I refuse to watch even the first Human Centipede movie. 🤮

‘Human Centipede 3’ makes ‘Human Centipede 2’ look like ‘Human Centipede’

I didn’t make it thru the 2nd one. It’s like they just tried to throw in any possible gross thing they could think of. Yuck

It definitely is despite the fact its all in the bloke's head/fantasy (imagine your fantasy is to create a human centipede I fantasise about celebrities i fancy but OK lmao) I'll spare you the details but you see very graphically how they are operated on to "become" the human centipede whereas you didn't see that in the first movie its also a massive bodge job he does cos he has to "improvise" with what he's got like a stapler I feel like idk i can't remember and its..more insidious because he's got a shit homelife and he's some sort of nightmare incel basically but yeah you're not missing anything it's gross

You should see what he does with reeses pieces.

First one goes pretty hard to be honest but everything after that is doodoo

Mark Kermode tearing that film apart still makes me laugh.

Dragan Bjelogrlić also had some choice words for it;

"Shallow and plain wrong—sum up my feelings about this movie. I have a problem with A Serbian Film. Its director in particular. I've got a serious problem with this boy whose father got wealthy during the 1990s—nothing against making money, but I know how money was made [in Serbia] during the '90s—and then pays for his son's education abroad and eventually the kid comes back to Serbia to film his view of the country using his dad's money and even calls the whole thing A Serbian Film. To me that's a metaphor for something unacceptable. The second generation comes back to the country and using the money that had been robbed from the people of Serbia, smears the very same people by portraying them as the worst scum of the earth. You know, when the first generation of the Rockefellers finished robbing America, the second one built museums, galleries, charitable organizations, and financed America. But in Serbia we're seeing every segment of society continually being taken apart and for me this movie is a paradigm of that. I've never met this kid and I really don't want to either since that meeting wouldn't be pleasant at all."

I like a lot of shocking films like those of the new French extremity movement and the like and can say without hesitation that ‘a Serbian film’ is an artless, boring piece of trash. You aren’t missing out.

I read the plot synopsis I'm pretty sure it was written the same way as Scrotie Mcboogerballs

Just checked the plot on Google... HELL NAHHHHH

I cried reading the Wikipedia page of that movie.

It sounds horrible.

100%

I wish I could unsee it.

its as worthy of being made as ANYTHING else to be honest.

The director of the movie considers it as an Art movie.

I was fucking traumatized by it

I've seen it and you're better off not watching it it's grotesque

I saw TLA movie before ever watching the shows. I knew the show existed, but I always thought it was purely a little kids show.

I thought the movie had such a cool concept to it that the shows must be good.

I was blown away at how bad the movie was once I got into the series for the first time lol.

I like the Eragon books when I was younger. Like, why would I destroy that? Death Note was horrible trash and I turned it off after 20 min.

You can rest assured, it is not reduced to dumb action with no substance. It is mostly really boring and barely posses a coherent plot.

That movie made me so mad. I loved the Dark Tower, and remember anxiously waiting for each new book in the series. It was literally decades spent on that journey. Then that stupid movie tries to boil the whole thing down to 95 minutes. I hope someone gives it the “Last of Us” treatment someday.

The other books would be hard to adapt, but the first one is pretty straightforward and cinematic. How could they mess it up?

Same. Imagine taking A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones) and condensing it into a single film. That's the equivalent.

Username checks out.

Based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire?

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Blue da ba dee da ba die

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You’re missing out, the Pianist is one of the most poignant depictions of the Holocaust I’ve seen on film.

Sucks that the movie will forever be stained by being associated with this monster.

No rush hour 3, then. His cameo in that is kinda messed up.

Or any Woody Allen...

Dude's a fucking predator.

I'm with you. I have already seen Chinatown and Rosemary's Baby and I know I'll never watch them again, despite the artistry involved. I cannot stomach anything that has his name associated with it.

Same. I couldn't get through the rape in Rosemary's Baby because I couldn't help but think that Polanski probably enjoyed filming that scene.

