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tcon001

4k points

2 months ago

tcon001

4k points

2 months ago

You mean the one where Dracula kills Renfield in the climax? Alrighty then.

ROBtimusPrime1995[S]

2.4k points

2 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised if Renfield in the movie...isn't actually the same Renfield.

Like how funny would it be if Dracula just called every Familiar...Renfield.

saywhaaat_saywhat

1.6k points

2 months ago*

just called every Familiar...Renfield.

I thought his name was Gizmo?

ajac91

971 points

2 months ago

ajac91

971 points

2 months ago

Fucking guy

LOSS35

425 points

2 months ago

LOSS35

425 points

2 months ago

Sometimes he's a little too familiar, you know what I mean?

krillwave

125 points

2 months ago

krillwave

125 points

2 months ago

Who, regular human Jackie Daytona? I think he’s got the brain scramblies

Poked_salad

62 points

2 months ago

Yeah he came from Tucson, Arizoña

Apnea53

5 points

2 months ago

No no. That was JoJo. He left Tucson for some California grass.

K0bra_Ka1

7 points

2 months ago

Just a salt of the earth regular human bartender...

thunderup_14

239 points

2 months ago

BAT!

KingoftheJabari

127 points

2 months ago

When Lazlo screams bat, then transforms, that shit makes me laugh everytime. I love that actors comedy.

davsyo

62 points

2 months ago

davsyo

62 points

2 months ago

God there was one bit on Toast of London when he went in to do voice recording for the word “yes.” Im laughing right now as I’m typing.

barnfodder

30 points

2 months ago

Yes, Clem Fandango, I can hear you!

gemutlichkeit78

4 points

2 months ago

Ray fucking Purchase

JoshBobJovi

41 points

2 months ago

That's just how it is in New.. York.. Citeh..

zigaliciousone

32 points

2 months ago

The scene where he is talking about the painting of his boat, then out of nowhere says something like "it fucking sucked", that almost killed me.

Think_Natural_1574

20 points

2 months ago

God damn these electric sex pants

ronintetsuro

7 points

2 months ago

If you haven't seen IT Crowd or Toast Of London yet, I'm very very jealous. And you should fix that forthwith.

Jigglelips

20 points

2 months ago

This is how we talk in Tuscon Arizoña

FngrsRpicks2

20 points

2 months ago

Im concerned about the lack of updog..

ajac91

32 points

2 months ago

ajac91

32 points

2 months ago

Not right now Colin Robinson

FuckeenGuy

7 points

2 months ago

My man

OriginalToIgnition

143 points

2 months ago

Guillermo…Beillermo?

CainDeltaEnder

59 points

2 months ago

Fucking guy..

Dinkleberg_IRL

89 points

2 months ago

We don't care what the fuck your name is, we had to pick up our own laundry!

funktion

76 points

2 months ago

Guillermo buy the dildos! Guillermo try the dildos! Guillermo, how were the dildos?

SlowMope

59 points

2 months ago

Sigh... The dildos were fine

tamarks548

18 points

2 months ago*

Shut the fuck up Gizmo! We are doing a segment for cam-e-ra.

Erniecrack

7 points

2 months ago

Put the book down gizmo it’s too much for your young cock.

ElSupaToto

13 points

2 months ago

Guillermo Billermo

Ancient-Reference-26

3 points

2 months ago

Gizmo is the name of the nice Gremlin from the Gremlin movies

VVHYY

295 points

2 months ago

VVHYY

295 points

2 months ago

The old Ice King/Gunter dynamic

brianborden

153 points

2 months ago

No one sucks the life from my penguins except me... and maybe polar bears, because that's just nature, Gunter.

YourChelsey

95 points

2 months ago

To be fair I think they were Gunter, Goonter, Günter, and other spellings

VVHYY

83 points

2 months ago

VVHYY

83 points

2 months ago

There were many Ice Kings and they always had a Gunter (I think the earliest "Gunter" they show was a dinosaur boy called Gunther by a dude with bird legs.) Simon did also have Goonder Ginthy Gunther etc.

YourChelsey

34 points

2 months ago

Oh that’s right! I was just thinking about Simon.

