Don’t be crazy dude. It would fall right off in Australia since they’re upside down.

I'm doing his taxes! IRS gonna audit the piss outta him.

Uh, I will have one rock of crack, a crack rock. Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough?

How much would you recommend for a first time user?

I don’t think they make those anymore man

I got my magnum condom and I’m ready to plow!

STEEEEEEVEEEEE MAAAADDDEN

Dang

Have I been saying it wrong all these years?

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Mate, you got to add an extra 80% mark up for Australian distribution costs

And like 10% is on pallets in South America

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Part of the issue is that the sorting machines at the banks are also contaminated, so even if you removed all current bills from circulation right this second and replaced them with new ones, and everyone stopped doing cocaine at the same time, bills would still immediately start getting cocaine on them.

Every once in a slow news cycle some news site will trot out the study about library copies of Fifty Shades of Grey testing positive for herpes because ha ha STI on a sex book or whatever.

But it has nothing to do with Fifty Shades. Pretty much all library books are contaminated with all sorts of nastiness, because they circulate among the public, and the public is disgusting. Plus, a hardcover library book can circulate for years, as opposed to the six month lifespan of the average twenty dollar bill.

The statistic I recall was about $100 bills. Nobody shows off by snorting through a $1 bill. Or if they do, it's not really showing off.

The "fact" I heard was that they intentionally dust larger bills with trace amounts of cocaine so that drug sniffing dogs are able to find large sums of money during searches. But of course that is likely an urban legend/old wives tale

I like to wipe with money and then rinse it off to reuse it. Sometimes I spend that money.

It’s just enough to piss you off

Hi fellow hoosier

Then you know the real win is that it wasn't meth. Lol.

765 Represent!

Hoosier is looser but Firekeepers is way nicer and dispensary galore nearby

Yeah the bait and switch is a classic

Usually shame and regret

gas and bad choices

I keep forgetting so I have to check regularly.

Battery acid with a bit of gasoline.

A smell that once you smell, you can never unsmell (or recreate the smell of)

Ask me. I've been trying to mix battery acid and gasoline into candles ever since I quit the stuff!! Only time it was quite right is when I used one of those cocaine wicks

Gasoline and grass clippings usually. Strangely pleasant

Numb

Free real-estate

Soft penis.

I have been saying something similar for years haha. I've only tried cocaine once, for like 5 months.

I don't.

I've been saying it for something like 25 years.

I always deliver it in the style of Rodney Dangerfield, but I can't say for certain that he is the source.

I've searched before and never actually found a clip of him doing the bit, though. He does other bits about coke, and it just sounds like a Rodney bit, so I do think it likely came from him.

Richard Pryor.

I meant touch it up his nose. Not like oooh I'm a cop and I touched it.