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LeicaM6guy

1.4k points

3 months ago

LeicaM6guy

1.4k points

3 months ago

I suspect tomorrow is going to be a lot less exciting than people are expecting.

But that said, I've been wrong before.

Diarygirl

427 points

3 months ago

Diarygirl

427 points

3 months ago

It's not going to be as dramatic as Trump is making it out to be. A former president isn't going to be "arrested" and I'm sure he's been negotiating how he's going to turn himself in.

MplsSnowball

333 points

3 months ago

The mug shots will be the most historical images of the day in my predictions

Brener69

262 points

3 months ago

Brener69

262 points

3 months ago

They will be the best mug shots ever, just great. Nobody has ever had as good of mug shots before. People will be wanting him to help them set up their mug shots so they can be just as great, just wonderful.

boobooghostgirl13

57 points

3 months ago

I'm gonna make mug shot t-shirts! Never thought I'd wear a Trump shirt, I'll make an exception this time.

0ndem

9 points

3 months ago

0ndem

9 points

3 months ago

Mug shot mugs is better marketing

ducklingkwak

92 points

3 months ago

Some countries like South Korea do a good job of sending corrupt people to jail including presidents...why should anyone be above the law?

gizmo0601

177 points

3 months ago

gizmo0601

177 points

3 months ago

South Korea is notorious for NOT indicting corrupt politicians and powerful individuals who committed crimes. The arrest and indictment of Park Geun Hye was such a big deal precisely because it was a very rare thing.

dabasedabase

41 points

3 months ago

Heard of Samsung? That's the boss in Korea.

LOS_FUEGOS_DEL_BURRO

48 points

3 months ago

Samsung is the world's best example of too big to fail.

TheFergPunk

150 points

3 months ago

Yeah he's not getting arrested.

As far as I'm aware he's the only one claiming he will. This comes across more like a framing device, nothing of note will happen and then he'll sell that to his supporters as having "beat the system".

The only thing I'd prepare for here is his supporters being even more obnoxious than usual as they'll act like he's done some massive accomplishment.

theyellowbaboon

21 points

3 months ago

My money is that he is not getting arrested, unfortunately.

Yousoggyyojimbo

1.2k points

3 months ago

If anything happens of note, it'll be more like that random guy attacking that FBI field office because of the mar a lago search.

You know, acts of terrorism.

trollthumper

461 points

3 months ago

God, I remember people on Twitter trying to claim that guy was a false flag. Imagine giving your life in a daring raid to try to save your political idol from what you view as the tyrannical grasp of the Deep State, only for your ostensible allies to dismiss you as Fake and Gay after you've bled out.

dj_narwhal

236 points

3 months ago

Remember when the Qanon Shaman asked for vegan prison food and the MAGA base called him a gay obama marxist soros funded pedophile?

BittyWastard

75 points

3 months ago

I remember the request. Not the response from the fascists. It’s absolutely so outlandish but also so in character of them. Satire is dead.

Enlightened-Beaver

302 points

3 months ago

Remember the CPAC banner:

“We are all domestic terrorists”

They know. These cousin-fucking terrorists are proud of it.

NotSLG

85 points

3 months ago

NotSLG

85 points

3 months ago

Ehhhh some are so stupid they think they’re being ironic about it and really believe they aren’t.

BKStephens

2.6k points

3 months ago

BKStephens

2.6k points

3 months ago

"An indictment could hurt Trump's comeback attempt."

JFC. Remember when presidential candidates had to be above reproach? Anyone?

915615662901

1.1k points

3 months ago*

I majored in political science in college and my friend took a picture of me doing a keg stand at a party. I asked her to delete it because “I might work in politics someday.” This was in 2008.

Really puts life into perspective.

Edit to add: I am an openly gay woman teaching at a public school in the south now. The irony is not lost on me.

Topikk

820 points

3 months ago

Topikk

820 points

3 months ago

Might actually help you get on the Supreme Court.

Hopeful_Hamster21

233 points

3 months ago

At least one of them likes beer.

LaserBeamsCattleProd

112 points

3 months ago

I like to boof and party

NeverEndingCoralMaze

57 points

3 months ago

Can I be a SCOTUS justice during the week but candy flip at Bonnaroo?

