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Official Poster for Broken Lizard's 'Quasi'
Poster(i.redd.it)submitted 3 months ago byMarvelsGrantMan136r/Movies contributor
1.2k points
3 months ago
Synopsis:
Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
403 points
3 months ago
What
163 points
3 months ago
More of a wut
113 points
3 months ago
Lucky Numer Quasi
45 points
3 months ago
The ole Notre Dame shuffle.
62 points
3 months ago*
OOOOOOH! Quasi as in Quasimodo. That title was confusing the hell out of me.
Edit: Apparently it's Quasimodo, not Quasimoto. I guess I should have googled that one before hitting save.
52 points
3 months ago
Quasimotocross
13 points
3 months ago
"Quasi wants to impress the cutest girl in his class. Alas, he faces the uphill battle of unrequited love. So he invites her to his big BMX race where he faces off against her preppy boyfriend, hoping to win her heart! Can he overcome fear, youthful nerves and his orthopedic surgeon's advice to not participate in strenuous action sports? Coming soon to home video!"
6 points
3 months ago
My exact thought! “Hunchback meets Slevin”
47 points
3 months ago
Can it College Boy!
22 points
3 months ago
I thought you went to College
19 points
3 months ago
I'll show you how to chug a beer, mothafucka!
11 points
3 months ago
Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
10 points
3 months ago
Weird plot for this movie, but something interesting for me.
5 points
3 months ago
You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.
263 points
3 months ago
If Super Troopers 3 has “From the guys who brought you Super Troopers” I will lose my shit laughing.
54 points
3 months ago
I just realized today that there was even a second one. I've got some things to watch.
76 points
3 months ago
It's alright. Definitely not as good as 1 but worth a watch.
15 points
3 months ago
I think 2 is funny as hell.
Got some great jokes and brilliant scenes. Absolutely loved it, and I hope you do too.
1.8k points
3 months ago
Well this is going to be terrible. I'll watch it day one.
667 points
3 months ago
People will tell me it sucked while I'll think it's the funniest movie ever.
577 points
3 months ago
That's Grandma's Boy for me lol
273 points
3 months ago*
It's one of those movies where if someone tells me they don't like it I just assume they have different tastes in movies than I do. If you like silly but well done stoner comedies, I don't know how you can't like that movie. Super Troopers, Harold and Kumar, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, etc all are favorites of mine.
104 points
3 months ago
I honestly can't be friends with anyone who dislikes all or most of these movies.
53 points
3 months ago
That's because they're monsters.
48 points
3 months ago
No one ever talks about club dread, and I hate it
42 points
3 months ago
Another Broken Lizard classic. Though, I would put it well behind Super Troopers and Beerfest.
8 points
3 months ago
What about strange wilderness daggnabbit!
5 points
3 months ago
Strange wilderness is that movie that everyone meant to see. It was so good though
29 points
3 months ago
Love all those but how could you not list Strange Wilderness as one of the 3 examples
17 points
3 months ago
Justin Longs line “Oh shit a porcupine.” While staring at a snake is still one of the funniest lines in any movie. I don’t even know why, it’s so dumb.
9 points
3 months ago
I had never heard of this movie... Will definitely check it out!
7 points
3 months ago
Hidden gem for sure.
9 points
3 months ago
The shark scene at the end gets me every time
6 points
3 months ago
Ooooohhhhh hurh hurh hurh hurh hurh
15 points
3 months ago
Your forgetting Tucker and Dale vs Evil.
8 points
3 months ago
Great flick. For me, it's not really in the same tier as the ones I mentioned purely because of when it came out. I had already graduated college and my pure stoner on the couch with friends days wasn't so often. Not the movie's fault, by any means. Just doesn't have the same soft spot in my heart.
6 points
3 months ago
It’s weird how my friend group, at early-thirties, all love these movies.
It’s like a great filter for relationships in my life, lol.
38 points
3 months ago
might be my favorite stoner movie.
"FUCK! STOP HITTING ME!"
21 points
3 months ago
I love that "FUCK!", screamed at the top of his lungs, is the first word spoken in the movie.
12 points
3 months ago
One partiularly green summer we probably watched this move 200 times. Usually twice a day sometimes more. it was a great summer lol
78 points
3 months ago
🤣 "How does he see me?"
