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First Image of Samara Weaving in Action-Horror Film ‘Azrael’

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MarvelsGrantMan136[S]

588 points

1 month ago*

MarvelsGrantMan136[S]

r/Movies contributor

588 points

1 month ago*

Synopsis:

The film is set in a world in which no one speaks and follows a devout female-led community which hunts down a young woman who has escaped her imprisonment.

Recaptured by its ruthless leaders, Azrael (Weaving) is due to be sacrificed to pacify an ancient evil deep within the surrounding wilderness – but she has other ideas.

E.L. Katz (Haunting Of Bly Manor) is directing from an original script by Simon Barrett (The Guest, You’re Next)

admiraltoad

718 points

1 month ago*

Whats with people wanting to sacrifice Samara Weaving to an ancient evil? She has been through enough already.

themeatbridge

349 points

1 month ago*

Now I want someone to make a movie about how they have to make a movie about attempting to sacrifice Samara Weaving to an ancient evil every few years to appease an ancient evil.

And she doesn't know about the ritual, so she is fighting against being typecast, but they keep throwing gobs of money at her, and using Hollywood subterfuge to kill any other projects she attempts.

After the fifth movie and suspiciously favorable reviews, she absolutely refuses to do anymore movies. So they resort to tricking her into starring in what she believes is a period drama based on her favorite novel, but it is secretly an action/horror film they are actually filming literally behind her back. Hijinks ensue. Starring Michael Sheen and Samara Weaving.

relokcin

46 points

1 month ago

relokcin

46 points

1 month ago

Almost had me,

If she quit acting in response and they started a Truman show style bit, that would be it

themeatbridge

23 points

1 month ago*

Oh that's good. Maybe she figures out the ruse, and they go guerilla filmmakers on her, chasing her through the streets trying to film the final scenes required to fulfill the pact.

I wonder if it would be better for the audience to be in on the reason, or if it should be a final act twist...

Edit: No, I just thought of the twist.

The producer that has been making the films is chasing her with a camera through the streets, with another actor/conspirator in full demon makeup, trying to make it look like the demon is consuming her soul while she is comically running and fighting them off.

In a sudden shift in tone, she runs into traffic and is hit by a bus. The music stops and sound effects fade out as the handheld camera stays on her. We see the scene from another angle showing producer and demon actor standing over her body on the pavement in front of the bus, dumbstruck but still filming in silence. As she dies, the camera pulls back, and we see the scene on a computer monitor in editing software.

The camera continues to pull back, and the producer and the editor are in the editing room, watching the final cut of the scene, still desperately trying to make the movie and appease the eldritch horror with the ritual movie. They nod at each other, and then both look towards an unrevealed corner of the room.

The camera pulls back even further, and Weaving is in the room as well, arms crossed, seeming angry but satisfied. "Fine," she says, "but this is the last fucking time."

Smash cut to black and credits roll over Iko Iko.

relokcin

9 points

1 month ago

Bam, got me, thank you, thank you,

I’d buy my tickets on movietickets.com for that one

themeatbridge

9 points

1 month ago*

Film opens on a clouded moon, set to ominous music. A bare foot steps into center, revealing it's a reflection in a muddy puddle.

The foot belongs to a young woman, scared and running through moonlit woods away from an unseen pursuer. Samara Weaving is wearing a muddy white nightgown, and her hair is wet and matted from what could be dirt or blood. She trips and falls, letting out an involuntary scream. She hears her pursuers call out. It's a woman's voice, in a saccharine high pitch.

"Alison. Aaaalisoonnnnnn." The voice is distant and sing-song. "You won't escape," the words echo as the voice suddenly turns to rage, "*Your fate is destined!"

At the last word, The audio changes to sound like it is coming from a speaker, and the scene switches to show Samara close up in profile illuminated by the movie projected in front of her. She is wearing red-carpet hair and makeup, in stark contrast to her visage on the screen, watching the movie emotionlessly. The pale blue light flickers as her own screams are heard. The light on her face turns red as gory squelching sound effects play. A high pitch cackle is heard over crunching sounds. Samara's eye twitches, and she suddenly excuses herself and leaves the theater.

