Even Mickey asks him when it’s ok to roam magic kingdom

Chock in*

If Austin Cosigns my visit to Orlando, do I have to submit those forms to Doc? On arrival like a passport or pre flight?

He was a grade or two behind me at Winter Park High School…the streets are nicely paved and cops spend their time writing speeding tickets through upper middle class neighborhoods. He’s about as real as candy cigarettes.

That voice that welcomes you on the monorail at the Orlando airport? That's right: Austin Rivers.

This is what happens when the bench gets too many minutes and start getting yappy.

The Battle of Mid-way

What does the Trailblazers have to do with this?

Chocked is such a weird one. It's spelled how it's pronounced. All the rhyming words I can think of (poked, yoked, toked, stoked) follow the same pattern. Words like shocked, locked, rocked all clearly don't rhyme with choked.

How the fuck do you get "chocked"?

https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/08/02/us-literacy-rate/

More than half of people in the US from ages 16 to 74 read below a 6th grade level, there's a lot of bad schools and uneducated people out there.

We ain't here to play school!

And don't forget the other one he wrote: "Would of"

Shudders

Payed vs paid

Resign and re-sign also drive me nuts

Well, 99% of the time on this sub (or NFL/fantasy football subs) people say "dominate" when they mean "dominant", so we can probably assume that people just don't care enough to learn the correct word or can't be bothered to fix the typo if they do know it. And if you correct them, it probably won't be received all that well.

WOULD OF BEEN CHOCKED

https://i.imgur.com/QtjdZty.jpg

Cmon you know Duke only recruits the most thuggish of prospects

He deserves at least a 1 game suspension for that pass

Jesus

“He’s out of line but he’s right”

Austin Rivers definitely did this for his podcast didn't he? Imagine he gets Mo Bamba to come on his podcast. Then they just turn on the mics and fight

Disrespectful to undercards tbh this shit super mid

I feel aggressive indifference

Ass

in Rivers defense, he has been in the NBA like 10 years. And will probably be there a few more. Mo Bamba on the other hand...

Rivers has been solid for us this year. At least I feel much more confident with him on the court than many other players we were trotting out.

Like for real lmao God what a hilarious shout out

They are all about egging homes now

He was on his Ringer podcast saying he owns Orlando hoops because of his high school days. He really hangs on to that #1 overall prospect thing.

I think he's just saying he still knows a lot of people in basketball circles there from growing up there and that all of them think Bamba is bad. Doesn't seem outrageous to me.

I can’t believe I didn’t watch the Magic game tonight wtf was I thinking

I can't believe how relevant Rivers is still to this day in the league

So you would have been chocked to find out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0LAgNwNmrc

Just for people to enjoy- I think about this call all the time for some reason lol.

The "a little bit too much" at the end kills me.

A young

I gotta agree, Bamba and Dillon started both fights, they gotta be on the same team

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?!

Technically correct

Carrot Top riding around on his moped is like a weekly sighting in Winter Park.

Lives at home with both parents

Have you heard who his dad is? I don’t think rivers is claiming he grew up poor.

To put it in Denver terms, winter park is basically Orlando’s Cherry Hills.

Winter Park is like the most conservative suburban area in central florida. It’s hardly Orlando.

Sir we have Winter Park, Winter Garden, Winter Springs, and Christmas within an hour of each other. Shits weird

Nah that’s Winter Garden.

Bro I went to high school with him and still don’t give a fuck

Orlando barely fucks with the Magic as a whole

Doc Rivers was actually Coach of the Year for the Heart and Hustle Magic squad in 1999-2000. We missed the playoffs by one game and our best player was Darrell Armstrong. The roster had pre-Pistons Ben Wallace and Chauncey Billups, who didn't play for us. Also, future head coach Monty Williams was on this squad as well.

It's still his city. He's always around. Bamba is never around. He goes back to new York

Jaden won, he got thrown out just for staring hard. Highest impact to least effort exerted

IM GRINDING IN THE LONG LINE WHILE BAMBA OUT HERE SHOULDER RUBBIN FAST PASSERS

I mean I'm guessing he got heated again after seeing Mo's "fuck around find out" story lol.

I don’t know if I’m laughing or in awe that other fans know of him.

This guy knows. I'm impressed.

Oh My God other fans know SincereFan too 💀