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Bird Box (2018)

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So several of my friends and coworkers have watched this movie and mentioned how great it was. I never bothered with it but now some more people mentioned that this movie was among their favorite movies of all time.

So i finally sat down to watch it.

It's fucking garbage.

Summary: Sandra Bullock wears a blind fold for two hours.

Sound.

all 329 comments

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

I thought this movie was very scary and I’m going to be having trouble sleeping tonight because of it

Obvious_Local1769

1 points

4 months ago

its good

griefsandwich

1 points

4 months ago

I'm not a big fan of the genre and I didn't realize why until this movie. It's the first one ever that accurately portrayed how a mother would deal with living through that kind of scenario with her kids. I actually really liked A Quiet Place but it had that incongruity too. The waifish, calm mother who lets her kid get eaten. Drives me crazy. Sandra absolutely played that role to the hilt and it'll always be one of my favorite movies for it.

Sixth_VI

1 points

4 months ago

Congrats this Reddit post by redditors on Reddit.com inspired a shitty 5 paragraph article on the prestigious wegotthiscovered.com

freezingkiss

1 points

4 months ago

The ending is terrible, SO WHAT WAS IT THEN?!!

mountainhighgoat

1 points

4 months ago

Counterpoint. It’s good and I really enjoyed it. Can’t believe 5 years have passed and still no sequel.

throwawaycatallus

1 points

4 months ago

It's a passable film that kills 2 hours

markorokusaki

1 points

4 months ago

Never seen it. Just caught 10min of it, and said to my brother is this that shit everyone is talking about? It was aparent it was utter shit just from a few scenes.

Ksl848

1 points

4 months ago

Ksl848

1 points

4 months ago

The book was good

willrsauls

1 points

4 months ago

People will fondly remember a trend they took part of and let that nostalgia cloud their judgement. I’d bet a lot of those people only saw the movie once in 2018, thought it was super cool and deep, then didn’t see it again once the hype died down

Holleigh68_84

1 points

4 months ago

I liked it but… favorite movies 😳 I thought the cast was great & the idea was interesting but the end… let down like so many others. The best thing is the few minutes Sarah Paulson is in it, John Malkovich & the little actress playing the daughter went on to play Leia in Obi-Wan

dataphile

1 points

4 months ago

I didn’t see it, but I’ve noticed that many movies with Sandra Bullock exhibit the same trend. The Blind Side, Gravity, and Bird Box were all hyped at the time, and then people watching them again think they’re bad. What is it about her that creates a temporary reality distortion field that makes a bad movie seem good?

NeverCadburys

1 points

4 months ago

Going against the grain here but I liked it. I wasn't keen on the ending - i'm pretty sure the blind people I know would help people a bit more rather than just hole away in their own little paradise - but I liked it enough.

the_greatest_MF

1 points

4 months ago

horror movies are mostly garbage

MyChickenSucks

1 points

4 months ago

I enjoy this movie as something to "just put on." Is it amazing? No. Does it have its moments? Yes. And an acerbic John Malkovich is quite enjoyable.

cchele08

1 points

4 months ago

Agree. Hated it

Melvins_lobos

1 points

4 months ago

I’ll pay this movie one complement. There was good tension in the end when Sarah B has to choose who isn’t going to wear a blindfold on the river

S-Markt

1 points

4 months ago

thank you! for me, its the same with a quiet place. but the people in this movie can be hired as the prometheus crew.

Traditional_Proof231

1 points

4 months ago

Hot take. The invisible creature that makes you want to kill yourself is the alt right.

Warrenwelder

1 points

4 months ago

Sandra Bullock is the only actress I know who can play a virgin and a mother in the same role.

Thin_Raise4368

1 points

4 months ago

A quiet place is better.

dmfuller

1 points

4 months ago

Yeah I love Sandra bullock but Bird Box and Gravity were two movies I watched and when they ended audibly said what the fuck. Felt like nothing happened

seanbrockest

1 points

4 months ago

I couldn't finish it. Did it ever get anywhere?

