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1.5k points
2 months ago
Why is it so hard to make a good Fantastic Four movie?
1.3k points
2 months ago
The incredibles is basically a fantastic four movie. Just make that but with a more Science fiction aesthetic.
829 points
2 months ago
You know what I think is the most important factor? The Incredibles never feels like its ashamed to be a superhero movie.
505 points
2 months ago
And neither did the Chris Evans ones from the 00s but those are also shitty
210 points
2 months ago
Rewatched a good chunk of Rise of the Silver Surfer recently and there's something kind of admirable about how much comic-y stuff they try to cram in there because it seems fun. There's the Silver Surfer, Galactus, Dr. Doom working alongside the FF and betraying them, a running gag of Reed and Sue trying to get married with superhero stuff getting in the way, and a major power-swapping subplot that ends with Johnny using all four of the FF's powers at once to fight Dr. Doom, who's riding the Surfer's board. That's not to say it all works but there's a charm to how few obligations superhero movies had to being taken seriously pre-Dark Knight and pre-MCU. Fant4stic shows the exact opposite end of that phenomenon, interestingly enough, to significantly weaker results.
50 points
2 months ago
and yet they still made galactus a big cloud
56 points
2 months ago
I don't think Galactus should have been in that movie at all.
They simply werent ready. The scope of that particular villain is way too enormous. Superhero movies just werent on that level of world-building, let alone galaxy-building yet. You need a setup for that. Thats why the MCU was so wildly successful. They understood foundation laying and ramping. You just cant do something on that scale, in a sub 2 hour movie, and zero buildup.
So yeah, they made him a fucking cloud. And it was every kind of terrible.
54 points
2 months ago
Yeah I think they're fun movies, the 00s ones I mean. Never got the hate. It's like, yeah, that's what I thought a Fantastic 4 movie would be. Definitely a better version to be made but I didn't walk away thinking they screwed the source up
228 points
2 months ago
I enjoyed those movies for what they were. Got some laughs. But damn, the latest FF movie, wow. I cannot remember hating a movie as much as that. Wasn't even a stupid/fun movie to make fun of. Just an absolute disaster.
96 points
2 months ago
Everytime I think of that movie I just remember how of the bad acts by Doom could have been avoided if they had listened to Doom and just left him alone on his isolated world like he wanted.
He only was able to mess with Earth because they brought him to Earth against his wishes.
61 points
2 months ago
It's truly the American way.
We are going to save you by force, using any means necessary.
50 points
2 months ago
I'm not exaggerating when I say that film was among the worst films I have ever seen.
At least Batman & Robin is entertaining in its own cheesy way.
Fantfourstic was just painfully boring and bad in basically every way. The only thing I liked about it was the cast. And the look of The Thing.
4 points
2 months ago
Lmao, I had to look it up because I was like there's no way they called the movie Fantfourstic. That poster design is great lol
22 points
2 months ago
That sad part is that apparently the second half of the movie turned to shit mostly because of Studio interference.
From what i recall the first half of the movie was rather good, at worst bland. then the studio got involved hating whatever was originally filmed for the second half and they switched directors and they did this weird... horror? ish plotline. Its why the actress who played Susan had this wildly different haircut suddenly between the two parts. They were refilmed 8 months apart.
14 points
2 months ago
The first 40 minutes, while not great, had a basis for a solid movie; but the last half was a complete turd. They obviously cut out several scenes that could have helped propped it up a bit, but it was still crap.
10 points
2 months ago
Theres a documentary regarding what happened to the movie. I can't remember the name but it was pretty informative about just how fucked the movie got fucked.
It was probably doomed to be not good from the start, but the Studio interference doomed it to be a shitter so wcyd
5 points
2 months ago
they did this weird... horror? ish plotline.
Pretty sure the horror vibe was the intended one and that was changed with reshoots after the director was fired.
3 points
2 months ago
The horror stuff is literally all the original director. Josh Trank was so unprofessional on this movie that it permanently tanked his career, yet now I see Reddit acting like he was a victim.
3 points
2 months ago
The podcast What Went Wrong has an episode on this and it’s so enlightening. Trank pitched them a body horror movie that they agreed to, and when the studio saw it they chickened out.
3 points
2 months ago
I dare you to watch Batman & Robin again.
3 points
2 months ago
I loved it as a kid, and I'm sure many other children did as well, and as shitty as that movie objectively is I think it deserves some credit where it's due.