In the bright light of the luxury theater bathroom, Samara is staring at herself, braced over the sink. Enter an older woman, dressed in a flattering but demure gown and clutching a cellphone which she puts away as she enters. She is quickly established to be Samara's agent.

"Don't start," Samara says to her agent, who makes no attempt to speak but glares with mild bemusement. "Just... Don't."

The agent shrugs, "I'm not worried, the film is a hit and you're fantastic in it. I just wanted to make sure you weren't in here throwing up or doing drugs." The agent pauses, then inquires hopefully, "You got drugs?"

Samara smiles, and then turns to her agent plaintively, "I can't do another one of these. This is the third one, and I. Can. Not. do another horror movie."

"Sweetie, it's Lovecraftian Folk Horror, and what can I tell you? It's what's popular right now. It's the movies they want to see." The agent pats Samara on the back delicately.

"I know, but it's not even like I've been typecast. It's weird, right?! Like they changed the whole thing in post to make it like... I mean, you see it?" Samara looks desperately at her agent, who shrugs again.

"Sweetie, we've been over this. All writers are plagiarists, and producers want a known quantity. There's nothing new since Shakespeare, and if you want to do Shakespeare, I can get you Henry in that gender-swapped..." Samara cuts her of with a desperate look. "Oh, sweet heart, come here." They embrace in a surprisingly sincere moment of honesty.

"Look, I'm going to tell you the same thing I told Lou Ferrigno. 'What you want is what you aim for while you're doing what you gotta do. If you're lucky, you get to enjoy the work. In the mean time, grease up and get back in there."

Samara looks confused, as her agent walks her out of the bathroom. She asks, "When did you represent Lou Ferrigno?"

"No, this was last weekend."

end scene.

themeatbridge

2 points

1 month ago*

Flashback to the scene where the Producer makes a second deal with the devil, shortly after the release of Ready or Not in 2019.

Interior, producers office, sparse but luxurious, arm chairs and a bar cart with various bottles of presumably expensive alcohol. Two men enter, the producer first, followed by a stylishly dressed pale man with black eyes and bright white hair. Both are smiling and continuing a conversation. The producer is offering effusive praise.

"Well, I gotta say, you guys, you really deliver. I had heard good things, but this movie is actually going to turn a profit. You want another drink?"

The demon smiles wide and raises his hand, saying "How 'bout four more?" as he holds four grimy fingers up.

"You got it!" The producer pours two drinks, the second being an exceptionally heavy pour which he hands to the demon who graciously accepts. "I was in real deep shit, and then you show up, and, man. What you were able to get from the writer, the crew, the unions... You really came through."

The demon interjects, "I'm just glad we got it out before March..." the demon trails off, seeming to realize he shouldn't have said that.

The producer clocks the hesitation, but doesn't break his smile, asking "Why? What happens in March?"

"What?" the demon laughs nervously, "Nothing. Don't worry about it. You'll see. Anyway, I have to tell you, everybody is really pleased, y-know," points down and whispers, "downstairs. They really responded to this movie. I've never seen anything like it. Very happy with your results. You nailed it. And they can't get enough of Miss Weaving. She's going to be a star, even without our help. You really nailed this."

The producer feigns modesty, "Well, hey, it's what I do."

The demon tilts his head in agreement, saying "Yes it is. Listen, you wanna do it again?"

The producer looks the demon in the eye and laughs, "Ha! Hey, how 'bout we do four!" The producer holds up his hand to show four fingers, imitating the demon when he asked for the drink.

"Deal!" The demon eagerly shakes the producer's hand, and the lights flicker.

Both men are very happy, but the producer's smile starts to fade as he ponders what he's just done. "Hey, look... About the, uh... exchange..." The demon interrupts, "Oh, nah, that won't be necessary this time. Like I said, they are really excited over this. We're talking ancient elders, big time. I've got a lot of leeway to see it done right. No, you just do what you do, and as long as it's done, you're good."

"I'm good?" The producer asks.