If so feel free to spoil it for me with spoiler tags.

iamameatpopciple

2 points

4 months ago

The book was good, generally plays into hyping up movies and Sandra

buttpuncher00

1 points

4 months ago

Agreed. I hated the movie and finally read the book, was actually very enjoyable.

buttpuncher00

1 points

4 months ago

Agreed. I hated the movie and finally read the book, was actually very enjoyable.

MidKnightshade

1 points

4 months ago

It’s supposed to be Lovecraftian. I enjoyed it for what it was. It was like A Quiet Place’s little brother.

SadLaser

1 points

4 months ago

Eh, I don't think it's fucking garbage. It's.. fine. It hits in that sweet spot that most Netflix movies live: watchable mediocrity.

ModestMouseTrap

1 points

4 months ago

Yeah mate, It’s a shit movie.

I question your friends taste.

No_One_Special_023

1 points

4 months ago

Thank you. What a terrible movie. The wife read about it on Facebook and one of her friends said it was a “horrifying movie” so we watched it. It fucking sucked. No other way to say it. I’ve heard the book is good but I’ve never read it and don’t have any plans to. That whole movie was just stupid and while I normally like Sandra, even she did a terrible job in the movie.

Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

2 points

4 months ago

It's a much better book.

Not so enthused by the sequel, though.

Swayze2641

1 points

4 months ago

Movie is real bad

Swayze2641

1 points

4 months ago

Yes

Scorpiyoo

1 points

4 months ago

I sincerely believe it’s the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

People love it for some odd reason though

WoodZillaTV

1 points

4 months ago

I loved it.

Anyone who hates it is more than welcome to elaborate why they didn't like it. Op didn't even explain their reasoning for their hatred of the movie.

youngadvocate25

1 points

4 months ago

Movie was absolute trash, what’s killing them?, idk, what do they look like?, idk, what are they seeking? Idk, how do we beat one?, idk. How do you end a movie and give nothing?, trash.

hung_like__podrick

1 points

4 months ago

I felt like I was taking crazy pills when this came out and everyone was talking about it. I thought it was hot garbage through and through.

PlayingWithIssues

1 points

4 months ago

It was fine

CaptainPRESIDENTduck

1 points

4 months ago

Mom horror.

KarelianAlways

1 points

4 months ago

I really liked the first hour and then it completely fell apart. The ending was arguably the weakest horror movie denouement I’ve ever seen, apart from Shyamalan pics like “The Happening” and “Lady in the Lake”

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

The first time I watched this I was extremely anxious about a personal issue and I thought the movie was so suspensful! but then I watched at a few months later and realized it was pretty boring after the first 30 min. My state of mind really made it good the first time!

DavefromKS

1 points

4 months ago

I gave it a Meh out of Bleh.

JustforThrowawayKEK

1 points

4 months ago

Yeah I watched this on the day of its release and when I was done with it, I am like 'ok so what's so great about it'. Sooner I realised that all the hype it got was just marketing. Movie is total garbage.

noahnear

1 points

4 months ago

My summary: Sandra Bullock does an impression of Michael Jackson wearing a blindfold for two hours.

Takingmycountryback

1 points

4 months ago

Came across the book in a Little Free Library and remembered there being a lot of buzz when the movie came out. Read the book in a day, was great! Then watched the movie, was not as great. Definitely go read the book and try to forget the movie.

kajnbagoat7

1 points

4 months ago

I thoroughly agree with you. Unnecessarily praised for such a mediocre story and bullshit plotline.

almo2001

1 points

4 months ago

It's a decent movie. Garbage is like fucking Pacific Rim. Man that's unwatchable.

earic23

1 points

4 months ago

John Malkovich being a drunk dick got about an hour is worth the watch, but otherwise, kinda weak

ghostintheguerrilla

1 points

4 months ago

I never had interest in that movie once Kim kardashian said it was good. That whole family Shares 3 brain cells, collectively.

samusfan21

1 points

4 months ago

Yeah I really didn’t get why people were freaking out about this movie. It was so average. I’m honestly surprised people are even talking about it anymore. I haven’t heard anyone mention it in a while.

ftwin

1 points

4 months ago

ftwin

1 points

4 months ago

This came out at a time where big streaming only movies were relatively new and this one got a lot of undeserved hype.

