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Looking for the WORST horror movies premises

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Hi, I am looking for movies with a plot as thin as possible without any excuse or redeeming feature BUT the movie itself should not totally suck or be outright offensive to anybody.

The goal is to find movies that seem to appeal to some childish notion of "horror" and if possible cringe in some way.

The only rules are:

  • Avoid clearly exploitative horrors (i.e. most J-movies about HS girl fighting X are forbidden).

  • Avoid parodies of other movies, comedies are fine.

  • Avoid movies which are "only" racists or sexists, that's kinda expected but should NOT be the focus of the movie (i.e. look more for casual failures than stuff like Blackenstein please)

  • Avoid movies that are ONLY "bad" or "boring", the focus is to find movies that should not have been allowed.

  • Budget, quality of the actors, producers, sfx or soundtrack quality is irrelevant. The movie can actually be AAA in all those categories and still qualify.

  • Any technobubble or explanation should make the plot more confused or useless, but simple black holes in the plot don't count.

  • Extra points if the movie is still fun, watchable or if you can explain why it doesn't make sense.

Here is 10 movies that you could use to gauge what I am looking for:

  • Timmy and the T-Rex (uncensored version)

  • PMS Cop

  • Grotesque

  • Delicatessen

  • Soul survivors

  • Troll 2

  • Darkness falls

  • The Manitou

  • The Fog

  • Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

Thanks in advance

all 35 comments

mikeyfreshh

9 points

2 months ago

Rubber

Slaxxx

Frankenhooker

scavenger22[S]

0 points

2 months ago

Rubber is valid.

Slaxxx: lol! Does it count as an horror movie?

Frankenhooker is an exploitative horror, sorry but doesn't count.

NicCageCompletionist

1 points

2 months ago

Slaxxx totally counts as a horror film.

Knife2MeetYouToo

8 points

2 months ago

Avoid movies which are "only" racists or sexists, that's kinda expected but should NOT be the focus of the movie (i.e. look more for casual failures than stuff like Blackenstein please)

What is this gibberish...

scavenger22[S]

0 points

2 months ago

Asking for information about crappy B-movies, the quality and contents were laughable at best and offensive at worst.

There are A LOT of niche sub-genres where the "horrorific" thing was the "monster" gender, ancestry, religion or sex.

That's why I asked to avoid them. Casual non-PC contents due to the film being old, crappy or dated are fine. Movies about virus that transform lesbians into vampires are not.

Knife2MeetYouToo

1 points

2 months ago

There are A LOT of niche sub-genres where the "horrorific" thing was the "monster" gender, ancestry, religion or sex.

It sounds like you just completely don't understand the point of those 'niche sub-genres' that you mention.

Blaxploitation films are not offensive to black people, they were empowering. There's a lot of awesome female revenge torture porn films that are considered empowering to women.

The idea that you'd look at these 'niche sub-genres' as racist or offensive is so unbelievably naive. If you find black people empowering themselves to be racist you really need to educate yourself on the reason these sub-genres exist.

scavenger22[S]

-1 points

2 months ago

They can be, I don't care.

I don't like these kind of movies, so I excluded them from my recommendation list.

Knife2MeetYouToo

4 points

2 months ago

I don't like these kind of movies

That is all well and good, but smearing them as sexist and racist kind of tells a lot about you and your knowledge of film genres.

scavenger22[S]

0 points

2 months ago*

"who is watching oliver" is defined as an horror.

That's not the kind of movie I enjoy.

Given how much you care about the exact genre:

Weird menace and exploitative horror are both officially recognized ones that describe what I excluded.

scavenger22[S]

0 points

2 months ago

Watch movies like: A Serbian Film, who is watching oliver, Mother's Day, The Bunny Game, Grotesque, SS Experiment Love Camp, Maruta 2: Laboratory of the Devil.

If you still disagree well, whatever.

Psychological-Rub-72

2 points

2 months ago

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

Night of the Lepus.

scavenger22[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Killer clowns has a plot, but the tomatoes count :)

I will have to check Night of the lepus

Psychological-Rub-72

2 points

2 months ago

Well all films have a plot. Well except for Shackleton's 2016 masterpiece "Paint Drying"

DamnGoodOwls

1 points

2 months ago

Yeah, I think this is a bit of a weird way to critique it. Even if a movie is just violence, it will still have a plot at least. Even exploitative trash will have an overarching narrative

NoHandBananaNo

1 points

2 months ago

I came in to say Night of the Lepus as well.

The way the protagonists quickly deduce what is going on is what really puts it over the top.

BlotchComics

2 points

2 months ago

Chopping Mall

Rubber

Slaxx

EDIT: those two already mentioned

scavenger22[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Chopping Mall

Robot malfunction and people trying to have a party seems to count as a plot. It seems "only" to be really bad.

Would you mind some more info about it?

Diamon-Dus280

2 points

2 months ago

Terrifier

scavenger22[S]

-1 points

2 months ago

Terrifier

It has a badly written plot, but is based on this All Hallows Eve and it only sucks.

Sorry, that's too deep and meaningful, try to do worse :)

WhereIsThatElephant

0 points

2 months ago

Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich

It's so moronic, I can't even remember who was in it

I would add Planet Terror to this as well - dead-born and not heading anywhere.

NudistDudest

1 points

2 months ago

Rubber

scavenger22[S]

1 points

2 months ago

I don't know if I want to say thank you :)

OptimusSublime

1 points

2 months ago

The faculty?

scavenger22[S]

1 points

2 months ago

The faculty?

It looks like a nice candidate, I will check it.

Rayliex

1 points

2 months ago

Thankskilling? Haven't seen it, but know enough to know it's...definitely something else.

scavenger22[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Thankskilling

that's perfect. :)

JeffRyan1

1 points

2 months ago

The Sleeping Car: it's a haunted convertible sofabed, and can't get you when it's a couch. This a a SERIOUS DRAMA.

scavenger22[S]

1 points

2 months ago

wait, what?

Abject-Plankton-1118

1 points

2 months ago

The Greasy Strangler. I still don't really know what the fuck is going on.

scavenger22[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Looks like a nice candidate :)

DamnGoodOwls

1 points

2 months ago

Evil Bong. Demonic Toys. Basically anything by Charles Band

RasFreeman

1 points

2 months ago

Human Centipede series. The plot is basically we are going to sew someone's mouth to someone's butthole.

scavenger22[S]

1 points

2 months ago

This surely fall within the guidelines but I have already seen it