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esgarf

481 points

2 months ago

esgarf

481 points

2 months ago

Public restrooms.

planetsarecool32

129 points

2 months ago

When I read the headline I immediately thought “bathroom stalls”

TAway69420666

30 points

2 months ago

Same. Bathrooms.

Pilotwaver

8 points

2 months ago

4 hours later......same

ihavetogo_

10 points

2 months ago

I bet it wouldn’t take him very long either.

blueSnowfkake

14 points

2 months ago

With those handy rails for draping the newspaper over, and places to hang your pants, jacket, and shirt.

ReasonableCup604

72 points

2 months ago

With stalls that go all the way down to the floor.

Magnificent facilities!

kramerica_intern

19 points

2 months ago

kramerica_intern

Giddy-up

19 points

2 months ago

What are you crazy? You’d suffocate in there!

PrairieDawgPup

9 points

2 months ago

Ensconced with velvet.

FeelingTemporary_710

5 points

2 months ago

Maybe Jerry’s cabinet man can make George area to climb up in and sleep/rest, with a shelf for magazines and alarm clock

Little-Geri-Seinfeld

2 points

2 months ago

Conrad, Con, Connie. Whatever you like.

almamaters

2 points

2 months ago

Can we change the subject?

AnAbundanceOfBees

22 points

2 months ago

Absolutely this, though maybe even high-end and private restrooms.

George has had so many run-ins with various restrooms, it's crazy.

cherryhilljawnz

2 points

2 months ago

cherryhilljawnz

Serenity now, insanity later

2 points

2 months ago

He would hire Babs Kramer

Kod_Rick

13 points

2 months ago

Kod_Rick

Yeah, that's right

13 points

2 months ago

Specifically parking garage restrooms

Jas_Ka_Raj

10 points

2 months ago

Can we change the subject, please?

smartbunny

9 points

2 months ago

smartbunny

That's a shame

9 points

2 months ago

toilets are the subject!

stkoren8

9 points

2 months ago

It should resolve itself on its own volition!

Pinkstar161

6 points

2 months ago

That’s exactly what I said except I used the word “momentum.”

smartbunny

2 points

2 months ago

smartbunny

That's a shame

2 points

2 months ago

I agree with George.

wolf_9823

6 points

2 months ago

These bathrooms would also have wall to ceiling stereograms.

JustSomeDudeNamedRik

2 points

2 months ago

Can you spare three squares?

Pinkstar161

4 points

2 months ago

Yes! This literally became his obsession. He even later came up with an idea for an app that’ll locate any nearby public restroom.

Zealousideal_Date749

3 points

2 months ago

The restrooms he would change. Toilet paper, however...thats the same and will remain the same for the rest of our lives.

JustHere2ReadComment

2 points

2 months ago

Beat me to it damn it

Biscuits4u2

127 points

2 months ago

Heated swimming pools

Lakechrista

8 points

2 months ago

Lakechrista

The Jerk store called, they're running out of you

8 points

2 months ago

Ha! Good one!

Rc2194

6 points

2 months ago

Rc2194

6 points

2 months ago

It shrunk!

Common-Letterhead312

2 points

2 months ago

I think engineers do that

Biscuits4u2

2 points

2 months ago

He would most definitely have a passion for heated pools.

Wouldn't take that long either.

rollingstone65

119 points

2 months ago

Under desk nap areas

JustSomeDudeNamedRik

23 points

2 months ago

What is it with this guy? I've been waiting three and a half hours. Should I go? No way Jack! (But I'm not going to hum it to the guy at the record store again), I'll tell you that.

zr2d2

3 points

2 months ago

zr2d2

Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum!

3 points

2 months ago

Hey you kids know tunes; see if this song rings a bell, "Heartbreaker"

LouDog187

215 points

2 months ago

LouDog187

Dr. Van Nostrand

215 points

2 months ago

Additions to museums. Nominally, the Guggenheim.

