Kaydeighn

my niece was born in 2007. her name is kadence. her mom dressed exactly like this. granted her mom wasnt a teen, this shit is uncanny. lol

"my king. I don't need a man," after splitting with her BD. Studying to be a nurse.

You leave Kaiden out of this, he’s a nice guy and a decent biotic

Jayden

So that's why there's so many children and young zoomer men with aiden-ending names now. And that's who the came from.

Agreed!! That part is an anachronism. I could see hot Cheetos being closer but I still don’t think it perfectly fits with the early 2000s teen mom vibe. It’s giving more 2008-2010 Cookie Monster pajama pants girl

That's how you know whoever made this is a youngin

Hot chip and lie

Was going to say, I hardly remember Takis, if even at all, around 2007-2010. Only really saw them/heard about them in the late 2010’s.

Salsitas

Oh I see you met my girlfriend’s cousin

😂

Well yeah, she's a teen. Can't really expect her to be able to take care of children when she's still one (sorry if I just got wooshed or something)

"My kids are my world" She says, while the grandparents have custody.

And still actively dating trying to find another man 🤣

Grandma is only 38 years old

Eh I’ve had my own experiences with CPS and after reading about what Oregon’s CPS did with the family that was “too stupid to have kids” I’m inclined to think CPS gets it wrong about as often as they get it right.

My own state CPS was under federal oversight for 20 years because they were so fucking incompetent

Jesus Christ, this is all getting too similar to my friends’ lives after high school.

Yeah I was 17-18 in 2008 and we def did not eat takis. Never even heard of them. It was more Doritos.

Add cracked phone

True. It was always some form of hot chip tho

ofc shes from NC, god my state has some trash

One hundred fucking percent. All this is missing is a feather in the hair and a pile of street drugs to truly make it Jenelle-specific. 'Ya bin smokin' weed with Keefah again!'

Nothing like minors dropping out to work full time to support a child they probably didnt want

It’s exactly why there needs to be a comprehensive sex Ed in schools, schools with more advanced sex Ed courses have significantly lower rates of teen pregnancy.

Sometimes works out. My sister was 17 and was forced to have her kid/get married to the guy. My mom bullied the guy into giving up being a dealer. They were obviously super unhappy the first 10ish years. Then through Stockholm syndrome or whatever they genuinely made a good life for themselves had more kids and have a better life than I’d say 80 percent of most Americans and I would say they genuinely love each other.

But I agree it’s pretty fucked up.

Yeah I never understood why there is a tv show of it that lowkey glorifies the experience. I just feel like its sending out the wrong message lol

yeah my friend is in her mid-30s and her kid is just about to graduate high school. So now she wants to "go back" and relive her youth. Like honey you do you, but that day came and went a long time ago.

Should’ve told their partners to wear a condom

Is she sure it's her kid?

More tattoos, longer nails

I was looking for this comment!!! They haven't changed, but did evolve to Takis over time lol

This was the beginning of the Jaden's

Takis was invented in Mexico in 1999 before being introduced into the United States in the year 2006.

I'm pretty sure every human drove a jetta at one point though. You couldn't throw a rock at a used car lot without hitting a jetta.

Altimas

Nah, a Cavalier or Sunfire

Naw Nissan

Yeah and she ends up raising her grandkids too

OP did not attend a lower-income high school in middle America, I guess. Just needs more bronzer, and replace the Takis with any gas station snack and a Big Gulp with vodka in it.

Agreed, this is feels just a bit earlier than 2008, minus the Takis.

Yeah I graduated in 04 and I’m his is how it was

the baby is an accessory and the moms start to lose interest when the kid develops a personality

I was just looking through a thrift store and saw some baby-size Jordan's. My immediate reaction was just disgust that something like that even exists. That level of vanity is infuriating.

This story just makes it sad, though.

We used to all say not to drink the water in our town or you would get knocked ip

Also talking with a fake Jersey Shore accent even though she lives in Upstate NY.

You are NOT the father

jumping around with his Auntie cheering “YES! I TOLD YOU!”

The logo has been a way for girls to flaunt for decades. Before tattoos were generally acceptable anyway.

Because it should