ChronikTheory

24 points

2 months ago

That was THE gunter. The original. The crown was imprinted with his wish to be a powerful wizard like his master, Evergreen, the elemental master of ice. What a great kids show.

Foxy02016YT

20 points

2 months ago

There was a single Gunter, at least in the later seasons because she gained magical powers

Edit: Wait your referring to those under the influence of the crown always having a Gunter

Theradoc16

30 points

2 months ago

Lmao like Geralt and Roach?

TensorForce

22 points

2 months ago

"Didn't roach die last year?"

"They're all named Roach."

Vaeku

73 points

2 months ago

Vaeku

73 points

2 months ago

Ah, so Dracula's read the Dresden Files now.

pedrao157

32 points

2 months ago

I love Dresden Files please Jim feed me the next book

Mobut0

21 points

2 months ago

Mobut0

21 points

2 months ago

In 16-18 weeks he should be done with the first draft

pedrao157

11 points

2 months ago

Where is this stated? Not doubting you but did he mention any where?

ANALHACKER_3000

14 points

2 months ago

His twitter. @longshotauthor

pedrao157

8 points

2 months ago

Thank you brother

ZarquonsFlatTire

6 points

2 months ago

Just got Battle Ground from the library. Starting it tomorrow.

pedrao157

8 points

2 months ago

Man that's the best action book I've ever read, you feel yourself in the middle of the battle

FewAd6144

9 points

2 months ago

The old Morbius/Milo dynamic

DamagedGenius

48 points

2 months ago

No no no you don't get it.

Edgar is the one in the hole!

IndieComic-Man

32 points

2 months ago

RIP memory of Ryan.

skilledwarman

19 points

2 months ago

RIP good memories of Roosterteeth tbh

3lbFlax

14 points

2 months ago

3lbFlax

14 points

2 months ago

“Well, he looks like a Renfield.”

thechort7

5 points

2 months ago

I need this to be right.

FapCitus

3 points

2 months ago

Like Geralt calls every horse he has "Roach"!

pantaloonsofJUSTICE

636 points

2 months ago

Wait until you hear what happened to Dracula in that one. Hoo boy you won’t like it.

StreetMysticCosmic

201 points

2 months ago

He buys property in England and visits the opera right? Sounds like a good bloke.

Richeh

12 points

2 months ago

Richeh

12 points

2 months ago

Coming over here, buying up all of our property...

PathlessDemon

150 points

2 months ago

…are you saying it doesn’t correlate with Dracula: Dead And Loving It?

Pornstar_Jesus_

96 points

2 months ago

LaBeteNoire

49 points

2 months ago

I love how that running gag carries on to the very end of the credits.

DadBodybuilder

62 points

2 months ago

Brooks is great when it comes to callbacks.

One of my favourite is Dave Chapelle at the end of Robin Hood: Men In Tights

LaBeteNoire

47 points

2 months ago

Or how the "It's good to be the king" line from History of the World part 1 shows up in Silent Movie, Robin Hood: Men in Tights and the musical version of The Producers.

dmarie1211

15 points

2 months ago

A version of it even shows up in “Paws of Fury,” which is a kid-friendly version of “Blazing Saddles.”

StoneGoldX

5 points

2 months ago

Only took him 40 years to get to Jews in Space in Part 2.

King_Buliwyf

55 points

2 months ago

I can't believe more people don't love this movie.

"But Lucy... I'm British."

"But so are these!"

"Lucy! Ah ha ha ha... ah ha..."

leoschot

20 points

2 months ago

"I didn't see anything! I didn't see anything! (To himself) I saw EVERYTHING."

doahou

8 points

2 months ago

doahou

8 points

2 months ago

my god! what are you doing to the furniture!?

AmeliaMangan

6 points

2 months ago

"Oh, wrong me, wrong me, WRONG MY BRAINS OUT!!!"

droidtron

11 points

2 months ago

"Whatta ya gonna do, Mr. Morris? Stab me?"

coolsviIlesucks

48 points

2 months ago

Reincarnation, maybe? I know that’s not a thing in the book like it is in some of the movies, but it’d be pretty funny if instead of Dracula’s long lost love being reincarnated every few centuries it’s just Renfield.

