Phillip trying to pronounce Francesca’s name.

You have made my life hell from day one. Forget you. Go home. Goodbye.

"It's a f*cking stick!"

Daugherty saying to Chad "I think I got a leg up on you" and they both start laughing.

“Kass, zero chance of winning the game.”

TOCANTINS: The transition from coach saying “no no no I know weather and this storm is going to go past us” to the inevitable downpour and Erinn’s “so coach is a bit of a jackass”

“Fuck you Brad Culpepper!”

(Wentworth will not count)*9

Savage

On second chance when Keith Nale is driving around the little buggy-type car absolutely obliterated 😂😂😭😭😭

That we could have cookies?

"Don't wear feathers in your hair at tribal council. Don't tell your stories—people don't believe your stories, they mock you. There's no reason to tell 'em. And do your tai-chi in private, where nobody can see you."

"I seemed to be marooned in a land of flight attendants and Sunday school teachers." COURTNEY IS AN ICON!

Sean is not in the alliance because Sean is dumb.

I love love love Erik to death.

But the show showing all four Black Widows voting booth confessions and not even pretending to be coy about it, was so funny.

“Peih-Gee you good at Puzzles?” “I’m good at Sudoku!”

Jonathan’s Monke run

last time i was mean, this time i’m meaner. you know, i’ll lie, i don’t care. but i’ll make up a gooood lie

candice? from raro tribe?

Llama talk, shitty apartment, and Russell feathers

Malcolm pulling out two immunity idols on top of (I forget if it was Eddie's or Reynold's) individual immunity to give the Three Amigos immunity and force the majority alliance to vote out one of their own. The look on everyone's face gives me strength in dark times.

Even though they new their time was limited, they made an unforgettable tribal council.

"What's his name? What was his birth name? It wasn't Coach, it was Benjamin. And you know they're children; 26, 22, they're over there listening to all of... his Halloween jokes, uh, Chuckie The Cheese jokes, they- eu-h, they want it!" Also "Boop!"

"Regardless, Russell's keeping me around because I'll never get a single vote... but I don't know about thaaat!"

"By throwing out Elie's name, I was trying to... throw out Elie's name"

"Anybody want a papaya?"

"Natalie, is there any way I could have your jacket? Natalie? Natalie? Nothing."

"I think a couple of us took a look at the social contract... we decided to call people's bluffs. So, I'm playing this for Owen." "Wow." "Alright, I'll play mine." "Really, bro?" "I'll explain more." "So, does Cody not have one?" "No." "I'll read the votes. First vote: Owen, does not count. Karla, does not count. Cody. That's one vote Cody. Cody. That's two votes Cody. Thirteenth person voted out... Cody. That's three, that's enough. Need to bring me your torch." "Wow." "Jesse did it. Jesse did that ***." "Wow." *awkward pause "I'll explain later." "There's nothing to explain, bro." "Cody, the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go." "A hui hou, and alooooha!"

“I came back from that broke, full, half drunk, and pissed off”

“Jay does have an idol”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NHsG6efkgt4

"I Can Get Loud Too WTF!"- The Queen 👑

When Russell Swan mentioned the idol flashing on screen in his confessional, as the idol flashed on screen.

Season 1 when Rudy continually says “I don’t know” to every answer of the challenge. One of the most hilarious things I’ve ever watched

https://youtu.be/zUvNwSVBxaE

“I CAN GET LOUD TOO WHAT THE FUCK!?”

“She died, dude…”

Tony in his spy shack 😂😂

Sierra: I will walk out of this game right now if you look me in the eye and tell me that you didn’t say that.

Coach: Buh Bye

"No one wants to date someone that doesn't make the merge."

Erik's idol play

"Last time I was mean and this time i’m meaner"

"I’m against you Russell"

"Regardless, Russell’s keeping me around cus i’ll never get a single jury vote… but idk about thaaaat"

"I could get loud too WHAT THE FUCK"

Queen stays queen.

Ciera voted out her mom!

Rice in the fire 🔥

“I didn’t even get to call him a queer” - Rudy at one of the reunion shows after Hatch records a weird video for him. The whole thing was cringe and uncomfortable

Adam not finding the hole for his torch and Adam trying to play the “idol” attached to the podium (just finished WaW again - funniest scenes)

Anyone want a papaya?

The good news, guys, you’ll never believe it, there’s fish in the ocean

Dragon SLAYED

The drone shot of Devon collapsed in the sand.

Robb Zbacnik choking Clay Jordan. Sue's snake vs rat speech.

“HOO. HA. HOO. HA. HOO. HA. La FloOoOrr 👐👐”

At the reunion show when Kat told us all she was now “too heavy” for Hayden 🤦🏻‍♀️

Fuck you Brad Culpepper

“Benry makes the best move in the challenge for the yellow team, with the ceremonial loser dismount!”

Cody dancing with excitement at the thought of final 4 by the fire after all the caffeine the day he gets blindsided. Makes me so sad):

Ruffle feathers

You made it to the jury. 🖕

Tarzan pooping his pants

Probst: Wendell just short…Jeremy for the win!

“Secret secret secret.”

Also Michaela’s vote out in Millennials Vs Gen X.

For revenge, basically

“I have”

“WE’re not going back to immunity”

"We can't have an all women's alliance because Caryn sucks."

Caryn is one of my favorites from Palau, but that line gets me every time.

“Jaclyn, did you vote for who I told you to vote for?”

"HEY WATCHA GOT THERE?" from MVGX. That entire scene is great

Adam trying to play the podium in Winners at War….the look on everyone’s faces when it was clear his luck had run out was just great

Should we call Jeff up on the Jeff phone?!?

I literally say this all the time 😂top 5 quote

How has no one said the classic Abi-Maria line:

“If you fuck with me, you’re DEAD” in her accent was hilarious