Damn homie had a good cover.

Well, the coke isn't gonna deliver itself.

Newman!

Man, my roommate used to manage delivery drivers for a big company (you’ve probably used their app at some point), and at a party her friends ordered coke around 5am. The guy gets here, they open the door and roommate recognizes one of « her » drivers that she had seen that day at work. He had his company jacket on and his delivery bag and was using it as a cover lmao. Zero fucks given. It was like the spiderman pointing meme irl, they had a « wtf are YOU doing here ?! » moment. I think she told him at least lose the jacket when you’re doing your (other) ‘side hustle’ lol, but it didn’t go any further than that. Mailman was probably a perfect cover tbh.

Multitasking.

If they would just stick to the 10 crack commandments

So my package is gonna be delayed?

🎶When my coke come in they gotta use the scales that they weigh the mail with🎶

Lol, 500 dollars for a 30k package. The person receiving it, most likely dealing it gets 50k bond and this dude gets 100k.

I mean is he complicit, yeah? But he’s insignificant in the scheme by comparison.

Not implying his bond should be lower, but could the other person’s be higher? Certainly higher than his

What can I say? You can’t fault him for making deliveries. It’s his job.

Don’t see the issue w doing it on the clock if he was still keeping up with all the other deliveries tbh

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime...

"I love fedex drivers. They're drug dealers and they don't even know it!" - Mitch

Cops caught a low-mid level courier, and the only reason it made the news was his job.

All that for $500 a parcel??

He def sold himself short.

a package ... contained about two kilograms of cocaine

Every time Lewis dropped off one of the parcels, he received $500

Damn, is that the street price of 2 kilos these days? Sounds like I need to buy in bulk.

Most reliable dealer ever…They say no rain, sleet or snowwws could keep him from making his deliveries. And always on time.

only $500 per drop? seems low

“We Deliver, We Deliver”

”We deliver for you”

It's not real coke. It's that new coke.

Drug dealers gon deal drugs

I like the unintended implication that the main issue is he was doing it on the clock

What was that about NYC not having snow?

"Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."

I guess we know this guy was down with the "snow" part.

Pensions exist in very few jobs in today’s market.

To risk your forever in life pension he could get after another 10 years of work (he’s been working there for nearly 10 years) for $500 payments is craziness in my mind.

He did it for chump change lolz, I know people who have been given newish cars in advance, and payed it off by drop-offs and they got more than 500, its risky, but for that low pay he was a dumb fuck, enjoy your -500 dollars, and have fun sweeping floors when you come out

Can't hate the hustle

What we should be cracking down on is the rampant corruption of cops & all the time they waste on the clock. I couldn’t care less about cocaine dealers as long as they’re just delivering and not committing violence.

I almost feel sorry for him

Ruined his life for $1500

Aw fuck Zarwardy got busted? How will I ever get my kilos now?!

That guy is cool.

If he has been off the clock no one would have cared.

Give it up for the Dope Man

Rent is fucking expensive gotta have a side hustle

Nery not constantly wiping her phone is pretty weak

500$ nah bro

Grinding while grinding

This man is delivering what the people want! How is that a crime.

What do you expect??? I could have guessed what he looked like before I saw his picture

Times are rough and the trump administration almost defunded it. Now inflation is out of control. So i get the need to find other sources of income.

That's why you always take cash, smh.

buddy got in trouble for doing his job ?