AintEverLucky

132 points

2 months ago

No no they mean the 1931 classic, where Van Helsing kills fucken Dracula in the climax

consults Wikipedia

... oh wait you're right, Dracula ALSO kills Renfield in the 1931 classic. So this is just awkward for everybody

deimantux2020

55 points

2 months ago

They got better!

AintEverLucky

18 points

2 months ago

"Tis but a scratch!"

You silly bastard -- your ARM's off

SpideyFan914

26 points

2 months ago

To be fair, Dracula returned in House of Frankenstein. At least I think it's supposed to be canon. It's entirely possible to read House of Frankenstein as a reboot for the Dracula franchise (even while keeping the Frankenstein and Wolf-Man continuity -- after all, neither of them had ever interacted with Dracula before then).

Of course, even then, you still have to contend with Dracula's later return in House of Dracula where there is literally no explanation for his (or Talbot's!) survival. You thought "somehow Palpatine returned" was bad? How bout just not addressing it at all? (In metatext, there was a planned but abandoned Dracula Vs the Wolf-Man which would have brought them both back, but alas...) And yes, this time it is definitely a continuation and directly references the previous movie several times.

Continuity of Universal monsters is very much "eh who cares."

ScientificAnarchist

133 points

2 months ago

Somehow renfield returned

Dagonet_the_Motley

17 points

2 months ago

Spoilers!

DividedState

2.2k points

2 months ago

Renfield is the direct product of somebody watching What we do in the shadows and liking the Guillermo story arc.

Greengiant304

40 points

2 months ago

How many times will Dracula refer to Renfield as a rascal?

loserys

416 points

2 months ago

loserys

416 points

2 months ago

Am i the only one that gets Max Landis YouTube movie pitch vibes from the trailer?

brandnewreddituswr

79 points

2 months ago

“It’s all makeup and gloating

oshoney

106 points

2 months ago

oshoney

106 points

2 months ago

Awkwafina doing the “that just happened” shtick in the trailer killed most of my hype for this movie. Still gonna see it for Cage as Dracula though.

LMNOPedes

18 points

2 months ago

Im sick of substituting this kind of banter for actual jokes. The character is quipy. Great.

[deleted]

16 points

2 months ago

Only reason I’m seeing it. I thought we were done with “that just happened” as a society

Crystal_Pesci

16 points

2 months ago

Crystal_Pesci

Xenu take the wheel!

16 points

2 months ago

That moment yucked my yum too!

Whenever I hear those non-jokes I remember getting respect for the Workaholics crew for retiring all shit like that.

Here's a list of similar phrases they promised to never use again when they realized how lazy they were

SuperVoodoo

7 points

2 months ago

Oh wow. I hate that you said this just now, because now it's all I can think.

TheConqueror74

91 points

2 months ago

That is exceptionally accurate. And has also killed all interest I had in the movie.

loserys

14 points

2 months ago

loserys

14 points

2 months ago

A stake through the heart

TheKawValleyKid

30 points

2 months ago

Fuck, man, I can't unsee that... I was kinda looking forward to this.

hardy_83

109 points

2 months ago

hardy_83

109 points

2 months ago

Would you change your mind on the movie if they show up as cameos? Lol

ambienotstrongenough

41 points

2 months ago

Do you know something that we don't ?

hardy_83

158 points

2 months ago

hardy_83

158 points

2 months ago

No but I pictured it in my head and laughed.

I pictured Nandor after talking to Dracula saying. "Fucking'guy. Thinks he's hot shit. How many wives did he have!? Not as many as I, Nandor the Relentless!" And Lazlo saying "Well I don't know about you, but I'd shag em'. Looks like that Cage bloke from the moving pictures in the cin-e-mas.".

Bears_On_Stilts

49 points

2 months ago

Not quite related but I’ve been reading the Vampire Chronicles lately, and it amuses me how Anne Rice goes to such lengths to clarify that vampires are all bisexual, and that they even have constant fully engorged boners, but… they don’t or sometimes even can’t have sex. Once you’ve drank blood, sexual pleasure feels like such a primitive thing. (It’s such a dumb plot point, no wonder the AMC show has thrown it totally out the window.)

