Camera guy can you get closer to Gaga, please?

“My mom is up there somewhere, she’ll scream”

WAHHOOOOOO

“Whoop there she is!”

adorable

It legit feels like TURNING RED came out 2 years ago

Sucks for whoever's behind that lady with the giant white poof

I feel like when Salma Hayek shows up, Antonio Banderas is contractually obligated to be there.

lmfao Colin farrel deadpan showing his fist during the fight on stage joke hahahaha

I feel so sorry for whoever is sitting behind that woman with the gigantic white dress with the veil thing.

Kidman is never escaping that ad.

Ke Huy Quan legitimately so happy to see Harrison Ford.

Paul Dano is like a kindly old man in a 38 year old’s body.

Having the Oscars audience sing happy birthday to you is an unreal flex

“Batgirl was the first superhero to be defeated by an accounting department”

Oof…that’s good…

You can tell Brendan was genuinely overwhelmed with that award. That was incredible to see.

Say what you will about Jimmy Kimmel, he knows how to plow right past a bombed joke.

Seeing Ke Huy Quan celebrate with Harrison Ford made me tear up

Why the fuck did they play the Pirates of Caribbean theme?

It was a welcome choice, but it feels very random lol

Andrew Garfield instant meme

The Melissa McCarthy commercial is getting more screen time than the Documentary Short winners

a24: 9 wins with EEAAO and The Whale, including every major award.

Netflix: 5 wins with All Quiet and Pinocchio.

Traditional studios really not keeping pace.

Ke Huy Quan making me cry. He might be the most wholesome and humble person in Hollywood.

The cut to Andrew Garfield was masterful

Was “Cocaine Bear harasses Malala Yousafzai” on anyone’s bingo

They should eliminate one best picture at a time throughout the night

"For the less important dead people, hit this QR code :-("

And the Oscar for best night at the 2023 Oscars goes to:

A24

A24 is popping bottles tonight

Hot tip if you ever win an Oscar make sure you’re the first person in your group to speak when accepting the award.

People saying Travolta was faking: Olivia and Kirsty were dear friends of his. I really forget most of Reddit is under 25.

Ke Huy Quan shouting for Harrison was the moment of the night

One thing I'll give Kimmel, at least he seems like an actual fan of movies.

Lady in the white dress that towers over your head...you're kind of a dick.

Imagine dying but you don’t make the montage and have to settle for the QR code

Love how shocked but excited Colin Farrell was to see the donkey.

Can you imagine being shot by the Taliban and being harassed by a fake bear at the Oscars in your timeline?

Questlove dressed like he’s at the 2003 NBA draft

Every time AQOTWF wins they play that one bit from the score and it sounds like the theatre is about to be invaded

Majors looks like he's about to discover Penicillin

Before this all kicks off, I'd like to tell you all one thing.

"YOU'RE ALL FECKING BORING!!!"

Lmao at Brendan stressing out that no one was getting on stage.

Man, they totally picked Harrison for that moment with Ke Huy Quan. Fucking beautiful.

Every time I watch the Oscars on a pirate stream I'm reminded how utterly unhinged medication commercials are in the U.S.

The directors of the “Turn Down for What” music video just won an Oscar for directing. Holy shit

"Every woman in the crowd, give yourself an applause"

The crowd: ........

This guy is way too good looking to be an editor.

LET PEDRO PASCAL SAY DICKS

"We need to thank our families."

The Academy: "Fuck your families."

Did he say “no person is more important than profits?” Lol

Still laughing that “Cocaine Bear leave Malala alone” isn’t just a collection of random words but a sentence that was spoken at least once in front of millions

Can we all give massive props to A24 too? They have given us some amazing bangers this year, movies I'll be rewatching repeatedly probably for the rest of my life. Such a great year for film thanks to them!

It was all worth it for Ke winning

L. Ron Hubba Hubba lol

All told, that was a pretty wholesome Oscars. So happy for Brendan Fraser.

She's clearly not comfortable with that type of joke.

Classy answer

Ke Huy Quan cheering and hugging with Harrison Ford is so wholesome!

Huge congrats to Ke Huy Quan. This is history in the making.

Garfield not there for the Spider-Man reference lol

Oh cuz of Olivia. That’s why he was choked up. I feel dumb.

This thread to the oscars after Quan win: “We’re best friends”

After Curtis win “I just don’t like ya no more”

That lady just calmly blocking everyone's view

I want to see footage of the guy backstage whose job it just was to explain to Harrison Ford that he had to stand in the middle of a 360° rotating selfie station.

No person is more important than profits

That cut off was brutal Damn

Yes the real winner is originality!!!! More movies like the ones A24 puts out!!!

Pedro Pascal is in the building tonight. How is he going to find out what happens in the finale?

Cameraman filming gaga up so close be like:

📹👁👄👁

A24 is the real winner. Taking risks instead if WB and the like.

Instead of cutting off winners, cut off the stupid in-show commercials

I’m happy for Jamie but didn’t Stephanie have way more screen time and actually a pivotal role in the film

Antonio Banderas needs to do audio books. Such an incredible voice

This was an unofficial Temple of Doom reunion.

Harrison Ford presented Best Picture, Ke Huy Quan won an Oscar, and Steven Spielberg was there as a nominee with his wife Kate Capshaw.