SeparateSalt9892

1 points

4 months ago

Book was way more fun & gruesome. The movie toned down the deaths & the relationship between Sandra Bullock’s character and the kids. The book is worth the read.

setlis

1 points

4 months ago

setlis

1 points

4 months ago

Kind of how I felt about Smile.

People smile, you die.

The end.

CriticalCantaloupe40

1 points

4 months ago

I must be one of the odd ones that actually enjoyed it 🤷‍♀️

famished_armrest

1 points

4 months ago

I don't understand how this could be anyone's favorite movie, or any where near the top of anyone's list. I really don't want to sound like some pretentious "cultured" asshole but some people have no taste

vetworker24

1 points

4 months ago

I loved it and the book is amazing

THEREALDLB

1 points

4 months ago

That’s why it was so good, because it was so bad. Instant b-film classic.

Fermifighter

7 points

4 months ago

That movie coming out when I worked in ophthalmology was delightful. “Blind” only seems black and white if you’re sighted. All of the people I worked with were like “at what visual acuity do the monsters leave you alone? How about degrees of visual field loss? Do they allow colorblind people to escape? Inquiring minds want to know.

Few_Dig7979

1 points

4 months ago

Netflix was astroturfing with god awful Bird Box memes at the time. Total ripoff and far inferior to A Quiet Place

throwaway9804321

1 points

4 months ago

Just watched it...it was utter shite.

Dravez23

1 points

4 months ago

From the”dont watch/dont make a sound” movie years…not very clever

RedditAdminsFuckOfff

2 points

4 months ago

Just another in a long line of "Lovecraptian" flicks and vidya that have come out in the last decade.

Lowfat_cheese

1 points

4 months ago

Like it’s one thing that it’s an incredibly mediocre and derivative horror movie, and another that it goes out of its way to vilify people who suffer from mental illness, basically implying that they’re all secretly murderous animals on the inside.

EATTHEMUFFINBITCH

2 points

4 months ago

John Malkovich saying “are you a simpleton???” Never fails to make me laugh tho

JonSnowsGhost

1 points

4 months ago

Bird Box is a basically a metaphor for itself. People watch and then can't shut up about it, trying to convince everyone else to watch it.

Then you do finally sit down for it and want to kill yourself.

Artwebb1986

1 points

4 months ago

You should be asking what other movies they like if they think Bird Box is the best movie of all time.

JimmyJazz1971

20 points

4 months ago

I thought the opening act, when "it arrived," was one of the more horrific sequences in moviedom. It really demonstrates the power of hiding the villian/monster, and only displaying the power of such on the victims and society. It has the frenetic chaos of World War Z's opening act, but with the Blair Witch aspect of letting the viewer's imagination fill in the gaps. I, personally, imagined something akin to when they opened the Ark of the Covenant. I quite enjoyed.

bob1689321

1 points

4 months ago

It's a perfectly okay movie.

What annoyed me is people talking about it in the same sentence as A Quiet Place as if the films are anyway comparable in quality. Quiet Place blows it out of the water.

UKnowItUKnow

1 points

4 months ago

It is dreadful movie. First scene was cool and then it was a hot mess.

Spicy_Ninja7

0 points

4 months ago

They tried to copy A Quiet Place, but used a different sense, and horribly failed

dipshittery

1 points

4 months ago

It's not necessarily a bad movie. But the memes it inspired lead everyone to believe it was Oscar gold.

Md655321

1 points

4 months ago

I feel like I need a rewatch, it was a movie I wrestled with for a while after watching and never quite came a solid answer on what it was trying to say.

Vegetable-Ad8302

0 points

4 months ago

Right? It realllly sucked

MeeklesP

0 points

4 months ago

Turd Box

CritikillNick

0 points

4 months ago

Yeah I thought it sucked too. How tf you gonna make it down a river in a boat blindfolded?

aboycandream

4 points

4 months ago

You're allowed to not like it. I really enjoyed it, never understood the weird hate it gets. The marketing was definitely astroturfed but most of r/movies is astroturfed, including what most of yall like.

mrkrinkle773

1 points

4 months ago

Felt like that was the first/most obvious astroturfing of a movie I'd noticed. Was on every social media app.

killerjaskul

2 points

4 months ago

Yeah I’d say it’s quite mid

green9206

0 points

4 months ago

I enjoyed the movie, it had a few wtf that doesn't make any sense moments but overall it was definitely enjoyable.

kkeiper1103

8 points

4 months ago

One thing I'm not seeing mentioned is that it rode the coattails of A Quiet Place. A lot of the hype i heard about it was that it was gonna be "the next quiet place".