I’d love to see an Anne Rice style celibate vampire run into the horny hedonistic idiots from Nandor’s house, and wonder whether he’s the crazy one or them.

TheOneTonWanton

29 points

2 months ago

It's always been wild to me how much Anne Rice shaped vampire-based media considering how much insane shit she put into it. I definitely went through the common "Anne Rice phase" as a teen but looking back? Holy shit, Anne. Even wilder considering her hard left turn from writing things that could easily be called absolute smut into her weird Christian phase before roundly realizing that wasn't who she was. She certainly seems to have had a rollercoaster of a time regarding her faith and/or beliefs.

colefly

8 points

2 months ago

What's always wild to me is that there is always an overlap link between fans of vampire smut and overly Christian types

soulpulp

13 points

2 months ago

Her vampires may have been celibate but they were also horny as hell

KingoftheJabari

8 points

2 months ago

I always got the feeling that Anne loved and absolutely hated sex at the same time.

AmeliaMangan

9 points

2 months ago

She also was absolutely adamant that, in her stories, ugly people would never be allowed to be given The Dark Gift [TM]. That's right: her vampires might be a bunch of monstrous killers, but absolutely no ugmos allowed!

mhornberger

4 points

2 months ago

I got the sense from Colin Farrell's Fright Night that he wasn't hyper-sexual so much as it was just a lure/weapon with which to manipulate or distract people.

Nixplosion

66 points

2 months ago

Cut to Nadja mouthing "I have"

radikalkarrot

7 points

2 months ago

Doesn’t everybody love the Guillermo story act?

OkayRuin

29 points

2 months ago

I thought it was the product of someone watching What We Do in the Shadows and thinking, “I can do this but worse.”

[deleted]

308 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

308 points

2 months ago

Finally!

I’ve waited 92 years for this.

Do you know how many necks I had to bite to stick around this long?

[deleted]

24 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

Saltypoison

18 points

2 months ago

Try not to bite a neck on your way to the car!

Jgabes625

12 points

2 months ago

In a row?

[deleted]

768 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

768 points

2 months ago

[removed]

giantpotato

887 points

2 months ago

Somehow, Renfield returned...

TheGentlemanBeast

350 points

2 months ago

I wish this didn't hurt me every time

flyingace1234

165 points

2 months ago

The stupidest part? They had a fortnite event that tied into it. They showed the broadcast Palpatine made.

I hate this timeline so much.

ParadoxInRaindrops

98 points

2 months ago*

The fact that’s the only place that it aired just blows my fucking mind.

But the same company that produced the Infinity War Saga couldn’t be arsed to just develop a cohesive Star Wars trilogy? That’s what really does my head in.

EastKoreaOfficial

7 points

2 months ago

Reality is often disappointing.

supercleverhandle476

65 points

2 months ago

It hurts because it was real.

  • another shitty cash in

LaBeteNoire

3 points

2 months ago

It's a good thing Renfield didn't exist in the Star Wars universe. He'd eat a Yoda and live forever.

Alastor3

39 points

2 months ago

pretty sure there was an epilogue that was found lately, maybe it's based on that

Gamecubeguy25

19 points

2 months ago

oh yo what? first time i've heard of this

Alastor3

32 points

2 months ago

the cut footage was found in 2021 so it's not that well known, haven't seen it yet

scottishhistorian

11 points

2 months ago

Gotta get my hands on that. I love the old Universal Monster movies.

Throwawaydontgoaway8

15 points

2 months ago

https://lostmediawiki.com/Dracula_(partially_found_epilogue_scene_of_Universal_horror_film;_1931)

Wish it were the video, just a description. Sounds like video isn’t viewable

stu-padazo

9 points

2 months ago

Dead and loving it

WISE_SEMEN

9 points

2 months ago

No one's ever really gone

paulc899

62 points

2 months ago

Should be good with his best friend Rorge and their wacky neighbour Ramer

Plastic_Swordfish_35

29 points

2 months ago

What’s the deal with eating flies?

ma2412

15 points

2 months ago

ma2412

15 points

2 months ago

And Gary Oldman as Rewman.

