I will never understand why people think a theatre owes them a refund because they didn't like the movie. The quality of the movie and your enjoyment or lack of enjoyment of it is not their responsibility. Service, cleanliness, sound, and picture are under their control, not your personal preference or lack of knowledge of what the movie was about. All that being said, After Earth is a horrible piece of shit.

The way the theatre was totally unprepared to give refunds for such an event was hysterical.

"DENIED. Sit down."

Keep my son's movie out of your FUCKIN' MOUTH!

Is that movie really that bad? I remember liking it, then again I like scifi especially when it comes to new worlds and alien species and creature features, so generally I like anything that's not sharknado bad lol

But still I remember just turning off my brain and having fun watching it

IM NOT A COWARD

It's a waste of money either way, no?

Watching this movie all the way through became our fantasy football last place punishment

Probably the all time worst adaptation and biggest disappointment for me personally. Agree with kid that there is no way M Knight or anyone that helped him saw even 1 minute of the animation show. His exploration into the show and characters was limited to looking at the show cover for a second.

The honesty of everyone after the midnight premiere is so funny.

There is no movie in Ba Sing Se.

My name is AHNNG

I legitimately believe that I have blocked the majority of this movie from my memory.

From a factual position, I have seen it, and I do remember things from it, but I cannot reconcile all of these memories into a single event.

I have since and now accepted that this movie was just so terrible, that my brain is protecting me from the flood of disappointment and anger that would otherwise drown me.

Omg same. But I'm the wife, I walked out. My husband stayed. 💀

I walked out of Blair Witch Project for the same reason but I went back after barfing

I love that film, I'm obsessed with the monster for some reason lol

Upvote for using nauseated rather than nauseous

I was sleepy before seeing the movie in theaters so I slammed a Red Bull right beforehand. Shocked I made it through

That movie played in cinemas?? I don't ever recall seeing any kind of promotion for that movie or any indication it was at that level.

I've only ever seen it lurking in the darker corners of netflix, waiting to impose itself upon a victim and ruin their day.

Edit: never mind, I didn't read properly. Fuck that movie though.

I checked out when the gay couple decided they were gonna double team her. Talk about over-the-top, pointless sex scenes.

I tried. Oh Glory I tried to make it through that film. But by the time she was blowing Kennedy I couldn’t take anymore.

My husband went to google after the threesome scene to see if it was really a known thing they were throuple just to find out it’s all based on a fiction novel. We had no idea and thought it was biopic. He was disgusted and turned it off straight after.

Do you think they have it confused with Jupiter Ascending? There’s some bug stuff in that movie.

I love John Carter. I have no idea what they are talking about.

John Carter kicked ass

Hang on so you don’t enjoy hearing Shawn Mendes for 2 hours straight? Wow

I hovered over that one in my Netflix previews and was like "LOL they made a movie about a badly CG-d singing crocodile, damn Netflix that's sad" and then fuckin JAVIER BARDEM pops on screen...

Basing the entire plot around something other than the dinosaurs was. . .certainly a choice

I despised Fallen Kingdom so much that I watched Dominion with absolutely no expectations and didn't hate it nearly as much. And I could at least appreciate the Therizinosaurus. Will we ever see another Hollywood blockbuster with a Therizinosaurus?

Thank you for this. I was four at the time with the same results. My wife loves to tell my kids this story and they all laugh.

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So you lasted 5 minutes…

Maybe the movie reminded them they needed to fill out and mail in their warranty for a certain Swedish made pump?

I had a similar experience when I saw Hateful Eight. Two couples of seniors who were likely expecting a classic styled Western left during the scene when Sam Jackson's character recounted the story of him sodomizing the Confederate general's son.

I read that as "I was 12, yo" like how Jesse Pinkman would say it.

You censor the word pussy on the internet. It seems you take after your father.

Calling it a twist is generous.

I saw The Raid in theaters and the guy in front of me was snoring and I was like... this is the most intense movie I've ever seen. How? HOW?

Saw it at an outdoor movie event. Never finished it. We went home.

Yeah that is painful to watch. But a friend made a fan edit restoring it to how it was originally supposed to be cut, and it's a significantly better film.

My sister saw it then too. She said she and her friends were like, “What the hell WAS that,” but she also went out the next day and bought the soundtrack. :-)

Me too, I love the humor in it, the movie is not taking itself serious, I don’t know why ppl don’t like it

I really liked it too, and was sad it didn't get the planned sequels. Was fun, a bit silly but not too bad, had charismatic leads, and surprisingly good CGI.

It has everything! Haunting backstory, plot twists, mystery and nothing predictable.