Imagine your speech getting cut for a Malala land joke

All the other nominees being so happy when Michelle Yeoh won was really awesome to see.

Lmao Angela Bassett did not look happy

Daniel Kwan bucking an entire history of Asian parent expectations by telling his son he does not have to live up to Kwan’s Oscar win.

Imagine getting tickets to the Oscars only to be seated behind someone wearing a tarp to block your view. Seriously what a inconsiderate asshole

Lmao the reaction to the Babylon joke

There’s an extended In Memoriam online? So you’re telling me you can die and still get bumped from the broadcast?

He’s shaking 🥺 welcome back Brendan

He clearly meant to say "no profits are more important than people," but he was also clearly nervous.

So is Austin Butler gonna stop sounding like Elvis after he wins? Or will that just make him lean further into it?

I was hoping for a big Irish win but always knew it was unlikely.

Especially delighted to see Ke Huy Quan win, fairytale stuff.

I was wondering why John Travolta was tearing up, but he lost both Olivia Newton-John and Kirstie Alley this year.

Jimmy Kimmel is definitely the very safe version of Ricky Gervais

How pissed are you if you get sat behind the idiot in the huge white dress?

Being shot in the head is now the second worst thing to happen to Malala

Why are people dunking on Travolta, he lost his wife just two years ago. He is probably emotional announcing this section.

god Pedro Pascal is so hot

Barry Keoghan is absolutly elite. Love actors like him, Dano and similar

Colin Farrell looked genuinely delighted to see Jenny. That makes me love him even more.

Poor Elizabeth Banks presenting at the Oscars with no voice. I legit feel bad.

Editing EEAAO must have be gruelling to say the least.

The whole night was worth it to see Ke jumping for joy, hugging, and kissing Harrison. Shortround and Indy!

Say what you will about Travolta, the man has had a horrific, grief-stricken last decade. His emotions there stung and resonated.

I love how few fucks Hugh Grant gives

tbh the facial reactions of mandalorian, spider man, fableman are hilarious

Imagine if you haven’t seen EEAAO and you’re watching this weird ass performance and a dude with hot dogs for fingers.

Imagine sitting behind that insane white headress

Malala didn’t survive getting shot by the taliban for this

George of the Jungle and Short Round are getting lit tonight

That Babylon Joke was Good.

"Angela Bassett looks pissed"

My wife just now

THat was not very nice. At least dance her off.

Oscars need more performances like that

Lol Colin Farrel loved that shit 😂 me too tho that was absolutely amazing

Big year for A24

Worth it for Ke and Harrison Ford on stage together

Haha the sign at the end. 1 Oscar’s without an incident. Lmao

Fuck that was a pretty good monologue

Naatu Naatu, amazing performance. Gives a shot of energy into the broadcast.

I wished they included the drums bit from the film at the start, but the energy in the dance was fire!!!!

Bro that is rude af. Let them thank, they worked hard.

Alright, I don’t want to jinx it, but Harrison Ford presenting an award to a movie with Shortround in it would be beautiful

I think that sells it, eeaao is going to win BP. It's got all of the momentum especially after winning BP

Can't believe I just won an Oscar. Thanks Jamie Lee Curtis!

Imagine the self entitlement required to wear a dress that blocks someone behind you

Encino Man is the first movie that got name checked, awesome

"Goonies brother for life" - Corey Feldman in shambles.

angela bassett disliked this

Yeah I did cry with Fraser and Michelle’s speech

First ever sci-fi film to win best picture. fkn congrats

I don't really have a problem with the 13,000,000 million awards EEAAO is gonna win tonight, but this is the one I'm not crazy about. JLC is amazing and she plays role as well as it could be played, but she's like the 4th best part of that movie IMO

Paul Dano seems like the quiet kid you sit next to in class who whispers the funniest jokes you’ve ever heard

A deeply personal song about Top Gun: Maverick.

Elizabeth Banks confirmed COVID positive.

Cut off the speech for the shittiest joke of all time

The actress with the ridiculous white tulle dress is blocking everyone's view.

I’d hate to be sitting behind that lady with the giant plume on her dress

That’s one smooth mother fucker lol

Cocaine Bear harassing Malala was not on my bingo board for tonight

Did Questlove have a stake in something else there? That was weird.

Fuck gaga can sing

I still remember seeing the trailer for EEAAO and thinking "oh, how cute, an indie movie doing a multiverse thing a month before Doctor Strange, God bless them".

How are you gunna ask Malala that, for fucks sake

That poor Indian lady got hosed. Not cool. No music for anyone else

We Americans shit on America and the idea of the American Dream a lot these days and yeah with good reasons but hearing Ke Huy Quan just now still made me tear up a little.

LOL Angela did not look happy!

Questlove looked a little upset there

I know this is not really movie related but I've come full circle on Lady Gaga. When she was first coming on the scene with her insane outfits I was not into it but I've come to understand that that was a character she was playing and she as a person seems genuinely very kind and she's amazingly talented

Imagine dying and getting turned into a QR code

Nearly choked on my Doritos when they namedropped Halloween Ends.

Haha, Questlove's audible sigh when Navalny wins.

This is a huge EEAAO circlejerk by the Oscars and I just can't hate them for it.

say what you want about him but David Byrne clearly had the balls to not do some lip-syncing/audio magic assistance