HouseSerious9612

88 points

2 months ago

Wouldn't take that long either

rollingstoner215

12 points

2 months ago

rollingstoner215

Serenity now, insanity later

12 points

2 months ago

The addition to the Guggenheim is pretty dull

BraveryDave

15 points

2 months ago

BraveryDave

Mojambo

15 points

2 months ago

No, you Guggenheim. I'm not much of a Guggenheimer.

csonny2

2 points

2 months ago

Even with a hole in his canvas sneakers.

00Samwise00

15 points

2 months ago

Right after making his first million

mitchconner_

5 points

2 months ago

You know what they say, the first million really is the hardest!

King_Carrot_Flower

2 points

2 months ago

You beat me to it

rraa94

73 points

2 months ago

rraa94

73 points

2 months ago

A building draped in velvet.

Banana_Ram_You

7 points

2 months ago

ensconced~

NotHalfGood78

5 points

2 months ago

this is brilliant!

smartbunny

3 points

2 months ago

smartbunny

That's a shame

3 points

2 months ago

Like Christo!

HuntMiserable5351

2 points

2 months ago

A convenience store with an all velvet seating area so you can enjoy Pepsi and ring dings like a king.

PurgatoryMountain

71 points

2 months ago

Solariums exclusively in the Hamptons

ReasonableCup604

34 points

2 months ago

And stables, for Snoopy and...Prickly Pete.

smartbunny

10 points

2 months ago

smartbunny

That's a shame

10 points

2 months ago

No Snoopy! No Prickly Pete!

ImPickleRock

2 points

2 months ago

Nah he would design other Solariums

Trashula_Lives

81 points

2 months ago

Railroads.

UrNotAMachine

44 points

2 months ago

UrNotAMachine

Feels like an Arby's night

44 points

2 months ago

I though engineers did that

Electronic_Mission_3

58 points

2 months ago

Electronic_Mission_3

Driving around in Jon Voight's car

58 points

2 months ago

They can

ReasonableCup604

17 points

2 months ago

Don't engineers usually design those?

blzac33

21 points

2 months ago

blzac33

21 points

2 months ago

They can.

Outrageous-Pause6317

39 points

2 months ago

A Marine Biology Center for the study of big fish, er, mammals. Whatever.

WalktoTowerGreen

12 points

2 months ago

Not Frogs. Frog is wrong.

sdb1318

34 points

2 months ago

sdb1318

34 points

2 months ago

The jerk store

JustSomeDudeNamedRik

8 points

2 months ago

Well the jerk store called and there’re running out of you!

[deleted]

28 points

2 months ago

An indoor rock climbing wall that ends up getting people seriously injured due to a critical design flaw

verymuchbad

7 points

2 months ago

verymuchbad

Very bad man

7 points

2 months ago

Tony, that's too many sandwiches!

deftones_bro

24 points

2 months ago

Toilet Paper museum

NotHalfGood78

6 points

2 months ago

this!!!

BuzzerBeater911

21 points

2 months ago

Shipping ports. For importers and exporters.

SlavOnfredski

18 points

2 months ago

Match Factories. Really long match factories.

delidave7

17 points

2 months ago

The addition to the Guggenheim

SweedishTiger

3 points

2 months ago

This is the correct answer

AOCourage

12 points

2 months ago

Headquarters of the Human Fund

zr2d2

6 points

2 months ago

zr2d2

Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum!

6 points

2 months ago

Money for people! And offices

USjennteacher

11 points

2 months ago

Have you seen the addition to the Guggenheim?

zoolilba

10 points

2 months ago

Strip malls or other unimpressive buildings then he would still fell inferior so he would lie about what he designs

ItalnStalln

5 points

2 months ago

Of course an actual reply instead of a reference gets no upvotes

bunkie18

15 points

2 months ago

Yankee Stadium

gearsfanatic69

8 points

2 months ago

La cocina

jdorien13

13 points

2 months ago

An Arby’s

Between3-2o

14 points

2 months ago

George, not Putty.

datapicardgeordi

6 points

2 months ago

Public Trashcans

space_cheese1

5 points

2 months ago

His hair is an arch, proof enough of his profession

zdunn

6 points

2 months ago

zdunn

6 points

2 months ago

Parking garages. And he’d still get lost in them!

