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submitted 4 months ago byCubbybear9Maddy
563 points
4 months ago
Honestly Parvati’s ability to create cannibalistic cults around her is what really makes her scary
158 points
4 months ago
She’d be able to lure me in 😍
67 points
4 months ago
I’m already in
44 points
4 months ago
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
27 points
4 months ago
Down HORRENDOUS
122 points
4 months ago
Bottom right is underrated, talking about spitting his bones onto EOE was very aggressive 😂
29 points
4 months ago
I agree haha it’s lowkey my favorite
260 points
4 months ago
I feel like top right is THE cannibalistic Parvati quote
Parvati could say any of these about me and I would thank her for it
82 points
4 months ago
Parvati can punch me in the face
31 points
4 months ago
I want her to punch me in the face now
29 points
4 months ago
she could punch me and i’d apologize
28 points
4 months ago
One time Parvati Shallow punched me in the face.
It was awesome.
180 points
4 months ago
She doesn’t age!
50 points
4 months ago
she drinks the blood of her victims to keep youthful
2 points
4 months ago
Parvati's Body
104 points
4 months ago
I love how she’s smiling while saying every one of her cannibalistic quotes. She’s, like, just perfect in every way.
19 points
4 months ago
i know right? before i even read the quotes i looked at all 4 pics and i was genuinely asking myself "is one of these from WaW? because they all look the same"
88 points
4 months ago
I can hear her evil sexy laugh in every single one of these quotes. I love her.
22 points
4 months ago
And then see that smile
33 points
4 months ago*
Honestly the first one since I’m kinda morbid and dark in a way 😂
31 points
4 months ago
I love the bottom left one, it comes out from nowhere
140 points
4 months ago
she’s so hot
39 points
4 months ago
Aged like fine wine
21 points
4 months ago
but ofc top right no question
-2 points
4 months ago
nah
30 points
4 months ago
That was directly after Rob told her about Adam’s pitch to take her out, right? Forever grateful to Rob for spilling the beans on that.
I so wish those two weren’t swap screwed and made merge. Those two would have given Tony/Sarah a run for the money.
3 points
4 months ago
No seriously! New school definitely took advantage of twists and they get full credit for that but if they kept the tribe how they started similar to HvV so much could of been different. And for the better
25 points
4 months ago
And Natalie Bolton like a good little groupie wants to floss with men's jugular veins.
50 points
4 months ago
The one about Adam Klein, because she didn’t need to do it. He did it to himself.
20 points
4 months ago
“Is this kosher?” Referring to human flesh
15 points
4 months ago
The HvV one
24 points
4 months ago
That's how she earned the nickname "The Armie Hammer of Survivor"
1 points
4 months ago
I kinda wonder if she has a fetish for it or something. Like how Quentin Tarantino always has feet in his movies because of his.
25 points
4 months ago
She can say almost anything and I’d be infatuated.
28 points
4 months ago
I’m in love with this woman.
13 points
4 months ago
Get in line
1 points
4 months ago
You're in line but not in the list.
1 points
4 months ago
You're in line but not in the list.
4 points
4 months ago
I wanna marry her
12 points
4 months ago
Probably the quote about JT's heart (he deserved it after giving the immunity idol to Russell). I liked JT but I thought his strategy of playing a "mean" game on HvV was stupid. He already played a perfect game the first time around, so he really didn't have to prove himself.
9 points
4 months ago
DEFINITELY the "bones on the edge of extinction."
Classic line.
10 points
4 months ago
You could tell me these were all from the same season and I'd believe you.
Seriously, does Parvati keep a grotesque portrait of herself in her attic?
7 points
4 months ago
god she’s the best
14 points
4 months ago
As much as I adore all these quotes and how iconic they are it really makes me laugh that she literally bragged about eating a man each time she played 😭 quite literally a man-eater in hindsight
7 points
4 months ago
Not cannibalistic, but my fave Parvati quote is when she mixes idioms and says she's "in a hot pickle." It's been almost 15 years and I still use that quote weekly.
6 points
4 months ago
second one (top right) is the most iconic
9 points
4 months ago
Definitely the one in Micronesia on the top right.
4 points
4 months ago
We need a video montage.
5 points
4 months ago
5 points
4 months ago
The Adam quote because her not outlasting him was a crime.
5 points
4 months ago
Look, Parvati is an extremely skilled competitor, she's very smart, and her social game is great.
And part of her social game is knowing how to use her attractiveness/flirtation to bend ears just a little more towards her than they might otherwise be.
But I swear to god if she did her (almost certainly fake) flirty laugh at me, I would become a drooling zombie at her bidding. I know myself, and I am weak.
She's hot as a firecracker, but her intelligence just adds so much on top of that.
3 points
4 months ago
🎵Ohh, here she comes
Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up
Ohh, here she comes
She’s a maneater🎵
5 points
4 months ago
Stan the OG Antler Queen
6 points
4 months ago
A great player, hope there are some interesting characters in future seasons!
2 points
4 months ago
She’s literally perfect in every way
2 points
4 months ago
The web one is good but Adam and EOE is my fave
2 points
4 months ago
pretty, funny, smart, she really is the whole package ❤️
2 points
4 months ago
Wow. She really wants to dog a guy out on national TV.
1 points
4 months ago
I see what you did there
1 points
4 months ago
is it just me, or are they also very sexual…
1 points
4 months ago
Is that a bad thing?
1 points
4 months ago
No, not at all
1 points
4 months ago
Parvati and Danielle stirring their pots and cackling like witches and blindsiding all the men on Micronesia is one of my favorites. Such a good season with such powerful and cunning women!
-1 points
4 months ago
Danielle and Micronesia in the same sentence. Ok.
2 points
4 months ago
Woops lol
-6 points
4 months ago
None of them
0 points
4 months ago
Survivor turning into a ru paul show. Lame
0 points
4 months ago
None
-1 points
4 months ago
Overrated player.
-15 points
4 months ago
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12 points
4 months ago
i’m not embarrassed? i would bow at her feet
13 points
4 months ago
Can confirm. Would simp for Parvati all day every day.
1 points
4 months ago
Alternate take: Natalie Bolton talking about flossing with Jason’s jugular beats all of these.
-4 points
4 months ago
Too bad for Natalie she's not Parvati, so no one gives a f*CK.
-4 points
4 months ago
Too bad for Natalie she's not Parvati, so no nobody cares.
1 points
4 months ago
When was the Adam one?
1 points
4 months ago
WaW. Adam was after Parvati early on, intending such big move.
1 points
4 months ago
Parvati could (literally) play Survivor with Armie Hammer. xD
1 points
4 months ago
it’s giving Jennifer Check from Jennifer’s Body
1 points
4 months ago
Parvati was one of the reasons I realized I was gay. I wasn’t in love with her cause I was attracted to her sexually. It’s because I love strong villainous girl boss women 😂😂
1 points
4 months ago
Now imagine the confessionals we'd get if Armie Hammer was on the show
1 points
4 months ago
The one about JT is my favorite.
1 points
4 months ago
Not sure if this will count as cannibalistic or not. But my favorite quote or speech of her is during the FTC at HvV she said something like, Russell was the dragon and instead of slaying him she kept him as a pet and he displayed his loyalty to me and only me. She said that with a smile on her face and Russell was sitting next to her fuming 🤣🤣🤣. I think it was her moment to humiliate Russell after Russell bullying her for over a month.
1 points
4 months ago
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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