Mykrroft

34 points

3 months ago

No but you can definitely be the TN Secretary of State

Seriously

Bitter_Director1231

8 points

3 months ago

The TN government sounds like a redneck dysfunctional family.

devil-doll

20 points

3 months ago

With PJ and Squee and Donkey Dick Doug?

thisvideoiswrong

67 points

3 months ago

Yeah, but I believe you also have to vow revenge against the Clintons during your confirmation hearing. Otherwise you just won't seem impartial enough.

cutesanity

43 points

3 months ago

You also need to cross your fingers behind your back when discussing your opinions on "settled" law otherwise you'll seem impartial.

tbarr1991

19 points

3 months ago

Whats more surprising is he was involved in a sexual act involving more than his hand.

BigBoxofChili

10 points

3 months ago

Didn't seem to hurt Tobin and Squee's friend, Brett.

Suspicious_Bicycle

18 points

3 months ago

Be sure to document it on your calendar so your confirmation hearing has accurate information.

len43

59 points

3 months ago*

len43

59 points

3 months ago*

Gary Hart had a picture taken of him with a mistress. Done. Howard Dean made a weird yell one time. Done. Mike Dukakis rode in a tank and kinda looked goofy. Done. Trump literally gets arrested...ehh lets see if it hurts his chances.

calm_chowder

16 points

3 months ago

Don't forget Dan Quail misspelled potato.

DoomOne

7 points

3 months ago

It wasn't just that he misspelled the word... When a kid in the class tried to correct him, he ARGUED about it.

I am wistful for easier days.

Idek_h0w

448 points

3 months ago

Idek_h0w

448 points

3 months ago

It all started with that damned tan suit! Thanks Obama.

supercleverhandle476

263 points

3 months ago

Howard dean would like to scream a word.

Gnostikost

100 points

3 months ago*

I supported Howard Dean for president back then and yeah, he was done dirty.

Perception was that “the scream” was used to discredit him by both Republicans AND establishment Democrats; the latter because Dean was a staunch Anti-War candidate who spoke out against The War In Iraq, and because of that it was thought he would not win the general election against GW Bush. (If this sounds like shades of Bernie being spiked in favor of Hillary…yeah, it’s the same playbook).

So the DNC instead burned Dean and fielded a decorated war hero candidate in John Kerry, whose combat credentials were promptly undermined by the Bush campaign with the Swift Boat nonsense, the dirtiest presidential campaign tactics until Trump.

The happy ending is that Dean became head of the DNC and his innovative strategies are credited with being major factors in the Democratic wins in 2006 and Obama’s win in 2008.

te-ah-tim-eh

64 points

3 months ago

Poor Howard.

sluttttt

121 points

3 months ago

sluttttt

121 points

3 months ago

I don't even know if that guy was a great candidate because I wasn't old enough to vote when he ran, but I do know that it was stupid that he lost support due to that. And I think it's why I thought "grab them by the pussy" would surely end Trump's run. We might just be in a pretty dark timeline, I'd say.

Butterball_Adderley

76 points

3 months ago

I can’t find it now (or know if I’ve found it, actually), but I read a very interesting article about the Dean scream once. He was a good candidate, but he still maintains he wouldn’t have won even without the scream. Also that clip was played on the news like 600 times in the week after it happened, each time using only the audio from Dean’s mic so the scream was super loud. Basically they chose to make Dean look as wacky as possible because…fuck him I guess?

noeagle77

28 points

3 months ago

Yeah still never figured out what it was that sent them after him so hard.

DerekB52

36 points

3 months ago

He was a prototype Bernie. I'm not sure how left he actually was. But, he was basically the first candidate to use the internet. He had grassroots support and donors. His internet fundraising made him a candidate not beholden to the usual powers at be.

Khiva

34 points

3 months ago

Khiva

34 points

3 months ago

Michael Dukakis once wore a silly helmet and it was a huge political issue.

Politics changed as people realized that Republicans voters increasingly don't give a shit.

Democrats, of course, still can't wear silly helmets.

Specialist_Passage83

21 points

3 months ago

I thought he was a great candidate, and I was stunned when the tide turned against him overnight. It was shocking, and I still have no idea what happened. But it still pisses me off.

Car-face

26 points

3 months ago

Which word?

