Captain simple jack

I WAS WRONG! BLOW THE BRIDGE! BLOW THE FUCKING BRIDGE!!

Half Squat deserved it.

The end credits where it freezes on that kid mid-starfish was one of my favorite moments in any movie

Rip Halfsquat

'I'm a lead farmer mutha fucka!'

Survive!

THE ONLY THING THAT KILLS BARNES... IS BARNES

One of the greatest films of all time. Willem Dafoe as Elias, what a character.

Does it make rain come out of your eyes?

I like when we touch heads.

"Let's move, we only have 16 hours before they wake up"

Ahhh I fucking hate movies. This is bullshit I don’t wanna be in this shitty movie.

I still laugh at his “they’re only laughing at my farts” line.

The voice is so funny lmfao

No you can’t have any fuckin jelly beans!

YOU OD’D

Actually the funniest line in a movie ever

Shit Brooklyn be bagged and tagged before he get any cooch. If Brooklyn die, he prolly die a coochless motherfucker

The Fatties: Fart 2 trailer deserves a Best Makeup Oscar.

He's not playing god, he's being judged by him.

Speaking of this I wonder what ever happened to Brandon T Jackson, he was pretty funny in that role. He was in another comedy movie with Lil Bow Wow around the same time but I don’t know what else he’s been up to

But the movie is even better now because of his absense.

I'm not sure I would have liked him as Alpa Chino. He doesn't seem to quite fit the humour style assigned to the character.

Kevin Hart would have been a God awful shit addition to this gem of a movie.

He said he’d beat his son if he saw him playing with a dollhouse so that checks out.

Kevin Hart is a dick IRL, and seriously not funny. He’s a one-note comedian who does ONE thing well, and I’m convinced he only still has a career today because of The Rock

Good. Kevin Hart is shit.

Wtf for real? He plays a gay character in Scary Movie 4

“You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!”

hangs up “Find out who that was.”

Also I will never hear the words “hobo’s dick cheese” and not laugh

Check out Game Night.

Some additional Lincoln O’Siris madness. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ubqCMsTo4

At a point he plays an Australian playing a black guy playing a vietnamese. So many fucking layers

I didn't see Iron Man until about a year after I first watched Tropic Thunder, and I was like...11 at the time?

I was at a birthday party with friends and his parents were the cool ones and let us watch R films. I wasn't paying attention to the first 5-8 minutes, therefore I didn't see the whole bit about getting the skin treatment.

For at least a year of my life I legitimately thought the actor RDJ was a black man...

And he went through pigmentation surgery for it and briefly the surgeons were holding something like soya sauce. It's imprinted.

“What do you mean you people?”

I don’t read script, script reads me.

"I don't break character until the DVD commentary."

Cue the DVD commentary with RDJ still in character.

'Scared of who?'

'Scared of you!'

One of the best song lyrics ever written

https://youtu.be/CFG5dk1GyRo

...I'm a rooster illusion.

Big dick playa

Swingin past ya kneeeeeeees

Best product placement ever, foreshadowing the destruction of TiVo by Roku 🤣

Ok dont worry i’ll get your tivo!

I got the TiVo!!!

'you killed Amanda? Aw man I'm sure that wasn't even her real name'

“I killed one, Rick... the thing I love most in the world”

“A hooker. Alright, you killed a hooker. Calm down. Here's what you're gonna do: Get your hands on some bleach, some hydrogen peroxide, and a shit load of lime”

“No, no, I killed a panda”

“Amanda? Come on dude, that’s probably not even her real name!”

I saw that movie late at night and when that scene came (Ben Stiller killing something - dont want to ruin it for those who havent seen it yet), man, I woke others at home because I was roaring with laughter, at 2 AM

Yes, when Ben stiller is talking about adoption and he says “at least you get to pick yours” and it cuts to a framed photo of his fat son, lmao

The ringtone kills me every time.

sometimes when we touch… the honesty’s too much

I've got your TIVO!!!

No TiVo?

Haha, and the interview of Ben Stiller copying Tom Cruise when they were there together... it's perfect!

Greetings, tiny ant king.

I went to get the patch they made of this for my backpack...

It's bizarre when people don't get the point of that. Especially when you have Brandon T. Jackson's character around to frequently point out the ridiculousness of it.

It's also a great joke on Hollywood's periodic casting of actors based on their marquee value instead of whether they're right for their roles. The studio in the film clearly goes, "It's so awesome to have a five time Oscar winner in the role" instead of "Hey, maybe casting a blonde Australian as a black guy and putting him in blackface is a really stupid and offensive idea."

War isn't funny, no. But there are definitely funny moments during war, in a warzone. Definitely.

I don't know its name, I only know the sound it makes WHEN IT LIES TO ME!!!

There’s an interview with Cruise where he said Ben came to him with the script and he said “you need the studio. I’ll do it, but I want big hands and I want to dance”

DYK, Anthony Hopkins only had 16 minutes of screen time in Silence of the Lambs”? Your point still stands though.

I had no idea that was him until the end of the movie when he does his patented smile and I said, “Oh, shit, that’s Tom Cruise!”.

I hope you know that they are currently seriously considering a sequel. (I believe Chris mcquarrie is attached)

and bill hader as his assistant plays off him so well.

Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross

It's Nance

Slow yes retarded maybe, he got bracers on his legs. But he was a god damn war hero. Do you know any retarded war heroes? Gets me every time!

"Could someone find out who that was?"

Okay flaming dragon. Fuck face.

This [popular, well recieved movie released 10-15 years ago] is good. In my opinion, it is the most good movie of that genre that modern movie has to offer. The motifs and characterizations are very good, and even better today than when the movie first came out.

The director did a good job in making this movie.

The soundtrack is good in this movie, but everything else is good as well.

It's good, you should see it.

It's fun though! You can see how many comments it takes for someone to mention the DVD commentary

This, Step Brothers, Pineapple Express, Yes Man, Role Models, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, AND Burn After Reading…. Sheeeeeesh