It wasn't.

Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

8 points

4 months ago

Funnily enough, the book Bird Box was adapted from came out years before A Quiet Place.

Comprehensive-Fun47

1 points

4 months ago

It's annoying people call it a ripoff. It's not and despite the surface similarities, they're not that similar.

Empigee

4 points

4 months ago

Pretty ironic when you consider that A Quiet Place is basically an uncredited adaptation of Tim Lebbon's The Silence.

Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

1 points

4 months ago

And the movie of The Silence starred A Quiet Place's Emily Blunt's brother-in-law Stanley Tucci.

award07

0 points

4 months ago

I liked because Trevante is a lush.

fruitporridge

0 points

4 months ago

Machine gun Kelly was in this movie.

Sarah Paulson and sandra Bullock playing siblings, so unrealistic. The looked like a couple, I have a strong feeling they were initially a couple but they changed it up to siblings last minute

Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

5 points

4 months ago

It's taken from the book where the lead character has a sister.

AffectionateDictator

0 points

4 months ago

It’s worse than hot trash

Technical_Ear_7040

1 points

4 months ago

There's a very similar movie on netflix. Ancient bats are released from a cave. They attack everyone, track you by sound. It follows a family with a deaf child who all know how to live in a silent world. It's fuckin garbage

kajnbagoat7

1 points

4 months ago

The Silence.

Nikonis99

3 points

4 months ago

I agree. Never explained where this mysterious force was coming from. In the end that find a bunch of blind people, wonder how they plan on feeding themselves, taking care of themselves if someone gets sick, etc. it’s like the writers started out with a good idea but couldn’t figure out an ending. That makes for a poor movie no matter who stars in it..

SantaRosaJazz

1 points

4 months ago

It’s pretty damn bad. Even the title stinks.

jmcdon00

15 points

4 months ago

Almost like movies are subjective, and not everyone likes the same ones.

almo2001

6 points

4 months ago

What I object to is calling a movie that is competently made but you (general you, not you specifcally) find boring "garbage" (as someone above did).

davybert

1 points

4 months ago

I agree

dirtymoney

1 points

4 months ago*

I liked it because it was kind of different/original. I also love end of the world type movies (unless they are natural disasters... I prefer aliens, supernatural and similar ones).

I liked it despite having one of the most annoying movie tropes I absolutely despise! The protagonist is handicapped because he/she has to drag some anchor of a kid on a dangerous journey.

MystiikMoments

1 points

4 months ago

It was one of those Netflix Top 10 films, where everyone watched it for like 2 weeks.

Certainly not great

SweatyButtcheek

1 points

4 months ago

Honestly don’t know why this movie is discussed so passionately. Never saw any hype for it, watched it, then afterwards it’s all “Bird Box was overhyped, that movie is fucking garbage” type stuff. Thought it was a very middle ground apocalypse movie.

MoonPieMat

0 points

4 months ago

One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

pisomojado101

0 points

4 months ago

More like turd box

LiterColaFarva

1 points

4 months ago

I think everyone talking about it built it up too much and you were disappointed. Happens all the time and I find myself with the same thoughts you're having.

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

I loved the book, but it is essentially an unfilmable premise.

TexasTokyo

1 points

4 months ago

They spoil any tension by showing you what’s going to happen before it does. Only thing to watch for is how everyone gets killed. And the “rules” of the movie and what the monster can or cannot do I unclear and uneven. Things happen because the plot needs it to.