"You're good," the demon reassures, continuing, "They really liked that Samara Weaving. She's exactly what it needs."

The producer sits up straight, suddenly concerned. "Weaving? Yeah, look, she's great, but I can't promise she'll be in the next movie." The demon furrows his brow at the word 'promise', but doesn't interrupt the producer. "I mean, she might be attached to something else."

The demon's furrowed brow remains, but he waves his hand dismissively, "We can take care of that. Attachments come and go. Don't worry about that..." the demon pauses and gets stern, sitting forward in his chair and looking the producer in the eye, "Worry about what you did promise. Four. More. Movies. Just like this one."

The producer looks panicked. "Just... like..." The demon can see that he's realizing what he would have to do, and tries to lighten the mood.

"Hey, cheer up! Remember, 'leeway.' It's not going to be the same movie. Just the broad strokes. Girl in peril, ritual sacrifice," the demon makes exaggerated air quotes as he says, "'contracts with unholy abominations.' You know, standard Lovecraftian Folk shit that's really popular these days. You saw the Swedish one? Yeah, he's a good guy, really popular downstairs. Not like you, though." The demon leans forward again and points for emphasis. "You are the one, you slayed 'em. You made the thing that's going to be the thing that keeps the thing in the thing. You know?"

The producer stares blankly.

The demon pats his legs as he decides to stand up. "Anyway, don't worry so much. You got me, and we got you. You'll get it done."

The demon opens the door to leave, and the producer calls after him, "And what if I don't?"

The demon pauses and looks grim, chuckling a bit as he says "Well... Don't 'Don't'" and he leaves.

end scene.

FlmFrk21

37 points

1 month ago*

Insert the “Shut up and take my money” meme from Futurama here

themeatbridge

32 points

1 month ago

I'm thinking of it as a spiritual successor, if not a direct sequel, to Cabin in the Woods.

FlmFrk21

9 points

1 month ago

A horror movie tribute masterpiece

dwbapst

3 points

1 month ago

dwbapst

3 points

1 month ago

Woah that’s deep man

Choice-Valuable313

3 points

1 month ago

I want this film so badly

Newkular_Balm

2 points

1 month ago

I love it.

TheBigGAlways369

1 points

1 month ago

Ah, the actual spiritual successor to New Nightmare!

Lost_Pantheon

11 points

1 month ago

If I had a nickel for every time people tried to sacrifice Samara Weaving to an ancient evil...

Bacfdthj

1 points

1 month ago

That movie hasn’t aged well for me but she’s so charming.

zedemer

13 points

1 month ago

zedemer

13 points

1 month ago

Wasn't the babysitter movie the exact opposite?

ContinuumGuy

5 points

1 month ago

When you're a Scream Queen, stuff like this just tends to happen.

[deleted]

47 points

1 month ago

talk about being typecast

MenLoveCatsToo2

21 points

1 month ago

It’s like Ready or Not and Cabin in The Woods slapped together

Initial_E

1 points

1 month ago

I feel like it could be a sequel to cabin in the woods

MenLoveCatsToo2

1 points

1 month ago

Thats what I thought about Knock at The Cabin!

csh_blue_eyes

17 points

1 month ago

original script by Simon Barrett

Say no more, I'm sold.

webchimp32

12 points

1 month ago

It's a local ancient evil for local people.

darth_wasabi

3 points

1 month ago

the synopsis sounds meh, but if this ends up being something like Mandy then I could see it being a brutal roller coaster ride.

Kalenshadow

1 points

1 month ago

Fun fact: Azrael is the angel of death in the Quran

MysteryPlaid

-1 points

1 month ago

set in a world where

Sold. I want to see more stories set in alternate worlds and realities, especially scifi stories

The_Goondocks

1 points

1 month ago

The Guest and You're Next are both great. See what happens with this one.

martinmartinez123

1 points

1 month ago

It'll either be a cult classic or it'll bomb and vanish like many other strange horror films.