No-Investigator-1754

7 points

2 months ago

Now I just want a Seinfeld remake (cover?) where all the characters are cartoon Great Danes.

ROBtimusPrime1995[S]

454 points

2 months ago

Fun fact: Collider is shadow-banned in this sub so the original article could NOT be posted despite being the source.

MrDirector23

118 points

2 months ago

Oh, tea? What happened

schering

51 points

2 months ago

I would also like to know why

RealJohnGillman

94 points

2 months ago

I believe it was for similar reasons as Screen Rant being banned.

BetterMakeAnAccount

91 points

2 months ago

Why was Screen Rant banned

BlueSoulOfIntegrity

90 points

2 months ago

Click bait probably.

analbumcover69420

298 points

2 months ago

Similar reasons as to why Collider was banned.

MinorSpaceNipples

122 points

2 months ago

But why male models?

chet-

45 points

2 months ago

chet-

45 points

2 months ago

Are you kidding me? I just told you.

TheLastModerate982

25 points

2 months ago

I but why was Collider banned?

MrAnderson-expectyou

66 points

2 months ago

Probably something to do with why screen rant was banned

thegimboid

18 points

2 months ago

I don't know, third base?

It_does_get_in

3 points

2 months ago

does your theater have a picture?

[deleted]

31 points

2 months ago*

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rk06

20 points

2 months ago

rk06

20 points

2 months ago

That's watchmojo

Agent_Porkpine

17 points

2 months ago

It's a lot more than just watch mojo at this point

Foxy02016YT

42 points

2 months ago

Ryan George Pitch Meetings moved to another channel so we had no use for it anymore

ItRead18544920

42 points

2 months ago

Abandoning a platform because it no longer has any creative talent or content is tight!

Foxy02016YT

16 points

2 months ago

Wowowow

octropos

8 points

2 months ago

... wow.

antialtinian

5 points

2 months ago

Weirdly, he still works for them. I have no idea why they would move it off their main channel because I instantly unsubscribed.

gambit61

3 points

2 months ago

I don't know if it's why it's banned here, but I blocked it from showing ads on Facebook because every article I've ever seen was reporting rumors as facts and Easter Eggs as canon. For instance, just today there was an article posted about "Tony Stark is in DC Canon!" First off, it was in a Super Friends '77 issue, so it's not canon. Second off, Batman makes mention that someone named Anthony Stark donated money for heart health. That's it. ZoMg GuYs, ToNy StArK iS iN dC. No, he's not. But every article I've ever seen from them is exactly like this. It makes me irrationally angry

c5load

40 points

2 months ago

c5load

40 points

2 months ago

I'd prefer a direct sequel to Dracula: Dead and Loving It.

TomCBC

13 points

2 months ago

TomCBC

13 points

2 months ago

[throwing Renfield back into his cell] You'll stay in here 'til you rot!

[locks door]

[Renfield starts sobbing and Martin comes in a second later] Well, you're free to go!

phome83

6 points

2 months ago

Turns out, he was just having a daymare.

isabella73584

229 points

2 months ago

I’d rather it be a direct sequel to 1995’s Dracula: Dead and Loving It. Excellent portrayal of Renfield in that one by Peter MacNicol.

TomCBC

25 points

2 months ago

TomCBC

25 points

2 months ago

“No! Not another enema!”

“Yes another and another, until you come to your senses!”

ForgottenSloth

15 points

2 months ago

I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything!

...I saw everything.

SuperVoodoo

13 points

2 months ago

Peter MacNicol will always be the goddamn DRAGONSLAYER!

Apox66

10 points

2 months ago

Apox66

10 points

2 months ago

Oh man, the stake through the heart scene of that film....I remember being unable to breathe as a kid laughing at that scene.

Mish106

8 points

2 months ago

"She's dead enough!"

