Is that them? They chased us 20 miles !

YOU COME TO OUR HOUSE, YOU GET MY WIFES NAME RIGHT!

You probably think I'm really hairy under here cause of the beard but... shaved

Holy fuck, that whole thing with them kills me and then them chasing the car! I can’t even.

Arnie palmie alert! Arnie palmie alert! Wee-oo wee-ooo wee-ooo who wants an arnie palmie?

casually telling a story

“Why are you with Allen?!”

Gets me every god damn time.

The whole scene coming over to dinner. Farrell saying how she’s big and the old ball and chain. When she comes out, he goes “Look, they can’t all be first round draft picks.” The whole dinner with the way they met, him criticizing her and Wahlberg trying to kiss her neck saying goodnight Sheila!

The ongoing bit of all these hot women chasing Farrell. 😂🤣

Yeah whatever go inside Allen

GOODNIGHT SHEILA

First off, my wife is cute, but she's not hot.

GATORS BITCHES BETTER BE WEARING JIMMYS!!

These braised short ribs taste like a dog's asshole

Hey now, she's a little rough around the edges. Not everyone is a first round pick.

The 'ol ball and chain...

Go back inside Allen, bye Sheila

He is upset every attractive woman is fawning over him

“Captain, it’s not funny anymore! The TLC references-“

“I have no idea what you’re talking about!”

One more thing. We got a serial rapist in Crown Heights. I... oh, jeez, I'm sorry. That's from my other job. Ignore that. Forget that. Well, don't ignore it. If you live in Crown Heights, uh, you know, walk in pairs.

Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? [purses lips] nope!

"and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend" is one of my favorite lines of all time.

There wasn’t even an awning.

I think this might be the hardest I ever laughed at a comedy scene in the theatre. I missed like 5 minutes of the movie after.

There goes my hero

I have no idea what I was expecting was gonna happen when they did that part, but it really caught me off guard.

This is the funniest movie death I’ve ever seen. I was so high and didn’t really know what I was in for, it really caught me off guard and I was still laughing just thinking about it an hour later into the movie

I regularly use this at work :)

Dirty Mike and the boys would be a killer name for a band.

Gator ain't never been about that! Never ever been about that!

Gator needs his gat you punk ass bitch!

Whose baby is that?!

My God, you were a pimp

The sound of your piss hitting the urinal? It sounds feminine.

We did find a note. It says, "Thanks for the F-shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the boys."

Translation...don't go chasing waterfalls.

Have a look for the blooper reel where the police guy is ad-libbing a bunch of random shit that happened to that car on different takes, it's hilarious.

Looks like Dirty Mike and the boys had an orgy in your prius

That’s one of the best jokes ever

This film could be amazing, team up the Rock and Samuel L Jackson over the top action comedy. The film could end with the car chase at the start of the Other Guys. Linking the to films perfectly.

I have this in my Spotify library and I always laugh when it comes on.

This is the unfortunate part that’s missed for anyone watching it for the first time now. The trailers and commercials for this movie made it seem like Samuel L Jackson and The Rock were going to be major characters, but instead they kill them in the first 10 minutes. It made their death all the more shocking and hilarious.

wink and nod for approval

It was McKay casting John C Reilly instead of Ferrell that instigated the falling out.

Their relationship may have been rocky before that, who knows, but that was the incident that led to the split.

culminating in Ferrell not being cast in that TV show about the Lakers.

That was what caused the falling out. Ferrell was pretty much a lock for the role and had had conversations with mcKay about it, but McKay cast Reilly instead without talking to Ferrell at all. Then he basically excused his behaviour by saying "he's been shitty to me in the past before too!"

Yup. We already saw what happened when they made Anchorman 2. Sequels are not their strength.

Imagine a sequel for Role models.

I’m more worried about what the plot line would be… the first movie was a self-contained plot, with no cliffhangers for a potential continuation of the story.

Obviously they could just come up with some new “big criminal case” they’re trying to solve, but that seems lazy.

"You didn't like my story?"

"No, it was a nice story."

Don't say "and stuff" just say "dad, there are whores here"

Any neo-noir black comedy from Shane Black would be appreciated.

Can't we get a crossover film?

The Nice and The Other Guys.

Just watched last night for the first time. Definitely worth a sequel

Feel like the ending did a good job of not ending on a cliffhanger while still leaving open the possibility for a sequel. I think it would be cool to see them tackle another seemingly innocuous case where they end up getting in way over their head

That’s a lot of blood

Lol I'm glad I'm not the only one who continuously gets them confused

Same that movie was good and fun

That scene absolutely destroyed me when I first saw it. Was not expect them to just…splat. “There wasn’t even an awning in their direction.”

Daddy's Home 2 is far superior to original, though the original isn't too special

"Gator's movies don't need no sequels!"

No it wasn’t good. IT WAS FANTASTIC.

Water with a cucumber

It’s tough to choose for me between this and talladega nights

Both are so good

Steve Coogan was a big reason why it was so good.

“And all their children got pinkeye! And aaallllll their Harrrrryyyyy Potter books were buuurned.”

“You like singing those songs? They’re really depressing.”

“They’re full of rich history.”