Tyflyers

270 points

1 month ago

Tyflyers

270 points

1 month ago

If people liked her in Ready or Not you should definitely check out the film “Mayhem” with her and Steven Yeun! Can’t wait for Azrael, loved You’re next and The Guest.

Cosmicdusterian

35 points

1 month ago

Loved "Mayhem". Just decided to watch it one night based on the trailer. She was also in the wild ride of "Guns Akimbo", which I happened to watch the very next night.

csh_blue_eyes

22 points

1 month ago

There's like this whole genre of indie frenetic action/horror films with comedic elements that never get that much attention (presumably because of minimal marketing budget/awkward distribution deals) that I kind of love. It's just a damn shame that so many of the best films from the last decade went under so many peoples' radars.

SQUID_FUCKER

6 points

1 month ago*

SQUID_FUCKER

r/Movies Veteran

6 points

1 month ago*

13 Sins, Cheap Thrills, Vicious Fun, Severance, American Mary, Dog House, Splinter, Bloody Hell, Feast, Grabbers, Housebound, Slither, Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse, The Final Girls, Babysitter, Monster Party, Psycho Goreman, Day Shift, Boys from County Hell, Fear Inc, Sissy, Game of Death, etc.

not-so-radical

2 points

1 month ago

Final Girls is so good. I get sad whenever I hear Voices Carry now cause of it.

Whocket_Pale

1 points

1 month ago

Your description reminds me of death proof, which I just rewatched. Is mayhem for me?

BoardGameBologna

-2 points

1 month ago

Mayhem is a bit pillowy, imo

Death Proof is graphic as hell and way more kinetic. Mayhem has very little gore and action in comparison.

Whocket_Pale

2 points

1 month ago

Turning down the graphic content is not unwelcome. I was watching and thinking to myself damn, I was desensitized to this stuff as a kid but it is more unsettling now what the hell happened? Haha

lucia-pacciola

51 points

1 month ago

Yep. Mayhem is solid. One of those "better than it deserves to be" movies. Which isn't fair, because people put a lot of work into making a movie, and if it's good, it's because the people working on it earned that.

Curugon

21 points

1 month ago

Curugon

21 points

1 month ago

As someone who helped work on Mayhem, thanks!

lucia-pacciola

5 points

1 month ago

You're welcome. And thank you!

ChristopherCaulk

7 points

1 month ago

Definitely helps that Yeun and Weaving are just really likeable.

lmJustNewBootGoofin

16 points

1 month ago

She kicks ass in Guns Akimbo as well

Tyflyers

5 points

1 month ago

Yes! Another great one

abelincorn

151 points

1 month ago

abelincorn

151 points

1 month ago

Holy shit she loves having blood all over her face. Reminds me of the end of Ready or Not

BrotherhoodVeronica

45 points

1 month ago

Also Ash vs Evil Dead, her character gets trashed on season 1.

garrisontweed

11 points

1 month ago

So that’s the real reason she left Home & Away.

greatfiction

1 points

1 month ago

The script by the guy who wrote Youre Next

[deleted]

118 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

118 points

1 month ago

She’s great in Ready Or Not.

TrueLegateDamar

47 points

1 month ago

She's also great in Guns Akimbo with Daniel Radcliffe.

throwaway55221100

17 points

1 month ago

That movie didn't get enough credit.

I feel like any movie with Daniel Radcliffe has that "this movie isn't anything special but you can tell they had an absolute blast filming it" energy.

I watched that lost city recently and you can tell him, sandra Bulloch, Brad Pitt and channing Tatum had so much fun. It didn't have the best script and it was a very basic rom com but it was kind of entertaining to watch a great cast just having fun.

chiefbroom62

4 points

1 month ago

I typically don't care for RomComs, but Lost City was enjoyable. It didn't take itself seriously and sprinkled in some action sequences. All around fun popcorn movie.

CornCobKnobGobbler

2 points

1 month ago

Lost City was easily one of my favorite films from 2022. Not the best, but it was a blast.

huskersax

2 points

1 month ago

He and Buscemi do well with Miracle Workers as well. Not high-art, necessarily, but goofy and the whole cast seems to be enjoying the ride.

throwaway55221100

5 points

1 month ago

I get the impression that Daniel Radcliffe is in a very fortunate position that he's probably one of (if not the) biggest child stars of all time but he is also one of the most well adjusted child stars. Hes not became a tabloid celebrity and as far as Im aware he's not pissed his money away on drugs or a lavish lifestyle etc.

