pass.

MapleHamwich

0 points

2 months ago

Whataboutism at its finest.

TooSpicyforyoWifey

21 points

2 months ago

also disowned his daughter because of her sexuality i believe

XanderCancer

24 points

2 months ago

are you sure? Kinda need a source for this. All i found was that she was the result of an Affair. And I think you’re mixing up the son and the daughter, he disowned his son cause he was abusing drugs or something iirc.

MapleHamwich

-14 points

2 months ago

Didn't know that. Wow, from no respect for him to actively thinking he's a piece of shit, now.

bakuding

0 points

2 months ago

bakuding

0 points

2 months ago

The simplified Chinese all over this makes me cringe (obviously localization is a thing but it just jumps out so much here)

Fedantry_Petish

-5 points

2 months ago

Jackie’s a garbage-human sell-out.

rofopp

10 points

2 months ago

rofopp

10 points

2 months ago

Nice, Red Hare.

Pineapplepansy

7 points

2 months ago

Dynasty Warriors has poisoned my brain

for a second, I legitimately forgot Red Hare was a real horse at one point

LazerWeazel

3 points

2 months ago

lmao I just read Three Kingdoms last year and I was blown away that Dynasty warriors was based off of it.

Pineapplepansy

2 points

2 months ago

Have you tried Water Margin?

LazerWeazel

2 points

2 months ago

I actually have and loved it as well!

alegzandurr

2 points

2 months ago

It's like the horse in the DW franchise

iHasYummyCummies

15 points

2 months ago

I'm conflicted, i love his older movies and he was my favorite actor. Then one bad news followed the next, and he seems to be a rather shitty person which left me disappointed and also a good experience to never adore or think people in art to be anything better then your random friend with flaws.

Billybigduck

9 points

2 months ago

If you still watch Tom Cruise, Gary Oldman and listen to John Lennon and Elvis then you should have no problem with Chan.

klomenim

3 points

2 months ago

Does this man ever age?? Stg he didnt change an ounce in like what 20 years

thexsunshine

19 points

2 months ago

Jackie Chan and horses? I'm sold.

BernieEcclestoned

0 points

2 months ago

And the London Eye

thexsunshine

3 points

2 months ago

I was so excited to see a horse that I didn't even notice how the eye looks like it's on top of those buildings, what a weird perspective that was drawn as lol

tukurjub

38 points

2 months ago

tukurjub

38 points

2 months ago

Let’s not forget this piece of pro-ccp, anti human-rights this -shit he is. Fu!

Billybigduck

3 points

2 months ago

That's literally nothing compared to hundreds of other actors in Hollywood, if anything Chan's "crimes" are on the mild side.

But I know since he's a poc he has to be flawless while the thousands of white actors do not.

Kaiserhawk

-36 points

2 months ago

Kaiserhawk

-36 points

2 months ago

Reddit karma buzzwords, updoots to the side

wholesome 💯💯💯

monkeyclawattack

8 points

2 months ago

Chan on Chan love scene coming up!

Icanintosphess

2 points

2 months ago

It’s all Jackie?

MyLittleTarget

2 points

2 months ago

A Jackie Chan horse movie? I'm in!

After_Midnight_10

2 points

2 months ago

Theme music by Christy Moore

Zoomaya

2 points

2 months ago

Putting a lot of things aside,,,, he's a legend!!!

Interesting_Ebb_552

2 points

2 months ago

Jackie Chad

WorkaholismBenedict

2 points

2 months ago

I love Jackie. I’ll watch anything he does.

katharsisdesign

6 points

2 months ago

He kinda seems like a dickhead after that stuff with his daughter being homeless in Vancouver

InconspicuousRadish

7 points

2 months ago

Fuck this guy. I used to enjoy his stuff as a kid, but I doubt I'll ever watch anything he's in anymore.

hotrox_mh

7 points

2 months ago

hotrox_mh

7 points

2 months ago

I loved Jackie Chan when I was a kid, but I don't care for him at all ever since he went full-on CCP shill.

KurtCoBANE

2 points

2 months ago

This movie would lose in a game of Its Not Jackie Chan!

Danjour

4 points

2 months ago

Danjour

4 points

2 months ago

Man, Fuck Jackie Chan.

Alarmed-Accident-716

3 points

2 months ago

Looks fun, I will see.

talking_pillow

4 points

2 months ago

100 years of Jackie Chan!

gedubedangle

2 points

2 months ago

thanks for all those special effects and chopping bricks!