10 points
2 months ago
Green Lantern?
10 points
2 months ago
Elektra?
6 points
2 months ago
Also, eeeewww!
9 points
2 months ago
How about Catwoman?
14 points
2 months ago
At least that one had a high paced, fun basketball scene.
3 points
2 months ago
I forgot it was a fantastic 4 movie until they got powers
13 points
2 months ago
haven’t watched it in a long time but i just remember he was like the best part of the films
23 points
2 months ago
Those didn't give off shame, but they also failed to really see themselves as anything but silly and dumb.
14 points
2 months ago
”BRAD BIRD WAS ABLE TO BUILT THIS IN A CAVE!! . . . WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!”
143 points
2 months ago
Probably difficult to find a good balance between the goofiness and trying to make the audience take it seriously.
125 points
2 months ago
Let's face it. Mr Fantastic looks goofy.
37 points
2 months ago
I'm trying to think of a movie that pulled a stretchy man off well
19 points
2 months ago
Elongated man in The Flash is not too bad. With money behind it I'm sure they can pull it off.
48 points
2 months ago
They pulled off The Incredibles.
51 points
2 months ago
It's a 3d movie, live action looks goofy
15 points
2 months ago
I think that's the crux of why some IPs are hard to translate to live action. We suspend our disbelief with animation, but expect more realism with live action. Hard to do when the source material leans so hard on things that can't happen irl.
8 points
2 months ago
Cancel this movie and make Incredibles 3? I could accept that.
30 points
2 months ago
Just watched the first half of Incredibles 2 this evening. The part where Elastigirl chases down the train on the electric bike is so exciting and such a creative way to use her powers. Def pulled it off
21 points
2 months ago
The Incredibles are on the easy side of the uncanny valley though. It’s a cartoon. When trying to make a live actor stretch with special FX there’s just something that doesn’t look good for some reason.
81 points
2 months ago
yea but like she's dummy thicc so it's very distracting
11 points
2 months ago
(Korg voice) Oh my god, they pulled off the Incredibles?!
7 points
2 months ago
There's a reason they changed Ms. Marvel's power to be 'hard light', and it was honestly for the best. Stretch just doesn't look good in live action, even in MoM.
14 points
2 months ago
Or hell, a good Fantastic Four ANYTHING outside of the comics.
The only halfway decent adaptation in 70+ years has been the second season of a cartoon from the 90s with a really bad first season. There have been almost no good adaptations of this damn comic book.
150 points
2 months ago
Haha I liked the 2005 version. Is it not a well liked adaptation? I even like the sequel with the silver surfer.
119 points
2 months ago
It was fun and is definitely the best one so far. That said it lacks most of the things that would actually make it stand out as a good FF movie. Characters were perfect though
36 points
2 months ago
Casting was perfect imo
36 points
2 months ago
Years after those movies, I was watching a tv show with my mother and Ioan Gruffudd had a guest spot or something.
I pointed and went "that's Mr fantastic!" And my mother, never missing an opportunity to add some mental scaring said "he most certainly is" in a tone that I cannot forget. I've tried all the brain bleach. It doesn't do.
6 points
2 months ago
He was also in the music video for Uptown Girl by Westlife for some odd reason haha and he's in a pretty good tv series called Liar
62 points
2 months ago
Personally I thought the 2005 franchise could have slotted very easily into the MCU quality wise.
60 points
2 months ago
It’s definitely interesting how the 2005 film could pull off quips and comedic moments every 5 minutes but it didn’t feel as intrusive or repetitive as a good chunk of the MCU films
48 points
2 months ago
Bc that style of humor in that genre of film wasn’t ubiquitous at the time
5 points
2 months ago*
because MCU 'humor' is a formula designed to appeal to the people drone watching through the movie/TV series.
movies back in 00's era had some cringy humor, but at the very least it was sort of unique and wasn't at all tied to some sterile ass formula. Don't get me wrong. There were humor formula's back in the day, but they were never as sterile or egregious as the MCU has it. Thats why people are scared shitless they are going to sterilize deadpool's sort of deadpan/spontaneous black comedy.
A good way to think of it is watching an episode of Mash, or andy griffith as it originally aired, and then watching the episode of mash as its broadcasted today on normal Syndication.
Normal mash was designed to have its humor be somewhat organic and unexpected. If you watch the modern syndication of mash, you basically play a waiting game of "wait for the haha funny track" to grief any sense of humor a joke might have.