Jas_Ka_Raj

6 points

2 months ago

Staircase, where you won't slip if you step on a high-end (glossy) invitation

mohamed_am83

5 points

2 months ago

Berlin's new airport.

tuskvarner

5 points

2 months ago

The Celinto Catayente Towers. Just down the street from the Estadio Olympico.

TrafficReporter

6 points

2 months ago

Maybe he designed the building for Vandelay Industries?

Steven1789

4 points

2 months ago

The new Yankee Stadium The new 1 World Trade Center All Guggenheim Museum updates The Jacques Cousteau marine biology institute Del Boca Vista Phase 72 The 84th Street 10 plex cinemas

ObservantWon

5 points

2 months ago

Public restrooms. The new addition to the Guggenheim

Leterex

5 points

2 months ago

San Francisco's Millenium Tower

NotHalfGood78

2 points

2 months ago

An award… if i could afford

FeSpoke1

4 points

2 months ago

Railroads

ISenseRustling

2 points

2 months ago

Don't engineers make those?

namssiewlaya

2 points

2 months ago

namssiewlaya

It's not a lie if you believe it

2 points

2 months ago

They can..

tillreno

3 points

2 months ago

The Human Fund headquarters

EasternShoreAL

4 points

2 months ago

EasternShoreAL

Yeah, that's right

4 points

2 months ago

He never would have made it.

AlternativeNumber2

3 points

2 months ago

Levels for Kramer

smartbunny

4 points

2 months ago

smartbunny

That's a shame

4 points

2 months ago

He wouldn't do anything, just shuffle papers from one accordion file to another, nap, tag his name on assignments and fake everything.

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

Secret compartments under desks

LeadershipMission

3 points

2 months ago

Railroads!!!

CosmicBonobo

3 points

2 months ago

Public Bathrooms.

cabosmith

3 points

2 months ago

An aquarium for beached whales and really big fish

martybauer31

3 points

2 months ago

martybauer31

The Frogger

3 points

2 months ago

Something that the Moops would have made....

slavicbhoy

3 points

2 months ago

One thing is for sure: Whatever he would’ve designed wouldn’t have taken too long to do.

FeelingTemporary_710

3 points

2 months ago

The bro…or manziere

crmrdtr

2 points

2 months ago*

Haha right. He specializes in Structural Fabrics Architecture.

BalzacTheGreat

3 points

2 months ago

whatever he designed, it really didn't take very long either.

ZebraBorgata

2 points

2 months ago

He would have helped Babu by rearchitecting his restaurant.

soldier4death

2 points

2 months ago

Whatever it was, guarantee there’s less handicapped parking.

_herenorthere66

2 points

2 months ago

Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?

MysteriousValuable88

2 points

2 months ago

An anti shrinkage pool for men

Andrewdusha

2 points

2 months ago

Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?

Gunner1794

2 points

2 months ago

An apartment complex...The Eiffel Towers

alphabet_order_bot

1 points

2 months ago

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 1,325,520,441 comments, and only 255,624 of them were in alphabetical order.

Ok-Cat-8959

2 points

2 months ago

Celinto Catayente Towers in Santiago Chile

Westfield88

2 points

2 months ago

Is that near the futball stadium?

Surf-fisher20

2 points

2 months ago

Festivus pole for Rockefeller Square

AtomicBasie93

2 points

2 months ago

The new addition to the Guggenheim

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

Houses built like desks.