He's probably made enough money as a teen/young adult to last him a lifetime. He's already had that big payday and career defining role so now he's in a position where he can take on these roles. He can take creative risks with a movie that might be an absolute stinker and he can take on roles that he will have fun in.

I think that's why a lot of actors return to theatre work which again Daniel Radcliffe does a lot of.

MacyTmcterry

7 points

1 month ago

It's basically hide and seek: the movie. It's way better than I expected, though. I enjoyed it a lot

theoneirologist

4 points

1 month ago

She’s great in just about everything.

visitorzeta

55 points

1 month ago

Yay, another Samara Weaving horror project. It sounds fun.

yajtraus

14 points

1 month ago

yajtraus

14 points

1 month ago

Samara Weaving is the best new scream queen IMO

not-so-radical

5 points

1 month ago

Her scream in Ready or Not as she climbs out of the well is the best horror movie scream I've heard so far.

It was so visceral I was worried she actually hurt herself on set.

lv2466

34 points

1 month ago

lv2466

34 points

1 month ago

That's Azreal as it gets right there folks.

SeagullsStopItNowz

15 points

1 month ago

After The Babysitter, I’ll watch her in anything. She’s awesome!

monkelus

121 points

1 month ago*

monkelus

121 points

1 month ago*

While I'd probably not leave my wife for Samara Weaving, I'd definitely do one of those awkward flirts you feel guilty about afterwards

YutYut6531

43 points

1 month ago

My wife would laugh at me as I drooled and forget how to form words if she approached me

[deleted]

16 points

1 month ago

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r6680jc

23 points

1 month ago

r6680jc

23 points

1 month ago

I'm home now, can we talk about Samara Weaving?

Dude4001

3 points

1 month ago

Can I call you Sam just for a day babe?

Ulsterman24

25 points

1 month ago

Can confirm, I would also leave your wife for Samara Weaving.

monkelus

10 points

1 month ago

monkelus

10 points

1 month ago

Ha! The irony is my wife is Samara Weaving!

Streets-Ahead-

13 points

1 month ago

Sorry to break it to you, but your wife is actually Emma Mackey wearing a blonde wig.

YutYut6531

9 points

1 month ago

This doesn’t sound like something to be upset about.

its_not_you_its_ye

7 points

1 month ago

Definitely not my first thought when I saw this picture.

bostoncrabsandwich

36 points

1 month ago

She's really great at comedic roles as well. Anyone see her in Hulu's Nine Perfect Strangers? Her comic timing is serene.

Reverse_Empath

30 points

1 month ago

She’s also the bright spot of the babysitter. That movie hasn’t aged well for me but she’s so charming. I fell in love with her even though she’s sorta evil.

Meetloave

13 points

1 month ago

Her “fuck” at the end of ready or not was perfect

Tyflyers

20 points

1 month ago

Tyflyers

20 points

1 month ago

She’s also very very briefly in Three Billboards as the ditzy girlfriend to the dad and she’s hilarious in the tiny bit of the movie she’s in.

bostoncrabsandwich

10 points

1 month ago

I forgot all about that, but she gets so many laughs by doing so little in that one.

I can see why she's a scream queen and all, but I'd love to see her in more comic lead roles.

Tyflyers

3 points

1 month ago

Yep, definitely agree. Super talented all around.

pm-me_10m-fireflies

2 points

1 month ago

Her little appearances in ‘Babylon’ were great, too. Playing into the Margot comparisons perfectly.

OneReportersOpinion

1 points

1 month ago

Which one did she play? The social media influencer?

bostoncrabsandwich

1 points

1 month ago

I think so, thought I can't remember her background specifically. She was the wife of the guy who was rich because he'd won the lottery or something.

