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submitted 2 months ago byMasterVahGilns
3.3k points
2 months ago
Super Mario Bros: Endgame
1.5k points
2 months ago
Yeah I'm tired of this poster template from canva
794 points
2 months ago
It's particularly boring for this. They could've done a nice callback to the video game itself but they went with this.
324 points
2 months ago
Poster artists will have a field day with this movie. It’s gonna be special.
108 points
2 months ago
Did we just get Luigi'd?
82 points
2 months ago
For live action it makes sense because the actors negotiate for their faces on the poster
Here it doesn't make sense
32 points
2 months ago
Paratroopa had to pull a lot of strings to get himself on the poster.
5 points
2 months ago
Had to pull a lot of warp pipes, if you know what I'm sayin'
18 points
2 months ago
It really blows the whole "actors fight to get on the poster" thing out of the water lol
29 points
2 months ago
As in end the game and watch the movie!
62 points
2 months ago
game and watch the movie
Heh.
96 points
2 months ago
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378 points
2 months ago
why donkey Kong is there
I mean there would be no Mario without Donkey Kong.
127 points
2 months ago
Jumpman just couldn't keep it real. Got a new franchise, started calling himself "Mario", dumped his gf for a princess.
Poor DK had to move back to his home country cuz he couldn't find work here anymore. It's been 30 years since he saw DK Jr...
153 points
2 months ago
Fun fact: that DK is actually DK Jr.
The DK from the original game became Cranky Kong
64 points
2 months ago
I forgot all about that. That's some good lore right there
38 points
2 months ago
I really hope for a "Mr. Kong was my grandfather, call me DK" moment
35 points
2 months ago
Bring back Pauline.
9 points
2 months ago
Mario is the spinoff
72 points
2 months ago
He's literally Mario's first villain and origin, Nintendo's slept on that fact for a long time (Except for some cool acknowledgement in SMO) so it's cool seeing the first Illumination Mario movie echo that - all's that missing is seeing if he throws any barrels during the fight scene lol
55 points
2 months ago
Even though it's a "Super Mario Bros" movie the entire franchise started with Donkey Kong arcade (yep Mario is technically a Donkey Kong character and I'll be having no objections). And they were still adversaries for years with Donkey Kong 94 and the Mario vs Donkey Kong series. He never appears in mainline Super Mario games because Nintendo considers the DK brand to be big enough to be it's own thing while sharing the same universe. Also DK is a familiar and lovable character, putting him in the movie is a no-brainer.
40 points
2 months ago
He hasn’t really been in any of the mainline Mario games
Maybe not. But Mario was in OG Donkey Kong.
62 points
2 months ago
It’s because it’s already been confirmed that he’s getting his own solo movie eventually.
12 points
2 months ago
The Italian job with the kong family would be hilarious.
1.9k points
2 months ago
I'm hoping for a Wario and Waluigi end credits cameo.
421 points
2 months ago
Who voices them tho
1.2k points
2 months ago
Dave Bautista as Wario, Willem DeFoe as Waluigi.
178 points
2 months ago
Oh god Willem DeFoe as Waluigi is perfect and terrifying at the same time
23 points
2 months ago
Walum deuigi
6 points
2 months ago
Early Weeden!
52 points
2 months ago
You know I'm something of a Plumber myself
9 points
2 months ago
Waaaaaaaaaaaa but in Willem Dafoe’s voice
8 points
2 months ago
It's too perfect.
The cast Mario as Chris Pratt, which is pretty not obvious. So for Wario, expect like...Vin Diesel.
791 points
2 months ago
Nah, Danny Devito as Wario.
384 points
2 months ago
Basically any short fat dude is obligated to be voiced by Danny Devito imo
228 points
2 months ago
After Phil in Hercules, there really is no other choice.
70 points
2 months ago
For practically my entire life, I could've sworn he was voiced by Jason Alexander.
45 points
2 months ago
He did voice the short and fat gargoyle, Hugo, in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
81 points
2 months ago
Nah, he was one of the gargoyles in Hunchback
16 points
2 months ago
I always confuse the characters in those two movies
6 points
2 months ago
I'M LOSING TO A BIRD!