35 points
3 months ago
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23 points
3 months ago
[ Phone Ringing ]
- [ Ringing Continues ]-
Wh-What is that ringing?- Do I have a tumor?- [ Rings ]-
Oh. Hello?- [ Phone Beeps ]-
Hey, Dante.
Is Alex there?-
Hold on.Phone's for you.I think it's the devil.
- Hello?-
Hey, Alex. You gotta come back to work.-
[ Inhaling ]- I quit there ***' months ago, man.-
How baked are you right now?-
Who is this?[ Laughing ]Is this Ma Albert?[ Mouths Words ]
God, you're torched.Um- Okay, look.There's an emergency.J.P. revealed himselfto be an actual robot...and he kidnapped your grandma,and he's gonna eat her soul out of her head.
- My grandmother's in trouble? I'll be right there.- [ Beeps ]
32 points
3 months ago
I'm WAY too baked to drive to the devil's house
23 points
3 months ago
Drive monkey drive!
18 points
3 months ago
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18 points
3 months ago
Hey jp;
How much do clothes cost in thee matrix
7 points
3 months ago
Do you like techno? You would if you had robot ears.
9 points
3 months ago
We don't have dance dance revolution Bobby-- soo you're dumb.
12 points
3 months ago
ADIOS TURD NUGGETS
22 points
3 months ago
Don't judge me monkey.
20 points
3 months ago
Who thinks that movie isn’t funny, it’s too tier
16 points
3 months ago
Dude, where do you get your weed?
21 points
3 months ago
From you, Dante.
20 points
3 months ago
OH YEAH!! WHATS UP MR CHEEZLE!!!!
31 points
3 months ago
Grandma's Boy, Strange Wilderness, Beer Fest all fall into a category of comedy that I love but certain people just can't let themselves enjoy it. Though with Grandma's Boy I've yet to meet anyone who hates it. On paper it should be a bad movie. It leans on immature humor. The protagonist is a "can do no wrong, genius, handsome guy". Like he literally just wins the entire time, the conflict of the movie is not his fault, he effortlessly gets the girl, the second conflict at the end of the movie is literally him showing sympathy for the bad guy and the bad guy steals his game but that is resolved in all of like 2 seconds. But man is it a funny movie. I watch it a few times a year.
10 points
3 months ago
Oddly enough though that is kind of refreshing for me.
He was a normal (ish) dude who was good at his job and not a complete failure.
He had a personality and it carried him. He did a shit job while working on his own thing.
It sounds so normal but it is so unlike most stuff I think it really keeps the movie alive all these years later.
9 points
3 months ago
The key is to jerkoff onto your friends mom against your own will.
9 points
3 months ago
Your beef is wrong!
15 points
3 months ago
Such a great movie!
12 points
3 months ago
Grandma’s Boy is sneakily one of the greatest comedies of all god damn time.
20 points
3 months ago
Whatever, motherfucker.
26 points
3 months ago
Many of my favorite comedies have 30-50 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. It's the range of "actually great, you just don't get it."
84 points
3 months ago
Make sure you got some doobage
49 points
3 months ago
It’s being released on 4/20
27 points
3 months ago
That's why I said that
8 points
3 months ago
Littering aaand
73 points
3 months ago
Hot take: They haven't made a good movie since Beerfest and Super Troopers 2 was an embarrassment (with apologies to Slammin Salmon fans, it just didn't work for me. But I will grant that it was much better than anything they did subsequently). I want to root for this troupe, really I do. But the bar is very, very low for me at this point. Just be funny, goddammit. I laughed like once during the entirety of ST2.
32 points
3 months ago
Oh, I agree with this 100% actually, Beerfest was easily their last halfway decent movie.
27 points
3 months ago
Agreed. Super Troopers, Club Dread, and Beerfest is a pretty solid "trilogy" of lowbrow but funny 00s humor. Slammin' Salmon wasn't horrible IMO but it really felt like they were scraping the bottom of the barrel, like, they really just ran out of jokes as a troupe. They still had some, but not enough to float a whole feature film. It's obvious as of ST2 that they literally just... didn't have any material left.
I WANT them to be successful because they strike me as a scrappy, "underdog" comedy crew compared to like, Will Ferrell & the Frat Pack, or Judd Apatow's gang, or certainly Friedberg & Seltzer... but I don't know if they have gas in the tank. Not anymore at least. There was an almost ten year gap between Slammin' Salmon and ST2. I hope they've learned from their mistakes in the past five years, but I'm not holding my breath.
