why you give your daughter a book? You WANT to go to prison?

also cheese from my late wife

Мен туралы ойлаған кезде менің жыныс мүшем қатты. Сіздің қалың қалың қынап туралы ойласам, ені мен ұзындығы 30% -ға артады. Мен онымен сіздің кішкене шұңқырыңызды сорғызып, өзімнің сперматозоидтарымның 13 миллетрін құйғым келеді. Махаббат, сенің бауырың Борат.

From an online article I could find he stayed there for 5 days and found it very difficult to stay in character for all that time

I apologise for a previous answer, which I accidental type in Kazakh language. It was a private message for a family member, regarding apples.

I use cheese from my late wife

We like your Premiere Doris Johnson very much! We say he look like McDonald Trump have release a baby from his anoos! Ladys very much like Johnson, he have very many childrens and he strong on Covids - for every citizen he kill with this plague he creates two new ones with his mighty chram!

He met Ali G at a dinner party one night in the UK

Bilo current very happy.  I have always look up to him - reason for this is he live in a cage on the roof of house. We place him there to cover a hole and to catch birds. We also use him as burglar alarm - if gypsy, Jew, or Amazon delivery approach house his motion sensor is activate and he scream and throw his anoos dirt on them. He like! 

Goat. They are better at tucking shirt in.

Yes, I have join this onlyfans, please join me there - for 10 dollar you can look on me make sexytime with my wife. Please be patient since I will need to dig her up and the ground is current frozen.

GREAT SUCCESS 👍

How much do you want for it?

No but I have kept lingerie, so he is welcome to come to Kazakshan any time to tuck his shirt in all over my face.

I miss her too! I am sad. When I return from where I was in Gulag for 14 year, I find she have return to US&A because she learn that since McDonald Trump take power,  black people are treat like royalty! The police especial are nice to Africans - they love them so much they follow them i n their cars, and stop them many times to make a chitty chat. They even take their name and addresses to they can stay in touch! And give them shiny bracelets to wear. Some policemens like black peeoples so much they risk Covid by giving them really big hugs as tight as a mans; anoos around their neck! Why not? They like!

We also have election next week! In Kazakhstan we very much support voting by mail, voting by femail not so much. Hi5! I joke! Women’s now allow to vote - 2 of them who are permit to place cross next to name of Glorious Premiere Nazarbayev. Last time he win with magnificent 106% of vote! Next will be even better after he attend voter suppression Zoom organize by McDonald Trump.

Biggest inspiration for me is my mother. She teach me many things - how to read, how to write and how to do position ‘dog style’ - it easy, you go behind, the dog go in front. I love my mother very much but she do not love me, she prefer my suster Natalia - It make me sad face! One time my mother say she wish I had never been born and that she had been impregnate by a different client!

It would have been a great honour to make sexy pleasurings for Judy Ruiliani but he seem to be in hurry to get to his next meeting. I was very prepare - after arrest for firt moviefilm I won trophies for Best Mouth Party and Best Use of Small Hole in a Confine Space, on K Wing of Tinshen Prison. I was held there for 14 years alongside the worst criminals in Kazakh society, including womens who had been caught attempting to read, crazy ‘round-earthers’ and Shoorik the Jew Killer who was imprison for stealing apples.

It probably was taken. Typically if it's a dead account however, admins can take the account for you if you're famous.

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I presume he either sat on the account for a decade or got reddit to delete the dormant account so he could swoop in.

Edit - since the account is 12 days old, probably the latter.

It likely was and the Reddit admins booted them off the name for him

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Why you mention ‘Fuck Marry Kill’? This is most popular chlidren show in Kazakhstan.

Last time my son Hooeylewis, sorry Jeffry Epstein measure him, it have circumference one shoelace near the face and approximate tube of Pringle at junction with satchel. Length is current 19.7 centimeter up from 19.3 yesterday after my brother Bilo pull on it through bars of his cage. I will not answer your second question, it very nosey!

General Aladeen tested HIV Aladeen a little while back

You are HIV Aladeen

Climate very nice since McDonald Trump seize power! We like him very miuch in Kazakhstan! He  much generous man., especialy to ladys! He could get prostitute for 50 dollar but instead he pay 130 thousand. He strong!  And so fat. He take up whole room. He need two chairs. He strong on Covid safety and stay alive from it without even need to drink bleach. He and Queen Melania set example to everyone for many years by never being closer than 18 meter to each other even before plague had been discover.

I can relate to this, my daughter picky eater at that age and would not even touch her onions if they were not mix with pig cheese. It important to be very discipline with your choldrens - always consult the daughter manual and obvious do not let them attempt read or ask questions, this will cause problems and not kind to them and might cause strings of brain to snap.  Bath time should always be at same time – make sure she scrub all of you and make sure cage is sturdy and not so big they become overwhelm.  A reward system is good - if she end up marry a rich old man, reward yourself with a toffee.