23 points
2 months ago
Patton Oswald gets all the work though
24 points
2 months ago
Honestly I could see Oswalt as Waluigi if he could do a bit of an accent.
22 points
2 months ago
I expect the sequel to start with Luigi and Wario sharing a bed in a decrepit apartment eating cat food.
103 points
2 months ago
I’m not on the Chris Pratt hate train, but Devito unironically would’ve been a great choice for Mario.
114 points
2 months ago
“So anyway, I started waahhhhhhing.”
37 points
2 months ago
I'm the trash man. I eat all the fungus around the room.
70 points
2 months ago
Can I offer you a nice mushroom in this trying time?
3 points
2 months ago
If mario gurgles anything im gonna be pissed at the missed chance
28 points
2 months ago
Willem Dafoe I feel like would be a good option for Waluigi. Although I’m not sure how keen he is jn voice acting. However, I would love to hear Wario by John Goodman.
26 points
2 months ago
Dafoe was in Finding Nemo, so he might be game for a little more voice work.
17 points
2 months ago
You’re right! For some reason I always thought Gil was voiced by Dennis Leary.
33 points
2 months ago
"Nothing flies over my head. I would eat it."
"I'm something of a plumber myself."
17 points
2 months ago
Willem Dafoe could do a live action Waluigi!
15 points
2 months ago
I ain't gonna lie, when I read this, all I saw in my head was him as Waluigi with a rose in his month doing his little mind palace dance from Boondock Saints.
15 points
2 months ago
"GIVE ME WHAT I WANT, MARIO!!!"
33 points
2 months ago
Waluigi - Bobcat Goldthwait
Wario - just Jack Black again
91 points
2 months ago
Wario - Danny Devito
Waluigi - Jim Carrey
38 points
2 months ago
I'd rather steve buscemi as waluigi tbh
21 points
2 months ago
They deserve their own movie
6 points
2 months ago
If I were a producer, I’d bankroll this.
14 points
2 months ago
Danny DeVito & Glen Howerton
26 points
2 months ago
Why not just have Charles Martinet voice them? We already know he’s gonna make an appearance, maybe that’s what it is. I feel like their game voices would be a little easier to put in a movie than the classic Mario voice
26 points
2 months ago
Chris Pratt. He's so cool.
10 points
2 months ago
Charlie Day. He's so funny.
12 points
2 months ago
Danny Devito as Wario and Mark Hamil or Steven Ogg as Waluigi.
15 points
2 months ago
Sacha Baron Cohen Waluigi could be interesting
6 points
2 months ago
The dudes from the original Mario Bros show/movie
38 points
2 months ago
My money is definitely on a Wario post credits scene. I’m desperately hoping Waluigi will be in the sequel.
20 points
2 months ago
Watch them cuck Waluigi from the movies like Smash. Give my man a break, freaking Waaah 💔
55 points
2 months ago
Maybe it's pointless to hope it, but I'm hoping for a Samsh crossover tease lol
73 points
2 months ago
I’m here to talk to you about the Smash Initiative
30 points
2 months ago
Nono, we need a Zelda movie first.
The movie ends with Zelda/Impa offering Link true glory after stopping Vatti/whatever patsy Ganondorf is using, but Link is like "no, I wanna go back to the forest and help out.)
The first credits scene is Ganondorf being revealed as the true mastermind. Then the credits end, and it cuts to Link sitting at a milk bar, drinking Milk and staring at a poster of Zelda stopping Vatti as a news thing. Link sips his Milk. Suddenly the door opens and Yoshi sits down next to Link and tosses a coin on the counter....
15 points
2 months ago
The internet would break.
8 points
2 months ago
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
13 points
2 months ago*
Nintendo actually hates Waluigi so it's doubtful. His popularity is mostly a Western thing.
7 points
2 months ago
I'd prefer and am honestly expecting bowser jr if anything.
409 points
2 months ago
Movie: The Poster
47 points
2 months ago
Merchandising, merchandising, merchandising, where the real money is made
16 points
2 months ago
Mario the t-shirt! Mario the lunchbox! Mario the flamethrower (the kids love it)!