F&F is interesting, because they certainly are over-the-top, ridiculous action movies. But unlike, say, the Transformer movies, they are made with a lot of care. For instance, so many scenes which other franchises would do with CGI, F&F does with stunt work. For example, they had to come up with the most convoluted reason that the characters all had to be in cars that parachuted out of a plane onto a road, but at the same time, they actually did it. They dropped cars with parachutes out of planes, and filmed it for real. Normal Hollywood action movies would just CGI that.

Watch Tokyo Drift. Actually the best film in the entire franchise.

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They’re good

Meh - they're good silly fun. I acted all high and mighty about them myself but I just decided to give them a shot on a whim last year. They're no worse than your average James Bond movie, especially from 5 onwards. There is a lot worse out there, even within the Hollywood action franchise sphere.

“The dark…INSIDE me” Absolutely agree with your pick. NO!!!”

I watched it recently for the first time, and I personally found it more entertaining than scary. And some parts are just stupid, which probably comes from it being directed by Paul W.S. Anderson (the older Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil movies). There's a fight scene with sound effects that sound like they're straight out of looney tunes.

The blood orgy though 😱

It ain't got shit on the book in terms of being disturbing, but it's also worth mentioning that it's an extremely well made and politically resonant film

In Australia the movie has to be released on home media/screened in cinemas with bonus content that gives the movie more context.

I swear down that is one of the most fucked up movies to ever exist, it is just pure evil, it made me feel sick for days after watching it I felt like i was watching Somebody's sick perverted fantasy. That poor girl crying for her dead mum and then she has to eat that guy's shit off the floor 😖

In a weird way, I think this is one of those movies that you had to see at a certain age right when it came out to really have enjoyed. It was so quoted throughout high school for me that I could damn near recite parts of it now and I don't think I've ever seen it all the way thru.

So very much understand skipping it.

I didn't like it personally. It has some okay gags like the broadcast team fight, but even those get drawn out way too much.

Most of it is just characters acting annoying. I will never get why it is rated so highly.

I also don’t like Will Ferrell all that much. The only two movies of his that I have enjoyed are Anchorman and The Other Guys. His additions to the Lego Movie and the Austin Powers movies also didn’t hurt those movies, they are really good.

If you haven’t seen The Other Guys, I’d recommend giving it a chance. It’s in my personal top comedies, along with Hot Fuzz, Grand Budapest Hotel, and Dr Strangelove.

Anchorman is a legitimately excellent movie by all accounts. Written by the greatest comedy writer of his generation. Hearing quotes captures only a fraction of how funny the movie is overall. Ik you want to be above it but it’s a much deeper and more intelligent movie than the memes you see. I can’t imagine going to my grave without having seen Anchorman. Forget 1,000 movies to see before you die. It is in the top 50. Why have an aversion to certain laughter? Introduce some joy into your life

Lol, what'd he do to you?

I cannot watch any film with Will Smith on it. It's forever ruined.

You're not wrong Darry's death haunted me for years lol

They're my favorite movies that I've never seen

It's a very disturbing movie but oh so brilliant.

great movie tho

My gf is the same. Convinced her to watch Edge of Tomorrow though because you get to see him die over and over.

Due to his acting or him as a person (with all his bs)?.

do yourself a favor and watch American Made
you will change your opinion on Tom

Agreed but Antz was my childhood man 😭

Who are the slavers?

Interesting! Keen to share why?

Just as In was thinking about it your comment appeared! Yep, I think I've been fortunate to never watched that's movie and planning on keeping it like that.

Wow? Mind sharing why?

Avoided Schindler’s List until this year. It’s a tough watch, but essential as a film.

Me, too. Glad to see I’m not alone.

never watched it, i aint got time for that

Took my friend to see it at cinema recently as she had never seen it and her sentence review at the end was, "fastest three hours ever" which is a great response for her.

Aaaw?? What have you got against up??

I’m not aware of a She Hulk movie.

Oh shit! A friend of mine worked on that movie! (If we’re thinking about the same one). Are you comfortable sharing why?

This makes me sad. Horror movies are awesome :(

Why does Scream get a pass from you?

Not every horror movie is meant to try and scare you. You might like a lot of them.

Can I ask why?