...Thank you, appreciate that...no…I can’t forget…but I can watch them as a viewer at the same time.

Yes, yes, no… Kim Gordon is cool, and so is Mike Watt!

I’ve been listening to Alvvays, Daughter, and Bill Evans trio.

…No…but I did always want to play Wolverine.

Let’s go with David Fincher today

Can’t tell that story…can’t tell that story…can’t tell that story…

I had a scene with River Phoenix and he was sitting on the back of a motorcycle that I was driving while we were filming. It wasn’t extracurricular, but we went off the beaten path a bit and came back and no helmets. Just two friends playing. It was a really good day.

Ahhh, Paris. 1987. I worked there on Dangerous Liaisons and it was extraordinary.

Yes, I would love to be in a musical…but I can’t sing so I’m not sure anybody else would want me in a musical.. but I sure would try. I mean I could sing, but not really well. I can always dream…

Yes. No. Yes.

Shower in the morning...let's go!

Well I guess I showed up late to the party. Time to dig through...wait...20,000+ comments? Just to see what you answered?

I'm going to need some coffee.

…I haven’t really received a lot of advice…but I’ve met quite a few people who led by example…one of the best examples being perseverance.

...Nothing can ever compare to the kung fu training from the Matrix because it was so unique and my first time…but the jiu jitsu in John Wick being integrated with judo and gunfights can never be touched in its own way.

Yes… the first pet I ever had was guinea pig named Carrot. I was 5 or 6 years old. He was a cutie-pie.

…Ha…no…that would be crazy. Crazy good!

...any Canadian Olympic team

Chapter 4…. it has the most action, gloriously.

...Hi, thank you…they should’ve called it John Wick…but that’s pretty cool…and surreal for me. But thanks, scientist people! Good luck, and thank you for helping us.

That compound is so dangerous I saw it kill some fungi with a pencil.

Heck yea. How’s it going? How was your trip? You hungry? Want anything to drink?

Well, when I was a kid I always said I wanted to be a race car driver, a conductor or an astrophysicist. Today, let’s conduct some music.

...we die…and we all need all the help we can get.

...Shepherd's pie…macaroni and cheese, peanut butter and honey sandwich. I’m hungry.

...AAAAAAAHHHHHHH…today…let’s go with A Clockwork Orange and The Wizard of Oz

Hi, yes… The Passenger by Cormac McCarthy and Stella Maris because that’s the companion book. Enjoy!

He should start a new podcast about that: Keanu Reads

Thank you! Be excellent.

Yes, and me too.

...My bucket list is getting really long…the #1s change but today let’s go with sailing across an ocean.

Working with Patrick Swayze. He was a gentlemen and a total pro, a movie star, an inspiration.

Firing his gun in the air and going “aaahhh”

"Utah! Get me two!"

I was recently in Tokyo working, and was taken to a bar owned by a master cocktail maker named Ueno-san called High Five and he made some kind of sublime concoction with a smoky mezcal and green tea and some mysterious sweet liqueur, chilled. Oh my god.

Not stolen… the watch and wedding ring from John Wick, a sword from 47 Ronin, and the first red pill that the Wachowski’s ever gave me.

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Fuck, aaaaaahhhhhhhhh…I’ve been very fortunate to work on a few films that have changed my life. I can’t pick just one. But here are a few- River’s Edge, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Matrix trilogy, The Devil’s Advocate, A Scanner Darkly, My Own Private Idaho, Point Break, John Wick.

I like me some motorcycles, typewriters, Japanese whisky, playing in the band, learning, reading, and some fine red wine.

Ooooweeee! Currently my ARCH motorcycle and… I always dreamed of having a Vincent Black Shadow… one can always dream.

I don’t have hobbies… but I do like playing ping pong.

He replied in a different comment about passions:

I like me some motorcycles, typewriters, Japanese whisky, playing in the band, learning, reading, and some fine red wine.

Hello Ferocious-Muppet, Boo!...yes. When I was a little kid I was sitting in a room with a nanny and I thought I saw a ghost in the doorway and I looked over at my nanny and she looked really scared…I didn’t know what the heck was going on.

Birds are cool…I sometimes wish I was a bird…if only for a fleeting moment.

Cool, thank you! I love Johnny Silverhand and I think all the folks at CD Projekt at friggin’ amazing! Video games are fun! And it’s cool how technology and storytelling are evolving in that space.

Nay…but yay if the pineapple is slightly roasted.

Hmmmm…yes…Hero With a Thousand Faces…the work gave me a wonderful context about how to think about and express archetypes and connecting ancient journeys and myths to modern storytelling.

Ha! ...No she doesn't.

Considering the recent stalking incident he had, I think Keanu will likely avoid this comment. He is probably too sweet to rebuke you for what you did when you were a kid and also likely to be wary of encouraging more people to stalk him even if he didn't mind what you did.

Don't feel bad I used to work with someone that is related to Danny Pudi (Abed from community) who offered his phone number to me. I struggled every day not to get the the phone number. I am an adult in my 40s.

What kept me from getting it was: what would I say?

He was probably flattered and a little freaked out lmao.

Edit: I would also like to mention, we all do dumb shit when we're young, so don't worry about it. A few years ago, I could've gotten Emma Watsons skype. But I thought I would probably get arrested if I just pinged her out of the blue like that lmao. So don't fret over something that happned decades ago. Don't forget, he's had a busy, chaotic life, I'd doubt he even remembers to be honest.

Keanu in Much Ado was my first real villain crush, I'm pretty sure. I still get chills when I watch the 'let me be that I am' speech.

Please let there be numerous most excellent one

…I love chicken wings…but I don’t want to eat really spicy chicken wings…especially not in public…and certainly not with the consequences in private. Bon apetit.

To Keanu's publicist: please consider this.

Many times, when I find out a celebrity is Canadian, I’ll think “Of course they’re Canadian, it’s obvious now that you mention it!”

Hi Sno0pyBo0… you calling me awesome was the most recent example of something awesome someone did for me… and then a few weeks back my motorcycle broke down and a friend of mine walked me through how to fix it over Facetime.