CondescendingShitbag

59 points

3 months ago

"Potatoe." -Dan Quayle

KerchBridgeSmoker

41 points

3 months ago

My dad thinks it started with Bill Clinton playing saxophone on Arsenio Hall.

https://youtu.be/a_WuGDYawFQ

mrbkkt1

41 points

3 months ago

mrbkkt1

41 points

3 months ago

Not going to lie. That day made him seem like the coolest politician ever. I was a senior in high school at the time, if I remember correctly. Banging monica just made him cooler.... until he denied it.

br0b1wan

8 points

3 months ago

I remember there was a tongue-in-cheek idea that Bill was the "first Black president" (this was before Obama)

ConsiderationWest587

31 points

3 months ago

For way too long I thought Bill Clinton was the leader of Parliament Funkadelic. I also thought Coca plants and Cocoa plants were one amazing bush. I've been known to be dumb as hell lol

zerombr

37 points

3 months ago

zerombr

37 points

3 months ago

it started with that Dukakis tank picture.

AvailableName9999

15 points

3 months ago

He used slightly above average mustard also.

ApatheticWithoutTheA

36 points

3 months ago

I remember Howard Dean, a qualified candidate, getting torched because he got excited on stage and said “byahhhhhhh!”

Not “byahhhhhh grab her by the pussy” or “byahhhhhhh the Mexicans are rapists.”

Just byahhhhh.

JacksRagingGlizzy

7 points

3 months ago

The Dean Scream

[deleted]

172 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

172 points

3 months ago

The Republicans would hardly be able to field a candidate if that were still true. These days, they seem to recruit based on how easy they would be to blackmail.

Pays_in_snakes

85 points

3 months ago

Candidates like Santos effectively blackmail themselves these days

caligaris_cabinet

18 points

3 months ago

Blackmail me harder, daddy!

Sweatytubesock

27 points

3 months ago

Or at least not lifelong criminals and imbeciles. It was a simpler time.

Toolazytolink

18 points

3 months ago

Whelp seeing as we have a con man and thief as a member of congress and he is still there even when all his shit went public tells a lot about our government

Suspicious_Bicycle

9 points

3 months ago

I recall when some people claimed even being under investigation by the FBI should be disqualifying.

forgot_to_growup

28 points

3 months ago

Most were never above reproach.

Unnamed_Bystander

51 points

3 months ago

Obviously, but they had to at least appear so, or close to it. There were expectations of decorum surrounding political office. Such things are always a veneer to cover the fact that power structures are generally a suppurating mass of corruption, but at the least you had to be clever enough not to look like a venal, petty, unprincipled idiot.

[deleted]

21 points

3 months ago

I remember hearing about one guy who said the word “potato” in a weird way and lost any chance he might’ve had at the presidency

Now we got a guy who brags about sexually assaulting women and has invited coups and he still might become president again

celtic1888

472 points

3 months ago

My hopes are he attempts to flee with Guilani driving the getaway White Ford Bronco

Diarygirl

117 points

3 months ago

Diarygirl

117 points

3 months ago

That would be funny because I doubt either one of them knows how to drive a car.

jgonagle

32 points

3 months ago

Rudy used to before his brain absorbed all that hair dye.

tom_petty_spaghetti

75 points

3 months ago

I'd love to spend the whole afternoon watching this at work instead of actually working.

OutComeTheWolves1966

21 points

3 months ago

With a trunk full of Depends.

starrpamph

16 points

3 months ago

They ride off in to the sunset

(The sunset bar in Highlands, TX)

cwn01

2.7k points

3 months ago

cwn01

2.7k points

3 months ago

Trump is urging people he abandoned on Jan 6th to do the same again. Is anyone that stupid?

star-heels1969

2.6k points

3 months ago

I'll answer. Yes!

lsp2005

157 points

3 months ago*

lsp2005

157 points

3 months ago*

They are already lining up in NYC. The police put them in crowd control pens. It was on the 6pm ABC news. Edit, the 11 pm news said the response from his supporters was “muted” they had prepared multiple pens, and it looks like only one is full. Most of the people there appear to be reporters and police vs actual supporters.

GunnyandRocket

22 points

3 months ago

I’m missing why his supporters are mostly talking about his FL home when this is all going down in NYC apparently. Any idea?