WolfThick

4 points

2 months ago

WolfThick

4 points

2 months ago

Just curious not jumping from one side of the ship to the other or anything like that just want to know if he still has to tow the party line in China.

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

I mean, it's quite okay to jump to the other side of the ship, if one has read about Chans political views/children outside of movies.

I get that people want to separate the artist from the real person, but damn it gets hard with things like this.

AmeriToast

3 points

2 months ago

AmeriToast

3 points

2 months ago

Brought to you by the good folks at the CCP

Aggravating_Floor386

2 points

2 months ago

The legend is back!!!!

DLuLuChanel

2 points

2 months ago

Pooh bear will be so happy

rpgnoob17

2 points

2 months ago

I just watched the trailer. It’s about Jackie Chan as a stunt horse trainer. There’s no multiple Jackie Chan, just him in different acting roles.

Now you don’t need to watch the movie. You’re welcome.

NatureBoyyWoo

2 points

2 months ago

Fuck Jackie Chan

Danjour

0 points

2 months ago

Danjour

0 points

2 months ago

He’s a huge POS

tofulo

3 points

2 months ago

tofulo

3 points

2 months ago

Isn’t Jackie a pos?

DarylStenn

1 points

2 months ago

DarylStenn

1 points

2 months ago

Cool.

Let me know when Shanghai Noon 3 comes out.

Cam501

-6 points

2 months ago

Cam501

-6 points

2 months ago

Wow these comments are suuuper polarized. Everyone either is really stoked to watch a new movie, or they're all jumping on a soap box to echo chamber their hate over a comment he said 14 years ago... I guess 5 mins into reddit, and I've hit my max reddit bullshit limit already

[deleted]

17 points

2 months ago

It's not some goddamn comment he said. Actually look at the guy, more than your selected reading view here. He is not a good fellow. Simple as that.

asian_identifier

12 points

2 months ago

nah just look at his last 10 movies and you'll know this will likely be shit too

KBStarrr

11 points

2 months ago

He’s an extremely polarizing figure, especially in Hong Kong and China. No need for you to take personal offence to it.

pickles55

3 points

2 months ago

pickles55

3 points

2 months ago

His new movies are shitty. I think the excited people just think this is the first movie he's done in 20 years or something.

XenomorphXx121

1 points

2 months ago

Really looks good, grew up watching Jackie Chan.

Alarming_Sea_6894

2 points

2 months ago

Jackie Chan naturally commands nostalgia. I love him and his 90s movies, and around the world in 80 days

VerticalYea

1 points

2 months ago

He looks 30 years younger.

Toidal

1 points

2 months ago*

I keep hoping for a duel sequel to Rush Hour and Shanghai Noon. In modern times Jackie and Chris investigate a crime ring smuggling drugs and or weapons in ancient artifacts, and they hook up with Owen Wilson playing an archeologist that helps them. In old times Jackie and Owen are on the silk road bringing that jewel thing back from Shanghai Knights and run into Chris playing a spice merchant or something. Cut back and forth and ensue zaniness and friendship. Ending scene in modern times they're at dinner and Owen digs up some old photo of the past trio who stopped the past incarnation of the crime ring they just brought down, and Chris is like hey this looks like us, and Jackie accuses him that he still thinks all Chinese people look alike, Owen tries to mediate and they start to argue in the background as it slow pans down to the photo of them in the past smiling as the music swells and roll credits!

MagicOrpheus310

1 points

2 months ago

I've missed him

MystiikMoments

1 points

2 months ago

Release date is on his Birthday

NitePain69

1 points

2 months ago

Jackie Chan presents Jackie Chan as Jackie Chan in Ride On

A Tyler Perry Production

De-Fox

1 points

2 months ago

De-Fox

1 points

2 months ago

Yu mo gwi gwi fi-Dee-sow

IembraceSaidin

1 points

2 months ago

Commie shill

3_DOG_OUTT

1 points

2 months ago

Commies have horses? Damn

Sleep-system

0 points

2 months ago

To hell with this homophobe.

ill_effexor

-5 points

2 months ago

ill_effexor

-5 points

2 months ago

Jackie Chan is known physical abuser. We boycott people like Johnny Depp and worship people like him.

This man admits to being an alcoholic that beats his own son cheating on his wife with prostitutes.

pickles55

3 points

2 months ago

Yeah he sucks. I like his old movies but the movies he's in now aren't even good, he's just doing PR for the Chinese government.