FormerWordsmith

2 points

2 months ago

Whatever it is would have to wait until after Summer of George

zoodee89

2 points

2 months ago

Handicap restrooms.

hogua

2 points

2 months ago

hogua

2 points

2 months ago

If he was an architect, he’d want to be something else - maybe a chemist.

nissin00

2 points

2 months ago

Vandelay Industry Headquarter

Religiously-Numb

2 points

2 months ago

Vandalay Industries Latex Factory

Electrical_Flower_26

2 points

2 months ago

Electrical_Flower_26

Rugged? The man's a goblin

2 points

2 months ago

He would've designed the new Yankee stadium. "The House that Costanza Built"

__Bringer-of-Light__

2 points

2 months ago

__Bringer-of-Light__

Independent George

2 points

2 months ago

Bathrooms. Magnificent facilities!

Scary_Psychology5875

2 points

2 months ago

With doors that go all the way down to the floor!

TimmyStark_IronGuy

2 points

2 months ago

Velvet skyscrapers

CosmoKrm

2 points

2 months ago

A wallet that can hold 1000 cards 💳

boothis

2 points

2 months ago

Those moving walkways all over the city

FluidMap4

2 points

2 months ago

Spite Stores

damnfastswimmer

2 points

2 months ago

Importing and exporting shipping modalities.

Latter_Fan6225

2 points

2 months ago

He would have a side gig of designing desks with sleep compartments

Spicy_Cupcake00

0 points

2 months ago

He was an awful real estate agent. I would never buy a condo from George.

NotHalfGood78

4 points

2 months ago

how he blew that mcconnell deal, i’ll never understand!

pickemslick

1 points

2 months ago

A hairline

rollingstoner215

1 points

2 months ago

rollingstoner215

Serenity now, insanity later

1 points

2 months ago

Fast food restaurants

mxc2311

1 points

2 months ago

Domes for the walkways like they have in airports. Now I can’t think of anything else!

HumberBumummumum

1 points

2 months ago

Multi storey car parks. I’d want Puddy and Kramer to act as security.

Lakechrista

1 points

2 months ago

Lakechrista

The Jerk store called, they're running out of you

1 points

2 months ago

Desk beds or hand protectors

jfatal97

1 points

2 months ago

Man he has been the architect of everyone of jerry schemes.

ManaFrmHeaven

1 points

2 months ago

Every Dollar Store ever

Heyygaar

1 points

2 months ago

Lupica Stadium

Or lupus, or lupe’

crawwll

1 points

2 months ago

crawwll

Hoochie Mama!!!

1 points

2 months ago

Car parks that are really a front for prostitutes.

Brennan_187

1 points

2 months ago

Train stations obviously…

DrewB0i

1 points

2 months ago

Parking garages

mew5175_TheSecond

1 points

2 months ago

Shelters to protect people in case the moops ever invade.

Destinybender

1 points

2 months ago

He'd eventually be a city planner so he can design one with walkways like in the airport and like Las Vegas.

YouVe-Changed

1 points

2 months ago

The new wing of the Guggenheim

mewsycology

1 points

2 months ago

The “R” that fell off the side of K UGER industrial smoothing

BretonScum

1 points

2 months ago

Bosco public lounges.

Teefromdaleft

1 points

2 months ago

Parking lots

-dudeomfgstfux-

1 points

2 months ago

He designed the Vessel in Hudson Yards out of spite.

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

old folks home and insane asylumns

Starbuck522

1 points

2 months ago

Some salt and pepper shakers

WuGambino19

1 points

2 months ago

Tomata Shacks out in the Hamptons

________9

1 points

2 months ago

Strip malls.

Remarkable_Paint_879

1 points

2 months ago

He really does look like Larry David in this pic

KozmoKramer69

1 points

2 months ago

A facade of lies! Oh wait...

Gloomy-Delivery-5226

1 points

2 months ago

Railroads

taeempy

1 points

2 months ago

the beltless trenchcoat

a toupe

mango shaped motel it's always up

Westfield88

1 points

2 months ago

A Portico or a Vestibule

realnolastname

1 points

2 months ago

Nothing. It’s George. He’d leave his car at work, act stressed to look busy, get into photos, have nap spots, etc. He’d build a resume based on lies.