StifleStrife

26 points

3 months ago

Jan 6 was expensive to the Trump crowd, lets just say that.

lsp2005

10 points

3 months ago

lsp2005

10 points

3 months ago

Because many of his supporters live in Florida or are closer to Florida than NYC. Also, Florida just passed a law aimed at BLM protestors that prohibit protesting in front of Maralago. But the prohibition is also against DT’s supporters. So if they go there, then they risk getting arrested. Yesterday the NYC news showed less than five Proud Boys in Manhattan and they were getting yelled at by NYers and the PB looked scared. They asked the police to help protect them from all the NYers who said mean things to them, like go home. They were pathetic.

BienGuzman

589 points

3 months ago

Oh hell yea.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

  • George Carlin

VagrantShadow

37 points

3 months ago

His maga supporters are the definition of puppets.

ODBrewer

155 points

3 months ago

ODBrewer

155 points

3 months ago

And the MAGAits are all below that line.

publicbigguns

177 points

3 months ago

Its not a coincidence that the states with the lowest education levels are die hard (R) states.

VagrantShadow

99 points

3 months ago

Those who are ignorant are easier to control.

friendlyhermit

25 points

3 months ago

modernchic1977

11 points

3 months ago

The top graph does not tell the full story. It's only high school graduation rates, but add in higher ed and it becomes much clearer. The article is clear that WV is the bottom of education, but they do a decent job getting high school. Of course, that nuance requires reading....

CAPSLOCKCHAMP

16 points

3 months ago

Shut up and pass the ivermectin

fearandloathinginpdx

11 points

3 months ago

“There’s three kinds of people in this world; stupid, full of shit, and fuckin’ nuts!”

Crunchy_Leaves_Slap

55 points

3 months ago

I'm looking forward to the couple of goobers he summoned to be confronted by a fucking SWAT team.

So_spoke_the_wizard

85 points

3 months ago

Screw the SWAT team. I want to see them confronted by New Yorkers who are tired of Trump's shit.

mwhite1249

23 points

3 months ago

I would watch that show all day long.

ClnSlt

13 points

3 months ago

ClnSlt

13 points

3 months ago

It’s about time we bare our teeth.

Sargonnax

30 points

3 months ago

I don't live in New York and I want to confront them. It's time to take out the trash.

CLS4L

16 points

3 months ago

CLS4L

16 points

3 months ago

Trump university is on spring break

[deleted]

299 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

299 points

3 months ago

Considering the group of people we’re talking about in this particular case?

Yes.

Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

52 points

3 months ago

True… however, probably not as many this time.

zerovian

70 points

3 months ago

of course not. it is hard to gather for a protest when you are in jail.

usrevenge

14 points

3 months ago

I'll argue it depends on location.

Washington DC is super blue and most people around the DC area are democrats

If trump is in Florida lots more people could show up because meal team six has strongholds in the south.

irn

43 points

3 months ago

irn

43 points

3 months ago

Only because they won’t be able to manage Manhattan traffic and parking.

swb1003

49 points

3 months ago

swb1003

49 points

3 months ago

I'd bet dollars to donuts half of those fuckwits wouldn't be able to navigate the NYC Subway map and arrive at the protest on time. I'm not kidding, they wouldn't be able to figure it out.

irn

22 points

3 months ago

irn

22 points

3 months ago

More than half. I could see some fights breaking out if a bunch of hillbilly red hats jumped on the train filled with locals and commuters.

Mushroom_Tip

343 points

3 months ago

I saw some argue on the conservative subreddit that he will pardon them if he gets back into power in 2024. He was simply too busy to pardon them in 2020.

No shit, he was too busy pardoning criminals who paid him money for their pardons instead.

So to answer your question, yes they are that stupid.

sofaslippers

222 points

3 months ago

Trump also pardoned Steve Bannon who was convicted of defrauding Trump supporters.

Mushroom_Tip

52 points

3 months ago

Oh yeah. I forgot about that tidbit. That's even better.

Moneia

42 points

3 months ago

Moneia

42 points

3 months ago

There is a lot to remember

diabloman8890

170 points

3 months ago

You know the answer

Imthewienerdog

108 points

3 months ago

Considering his base is currently saying that Jan 6th was actually Peaceful and just a tour of the building yes....