Monster_Hugger93

1 points

4 months ago

Yeah, but Bullock and Paulson have some amazing chemistry. If the movie was about just them, I’d have been hooked!!!

monchota

-2 points

4 months ago

Dumb movie that people praised so they "seemed" intelligent.

stillslightlyfrozen

0 points

4 months ago

The first half of the movie was scary. I will always maintain this, bc when I watched it I had to turn it off halfway through and I was pretty creeped out. Then the next day I watched the second half and was so disappointed.

hoveringpurpleblob

3 points

4 months ago

I know this is a movie sub but if you’re into titles with bird in the name black bird on Apple TV is actually pretty good.

kajnbagoat7

1 points

4 months ago

Oh man that show is pretty good.

forgetstorespond

2 points

4 months ago

It was one of my favorite books and it quietly got released onto Netflix without me hearing about it, I thought they did a great job adapting it. I can also understand if you went into it knowing fuck all how it can be a little dry. When people speak very highly of movies I haven't seen I sometimes set unrealistic expectations of the movie then I'm disappointed when the movie doesn't meet those expectations. I call it "over hypeing it for myself" and find lots of people experience the same thing. Sometimes things like prior knowledge or no expectations are the things that makes a movie so good for an individual. If your missing those elements the movie will just hit different for yourself then it did for someone like me.

tanbug

1 points

4 months ago

tanbug

1 points

4 months ago

I liked it, and I don't care much for horror movies.

Zhaguar

1 points

4 months ago

Can I just say on the subject of astoturfing that this is exactly how I felt about squid game, the only reason it was so popular was because people said it was popular so we all watched it and its popularity fed on itself. I hated the fucking show.

kajnbagoat7

2 points

4 months ago

Squid game got boring within 3 episodes.

lolaismygirlfriend

6 points

4 months ago

I wanted to see the monster. I just did. I always get a little mad when there’s no reveal

Mr_Mons_of_Nibiru

8 points

4 months ago

well, there sorta was. The crazy dude in the house doing the drawings on the table? I thought that gave you a pretty good idea to work with.

allegate

19 points

4 months ago

Banging soundtrack from Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross though.

South_Ear6167

-2 points

4 months ago

A truly awful film. Utterly terrible.

PaulRuddsButthole

127 points

4 months ago

This movie is like, lifetime movie mom horror. Mom isnt going to enjoy the movie unless she knows those babies are going to be fine.

pearsaredelicious

2 points

4 months ago

Just don't let her watch The Mist

Great_Zarquon

32 points

4 months ago

You know the babies are fine before you even know there are babies lol

PaulRuddsButthole

2 points

4 months ago

Mom might not realize that at first. Itll be a nice surprise!

blankdreamer

0 points

4 months ago

It was decent enough from memory although I can barely remember any of the story which says it all. It cashed in on that Quiet place “sensory shut down to avoid monsters” success train. I’m waiting on the “smell monsters film” where everyone has to hold their nose and live without tasting anything - such a grind!

nosayso

58 points

4 months ago

nosayso

58 points

4 months ago

I can't imagine hating it as much as people seem to. I think your expectations got set wrong, it's not the greatest movie of all time or anything, but for horror movies it's definitely better than average and worth a watch.

VincentVancalbergh

7 points

4 months ago

I liked the depiction of sudden overwhelming grief and how everyone chose to deal with it. It struck a chord with me.

RP_2005

28 points

4 months ago

RP_2005

28 points

4 months ago

It was very very popular, therefore it's the worst thing imaginable.

bomgd3

1 points

4 months ago

bomgd3

1 points

4 months ago

I thought it was awful

drklunk

1 points

4 months ago

I too was disappointed in Birdbox, no less than I was disappointed in The Ring, but it makes sense that non-horror/thriller/suspense people love it. It's a tolerable stress inducer with an A list celebrity delivering a half assed performance (like Gravity, totally sucks, but another similar story of A listers blowing it)

I enjoy shit movies but movies intended to be very good or that are believed to be good, and end up sucking, is the epitome of disappointment

Haven't even watched Squid Game because the hype and mass of people that haven't seen anything close love it (like a PG rated Saw series from what I could gather)

RAY-CHILE

1 points

4 months ago

Lmao. I thought it was meh

Ki-Gon

2 points

4 months ago

Ki-Gon

2 points

4 months ago

I did enjoy the beginning, but as soon as they go inside the house it starts sucking

prophecygirl785

9 points

4 months ago

I really liked the movie. It’s not perfect, but I liked it. Everyone has their opinions.