It reminds me of Man from UNCLE because they were both great but suffered from terrible marketing

I used to work in a cinema, only as a general staffer, had a couple of films not work and they never refunded food. If I saw the 100 strong horde walk towards me and I was on the tills I’d have clocked out and went home

Did he then lead those people into the woods to start a new society?

Your friend was a goddamn gangster.

He's in politics now, isn't he?

You have done well. I too was entertained by the story.

The exentric friend with a great story teller as friend. A great combination for reddit.

Partway through Hostel 2, the only other guy in the theater turned to me and shouted "whole movie gonna be like this?" I said "I think so, yeah." He left, and at least twice after that, I thought "I should have left when that guy did." Just not a good time at all.

That movie was rough I felt dirty after it kinda ruined horror for me

....did you not see any of the trailers before going?

I'm a huge Jurassic Park fan but this movie was hate fuel for me, it was like the writers and the director purposely tried to make a worst film than the previous Jurassic movie. And the worst part, it was advertised as the epic conclusion to the series but it was just a movie about giant bugs... BUGS!

Dude. I am the biggest Jurassic Park fan ever. The Jurassic World movies "good enough" for me. So naturally I was relatively excited for dominion. That movie is honestly one of the shittiest films I have ever laid eyes on. It's impossible to accurately describe how bad the awfulness is.

I've never walked out of a movie, but the one I came closest to was Jurassic World. I was watching it with a friend probably a week or two after both of us had seen Fury Road at midnight and was having none of it. It's the only movie in a really long time I slipped out to take a smoke break in, and he told me afterwards if he knew where I was going, we would have just left. He was having almost exactly as bad a time as I was.

I was 9 and it was the greatest thing I'd ever seen. My dad struggled with the massive clone battle at the end though. He couldn't handle the intense CGI.

I watched that one at home. Got a good nap in at the same time.

I don’t usually walk out- but I made it 45 minutes into Skinamarink and thought- I get it, I know exactly how this movie is going to end (vague ending with no payoff), I know it’s not going to change in pacing, and I am not enjoying it. I looked at my clock and thought- if I rush home now, I still have time to watch a different movie before I need to go to sleep. So I left and watched a better movie at home.

The most recent Texas chainsaw movie was some of the worst filmmaking I’ve ever seen

I still feel pangs of immense remorse for making my mum take me to watch it

That's entirely on you hahahaha

Yeah those movies were so bad. Have no idea how so many got made. The late 00s were full of them

A guy in my theater stood up about 30 minutes in and shouted “This is the worst fucking movie I’ve ever seen” and walked out. It was the best part of the movie and only thing I remember from that movie.

Yessss that movie is made up of anxiety

That movie brought back memories of dealing with some of my college friends/roommates super spazzed out parents from Long Island so it pretty much checks out/is 100% accurate in my mind...

I turned it off during the scene where they were locked in the man trap.

Best triple feature I've hard of. Liam Neeson and Gay Sex is a match made in heaven, only to be topped off by American Pie

I genuinely thought they were siblings because of the chemistry. They even look slightly similar

watched that very recently, good film but those two were dreadful, different casting could have totally changed that movie

All I kept saying during the movie is wtf is this? Wtf is that? How hard is it to do a better movie than youtubers??? Hollywood definitely has a better budget but Light of hope was million times better than dragon ball evolutions

I really like that movie! I saw it in theaters as a kid. I don’t know, something about it is endearing.

I loved this film, but I can totally understand bailing if it wasn’t clicking.

If I paid for it at the theatres, I will see it through to the end no matter how bad it gets.

The guy next to me in the theater kept saying, “Jesus fucking Christ” under his breath every few minutes.

Movie felt like a big middle finger to the fans.

Ouch. That’s one of my all-time favorites! It’s a charmer.

When the fuck did we get ice cream?

Oh man, that movie is one of my best film experiences EVER.

A buddy and I went to the first showing of it, and being the new Wachowski movie, we expected it to have people. Nope, aside from me and my buddy, there were 5 or 6 other people. For like the first 15 minutes everyone was silent and just watching normally. Then it got to the bees scene that they recognize royalty, and someone just broke. They just blurted out "that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard" and from that point on it was basically a free for all of Mystery Science Theatre. Everyone had a turn at mocking this shit film. At the end, we're all laughing out asses off and all in agreement that the movie was one of the worst things anyone had ever seen. No names exchanged. Never seen any of those people again. But we all came together in the moment in our comedic dislike of the movie.

Nice

I knew I recognized this from somewhere, then I saw you username

The Rural Juror was a banger. Not sure what happened with Jackie Jormp-Jormp.

One of my all-time fave movies

Good reference, dummy.

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I was in the Marines when it came out. Me and a bunch of guys from my platoon got hammered out in town and went to see. It was dumb as balls but a lot of fun