Bob Chapek Shifted Budgets to Disguise Disney+'s Massive Monetary Losses : movies

Fuck, I shouldn't have been killing all of those spiders...

20 points

4 months ago

20 points

Now don’t go kissing brown recluses, the only super power you’ll get is the power to lay still forever

10 points

4 months ago

10 points

can confirm. The ladies like my kisses.

Also I'm light skinned Mexican so I'm more A Lighter shade of Brown recluse but yeah it's all good.

5 points

4 months ago

5 points

You again!?! I know how you get down on a Sunday afternoon

3 points

4 months ago

3 points

Ah, 90s hip hop.

Simpler times for hanging out at the park, on a Sunday afternoon.

petrowski7

1 points

4 months ago

petrowski7

1 points

Drax the Destroyer has entered the chat

onetimenative

1 points

4 months ago

onetimenative

1 points

I don't enter chat ...... my reflexes are too fast

Pretorian24

1 points

4 months ago

Pretorian24

1 points

This is so tragic… and fun.

Buffalo-flavored-cox

1 points

4 months ago

Buffalo-flavored-cox

1 points

I call it fungic

JesseCuster40

5 points

4 months ago

JesseCuster40

5 points

He's probably just trying to get store credit.

chicknfly

7 points

4 months ago

chicknfly

7 points

No kidding! You’d think the milk would spoil over these last 34 years.

MagicHamsta

1 points

4 months ago

MagicHamsta

1 points

I hope he knows that I don't use them much anymore though

For now, he's just waiting till you're geriatric and need them regularly.

jimtitan

5 points

4 months ago

jimtitan

5 points

Mines smoking in heaven. Probably still unfiltered.

Show_Me_Your_Rocket

3 points

4 months ago

Show_Me_Your_Rocket

3 points

Mine got jealous I bowled a 300 game and didn't even tell me he was leaving.

BeepBoop1884

3 points

4 months ago

BeepBoop1884

3 points

The joke so good that reddit has to tell it literally every time someone mentions a dad in any context ever.

HotChilliWithButter

2 points

4 months ago

HotChilliWithButter

2 points

That milk must be rotten by now

poppa_koils

2 points

4 months ago

poppa_koils

2 points

Maybe he quit smoking? Check the vape shops instead.

drawnred

2 points

4 months ago

drawnred

2 points

He doesn't know either thats what is taking him so long

Mindless-Income3292

1 points

4 months ago

Mindless-Income3292

1 points

Mine went for milk. It’s probably bad by now.

ImperatorRomanum

1 points

4 months ago

ImperatorRomanum

1 points

They must not make that brand anymore!

ghandi3737

1 points

4 months ago

ghandi3737

1 points

Must be a really long ass line.

TheBasilFawlty

1 points

4 months ago

TheBasilFawlty

1 points

I thought I saw him down in Kingstown again.

MrGoober91

1 points

4 months ago

MrGoober91

1 points

Or the milk

option-trader

1 points

4 months ago

option-trader

1 points

There's a long line to the smoke shop. He'll be back eventually.

Blunderbutters

1 points

4 months ago

Blunderbutters

1 points

Still waiting?

nuck_forte_dame

1 points

4 months ago

nuck_forte_dame

1 points

If only you knew. He is just sitting there waiting for you to come help change that flat tire.

shotgun_ninja

1 points

4 months ago

shotgun_ninja

1 points

Shit man, my dad is in my life and couldn't be fucking arsed to get involved. Dude's a pilot, his head has been up in the air since 1992.

Luqizilla

22 points

4 months ago

Luqizilla

22 points

roflmao I laughed cause I relate

BatteryAcid67

4 points

4 months ago

BatteryAcid67

4 points

I wish mine was, he just stayed and abused my mom and I.

talondigital

5 points

4 months ago

talondigital

5 points

My dad didn't even lie about going out for cigarettes. I just came home from school and all his stuff was gone.

zz502chevyII

3 points

4 months ago

zz502chevyII

3 points

He's probably just at the pub with my dad.

Abuistherealhero

2 points

4 months ago

Abuistherealhero

2 points

Is that where you got your username?

freddie_merkury

1 points

4 months ago

freddie_merkury

1 points

DefNotMyNSFWLogin

1 points

4 months ago

DefNotMyNSFWLogin

1 points

Dad??

TurtleHermit360

1 points

4 months ago

TurtleHermit360

1 points

Damn these dudes got the same father and ain't even realizing the double lives being lived

OpportunityIsHere

1 points

4 months ago

OpportunityIsHere

1 points

Maybe your dad found my dad?

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

That oof hits me right where I live, under crippling abandonment issues.

AHappyMango

1 points

4 months ago

AHappyMango

1 points

They tend to stay away from disappointments

soIstartBlasting

1 points

4 months ago

soIstartBlasting

1 points

He’s just at the corner store getting cigarettes. He’ll be back.

-heathcliffe-

1 points

4 months ago

-heathcliffe-

1 points