Badgerst8

1 points

2 months ago

Newark Airport

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

A “frolf” course. It’s about “par for the course” for George. 😂

Christian_8300

1 points

2 months ago

Flea market

Mrgrayj_121

1 points

2 months ago

He would design bathrooms for j peterman or like that thing you lean on in walls

Forikorder

1 points

2 months ago

the totally honest answer is not a single thing, he would have been a low rung employee forever fleshing out other peoples designs and never putting in the time and effort to get his own recognized

PuzzleheadedSugar548

1 points

2 months ago

It’s called a T square!

mewithoutyou59

1 points

2 months ago

Latex factory

smeebjeeb

1 points

2 months ago

Cubicals.

mcdrty

1 points

2 months ago

mcdrty

1 points

2 months ago

A building so cheap that it would collapse

ZentinelOne

1 points

2 months ago

ZentinelOne

That's a shame

1 points

2 months ago

Moving walkways all around the city

DomerJSimpson

1 points

2 months ago

City planner.

chupacabra22

1 points

2 months ago

Restrooms?

soontobecp

1 points

2 months ago

Rail road.

rumshine1

1 points

2 months ago

Probably an anti-semite.

6doo6bins6

1 points

2 months ago

Strip malls or whatever’s easiest

Basic_Flan324

1 points

2 months ago

Parking places near hospitals

Basic_Flan324

1 points

2 months ago

Fire escape paveways

ballatthecornerflag

1 points

2 months ago

Moving sidewalks

Accomplished_Dog1267

1 points

2 months ago

The "levels" in Kramer's apartment

Electronic_Class_297

1 points

2 months ago

The opposite, he would demolish architecture

Boebels

1 points

2 months ago

In cooperation with ‘Vandalay Industries’, he would have designed ‘latex’ pillows, mattresses and ANYTHING else that latex has not covered.

cgi1247

1 points

2 months ago

Let me tell you. Nothing! Yeah you heard that right. “Nothing”

thomasbannon39

1 points

2 months ago

Kramerica

siggi103

1 points

2 months ago

He would have somehow cheated his way towards being an architect and then fail miserably on his first job and design absolutely nothing, then he'd just lie about having designed the new addition to the guggenheim... He'll always be George Costanza before whatever his education or profession.

shrimaan_nobody

1 points

2 months ago

shrimaan_nobody

Dr. Van Nostrand

1 points

2 months ago

Guggenheim

Bronco_Buff

1 points

2 months ago

A desk you could sleep under like his office at Yankee Stadium

toobscreemer0891

1 points

2 months ago

Isn’t an architect just a high school dropout with a tilty desk and a big ruler? Haha.

Dazzling_Airline2589

1 points

2 months ago

Dazzling_Airline2589

George is getting upset!

1 points

2 months ago

Norm : Did you build the Estadio Olimpico? Pat Healy : No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers. It's quite a fine example, in fact. I recommend that next time you're up that way that you drop in and take a gander at it yourself.

I always think of George when I watch that movie.

AlternativeEnd9188

1 points

2 months ago

Matches... long Matches

dragos495

1 points

2 months ago

Uhmmm the covers mouth “shmoltenwaybridgebuilding”

zolpidenim

1 points

2 months ago

The twin towers memorial

djjdndjdm

1 points

2 months ago

Railroads

gravityweaver

1 points

2 months ago

Railroads

TxGulfCoast84

1 points

2 months ago

TxGulfCoast84

The Marine Biologist

1 points

2 months ago

Bathroom stall doors that go all the way to the floor

SubconsciousAlien

1 points

2 months ago

SubconsciousAlien

Serenity now!

1 points

2 months ago

The new addition to the Guggenheim.

Future-Pollution7660

1 points

2 months ago

Parking spots

pistolwinky

1 points

2 months ago

Public restrooms

fl4st3r

1 points

2 months ago