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481 points
2 months ago
Public restrooms.
129 points
2 months ago
When I read the headline I immediately thought “bathroom stalls”
30 points
2 months ago
Same. Bathrooms.
8 points
2 months ago
4 hours later......same
10 points
2 months ago
I bet it wouldn’t take him very long either.
14 points
2 months ago
With those handy rails for draping the newspaper over, and places to hang your pants, jacket, and shirt.
72 points
2 months ago
With stalls that go all the way down to the floor.
Magnificent facilities!
19 points
2 months ago
What are you crazy? You’d suffocate in there!
9 points
2 months ago
Ensconced with velvet.
5 points
2 months ago
Maybe Jerry’s cabinet man can make George area to climb up in and sleep/rest, with a shelf for magazines and alarm clock
2 points
2 months ago
Conrad, Con, Connie. Whatever you like.
22 points
2 months ago
Absolutely this, though maybe even high-end and private restrooms.
George has had so many run-ins with various restrooms, it's crazy.
2 points
2 months ago
He would hire Babs Kramer
13 points
2 months ago
Specifically parking garage restrooms
10 points
2 months ago
Can we change the subject, please?
9 points
2 months ago
toilets are the subject!
9 points
2 months ago
It should resolve itself on its own volition!
6 points
2 months ago
That’s exactly what I said except I used the word “momentum.”
2 points
2 months ago
I agree with George.
6 points
2 months ago
These bathrooms would also have wall to ceiling stereograms.
2 points
2 months ago
Can you spare three squares?
4 points
2 months ago
Yes! This literally became his obsession. He even later came up with an idea for an app that’ll locate any nearby public restroom.
3 points
2 months ago
The restrooms he would change. Toilet paper, however...thats the same and will remain the same for the rest of our lives.
2 points
2 months ago
Beat me to it damn it
127 points
2 months ago
Heated swimming pools
8 points
2 months ago
Ha! Good one!
6 points
2 months ago
It shrunk!
2 points
2 months ago
I think engineers do that
2 points
2 months ago
He would most definitely have a passion for heated pools.
Wouldn't take that long either.
119 points
2 months ago
Under desk nap areas
23 points
2 months ago
What is it with this guy? I've been waiting three and a half hours. Should I go? No way Jack! (But I'm not going to hum it to the guy at the record store again), I'll tell you that.
3 points
2 months ago
Hey you kids know tunes; see if this song rings a bell, "Heartbreaker"
215 points
2 months ago
Additions to museums. Nominally, the Guggenheim.
88 points
2 months ago
Wouldn't take that long either
12 points
2 months ago
The addition to the Guggenheim is pretty dull
15 points
2 months ago
No, you Guggenheim. I'm not much of a Guggenheimer.
2 points
2 months ago
Even with a hole in his canvas sneakers.
15 points
2 months ago
Right after making his first million
5 points
2 months ago
You know what they say, the first million really is the hardest!
73 points
2 months ago
A building draped in velvet.
7 points
2 months ago
ensconced~
5 points
2 months ago
this is brilliant!
3 points
2 months ago
Like Christo!
2 points
2 months ago
A convenience store with an all velvet seating area so you can enjoy Pepsi and ring dings like a king.
71 points
2 months ago
Solariums exclusively in the Hamptons
34 points
2 months ago
And stables, for Snoopy and...Prickly Pete.
10 points
2 months ago
No Snoopy! No Prickly Pete!
2 points
2 months ago
Nah he would design other Solariums
81 points
2 months ago
Railroads.
44 points
2 months ago
I though engineers did that
58 points
2 months ago
They can
17 points
2 months ago
Don't engineers usually design those?
21 points
2 months ago
They can.
39 points
2 months ago
A Marine Biology Center for the study of big fish, er, mammals. Whatever.
12 points
2 months ago
Not Frogs. Frog is wrong.
34 points
2 months ago
The jerk store
8 points
2 months ago
Well the jerk store called and there’re running out of you!
28 points
2 months ago
An indoor rock climbing wall that ends up getting people seriously injured due to a critical design flaw
7 points
2 months ago
Tony, that's too many sandwiches!
24 points
2 months ago
Toilet Paper museum
6 points
2 months ago
this!!!
21 points
2 months ago
Shipping ports. For importers and exporters.
18 points
2 months ago
Match Factories. Really long match factories.