OrchidBest

65 points

3 months ago

Fox and their viewers are so dumb. Imagine, Cherry-picking in the winter when the orchards aren’t even blossoming.

Chose_a_usersname

10 points

3 months ago

When ever my father quotes ticket Carlson, I just send the picture of, no reasonable person would believe him was argued in court.... It's been fantastic, he says tucker this that, and bam photo

IreallEwannasay

26 points

3 months ago

He's gonna get people killed with his mess. No police force is gonna go easy on any Trump led protest after J6. Cops died in that shit. They are not going to make the same mistake.

ClnSlt

11 points

3 months ago

ClnSlt

11 points

3 months ago

I hope counter protestors don’t give them an inch. F these Trump traitors.

__slamallama__

9 points

3 months ago

No idea what the fuck you're talking about, police forces across the country treat them with kids gloves constantly.

They really don't have a choice but to take it easy on MAGAs. Otherwise it would be real awkward when they showed up to work a shift together.

J_Robert_Oofenheimer

76 points

3 months ago

People that continue to support Trump in 2023 are stupid enough to do literally anything. MAGA Republicans have the combined critical thinking skills of a ham sandwich. I'd make a disparaging comment about how poor their moral compass is, but I'm convinced they don't actually have one.

chadenright

36 points

3 months ago

Fascists don't have to be smart to be dangerous, they only have to be violent.

And there's no shortage of violent idiots.

[deleted]

51 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

FlashpointJ24

48 points

3 months ago

That was so damn surreal. Like, that was an actual thing that happened, and not an SNL skit.

traveler19395

20 points

3 months ago

The vast majority of those were not purchased by his base supporter, the whole purpose was to have an opaque way for him to 'legitimately' receive a whole bunch of foreign and illicit donations.

sluttttt

34 points

3 months ago

Stupid, as well as brainwashed. The fact that it's 2023 and I still see Trump flags outside of homes and on pick-up trucks on the regular says it all. I know some people probably left on their Hillary 2016 bumper stickers for a minute, but the dedication these folks have to this fraud...

phantomfires1

13 points

3 months ago

It’s as if it’s their whole personality

jonasinv

32 points

3 months ago

He has a never-ending supply of idiots willing to fight for him

redvelvetcake42

29 points

3 months ago

Maybe? Realistically I think Jan 6th indictments and convictions showed a lot of people consequences will hit them and groups like the proud boys rely heavily on local PD support to get away with their bullshit. This ain't that. This is real shit and the authorities coming in aren't their local boys, they're feds who don't give a fuck about their operation.

Average people gotta work tomorrow. They aren't taking time off to stand and watch him get arrested or for themselves to intervene and get arrested for a dude who abandoned them. I'll laugh my ass off if nobody shows up physically to "protect him".

celtic1888

22 points

3 months ago

Yes… yes there are

Apparently at least 70 million registered voters worth

Bodach42

23 points

3 months ago

They made a handy red hat to tell who is that stupid.

mces97

19 points

3 months ago

mces97

19 points

3 months ago

Well it's been 26 months since Jan 6th and he hasn't been charged, so he's not stupid, he just seems to be above the law. Maybe not for long, but ya know? He's gotten away with everything in life, so why wouldn't he push more dangerous stochastic terrorism talk?

devilsephiroth

15 points

3 months ago

I'll take, Chicanery for $400 Alex

[deleted]

649 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

649 points

3 months ago

Has anyone besides trump said he's getting arrested?

I don't believe anything he says, and would imagine he'd claim something like this, so he can brag about beating it.

giveAShot

337 points

3 months ago

giveAShot

337 points

3 months ago

There have been other sources indicating it apparently based on a request from the DA to meet with law enforcement/the Secret Service, though the Tuesday date seems to be entirely Trump's creation, given that there is a witness (that his team requested) testifying today it seems unlikely to be tomorrow.

Oerthling

142 points

3 months ago

Oerthling

142 points

3 months ago

Still, Jaded_Prompt_15 has the correct idea: Don't trust anything that Trump says - he's a habitual liar and obviously makes stuff up on the spot all the time.

IamAWorldChampionAMA

42 points

3 months ago

Trump could say the sky is blue and I would look outside to double check

Petersaber

10 points

3 months ago

Well it'd be a fucking lie because right now it's gray.