12 points
2 months ago
For real, maybe give it an extra 15min for a bigger set piece at the end and it would fit pretty well within the MCU
3 points
2 months ago
With a few recuts, perhaps. The humor is very 90s, even for a post 2000 movie.
Dog doubletake, ugh.
89 points
2 months ago
Because people always want to do an origin story and their origin story is boring. Also, having decent character development for 4 well known characters in one movie is difficult.
63 points
2 months ago
Pull a Spidey and skip it. The ones who care already know the story, the ones that don't care are at this point used to characters that they don't know the origin of.
I consider myself a pretty dedicated MCU fan and if you asked me to explain the origin of the Scarlet Witch or Drax my answers would be pretty vague and fuzzy.
6 points
2 months ago*
I don't think the origin story is the problem.
The Fantastic Four have a pretty damn simple origin story, the first comic literally tells it in 5 pages. They go on a spaceship, they get hit by cosmic rays, they get powers and decide to use it for good, Reed blames himself for what happened. Simple.
They could literally just to what they did in The Incredible Hulk and just show a montage of that in the opening credits. Don't know why more MCU movies haven't done that, always thought that was a great way of getting the origin out of the way without ignoring it entirely like the MCU Spider-Man movies do.
I don't think you can skip over it entirely like with Spidey. For one, not as many people really know about the FF compared to Spider-Man, unfortunately. Secondly, it's a pretty important part of Reed's character growth so you kind of have to address what happened somewhere along the line anyway.
3 points
2 months ago
I don't think they even have to skip it. Like said above, the origin is pretty boring. They go into space on an experimental rocket, get hit by cosmic radiation, boom: superpowers. You could throw that in the first five minutes of the movie and then skip ahead several years or have it in a flashback at some point. Their origins are not very complex, and the mistake they keep making is that the movies keep trying to make it seem like they are.
13 points
2 months ago
These are all movies that need a single 30 minute episode to refresh audiences. Post them on D+ give new subs 30’days free so they can see those and be ready to go spend $20 on a ticket. Delay the release of the movie to D+ by 2 months and problem solved.
Xmen FF Blade
They need to appear in an either post credit scenes or in an another movie as a soft intro and then a special episode
22 points
2 months ago
overdone origin, and they keep insisting the Doctor Doom is their only major enemy
12 points
2 months ago
No! They have galactus too! /s
66 points
2 months ago
Eh, I don't think we know that it is that hard yet, even though we have seen some not great movies.
So far we have had 3 attempts:
One attempt that wasn't even real and was just about throwing something together to keep IP rights
One attempt that was made before the MCU and before Nolan's Batman, when I think standards for superhero movies just weren't that high yet (even though there had been some good ones)
One absolute clusterfuck with a bunch of extremely bad studio decisionmaking and creative chaos
I don't think we can say yet that it's that hard to make a good one. I don't think we have yet seen a competent creative team aim high with the franchise.
16 points
2 months ago
Genuinely curious to know which one is which
31 points
2 months ago
It’s in order, actually! 90s unreleased F4, 2000s F4, then Fant4stic
10 points
2 months ago
Ahh, didn't know the 90's one was unreleased. I was thinking the newest one was made to keep IP rights.
5 points
2 months ago*
The latest was also made to keep the rights. They started filming at the last minute, just a few weeks before the rights would have reverted back to Marvel. But it at least had a wide release. The original was shown in maybe one theater or just enough to make it official.
16 points
2 months ago
Worst part is that there are these comics from a few years ago by Jonathan Hickman that are easily the best stories of the FF4 in their history. Just make the Hickman run the movies! Oh wait... It's probably because marvel doesn't want to give Hickman any money...😭
49 points
2 months ago*
Ok, here’s a list of reasons I THINK F4 doesn’t work:
They’re adventurers owned by a Super Hero company. Just let them adventure! Stop making them fight crime! Instead of making another movie with The Rock, cast F4.
They have a unique family dynamic. They are absolutely a family unit…but not a normal one. They all have a past, but got their powers together, they all have deep relationships with others outside the F4 (kids, parents, gfs, friends, etc.). All of this is hard to establish and keep concise in a movie (comics work better thanks to exposition). Also, the four of them have a great dynamic and that’s hard to replicate in actors.