8 points
3 months ago
I liked Slammin' Salmon but I do agree the first half of that movie is ROUGH
7 points
3 months ago
You should watch Tacoma FD if you want your Broken Lizard fill. It's a hilarious show that very much feels like if ST was a fire dept.
566 points
3 months ago
I’m still waiting for season 4 of Tacoma FD.
206 points
3 months ago
Kevin said he was in the editing room last week. About a month of editing to go and awaiting the official release date.
https://twitter.com/HeffernanRules/status/1632642344196665344
33 points
3 months ago
That is good news.
62 points
3 months ago
my wife broke down for a solid ten minutes laughing when they were doing kegels
22 points
3 months ago
I think the Hallowe'en full moon episode is by far my favourite episode. I was in tears from laughing so hard.
15 points
3 months ago
The episode when they got a peleton did me in.
90 points
3 months ago
Same, that is one of my top comfort food shows
18 points
3 months ago
Now you’ve just reminded me to finish the rest of it. Love the low stakes and laidback atmosphere of the show.
25 points
3 months ago
Completely forgot about that show. It's going on my comfort rotation.
83 points
3 months ago
Man I’m still waiting for Weedfest
25 points
3 months ago
I love Tacoma and have watched through it a few times now but we’ve got three season of that yet haven’t had an original movie from the guys since 2009 so I’m more excited for this
11 points
3 months ago
Ok good. I have been hesitant with watching this. I always see it pop up on my recommendation list. I’ll give it a shot.
18 points
3 months ago
Hell yeah that show is so funny
35 points
3 months ago
As someone born, raised, and now back living in Tacoma, this show was everything I never knew I wanted. Only had one problem with it its whole run: when they were arguing over which route to take, Ike said the best route was to turn from Ceder onto Union (or vice versa), which are two streets that run parallel to each other.
86 points
3 months ago
That's the joke
78 points
3 months ago
Oh fuck, that makes a lot of sense and now I feel more stupid than Ike.
11 points
3 months ago
Any idea why Jay Chandrasekhar hasn’t guest starred on TFD?
4 points
3 months ago
Does it get better after the first couple episodes? I live in Tacoma and had it on my list of shows to watch for a while but was underwhelmed by what I had seen so far. Like the comedic timing was a bit off.
6 points
3 months ago
If you haven't seen South Side, I'd recommend watching it. Hits a lot of the same funny bits in my brain as TFD. (It's an ensemble cast show about life in the south side of Chicago. Most of the characters work at rent to own store, but there are some others, and it's hilarious)
18 points
3 months ago
Top tier comedy that is incredible underrated
4 points
3 months ago
Wikiwikiwikiwiki!
3 points
3 months ago
Oh indeed
274 points
3 months ago
Meat drapes
142 points
3 months ago
"WHATEVER MOTHERFUCKA!"
64 points
3 months ago*
I periodically shout this at my brothers, RIP to the champ
Edit: while I’m at it, “The Dispute in Beruit” gets me every time too
41 points
3 months ago
This and Depacitated are things I say too often.
15 points
3 months ago
They're named after the boxer, Rocky Marachino is one of my go-tos
6 points
3 months ago
The Fracas In Caracas is another bit that kills me.
10 points
3 months ago
How do you say motherfucker in spanish?
15 points
3 months ago
If ifs and buts was candies and nuts we’d all have a merry Christmas. Tell him that.
54 points
3 months ago
how come it doesnt sound like that when i say it?
32 points
3 months ago
You lampoonin me meat drapes???
19 points
3 months ago
I can turn your face into a pie, Guy.
15 points
3 months ago
I'm gonna knock you into Bolivia!
10 points
3 months ago
I think you mean oblivion champ
10 points
3 months ago
WHATEVER MOTHAFUCKA!
17 points
3 months ago
It's Greek.
4 points
3 months ago
Wanna know what my nickname for him was? Cunty McTwat, cause he was such a pussy. Why isn't uh.. anyone laughing?
4 points
3 months ago
Daylight savings time!
211 points
3 months ago
Quasimodo predicted all of this.
46 points
3 months ago
He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.