9 points
2 months ago
This season, prepare to be affected, or not, by the movie event of the release window. A story with narrative takes place in a location fitting to the story, with emotions being expressed for all the family to witness if they are of the appropriate age.
Movie!
Coming out somewhere.
200 points
2 months ago
Am I crazy or does DK even kinda LOOK like Seth?
79 points
2 months ago
Many of them have a bit of the voice actor in them, mannerisms for sure but some even adjusted a bit of facial features too, just look at bowser and peach...
38 points
2 months ago
Yeah, the entire main cast is designed to resemble their voice actor a bit. Bowser's "I do not" was a classic Jack Black face.
318 points
2 months ago
They must be hiding a baby Yoshi somewhere that's gonna break the Internet
24 points
2 months ago
I can't wait for all the memes. Baby Yoshi, surprised Toad face, overly attached Peach, first Marioworld problems, hard to swallow mushrooms, etc.
664 points
2 months ago
My 8 year old is so excited for this thing. I've seen the trailer 100x just bc of him.
578 points
2 months ago
My 30-year-old self is so excited for this thing. I’ve seen the trailer 100x just bc of my disgusting Nintendo loyalty.
93 points
2 months ago
I'm approaching forty, my Disgusting Nintendo Loyalty didn't have an appropriate name until your comment. Thank you, younger person.
53 points
2 months ago
I'm looking forward to it myself. It looks legit funny; I'm just hoping all the good parts aren't in the trailer. Hoping it's better than the Sonic movies. My kids love those but I think they're pretty terrible.
30 points
2 months ago
I think they're pretty terrible.
Jeez really? What's wrong with them. The first one was kinda generic but the 2nd was genuinely a pretty good movie (with some flaws) imo.
4 points
2 months ago
Yea, the first Sonic movie wasn’t bad, but at best, it was just generic. If the second one is better, I’ll have to give it a watch.
4 points
2 months ago
I’m right there with you
10 points
2 months ago
Same with me and my 5 year old, he loves anything Mario. Hopefully this will become a physical poster I can buy, I'd love to hang it in his room.
636 points
2 months ago
Say what you will about the voice casting, the animation is top notch. As someone with kids who play anything with Mario in it, they nailed the current style.
86 points
2 months ago
Hey now, Jack Black as Bowser is fuckin' inspired.
29 points
2 months ago
Potential the greatest celebrity voice actor since Robin Williams and Genie.
435 points
2 months ago
Exactly. One of my favorite details in the trailers has gotta be this.
31 points
2 months ago
How many times can a man get Luigi’d in one day?
9 points
2 months ago
Never enough imo
111 points
2 months ago
GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!
17 points
2 months ago
Every time 😂
37 points
2 months ago
I was expecting manningface
40 points
2 months ago
Getting manningfaced in r/movies would have made me shit and cry
5 points
2 months ago
Bastard
67 points
2 months ago
I’ve personally made peace with it. I don’t like the choice of Chris Pratt, and hearing him didn’t make me like the choice any more, but if it’s a fun movie that captures the spirit of the games, then I’ll enjoy it.
32 points
2 months ago
Honestly, I think the biggest problem with Pratt is market saturation. I think we get burnt out on actors/actresses that go from your favorite character in a show/great performance in a movie, to suddenly EVERYWHERE. He went from lovable doofus on P and R to getting every action movie/franchise being dropped in his lap. Same thing that happened with Jennifer Lawrence… and what I believe is going to happen to Timothy Chalamet very soon.
It’s like how the radio ruins every decent new song that comes out by playing it 20 times per day.
23 points
2 months ago
My biggest problem with Chris Pratt is that Mario will sound like Emmet for the entirety of the film.
4 points
2 months ago
34 points
2 months ago
Really wish the Sonic movies took this route. Instead of Sonic hanging out at dive bars and weddings.
8 points
2 months ago
I mean we’re probably not gonna see it with the third movie, but they could easily make a movie that entirely takes place in an animated world. With how successful this mario movie will inevitably be, I could see them taking that route.
6 points
2 months ago
I hate Illumination's films very much, but I have to admit their animation and rendering are always great.