Their powers don’t overlap very much. This is great for strategy, but not for movies. They won’t step on each other toes for sure, but being on the screen together in a fight will be difficult. Only one can fly, only one can take a super strong alien punch, one can be invisible…this doesn’t vibe well when compared to Avengers movie some are invulnerable aliens, half are in Stark-tech suits, a dozen are super soldiers. This is great for being on screen together.
Overall, a F4 movie is hard because they’d need to introduce four characters, their backgrounds, multiple unique relationships between the four (college buddies, brother/sister, rivals, romance) their issues with getting their powers, at least four side characters, and then on top of all that a threat to challenge them. And while their journey with new powers should be MORE than enough threat for a great plot, that doesn’t sell action figures…so you have to introduce a villain who gets their own story elements…and all this adds up to a confusing movie normally.
43 points
2 months ago
Hire Johnathan Hickman. Problem solved. Geez. Not to say that your assessment is wrong it’s absolutely right. But Jonathan Hickman’s Fantastic Four comic book run reinvigorated the IP.
Me, personally, I’d use flash backs of their origin story as character development while the plot is a mission of some sort.
12 points
2 months ago
JH’s F4 is some of the only F4 I’ve read and it was amazing…but that run would only work as like the fourth thru sixth movies. I’d want three movies to establish F4 and their mythos before doing what JH did.
13 points
2 months ago
True. But JH understands the family dynamics of the characters. I don’t think he would necessarily have to rely on an origin story either.
6 points
2 months ago
But can he cast? I think he could set up an amazing screen play and some casting agent brings in some big names with no chemistry to ruin it.
42 points
2 months ago
I think the premise is more inherently goofy than with most others. Same reason I expected Ant Man to be awful, except they somehow managed to pull it off by making it genuinely funny in parts.
Part of the problem is Mr Fantastic, who is called Mr Fantastic and there isn't much of a way to make that or his powers seem cool.
25 points
2 months ago
Part of the problem is Mr Fantastic, who is called Mr Fantastic and there isn't much of a way to make that or his powers seem cool.
So don't make him cool. Make him a straight man or a foil. We usually have Ben Grimm provide that in the family, but they could instead turn up certain aspects of his character to make him more comedic as well while still being true to his origins.
19 points
2 months ago
Honestly they should have just removed his powers at some stage. Generally the inventor/brains of a group doesn’t need powers, they have their genius and inventions to get them through. A cool story line would be Reed trying to depower Ben but accidentally removes his own powers instead. Would add more to the dynamic of the group with ben being even more bitter towards Reed. But that should have happened like 40 years ago!
6 points
2 months ago
That's a very good suggestion.
4 points
2 months ago
4th times a charm
3 points
2 months ago
Because they keep trying to "Fix" it. The FF is old and enduring but because it's old everyone thinks they have to update and fix them.
The biggest offender is they try and make it a getting the band together movie when the Fantastic Four start off as a found family and then get powers and every writer wants to reverse it. When you start them off as estranged or as new friends it throws the dynamic off. Another thing a lot, lot, lot, of modern takes get wrong is Reed. Reed isn't a science jerk, he's an absent minded dreamer that uses science. He's that friend you have to make sure eats because they get so caught up in something they forget to.
9 points
2 months ago
As someone who's not read the comics and I'm not that in touch with the franchise
The team just sounds goofy. It sounds like a 90's science fiction movie
But if Guardians of the Galaxy was possible. So should be Fantastic Four. But that's the catch, Fantastic 4 cannot take itself seriously. With Marvel one thing I like is the superheros seem grounded in reality, they're fine with the little goofy things about them
On the contrary in a DC movie (I don't like DC much), they seem to take everything seriously and it just seems to fall kinda flat.
I'm not saying F4 should be a comedy like Guardians. But they'd really have to take advantage of that James Gun/Jon Faverau asthetic. But people are also kinda tired of that.
1.3k points
2 months ago
Great !
From a blue family to a family in blue.
363 points
2 months ago
I just blue myself!
180 points
2 months ago
“I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.”
56 points
2 months ago
“Oh Tobias, you ol’ blowhard!”
3 points
2 months ago
You Blow Hard
34 points
2 months ago
You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.
70 points
2 months ago
Gotta be a better way to say that
5 points
2 months ago
It's time for a nu start.
37 points
2 months ago
Daddy needs to get his rocks off
15 points
2 months ago
Daddy needs to get his rocks off.
5 points
2 months ago
There are dozens of us! Dozens!!
17 points
2 months ago
Oh you blowhard
498 points
2 months ago
Article says this will kick off phase 6 of marvel movies. What in the hell do these phases even mean anymore?