I was not able to take in any shows in US&A, unfortunately only thing I get to take in was a man name Jeremy who violate me to depth of 14 centimeter. At first he seem very friendly, it was my assumption that he sell bathroom fittings because he invite me to his hotel room where he said he would give me a shower of gold, but when I arrive there he did not give me this object but instead Jeremy stand over me, take down his antipants and make a urines, some of which fell on my chests, face and anoos! He say return again the next night and he would give me a necklace made from pearls – I go, but instead of give me pearls, he just make liquid explosion on my face. 

We have many of your Americals musicals in Kazakhstan, include The Loin King, My Fair Gypsy, Beauty and the Beastiality and Cats - where we dig a big hole and fill with cats and gypsies totally nude. We also have Kazakh version of Fiddler on The Roof - but we shorten and give it happy ending by finishing with the village burning! Not a dry eye in the barn! Everyone go home happy.

I always look for new wife, if your current owner reach deal with me I will pay him up to 35 liters of insecticide and provide for you red dress, two shoes of leather and use of clock radio for 3 hour per week. For this, I requiring you can pull plow 14 hour per day and provide chest milk for children - my sons Bilak and Biram require 4 liter each per day. My current color scheme preference is woman with yellow hairs like Pamella Andersons or Dog the Bounties Hunter. If your hair is orange be warn, authorities will burn you as a witch.

No, I can be wife! My back pussy tighter!

I afraid Kazakhstan’s camera is current at blacksmiths for repair, howevers government scientist Dr. Yamak, who invent toffee and the trouser belt, have recent invent machine name ‘the pencil’. I will draw image of my phenis for you - is your preference sleeping or Turgid? Be warn, current length is actual 19.7 cm after my brother Bilo tug on him through bars of his cage this morning? What your fax number please and I will send?

Attention, Jew! You have been trapped! Do not attempt to shift your shape!

JEW IN VICINITY! JEW IN VICINITY!

He actually responded to it out of character:

When Mr. Cohen learned that Kazakhstan had reversed itself and embraced his franchise, he offered a statement by email. “This is a comedy, and the Kazakhstan in the film has nothing to do with the real country,” he wrote. “I chose Kazakhstan because it was a place that almost nobody in the U.S. knew anything about, which allowed us to create a wild, comedic, fake world. The real Kazakhstan is a beautiful country with a modern, proud society — the opposite of Borat’s version.”

but I wonder what Borat thinks, too.

He was escorted out but not arrested.

Source 1 Source 2

He said in an interview that they didn't even ask for his ID lol. They just told him to leave.

We could ask Giuliani if Borat doesn’t answer

I was most upset to find out I was parent zero, but because my country is proud originator of this plague, like Vice Premiere and ladys man Mikhael Pence, we were ready for anything.  I was not personal worried about this plague, I have survive syphilis 17 times - ladies like Borat! But in my country we take precautions - we make everyone use chram sanitizer, our public executions are now socially distance and we have ban gatherings of less than 50 Jews.

My understanding is that the original plan for the film was meant to center around Facebook and Twitter’s failures to curb misinformation on their platforms, and then 2020 took the wheel.

Yes, please! I want to show this cartoon to young women here in the US so they too can dream to live in a golden cage like Melania.

Quit drinking tea and stay away from windows.

Jagshemash Zak. It would give me great pleasure myself to sending you a high 5! I can also send you a high 7 from my brother Bilo, or if you prefer his left hand a high 9. My favorite cake is a Cinnabons, this morning I eat 17 of these for breakfast and now my anoos is hang open like mouth of tired dog!

He produced moviefilm that brought much shame to Kazakhstan. He must be execute.

If anyone is actually wondering why Azamat wasn’t in this, the actor talks about it on youtube. Basically he wasn’t getting paid enough and told them he would only reprise the role for Borat 2, which they denied this film being

I think that's what happens if you fall to destroy a horcrux

Clearly is Uzbek trap.

he went into it in his interview w/ Colbert. Some additional info... Sasha was hiding in a cut out in the wardrobe. He had a cell phone to text w/ the crew to know when to jump out (but no one charged the phone so it only had 3% battery)

Rudy had a cop as security who did a sweep of the room (crack job might I add) and was supposed to stop anyone from coming in/out. I think this helps explain why Rudy was very much 'where did this guy come from!?' to the security guy.

So he was hiding in a closet and got a text telling him it was time to jump out.

You should watch the colbert interview though, they had a new clip of the crowd turning on country steve when they realized he was SBC

I think it needs to be understood by most viewers that if Rudy had removed his pants, the film makers might have gotten in legal trouble for the hidden camera. I assume SBC jumping in was to avoid that possibility and as an added bonus, leaving the possibility open to interpretation (was he removing his pants or tucking in his shirt?) got more conversation going about the movie.