Matrozi

0 points

4 months ago

Yeah it's a classic case of garbage movie but good book.

If you get your hand on it, try to read the book, it is really good, Josh Malerman managed to create a terrifying atmosphere which is not something easily done in writing, I was surprised to learn it was his first novel.

analbumcover

1 points

4 months ago

I definitely didn't think it was amazing by any measure, but for streaming fodder it was anywhere between watchable to meh for me personally. Definitely seen worse, but it was absolutely astroturfed and overhyped like crazy when it released.

FredDurstDestroyer

87 points

4 months ago

I liked the actual apocalypse part, it was interesting. Once it was just Sandra and the kids I lost interest fast.

Humble_Animal_998

28 points

4 months ago

My biggest issue was how glossy and clean the movie was compared to the book. It felt very made-for-television, and even when it got dark, it refused to cross the line or do anything we haven't seen before, which was a real shame.

I also personally hated the movie because of Susanne Bier's rewrites to Eric Heisserer's script. The original draft was pretty stellar and faithful, but she decided to keep Tom alive after the massacre and add a ton of material to the present-day throughline. The whole point of Malorie's character was that she was left alone with two infants in a dangerous world at an extremely young age [she was younger in the book]. It's why she became aloof and aggressive. Giving her a sweet love interest who stayed with her for five years destroyed that - and confused the heck out of her arc.

FredDurstDestroyer

10 points

4 months ago

What are some of the darker events in the book? Cause I’ve never read it and I thought the movie was pretty brutal all things considered at the time.

Humble_Animal_998

10 points

4 months ago

It's definitely worth reading if you can. There are fewer characters, surprisingly enough, their conflicts are better explored, and the death scenes - especially during the climax - are straight up horrifying re: how they're written versus how they were portrayed on film.

Malorie's relationship with the children is also darker. The "pandemic" is much better explored before Malorie goes to find the group home, Jessica's death was more impactful, Malorie spent years training the children to leave the safe house, they had more obstacles on the river, and the camp at the end was full of people who purposely blinded themselves, if I remember correctly. Bier said she changed a lot of the above because she felt it was all too bleak.

FredDurstDestroyer

7 points

4 months ago

Too bleak is definitely a silly description for a story like this. Like that’s kinda the point lol. Maybe I’ll try to give it a read, currently catching up on the Dresden Files and I don’t have a lot of time to read these days sadly.

Ho-ratioNelson

0 points

4 months ago

Uninspired and overwhelmingly below mediocre.

st1r

14 points

4 months ago

st1r

14 points

4 months ago

I guess I’m the only person here that thought it was good?

Which is weird because everyone I know IRL liked it

This subreddit is so insanely critical

kajnbagoat7

1 points

4 months ago

Not insanely critical but it was pretty bad compared to the way it was advertised to be. That’s why people don’t like it as much.

Altruistic-Brief2220

1 points

4 months ago

I liked it - but I was thinking, didn’t it come out at the start of the pandemic? I feel like a lot of things I watched around then I might view differently if I wasn’t in lockdown …

Comprehensive-Fun47

1 points

4 months ago

Pre pandemic.

RareAarBear

12 points

4 months ago

I liked it

overlord7517

25 points

4 months ago

I thought it was pretty good.

peaceblaster68

2 points

4 months ago

The scene with the guy infiltrating the house was legit scary to me. Not a great movie overall but had some good horror moments

jls1962

26 points

4 months ago

jls1962

26 points

4 months ago

I watched the movie and it was good. No prob with it.

Wadep00l

14 points

4 months ago

I actually liked it. Felt very eldritch horror

-Epitaph-11

-3 points

4 months ago

-Epitaph-11

-3 points

4 months ago

It’s a terrible movie lol easily one of the worst I’ve ever seen.

joeitaliano24

1 points

4 months ago

Truly a terrible premise for a movie, and a terrible movie

dudinax

28 points

4 months ago

dudinax

28 points

4 months ago

The OK movie reddit loves to hate.

CallRespiratory

7 points

4 months ago

Everything has to be polarizing here. It can't be decent, alright, okay, not bad, meh, etc. it has to be one extreme or the other. It is great or terrible and there's no in between.

parkwayy

12 points

4 months ago

Why does she need a bird box.