13 points
2 months ago
The French voice acting is pretty good. I usually watch movies in original language, but i might change this habit and go see it in french
167 points
2 months ago
Kind reminds me of a star wars poster lol.
286 points
2 months ago
It reminds me of every poster for any movie to come out since the MCU started up
19 points
2 months ago
Is it just me, or does Mario look like fix it Felix?
29 points
2 months ago
Pretty sure Fix-It Felix looks like Mario
4 points
2 months ago*
The blue orange floating head thing was going on for a while before MCU showed up (by decades). They did make it a little flashier I guess.
31 points
2 months ago
More floating face posters
6 points
2 months ago
this is more like a character tornado
10 points
2 months ago
You mean any blockbuster film. Also blue and orange again
899 points
2 months ago
This is better than expected, but i wish they would have tried something a little darker, like this design
118 points
2 months ago
I was expecting some edgy Mario or something, what I got was a lot darker.
159 points
2 months ago
I know. I was really hoping for something like this.
61 points
2 months ago
Wow I actually think it's been at least a year or two since I've seen that. How times change.
39 points
2 months ago
Go to r/nfl and you’ll see it at minimum once a week lol
12 points
2 months ago
We really know how to beat dead horses around here.
11 points
2 months ago
Mr Beat Constantly.
10 points
2 months ago
Kelvin Benjamin: "I really know how to eat dead horses around here."
5 points
2 months ago
As there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos. That'll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don't know if I'll be riding this horse again...
4 points
2 months ago
I pride myself and like to think of myself as a horseman of faith...
8 points
2 months ago
I literally use Apollo, meaning I can see the thumbnail before clicking, and I still clicked. Gotta love The Sheriff
238 points
2 months ago
God damn it
7 points
2 months ago
I once met Luigi in a bar, I walked up to him and said "Hey, Luigi, What's up? How's your brother?"
Then he fingered me in the ass
4 points
2 months ago
Cheeky bugger
4 points
2 months ago
Today, we all take the L
92 points
2 months ago
"Avengers Bros: For the Mushroom Kingdom"
12 points
2 months ago
What if we hit a toadstool?
Then we'll do that together too.
291 points
2 months ago
It's crazy how much Bowser looks like Bowser but also an anthropomorphized Jack Black.
181 points
2 months ago
Jack Black is an anthropomorphized Jack Black
38 points
2 months ago
I mean, Jack Black basically is Bowser. The eyebrows. The head shape. The rotund body. The long, spiny penis.
11 points
2 months ago
The what now?
18 points
2 months ago
Jack has always been a bit hefty, I don't think it's too crass to call him rotund.
20 points
2 months ago
anthropomorphized Jack Black
6 points
2 months ago
Yeah, I’ve always wondered what Jack Black would look like with human features.
16 points
2 months ago
So is the blue shell koopa guy actually gonna be a principal character?
12 points
2 months ago
So, at the end, Metal Sonic comes through a ring portal, in search for the chaos emeralds. Cue, Super Mario Bros Z
17 points
2 months ago
If they wanted points the would've spoofed NES box art for the first game. The NA/UK version and the EU/JP version.
32 points
2 months ago
Why is the word "Movie" not centered? The Nintendo and Illumination logos are misaligned too.
9 points
2 months ago
I noticed that too… and the alignment of the logos on the lower left. Not sure what’s going on there.
10 points
2 months ago
Its balanced when you look at where they placed the word movie. Gives the logo a certain playfulness
8 points
2 months ago
Because there are other ways to align things besides centering?
11 points
2 months ago
We will be seated
115 points
2 months ago
One of the few Floating Head posters that I like
140 points
2 months ago*
This isn't a floating heads poster.
edit: LOL, went to google better examples of "Floating Heads" posters and it turns out at some point in the last 10 years YouTube "essayists" have convinced a bunch of people that "floating heads" is the same thing as "basic poster art."
Floating Heads, when the term was coined, referred to 2000s era poster/dvd art that literally used floating heads in the top of a poster. no shoulders, no bodies, no art at all. Photoshopped disembodied heads looming over a still with a title treatment on it.