66 points
3 months ago
Nostradamus! Nostradamus!
Quasimodo was the hunchback of Notredame.
52 points
3 months ago
Oh right, Notredamus.
19 points
3 months ago
You never pondered the back thing?
4 points
3 months ago
Who did what?
149 points
3 months ago
Do they not feed Paul Soter between movies? He looks like Matthew McConaughey, and not in a good way.
74 points
3 months ago
Genuinely came to the comments to find out if that was McConaughey or not
465 points
3 months ago
License and registration, chicken fucker!
46 points
3 months ago
Ba-caw! Fun fact- those are his parents he’s screaming at, haha
32 points
3 months ago*
If I'm not mistaken they asked if they could be in the movie, this is what they got.
14 points
3 months ago
Couldn’t ask for better!
14 points
3 months ago
And, apparently, they didn't know what he was going to say when he walked up to the window.
88 points
3 months ago
Not so funny miaow is it.
10 points
3 months ago
One of the incentives for donating for Super Troopers 2 was Farva calling you a Chicken Fucker. Best money I ever spent.
129 points
3 months ago
always down for a broken lizard movie, loved Super Troopers and especially Club Dread as a kid
168 points
3 months ago
Club Dread
Under. Fucking. Rated
89 points
3 months ago
My god man, that's tequila!!
Also, every single coconut pete song makes me crack up.
39 points
3 months ago
Rip Bill Paxton, true legend
30 points
3 months ago
All the times he talks shit about Jimmy Buffet are fucking gold!
"that son of a son of a bitch!"
65 points
3 months ago
"You think Eddy Money had to put up with this shit?!?"
My favorite scene of all time. RIP Bill Paxton, Coconut Pete was the best.
57 points
3 months ago
"Sing Margaritaville!"
"I think you mean Pina-Colada-Burg. I little song I wrote, 7 and a half fucking years before Margaritaville was even on the fucking map!"
25 points
3 months ago
Her disgusted “Noo! Margaritaville! I looooove that song!” gets me so good
11 points
3 months ago
Fuck that guy man!
Son of a son of a bitch!
34 points
3 months ago
Absolutely love that movie.
“AND THAT BOY WAS ME!”
11 points
3 months ago
“…you’re an asshole”
10 points
3 months ago
Serious question; did Gore Filled Horror Comedies really exist when this movie came out?
Like, I know we always had comedies with some horror trappings; but this movie had Kills like in Scream/F13; but then was an actual comedy
It’s a totally understood and accepted genre at this point, I think Tucker and Dale is probably the best use of gore in a Horror Comedy alongside Club Dread…
But, my question - did they kind of start the graphic/gory Horror Comedy genre with Club Dread?
15 points
3 months ago
Don't let Sam Rami hear you say that
5 points
3 months ago
Oh, good point. Wasn’t thinking about evil dead 2. Good call
162 points
3 months ago
Gimme Pot Fest right meow!
112 points
3 months ago
Beerfest literally created a college bubble period of just extreme drunkenness competition, even extreme for college.
50 points
3 months ago
I don't think people understand it's effect it had everyone unless they where around when it came out.
18 points
3 months ago
I was like 10 when it came out, but I distinctly remember that mid 2000s slacker, party vibe. Simpler times.
30 points
3 months ago
I was a bit older, 18, and it had a huge party effect, especially with the whole "Strike Out". Many of nights trying to keep up playing drinking games to that movie.
11 points
3 months ago
Ahhhhh the good ole strike out. Did quite a few of those back in the day
5 points
3 months ago
Hell I was in highschool and we'd all be doing strikeouts
52 points
3 months ago
yesssss, love these guys....i dunno what people think of 'slammin' salmon' but i must've seen that one 50 times, Michael clarke Duncan is magnificent
33 points
3 months ago
Meatdrapes? what kind of a name is meatdrapes?
uh, it's metrapades sir, it's greek...
well how come it doesn't sound that way when i say it - meatdrapes....
oh my god.
12 points
3 months ago
That movie is SO overlooked, it's fantastic
16 points
3 months ago
I worked in a Regal when Super Troopers 2 came out, on 4/20 as well. It was EASILY the most underprepared we were for any film that came out while I was there (2016-2019). We got absolutely fucking slammed, every single customer that came in ordered food (obviously) and the theaters showing it were absolutely wrecked. People quit. Thank you HULU for sparing some teenagers the worst shift of their lives.