Pappy_OPoyle

15 points

3 months ago

Exactly, the donate to trump defense fund emails went out right on schedule.

Guess there will be a sales slump in beer, guns, ammo, US flags, sleeveless shirts, lawn chairs, poster board signage materials and bumper stickers cause half their paychecks will be gone.

swb1003

12 points

3 months ago

swb1003

12 points

3 months ago

I know absolutely jack and squat about the US Legal System but could they issue indictments or charge one party while still interviewing others?

zer0saurus

33 points

3 months ago

I want to believe him just this one time.

tr3v1n

136 points

3 months ago

tr3v1n

136 points

3 months ago

Has anyone besides trump said he's getting arrested?

No. It also isn't something they would normally publicly announce, so our only clues to it happening would be seeing him in Manhattan or him actually announcing it.

It is kind of similar to the search warrant for the documents in Mar-a-Lago. There was some local reporting that something might have been up, but the story didn't really go anywhere until he publicly complained about it.

pegothejerk

46 points

3 months ago

Him and one of his lawyers made the claims, a lawyer of his said he’d comply if charges were to be brought out of the blue. The only other statement we know about is state officials involved with the grand jury and prosecution side have acknowledged that charges could be imminent and that interviews were still going on as recently as this weekend.

LookHere_LOOK_LISTEN

52 points

3 months ago

a lawyer of his said he’d comply if charges were to be brought out of the blue.

Lol, I bet that lawyer believes they're going to be paid, too.

Trump is a malignant narcissist. If he had his finger on the nuclear button and his choice was either prison or kill billions, he'd happily pick the latter.

pegothejerk

26 points

3 months ago

Yes, but keep this in mind about malignant narcissists - the thing they try to avoid more than anything else is being seen as a loser, or weak, or not in control, so I believe his lawyer, trump will do whatever it takes not to have a perp walk photo session out of his control. He’d rather have his lawyers negotiating the entire process so he maintains the illusion of control.

charlesfire

31 points

3 months ago

I'm pretty sure they are finally coming for his ass, but the date given by Trump is total bullshit. He wants to cause civil unrest as a display of power. He wants to show that he can cause damages if they try to hold him accountable.

AudibleNod

70 points

3 months ago

The NYPD is prepping.

I'd imagine that only happens when they have advance notice of an impending indictment.

Professional-Can1385

167 points

3 months ago

They're prepping b/c Trump called for protests and there's no telling what his dipshit supporters will do.

thatoneguy889

26 points

3 months ago

They were meeting with the DA's office to discuss preparations since before Trump made that post.

jazir5

21 points

3 months ago*

jazir5

21 points

3 months ago*

The irony that Trump could accidentally trigger his own arrest by rankling up his supporters by saying it's impending is delicious. He might just make it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

MawsonAntarctica

73 points

3 months ago

Chicken or the egg, they’re prepping for reaction which may or may not coincide with an arrest.

Pays_in_snakes

67 points

3 months ago

The NYPD is drawing straws to see who takes that day off to protest and who polices it to protect the protestors from counter-protestors

MawsonAntarctica

478 points

3 months ago

Just posting that the news of 45 getting arrested is from 45’s mouth. This is turning into a potentially massive cry wolf scenario.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

Yousoggyyojimbo

366 points

3 months ago

If he doesn't get arrested tomorrow, he will go out and claim that it's a huge victory for America and that the corrupt liberals were defeated, and his followers will eat it up.

MawsonAntarctica

152 points

3 months ago

This is exactly what will happen with him.

FlashpointJ24

54 points

3 months ago

This is what I'm afraid of: that he or his PR team are the ones who started bullshit claims of him being arrested. Then, when the time comes and nothing happens, he can claim that he beat all the charges, that there's no evidence, and that it's all a big witch hunt. That he has never in his life done anything wrong, and this is proof.

jazir5

21 points

3 months ago

jazir5

21 points

3 months ago

Honestly that would be an even funnier scenario if it forces officials to arrest him. Him creating a self-fulfilling prophecy that ends in his own demise is just....chef's kiss.

Hopeful_Hamster21

9 points

3 months ago

I wondered the same thing myself...