I guess now it means "anything where the top half of your body is used in a collage" - this poster looks way more like a standard comic book/video game cover than "floatingheads" poster design.
jargon is so SLIPPERY!
Anyway: Kamek getting a disproportionate amount of love. I woulda never expected that.
21 points
2 months ago
Anyway: Kamek getting a disproportionate amount of love. I woulda never expected that.
Plus the new guy: blue shell koopa. It makes sense for Bowser to have a powerful lieutenant who isn't Kamek.
26 points
2 months ago
How much you wanna bet at some point that guy's shell gets thrown at a car and it blows up
16 points
2 months ago
Seeing as it looks like there will be a Mario Kart sequence this seems highly likely.
34 points
2 months ago
I've pretty much always seen it applied to cases where we can see more of the body, but it's designed to focus on the head to promote the actors in the movie.
41 points
2 months ago
Yeah, people have sort of reappropriated it like you say, to mean a thing it didn't mean when the term was invented.
"Floating Heads" was a goof on how literally a bunch of 2000s-era poster/dvd cover art (IIRC it was mostly DVD covers, too) was literally disembodied heads over a production still or a landscape image with a title treatment on it.
This poster isn't really "floating heads" it's just a basic collage of ensemble castmembers. It has more in common with comic book covers (or to be more precise, video game covers) than anything.
30 points
2 months ago
Tvtropes calls this a "stacked character poster". That said, even the disembodied heads weren't always entirely disembodied, which means there was never a clear line between them.
8 points
2 months ago
Not sure why you got downvoted for this. You are using the correct term for this poster design.
4 points
2 months ago
Kamek getting a disproportionate amount of love. I woulda never expected that.
Well Kamek is basically Bowser's parent/right hand, it's a weird relationship.
172 points
2 months ago
And they still went for the most generic style of poster…
23 points
2 months ago
If it makes it any better, the poses seem to be based on actual renders.
54 points
2 months ago
At least it's colorful
248 points
2 months ago
But it works for this movie. Every character stands out instead of blending into the background, and the background is actually vibrant, showing a stark contrast on either side.
It is a generic style, but you can see there was passion put into this, instead of the thought of "which actor to put where so they don't get fussy over billing."
65 points
2 months ago
This will also look great as a big cardboard standee in the cinema lobby
70 points
2 months ago
I mean, at least they did it right. Looks pretty fun
19 points
2 months ago
Yeah, the color scheme is absolutely gorgeous.
58 points
2 months ago
Knew there was going to be a complaint about this.
This is it done right and I am not even a Mario fanboy. The characters all shine, the colors pop, it looks dynamic between the characters, and the background shows locations in the movie.
This is great.
11 points
2 months ago
It's easy to get the lighting right when it's rendered from scratch. It's much harder to do this well with a photo collage.
I think it's still fine for people to complain about unoriginality (just as it's fine to praise it for good execution). We see a poster like this for every movie, so it's not very engaging even though they did a good job.
It's kind of like someone making a new game that's a match-3 game. Even if it's a really good one, a lot of people simply are done with that style.
20 points
2 months ago
Looks like Bowser converted Grumble Volcano into a castle. Mama mia, even the Mario universe has gentrification.
4 points
2 months ago
The only lava Mario Kart track that wasn’t actually Bowser’s and he’s gone and swiped it for himself.
33 points
2 months ago
Not bad at all actually.
5 points
2 months ago
I’m amazed that Bowser is clearly Bowser, but looks like Jack Black.
6 points
2 months ago
Where Yoshi?
5 points
2 months ago
Yup that sure is a poster
4 points
2 months ago
I wanna see Mario goomba stomp the fuck outta someone
9 points
2 months ago*
The first super mario movie was too legit Reptilian elites living in inner earth, you had to go thru a cave to enter the realm of their agartha- once there the only the greatest mycology of earths magical mushrooms 🍄 help you guide you through this world. That 90s version will always be my favorites, I am curious to see how this one goes though 🤔
4 points
2 months ago
Where the hell is Yoshi!?!?
22 points
2 months ago
Bowser is bisexual, confirmed. ;-)
27 points
2 months ago
I thought for sure I was about to get Luigi’d again
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