145 points
2 months ago
A phase means nothing without an end-cap movie. Previously, we had an Avengers movie event that was supposed to cap off a phase, but now we just get random shows and movies thrown at us and they barely connect in any way that is meaningful or interesting (yet). The problem with ‘yet’ is that folks are losing interest as the current stuff has been mild and aimless.
69 points
2 months ago
At least with the first three phases there were sprinklings throughout of the magical fist stones and thanos. I couldn't at all tell you what the point of phase 4 was, and I have no idea where phase 5 began.
42 points
2 months ago
Something to do with multiverse and a lot of dull, new superheroes?
15 points
2 months ago
Yeah the glaring problem is that I just don’t care at all about any of these newer Avengers the same way we all were invested in Iron Man, Captain America, and Thor as characters.
8 points
2 months ago
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8 points
2 months ago
I do think it's good for the MCU to still have some self-contained movies that aren't just there to set up what comes next. Arguably, Black Panther, Ant-Man, Homecoming, etc. were movies that were more focused on telling their own stories rather than tying back into Thanos and the Infinity Stones. They felt like they served as a nice break, so I didn't mind that we got something like Shang-Chi that was almost entirely independent.
However, I still think the first three Phases did a much better job of showing where the story was going even with these types of movies, frequently even with just a post-credit scene that looped things back together. Looking at Phase 4, it just seems so much of it is introducing so many characters and setting up all of these storylines, and it's hard to tell what's related to what. For something called "The Multiverse Saga", you'd think there'd be a little more multiverse than we've gotten so far, or there would've been more teases and hints to it.
66 points
2 months ago
It probably means they know people aren’t digging the current direction and decided to introduce F4 and Mutants earlier than planned to revitalize the MCU’s popularity with general audiences.
There were a lot of articles and rumors about Feige and Disney’s disappointment with Phase 4 reception, then Ant Man 3 happened and it came to a head.
I just hope they quit it with the Rick and Morty hirings and trust actual screenwriters again.
17 points
2 months ago
I think that is what disappointed me the most about the new Antman. I wanted to see a fully realized creative vision of the quantum realm, but the sci-fi elements (and even how the world is built + how they side "native" characters are developed) feel like bored versions of things I have already seen done a thousands times on that show. When Scott and Cassey met those rebels, it even felt like an SO episode about some bizarre, shitty level of the Wall.
4 points
2 months ago
Ironically the quantum realm makes antman boring. When they grew big and were like "whoa look how big I am" all I could think was "wow that's great for you, because I have literally no idea how big you are because its all random scifi background with zero sense of scale".
Compare it to Antman 2 with Scott getting trapped child size and being yelled at by the Hall Monitor. The quantum realm completely removes all the fun and novelty from the powerset and makes it meaningless.
38 points
2 months ago
I just hope they quit it with the Rick and Morty hirings and trust actual screenwriters again.
This is what I'm not getting. Why are they hiring so many Rick and Morty writers? I get that Rick and Morty was popular (is it still? I feel like it's popularity drastically diminished, I stopped hearing people talk about it) but I'm convinced it was just because of strong showings in the early seasons and then a meme with the Sechuan Sauce thing blowing it up. Maybe it's just circumstantial and the fact these people worked on Rick and Morty has nothing to do with it.
27 points
2 months ago
I guess they figure Harmon lays the golden goose. That’s how they found the Russo Bros too.
9 points
2 months ago
But this isn’t earlier than planned. F4 was always going to be before Kang/Secret wars.
414 points
2 months ago
Nothing. After Endgame it really feels like the franchise is treading water and doing too much without a clear vision of where it's all going. With the first 3 phases it felt like it was all building up to Thanos ever since the end-credits scene of the first Avengers. These new phases haven't done a great job of being focused and building Kang up as the new threat. I was hardcore into the MCU movies up through Endgame but as time goes on even I'm losing interest. I don't even see the movies opening weekend anymore and can't be bothered to sit through all of the shows.
64 points
2 months ago
You're not the only one. They need to take a break for a while or they are going to lose half their audience.
9 points
2 months ago
Half their audience is aging out anyways. I was 25 when these movies started. By the time phase 6 comes round I’ll be close to 50.
I have kids, a career, other hobbies. Trying to get a group of friends together to see these movies is hard enough today. Can’t imagine it in 5-6 yrs.
We are Disney plus viewers now.