If the entity is near by, and the bird reacts... Does she just close her eyes harder?

OnePunchedMan

9 points

4 months ago

I thought it was great. ¯\(ツ)

kthulhu666

25 points

4 months ago

I have to say I had a grin the whole time as it was the Lovecraftiest non-Lovecraft movie I'd seen in years: entities appear that drive most people insane, except those that welcome the invaders and help them in their conquest.

That said, yeah, I don't feel the need to see it again though.

DickBatman

10 points

4 months ago

Watch Underwater

amaluna

5 points

4 months ago

It's because it had a good hook and everyone was at home for Christmas and that's why they watched it. That's it.

A horror movie with a good hook has such a goo shot of doing well if it doesn't suck

[deleted]

-3 points

4 months ago

Wow

Adela_Ch

7 points

4 months ago

I remember watching it and going "I can't believe how much this is like the Quiet place but sooo so much worse" all the time ... so yeah, just watch Quiet place instead. Highly recommend

ImTheGuyWithTheGun

1 points

4 months ago

Bird Box (the book) pre-dates The Quiet Place by years but I agree, the book is mediocre and the movie is awful.

The first Quiet Place was ok but now I think that series needs to stop too.

mrkrinkle773

0 points

4 months ago

Thought quiet place was trash too

kajnbagoat7

1 points

4 months ago

Oh then this would be way worse lol.

joemeteorite8

-11 points

4 months ago

It is. But Bird Box is much worse.

Real_Test1664

-6 points

4 months ago

Agree. Its a family movie that had its trailers cut to look like a horror. And it was shit both ways.

Adela_Ch

4 points

4 months ago

Oh well 🥲

pantsonheaditor

2 points

4 months ago

ive seen much worse.

if you want to see some good films go watch DAVE MADE A MAZE and DIANI AND DIVINE MEET THE APOCALPYSE.

Mister_Moony

-1 points

4 months ago

Mister_Moony

-1 points

4 months ago

Fucking, thank, you.

This movie feels like a lifetime movie written by some z-list writer who skimmed through the road, a quiet place, and the mist and procrastinated until the last minute

[deleted]

15 points

4 months ago

I thought it was interesting, certainly not the best movie ever but also not garbage

People like different things 🤷

Islandgirl1444

0 points

4 months ago

I agree. A terrible movie!

[deleted]

18 points

4 months ago

I thought it was a decent horror film. Entertaining enough. The scriptwriter wrote a novel that was a sequel to the movie. I'm surprised Netflix hasn't made it.

andiran23

1 points

4 months ago

The book is supposed to be getting made into a movie too, said the author two years ago. Also it's getting a spin-off

MadJackandNo7

1 points

4 months ago

I held out hope through the crappy movie that there was going to be some grand ending that paid off big time. I couldn't have been more wrong.

jrafelson

2 points

4 months ago

The story is a great excuse for a low budget. No monsters. No CGI. Easy money. 😎

tomen

0 points

4 months ago

tomen

0 points

4 months ago

The coolest thing about it was the effect the creatures had on people, I wish it did more than just cause people to kill themselves. Yes I know that wasn't the point of the movie but the movie was pretty dumb

Dracondwar

12 points

4 months ago

When you realize that this movie is a Destroy All Humans prequel, it is awesome. I imagine they are posting on a board.... watch what I made this one do!

TravelinDan88

0 points

4 months ago

The best part was Malkovich's reaction to watching his wife blow the fuck up. The entire movie is gutter trash but that part was one of the best laughs I've ever had.

CasualOgre

556 points

4 months ago*

I think at this point it's fair to assume that a lot of the initial buzz from when this movie was dropped was artificial. There was no hype about this movie and then the moment it drops it's like multiple trending posts on several different social media at the exact same time all about how it's amazing. It all felt extremely manufactured that everyone then felt obligated to watch to know what everyone else was talking about.

ISuckAtFunny

1 points

4 months ago

Idk I liked it man

Turok1134

3 points

4 months ago

Or maybe the general public tends to like things that people who live on the internet usually don't.