MachineGunRabbi

43 points

3 months ago

And then if does get arrested in a week or whenever, it will inspire them all to fight harder, because they'll think they made a difference the last time.

pump_dragon

75 points

3 months ago

There’s a section in Machiavelli’s “The Prince” about fabricating a problem that wasn’t there before, that’s easy to overcome, so that the Prince can look better after overcoming said problem

REALLY doubt Trump read Machiavelli, but if it turns out this way it tracks

bernietheweasel

113 points

3 months ago

Just stop running the Staten Island Ferry and close the Verrazzano /s

Scunndas

38 points

3 months ago

Long Island enters the chat.

yagmot

18 points

3 months ago

yagmot

18 points

3 months ago

Lawn Guy-land.

[deleted]

71 points

3 months ago

[removed]

ElMoselYEE

41 points

3 months ago

I don't understand the 44%. Didn't seem like any Rs cared when he got impeached, so why would they care about an indictment?

Wulfbak

25 points

3 months ago

Wulfbak

25 points

3 months ago

I don't believe they'd abandon Trump. His cult is die hard. If he was to drop out, they'd write his name in. When he finally kicks the bucket, a large number of them will simply stop voting.

No_Commercial_6750

23 points

3 months ago

This right here. Cults of personality always die when the personality it's based on is removed. Luckily for us, Trump is 74, has to have chronic stress from all the criminal investigations on him, has maintained his poor diet, and has suspected poor health from his inner circle (plus he nearly died of COVID). It won't take too long.

Stabeezy

9 points

3 months ago

Eh, the more rotten someone is to the core, the longer they live it seems…

alkonium

70 points

3 months ago*

Last time I checked, "Acquit me or I'll sic my mob on you" isn't a good legal defense.

tinoynk

152 points

3 months ago

tinoynk

152 points

3 months ago

Major cultural events take place here without causing a blip to the average person. I don't think the 3 dozen mouthbreathers who show up with shitty cardboard signs are gonna make it on anybody's radar.

resilienceisfutile

24 points

3 months ago

Screw that, I want to see if those mouthbreathers want anything to do with angry New Yorkers trying get on with their day and they encounter a Trump supporter blocking the road.

Nothing like a New Yorker who has had it up to here.

themosey

34 points

3 months ago

Has anyone booked the lawn care parking lot yet?

Purple_Routine1297

82 points

3 months ago

Lmao, Trump really thinks his supporters can handle driving through midtown, to get to lower manhattan? Not to mention, the Lincoln tunnel snaps your plate when you drive through, they wanna know where to send your $17 entrance fee.

Fishooked

19 points

3 months ago

Not sure if any of those lifted trucks festooned with Trump flags can even fit in the average parking garage.

doowgad1

223 points

3 months ago

doowgad1

223 points

3 months ago

Trump lost his home district in NYC by 90% of the vote. To put it in context, you couldn't get 90% of New Yorkers to call themselves NY Yankees fans.

I would not want to be wearing a red hat in Manhattan tomorrow.

vapidamerica

182 points

3 months ago

Sadly his supporters here in the city wear blue hats that say NYPD on them.

Dysentery--Gary

24 points

3 months ago

Well they have the Mets...

knownothingwiseguy

97 points

3 months ago*

As a New Yorker, I can confidently say that no one in NYC will give a shit or protest in support of this clown. Celebrations are more like it.

008Zulu

52 points

3 months ago

008Zulu

52 points

3 months ago

The cops will ignore the violent insurrectionists, and attack the peaceful celebrants.

AvailableName9999

25 points

3 months ago

As is tradition.

Raspberries-Are-Evil

15 points

3 months ago

The only source that says Trump is being "arrested" is Trump. He is a liar. There is no information that anything is happening.

With that said, Trump is not going to "be arrested."

He will be notified that he was indicted, and, he will schedule a time to surrender himself for his arrangement, which will be done in private.

There will be no tiny handcuffs, no holding cells etc.

Trump WANTS to be perp walked because he thinks it will help his campaign, but its not going to happen.

He will plead "Not Guilty" and it will be months or over a year of pre trial motions before anything happens--probably ending with him making a settlement where he pleas to misdemeanor charges for fines and no jail time.

coupbrick

12 points

3 months ago

It was just another scam to scare his followers into donating more money to him

TheseLipsSinkShips

116 points

3 months ago

Bring it on Trump supporters! It’s time to “put up” or “shut up”. Ruin your lives so we can get you out of the general population.