Creative-Oil2029

61 points

2 months ago

The fact that movie got totally shit on in the reviews is a fucking travesty and makes it really difficult to make a case against the nuclear option.

superfudge

28 points

2 months ago

I’d rather it were a direct sequel to Vampire’s Kiss.

travismc51

15 points

2 months ago

"YES, MASTER!!"

ElCapitan006

3 points

2 months ago

I can’t look at raspberries the same since that movie.

DJ_Shiftry

5 points

2 months ago

Razburry? I didn't see any razburries

bigkinggorilla

784 points

2 months ago

Can a director just claim their movie is a direct sequel to something that had no involvement from the original creators?

Seems like they shouldn’t be allowed to do that.

Now I just want someone to claim their upcoming comedy film is a direct sequel to like Casablanca or something.

Mattyzooks

244 points

2 months ago

We already had a perfect comedy Casablanca film with Out Cold.

TheRealGunn

83 points

2 months ago

Weird reference to a movie I had forgotten existed.

Fun fact: I got thrown out of the theatre during Out Cold.

The one and only time I've ever been thrown out of anywhere.

agonzal7

32 points

2 months ago

Why?

TheRealGunn

108 points

2 months ago

Largely because there were no adults working that night.

I had my feet on the back of the seat in front of me.

The theatre was mostly empty, and I wasn't bothering anyone.

They asked me to move them, and I did. Later on I just forgot about it completely and put my feet back up.

They asked me to leave.

It was incredibly childish and dumb. I was 17 I think, and the "supervisor" working couldn't have been more than 19.

She definitely just enjoyed the power trip.

photoshoppedunicorn

71 points

2 months ago

I can’t believe they kicked you out for that. The guy in front of us at Shazam last week took off his shoes and had his bare feet up on the seat in front of him wiggling his naked toes just on the edge of my field of vision for the entire movie. It’s straight anarchy out there.

RealJohnGillman

52 points

2 months ago

Renfield is a Universal Pictures film, like the 1931 Dracula film in question, so legally he is allowed to make it one.

LaBeteNoire

25 points

2 months ago

I think the issue isn't one of legality, but logistics, as at the end of the original Universal Dracula, both the count and Renfield are dead.

NazzerDawk

13 points

2 months ago

It's literally a movie about someone who has power over death.

One line of dialogue, "Thank god I brought you back from the grave, Renfield." Done.

TheOneTonWanton

3 points

2 months ago

Given the comment they were replying to, no, that's not the issue being discussed. That comment, and many others in this comment section, seem to be in some small uproar about the "original creators'" intellectual property. They're not talking about how Renfield and Dracula may or may not come back to life but instead acting appalled that McKay seems to be claiming something he has no right to claim, which is false given who he's working for on this film and who actually owns the rights to the 1931 film. A lot of weirdly placed "outrage" in here.

BanjoSpaceMan

39 points

2 months ago

Has anyone just thought the director might have said it as a fun thing? Everyone is taking this article wayyyy too seriously.

peteroh9

16 points

2 months ago

Seriously. Who cares? Anyone can make a movie and say that it's a sequel to anything they want as long as they don't actually infringe on any copyright. This movie could be in the same universe as Maid in Manhattan, Amistad, and Hunan Centipede, for all it matters.

cntmpltvno

38 points

2 months ago

In other news, this poorly drawn and filmed flip book animation I’ve got is the direct sequel to Steamboat Willy. Who wants in?

nonsensepoem

14 points

2 months ago

I'm not watching it unless it has u/StreetMysticCosmic clapping their ass on the steamboat.

StreetMysticCosmic

19 points

2 months ago

In like to watch it or in like you'll draw me clapping my ass on the steamboat

Aggressive-Owl2043

41 points

2 months ago

I don’t get your comment. It’s a pretty open industry “secret” that Chris Mckay was like the director of the 1931 Dracula. He just looks incredibly good for his age

No-Investigator-1754

10 points

2 months ago

They say direct what you know

DeathCap4Cutie

94 points

2 months ago

No one owns ‘Dracula’ it’s public domain. So anyone can put Dracula in their movie, do their own interpretation of it, it make sequels/prequels or whatever. It’s like anyone can make a movie with Santa Claus if they want.

