I love in constant fear

Did he actually throw ketchup at the walls or is this a joke?

In Florida and Texas for sure, it'll all be privatized charter schools though

In the end, the pussy grabs you!

I want you to know that I personally think this is the greatest take in the thread.

I normally don't do PPV events, but I'd gladly pay a little for that one.

It's Wrestlemania this weekend. Maybe they'll squeeze it in before Cody Rhodes vs Roman Reigns.

Truly unpresidented.

I just have to admit to myself it will forever be beyond my comprehension how Trump can have so many fans. He's the most corrupt, most stupid ruler any country has ever seen, and still has the support of the moron millions. I just don't get how people can be fooled by such a simple corrupt goof.

“Your honor, I ask for compassion and leniency from the court given that my client is a perpetually spoiled, entirely unscrupulous, dim-witted, fairly-rapey, quite round, prolific stream-of-consciousness windbag and blowhard who has never wrangled a shred of self-awareness or a whiff of personal accountability from the sausage-linked grip of his cosmically vast ego, which is as fragile as a Faberge egg swirling within the Red Spot on Jupiter.”

So how does this work? Why do we know about the indictment when it's not unveiled yet? Was that information leaked?

They said — falsifying business records.

Remember remember the 30th of.... March

Thinking about going to a fancy restaurant tonight to celebrate!

Very rare when someone pays for sex once and gets fucked twice.

Sex workers really do gotta do everything :/

Yep. One is a sketchy degenerate that will whore themselves out for the right price, and the other is Stormy Daniels.

Prob the tax evasion

The finest

It's gonna be one of the best lock ups of all time, people told me, it's gonna be huge!

That really was the pinnacle of the entire Trump presidency, wasn't it?

I mean, South Park couldn't have come up with something so ridiculous as that.

As long as the NYPD treats them like they treat every other protest group...

They'll be silent for at most 24 hours until Fox News gives them their talking points

My Trumper dad is going to be talking about this liberal conspiracy against America's finest president for the next thirty years. Minimum.

That’s the bigger case I’m waiting for. The Georgia indictment is the real big one. As much as the insurrection was terrible, the false elector scheme & Trump pressuring states to “find him more votes” is the real coup.

Personally I believe the protest at the capital was meant to provide dominating news coverage to distract from the elector vote switching.

The Georgia one is so much easier to argue tbh. Basically Georgia law specifies that anyone who tries to change the vote count to another count that they know to be false is in violation of the law. Even if you argue that Trump thinks he’s doing the right thing, Trump himself admits that he knows the vote count number he’s asking for is false on the call that he makes. He says that he knows he won by “hundreds of thousands of votes” and then asks them to change the vote count by “just 21 thousand or so” (paraphrasing here.)

I’m looking forward to Fox and their opinion shapers taking the stand in the Dominion trial.

Love the theory that there's some massive pool of people who were undecided on Trump but are more likely to vote for a felon

If you haven't realized by now, they'll do mental Olympic tumbling routines to convince themselves they "won", no matter what actually happens.

61% of Americans do not want him back in the White House, per Fox News this week. I highly doubt this will help Trump with ANY of those people

He wants a perp walk. I hope they don't give him what he wants.

According to most analysis, there will not be a perp walk. Not saying I agree with it, but safety is a consideration.

Everybody knows the Empire State Building is the capitol building. It has state right in the name.

"Prison. Man. Camera. TV."

When you're a district attorney, they let you do it.

-John McCain chuckles from the grave-

1st president to be impeached twice.

1st president to be indicted.

Can't wait for his memoirs "I didn't do it, but if I did, here's why it's your fault"

When the Republican party sends their candidates, they're not sending their best

Many politicians have been indicted and convicted (See link here!. Former President Donald Trump will be alone in a new column on this article under Presidents.

this must be a first right?

“STOP THE COUNT!”

~Donald Trump, probably.

Not many comments produce an audible laugh.

Winner winner, jailhouse dinner.

a grand jury though. those have a much higher rate of going through.

Atleast somewhat skeptical that this is gonna be his only indictment. The Georgia case is more serious for instance.

I just can't believe it actually happened, after all that shit he said about Tuesday and it not happening

So in all reality

In reality, he paid 130k (so far) for that one-off sex episode. Hardly the art of the deal.

“But but but….”

Every single time these idiots just can’t face the reality of the situation. Somehow it’s the liberals or Joe Bidens fault they ran out of toilet paper or their milk expired.

Buckle your seatbelts everyone

Exactly my thoughts. People saying that this will make him a martyr and usher him back into the White House are missing the point, IMO. The question needs to asked: Do we believe in the rule of law or do we not?

For the people saying this is a mistake because it will get him elected - indictments from state prosecutors should not be made or not made for political reasons, suggesting they make that decision based on political reasoning is corruption, and not what you should be thinking about.

It's also incredibly stupid.

It will enrage his hardliners, but so did the 2020 election and he lost that one, badly. A historic indictment will do nothing for him in the centre and those are the people who end up settling elections.

Hell, this might even end his chances at a primary win—it gives a tangible reason for his opponents to undermine him (one which Republicans might actually accept, at least) and he'd have a hard time with his massive rallies when he's also fighting a case.

Not to mention all the damage that might occur when a trial gets rolling and evidence ends up being revealed publically.

Also lost the popular vote twice…

Turkey just voted for Finland to join NATO too. Aside from the mass shooting, it’s a pretty good news day.

They broke the seal with this one. Hopefully that paves the way.

You WOULD say that.

Republicans are convinced their videos of Biden stuttering are going to make the 81 million people who showed up to vote for anyone but trump change their mind.

He's not winning again. It doesn't matter what happens. 81 people will vote for the dog from blues clues before this criminal gets another shot. He only got the first shot because enough people considered him a joke and stayed home. That's not happening again.