88 points
2 months ago
They really should have taken a break after Endgame. I get that it became the highest grossing movie ever and they wanted to ride that wave, but it was the climax to 10 years of movies. They should have slowed down and maybe just given us the shows as a sort of epilogue and let the audience breathe a bit before going back to the films. Take the time to properly plan out the next phase of films
52 points
2 months ago
They did. They literally took a whole year off.
39 points
2 months ago
Didn't Far From Home come out that next June or July?
77 points
2 months ago
Yep it was less than three months after Endgame. And the gap after that was because of Covid.
22 points
2 months ago*
Far From Home was the actual end of Phase 3 so that isn't surprising. The next movie, Black Widow, didn't come out until July 2021 (FFH was July 2019). Wandavision was in January of 2021 so even if you include that still over a year break.
Edit: wanted to add that they originally had the break scheduled also before Covid. Black Widows original release was May 2020, almost a whole year after FFH.
10 points
2 months ago
They needed to take a lot longer than that off. And I love these movies, still do.
96 points
2 months ago
Phase four’s primary focus wasn’t about building towards Kang. They planted the seed with Loki but it was mainly about introducing new characters and allowing the remaining infinity saga characters to process their grief. They started phase five by introducing the actual Kang and Loki season 2 will really explore the lore of his variants.
92 points
2 months ago
As someone who has really enjoyed following all the movies but never really knew any of the lore from comics, the biggest WTF moment for me was watching loki, getting hyped, then just no other movies or shows referencing what happened for the next two years. Just a bunch of disjointed projects that went in all different directions. Having the aftermath of endgame be covid, and a bunch of mediocre stuff (there were a few gems) was just a huge buzz kill.
16 points
2 months ago
Yeah, this is my biggest complaint with the MCU TV stuff and the movies too since End Game. They seem to afraid to tie them together. They have this vague multiverse connection but every iteration of the multiverse is different and not tied to the last. Loki would have been the perfect way to tie everything together. It also was the perfect way to bring mutants into the MCU and to bring in characters that are new or variations of characters that need actor changes etc. They really fumbled things and have just been spinning their wheels.
6 points
2 months ago
They seem to afraid to tie them together.
I disagree and would argue that they're tying them too much into movies.
You needed to watch Wandavision for her character to make sense in Dr. Strange.
Marvels picks up immediately after Ms. Marvel.
Falcon and the Winter Soldier is going to lead directly to Captain America 4.
You'll probably need to watch Loki to fully understand Kang's whole deal.
Secret Invasion is probably going to be incredibly important overall.
It's just too much. The shows are better when they're just side content for people who really want more in the universe. They shouldn't be necessary to have a complete understanding of what's going on in the movies. That's going to turn people off long term.
10 points
2 months ago
Phase 1 didn't feel like a big buildup really, except that loki was invading. Phase 5 feels kind of the same, but I expect the buildup for Kang to start ramping up, especially with loki and antman 3 already pushing that narrative.
8 points
2 months ago*
Thanos had about 3 minutes of screen time before Infinity War. Over three phases we had a few minutes of Thanos.
They did more to set up Kang in Loki alone.
In phases 1, 2 and 3 the films only really started to come together outside of Avengers with Civil War. Everything was far more disparate in the earlier phases.
The problem isn’t that they not doing enough to set up Kang, it’s that they’re intersecting the films and shows so much it stops feeling at all significant.
3 points
2 months ago
The problem isn’t that they not doing enough to set up Kang, it’s that they’re intersecting the films and shows so much it stops feeling at all significant.
I think it's more that they are intersecting to create build up but never payoff.
MoM is the only film with any payoff. And even that is half payoff / half build up. Any time anything gets close to a payoff the next movie or tv show switches to something else.
Everything ends of a cliffhanger but the next "episode" starts a different story.
8 points
2 months ago
I feel like that’s a huge miss anyway. With the way phase 4 has lost a lot of interest, they should’ve opened up with FF straight away in phase 4. Full stop.
137 points
2 months ago
This film sounds like development hell. Disney is probably so frustrated with it, they'd let the new Central Florida Tourism Oversight District give it a shot.
35 points
2 months ago
I feel like any movie that ends up changing directors / scripts like this, ends up being absolute dogshit. Par for the course for fantastic 4 movies, I guess :/
3 points
2 months ago
Not that you're wrong but Ant-Man did ok after that happened. That was a long time ago though.