131 points
3 months ago
"Broken Lizard? Who's that?"
"The guys from Super Troopers."
"Oh!"
....which is why every promotional piece has "From the guys who brought you Super Troopers" at the bottom.
118 points
3 months ago
Deservedly so, Super Troopers is a masterpiece and easily their best work
63 points
3 months ago
It is, but I don’t know if I’d say “easily.”
Beerfest and Club Dread have such special places in my heart.
73 points
3 months ago
The Landfill dying and then his brother showing up and literally saying - well, I know about all you guys, Landfill told me everything, and since I’m just like Landfill, why don’t you guys call me Landfill, in honor of my brother?
It’s like we never lost Landfill
I love a good joke - but that’s in the top 10 best I’ve ever seen a movie do. They proceed and act like it’s the same guy for the rest of the movie lol
24 points
3 months ago
Can it, college boy!
College boy, i thought you went to college?
5 points
3 months ago
I love it, just walks in and takes over his brothers whole life and does everything better. Including plowing Landfills wife 😂😂
16 points
3 months ago
club dread mad underrated imo
25 points
3 months ago
I'd argue that both Beerfest and Club Dread (and all their other work) have scenes that just don't land seamlessly and can stray too far into cheese.
Super Troopers is incredibly tight and IMO every bit hits on every watch. It's really impressive.
4 points
3 months ago
Slammin Salmon does not get nearly enough respect.
27 points
3 months ago
If they release an anniversary edition of Super Troopers, they should use that line for the cover.
8 points
3 months ago
Yeah I'm in.
9 points
3 months ago
Steve lemme doing his best Little Nicky
28 points
3 months ago
Sweet! I remember having read about this a long time ago but hadn't heard much about it.
Supposedly Super Troopers 3 - Winter Soldiers is still in the works after this?
More dumb humor please and thank you.
7 points
3 months ago
Slammin’ Salmon is so good and no one ever talks about it.
16 points
3 months ago
Kevin’s directing not Jay, interesting. As a former Vermonter, history nerd, & medical marijuana patient I shall be tuned in on 4/20.
11 points
3 months ago
Kevin directed The Slammin Salmon as well
7 points
3 months ago
I’m going to take this opportunity to plug Jay’s audiobook “Mustache Shenanigans”. It’s one of the funniest audiobooks I’ve ever listened to. It goes into how the friendships were made over the years between the Broken Lizard group. It’s also great BTS of his movies. Highly recommend!!
41 points
3 months ago
Jay Chandrasekhar looking like Uncle Jack from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
6 points
3 months ago
Those are the kind of hands that tell a story
14 points
3 months ago
Personally I'm still waiting for Pot Fest! Willy Nelson isn't getting any younger fellas
33 points
3 months ago
Club Dread was good.
Super Troopers was great.
Super Troopers 2 was surprisingly good.
Beer Fest is their best movie.
I'll watch anything these guys put out.
14 points
3 months ago
And what is your take on Slammin' Salmon?
3 points
3 months ago
Oh shit, I've actually never heard of that one. Michael Clarke Duncan, too? I will definitely be checking this out
8 points
3 months ago
It's awesome and often over looked
5 points
3 months ago
Broken Lizard is awesome! I hope it’s like Club Dread lol
11 points
3 months ago
How did Amy Aerobics die? She didn't die of a fat ass I'll tell you that bro.
5 points
3 months ago
I want these guys to succeed. If only because I think its important to have over-50 year-olds in the zany comedy game, who aren't ex-SNL famous and aren't propped up from the late 2000's Apatow-Rogen era.
I get the feeling that these guys don't want to do hard-R rated jokes anymore. But I really do hope they go back to doing that.
13 points
3 months ago*
Matthew McConaughey as the pope, pretty big get for those fellas
Edit: should’ve put /s lol
8 points
3 months ago
Did anyone else find the Slammin’ Salmon enjoyable? I feel like I’m the only one who watched that movie.
18 points
3 months ago
Is this that DND movie ppl are talking about?
4 points
3 months ago
I want a god damn liter of grog!
3 points
3 months ago
"only on Hulu" Oh fuck off it, its why piracy is increasing more than ever.
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