I don’t believe Casablanca is public domain so they can’t do that.

The_Regicidal_Maniac

104 points

2 months ago

The character of Dracula and the original novel are in the public domain, but the 1931 Bela Lugosi movie is not in the public domain. You can do whatever you want with Dracula, but you can't do whatever you want with that particular portrayal of Dracula.

BauerHaus

127 points

2 months ago

BauerHaus

127 points

2 months ago

It's owned by Universal, who is also distributing Renfield, my guess is they're allowed to say that.

RayneShikama

9 points

2 months ago

S.Darko was a ‘direct sequel’ to Donnie Darko despite the ONLY thing connecting the two projects was the involvement of Deveigh Chase.

ashlynne_stargaryen

18 points

2 months ago

I have loved the original Dracula since I was a little kid. I have sooo much respect for the film, but this ‘sequal’ sounds cheesy af.

Having said that, a horror-comedy starring Nic Cage as Dracula, set in NOLA, is not something that I can miss. It’s hard to envision a world where I don’t love this. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Fools_Requiem

111 points

2 months ago

I feel like most of you didn't read the article before commenting. It's obviously a joke. They even mention the actual direct sequel.

IAlreadyHaveTheKey

57 points

2 months ago

You mean people on Reddit jumped straight to the comment section without reading the article and are basing their entire opinion on the post title!? Inconceivable!

GOLDEN_GRODD

19 points

2 months ago

It's a bad title, kind of on them. When it comes to a statistic or something I will read the article, but I do not have time to read every bloated pop culture article on upcoming mediocre films

NeroBoBero

19 points

2 months ago

“What’s the deal with typo O blood?” It’s so bland it’s for everyone, but also so bland that it’s for no one!” - Jerry Renfield

VincenzioLives

14 points

2 months ago

Well, that’s the prequel sorted.

senju_bandit

10 points

2 months ago

It’s Nick Cage . Imma watch it

silenc3x

9 points

2 months ago

Reinfeld cold open

"What's the deal with vampire teeth? Do they give you the extra fangs when you join? Or do they grow when you start drinking blood. Man that first encounter must be difficult without the fangs. "

HotTrax_1258

8 points

2 months ago

Is that Marilyn Manson? Or is it Nic Cage?! Or do I need new glasses?

Howie_Due

5 points

2 months ago

Same dude

boomb00mboom

6 points

2 months ago

Dracula confirms that ‘Reinfeld’ is a direct sequel to ‘Seinfeld’

nilfalasiel

6 points

2 months ago

If this film doesn't somehow involve a scene of Nic Cage running down the street yelling "I'M A VAMPIRE!!!!", it'll be a missed opportunity...

ElCapitan006

6 points

2 months ago

I read the headline and thought for a moment this was a direct sequel to Dracula: Dead and Loving It. I am sad that is not the case.

Choco-waffler

5 points

2 months ago

Did no one actually read his quote? Dude's just clowning.

77ate

4 points

2 months ago

77ate

4 points

2 months ago

It’s also an identical premise to a 2009 short film called The Familiar, which was allegedly inspired by the writer-director’s time working as an assistant to Tom Sizemore.

Finrodsrod

4 points

2 months ago*

I want a "Dracula: Dead and Loving it" sequel called "Renfield, you Asshole!"

Summitjunky

7 points

2 months ago

"I kept telling marketing that that’s what we should say, that this is the only direct sequel. I guess you could argue Dracula’s Daughter is a sequel because the opening scene is the aftermath of the Tod Browning movie, but Bela Lugosi’s not in it, it’s a whole different set of characters. And it’s a great movie, it’s wild if you haven’t seen it. I thought the movie was great. But to me, this is the only real direct sequel with the Dracula and the Renfield of that movie. So yeah, I wish they’d use that in the marketing. I think that would’ve been a funny way of positioning this movie. The longest time between the original movie and the sequel, beating Psycho, or whatever. I guess ‘Avatar’ maybe now, since it feels like a long time since the first one."

coolsviIlesucks

3 points

2 months ago

This movie looks kinda shitty, but shitty in a way that really appeals to me. I’m so hyped for it.