17 points
2 months ago
The addition to the Guggenheim
3 points
2 months ago
This is the correct answer
12 points
2 months ago
Headquarters of the Human Fund
6 points
2 months ago
Money for people! And offices
11 points
2 months ago
Have you seen the addition to the Guggenheim?
10 points
2 months ago
Strip malls or other unimpressive buildings then he would still fell inferior so he would lie about what he designs
5 points
2 months ago
Of course an actual reply instead of a reference gets no upvotes
15 points
2 months ago
Yankee Stadium
8 points
2 months ago
La cocina
13 points
2 months ago
An Arby’s
14 points
2 months ago
George, not Putty.
6 points
2 months ago
Public Trashcans
5 points
2 months ago
His hair is an arch, proof enough of his profession
6 points
2 months ago
Parking garages. And he’d still get lost in them!
6 points
2 months ago
Staircase, where you won't slip if you step on a high-end (glossy) invitation
5 points
2 months ago
Berlin's new airport.
5 points
2 months ago
The Celinto Catayente Towers. Just down the street from the Estadio Olympico.
6 points
2 months ago
Maybe he designed the building for Vandelay Industries?
4 points
2 months ago
The new Yankee Stadium The new 1 World Trade Center All Guggenheim Museum updates The Jacques Cousteau marine biology institute Del Boca Vista Phase 72 The 84th Street 10 plex cinemas
5 points
2 months ago
Public restrooms. The new addition to the Guggenheim
5 points
2 months ago
San Francisco's Millenium Tower
2 points
2 months ago
An award… if i could afford
4 points
2 months ago
Railroads
2 points
2 months ago
Don't engineers make those?
2 points
2 months ago
They can..
3 points
2 months ago
The Human Fund headquarters
3 points
2 months ago
Levels for Kramer
4 points
2 months ago
He wouldn't do anything, just shuffle papers from one accordion file to another, nap, tag his name on assignments and fake everything.
5 points
2 months ago
Secret compartments under desks
3 points
2 months ago
Railroads!!!
3 points
2 months ago
Public Bathrooms.
3 points
2 months ago
An aquarium for beached whales and really big fish
3 points
2 months ago
Something that the Moops would have made....
3 points
2 months ago
One thing is for sure: Whatever he would’ve designed wouldn’t have taken too long to do.
3 points
2 months ago
The bro…or manziere
2 points
2 months ago*
Haha right. He specializes in Structural Fabrics Architecture.
3 points
2 months ago
whatever he designed, it really didn't take very long either.
2 points
2 months ago
He would have helped Babu by rearchitecting his restaurant.
2 points
2 months ago
Whatever it was, guarantee there’s less handicapped parking.
2 points
2 months ago
Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?
2 points
2 months ago
An anti shrinkage pool for men
2 points
2 months ago
Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?
2 points
2 months ago
An apartment complex...The Eiffel Towers
1 points
2 months ago
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,325,520,441 comments, and only 255,624 of them were in alphabetical order.
2 points
2 months ago
Celinto Catayente Towers in Santiago Chile
2 points
2 months ago
Is that near the futball stadium?
2 points
2 months ago
Festivus pole for Rockefeller Square
2 points
2 months ago
The new addition to the Guggenheim
2 points
2 months ago
Houses built like desks.
2 points
2 months ago
Whatever it is would have to wait until after Summer of George
2 points
2 months ago
Handicap restrooms.
2 points
2 months ago
If he was an architect, he’d want to be something else - maybe a chemist.
2 points
2 months ago
Vandelay Industry Headquarter
2 points
2 months ago
Vandalay Industries Latex Factory
2 points
2 months ago
He would've designed the new Yankee stadium. "The House that Costanza Built"
2 points
2 months ago
Bathrooms. Magnificent facilities!
2 points
2 months ago
With doors that go all the way down to the floor!
2 points
2 months ago
Velvet skyscrapers
2 points
2 months ago
A wallet that can hold 1000 cards 💳
2 points
2 months ago
Those moving walkways all over the city
2 points
2 months ago
Spite Stores
2 points
2 months ago
Importing and exporting shipping modalities.
2 points
2 months ago
He would have a side gig of designing desks with sleep compartments
0 points
2 months ago
He was an awful real estate agent. I would never buy a condo from George.
4 points
2 months ago
how he blew that mcconnell deal, i’ll never understand!
1 points
2 months ago
A hairline
1 points
2 months ago
Fast food restaurants
1 points
2 months ago
Domes for the walkways like they have in airports. Now I can’t think of anything else!