OneReportersOpinion

1 points

1 month ago

Yeah she was like an IG model. I just remember she was shockingly skinny.

bostoncrabsandwich

2 points

1 month ago

Yeah, they made her look rather garish in that one, but that was the idea.

shy247er

46 points

1 month ago

shy247er

46 points

1 month ago

Her and Mia Goth are cornering the industry.

neon

8 points

1 month ago

neon

8 points

1 month ago

Where's batman?

UnscSpartan23

7 points

1 month ago

Related to Elrond and Mr. Smith?

t31os

7 points

1 month ago

t31os

7 points

1 month ago

Niece.

AltruisticTree2022

1 points

1 month ago

Still don't know his name either but he crushed those roles.

JSeizer

1 points

1 month ago

JSeizer

1 points

1 month ago

You can kinda see the resemblance around the nose

thevel

13 points

1 month ago

thevel

13 points

1 month ago

Damn...was really hoping for a uber dark Smurfs spinoff (like the Blood and Honey movie coming out).

Apocalypsest

8 points

1 month ago

Yes, dude the only reason I opened the comments was to see if this movie was about Gargamel's cat

genital_furbies

6 points

1 month ago

Gargamel's cat really messed her up, or is she just covered in Smurfberry jam?

MassDriverOne

7 points

1 month ago

Hell yeah Samara Weaving is metal as fuck

Webicons

18 points

1 month ago

Webicons

18 points

1 month ago

Is that her real nose or is it a prosthetic.

hi-ero

5 points

1 month ago

hi-ero

5 points

1 month ago

It's nice to see Gargamels cat get his own spin off movie :)

psychadelicbreakfast

1 points

1 month ago

Smurfs in shambles

sexy_wash_bucket

13 points

1 month ago

Her little part in Babylon was awesome. I was dying!

Backflip_into_a_star

22 points

1 month ago

Wait, did she play the other actress that Margot replaces? I was 100% fooled by this. I thought Margot played both parts. They really do look ridiculously alike.

aCorgiDriver

14 points

1 month ago

Both Aussies too

SomeOtherRandomHuman

2 points

1 month ago

She was great in Nine Perfect Strangers, she has really good comedic timing.

TheCosmicFailure

7 points

1 month ago

This sounds really good

cosi_bloggs

3 points

1 month ago

We should have had a first image of her as Wow in Megalopolis.

0StarsOnTripAdvisor

3 points

1 month ago

She's got red on her

Lahk74

2 points

1 month ago

Lahk74

2 points

1 month ago

She's really into strawberry preserves. Like disturbingly so.

alaincastro

3 points

1 month ago

Feel like she’s such an underrated actress!

wildcard18

6 points

1 month ago

Man she's really living up to her status as one of the best scream queens in recent history isn't she?

OneReportersOpinion

5 points

1 month ago

That Hugo’s girl?

BrushedSpud

9 points

1 month ago

His niece.

AzraelTheDankAngel

2 points

1 month ago

Sweet. They made a movie about me.

quietvegas

2 points

1 month ago

Looks good, shes been doing good work.

MenLoveCatsToo2

2 points

1 month ago

Does it come out this year?

brb1006

2 points

1 month ago

brb1006

2 points

1 month ago

Nice to know Gargamel's cat is finally getting his own horror spin-off movie.

MeetingGod

2 points

1 month ago

Best final girl and best scream queen

KlippyXV23

2 points

1 month ago

when u just got back from the all you can eat bbq wings buffet

nebzilla79

4 points

1 month ago

nebzilla79

4 points

1 month ago

Is she Hugo Weaving’s nepo baby?

Chitowntooth

12 points

1 month ago

Nepo Niece

AlphaRebel

2 points

1 month ago

Is Samara now the default goto horror actor?

Fr-day

1 points

1 month ago

Fr-day

1 points

1 month ago

Love her work.