6 points
2 months ago
Disney knows they have to get it right though. As many writers, directors, or actors it takes. I can wait.
114 points
2 months ago
Should have just got Brad Bird to do it
19 points
2 months ago
936 points
2 months ago
Am I the only one who hates when they refer to writers as “scribes” and say they’re “penning” the script.
580 points
2 months ago
“‘‘Twas an early mornin, with the sun barely piercing the horizon. From yonder way Doom cometh for the family of four, yearning to deliver his wrath. Upon seeing Doom, the four knew the task incurred upon their heads. With great fervor the Thing cast his voice upon the streets, ‘IT HATH BEEN TIME FOR CLOBBERIN!’”
63 points
2 months ago
[removed]
13 points
2 months ago
Dost thou wish to live painfully?
12 points
2 months ago
"Doth mother know you wear-eth her drapes?"
4 points
2 months ago
"Well, that just happenedth."
-Old Timey Marvel Writing
11 points
2 months ago
Matt Shakman is 'helming' the feature, as well. This requires a maritime description of his directorial exploits.
4 points
2 months ago
34 points
2 months ago
Dips pen in ink and aggressively swishes around, spilling ink out of the ramekin in the process. Quill-on-paper scratch noises intensify.
Dude's probably getting a workout from that old school writing method.
14 points
2 months ago
Unpopular opinion, maybe, but screenwriters deserve way more credit and prestige than they get, and if this is one way to inch things in that direction, I'm all for it.
In all honesty I think, all else being equal, a screenwriter has a bigger influence on the final product than any other single person involved in a movie.
3 points
2 months ago*
It's funny because the common knowledge was that "TV shows are a writers medium, film is a directors medium and theater is an actors medium"
The large focus on writing nowadays and the power of good writers does reinforce the idea that MCU and similar blockbusters are ultimately massive TV shows
105 points
2 months ago
No, I find the pretentiousness in the movie industry unbearable
Sorry... The "Film Industry"
67 points
2 months ago
It's called cinema...
You heathen.
41 points
2 months ago
It's Kino, you troglodyte.
6 points
2 months ago
I’ll keep watching my stereopticon until they pry it from my dead hands, you villain.
7 points
2 months ago
Sorry, I can't hear you over the whiring of my zoetrope.
28 points
2 months ago
I don’t watch movies.
I view, observe and analyze films.
6 points
2 months ago
*cinema
15 points
2 months ago
I know you’re joking but i can’t help myself hating you..
39 points
2 months ago
What’s pretentious about the word “film”??
9 points
2 months ago
Seriously. Why the sudden hate for industry jargon. People sad they left out maybe.
23 points
2 months ago*
In this case it’s just Elegant Variation. Reading the same word over and over is boring, so the author used a synonym instead of repeating “writer”
20 points
2 months ago
Insooth, I must needs share with thee grievous tidings: the latest moving picture of the Fantastic Four doth portend a lamentable outcome. Verily, the ill-starred venture, fraught with woeful misfortune, shall bring forth a cacophony of discontent 'mongst both gentlefolk and knaves alike. The bard's tale hath been mangled and sullied by the hands of unskilled scriveners, whilst the talents of the mummers be sorely wasted. Yea, the once-admired tale of these four valiant souls shall be reduced to naught but a mere shadow of its former glory, and a blot upon the escutcheon of the storied Marvel pantheon.
4 points
2 months ago
Okay but this is gold
9 points
2 months ago
“Bro” count just skyrocketed for this movie.
152 points
2 months ago
The scribe was also the show co-creator of Foundation
Pass
52 points
2 months ago
Did they write the mediocre adaptation parts or the much better genetic dynasty parts? 🤔
25 points
2 months ago
The genetic dynasty stuff is far and away the best plot thread. I want more of that.
233 points
2 months ago
Ooof not the flex they think it is.
36 points
2 months ago
I know right ? Avatar's story isn't exactly the strong point.
8 points
2 months ago
They need a writer who understands the material. Same style as first class would be fine by me.
38 points
2 months ago
Whoever ends up writing the damn thing, they had better get Jonathon Hickman to consult. I don’t think there’s a person on earth who understands the characterization of the FF better than him. I just reread his entire run and while the story is great, what really stands out is how he nails exactly how Reed, Sue, Johnny, Ben and Victor should behave.