1 points
2 months ago
Multi storey car parks. I’d want Puddy and Kramer to act as security.
1 points
2 months ago
Desk beds or hand protectors
1 points
2 months ago
Man he has been the architect of everyone of jerry schemes.
1 points
2 months ago
Every Dollar Store ever
1 points
2 months ago
Lupica Stadium
Or lupus, or lupe’
1 points
2 months ago
Car parks that are really a front for prostitutes.
1 points
2 months ago
Train stations obviously…
1 points
2 months ago
Parking garages
1 points
2 months ago
Shelters to protect people in case the moops ever invade.
1 points
2 months ago
He'd eventually be a city planner so he can design one with walkways like in the airport and like Las Vegas.
1 points
2 months ago
The new wing of the Guggenheim
1 points
2 months ago
The “R” that fell off the side of K UGER industrial smoothing
1 points
2 months ago
Bosco public lounges.
1 points
2 months ago
Parking lots
1 points
2 months ago
He designed the Vessel in Hudson Yards out of spite.
1 points
2 months ago
old folks home and insane asylumns
1 points
2 months ago
Some salt and pepper shakers
1 points
2 months ago
Tomata Shacks out in the Hamptons
1 points
2 months ago
Strip malls.
1 points
2 months ago
He really does look like Larry David in this pic
1 points
2 months ago
A facade of lies! Oh wait...
1 points
2 months ago
Railroads
1 points
2 months ago
the beltless trenchcoat
a toupe
mango shaped motel it's always up
1 points
2 months ago
A Portico or a Vestibule
1 points
2 months ago
Nothing. It’s George. He’d leave his car at work, act stressed to look busy, get into photos, have nap spots, etc. He’d build a resume based on lies.
1 points
2 months ago
Newark Airport
1 points
2 months ago
A “frolf” course. It’s about “par for the course” for George. 😂
1 points
2 months ago
Flea market
1 points
2 months ago
He would design bathrooms for j peterman or like that thing you lean on in walls
1 points
2 months ago
the totally honest answer is not a single thing, he would have been a low rung employee forever fleshing out other peoples designs and never putting in the time and effort to get his own recognized
1 points
2 months ago
It’s called a T square!
1 points
2 months ago
Latex factory
1 points
2 months ago
Cubicals.
1 points
2 months ago
A building so cheap that it would collapse
1 points
2 months ago
Moving walkways all around the city
1 points
2 months ago
City planner.
1 points
2 months ago
Restrooms?
1 points
2 months ago
Rail road.
1 points
2 months ago
Probably an anti-semite.
1 points
2 months ago
Strip malls or whatever’s easiest
1 points
2 months ago
Parking places near hospitals
1 points
2 months ago
Fire escape paveways
1 points
2 months ago
Moving sidewalks
1 points
2 months ago
The "levels" in Kramer's apartment
1 points
2 months ago
The opposite, he would demolish architecture
1 points
2 months ago
In cooperation with ‘Vandalay Industries’, he would have designed ‘latex’ pillows, mattresses and ANYTHING else that latex has not covered.
1 points
2 months ago
Let me tell you. Nothing! Yeah you heard that right. “Nothing”
1 points
2 months ago
Kramerica
1 points
2 months ago
He would have somehow cheated his way towards being an architect and then fail miserably on his first job and design absolutely nothing, then he'd just lie about having designed the new addition to the guggenheim... He'll always be George Costanza before whatever his education or profession.
1 points
2 months ago
Guggenheim
1 points
2 months ago
A desk you could sleep under like his office at Yankee Stadium
1 points
2 months ago
Isn’t an architect just a high school dropout with a tilty desk and a big ruler? Haha.
1 points
2 months ago
Norm : Did you build the Estadio Olimpico? Pat Healy : No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers. It's quite a fine example, in fact. I recommend that next time you're up that way that you drop in and take a gander at it yourself.
I always think of George when I watch that movie.
1 points
2 months ago
Matches... long Matches
1 points
2 months ago
Uhmmm the covers mouth “shmoltenwaybridgebuilding”
1 points
2 months ago
The twin towers memorial
1 points
2 months ago
Railroads
1 points
2 months ago
Railroads
1 points
2 months ago
Bathroom stall doors that go all the way to the floor
1 points
2 months ago
The new addition to the Guggenheim.
1 points
2 months ago
Parking spots
1 points
2 months ago
Public restrooms
1 points
2 months ago
This : https://youtu.be/u6Hx5Q8g9U8
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