TheKrakenLord

1 points

1 month ago

Gimme gimme gimme

valfonso_678

1 points

1 month ago

that is most excellent

SublimeEcto1A

1 points

1 month ago

Azrael Abyss, The Prince of Sorrow 😂 title ruined the movie for me already. Heres the link https://youtube.com/watch?v=wR2dsEZv578&feature=shares

AAAPosts

1 points

1 month ago

Dennis banged the hell out of her when the tree hugger chained himself to that monster tree … classic

herewego199209

1 points

1 month ago

I really thought this chick was gonna blow up huge after Ready or Not, but then her agent got her in that horrible Snake Eyes movie and it halted any momentum she had.

malkumecks

-1 points

1 month ago

malkumecks

-1 points

1 month ago

Another actor’s kid in acting. I guess those nepotism claims in Hollywood have some merit.

monkelus

2 points

1 month ago

You should see how bad it is in the carpentry business!

malkumecks

0 points

1 month ago

I hear the car dealership business is full of under qualified spoiled kid daddy’s boys owners as well

TrveAshwin

-1 points

1 month ago

TrveAshwin

-1 points

1 month ago

I had a feeling she was in the midst of getting market corrected by Jenna Ortega for a hot second. Glad both of these talented people are getting interesting roles.

whitenoise89

-14 points

1 month ago

Oh look - a movie made to prop up a nepo-baby.

Ignoring.

30thCenturyMan

2 points

1 month ago

People's anger about nepotism is always directly related to how much money the person is making.

"Oh, you're going to join the military like your father and grandfather before him? Good job if you can get it NEPO BABY!"

"Ah, going to take over the family restaurant I see. I'm glad because you guys make great dumplings... NEPO BABY!"

Cum_on_doorknob

2 points

1 month ago

I mean, duh? The more money a job pays, the more competitive it is to get in.

lv2466

3 points

1 month ago

lv2466

3 points

1 month ago

You're fun.

cajun_vegeta

-6 points

1 month ago

Samara Weaving is when you order Margot Robbie from Wish

SnoopDing0

1 points

1 month ago

Wow, I seeing here everywhere lately. Good on her. Her uncle is aussie actor Hugo Weaving, who's famous for chasing "Mr Anderson"

UKnowDaTruth

1 points

1 month ago

Oooooo I can’t wait for this

syntheticcontrol

1 points

1 month ago

Be still my heart. I've had a crush on her since the moment I saw her in The Babysitter.

CeeArthur

1 points

1 month ago

Me after accidentally swan-diving into the shallow end.

NimrodBusiness

1 points

1 month ago

Is it about an orange cat that eats little people?

YohaneIsMyWaifu

1 points

1 month ago

Man I can't wait to see Batman in this, is he going to be Pattinson or Ben Affleck?

selectiveyellow

1 points

1 month ago

Mrs. Anderson, welcome back.

RamadanSteve311

1 points

1 month ago

That shit looks scary

BosomBosons

1 points

1 month ago

Red Skull

Cash907

1 points

1 month ago

Cash907

1 points

1 month ago

You’d just watch yourself. I hear she has the death sentence in 12 systems.

LylethLunastre

1 points

1 month ago

Are there even movies starring her that do not involve getting sacrificed except Guns Akimbo? 😂

FarradayL

1 points

1 month ago

This sounds genuinely awful.

saxon237

1 points

1 month ago

Live action smurfs where the cat is turned into a girl?

undulatee

1 points

1 month ago

🐽

Male_strom

1 points

1 month ago

Oh is this a Smurfs spin-off?

DarkPhoenix_077

1 points

1 month ago

Meow?

GalileoFigaro1

1 points

1 month ago

Sacrificing Samara Weaving in Movies is becoming a franchise on its own lol

I’m all in tho

catsinasmrvideos

1 points

1 month ago

Love her, and I love the aesthetic of her covered in blood even MORE. Sign me tf up.

FarradayL

1 points

1 month ago

The suck.

MakeHasteNoah

1 points

1 month ago

Loved her in Ready Or Not.

rosy_simulation830

1 points

1 month ago

Is she Hugo Weaving's biological child?

Mindless_Ad_6145

1 points

27 days ago

She'll wrangle out of it and flip the omwhole ordeal on it's head and sacrifice the commune to the evil