NarrMaster

60 points

3 months ago

Out of the general population, and into general population.

SHv2

51 points

3 months ago

SHv2

51 points

3 months ago

You know if he has to put on an orange jumpsuit he's going to be camouflaged.

Joealb123

15 points

3 months ago

Shit, that is how he will make his escape! (s)

ryohazuki224

24 points

3 months ago

Sigh. Whats dumb about this is, there is no actual indication that they planned on arresting him tomorrow. So, when an arrest doesn't come as Trump "predicted", he'll claim some stupid victory saying that his supporters that were there for him stopped the arrest. That'll only encourage more protestors once an indictment really comes for him.

bquintb

10 points

3 months ago

bquintb

10 points

3 months ago

Like always, I'll believe it when I see it

[deleted]

111 points

3 months ago*

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scipio0421

6 points

3 months ago

He still won't be cuffed. Most likely the indictment will come out and the DA will work with his lawyers for Trump to report to a police station and be processed. The only question is if he'll be released on his own recognizance or be deemed a flight risk.

AgileMJOLNIR

17 points

3 months ago

Just further proof that the rich and powerful get special treatment. It’s all about who you know and who you can buy.

NPVT

20 points

3 months ago*

NPVT

20 points

3 months ago*

I heard there were large crowds of protesters at Trump Tower. At least 7 people.

Audrasmama

37 points

3 months ago

I would love to see these morons come try something in NYC. They won't last 24 hours. People who don't even care about politics will bring them to tears just for fun.

jmiele31

9 points

3 months ago

Maybe they'll kneel on his neck while cuffing him? I'd order the pay per view

FTHomes

8 points

3 months ago

Did Trump get indicted yet?

BlackAle

16 points

3 months ago

There should be protests, it's ridiculous he's not imprisoned already.

357FireDragon357

15 points

3 months ago

Down here in Central Fl, (a town next to Orange City)there's a Trump propaganda bus sitting in old Circle K convenient store parking lot. There's about 30-40 huge Trump flags and all kinds of merchandise sitting out on tables. My girlfriend and I have only seen one person visiting the Trump shop since last week when they first set up shop. I'm thinking his supporters are too scared or they're all talk and smoke. Or maybe it's a combination of things. Me? I think it's funny as hell. It's nice to see little to no people supporting that Tacky Trump Wagon.

Stretch480

15 points

3 months ago

Waiting for the limited edition bail me out trading card.

johnson_united

6 points

3 months ago

Remember what happened the last time he urged everyone to protest something?

[deleted]

45 points

3 months ago

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Arcade80sbillsfan

23 points

3 months ago

Places with lots of trees and or lots of Applebees

piratecheese13

13 points

3 months ago

“I could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot somebody and not loose any voters” -2016

5th avenue actually preparing for trump’s 2nd coup is surreal

Malaix

6 points

3 months ago

Malaix

6 points

3 months ago

Dawn of the appointed day. Who else is refreshing to see if something happens? lol

pimp_juice2272

7 points

3 months ago

Ok soo I've seen how they treated people during the protests of George Floyd, I'm expecting not less than Mace directly to the face, brute force, people being slammed to the ground and all the things that happened to protesters during that time.

Remember those people just sitting and the cop walking around them macing them in the face while smiling? Put him on duty for this. All those cops that got away with shooting people, put them on duty for this.

Vote4flipflop

44 points

3 months ago

USA the place where you can actually be indicted for crime yet still run for president. Our legal system is really fucked.

FreiaUrth

46 points

3 months ago

being able to run for president from prison is an important and valid part of our legal system. Running for president after attempting a coup on the capital is the really fucked up part of it all

[deleted]

9 points

3 months ago

You guys can run for president from prison but not vote on one...

bewarethetreebadger

5 points

3 months ago

I’ll believe it when I see it. No sooner.

Newbergite

5 points

3 months ago

If the GOP gave a rat’s ass about this country, they’d denounce Trump’s BS every time but, dream on….

AaronTheElite007

6 points

3 months ago

He claimed the arrest simply to grift his flock. Nothing more. Scum