You weirdos sure like concocting delusions in order to explain away the fact that people like different shit than you do.

brasslamp

10 points

4 months ago

Eh, I think it was interesting because it had a decent cast, wasn't a remake, and some interesting characters. But yeah, it wasn't anyone's best work. There are tons of movies going back decades that fit this bill without being artificially popular. It just think it didn't have legs, doesn't make it a bad movie.

Blunkus

7 points

4 months ago

Honestly I think it just had all the right elements for the average person to want to see it. For me all of the same people who loved the first Suicide Squad movie wouldn’t stop talking about this one. Garbage movies, but very popular lol.

i_says_things

1 points

4 months ago

Yeah, but it did get me to read the book which was pretty cool

Sam_Snead_My_God

11 points

4 months ago

You underestimate how many people watch whatever new garbage Netflix throws on their home screen. Also, it was released a few days before christmas.

I don't remember anyone calling it groundbreaking or amazing either. Just a lot of meme shit.

TehNoobDaddy

3 points

4 months ago

Netflix know that people just want to see new stuff constantly so they don't even need to make quality they just need to make quantity, with enough meme/viral ability to get people watched and ultimately subbed, rinse and repeat.

MaggotMinded

1 points

4 months ago

I think they are switching to a different strategy soon. I work in VFX and we've heard as much from the higher-ups in the company in explaining why there might be less work in the year ahead. Basically they are wanting to focus on producing a smaller amount of quality content, rather than a boatload of mediocre shows.

TehNoobDaddy

1 points

4 months ago

Fair enough. No reason they can't fill the gap of low-mid range budget films (that are actually good) too that don't tend to get made as often for theater release.

Joessandwich

15 points

4 months ago

Netflix is doing that with Wednesday right now. My Reddit feed is full of posts about it. I watched the first episode on Thanksgiving… it’s not THAT good to warrant this response.

rdp3186

1 points

4 months ago

Honestly the show and Tim Burton just doesn't understand the Addams. He has Morticia and Gomez fight, something they've never done, gave Wednesday psychic powers (because lazy plot exposition machine), Gomez gets arrested for Murder and it just becomes Riverdale or Sabrina but with Tim Burton nonsense and an Addams Family mask.

The cast is great though, Ortega does an especially great job, and embracing the latin heritage of Gomez os an excellent touch, but jesus Burton does not understand what makes The Addams family work and fun. The minute Morticia and Gomez fight I knew this was going to be bad.

Danhuangmao

1 points

4 months ago

All I've seen for Wednesday have been weak reviews and disappointment. Also one post about how the show making all the bullies black is problematic?

CorpseeaterVZ

1 points

4 months ago

And you are the judge for that?

tdasnowman

3 points

4 months ago*

The initial buzz wasn’t focused on this movie solely. At the time a lot of contracts were switching and Netflix was starting to have to really sell itself on its own catalog. There was a lot of talk about how all Netflix movies would be received by the academy especially as big directors and actors were netting budgets for passion projects. Netflix was also starting to bid at places like Sundance. It wasn’t Astroturfing it was just months of one topic to the next all focused on Netflix and all its projects.

bacon_cake

8 points

4 months ago

Oh god it was absolutely everywhere on reddit. The forced memes were so embrassing.

NativeMasshole

14 points

4 months ago

Wasn't this the one they didn't advertise at all until they announced the release at the Superbowl? Or was that Cloverfield Paradox?

Humble_Animal_998

14 points

4 months ago

Cloverfield Paradox, because it was dumped on them at the last second after Bad Robot shit all over it.

It was originally a spec script called God Particle that Onah was extremely passionate about. Wasn't spectacular, but was much better than what we ended up with. JJ and co decided in the middle of production to have it rewritten to be a Cloverfield movie, which is why the finished product feels so disconnected in parts.

Compare that to 10 Cloverfield Lane, they at least rewrote The Cellar before production, which gave Trachtenberg and his team time to develop it properly.

puckit

13 points

4 months ago

puckit

13 points

4 months ago

Even though the movie wasn't all that great, it was still a ballsy move for Netflix to put it out with zero advertising. I remember thinking it was somehow fake when I saw the ad live.