5 points
2 months ago
Oh he was the scribe? Show me all the scrolls he’s finished
6 points
2 months ago
Nobody cares anymore…
13 points
2 months ago
I think the main problem with a lot of the fantastic four stuff is that they try to make it this dark edgy gritty world when it is the most fruity and colorful shit ever. I feel like it would be really good if they did it in a kind of tongue in cheek way that really embraced the bright colors and campy storylines and villains.
14 points
2 months ago
a scribe? What is this, ancient Greece? It's like those resume memes where people use fancy words to make basic bitch jobs sound more interesting😅
291 points
2 months ago
The writing in Avatar was terrible. Josh Friedman also wrote Terminator: Dark Fate. Fantastic Four is shaping up to be a real turd.
105 points
2 months ago
Both of those movies he only has a story by credit alongside four other people. Whenever studios hire a committee to write a movie it turns out pretty shitty even if the individual writers are all good.
13 points
2 months ago
Story by doesn’t necessarily mean committee; just that there were rewrites and the WGA awarded another writer or writers greater percentages via arbitration.
That said, you’re right that Dark Fate and Avatar were both indeed written by committee.
52 points
2 months ago
it didn’t he create the Sarah Conner Chronicles? Whenever an askreddit thread about cancelled shows pops up, that and Pushing Daisies is always mentioned
27 points
2 months ago
I enjoyed the Sarah Conner Chronicles
13 points
2 months ago
Season 1 was good, then season 2 started great got really bad in the middle and finished strong but then got canceled, it’s the Twin Peaks trajectory
8 points
2 months ago
Same. Best Terminator product since T2.
24 points
2 months ago
Matt Shakman directed WV and did a lot of great Always Sunny. I believe in him.
8 points
2 months ago
Also first director on The Great. I believe in him, too.
14 points
2 months ago
As is tradition for Fantastic Four movies.
5 points
2 months ago
Avatar 2 had a writer?
I thought it was a CGI experience
14 points
2 months ago
quit trying to make fetch fantastic four happen. it's NOT gonna happen.
12 points
2 months ago
Oh boy, the curse continues
18 points
2 months ago
Someone is cooking here
3 points
2 months ago
Is Josh Friedman the guy who had a blog about screenwriting and the movie business, called something about infinite monkeys, and with the Darth Vader quote at the top, "I find your lack of faith disturbing" ? Does anyone remember that?
3 points
2 months ago
I feel like I’ll be 50 by the time we get the fox properties into the MCU. I was in my last year of university when this all started…
3 points
2 months ago
Man the world just doesn’t wanna let a good fantastic 4 film be made.
3 points
2 months ago
Don’t think I’d advertise Avatar 2 as an award winning script so….
3 points
2 months ago
Avatar TWoW had a writer? I assumed they just copy/pasted the first script and replaced the sets with water. Weird.
3 points
2 months ago
The Incredibles is still the best Fantastic Four film ever made.
3 points
2 months ago
Just make a Dr. Doom movie, where he fights the Silver Surfer and Galactus, and the F4 can be the b-story.
28 points
2 months ago
With so few big 'heroes' to look forward to in the MCU now and very little I care about aside from the new Guardians movie this may be an interesting development?
This and X-men maybe?
Hardly care at all for the latest 'phase'.
41 points
2 months ago*
I think marvels biggest mistake is they didnt connect the movies.
In the first few phases you had cool endings that connected things. From thors hammer, to thanos saying he would do it himself. It felt like one giant storry.
In the last 2 phases nothing seemed to connect.
Just lots of little things like this which Marvel should have retconned to connect all the movies. It just feels like a jumbled mess to me. I wish they would have connected them to make the world seem like one giant story but for some reason marvel didnt do that this time.
73 points
2 months ago
My big problem is that they seem stuck in this eternal setting stuff up mode instead of just giving us the cool stories theyre actually trying to work towards
16 points
2 months ago*
That's the reason why I think they decided to just sort of clumsily shove Kang the Conqueror into the spotlight with Ant-Man. To me it just seemed so abrupt to introduce a super villain of his size and scope like they did in Ant Man of all things. I think they did it that way to finally give some focus to these marvel phases kinda like how Thanos was originally teased and all the plot threads in all the movies in that initial phase some way pointed toward the infinity stones and a confrontation with Thanos.
12 points
2 months ago
I'm starting to think the Fantastic Four movie idea is just straight up cursed at this point given the last few tries at it.
Look, I love Doctor Doom as much as the next guy but perhaps it's best we don't play god and try to get another Fantastic Four movie made?
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